TGIF! Our review of Saltburn, the lesbian murder mystery Deadloch, breaking up after baby, and TikTok throuples. Hear the whole thing at http://patreon.com/cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Blow Me! This week we read badass mama and Drybar™ co-founder Alli Webb’s new memoir "The Messy Truth: How I Sold My Business for Millions but Almost Lost Myself." We talk about the blowout revolution, Steven’s Kerastase addiction, why giving away free sh*t works, custody battles at QVC, finding a true top, the Meatpacking District, and coming up with a million-dollar idea. Be a girl boss and shop our store: cbcthepod.bigcartel.com Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

But first, coffee! Meet us at Luke’s Diner for a fast-paced discussion about Lauren Graham’s recent book of essays, "Have I Told You This Already?: Stories I Don't Want to Forget to Remember." We talk about playing the cool mom, rooming with Connie Britton, why sitcoms aren't set in the city anymore, and how Gen-X Lauren invented the millennial Netflix-binging weighted blanket takeout culture. Plus, Lauren spills all the almost tea on award show hierarchy, her friendship with Mae Whitman, and Jennifer Aniston's weight loss weed. Sorry not sorry, we’re having cake for dinner.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Goodbye, 2023! We're doing our first ever Best of the Year Awards! From Best Sandwich to Best Bar, Best Hotel to Best Mid Sized City, Best Lesbian to Best Water (Still and Carbonated), and so much more. Hear the cream of the crop at http://patreon.com/cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Merry Christmas, B*tch! This week we bite into the debut poetry book "Pretty Boys are Poisonous" by the darkest girl in Hollyweird--Megan Fox. We discuss Santa, trad vs emo girls, Adam and Eve discourse, watching retro porn with Machine Gun Kelly, loving men, hating men, poems about slaughtered lambs, gold rush feminism, and fucking heartbreak. We bleed for you, Club Kids.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week we dive into prolific German documentary filmmaker Werner Herzog's new memoir. We discuss his obsession with walking, war, hard boiled eggs, and of course American obesity. This cinema queen spills all the tea and tells us about Tom Cruise, filming in the jungle, his love/hate relationship with Errol Morris, actors that almost killed him, and what it's like to not know what color your own eyes are. AUF WIEDERSEHEN! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WICKED PISSAH! We return to our beautiful hometown for the first ever Boston live show at Brighton Music Hall. Steven's Dad Doug joins us onstage for a flirty game of "Nantucket or Martha's Vineyard." Then we dive into OG horny poet Sylvia Plath's 900 page diary and discuss the tragedy of being a straight girl at Smith, dusty Cambridge houses, wearing velvet, pleasuring yourself under a quilt, freelancing in the 60's and Ted Hughes conspiracy theories. BOSTON STRONG!  Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have mercy! John Stamos finally spills the tea on a storied career in his new, sort-of-a-bombshell memoir "If You Would Have Told Me." From General Hospital to Full House, getting a handie under the table at Le Dome to getting a DUI on the way to Spago, this is one wild, extremely PG-13-rated journey with America's hottest uncle. RIP Bob Saget.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TGIBF! Our financial bestie is here—Mrs. Dow Jones! Sales FOMO, budgeting advice, should Steven invest in a wine bar?, why Lily's mom has 11 siblings, what to get your parents, hot cousins at Thanksgiving! To hear the whole thing: http://patreon.com/cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brrr! Lace up your skates, ladies—it's America's original winter princess and Massachusetts native Nancy Kerrigan, and her breezy, tense memoir "In My Own Words." From growing up as a guy's girl in Stoneham, to landing a triple toe-triple toe at the Olympics, this one's a 10.0. Plus, how medals aren't jewelry, the joy of Zamboni work, why pale girls excel at winter sports, and the class tensions simmering beneath Nancy's violent rivalry with Tonya Harding. Tire iron not included. Shop our store:  https://cbcthepod.bigcartel.com/ Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oops!…We did it again. It’s the sequel to our blockbuster Britney Spears episode—and this one’s even more toxic. In part deux, we get in the zone with K-Fed’s musical stylings, Colin Farrell’s animalistic sexual energy, her Vegas wedding, and why Adderall girls are more annoying than drunk girls. Gimme (even) More!Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Britney, bitch! This episode can't be overprotected any longer—we slammed Miss Britney Jean Spears' first and only memoir, "The Woman In Me," in less than 48 hours to bring you an explosive, two-part episode—spanning two hours of podding, 274 pages, and 41 years of Louisiana pop royalty. From her court-ordered lithium regimen to smoking Virginia Slims, Justin Timberlake's blaccent to their harrowing abortion—this is, quite simply, our Super Bowl. Plus, Brit's toxic father, her bitchy sister, everyone being jealous of her fame, and Michelle Williams' insanely Southern delivery. Gimme more!Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Halloween! We're talking the "Taylor Swift: Eras Tour" movie, plus a robust Queer Exchange: Western Mass dive. Then, we imagine a horror version of an AJLT episode. Hear it all at http://patreon.com/cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week we dive into Melrose Place alum, Depends model, and RHOBH star Lisa Rinna’s groundbreaking lifestyle book "Rinnavation: Get Your Best Life Ever." We talk blowjob AND handjob techniques, how 90’s it is to work at an eyewear store, blood type diets, and the secret to her famous lips. Lisa pushes us to assess our own wardrobes and ask the question “Are you a long haired girl or a short haired girl???" PLUS, for the first time in CBC history we call salons live on air. INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM BOOTS! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from New York—it's our sold out show at the Bowery Ballroom! Cuisine queen Alison Roman joins us for everyone's favorite celebrity kitchen innuendo game, "hanging pots vs hidden fridge," before judging a rousing martini contest. Then we dive into the touching dual diary, "Sisters First," by infamous White House hell-raisers Jenna and Barbara Bush. From getting drunk at Yale to having deep respect for their lesbian secret service agent, hating when people criticize their dad to why the Iraq War was sad -- it's a Mission Accomplished!Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hasta la vista, baby! It's iconic bodybuilder/politician Arnold Schwarzenegger and his brand new book (out this week!), "Be Useful: Seven Tools For Life." From a tiny village in Austria to conquering Muscle Beach, jacuzzis vs hot tubs, making your own January 6th response video, assessing the Governator's tenure, and lunchtime cigars. Plus, Steven randomly rides hard for political randomization. We'll be back.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TGIF! On today's VIP Lounge, we're prank calling our friends! Plus—a harrowing bathroom saga, an amazing new Eastern European resto, and the return of Lex Posts of the Week. Hear the whole thing at http://patreon.com/cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're taping in Los Angeles, so why do a book—when we have actual celebrities? In a huge coup for New York podcasts everywhere, we are honored to welcome the inimitable Charles Rogers, noted gay guy and creator of the hit television series Search Party. From a childhood in Acapulco to the cult-adjacent life-changing magic of the Hoffman Institute, destroying your past, Memphis design, Steven's failed audition for Search Party, assessing Beyonce's acting chops and all the tea that's fit to spill.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Farm to boots! We devour the legacy of San Francisco heroine/grandmother of the farm to table movement—Alice Waters—by reading her daughter's book, "Always Home" by Fanny Singer. From being the most precocious little French-speaking brat in the kitchen to shopping organic in Oaxaca, Utah open container laws, wine-based lower back tattoos, personal oceans, and all the tomatoes in Berkeley—this is a harrowing story of what it's like to be obsessed with your mom.Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Papa DO Preach! Open Your Heart and Get Into The Groove, we're Burning Up for the original Material Girl—Madonna—and her 2005 children's book "The English Roses." Listen as we go Deeper and Deeper into her Anglophilia, get Hung Up on her corset obsession, decide if her daughter's music career is in Vogue or should stay Frozen, and reveal which Madge songs we'll always Cherish. This episode is like a Holiday— a Ray of Light that you'll Live To Tell your chicas about! Don't Cry For Me, iHeart Radio! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey Boo Thang! This week we read our favorite Peloton instructor Cody Rigsby’s new book "XOXO, Cody." We go all the way off and discuss DWTS drama, Peloton politics, cheat meals and how sometimes you gotta say no to JLO. Secure the bag henty!Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A long time ago, in an English garden far, far away.... we finally read Alec Guinness's delightful romp of essays "A Positively Final Appearance." A thespian of the utmost gravitas, Alec was furious that most of the world knew him only for his role as wise Jedi Obi-Wan Kenobi in George Lucas' blockbuster claptrap, and now we're adding insult to injury with this episode title. Lily finally watches Star Wars. A recipe for nursing a sick dog back to health. Tony Blair, the Iraq War, Princess Diana's conversational prowess, The Duke of Windsor's temper, and lots of tea. Put a kettle on!Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Come to my window! We’re back from summer vacation with legendary lesbian Melissa Etheridge’s 2001 memoir "THE TRUTH IS…." annnd girl does she tell the truth. From busking in Boston, getting discovered by a women’s soccer team, letting KD Lang f** her GF, and of course securing David Crosby's famous sperm, this is a steamy sapphic overshare of a book. We too open the sharing circle and talk about our first experiences at gay bars. WARNING THIS EPISODE ROCKS!Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ciao, ragazzi! Steven is back from Europe with lots of tales to tell—from Sicilian vineyards to Naples sex clubs, Alpine lesbian punks to the world's best pasta, the actual pizzeria Julia Roberts goes to in Eat Pray Love, treacherous gay beaches, and so much more. Lily went upstate. Also—buy your tickets to the Club Kid Tour today! https://linktr.ee/cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is Dr. Frasier Crane, I’m listening. This week we finally answer your sexy salacious voicemails. We hear queries from lesbians in Maine, Boston teens, Seattle gays, newlyweds in Amish country and MORE! We discuss exercise trends, Harbormasters, hi-fiving during s*x, delicious 30 minute meals, Matthew McConaughey TEA, how to spice up an LTR, and last but not least why Steven wants to move to Auckland. *Long Distance rates may apply. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

IMPEACH THIS! This week we read Monica Lewinsky’s 2014 groundbreaking Vanity Fair article "Shame and Survival" (yes it's summer and we are reading articles). Monica reflects on THE AFFAIR and finally tells her side of the story. We discuss why second wave feminists hated her, owning the narrative, why Bill found her so sexy, Linda Tripp’s Christmas store and of course her incredibly chic and modern bag line. I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT PODCAST! BONUS! Watch Lily’s 2015 web series here: Monica The Miniseries. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You don't wanna miss this one. We've got a live tasting of J Lo's new cocktail line, the Miranda Lambert concert selfie controversy, Lily breaks down the RHONY premiere party, and by popular demand—the return of Lex Posts of the Week™!Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's that smell? Perfume enjoyer and West Coast Best Friend Maddie Phinney, of the podcast Nose Candy, graces our nostrils for the scent-illating memoir of global perfume sourcer Dominique Roques, "In Search of Perfumes: A Lifetime Journey to the Sources of Nature's Scents." From chestfeeding goats to Bulgaria's Valley of the Roses, questioning the legitimacy of pheromones to questioning Steven's B.O.—this is one outrageous olfactory odyssey! Plus, the gals create their own custom colognes. Sniff, sniff!Check out Maddie's perfume-themed pod, "Nose Candy" here: https://podcasts.apple.com/no/podcast/nose-candy/id1676389104Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For the first time in CBC history, we investigate not just one celebrity—but two. Using their email correspondence published in T Magazine as a primary source, we finally uncover the depths of intellectual flirtation between Israeli-American heartthrob Natalie Portman and noted Brooklyn dad/author Jonathan Safran Foer. From Poconos vacations to forcing your children to be pretentious, 12-course foam meals in London, wikipedia procrastinating, the return of sweetbreads, and Lily learning about Palestine—this is one rigorous discussion. You've got mail!Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We dive into the Jonah Hill controversy, Lily makes a pilgrimage to the real Laguna Beach, Steven tastes the forbidden fruit of the "New Nantucket." Plus—a shocking reveal about a certain ubercool NYC Dimes Square restaurant.Call in for our special call-in episode at 347-878-0311. Subscribe to the Patreon at patreon.com/cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get in bish, we're getting pregnant! This week we read Nantucket native and Grammy award winner Meghan Trainor's book "Dear Future Mama: A TMI Guide to Pregnancy, Birth and Motherhood from Your Bestie." We go into labor live on air and talk about Meghan's sexy marriage to the guy from Spy Kids, at-home sonograms, parenting trends and what NOT to bring to the delivery room. PLUS we reveal our future baby's names. PUSH, BREATHE, PUSH, BREATHE, PUSH! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Good Morning, Canada! This week we read Elliot Page’s brand new memoir "PageBoy." What’s billed as a groundbreaking memoir about transitioning in Hollywood is actually just a Canadian history book. From f**king Kate Mara at the Bowery Hotel, to secretly f**king his Juno co-star, there actually is some gossip. PLUS some real talk where Lily gets real about their gender journey and goes he/they mode. Go Maple Leafs!    Sexy VIP Lounge news  - writer and gay tennis influencer Eric Schwartau joins us in the VIP Lounge to talk about the controversial HBO program The Idol. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hard to starboard, ladies! Batten down the hatches and meet us on the bridge, we're setting sail with the sternest lesbian on television—Captain Sandy Yawn—and her riveting collection of sea shanties, "Be the Calm or Be The Storm: Lessons in Leadership from a Woman at the Helm." The star of Bravo's Below Deck: Mediterranean charts a rocky course through Yemeni war zones, Adderall prescriptions, international sex trafficking, inflatable slides, espresso martinis and dense torsos—pay attention, this will be on the maritime law certification exam. Toys in the water!Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s a famine of podcasting! We finally dive into “The Chiffon Trenches” with legendary Vogue Editor André Leon Talley. From Fran Leibowitz’s penny loafers to Diana Vreeland’s chain mail, Karl Lagerfeld’s footstools, Bianca Jagger’s luggage, the great falling out with Anna Wintour, DVF the debt payer, and becoming the Creative director of Zappos. WALK!    To hear an extra episode every week, subscribe at http://patreon.com/cbcthepod Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello, sharks! Hop in the tank with the scion of streetwear, FUBU founder, male jewelry wearer and Shark Tank investor—Daymond John—and his rambling business seminar, "The Brand Within." From changing the game of 90's urban fashion to becoming the only Shark of Color, Jimmy Buffet's business acumen, Lily's transracial identity, why "beautiful" is great branding but "fun" is challenging, and Steven's breaks all the NDAS on his copywriting career. And for those reasons, I'm out!Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You asked, we answered! Today's VIP Lounge is entirely devoted to a recap of Netflix's The Ultimatum: Queer Love (please note: this was recorded before the finale aired, we will do an emergency ep on that asap). In the meantime, get all the lowdown on the year's most demented television experience. Subscribe at patreon.com/cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pack your knives, this is a juicy one. We get spicy with empress of the judges table—Padma Lakshmi—who just this week announced she'd be leaving Top Chef after 20 seasons! (We didn't plan that but ok, spirit.) Sink into her delicious career as a model, actress, writer, television host, cookist, jewelry designer, lover of older men, cigarette smoker, endometriosis sufferer, foundation starter, haver of glowing skin, and the most iconic bag securer in the history of bags. Plus—Lily invents a new word (see if you can find it!). And this Friday on the VIP Lounge, we dig into Netflix's The Ultimatum: Queer Love, so if you haven't watched—catch up now! Subscribe at patreon.com/cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Namaste, chicas! It's everyone's favorite yoga wife, mompreneur, Hamptons homemaker & flamenco queen—Hilaria Baldwin—and her spiritual how-to guide, "The Living Clearly Method." Roast some poblanos for the Spanish Rachel Dolezal as we dive into chair pose, having 30 children, how Lily literally went to high school with her, the power of breath, meeting your husband while grabbing tapas, and what happens when you really do make studying abroad your personality. Olé! For an extra episode every week, subscribe to our Patreon at http://patreon.com/cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

John Wilson returns to the VIP Lounge and leaves nothing to the imagination! HBO's hunky host teaches us “How To” throw a dope bachelor party for an awesome group of guys, play Magic: The Gathering, rail poppers, book a non-working hot tub on VRBO, drive to Boston naked, and get frisky on a ferris wheel. Plus—a live tasting of Wandering Barman Ghost Negroni. A tour de force!Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

School's Out For The Summer! Dust off your air guitar, it's legendary horror-glam rockstar and the grandfather of guyliner— Alice Cooper—with his golf-themed memoir "Golf Monster: A Rock 'n' Roller's 12 Steps to Becoming a Golf Addict." The iconic heavy metalist schools us on being emo, why James Bond is a bitch for drinking vodka, stacked high school chicks, the infamous biting a head off a chicken story, and a whole lotta golf. Laughs will be par for the course. PLUS! Don't miss our Patreon episode this Friday—where we'll be joined by HBO's John Wilson for a juicy gossip session: patreon.com/cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You can do it! Chalk up your hands and skip lunch—we're taking it to the mat with Romanian gymnastics legend Nadia Comaneci, and her weirdly tense memoir "Letters to a Young Gymnast." The first person to ever receive a perfect 10 at the Olympics (Montreal, 1976), the blonde bombshell ever so slightly opens up about getting groomed by infamous coaching couple the Karolyis (who went on to invent Mary Lou Retton, Kerri Strug, and Simone Biles). From eating disorders to escaping communism, why the balance beam is for weird girls, jealous parental sex, will gymnastics ever see a trans girl champion?, Times Square shopping sprees and why lesbians aren't gymansts—this one's a perfect 10. Hear this episode with ad-free at patreon.com/cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's Patreon-only VIP Lounge, we go through the entire list of "It Girls" recently published by New York Magazine, and answer once and for all—are they or aren't they? Get the lowdown on all your faves, including but not limited to: Dasha Nekrasova, Paz De La Huerta, Olivia Palermo, Hari Nef, Annabelle Dexter-Jones, Jenny Shimizu, Jemima Kirke, Hannah Bronfman and more! This is one listicle you don't wanna miss. Hear the whole thing at http://patreon.com/cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Could we BE any more of a podcast? We're bravely shattering our titling format to celebrate everyone's best Friend—Matthew Perry—and his addiction tell-all "Friends, Lovers, and the Big Terrible Thing." From the difficulties of being "Canadian-American" to having a hot politico for mom and the Old Spice guy for a dad, NBC's golden era, Chandler's unique linguistic cadence, the under-sung Craig Bierko, childless Aniston, and our own struggles with substance abuse—this episode is Must-See TV. Recorded in front of a live studio audience. Plus! You won't wanna miss this Friday's VIP Lounge, where we go through NY Mag's entire list of "It Girls" and decide who really is one. Join us at patreon.com/cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All I Wanna Do... is roast some almonds! Put on a poncho and play for mosquitos, we're cruising down Santa Monica boulevard with the queen of blues-infused folk-pop country-rock & roll—Sheryl Crow—and her exhausting cookbook "If It Makes You Healthy." Yes, that is actually the title! Join us on a winding road as we soak up the sun—and the truffle oil—in this early 2000's tour de force, as Steven & Lily surprise each other with recipes they cooked straight from the text. From Sheryl's infamous authorship dispute to Steven's curious connection to Lance Armstrong, why Sheryl is the Hillary Clinton of rock, and the most apple-laden recipe of all time, this is one change that will definitely do you good.    Plus! In the VIP Lounge —Steven & Lily improvise a madcap radio play about hotel rooms, threesomes, pisco sours and adult board games. To hear the whole episode this Friday, and get ad-free episodes every Wednesday, subscribe at http://patreon.com/cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Color, cut, clarity, carat. Brush up on your gemology, we're stepping back into 1960's Cleveland with the world's most notorious jewel thief—"Diamond Doris" Payne—the silky coal miner's daughter who became a self-taught diamond bandit worth millions. From her soot-covered childhood in West Virginia to walking out of the Cartier store in Monaco with a $500,000 ring on her finger, getting in bed with the mob, are diamonds even rare?, Jewish boyfriends, movie adaptations and not drinking, this is an international tale of intrigue, glamor and sunglasses. Don't call the police. Tix to our NYC show on 5/6: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/cbc-presents-sat-56-at-artspace-tickets-619407674027 Sub our Patreon for ad-free eps every Wed + the VIP Lounge every Friday: patreon.com/cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Reading Lana Del Rey’s bookViolets Bent Backwards Over the Grass Under a bridge looking over the freeway Thinking of LA Thinking of nothing Lana make me a weird stew Sepia toned photos of kitchensLana you stay in your room  Jealous of your orange trees Lana with your trad cosplay Watching basketball on low volume Driving to Macy’s in your big truck Lana, can I come over ? Do you have gays? Do you like girls? Boyfriends only…Lana, write me a poem please $28.99  To get the explosive second half of Steven’s New Orleans recap this Friday, and hear today’s episode ad-free—subscribe at http://patreon.com/cbcthepod Tix to our VARIETY SHOW! in NYC on Sat 5/6 here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/cbc-presents-sat-56-at-artspace-tickets-619407674027Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TGIF! We’re cruising down to the Big Easy, as Steven recounts the first half of his wild trip to New Orleans. Snooping maids! Celebrity gossip! Haunted real estate! And are TV shams chic?? Plus—Lily shocks the world with a heartwarming, gender-affirming semi-nude encounter in the YMCA “run-down Sheraton vibes” women’s sauna.   To hear the whole thing, go to http://patreon.com/cbcthepod Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The podcast is present. Throw on your best Yohji dress, we're going to the opening for Slavic seductress, mistress of MoMA, and iconic performance artist—Marina Abramović—and her durational memoir, "Walk Through Walls." From growing up under the communist regime of Tito's Yugoslavia to becoming the Queen Bee of the contemporary art world, living with the Aborigines, getting poisoned with pulverized diamonds, beaten by your own mother for sleeping messily, a rigorous discussion of art-as-self-expression, fasting, Lady Gaga, and how to be happy—this breathtaking act of conceptual audio is going straight into the Whitney's permanent collection.   To hear this episode ad-free (and get the VIP Lounge every Friday!), subscribe at http://patreon.com/cbcthepodSupport the show: https://www.patreon.com/cbcthepodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.