Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily
Comedy
iHeartPodcasts
Celebrity memoirs aren’t like normal books—they’re fun! Join comedians Steven Phillips-Horst (@gossipbabies) & Lily Marotta (@lilyblueyez) as they rifle through the diaries of drug-addled starlets, oddly obsessive restaurateurs, brass-knuckled female realtors, and boring gay politicians’ even more boring gay husbands, finding fertile ground for searing cultural insights and juicy gossip. Martinis not included.
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Monty “LoDo” Moran
Monty “LoDo” Moran
Burritos, anyone? Place your order now, we’re grabbing a power lunch with former Chipotle CEO Monty Moran and his business bible “Love is Free, Gauc is Extra.” From Chipotle’s origins in a Denver gay’s condo to shedding a single tear in a Denver parking garage, heathered tees, undercover boss, salmon on tap, inspirational tea houses and our own journey to truth—this is one e.coli outbreak you’ll be savoring all day.    In this week’s VIP Lounge (out Friday)— Eckhaus Latta designer Mike Eckhaus dishes fashion, gossip, sex, wine, big shoes, small shorts, American Apparel, Dolce & Gabbana and so much more. Join the VIP Lounge at patreon.com/cbcthepod   PLUS! Tickets to our NYC live show here: 06.24.2022 Music Hall of Williamsburg - Brooklyn https://www.musichallofwilliamsburg.com/shows/detail/435092-celebrity-book-club   Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
55:0708/06/2022
VIP Unlocked: $75 Crab
VIP Unlocked: $75 Crab
It’s your lucky day! We’re unlocking a full VIP Lounge episode (originally aired on 5/20/22) so you can see how the other half lives. Subscribe now and not only get access to Part 2 of our Tour Diary (aired last week), but you’ll also get today’s fresh VIP episode— along with a full extra VIP episode every single week! It’s a truly wild amount of content. Sign up for the VIP Lounge at: patreon.com/cbcthepod   PLUS! Tickets to our NYC live show are on sale now: 06.24.2022 Music Hall of Williamsburg - Brooklyn https://www.musichallofwilliamsburg.com/shows/detail/435092-celebrity-book-club   Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
31:3803/06/2022
Kayleigh “Worldview” McEnany w/ Erin Markey
Kayleigh “Worldview” McEnany w/ Erin Markey
Lock her up! Former Christian and current comedian Erin Markey joins us to discuss our dear President Trump’s final press secretary Kayleigh McEnany and her gorgeous diary “For Such a Time as This: My Faith Journey through the White House and Beyond.” From the Macarena to the YMCA, pumpkin pasta on Air Force One to tweeting at Domino’s, this one’s a blond bombshell with a side of Jesus. Prayers up!   And—in this week’s VIP Lounge (out on Friday), Erin Markey joins us for more celesbian gossip, UTI’s, buttplay and hosting a sex party (for money). To get an extra episode every week, plus ad-free podcasts, sign up for the VIP Lounge at: patreon.com/cbcthepod   PLUS! Tickets to our NYC live show here: 06.24.2022 Music Hall of Williamsburg - Brooklyn https://www.musichallofwilliamsburg.com/shows/detail/435092-celebrity-book-club   Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
55:5401/06/2022
Glennon “Love Warrior” Doyle (Live from SF)
Glennon “Love Warrior” Doyle (Live from SF)
There she is! From the heart of The Castro, we dive into lesbian love warrior Glennon Doyle (wife of soccer player Abby Wambach) and her obscene TED Talk “Untamed.” From charcoal tees to California Pizza Kitchen, eye contact during sex, Alicia Keys’ dressing room, and watching Naked & Afraid as an empath — it’s all here.   And—in this week’s VIP Lounge (out on Friday), Steven gets catfished in San Francisco, a German couple gets amorous in Panama, and Lily’s emotional trip to Alcatraz. To get an extra episode every week, plus ad-free podcasts, sign up for the VIP Lounge at: patreon.com/cbcthepod   PLUS! Tickets to our NYC live show here: 06.24.2022 Music Hall of Williamsburg - Brooklyn https://www.musichallofwilliamsburg.com/shows/detail/435092-celebrity-book-club   Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
50:4825/05/2022
Steven “Fashion Police” Cojocaru
Steven “Fashion Police” Cojocaru
Unplug the flat iron—your limo is here! We’re traveling to the early 2000’s with iconic homosexual and red carpet legend, Steven Cojocaru, and his star-filled diary “Confessions of a Glamour Boy.” From Montreal to Hollywood, Ruby Foo’s bar mitzvahs to Roberto Cavalli blazers, and Steven’s own journey with hair straightening—you’re definitely on the list.   And—in this week’s VIP Lounge (out on Friday) the gals dish about their West Coast tour! You’ll learn about San Fran architecture, overpriced crab, martini kerfuffles and Lily’s briefcase of gum. To get an extra episode every week, sign up for the VIP Lounge at patreon.com/cbcthepod   PLUS! Tickets to our NYC live show here: 06.24.2022 Music Hall of Williamsburg - Brooklyn https://www.musichallofwilliamsburg.com/shows/detail/435092-celebrity-book-club   Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
56:0418/05/2022
Kate “Fabletics” Hudson (Live from LA)
Kate “Fabletics” Hudson (Live from LA)
B-12 shots anyone? At their sold out show in Los Angeles, the gals sip woman-owned vodka and swim in the warm bathwater that is rom-com queen Kate Hudson’s diet/lifestyle book “Pretty Happy: The Healthy Way to Love Your Body.” From journaling to almonds, green juice to dumb b*tch juice—this is your path to inner peace. Best friend and country music sensation Sam Buck Rosen joins to reveal a shocking Kate Hudson story. Get moving, kaphas!   And—in this week’s VIP Lounge (out on Friday!) the iconic Jacqueline Novak of POOG is here to talk masculine hotel rooms, the power of lighting, and the void that is the Container Store. To get an extra episode of CBC every week, sign up for the VIP Lounge at patreon.com/cbcthepod   Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
54:3911/05/2022
VIP Teaser: Lily's Mom
VIP Teaser: Lily's Mom
It’s a family affair! Lily’s mom Roz gets loosey goosey with us and ranks Lily’s girlfriends, sheds light on dolls, pet crows, the Met, sword swallowers, and reveals who she is on the L Word. Fire your therapist, this session’s on us.   Subscribe to our Patreon and get exclusive access to the VIP Lounge: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepod.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
04:0906/05/2022
Patti “Black Coffee” Smith w/ Lily’s Mom
Patti “Black Coffee” Smith w/ Lily’s Mom
Stop the presses! Lily’s mom is in the studio. We repeat. Lily’s mom is in the studio. CBC matriarch and LGBTQ ally Dr. Rosalind Kearney, aka Roz, joins us for fellow East Village dame, Patti Smith, and her memoir “Just Kids.” From day old grilled cheese to roach filled apartments, Robert Mapplethorpe’s gay panic to doing CBT on a horse, and why Lily was not allowed to listen to LL Cool J—this is an historic punk rock crossover. See you in Tompkins Square Park.   Subscribe to our Patreon and get exclusive access to the VIP Lounge: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepod.   Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
54:1504/05/2022
Captain “Below Deck” Lee
Captain “Below Deck” Lee
Ahoy Chicas! All aboard the S.S. Random as we dive into Bravo star Captain Lee’s memoir - Running Against the Tide: True Tales from the Stud of the Sea. From avoiding the Coast Guard to vomiting on a riverboat casino, flirty deckhands to frozen Mahi Mahi – this will be the cruise of a lifetime.   Subscribe to our Patreon and get exclusive access to the VIP Lounge: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepod   Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:00:0627/04/2022
"Billie Eilish" feat. Throwing Fits
"Billie Eilish" feat. Throwing Fits
Dye your hair and kiss your brother! The bad boys of menswear podcasting, aka Jimmy and Larry of Throwing Fits, are in the studio for global superstar Billie Eilish and her hastily assembled photo album, “By — ”. From vintage streetwear to tampons, Suicide Girls to Dodge Chargers, crabs to Tourette’s, and all the tits you can handle, this one is pure Coachella vibes. Make sure to load your wristband.   Tickets to our West Coast live show here: 04.30.2022 Cafe Du Nord - San Francisco https://www.ticketweb.com/event/celebrity-book-club-cafe-du-nord-tickets/11828665Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
55:5020/04/2022
VIP Teaser: John “How To” Wilson
VIP Teaser: John “How To” Wilson
TGIF! Welcome to the spankin’ new VIP Lounge—we’re kicking off with famous television star John Wilson of “HBO’s How To With John Wilson.” We talk happy endings, soft asses, Queer Exchange, showering at Blink, Ridgewood businesses, voice acting in video games, organized coin burglary, self love, gay porn and so much more. Subscribe!Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
04:2815/04/2022
Pam “The L Word” Grier
Pam “The L Word” Grier
Foxy lady! Grab a gun, ditch your pimp, throw on some vinyl and light up a Winston 100, we’re kicking back with the coolest chick at The Planet—Pam Grier—and her memoir “​​Foxy: My Life In Three Acts.” From blaxploitation to the L Word, horseback riding with Fellini to the pleasures of squab, vaginal rejuvenation, converting to Islam, and gorgeous Milwaukee sunsets, this is one badass motherfucker. Saddle up.   PLUS! The VIP Lounge is now moving to…Fridays! See you this weekend, club kids. xoxo   Tickets to our West Coast live show here: 04.30.2022 Cafe Du Nord - San Francisco https://www.ticketweb.com/event/celebrity-book-club-cafe-du-nord-tickets/11828665   Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
58:5813/04/2022
“The Pioneer Woman” feat. Cole Escola
“The Pioneer Woman” feat. Cole Escola
The legendary Cole Escola joins us for sassy ranch chef/mommy blogger Ree “The Pioneer Woman” Drummond and her riveting memoir “Frontier Follies.” Fire up the gas grill as we talk homeschooling, vertigo on your honeymoon, the redhead threshold for childbirth pain, kidnapping paranoia, piling into a massive SUV with 2 other couples, gala etiquette and all the spinach artichoke dip you can handle.   PLUS! In the VIP Lounge—Cole Escola sticks around for some scalding Hollywood tea about [redacted], who has lipo, facelifts, timeshares and true love. This one is a must.   Subscribe to the VIP Lounge here: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepod   Tickets to our West Coast live show here:   04.30.2022 Cafe Du Nord - San Francisco https://www.ticketweb.com/event/celebrity-book-club-cafe-du-nord-tickets/11828665   Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepod   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:01:5306/04/2022
Nate “The 80's Interior” Berkus
Nate “The 80's Interior” Berkus
Wayfair whomst? Get out the fabric swatches—we’re painting Chicago red with Oprah’s favorite interior design gay, Nate Berkus, and his glossy memoir/coffee table book “The Things That Matter.” From combing flea markets to the tragic loss of his boyfriend in the 2004 tsunami, organic popcorn, white guilt, foamcore presentations, and why every French teacher has an asymmetrical bob—this is a journey to the very beating heart of homosexuality.   PLUS! In the VIP Lounge—comedian Youngmi Mayer of the podcast “Feeling Asian” spills scalding hot tea on the NYC food scene, sex as a single mom and what’s in her bag!    Subscribe to the VIP Lounge here: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepod   Tickets to our West Coast live show here:   04.30.2022 Cafe Du Nord - San Francisco  https://www.ticketweb.com/event/celebrity-book-club-cafe-du-nord-tickets/11828665   Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
59:5330/03/2022
"DMX"
"DMX"
Who let the dogs out? The gals are off the leash for rapper and Yonkers native DMX’s 2003 memoir “E.A.R.L. - The Autobiography of DMX.” From starting fires at boarding school to catching butterflies in a mason jar, raising loyal pit bulls to the Buttigiegification of Yonkers—this one’s a tender journey.   PLUS! In the VIP Lounge— Lily dishes all the dirt from her first podcast summit. Lanyards on!   Subscribe to the VIP Lounge here: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepod   Tickets to our West Coast live shows here:   04.28.2022 The Virgil - Los Angeles  https://link.dice.fm/R2018e819e5e   04.30.2022 Cafe Du Nord - San Francisco  https://www.ticketweb.com/event/celebrity-book-club-cafe-du-nord-tickets/11828665   Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepod   Please, please give us 5 Stars on Apple Podcasts Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:00:5723/03/2022
Benjamin “Rise & Grind” Franklin
Benjamin “Rise & Grind” Franklin
Quill up, bitches! We’re churning butter with everyone’s favorite Founding Daddy, zine aficionado and OG hustlepreneur—Benjamin Franklin—and his dishy diary “The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin.” From chasing strumpets to stacking shillings, inventing stoves to getting gout, why Quakers suck and paper money rocks, this is one revolutionary ride. Ale not included.   PLUS! In the VIP Lounge—Steven & Lily’s R-rated guide to Nantucket Island!   Subscribe to the VIP Lounge here: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepod   Tickets to our West Coast live shows here:   04.28.2022 The Virgil - Los Angeles  https://link.dice.fm/R2018e819e5e   04.30.2022 Cafe Du Nord - San Francisco  https://www.ticketweb.com/event/celebrity-book-club-cafe-du-nord-tickets/11828665   Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepod   Please, please give us 5 Stars on Apple Podcasts Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:01:4616/03/2022
Ramona “Excess Inventory” Singer
Ramona “Excess Inventory” Singer
It’s turtle time! Pour yourself some pinot grigio as we dive into NYC Real Housewife Ramona Singer’s frenetic 2015 memoir “Life on the Ramona Coaster.” From her business reselling liquidated apparel to her husband’s business selling Catholic tchotchkes, her linguistic (dis)abilities and why only children are weird—this is a great way to support women!   PLUS—Dan Allegretto joins the VIP Lounge to talk more RHONY, Bravo as prestige TV, and drops his famous skincare routine. Lather up, girls.   Subscribe to the VIP Lounge here: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepod   Tickets to our West Coast live shows here:   04.28.2022 The Virgil - Los Angeles  https://link.dice.fm/R2018e819e5e   04.30.2022 Cafe Du Nord - San Francisco  https://www.ticketweb.com/event/celebrity-book-club-cafe-du-nord-tickets/11828665   Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepod   Please, please give us 5 Stars on Apple Podcasts Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
58:4009/03/2022
*Teaser* Matthew McConaughey (Live in NY)
*Teaser* Matthew McConaughey (Live in NY)
Hook ‘em! Steven & Lily deliver a flawless 80 minutes at their first ever live show—that’s right, the one you read about in the New York Times—diving into Matthew McConaughey’s masc fantasia “Greenlights.” From bongos to topping, Australia to the Amazon, and even a post-book kitchen design game of “Guess That Island,” this one’s a hero’s journey. Full episode is for VIP Lounge members only—join for $5/month (affordable boots) at http://patreon.com/cbcthepod.   Subscribe to the VIP Lounge here: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepod   Tickets to our West Coast live shows here:   04.28.2022 The Virgil - Los Angeles  https://link.dice.fm/R2018e819e5e   04.30.2022 Cafe Du Nord - San Francisco  https://www.ticketweb.com/event/celebrity-book-club-cafe-du-nord-tickets/11828665   Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepod   Please, please give us 5 Stars on Apple PodcastsSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
02:5302/03/2022
Suze "Closing Bell Boots" Orman w/ Mrs Dow Jones
Suze "Closing Bell Boots" Orman w/ Mrs Dow Jones
Let’s get this bread. Iconic millennial finance influencer Haley Sacks—aka Mrs. Dow Jones—joins us to talk iconic boomer finance influencer Suze Orman, and her bestseller “The Money Book for the Young, Fabulous & Broke.” Get out your bank statements as we go deep on being poor, hiding money, IRA’s, ROTH’s, Lily’s Kohl’s Credit Cards—and how to date someone broker than you.   Plus! In the VIP Lounge—Mrs. Dow Jones sticks around as we reveal Steven’s stock portfolio secrets, Lily’s credit score and the trouble with Venmo.   Follow Haley for more fab financial tips! Be Your Own Trust Fund Insta | YT | TikTok     TICKETS NOW ON SALE FOR LA & SF LIVE SHOWS! 04.28.2022 The Virgil - Los Angeles  https://link.dice.fm/R2018e819e5e 04.30.2022 Cafe Du Nord - San Francisco  https://www.ticketweb.com/event/celebrity-book-club-cafe-du-nord-tickets/11828665     Subscribe to our Patreon and get exclusive access to the VIP Lounge: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepod   Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepod   Please, please give us 5 Stars on Apple Podcasts Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:00:4723/02/2022
Club Kid "Loveline"
Club Kid "Loveline"
Ring, ring! It’s the inaugural Club Kid Loveline, just in time for Valentine’s Day. We answer all your burning questions— do lesbians hook up? Should you fist your boyfriend? Coke or Ketamine? Hinge, Tinder, squirting, birding, high beds, low ponytails, club kids trying to fuck other club kids—and a very special call for Steven.   PLUS! In the VIP Lounge—we improvise an entire sex diary, imagining a week in the life of a New York City straight woman. Get a towel.   Subscribe to our Patreon and get exclusive access to the VIP Lounge: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepod   Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepod   Please, please give us 5 Stars on Apple Podcasts Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:03:5414/02/2022
Ted “Total Bottom” Kaczynski (The Unabomber)
Ted “Total Bottom” Kaczynski (The Unabomber)
Your package is out for delivery! The gals get cozy with noted letter-writer Ted Kaczynski, aka The Unabomber, and his infamous 1995 manifesto “Industrial Society and Its Future.” From his sexual anxieties (was he trans? yes) to being trad as a hobby, getting fired for writing naughty limericks to his savage read on stamp collectors—we go postal with the original incel.   PLUS! In the VIP Lounge—Lily’s new Ritalin addiction, Steven cooks a disappointing Alison Roman recipe, and a review of buzzy new Brooklyn resto “Cozy Royale.”    Subscribe to our Patreon and get exclusive access to the VIP Lounge: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepod   Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepod   Please, please give us 5 Stars on Apple Podcasts Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:00:2609/02/2022
Segment Boots: How Does She Live?
Segment Boots: How Does She Live?
We’re in escrow, baby. Ditch the books as we return to our recurring Segment Boots series—the “How Does She Live?” Edition. Steven & Lily quiz each other on the interior design preferences of celebrities past and present, from Genghis Kahn to Jemima Kirke—no fact checking required.    PLUS! Eric Schwartau (Steven’s partner from the hit column Talk Hole) joins the VIP Lounge to talk House Hunters, having sex in front of your pets, and Che Diaz.    Subscribe to our Patreon and get exclusive access to the VIP Lounge: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepod   Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepod   Please, please give us 5 Stars on Apple Podcasts Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
56:1902/02/2022
Elizabeth “Mayor Of Cambridge Moms” Warren
Elizabeth “Mayor Of Cambridge Moms” Warren
Nevertheless, she podcasted! Our badass feminists cozy up to everyone’s favorite professor, Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-Harvard), and her 2021 children’s propaganda booklet “Pinky Promises.” From Lily’s dad saving Hilary Clinton’s life (seriously boots) to why Cambridge moms love oriental rugs, decoy Baileys and RBG doll mania—this is a huge victory for the American middle class.   PLUS! In a very special political VIP Lounge—Steven goes to a strip club in Tampa on election night, Cambridge’s alcoholic former mayor, and Jen Psaki’s wedding announcement.   Subscribe to our Patreon and get exclusive access to the VIP Lounge: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepod   Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepod   Please, please give us 5 Stars on Apple PodcastsSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
59:2926/01/2022
Rosa "Jeans & Heels” Blasi
Rosa "Jeans & Heels” Blasi
Hut, hut, hike! Steven & Lily sneak into the locker room with TV actress/marriage therapist/friend of Steven’s cousin Rosa Blasi and her outrageous 2011 memoir “Jock Itch: The Misadventures of a Retired Jersey Chaser,” which is literally about her being horny for professional athletes. From her scientific dick size metaphors (baseball bat, old croissant), to her iconic list of the best locations to meet football players, skiing in Big Bear with her gays to playing a stripper with eczema, this is a salacious hail mary pass right to the endzone. Touchdown, ladies!   Plus! In the VIP Lounge—Netflix’s new bisexual Christmas-themed dating show, Lily’s lonely lesbian chilldhod sports career, and Steven gets a truly harrowing massage in Mexico.   Subscribe to our Patreon and get exclusive access to the VIP Lounge: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepod   Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepod   Please, please give us 5 Stars on Apple PodcastsSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:03:1819/01/2022
How Was Your New Year's?
How Was Your New Year's?
And just like that…it’s 2022! Lily returns from Nashville with COVID—and wild tales of natural wine conveyer belts, Miranda Lambert’s cantina and a bisexual mom Uber driver. Meanwhile in Mexico City, Steven attends a queer dinner fiesta, trawls for vintage Versace and enthusiastically embraces the role of DJ Booth Bitch.    Then— you definitely don’t wanna miss the VIP Lounge on this one—Steven drops El Chapo tea, gets caught by club security with *******, and does a live virtual unboxing of Lily’s present to him from Kristin Cavallari’s store, Uncommon James. Calienté!   Subscribe to our Patreon and get exclusive access to the VIP Lounge: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepod   Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepod   Please, please give us 5 Stars on Apple PodcastsSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:01:0312/01/2022
"The Bible" feat. Ben Mora
"The Bible" feat. Ben Mora
Get on your knees, ladies! Toxic gay Twitter frenemy Ben Mora joins our favorite Massholes for the world’s biggest celebrity—God—and his 1300 B.C. bestseller, The Bible. From everyone on the pod having COVID (God’s work) to which Bible characters are non-binary, Nazareth’s circumcision obsession, Noah’s red carpet, Lily and Ben’s Unitarian Universalist pasts and why God is a JAP—this is a journey of biblical proportions. Amen, brother.   Plus! In the VIP Lounge—Christmas gift guides, the SATC reboot, and Alison Roman’s merch.   Find Ben's offensive commentary on Twitter @ben_awareness, his shitposting on Instagram @benmoraa, buy his merch @number1funnyshirt, and listen to his podcast @seekinggderangementss    Subscribe to our Patreon and get exclusive access to the VIP Lounge: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepod   Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepod   Please, please give us 5 Stars on Apple Podcasts Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:11:0822/12/2021
Anthony “Beers With Obama” Bourdain
Anthony “Beers With Obama” Bourdain
Sharpen your knives, assholes! The nasty gals of podcasting finally take on the original bad boy of cuisine, Anthony Bourdain, and his 2000 gamechanger “Kitchen Confidential.” From banging customers in the walk-in to why you shouldn’t order fish on Sunday, Lily’s dark secrets from working at Dimes to why soup is gay, this is the creme de la creme of culinary reporting. Don’t you dare fuck with my mise-en-place.   Plus, in the VIP Lounge—Lily gets a cold sore, Morgan Wallen’s expensive concert tickets, and the peculiar shame of having a doorman.   Subscribe to our Patreon and get exclusive access to the VIP Lounge: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepod   Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepod   Please, please give us 5 Stars on Apple Podcasts Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:04:4715/12/2021
Seth “Soft G” Rogen w/ Physical Therapy
Seth “Soft G” Rogen w/ Physical Therapy
Do you even smoke, bro? Pack your most artisanal bong as Steven & Lily are joined by their BFF and noted Jewish suburbanite Daniel Fisher (aka DJ Physical Therapy) to discuss stoner icon Seth Rogen’s 2021 memoir “Yearbook.” From Bar Mitzvah money to forgetting someone’s Canadian, Seth’s Obama obsession to step-sister porn, this one’s a very hazy walk down memory lane. Pass that dutch!   In this week's VIP Lounge — which you can hear a preview of at the end of this episode — the gals chop up the Mayor Pete documentary, and analyze a bevy of common first names with astonishing accuracy.   Subscribe to our Patreon and get exclusive access to the VIP Lounge: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepod   Follow us for more fun! Instagram: @cbcthepod Twitter: @cbcthepod   Please, please give us 5 Stars on Apple Podcasts Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:06:4308/12/2021
Peggy “Keeping Up With Bohemia” Guggenheim
Peggy “Keeping Up With Bohemia” Guggenheim
This week Steven and Lily dip their toes into the art world with Peggy Guggenheim's memoir, "Out Of This Century: Confessions Of An Art Addict."   Subscribe to our Patreon and receive exclusive access to Secret Segments & more!  https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepod   Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts    Follow Steven & Lily:  Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:05:2901/12/2021
Out of Office: A Message from Lily “Chief Turkey” Marotta
Out of Office: A Message from Lily “Chief Turkey” Marotta
Hey Club Kids! We're taking the week off but we'll be back next week with a brand new episode and secret segment! Enjoy the holiday!   Subscribe to our Patreon and receive exclusive access to Secret Segments & more!  https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepod   Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts    Follow Steven & Lily:  Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyes Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:1424/11/2021
Lauren “Thank You Hyatt” Conrad
Lauren “Thank You Hyatt” Conrad
PURCHASE CBC LIVE! TICKETS TODAY @ https://www.eventbrite.com/e/celebrity-book-club-w-steven-lily-live-tickets-187855870967   Subscribe to our Patreon and receive exclusive access to Secret Segments & more!  https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepod   Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts    Follow Steven & Lily:  Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:04:0917/11/2021
Meghan "My Father" McCain
Meghan "My Father" McCain
Paging Freud! We dive deep with the original queen of daddy issues, Meghan McCain, and her wildly defensive memoir "Bad Republican." CBC lore: This is the only episode Lily and Steven listened to on audiobook together.   Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts    Follow Steven & Lily:  Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:16:2510/11/2021
Elvira "Moosewood Mom" Peterson
Elvira "Moosewood Mom" Peterson
This week the gals get spooky with the actress and queen of horror, Elvira and her 2021 memoir, "Yours Cruelly, Elvira: Memoirs of the Mistress of the Dark."  Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts    Follow Steven & Lily:  Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
58:5203/11/2021
Ricky “Magical Realism” Martin
Ricky “Magical Realism” Martin
The gals mix it up this week with global superstar Ricky Martin's 2013 children's book, Santiago the Dreamer in Land Among the Stars.    Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts    Follow Steven & Lily:  Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
52:5127/10/2021
Abby "Grill Butch" Wambach
Abby "Grill Butch" Wambach
The gals prepare for Lily's surgery by reading the most lesbian book possible: Olympic gold medalist, FIFA World Cup Champion, and known Hillary supporter Abby Wambach's 2016 memoir, "Forward." Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts    Follow Steven & Lily:  Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:05:5520/10/2021
Anthony “Corn Silk P*ssy” Kiedis w/ Lauren Servideo
Anthony “Corn Silk P*ssy” Kiedis w/ Lauren Servideo
More Drugs & Sex - and a guest! Steven & Lily are joined by the brilliant and hilarious downtown icon Lauren Servideo, to discuss rocker Anthony Kiedis's rowdy 2005 memoir, “Scar Tissue.” From Anthony's endless drug-fueled escapades to meeting the Dalai Lama, to sleeping with the same chicks as his dad, and many, many bi chicks, this one's a real trip. Follow Lauren Servideo:  Instagram: @servideo   Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts  Follow Steven & Lily:  Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:00:3713/10/2021
Vivica "Nice Civic-Minded Men" Fox
Vivica "Nice Civic-Minded Men" Fox
Hey divas! Grab yourself some from champagne & Chipotle and settle in as Steven and Lily dive into dynamo actress and producer Vivica A. Fox's 2018 memoir, "'Every Day I'm Hustling." From tips on how to find an ideal man to girl-bossing with pharma reps at women's biz conferences, and even introducing sushi to Queen Latifa, this book (and podcast!) will make you want to change your life!    Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts    Follow Steven & Lily:  Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:09:1506/10/2021
Kristin “Halloween Slop” Cavallari
Kristin “Halloween Slop” Cavallari
It's officially Christian Girl Autumn season Club Kids! The gals literally dig into reality TV villain and Nashville transplant girl boss Kristin Cavallari's 2020 cookbook, “True Comfort.” So grab an oat milk latte and saddled up to the nearest high top to enjoy the ASMR stylings of Steven and Lily slurping up a variety of Kristin's powdered dishes and pumpkin muffins. Don't blame us if you lose your appetite!  Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts    Follow Steven & Lily:  Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:21:2729/09/2021
Ulysses "Horse Girl" Grant
Ulysses "Horse Girl" Grant
Tuberculosis, anyone? Fire up the History channel as the gals dive into the lengthy memoirs of our nation's 18th president, Civil War general and OG horse girl—Ulysses S. Grant. From ribald tavernkeeps on the Ohio river to the excessive formality of 19th century warfare, to why San Francisco gold miners were the original freelancers, we're leaving it all on the whiskey-soaked battlefield. Muskets not included. Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts    Follow Steven & Lily:  Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:17:0822/09/2021
Segment Boots: What Does She Wear?
Segment Boots: What Does She Wear?
To close out Fashion Week and Met Gala coverage, Steven and Lily revisit the fan favorite Segment Boots Series for "What Does She Wear?" and discuss the sartorial choices of Covid-19 superstar Tony Fauci, fellow Monica impersonator Beanie Feldstein, serial killer Jack The Ripper, indie guy that wears Bulls stuff Jonah Hill, and many more!  Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts    Follow Steven & Lily:  Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:00:0115/09/2021
How Was Your Summer?
How Was Your Summer?
The gals recap their summer adventures and reveal all the juicy details from their time away from the mics. From the American lesbian's Rhode Island motel bed bugs and merch purchases, to the study abroad gay guy's consensual black eye in Marseille, this one is a must listen! Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts    Follow Steven & Lily:  Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:13:5408/09/2021
Sinead "Fuck Ireland" O'Connor
Sinead "Fuck Ireland" O'Connor
Nothing Compares to this episode! Steven and Lily drift in and out of Irish accents as they discuss Irish singer-songwriter Sinead O'Connor's 2021 memoir, “Rememberings.” From her troubled childhood to the SNL cancellation scoop, her ability to see into people's interiors and insane religious journey, you'll be a guaranteed enemy of the pod if you skip this one!  Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts  Follow Steven & Lily:  Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:17:0001/09/2021
Teri "Amtrak Magazine" Hatcher
Teri "Amtrak Magazine" Hatcher
Welcome back ladies! This week we’re traveling back in CBC history to a very special episode: the first ever recording of the podcast with the most B-list actress on the planet, Teri Hatcher and her 2006 memoir, “Burnt Toast: And Other Philosophies of Life.” From Teri’s insane cross country road trip post divorce to spiraling over her Christmas goose, you won’t want to miss this defining text of the Steven and Lily universe!   Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts    Follow Steven & Lily:  Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:05:3225/08/2021
CBC Presents... Straightiolab: "Victoria's Secret" w/ Mitra Jouhari
CBC Presents... Straightiolab: "Victoria's Secret" w/ Mitra Jouhari
StraightioLab is an intellectual podcast where smart comedians George Civeris and Sam Taggart unpack the rich, multi-colored tapestry of straight culture. In this episode, Mitra Jouhari joins the boys to dive into Victoria's Secret and ask, can alternative comedians perform at a fashion show?  Can a baby be anti-intellectual? And finally, what words are IN and what words are OUT for 2021? The answers may surprise you...Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:10:5018/08/2021
Rosie "Heavy Mahogany" O'Donnell
Rosie "Heavy Mahogany" O'Donnell
Grab a Slimfast and settle into a big denim couch because this episode is a real rollercoaster! Steven and Lily dive into comedian and talk show icon Rosie O'Donnell's 2002 mystery memoir "Find Me." From her days as the 90s queen of daytime to opening up her very own adoption agency, to the very strange late night phone calls with strangers - this ends up being a nutty tale of mistaken identities that may or may not exist.    Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts    Follow Steven & Lily:  Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:00:0604/08/2021
"Jewel"
"Jewel"
Cue poetry snaps! The gals get back to basics with Alaskan icon and singer songwriter Jewel's 1998 poetry memoir, "A Night Without Armor."   Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts    Follow Steven & Lily:  Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:12:0828/07/2021
Club Kid "Hotline" Part 2
Club Kid "Hotline" Part 2
Ring ring! The gals answer your burning hot voicemails for the second time in Celebrity Book Club history.   Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts    Follow Steven & Lily:  Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:05:3421/07/2021
Club Kid "Hotline" Part 1
Club Kid "Hotline" Part 1
Ring ring! The gals answer your burning hot voicemails for the first time in Celebrity Book Club history.   Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts    Follow Steven & Lily:  Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
57:1414/07/2021
Segment Boots: What Does She Eat?
Segment Boots: What Does She Eat?
Move over books - it’s foodie week! In the very first edition of the Segment Boots Series, the gals discuss the eating habits of Guy Fieri, Joan Didion, Lin-Manuel Miranda, and more!    Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts    Follow Steven & Lily:  Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:02:1007/07/2021
Steve "Iconic Partyist" Aoki
Steve "Iconic Partyist" Aoki
Grab your sunglasses! The gals are headed to the Grammy's after-party! Steven & Lily cake toss their way into DJ, producer, label head, and fashion designer Steve Aoki's 2019 memoir, "Blue: The Color of Noise." From his Christian hardcore and Pickle Patch roots to the genesis of the cake tossing, to literally just talking about the color blue, you won't want to get stuck at the club door for this one!   Rate Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily 5-stars on Apple Podcasts    Follow Steven & Lily:  Twitter: @gossipbabies @lilyblueyez @CBCthePod Instagram: @buddha_ph @lilyblueeyesSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
01:14:2930/06/2021