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FOH (front of house) is a weekly podcast about the restaurant industry brought to you by two service industry veterans. Sometimes political, usually dumb, always a good dang laugh!
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Scrimshaw Situation

Scrimshaw Situation

Kelly and Lillian discuss the recent unionization campaigns in the NYC restaurant industry
48:2517/02/2023
COINTELPRO Culture

COINTELPRO Culture

Kelly and Lillian discuss the big and annoying etiquette list!
42:5709/02/2023
**UNLOCKED PATREON** Conspiracy Game!

**UNLOCKED PATREON** Conspiracy Game!

We're unlocking our very special patreon episode for all to hear! Please enjoy our conspiracy theory game!
57:3202/02/2023
Hard Seventeen

Hard Seventeen

Kelly and Lillian discuss the ServSafe/NRA link
40:4128/01/2023
The Woody Allen Effect

The Woody Allen Effect

Kelly and Lillian discuss rats, restaurants, and their favorite people in the world: exterminators
47:0919/01/2023
Cocaine 10-15 Times

Cocaine 10-15 Times

Lillian and Kelly discuss the fall of Noma
52:1714/01/2023
Suck It Up, Suck It In

Suck It Up, Suck It In

Kelly and Lillian discuss the wild world of fad diets and food conspiracies
43:2306/01/2023
Out of Necessity

Out of Necessity

Kelly and Lillian give their predictions for 2023
35:5331/12/2022
The Sop Store Called

The Sop Store Called

Kelly and Lillian discuss the history of holiday wassailing and wassail the beverage!
48:3516/12/2022
Game Theory

Game Theory

Kelly and Lillian test each other's server skills in a "wyd" restaurant game
43:2803/12/2022
It Was A Slay

It Was A Slay

Kelly and and Lillian discuss the recent Starbucks strike
50:1225/11/2022
Nothing Short of a Thrill

Nothing Short of a Thrill

Kelly and Lillian discuss the crypto-like scams of the food and bev world
46:4418/11/2022
Clap If You Know Who This Is

Clap If You Know Who This Is

Lillian and Kelly discuss the NYC restaurant drama that's unfolded over the last month: McNally, Cordon, and Delvey!
46:0411/11/2022
HORROR STORIES: 4

HORROR STORIES: 4

Listen in IF YOU DARE as we read our listeners' worst service stories!
58:3931/10/2022
FROM THE VAULT: Our Second Horror Story Episode!

FROM THE VAULT: Our Second Horror Story Episode!

For your nostalgic pleasure (and to get you in the mood for your own submissions!) Here's our second Horror Story Episode from 2019!
55:4230/10/2022
FROM THE VAULT: Our First Horror Story Episode!

FROM THE VAULT: Our First Horror Story Episode!

For your nostalgic pleasure (and to get you in the mood for your own submissions!) Here's our very first Horror Story Episode from 2018!
42:5428/10/2022
Welcome to Hollywood

Welcome to Hollywood

Lillian and Kelly discuss the culinary secret to becoming a zombie
47:4919/10/2022
Touched by a Pigeon

Touched by a Pigeon

Kelly and Lillian "read" the latest food and restaurant obituaries
49:5608/10/2022
Peanut Butter Side Down

Peanut Butter Side Down

Kelly and Lillian discuss the creeping fatigue of "bad restaurant" stories
44:4330/09/2022
No Emotion Fall

No Emotion Fall

Kelly and Lillian discuss the chaos fusion cooking trend
51:0521/09/2022
Tart Harvest

Tart Harvest

Lillian and Kelly discuss history's worst food and bev disasters
45:4611/09/2022
I Can't Do My Work!

I Can't Do My Work!

Kelly and Lillian play a game of emotions and food pairings
49:2802/09/2022
You Can't Cancel Dumb

You Can't Cancel Dumb

Kelly and Lillian delve into the strange and mysterious world of the waiter's race
45:4025/08/2022
Rockstar

Rockstar

Kelly and Lillian discuss the sinister "Servie" awards
52:0915/08/2022
Excellent Lovers

Excellent Lovers

Kelly and Lillian ONCE AGAIN ARE FORCED to discuss the chef show
39:0208/08/2022
Fueled By Water

Fueled By Water

Kelly and Lillian discuss the fair and its beautiful culture of disgusting food
52:3629/07/2022
Mozart for Babies

Mozart for Babies

Kelly and Lillian discuss the origins of sabotage and how it relates to labor
54:3622/07/2022
Are We Bad?

Are We Bad?

Kelly and Lillian describe their own personal worst nightmare dinner party, with some shocking results
53:2314/07/2022
First Stepdad

First Stepdad

Kelly and Lillian discuss TikTok vs. IG food influencers
44:2406/07/2022
McBarge

McBarge

Kelly and Lillian discuss floating restaurants
51:5428/06/2022
Lion of the Senate

Lion of the Senate

Kelly and Lillian discuss the trend of extreme, meat-centric diets
52:4019/06/2022
Beat Scurvy

Beat Scurvy

Kelly and Lillian discuss the new era of the signature drink
41:5313/06/2022
Hot or Not

Hot or Not

Kelly and Lillian quit each other on current restaurant trends
47:5103/06/2022
Not Here for the Facts

Not Here for the Facts

Kelly and Lillian discuss the recent trend of reinstating "strict" dress codes in restaurants
47:1426/05/2022
**UNLOCKED PATREON** Slumber Party!

**UNLOCKED PATREON** Slumber Party!

Here's a modern classic patreon episode released from the vault! Pull up a pillow and join in on the gabfest!
54:2220/05/2022
Beezlebub's Foot Soldier

Beezlebub's Foot Soldier

Kelly and Lillian discuss a restaurant that is based on Brutalist architecture
49:1813/05/2022
The Fog of War

The Fog of War

Kelly and Lillian discuss May Day and its green and red roots
49:2507/05/2022
That's My Jam

That's My Jam

Kelly and Lillian discuss the new shaker inspired culinary scene in NYC
48:3228/04/2022
Bog Monster

Bog Monster

Kelly and Lillian discuss rabbits, Easter, and the earthly delights of Spring herself
46:0721/04/2022
Virginia Woolf, Who's Afraid Of

Virginia Woolf, Who's Afraid Of

**Apologies for zoom quality audio** Kelly and Lillian have some thoughts on mead, the ancient drink of the gods
51:4815/04/2022
Pull the Plug

Pull the Plug

Kelly and Lillian discuss an invite-only bar that they obviously think is sad and lame
44:4808/04/2022
Debunk Koko

Debunk Koko

Kelly and Lillian are BACK from their mini break, and have LOTS of news! They discuss the changing rhythm of dining out, trends and probably too many personal anecdotes!
01:01:5031/03/2022
Great Value Speed

Great Value Speed

Kelly and Lillian discuss a piece about New Yorkers who left the city and...are sad!
47:2307/03/2022
Babies and Lambs

Babies and Lambs

Kelly and Lillian discuss the Grub Street Diet series
48:0928/02/2022
Shadows and Whispers

Shadows and Whispers

Kelly and Lillian dissect the Vespertine expose
43:1721/02/2022
Laying Hands

Laying Hands

Kelly and Lillian discuss an absolutely INSANE service story, and food in the Sims universe
47:3011/02/2022
The Juul Dilemma

The Juul Dilemma

Kelly and Lillian discuss an article about Salt Fat Acid Heat being Marxist (??) and accidentally have a good time!
36:2404/02/2022
100 Years of FOH

100 Years of FOH

Kelly and Lillian discuss a piece about restaurants surviving a hundred years in NYC and wonder...do they have what it takes?
41:2628/01/2022
The Decline of "It"

The Decline of "It"

Kelly and Lillian discuss the rise of the baristas
41:0420/01/2022
Baby Bell

Baby Bell

Kelly and Lillian discuss the new NYC mayor, the NFT restaurant, and food as slime!
33:1615/01/2022