Whole Foods can seem like an annoying lifestyle...but it's an annoying lifestyle that Kirk and Lindsey are here for! So much so that the two devote an entire episode to it, filled with why they go there, what they get, what they don't get, the love/hate relationship they have with the fact that Amazon owns it, and then the two separately do their own Whole Foods visit, resulting in with one of the biggest surprises in the show's history. Hosts: Kirk Pynchon & Lindsey Gentile Producer: Kirk Pynchon Theme song by: Kirk “Dad Beats” Pynchon Email us: [email protected] Follow us: instagram.com/thefoodfightpod Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Remember when we all used to make fun of cottage cheese? It was that thing from the '70s and '80s that was scooped into a melon and eaten by moms everywhere? Not anymore. Thanks to Tik Tok, cottage cheese has gotten a glow up and now all the cool kids are doing it. But are Kirk and Lindsey doing it? Is cottage cheese worth all this new hype, or is it the same stuff we mocked decades ago? Hosts: Kirk Pynchon & Lindsey Gentile Producer: Kirk Pynchon Theme song by: Kirk “Dad Beats” Pynchon Email us: [email protected] Follow us: instagram.com/thefoodfightpod Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Cafe food is good. But cafe food from a cute af cafe is GREAT. In fact, in Kirk and Lindsey's opinion, if your cafe isn't cozy, quaint, allows for dogs, and doesn't have a unicycle mounted to the wall, what's the point of even eating there? So, on this week's ep, the two not only talk about what vibe and what food makes a cafe great, but they compete head to head in creating their version of the perfect cute cafe. Hosts: Kirk Pynchon & Lindsey Gentile Producer: Kirk Pynchon Theme song by: Kirk “Dad Beats” Pynchon Email us: [email protected] Follow us: instagram.com/thefoodfightpod Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Making nachos is not about a recipe...it's about a strategy. And if that's the only thing that Kirk and Lindsey teach you this week then, well, mission accomplished. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Kirk leads Lindsey 2-1. Kelly has yet to get a win. What will happen this fourth time around? Who will win, whose feelings will get hurt, and who screwed up the rules this time? Hosts: Kirk Pynchon & Lindsey Gentile Producer: Kirk Pynchon Theme song by: Kirk “Dad Beats” Pynchon Email us: [email protected] Follow us: instagram.com/thefoodfightpod Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

With Lindsey out of town, Kirk and frequent guest Kelly Wallace-Barnhill do the unthinkable...another fine-dining food auction! Will this be a trainwreck like the previous four auctions? Or will Kirk and Kelly take this to a higher, more spiritual level? And will there be math again? Hosts: Kirk Pynchon & Lindsey Gentile Producer: Kirk Pynchon Theme song by: Kirk “Dad Beats” Pynchon Email us: [email protected] Follow us: instagram.com/thefoodfightpod Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Kirk: "Let's do a taco tour..." Lindsey: "Hold my beer..." What was supposed to be a casual night of eating some tacos with friend of Food Fight! Kelly Wallace-Barnhill turned into a lesson in math. Lindsey went into full-metal planning mode, Kelly questioned if this should even be happening, and Kirk complained cause he missed his Saturday nap. Luckily, LA has the best tacos around so in the end, all was forgiven. Hosts: Kirk Pynchon & Lindsey Gentile Producer: Kirk Pynchon Theme song by: Kirk “Dad Beats” Pynchon Email us: [email protected] Follow us: instagram.com/thefoodfightpod Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Kirk and Lindsey aren't nutritionists. They're barely functional human beings. So take what they say with a grain of salt when it comes to their hot takes on gluten-free foods. (Wait...is salt gluten-free?) Hosts: Kirk Pynchon & Lindsey Gentile Producer: Kirk Pynchon Theme song by: Kirk “Dad Beats” Pynchon Email us: [email protected] Follow us: instagram.com/thefoodfightpod Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s the start of 2023 and Lindsey is on vacation…again. So Kirk decides to school his college-bound son Theodore on the fine art…of…well…eating in college. The two discuss what to eat and what not to eat, dining hall food, peanut butter, ramen, tuna mac and cheese, crackers, canned soup, and, of course, ALL THE PIZZA. And Kirk forces Theodore to eat an absolutely gross dish he used to make when he was a college student in the ’90s. (Is that good parenting or great parenting?) Hosts: Kirk Pynchon & Lindsey Gentile Producer: Kirk Pynchon Theme song by: Kirk “Dad Beats” Pynchon Email us: [email protected] Follow us: instagram.com/thefoodfightpod Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

When it comes to water, who doesn’t want sparkling water over flat? No one, that’s who. In this episode, Kirk and Lindsey are talking about all things sparkling water and, boy, do they drink that topic up. They discuss ice or no ice, fruit wedge or no fruit wedge, underrated and overrated flavors, and which brands are awesome and which are just trying too hard. Then the two play the La Croix Elimination Game to see which La Croix flavor will be left standing. And, for the first time in Food Fight! history, Kirk and Lindsey burp on air…YOU’RE WELCOME. Hosts: Kirk Pynchon & Lindsey Gentile Producer: Kirk Pynchon Theme song by: Kirk “Dad Beats” Pynchon Email us: [email protected] Follow us: instagram.com/thefoodfightpod Follow Lindsey: instagram.com/lindseygentile Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices