In the first episode since the election, the boys discuss the results, the incoming president, and the potential new policies. While Geoff is feeling a bit worried, Alex suspects it may be all smoke and mirrors. They recap their weekend on the road in Cleveland, where Drago, still sick, admits he was a bit of a bad hang at times. He also shares that he sent food back at the club and lashed out at an audience. Alex apologizes for not being fun this month. Through it all, we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in New York City, NY; Philadelphia, PA; Louisville, KY; Bloomington, IN; San Diego, CA; Omaha, NE; Minneapolis, MN; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Philadelphia, PA; Chicago, IL; Boston, MA; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Recorded a day before the election, the boys read through some last minute odds and their picks on who they think will win the election. Geoff brings up enough things that this election might impact that Alex finally starts feeling antsy about not voting.  Drago gives a health update as Geoff mentions people in Detroit were asking about his well-being. Alex talks about how his sinus infection has shifted his outlook on life. And, Geoff shares perhaps the greatest crowd work discovery in history.  Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in New Orleans, LA; Atlanta, GA; New York City, NY; Philadelphia, PA; Louisville, KY; Bloomington, IN; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Atlanta, GA; Philadelphia, PA; Chicago, IL; Boston, MA; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Still sick and now on antibiotics, Drago kicks off the show by admitting he has a man crush on Shohei Ohtani. He then recaps his weekend shows in DC, including taking an all-time L after one of his comments in the greenroom. Geoff checks in on Alex’s journey to become a voter, which leads to Drago asking for reasons he should vote. The boys weigh in on Tony Hinchcliffe’s recent set at a Republican rally at MSG, and they answer your Patreon questions, including sharing their irrational phobias. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Erie, PA; Cleveland, OH; New Orleans, LA; Atlanta, GA; New York City, NY; Philadelphia, PA; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Cleveland, OH, Atlanta, GA; Philadelphia, PA; Chicago, IL; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag  

After a weekend of shows in Madison, WI, Drago shows up recovering from an illness that was ultimately sinusitis— diagnosed provided by a doctor with great hands. The boys recount just how sick Drago was during the weekend run. Geoff was skeptical at first, but things really hit home when Alex admits he was so sick that his "dinky" wasn’t working. Alex also shares the story of sitting next to a born-again Christian on his flight. Geoff tries something new by being positive, giving shoutouts to friends who recently joined the SNL cast. The boys take a crash course on health insurance deductibles and wrap things up with some Halloween costume talk. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot  Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Detroit, MI; St. Louis, MO; Erie, PA; Cleveland, OH; New Orleans, LA; Atlanta, GA; New York City, NY; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Cleveland, OH, Atlanta, GA; Philadelphia, PA; Chicago, IL;. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Hilarious comic and Geoff’s former comedy competition rival, Ali Sultan, joins the pod. Ali talks about his recent move to New York City and how he’s finding his footing in the comedy scene. The boys dive into the worst comedy advice they’ve ever received. Ali teaches Drago and Geoff about Yemen, while Drago shares his thoughts on Ethiopian food. And, together everyone reflects on where they were and how they reacted when they heard about Osama Bin Laden’s death. Give Ali a follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/alisultancomedy/ Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in New York, NY; Salt Lake City, UT: Spokane, WA; Detroit, MI; St. Louis, MO; Erie, PA; Cleveland, OH; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Washington DC; Cleveland, OH; Atlanta, GA; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

The pod kicks off with Alex discussing why some people might be paid to say climate change is real, before the boys dive a bit deeper into the topic of Diddy. Geoff shares the first recap of the week, talking about a recent festival he attended in Arkansas, right in the heart of Walmart country. Drago has taken the woke pill with his new stances on capitalism. Geoff reads a text Alex sent him after five mezcal margaritas at a wedding this past weekend, and the boys unpack the aftermath of some recent friend drama. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot  Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Madison, WI; New York, NY; Salt Lake City, UT: Spokane, WA; Detroit, MI; St. Louis, MO; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Madison, WI; Washington DC; Cleveland, OH; Atlanta, GA; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

With spooky season upon us, Drago declares that drinking is back! To kick off the episode, he shares a mental health conversation he had at a recent birthday party, which leads to a discussion about planned time off. Drago seeks more friendship advice from Geoff, the king of friendship himself, before Alex admits he enjoys starting arguments in the group chat. Geoff talks about his time in LA this past week. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Minneapolis, MN; Eau Claire, WI; Madison, WI; New York, NY; Salt Lake City, UT: Spokane, WA; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Madison, WI; Washington DC; Cleveland, OH; Atlanta, GA; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Drago kicks off the pod on a positive note by giving Geoff a gift before he dives into a recap of his time on the road with Lucas Zelnick. Then, Geoff recounts his weekend in Edmonton and his quest for healthy food in one of the continent's biggest malls. Along the way, Drago admits he takes NyQuil to help him sleep at night and prefers it over melatonin. Thanks to a Patreon question, the boys debate whether they’d rather receive a boatload of money or end world hunger. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Memphis, TN; Bentonville, AK; Minneapolis, MN; Eau Claire, WI; Madison, WI; New York, NY; Salt Lake City, UT: Spokane, WA; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Chicago, IL; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Back from their writing retreat in the woods, the boys are loaded with stories from shows and time spent in nature. Alex and Geoff teamed up for some 2-on-2 basketball, which left Drago fully convinced that his NBA dreams were officially over. Alex discovered that Geoff can’t cook and might be the most sensitive guy he knows, while Geoff learned that Alex hates trying new things. The guys also get answers about morning wood, and the Patreon questions lead to a deep dive into hot world leaders. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Pittsburgh, PA; Morgantown, WV; Los Angeles, CA;  Memphis, TN; Minneapolis, MN; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Cheshire, CT; Philadelphia, PA; Chicago, IL; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

With Jamie Wolf dropping in as the guest this week, Drago comes in sweating about a recent tough decision that he had to make.The choices: going on the road for a weekend with Geoff or auditioning for a Don’t Tell taping.  Jamie learns that Geoff does less-than decent things to pillows. The boys ask Jamie if he’s dating, which leads to learning the type of women Hinge is pitching to Drago.  Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. Make sure to give Jamie a follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jamiewolfcomedy/  JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Edmonton, Alberta; Calgary; Pittsburg, PA; Morgantown, WV; Memphis, TN; Minneapolis, MN; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Cheshire, CT; Philadelphia, PA; Chicago, IL; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Drago comes in hot with stories from his weekend in Nashville, which include hanging out with some well-known comics, going to Kid Rock’s bar, giving a stranger his number, and making it to third base with a teacher. Geoff talks about his trip with Reggie Miller to Poughkeepsie and a hike that had him going number two in the woods. The boys also share their thoughts on the NFL and provide an update on the presidential election betting odds. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. BIG SHOUT OUT TO THE CREATOR OF DRAGO'S NEW WEBSITE. CHECK OUT THE DESIGNER'S PORTFOLIO: https://www.yournephew.com/  JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Sioux Falls, SD; a number of cities in Canada; Pittsburgh, PA; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Fargo, ND; Cheshire, CT; Philadelphia, PA; more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Recovering from a bout of sickness, Alex joins the pod with a heavy case of COVID brain. Things start off hot when the boys realize they haven’t been checking in with each other on a personal level. Geoff admits one of his flaws is a lack of empathy for individuals, although he does feel empathy for large groups. The great fork vs. spoon debate ensues, leading into a discussion on the DNC and the latest presidential betting odds. Alex also shares the wild story of how he once had a 0.0 GPA for a semester in college. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Sioux Falls, SD; a number of cities in Canada, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Cheshire, CT; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Drago, after getting consent from Geoff and Connor, enters the pod despite testing positive for COVID. He shares his experiences of making content while having the virus both now and in the past. Geoff answers Alex’s trivia question while quite baked, then flips the tables to quiz Alex about Jesus’s death. The boys debate which medieval method of execution would be best, and Geoff reveals that he knows who gave his grandparents COVID. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in New York, NY; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Sioux Falls, SD; a number of cities in Canada, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Nashville, TN; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Cheshire, CT; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

The boys survived to tell you, the good people of the pod, just how great Phish is. A simple two hour trip to Bethel, NY turned into a great show with TERRIBLE logistical missteps. Along the way, Geoff gets an up-close and personal experience of Drago’s weak bladder. The boys hop into a mysterious minivan Uber that took turns on two wheels and endured a full night without power. Plus, a Zipcar’s broken gas gauge leads to a moment of tremendous anxiety. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Tulsa, AZ; Wichita, KS;  New York, NY; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Sioux Falls, SD; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Nashville, TN; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; Cheshire, CT; and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Drago kicks off the pod with his take on the Algerian boxer, which, of course, leads to Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel being brought up. Geoff shares stories from the Ween concert in Missoula, MT, and declares Chappell Roan’s latest album the best pop album of the last 10 years. A Patron submitted a question: If you had a million dollars and couldn’t spend it on yourself, what would you do? This incredible question quickly devolves into a conversation about how the boys would kill each other if they had the resources. In the end, the boys speculate on how World War III will start. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Saranac Lake, NY; Tulsa, AZ; Wichita, KS;  New York, NY; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Columbus, Nashville, Fort Collins, Fargo, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

The boys come back from a show at Uncle Vinny’s in Point Pleasant, NJ, where Drago’s anxiety made him leave for the train station early in Geoff’s set. All in all, great crowd, great show, thanks for coming out to support!  In the heat of the Olympics, Drago shares his thoughts on the hottest sports. Geoff vouches (and provides financial support) for Wikipedia, despite bringing news from Bummer.com. The boys also discuss the super volcano in Yellowstone. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Saranac Lake, NY; Tulsa, AZ; Wichita, KS;  New York, NY; Fort Collins, CO; Fargo, ND; and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Columbus, Nashville, Fort Collins, Fargo, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Geoff is back, bearing stories of stories of his travels to the midwest, including an encounter with someone who was lighting him at his sold out shows. He also weighs in on the recent assassination attempt on Trump.  Drago was traveling to the great state of Colorado this past week, which brought him to the realization that, “Nature might be it,” despite getting spooked by the idea of a mountain lion attack while he sat within a stone’s throw of a Chipotle. Also on this episode, Drago reveals his famous Eskimo bros.  Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Missoula, Indianapolis, Tulsa, Spokane, Wichita, For Collins and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Columbus, Nashville, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag

Two-time cancer survivor, old friend of Drago’s, and creator of one of the funniest comedy hours you’ll ever see, The One Ball Show, Terence Hartnett joins the pod. With Geoff on the road, Drago goes deep, asking Terence about both his testicular and lung cancer, making sure not to skip over tough questions such as "what was your boner journey like?" Hear all about Terry’s story, including working with Lance Armstrong’s ball doctor and running a half marathon after having a lung removed. Terence has a new hour coming out that he’ll be performing at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival called "1 One Lung Run." You can catch it before it heads across the pond at Caveat in NYC on July 27. Get your tickets now: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/1-lung-run-7-27-2024 Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in NJ, Indianapolis, Tulsa, Spokane, Wichita, For Collins and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Denver, Columbus, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyatm/ https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/

Sketch comic, social media extraordinaire, and solid 7.2 Dan Carney steps up as guest host and shares what it's like to be in an acting class with the woman who made the viral “I’m looking for a man in finance” song. Drago and Dan dive into Dan’s problems with authority and share their takes on Ozempic. Together, they tackle your Patreon questions, including whether or not you should tell your buddy that you didn’t like his ex after the breakup. Check out Dan’s hilarious sketches on the ‘gram: https://www.instagram.com/danmancarney/?hl=en  Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Seattle, NJ, Indianapolis, Tulsa, Spokane, For Collins and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Denver, Columbus, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyatm/ https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/  

Geoff recaps two big recent life events: his sister’s wedding and seeing Dead & Company at the Sphere. He reviews his view of his performance as the officiant and how the people reacted. Drago shares a story about going out in "Dime Village" and running into a girl he used to hook up with after texting her that he was staying in for the night. And, the boys discuss teleportation dissolvation and talk about the largest domestic plane crash in America.  To all the mommas, poppas and pop lock and droppas, thank you for listening. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Seattle, NJ, Indianapolis, Tulsa, Spokane, For Collins and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Denver, Columbus, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyatm/ https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/

Bob Dylan lover and hilarious comic Raanan Hershberg joins the boys to talk about his new special "Brave," available now on YouTube. Give it a watch as soon as you finish the pod—you won’t be disappointed. LINK TO SPECIAL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMz4nrdX9w8 With Raanan, the boys discuss their times on the road together, hacky road comics, good and bad movies, and how someone stole a man's soul for $5. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Seattle, NJ, Indianapolis, Tulsa, Spokane, For Collins and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Denver, Columbus, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyatm/ https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/

With Geoffrey on the road, social media phenom and host of the Can I Go Home Now podcast, Lucas Zelnick, joins to guest host this week. Right off the bat, Drago asks Lucas whether it’s okay to hook up with your neighbor. Lucas talks about Israel and Palestine and the impact of 9/11 while growing up in New York City. He also shares how he helped start Sesh Comedy, one of the hottest clubs in NYC. Make sure to check out Lucas by heading over to his website: https://www.lucaszelnick.com/  Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Minneapolis, Seattle, NJ, Indianapolis, Tulsa, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11   Alex has upcoming shows in Cincinnati, Denver, Columbus, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag   INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyatm/ https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/

With the summer heat here in spring, Drago comes in hot, sharing a classic tale from a recent Don’t Tell show in Connecticut. With the AC unit breaking hours before the event, the sweltering temperatures made Drago sulk as bad as ever before stepping on stage. The hilarious Bobby Condon calls in to confirm the tale and just how bad Alex’s temperament got. Geoff is preparing to officiate his sister’s wedding and shares how he works out his abs and back. The boys argue about airtime, and Geoff answers your Patreon question about how he got his Reddit name. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.  JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Vegas, Minneapolis, Seattle, NJ, Tulsa, more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Cincinnati, Columbus, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyatm/ https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/

The boys drag out the whiteboard so Geoff can test Drago on his long division skills, and boy, do things get interesting. Meanwhile, Geoff scores an impressive 8.5 out of 10 on trivia questions provided by a Patron. Before the episode, Alex catches up on the news, and Geoff gets to witness Drago's eyes being opened to the world. Drago also shares what his NBA agent friend told him about how much he could have made if he were in the college transfer portal today. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.  JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES AND TO HELP DRAGO GET INTO THERAPY: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Vegas, Minneapolis, Seattle, NJ, Tulsa, more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Cincinnati, Columbus, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyatm/ https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/

Ladies and gentlemen, Geoff is back (and rockin’ a sweet beard). Alex kicks things off, flexing his brain muscles by referencing some Nicomachean Ethics. Geoff helps Drago by swiping through his Hinge to find him the right match in the area. And, Alex shares quite possibly the most riveting 12-minute tale about leaving a door open, proving he’s the most anxious man in America. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES AND TO HELP DRAGO GET INTO THERAPY: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Ontario, Toronto, Vegas, Minneapolis, Seattle, NJ, Tulsa, more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Cincinnati, Columbus, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyatm/ https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/

The hilarious Usama Siddiquee drops in to guest host with Geoffrey on the road. Off the top, Usama comes in and tests Drago’s knowledge, describes the types of smartness out there, and calls Alex the Jackie Chan of comedy. As always, the boys jump in on your Patreon questions which leads to conversations of parents and songs that bring you back. In the end, the boys end up in the DMs talking about messages sent and received as well as times wingmanning for each other. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.   JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES AND SO WE STOP LOSING MONEY ON THIS AMAZING PODCAST: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot   Make sure to give Usama a follow on the ‘gram https://www.instagram.com/usamastandsup/ and check out his podcast Mango Bay https://www.youtube.com/@mangobae772 Geoffrey has upcoming shows in NY, NJ, Connecticut, Montreal, Ottawa, Hamilton, Toronto, Vegas, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11   Alex has upcoming shows in Janesville, Cincinnati, Columbus, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag   INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyatm/ https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/

Geoff’s back after attending the Netflix Is A Joke Festival (and meeting with some Hollywood execs), and Drago teaches him something! You’ve got to listen to learn about the college athlete loophole from Alex's school days. And, we hear exactly what crimes the boys would commit if they knew they could get away with it.   This week on the Patreon, we’ve got some spicy, spicy content. In Biden’s America, it’s the best deal on the market. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.   JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES AND SO WE STOP LOSING MONEY ON THIS AMAZING PODCAST: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot   Geoffrey has upcoming shows in NY, NJ, Connecticut, Montreal, Ottawa, Hamilton, Toronto, Vegas, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Janesville, Cincinnati, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag   INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyatm/ https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/

With Geoff traveling this week, you’re listening to the ‘Welcome to You’re Actually Kinda Smart Dude’ podcast with Tommy Bayer—ONE OF OUR BEST GUEST HOST EPISODES OF ALL TIME.  Before he jets off to Europe for his non-existential-crisis trip, the GOATED Tommy swings by to ask Drago, “How are you doing?”  Alex is moving into a new apartment and Tommy is jealous of all the POV content that will be coming Instagram’s way. Tommy believes he’s the easiest haircut in town. The boys agree women haven’t taken an L in four or five years. And, a special guest calls in to confirm that he showed up to a family’s thanksgiving having dated two of the three sisters. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.  JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES AND SO WE STOP LOSING MONEY ON THIS AMAZING PODCAST: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Please be sure to prescribe to Tommy’s podcast’s Patreon https://www.patreon.com/wecoolpodcast Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Portland, Bend, Canada, Vegas, NJ, NY, Connecticut and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Janesville, Cincinnati, and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyatm/ https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/

Coming in high, the boys talk about some wild tales from recent trips on the road. They also share stories about getting confronted by the boyfriends of women they’re flirting with.  Alex buries the lead on hanging with a woman from TikTok. And, is it possible that Jalen Brunson knows Drago?? Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES AND SO WE STOP LOSING MONEY ON THIS AMAZING PODCAST: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Houston, Portland, Bend, Canada, Vegas, NJ, NY, Connecticut and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Chicago, Janesville and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyatm/ https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/

With Geoff on the road, Alex is joined by 24 year-old wunderkind, and North Dakota native, John Kennedy. You can find Mr. Kennedy performing across the country and as host of the podcast ‘Can I Go Home Now?’ For his second time on the pod, John comes bearing gifts for the boys before jumping into talking about sports betting, stealing from other countries, and answering some Patron’s questions.  Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES AND SO WE STOP LOSING MONEY ON THIS AMAZING PODCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot  Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Cincinnati, Los Angeles, Houston, Portland, Bend, up in Canada, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Chicago, Janesville and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag  INSTAGRAM:  https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyatm/  https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/

The boys are back in a new studio. Alex begins by sharing a hall-of-fame-worthy story about his date with someone who thinks Geoff is anti-Semitic. We’re taking bets on the NBA playoffs, talking about Robert F. Kennedy Jr., and creating the Cancel Everyone Music Festival. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES AND SO WE STOP LOSING MONEY ON THIS AMAZING PODCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot  Geoffrey has upcoming shows in Cincinnati, Columbus, Houston, Portland, Bend, up in Canada, and more. Buy tickets or sign up for his mailing list here: https://linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Alex has upcoming shows in Providence, Chicago, Janesville and more. Buy tickets to Alex’s upcoming shows here: https://linktr.ee/alexdrag  INSTAGRAM:  https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyatm/  https://www.instagram.com/alexdrags/

We got the great Tim Smith in the building! This week we critique a listeners hinge profile; discuss the art of thirst traps; late people; cheap people; the insta algorithm; and growing alone through it all we remain the only funny podcast 

(AUDIO EDITED) The kid is back folks! After a month off, Geoff graces us with his presence. We talk about his european tour, american food vs euro food, drago goes bar hopping by himself, gets into a fight with a friend on vacation, and has a weird experience with a comic in minneapolis. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast

It's womens month every month on the pod. Geoff is still out of town and on the road, but the pod must go on. We got Lili Michelle, a fantastic comic who tours with Shane Gillis. Lili is about to leave NYC for Austin so we had her on to wax poetic about her 11 years in NYC. We also answered listener questions, got deep into psychology, and tried to figure out why Drago dates only blondes. It's another great Ep. Thanks for tuning in!

Geoff is still in Europe so we had to grab another Guest host! Today we've got an old Chicago buddy and content king, Tucker Brookshire. Drago and Tucker started together in the 2nd city and have a good old-fashioned hang.   We talk TikTok, getting rejected, sliding into DMs, inside baseball on the industry, and get pretty vulnerable on mental health! We also go IN on listener questions.   Through it all we remain the only funny podcast

Geoffrey is in Europe doing god knows what so we had to get the best in the biz, Mike Recine to fill in! We talk cooking, fatherhood, the comedy game, relationships and of course Izzy P. We also answer listener questions! Through it all we remain the only funny podcast

It finally happened, gang. The boys are not together this week. Geoff has to prep for his European tour so he couldn't join us. But fear not, we’ve got the incredible Tommy Bayer of twitter fame to fill in. Tommy is a hilarious comic and we’ve got a banger of an episode for ya. We talk communism, meeting women on twitter, how vain NYC comedy can be, Ramadan, and Alex’s serbian uncles.   Through it all we remain the only funny podcast

This week the boys welcome back comedy assassin Maddie Wiener. Truly one of the best doing it in New York City right now. We're grateful she came back on. We talk about Maddie's recent meteoric rise to fame, Shane Gillis' SNL episode, mental health, and Alex's recent rejection from (potentially) the love of his life. Maddie and Alex also examine eachothers dating profiles! Through it all we remain the only funny podcast 

This week we have a special guest and hilarious comic, Simon Fraser. Simon hails from London, went to Yale and is now one of the fastest rising stars in America. We talk about Simon’s time at Yale and how he got rejected from 27 clubs, compare European food to American food, and predictably give Drago a World War 2 lesson. We also talk the difficulties of long distance relationships! (spoiler, they’re hard)   Through it all we remain the only funny podcast

This week the boys recap their trip to Raleigh, NC. Drago gets mad at another woman (predictably), Geoffs fans, and Airplane bathrooms.    Geoff tries to explain to Drago why Paris is better than Orlando and goes to yoga! We FINALLY catch up on a bunch of listener questions (some great ones btw). Drago explains how he fumbled the bad with an ex and the boys give GREAT tips on chicago date spots.    Through it all we remain the only funny podcast 

Drago squashes a beef with a famous comic and Geoff chronicles his time in Oklahoma! We grab Geoffs globe and Drago get's another lesson in geography. The boys argue about karoake, elton john, and if pedophiles are actually bad people. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast

This week the boys are a little too horny in the first 10 min but we move on to the hard hitting stuff. Geoff goes to the west coast and complains about mall comedy clubs. Geoff quizzes Alex on “are you smarter than a 5th grader” Questions. Then Alex Quizzes Geoff on high school questions. THEN we answer some great listener questions   Through it all we remain the only funny podcast

This week Alex teaches Geoffrey all he knows about Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Geoffrey nods politely and just listens for once. Next week we interview the FBI agent who took out the good doctor. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.  JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES AND SO WE STOP LOSING MONEY ON THIS AMAZING PODCAST: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot

This week the boys get existential. Geoffrey is in a bad mood so you know he floods Alex with apocalyptic facts about the rapid descent of Western civilization. And Alex doesn't really seem to care. Touche Alex. Touche. Geoffrey's mysterious illness continues as well. The boys also argue about what candy is best (Reeses no question) and the boys answer some great listener questions. Just another week for the greatest podcast ever recorded. Join the Patreon for weekly bonus episodes and free tickets to our stand-up shows -  http://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot

The boys are back in a big way. Finally. The masses have been salivating for content and here it is. Straight from Geoffrey's beautiful and spacious Brooklyn apartment. The old studio shut down and the boys were forced to pivot. But we thrive in the adversity. We shine when our backs are against the wall. Who is writing this? Why is it so bizarrely written? I guess that's just 2024 man. Geoffrey gets high and forgets what year it is, the boys lambast comics who raise money for the IDF and Alex might have been meaner than Geoffrye for once. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON: We are 95% of the way to financial solvency - join here -  http://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot And maybe we can crawl out of the $20,000 debt we have from this podcast. We love you!

This week the boys welcome back their beautiful and horny friend John Gasper from the comfy confines of the Zanies green room in Chicago. Alex and Geoffrey discuss the horrifying show they had on Monday where a woman heckled Geoffrey in a way he won't soon forget. John dispenses marital knowledge on our unmarried hosts. And the boys try to convince Drago to try Lexapro. Please Alex. Please think of how much it would help Geoffrey. Stop being selfish. Get on meds man. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES AND SO WE STOP LOSING MONEY ON THIS AMAZING PODCAST: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot

This week the boys hunker down in Chicago and record an episode in the Zanies green room. Alex is sending nudes left and right. Geoffrey is still a wee wittle sick. And the boys are at each others throats about where to go on a vacation. Will Geoffrey be sick forever? Alex sure hopes so. Its is divine judgement upon his filthy pillow habits. Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

This week the boys record a pod in Geoffrey’s luxurious Air BnB in Austin, Texas. Geoffrey remains frightfully ill so Alex does most of the talking - or does he? Perhaps even sickness can’t shut up Minnesota’s most pretentious son. The boys discuss the end of liberalism, Alex’s new singer/songwriter girlfriend and they break down how to succeed I comedy (buy a new jawline like Matt Rife). Through it all we remain the only funny podcast. JOIN THE PATREON FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND EARLY ACCESS TO REGULAR EPISODES AND SO WE STOP LOSING MONEY ON THIS AMAZING PODCAST: https://www.patreon.com/youreanidiot