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A Lot On Your Plate
A podcast by @justjessfood who’s finally convinced her ‘plus 1’ and polar opposite friend @zoequinnnn to join her! We’ll be bringing you everything from weekly debates, rants, dilemmas, weird and wonderful guests and lots of other surprises 😉 and of course, we will wanna know… WHATS ON YOUR PLATE!?Join us over on Patreon for extra episodes every week! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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S5 Ep12: Would you date someone in the sex industry?

S5 Ep12: Would you date someone in the sex industry?

Happy Tuesday💖 This week on ALOYP we have some more new bar / restaurant / shop openings, a few important charity mentions and we dive deeply into a listeners message about porn and sex workers. Please share your thoughts with us, we could chat about this all day!! Mwah x Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:02:0819/11/2024
S5 Ep11: One decision that could change your life

S5 Ep11: One decision that could change your life

Happy Tuesday!! This week we share what's been a lot on our plate with an unfortunate realisation from Jess, which she was made aware of by Richard. We also chat through some of our lovely listeners dilemmas and take a deep dive into your life changing decisions. Enjoy💖 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
58:5612/11/2024
S5 Ep10: Are work romances the real deal or just excitement?

S5 Ep10: Are work romances the real deal or just excitement?

This week on ALOYP we dive into our listeners messages. From work romances and junk drawers to whispering 'gold' into a gravestone, we've got (as Jess described it) a belter for you! We also have a sneaky hint at something exciting....Enjoy💖 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
52:2905/11/2024
S5 Ep9: Navigating the grief of pet loss

S5 Ep9: Navigating the grief of pet loss

Happy Tuesday!! Welcome back to ALOYP🫶🏻 This week Jess is back (yay) and updates us on her absence from last week. We discuss pet grief, our upcoming Christmas market event (which is going to be out of this world), we start our new monthly segment of sharing lots of new openings in Glasgow, Manchester, London & more AND we give you a cheeky wee Halloween surprise. We recommend tuning into YT for the visuals on this one…lol. Enjoy💖 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
54:0129/10/2024
S5 Ep8: Adult acne, wedding skin prep & the truth on LED masks

S5 Ep8: Adult acne, wedding skin prep & the truth on LED masks

This week on ALOYP Zoe is joined by skincare and aesthetics expert Fiona, director of, award-winning, The Aesthetics Club. Fiona has had huge success throughout her career starting as a nurse based in London to owning an ever growing business, now having 4 clinics across the UK. Fiona chats us through all things aesthetics, skincare and her must-have products. Covering topics such as botox, pregnancy treatments, vaginal treatments, how to treat adult acne & acne scarring, anti-ageing, retinol, roaccutane, pigmentation, moxi laser, BBL hero, rejuvenating oxylight treatment and so much more! You won't want to miss this one✨Make sure to follow @theaestheticsclubuk for more & to book in with the TAC team to get your glow on! Don't forget to quote 'ALOYP' or 'A lot on your plate' for 15% off your first facial.  Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:05:2822/10/2024
S5 Ep7: 'My boyfriend ran me over'

S5 Ep7: 'My boyfriend ran me over'

This week on ALOYP we chat through your WORST relationship & dating stories...you won't want to miss this one! There's blood, crotchless pants & married men - shock. Enjoyyyyy! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
44:4415/10/2024
S5 Ep6: Is nightlife dying?

S5 Ep6: Is nightlife dying?

This week on ALOYP we catch you up on our last few days of our trip to Nashville, Jess shares her rant of the week and we have a deep chat about the industry that is, nightlife. What's your thoughts? Do you think it's dying? Let us know! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
57:4108/10/2024
S5 Ep5: The chicken ick

S5 Ep5: The chicken ick

it's our first ALOYP on tour episode! This week we come to you all the way from Nashville, howdy! We chat through the first few days of our trip, the rest of our fun & exciting plans and show you a teaser of our MASSIVE Sephora haul. We also discuss one of our lovely listeners dilemma regarding her two friends dating...what would you do?? Enjoy💖 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
48:1201/10/2024
S5 Ep4: Long Beach vs Pleasure Beach

S5 Ep4: Long Beach vs Pleasure Beach

This is our first virtual zoom pod with each other...Jess is living it up in Long Beach LA and Zoe was living it up in erm....Pleasure Beach, Blackpool. We catch up all about our week so far in contrasting destinations, mile high clubs, back door families (lol) and an inspiring story for the girlies. Enjoy piggies and remember to join our Patreon for extra episodes every week, monthly specials, early access to events, giveaways and AD free episodes. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
44:4824/09/2024
S5 Ep3: What to expect when you're expecting

S5 Ep3: What to expect when you're expecting

Happy Tuesday! This week on ALOYP Jess talks us through her pregnancy journey so far including all the ups and downs in her first trimester whilst answering all the Q's you lovely lot sent in to us. We also celebrate Zoe's birthday with 'the best present ever' from Jess. We hope you enjoy and please remember to like, subscribe, share and all that 'show us some love' stuff💖 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
58:3117/09/2024
S5 Ep2: We have some news

S5 Ep2: We have some news

In this weeks episode we have a catch up on what we’ve been up to, we discuss a listeners dilemma of feeling super demotivated coming into the winter months and of course, we reveal a VERY big announcement!!! Eeeeeek! Enjoy💖  Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
52:4110/09/2024
S5 Ep1: Season 5 bbyyyy!

S5 Ep1: Season 5 bbyyyy!

andddd we're back!! Season 5, how has that happened?? we're so happy to be back to you piggies and with an amazing studio refresh - we hope you love it as much as we do! Since it's our first ep back, we thought we would just catch you up on how we've spent our break from the pod and ease you in to what will be another crazy ride of a season...strap in and enjoy😉Please don't be shy and share the love! Any feedback? we wanna hear it! Enjoy an ep? tell your friends! The bigger we grow, the better we'll be! Lots of love, Jess & Zoe x Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
56:5103/09/2024
SIDE DISH TEASER: Wedding guest outfit inspo

SIDE DISH TEASER: Wedding guest outfit inspo

Hey pod pigs! Are you missing us??? We wanted to share this Side Dish teaser clip as we think it's super helpful for anyone looking for a wedding guest outfit or any occasion / party outfit. Want to hear more? Head to the link below to sign up! Enjoy💖Why sign up to Patreon? An extra episode every week (even when we're on a break), a monthly special, an interactive group chat, early access to event tickets and our NEW monthly giveaway > patreon.com/ALotOnYourPlate You will not regret it. Lots of love, Jess & Zoe x Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16:4108/08/2024
S4 Ep20: It's not goodbye, it's see you...on Patreon

S4 Ep20: It's not goodbye, it's see you...on Patreon

It's our last episode of season 4, can you believe it??? We caught up on our week, touched on our upcoming summer plans and read through some more of our lovely listeners messages! If you don't want to be without us for 6 (ish) weeks, then head over to Patreon where we will be with our regular weekly bonus eps. Have an amazing summer!! lots of love, Jess & Zoe x  Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
57:1925/06/2024
S4 Ep19: Spice up your sex life

S4 Ep19: Spice up your sex life

Welcome to our deep dive into relationships, part two! This week we focus on marriage and the biggest one of all, SEX. We share more of our social poll results and read through messages and advice from our lovely listeners. We hope you and enjoy and as always, hope this advice and open conversation helps you or a friend🫶🏻  Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:10:2918/06/2024
S4 Ep18: Are relationship doubts normal?

S4 Ep18: Are relationship doubts normal?

This week on ALOYP we take a DEEP deep dive into relationships. We share a bit about our past relationships, chat about how / if you can relight the spark and discuss if we could forgive and forget if someone cheated + SO much more. We hope this helps makes some of you lovely lot feel less lonely in your situation, whatever that may be, as we can guarantee you're not the only one feeling that way. Please share with anyone you think needs to hear this and stay tuned for part 2 next week where we will be talking all things SEX & INTAMICY...Enjoy🫶🏻 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
54:4411/06/2024
S4 Ep17: Men in kilts

S4 Ep17: Men in kilts

This week on ALOYP we share our thoughts on men in kilts, Jess gives us an update on the iconic Flo Rida story and we bring back our first ever topic, Scotland vs England. We'll leave it to your imagination who we vote as the winner...enjoy💖 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:03:5804/06/2024
S4 Ep16: The honeymoon phase

S4 Ep16: The honeymoon phase

This week on ALOYP we chat about an unbelievable new restaurant opening in Glasgow which you all MUST go to, how Jess is celebrating 10 years (!!!) with Richard and Zoe's biggest achievement yet! Enjoy💖 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
47:1528/05/2024
S4 Ep15: The last disco

S4 Ep15: The last disco

This week on ALOYP we have a big FAT, overdue, catch up. Zoe tells us all about her time in New York with her mum, including the many mishaps that happened along the way. Jess also shares something that's really been grinding her gears recently and we want to know your thoughts?? Enjoy🫶🏻 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
48:2921/05/2024
S4 Ep14: Shop smarter & save thousands!

S4 Ep14: Shop smarter & save thousands!

Happy Tuesday! This week we are joined by the lovely Chloe Charmicheal, AKA @chloesdealclub, crowned Money influencer of the year 2024. Chloe’s mission is to revolutionise our financial journey with her savvy money saving tips and deal stacking tricks!Chloe also talks a little about the highs and lows of working full time in social media, with some recent viral videos causing a stir and how she overcame a fear of live television due to her stammer. She’s such an inspiration and we really hope you enjoy this episode just as much as we did and pick up some useful tips along the way! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:13:5914/05/2024
S4 Ep13: Sent from my iPhone

S4 Ep13: Sent from my iPhone

Happy Tuesday!! This week on ALOYP we catch up on our girly weekend, where we ate, where we drank and why our bodies have been sore for 5 days lol. Jess gives her top tips for homemade ice cubes and Zoe shares her thoughts on Netflix favourite, Baby Reindeer. Enjoy🫶🏻 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
46:2007/05/2024
S4 Ep12: TikTok is a savage place

S4 Ep12: TikTok is a savage place

This week on ALOYP we chat about Jess' recent trip to Berlin, Zoe's wholesome weekend in Glasgow & the SAVAGE trolls on TikTok! Enjoy🥰Please remember to rate our podcast on your streaming platform, subscribe and like our YT channel and tell all ya friends! K, bye x Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
52:3730/04/2024
S4 Ep11: 'I would have gone naked'

S4 Ep11: 'I would have gone naked'

This week on ALOYP we have a big FAT catch up as it's been 2 WEEKS since we last saw each other, 14 whole days!! We chat about what we've been up to, Zoe's trip to Malaga, what we've been watching / reading and give our thoughts on the influencer olympics (Coachella)😉 Enjoy!! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
54:2923/04/2024
S4 Ep10: Dietician Kerri Major: Are green powders a fad?

S4 Ep10: Dietician Kerri Major: Are green powders a fad?

This week on ALOYP we chat with Sports Dietician and Personal Trainer Kerri Major on all things diet and nutrition. Covering topics from what really is a balanced diet, is the '5-a-day' rule really enough to the truths behind the social media trending 'green powders'. We hope you find this as interesting and educational as we did, and here's to a happy, balanced (!!), healthy life🫶🏻👉🏼 Follow Kerri for more hints and tips @kerrimajor_dietician Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:04:0016/04/2024
S4 Ep9: good guys finish first!

S4 Ep9: good guys finish first!

This week, we have a good ol catch up with each other and get stuck into what’s been ALOYP! From ghosting dilemmas, pressures of house renovations and we read out a lovely message from our listener on the truths about becoming a parent. Join us over on YouTube for the full video and sign up to our Patreon for extra episodes every single week! Enjoy Piggies 💕🐷 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
53:2109/04/2024
S4 Ep8: I queefed in front of my bf's dad

S4 Ep8: I queefed in front of my bf's dad

Happy Tuesday! We're back with sex part 3, eeeeeek! We discuss all of your weird and wonderful sex stories, disasters, fetishes + more. Want to share your own or a friends sex story? send us a DM via our Patreon GC or drop us a DM💖 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:05:3602/04/2024
S4 Ep7: I pooed in a plastic bag

S4 Ep7: I pooed in a plastic bag

Happy Tuesday! This week on ALOYP we give you all the juicy goss from our Boozy Brunch! Where did we end up after? Was Zoe really the drunkest there? What did Jess think of a pizza crunch? + so much more! Enjoy🐷 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
49:4426/03/2024
S4 Ep6: Smart Investing or Girl Math?

S4 Ep6: Smart Investing or Girl Math?

We have our first guest on the show for season 4! The wonderful Kayleigh from @archerjoy_financial_planning (IG) Kayleigh talks us through everything from smart saving tips, investing as a beginner, pensions, getting on the property ladder and even writing a will!We de-bunk some finance myths and talk openly about credit card debt and what we’ve learnt along the way. We really hope this episode helps you get a better understanding on your finances and if anyone is needing some professional support, we highly recommend you speak to Kayleigh. Here’s hoping for more money in our piggy banks 🐷💕 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:15:4019/03/2024
S4 Ep5: Do men STILL get paid more?

S4 Ep5: Do men STILL get paid more?

This week we chat about what we've been up to, where we spent our Sunday night and discuss what's been ALOYP!? Is it a red flag? Should he be getting paid more? Should she go with him? ENJOY🐷 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
49:1112/03/2024
S4 Ep4: International Women's Day Special

S4 Ep4: International Women's Day Special

Happy Tuesday! This week on ALOYP we celebrate International Women's Day with a BANG, because why the hell not?? We are joined by 10, yes 10, of our favourite Scottish owned business women to chat who inspires them and what top tip they give to women in business. We also asked you what the men in your life like most about women and the answers were, well...TYPICAL. Enjoy💞 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
01:05:0005/03/2024
S4 Ep3: Stay mysterious girls

S4 Ep3: Stay mysterious girls

This week on ALOYP we chat about the struggles of wanting to go out for a good time, but feeling far too old?? We give our suggestions on where to go for some drinks and a dance, ideas on where to meet like-minded people and arranged meet ups & activities you can get involved in. Zoe gives her top tip for flirting whilst Jess gives her top 10 tips for anyone taking part in Glasgow's Hyrox! Enjoy🐷 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
56:1027/02/2024
S4 Ep2: Freshen up your punani

S4 Ep2: Freshen up your punani

This week on ALOYP we cover two very random thoughts we had during the week! What's your group chat called and why? And what did you call your 'front bum' when you were younger?? Jess has a very peculiar name for hers...ENJOY🐷 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
48:4620/02/2024
S4 Ep1: Back, Bigger & Better

S4 Ep1: Back, Bigger & Better

Welcome back piggies! We can’t believe we’re on to season 4, who would have thought?? We’re so excited to be back, bigger and better than ever before ahhhhh. If you'd like to watch and listen, you can now find our main episode in full video on YouTube and if you want some extra tea, sign up to our Patreon for our weekly side dish episode (available this Friday - 16.02)! Enjoy🐷 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
50:4613/02/2024
Christmas Special: Here come the boys...

Christmas Special: Here come the boys...

We're joined by Jason and Richard to bring you a Christmas special! Asking them everything from their best memory with us to what gives them the ick plus a quick fire Mr & Mrs...the question is, what couple came out on top?? Enjoy! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
58:0119/12/2023
Side Dish: The morning after our live show...

Side Dish: The morning after our live show...

WE DID IT!!!!! We can't thank all you piggies enough for making this happen, it was truly a dream come true... here's a recap for all of you who missed out or want to relive it! We certainly do, enjoy 🫶🏻🫶🏻 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
40:0808/12/2023
S3 Ep17: Save The Badger

S3 Ep17: Save The Badger

This week on ALOYP we chat about our random thought of the week, what we've been eating and if you were the opposite sex, would you have a different career? PS..It's LIVE DAAAAAY! 🫶🏻 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
43:4505/12/2023
Side Dish: Belly Button Fetish

Side Dish: Belly Button Fetish

This week on Side Dish we are here to chat through what’s been a lot on your plate. From work dilemmas to sexual fetishes, we’ve gotcha! Happy Friday😘 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28:1301/12/2023
S3 Ep16: What would you do?

S3 Ep16: What would you do?

This week on ALOYP we have a big fat well deserved catch up. Jess makes Zoe try the world’s spiciest noodles and we give our thoughts on the viral TikTok podcast dilemma!! Enjoy🫶🏼 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
43:4928/11/2023
Side Dish: Podpig Christmas Gift Guide Part 2

Side Dish: Podpig Christmas Gift Guide Part 2

This week on ALOYP we are bringing you the ultimate Christmas Gift Guide with ideas for everyone and their dug. Remember to check our socials for all business shoutouts, links and more ideas! Enjoy🎁 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29:4224/11/2023
Side Dish: Your New Hyrox Winners

Side Dish: Your New Hyrox Winners

This week on Side Dish things take a turn…we are back talking about our fitness journey. AGAIN! Enjoy piggies🐷 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18:2317/11/2023
S3 Ep14: "I Want To Lick Your Fart Box"

S3 Ep14: "I Want To Lick Your Fart Box"

This week on ALOYP we have a quick catch up on what we’ve been up to, give you piggies a bunch of amazing small businesses to check out and discuss some seriously wild dating app stories…Happy Tuesday!! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
40:3314/11/2023
Side Dish: We're starting a Book Club

Side Dish: We're starting a Book Club

This week on Side Dish we discuss a few follow-ups on previous topics and share some new bits we're loving! Enjoy piggies xx Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28:2310/11/2023
S3 Ep13: "I Ripped My Own Nipple Off"

S3 Ep13: "I Ripped My Own Nipple Off"

This week is all about YOU. We catch up on what’s been a lot on our piggies plates and give our wise and wonderful advice…lol. Happy Tuesday🐷 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
39:4907/11/2023
Side Dish: Cosy Zoe Season

Side Dish: Cosy Zoe Season

This week we follow up with some of your ALOYP’s and chat through some new products we’re loving. Zoe also has a VERY important question for Jess…Happy Friday! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23:4603/11/2023
S3 Ep12: Happy Halloween Piggies

S3 Ep12: Happy Halloween Piggies

This week we chat all things Halloween! We asked you lovely listeners for some spooky ghost stories and discuss THAT Amsterdam story!! Enjoy…BOO👻 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
35:3431/10/2023
Side Dish: We've Got Updates!

Side Dish: We've Got Updates!

Happy Fridayyy, we have lots of beauty and product updates for you in this weeks Side Dish, plus some follow ups from some of our fellow piggies, we hope you enjoy! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29:4827/10/2023
S3 Ep11: We got a lap dance in Amsterdam…

S3 Ep11: We got a lap dance in Amsterdam…

This week we chat about Jess’ surprise bday trip to Amsterdam, and Zoe was there too! Tune in to hear what we got upto, we may or may not have went to a sex show and a strip club…enjoy😈- - - - - - - - - - - - Recorded, Edited & Published By @CobaltMediaUK Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
43:1324/10/2023
Side Dish: Show your boobies some support

Side Dish: Show your boobies some support

This week on Side Dish we have the amazing Jayne Lasley, founder of Fairlie Curved, join us to discuss why a good bra is KEY to feeling confident. Life is all about supporting them boobies girls. Enjoy🍉 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
36:0820/10/2023
S3 Ep10: Touch Your Tiddies

S3 Ep10: Touch Your Tiddies

This week we celebrate Jess’ birthday and are joined by one of our amazing pod pigs, Laura, to help raise awareness for primary and secondary Breast Cancer. It’s so important to check your boobies girls and boys, please please please do💖 Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
49:5517/10/2023
Side Dish: WE HAVE SOME NEWS!

Side Dish: WE HAVE SOME NEWS!

It's a short episode this week, but it's the best one you will listen to! Get ready piggies! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
09:5613/10/2023