It's Thanksgiving in America so we're doing an episode about wrestlers who have bird names. That's it. That's the joke. Please tell your extended family about this podcast. Play it for them at the dinner table. Thank you. Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, follow us on X app,  Bluesky,  TikTok,  Instagram,  YouTube, and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird! (You can also send us nice emails. The nice ones are really appreciated!)  Buy the shirts! LA Park Cat! Super Porky! The Rough & Ready shirt! The Wrestling Is Gross logo shirt! All drawn by my wonderful wife, who decided to no longer listen to the show!

Who will be the 47th WWF Hardcore Champion? Smack down your vote! If you're still in line, stay in line! Every vote matters!     Matches discussed~ Crash Holly vs. Al Snow (SmackDown, 6/29/00) Steve Blackman vs. Crash Holly (SmackDown, 7/13/00) Steve Blackman vs. Al Snow (SmackDown, 7/20/00) Steve Blackman vs. X-Pac (SmackDown, 7/27/00) Steve Blackman vs. Shane McMahon (RAW, 8/21/00) Steve Blackman vs. Shane McMahon (SummerSlam, 8/27/00) Steve Blackman vs. Perry Saturn (SmackDown, 9/12/00) Steve Blackman vs. Al Snow (SmackDown, 9/19/00) Steve Blackman vs. Funaki vs. Crash Holly vs. Perry Saturn vs. Al Snow vs. Test (Unforgiven, 9/24/00) Steve Blackman vs. Road Dogg (SmackDown, 9/26/00) Steve Blackman vs. Raven (SmackDown, 12/21/00) Steve Blackman vs. Hardcore Holly vs. Raven (RAW, 12/25/00) ~~~ Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, follow us on X app,  Bluesky,  TikTok,  Instagram,  YouTube, and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird! (You can also send us nice emails. The nice ones are really appreciated!)  Buy the shirts! LA Park Cat! Super Porky! The Rough & Ready shirt! The Wrestling Is Gross logo shirt! All drawn by my wonderful wife, who decided to no longer listen to the show!

What do you mean you're Slutty Freddie Blassie. What do you mean you're Thicc Rikidozan. What do you mean you're Ultra Mantis Blackface.   Matches discussed~ Rikidozan vs. Fred Blassie (WWA 3/28/1962) Nightmare Freddy vs. UltraMantis Black (AIW 7/30/2022) Jason The Terrible vs. New Jason The Terrible (IWA Japan 7/14/1994) Los Thundercats vs. Trio Fantasia (Monterey 12/8/1991) Slash Venom vs. Ricky Banderas (IWA Puerto Rico 10/18/2003) Abyss vs. Sabu vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Rhino (TNA 10/23/2005) ~~~ Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, follow us on X app,  Bluesky,  TikTok,  Instagram,  YouTube, and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird! (You can also send us nice emails. The nice ones are really appreciated!)  Buy the shirts! LA Park Cat! Super Porky! The Rough & Ready shirt! The Wrestling Is Gross logo shirt! All drawn by my wonderful wife, who decided to no longer listen to the show!

Stabbed in Tokyo by gaijin. Harassed by a junkie in Bayamon. Fat man bullied me in Bremen. Flew to Philly to fuck with the King, then rode to hell (L.A.) for retribution. Do you think I like Hulk Hogan. Hell no.   Matches discussed~ Terry Funk & Dory Funk Jr. vs. Abdullah the Butcher & The Sheik (AJPW 12/9/1978) Los Hermanos Funk vs. The Road Warriors (WWC 9/20/1987) Terry Funk vs. Otto Wanz (CWA 12/22/1990) Terry Funk vs. Jerry Lawler (3PW 5/3/2003) Legends Battle Royal (PWG 1/29/2011) Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, follow us on X app,  Bluesky,  TikTok,  Instagram,  YouTube, and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird! (You can also send us nice emails. The nice ones are really appreciated!)  Buy the shirts! LA Park Cat! Super Porky! The Rough & Ready shirt! The Wrestling Is Gross logo shirt! All drawn by my wonderful wife, who decided to no longer listen to the show!  

One hundred episodes. We did it. We did it one hundred times. Aren't you proud of us. Can you even believe it. How you gon' go and make one hundred episodes of a damn wrestling podcast. Folks   Thank you so much for listening. The next hundred will be even better. Tell your friends!!!   Matches discussed~ Low Ki vs. Necro Butcher (IWA Mid-South 4/1/2006) Daisuke Sekimoto & Yoshihito Sasaki vs. Jun Kasai & Jaki Numazawa (BJW 11/22/2010) John Rare vs. Spidar Boodrow (IWA Deep South 2/26/2011) Yumiko Hotta vs. Shinobu Kandori (LLPW 3/10/1999) LA Park vs. Dr. Wagner Jr. (TXT 5/11/2013) Terry Funk, Tommy Dreamer & Beulah McGillicutty vs. Mick Foley, Edge & Lita (WWECW 6/11/2006) Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, follow us on X app,  Bluesky,  TikTok,  Instagram,  YouTube, and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird! (You can also send us nice emails. The nice ones are really appreciated!)  Buy the shirts! LA Park Cat! Super Porky! The Rough & Ready shirt! The Wrestling Is Gross logo shirt! All drawn by my wonderful wife, who decided to no longer listen to the show!  

It's the 2015 Nick Gage Parole Tour! We finally pulled our friend Max @maxtothemax away from his console television for long enough to record a podcast about The Man, The King, The God Of This Shit.       The Matches~ Nick Gage vs. Drew Gulak (CZW 5/9/15) Nick Gage vs. John Wayne Murdoch (IWA Mid-South 6/27/15) Nick Gage vs. Tim Donst (AIW 7/10/15) Nick Gage vs. Scot Summers (OPW 8/29/15) Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, follow us on X app,  Bluesky,  TikTok,  Instagram,  YouTube, and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird! (You can also send us nice emails. The nice ones are really appreciated!)  Buy the shirts! LA Park Cat! Super Porky! The Rough & Ready shirt! The Wrestling Is Gross logo shirt! All drawn by my wonderful wife, who decided to no longer listen to the show!

We're joined by our dear friend Precious Paul @schmozboi to revive one of the finest podcasts in history for one night only. A lyrical, magnificent episode about a wonderful, unique man. You're next! And you're dead! Tom Tomoser - Daddy We Go Fly The Matches~ (all are on Peacock) Goldberg vs. Sid Vicious (WCW 10/24/1999) Goldberg vs. Chris Jericho (WWE 6/15/2003) Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar (WWE 4/2/2017) Goldberg vs. Bobby Lashley (WWE 10/21/2021) Goldberg vs. Scott Steiner (WCW 9/17/2000) The Official Ranking of Every nWo Member Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, follow us on X app,  Bluesky,  TikTok,  Instagram,  YouTube, and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird! (You can also send us nice emails. The nice ones are really appreciated!)  Buy the shirts! LA Park Cat! Super Porky! The Rough & Ready shirt! The Wrestling Is Gross logo shirt! All drawn by my wonderful wife, who decided to no longer listen to the show!

Do not stand by his grave and weep. He is not there, he does not sleep. He is the thousand winds that blow. Reach for the sky boy.   Almost a year to the day since our Jay Briscoe tribute episode, we're back to discuss him again, along with his weird little brother.    RIP JAMIN DALE PUGH~ The Briscoe Brothers vs. Johnny Kashmere & Justice Pain (CZW 7/28/2001) The Briscoe Brothers vs. Ricky Marvin & Kotaro Suzuki (NOAH 7/15/2007) The Briscoe Brothers vs. The All-Night Express (ROH 9/17/11) The Briscoe Brothers vs. FTR Bald & FTR Hair (ROH 12/10/2022) Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, follow us on X app,  Bluesky,  TikTok,  Instagram,  YouTube, and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird! (You can also send us nice emails. The nice ones are really appreciated!)  Buy the shirts! LA Park Cat! Super Porky! The Rough & Ready shirt! The Wrestling Is Gross logo shirt! All drawn by my wonderful wife, who decided to no longer listen to the show!

On this show, we respect the elderly. Sure they might be hateful, bigoted, narrow-minded. But how great is it when a couple of them decide to try and beat each other up WRINKLY OLD BALLS TWO Tommy Gilbert vs. Eddie Marlin (Memphis 4/4/1988) plus (set-up angle from 4/2/1988) Kantaro Hoshino vs. Gedo (NJPW 12/22/2008) Villano IV vs. LA Park (AAA 4/30/2022) Bill Watts & Stagger Lee vs. The Midnight Express (Mid-South 4/22/1984) Giant Baba & Rusher Kimura vs. Stan Hansen & Genichiro Tenryu (AJPW 11/29/1989)   Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, follow us on X app,  Bluesky,  TikTok,  Instagram,  YouTube, and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird! (You can also send us nice emails. The nice ones are really appreciated!)  Buy the shirts! LA Park Cat! Super Porky! The Rough & Ready shirt! The Wrestling Is Gross logo shirt! All drawn by my wonderful wife, who decided to no longer listen to the show!  

Proto-Britwres? A different style fight? Two women stabbing each other with a big stick? In the words of Tracy Smothers, Fear is false evidence appearing real. Amen. And a Happy Belated Birthday to the Ace.   Matches discussed~ Takehiro Murahama vs. Naohiro Hoshikawa (Osaka Pro 3/25/2000) Aja Kong vs. KAORU (GAEA 2/13/2000) Tracy Smothers vs. Bull Pain (IWA Mid-South 10/5/2002) Jody Fleisch vs. Jonny Storm (CZW 6/8/2002) Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, follow us on X app, Bluesky, TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird! (You can also send us nice emails. The nice ones are really appreciated!)  Buy the shirts! LA Park Cat! Super Porky! The Rough & Ready shirt! The Wrestling Is Gross logo shirt! All drawn by my wonderful wife, who decided to no longer listen to the show!  

On today's show, we celebrate the art of getting hit in the nuts, read the blurb from the back of an old VHS box, and take a warm bath in trash juice. Fellas is it gay to kiss your opponent on the lips     The Matches~   Randy Savage vs. Hulk Hogan (WWF 4/2/89) Roddy Piper vs. Goldust (WWF 3/31/1996) Chris Benoit vs. Kevin Sullivan (WCW 6/16/1996) Rob Van Dam vs. Jerry Lynn (ECW 5/16/1999) Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, follow us on X app, Bluesky, TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird!  Buy the shirts! LA Park Cat! Super Porky! The Rough & Ready shirt! The Wrestling Is Gross logo shirt! All drawn by my wonderful wife, who decided to no longer listen to the show!    

Most know him as Riki Choshu. But to others, he's simply known as Big Dick Rick. Sometimes a lariat is just a lariat. Not this lariat. 🍆 Join us on our trek through Riki Choshu's Ishin Gundan and their 1985 invasion of All Japan Pro Wrestling! This is an episode we've wanted to do for a long time. The matches are all on YouTube and included in a playlist below.  The Matches~~ Riki Choshu & Masa Saito vs. Genichiro Tenryu & Jumbo Tsuruta (AJPW 2/5/85) Riki Choshu vs. Genichiro Tenryu (AJPW 6/21/85) Riki Choshu vs. Killer Khan (AJPW 7/31/86) Riki Choshu vs. Terry Funk (AJPW 10/21/86) Riki Choshu & Yoshiaki Yatsu vs. Genichiro Tenryu & Jumbo Tsuruta (AJPW 1/28/86) Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, follow us on X app, Bluesky, TikTok, Instagram, YouTube(?), and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird!  Buy the shirts! LA Park Cat! Super Porky! The Rough & Ready shirt! The Wrestling Is Gross logo shirt! All drawn by my wonderful wife, who decided to no longer listen to the show!   RIP Aaron Bushnell 

I pledge allegiance to The Boss, and to the Combat Zone for which He stands: One locker room under Zandig, indivisible, with liberty and justice pain for all. Amen. Happy 25th Birthday CZW! Here's to 25 more! Matches discussed~ Nick Mondo vs. Adam Flash vs. Nick Berk (CZW 12/15/01) Sami Callihan vs. Danny Havoc (CZW 9/12/09) JC Bailey vs. Nick Gage vs. John Zandig (CZW 7/??/05) DJ Hyde vs. Thumbtack Jack (CZW 6/6/09) John Zandig vs. Lobo (CZW 7/13/02) Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, follow us on X app, Bluesky, TikTok, Instagram, YouTube(?), and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird!  Buy the shirts! LA Park Cat! Super Porky! The Rough & Ready shirt! The Wrestling Is Gross logo shirt! All drawn by my wonderful wife, who decided to no longer listen to the show!

It's the 2023 Wrestling Is Gross Awards aka The Grossies! Also the Fifth Anniversary of the podcast? Pretty weird! It's a great episode and everyone should listen. Tell your friends!   Thank you all so much for listening to the podcast in 2023! We finished the year strong and are looking forward to having our best year yet in 2024!    we've only just begun   Our lists are linked below. Don't click these until after listening to the show!   ***SPOILERS*** Siobhan's 2023 MOTY List ***SPOILERS***    ***SPOILERS*** Bucky's 2023 MOTY List ***SPOILERS*** Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, follow us on X app, Bluesky, TikTok, Instagram, YouTube(?), and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird!  Buy the shirts! LA Park Cat! Super Porky! The Rough & Ready shirt! The Wrestling Is Gross logo shirt! All drawn by my wonderful wife, who decided to no longer listen to the show!    

We're joined by dear Jon to help us explore one dark corner of lucha libre, where almost everyone is fat, old and bleeding. Sit back and enjoy a solo cup full of beer right to the side of your head! Sí se puede!   JON'S 2017 SPREADSHEET JON'S 2018 SPREADSHEET JON'S 2019 SPREADSHEET JON'S 2020 SPREADSHEET JON'S 2021 SPREADSHEET (I don't have a link to Jon's 2022 spreadsheet, I don't know why and I apologize) JON'S 2023 SPREADSHEET   The Matches~   Astrolux & Freelance vs. Belial & Impulso vs. Eterno & Ricky Marvin (Mexa Wrestling 3/24/2018) Fly Star, Toxin & Wotan vs. Romano Garcia, El Hijo del Fishman & Rocky Santana (Mexa Wrestling 9/14/2019) Demus, Akuma, Ciclope & Miedo Extremo vs. Corsario Negro Jr, Demonio Infernal, Drako & Fresero, Jr. (Lucha Strong 2/15/2020) Fly Star vs. Toxin (Mexa Wrestling 4/28/2018)   Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, follow us on X app, Bluesky, TikTok, Instagram, YouTube(?), and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird!  Buy the shirts! LA Park Cat! Super Porky! The Rough & Ready shirt! The Wrestling Is Gross logo shirt! All drawn by my wonderful wife, who decided to no longer listen to the show!   If you are reading this, I consider you my friend. Thank you for supporting the show.

Have you ever told a joke so many times that you started to believe it was a real story? That's kind of how this episode happened. As promised, it's the Carnage Cup 13 review, with special co-host Daniel Makabe.    You can watch Daniel Makabe vs. JAIDEN on IWTV tomorrow, December 2nd for DOA Wrestling!   You can also watch Daniel Makabe vs. ROH star BILLIE STARKZ on IWTV next weekend, December 8th at ACTION Wrestling's Bangers Only 4!   You can even watch him the next day vs. Kody Manhorn on IWTV, December 9th for TWE! This man is working!   Check out his band GRIEFWALKER on Bandcamp! They're performing a live soundtrack for the fucking Cabinet of Dr. Caligari in February! This is easily the coolest thing I've ever plugged.   Follow Daniel Makabe on X app and Instagram! He's a quality poster, I wouldn't have him on the show if he was just a good wrestler! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, follow us on X app, Bluesky, TikTok, Instagram, and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird!  Buy the shirts! LA Park Cat! Super Porky! The Rough & Ready shirt! The Wrestling Is Gross logo shirt! All drawn by my wonderful wife, who decided to no longer listen to the show!   CODE: Hulkster - The Hulkster Song

It's the vastly popular Thanksgiving episode! We're going broadway with the mashed potatoes. Four and a quarter stars versus a pumpkin pie. Not putting the green beans over clean, that doesn't work for me brother. 🦃🍴🩸🦃 "It's like Pinter." - anonymous Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, follow us on X app, Bluesky, TikTok, Instagram, and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird!  Buy the shirts! LA Park Cat! Super Porky! The Rough & Ready shirt! The Wrestling Is Gross logo shirt! All drawn by my wonderful wife, who decided to no longer listen to the show!     The matches~ Abdullah the Butcher vs. Manny Fernandez (NWA 11/28/1985) Magnum T.A. vs. Tully Blanchard (NWA 11/28/1985) Ron Garvin vs. Big Bubba Rogers (NWA 11/27/1986) Shawn Michaels, Marty Janetty & Despina Montagas vs. Buddy Rose, Doug Somers & Sherri Martel (AWA 11/27/1986) Terry Gordy vs. Killer Khan (World Class 11/22/1984)

What is the strongest piece of wood in the world? Is that SMW referee Mark Curtis or Academy Award nominee William H. Macy? What if we shrunk down Jim Cornette and put him in a little jar? All this plus so much more!   Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, follow us on X app, Bluesky, TikTok, Instagram, and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird!  Buy the shirts! LA Park Cat! Super Porky! The Rough & Ready shirt! The Wrestling Is Gross logo shirt! All drawn by my wonderful wife, who decided to no longer listen to the show!     The matches~ The Thrillseekers vs. The Heavenly Bodies (SMW 8/5/94) The Gangstas vs. The Thugs (SMW 5/20/95) Jeff Jarrett & Jerry Lawler vs. The Moondogs (USWA 1/20/92) PG-13 vs. The Rock N Roll Express (USWA 7/17/1995)

We're joined again by dearest Micha to celebrate Halloween and discuss her favorite wrestler in the world, Vampiro. The runtime isn't the only thing scary about this episode folks! ☠️☠️☠️   (We lost a big chunk of this episode from the first half but recovered nicely in the second half. If you can believe it, this episode was even longer! Thanks for listening!) Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, follow us on X app, Bluesky, TikTok, Instagram, and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird!  Buy the shirts! The Super Porky shirt! The Rough & Ready shirt! The Wrestling Is Gross logo shirt! All drawn by my wonderful wife, who decided to no longer listen to the show! The matches~ The Dead Pool vs. Norman Smiley, Prince Iaukea, & Lash Leroux (Nitro 8/09/1999)  Dark Carnival vs. Eddie Guerrero, Rey Mysterio Jr. & Kidman (Road Wild 8/14/1999) Vampiro (w/ Jerry Only!) vs. Meng (Thunder 11/18/1999) Vampiro vs. Fit Finlay (Uncensored 3/19/2000) Vampiro vs. Mad Jack (Worldwide 8/26/2000) Vampiro vs. Mike Awesome (Nitro 9/18/2000) ICP vs. Mike Awesome (Nitro 9/25/2000) Vampiro vs. Terry Funk (Nitro 5/29/2000)  

We begin our descent into hell to examine the in-ring careers of the McMahon family, starting with 1999, the greatest year in the history of American culture. JR Goldberg will be our co-pilot. Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, follow us on X app, Bluesky, TikTok, Instagram, and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird!  Read JR's review of Mayumi Ozaki vs. Mio Momono, a sick match where a legendary old biker bitch beats up a stupid little girl. The Matches: Vince McMahon vs. Steve Austin (St. Valentine's Day Massacre 2/14/1999) Vince & Shane McMahon vs. Steve Austin (King of the Ring 6/27/1999) Shane McMahon vs. Test (SummerSlam 8/22/1999) Vince McMahon vs. Triple H (SmackDown 9/16/1999) Vince McMahon vs. Triple H (Armageddon 12/12/1999)  

The greatest wrestler of all-time died so we did a podcast about him. Next episode will be about someone who isn't dead. Not yet at least! Thanks for listening!   Matches discussed: Terry Funk vs. Jerry Lawler (Memphis 3/23/1981) Terry Funk vs. Stan Hansen (AJPW 4/14/1983) Terry Funk vs. Rick Martel (WWC 9/20/1986) Terry Funk vs. Ric Flair (WCW 7/23/1989) Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, follow us on X app, Bluesky, TikTok, Instagram, and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird! 

New episode! We're back to share a few hours talking about the work of Bray Wyatt and Brodie Lee, attempt to unpack one of the best periods in WWE history, and think about all the things that could have been.   "Wrestling is not a love story, it’s a Fairy Tale for masochists." - Windham "I love you Bray. I was like an uncle to them boys. I hate fucking death." - Dustin Matches discussed: Luke Harper & Erick Rowan vs. The Usos (WWE 7/20/14) Bray Wyatt vs. Daniel Bryan (WWE 1/26/14) The Wyatt Family vs. The Shield (WWE 2/23/14) Bray Wyatt vs. John Cena (WWE 6/01/14) Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, follow us on Twitter, Bluesky, TikTok, Instagram, and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird! 

The first of two parts. This time, we discuss Jay Briscoe's career as a singles wrestler, his legendary matches with his brother, and his role as a load-bearing pillar for Ring of Honor's entire history. A really nice show! Give to DEAN~!'s Gofundme, to help his family in their time of need. It's very possible that this show wouldn't exist without DEAN's architecture in shaping the modern wrestling fandom. He begat that which begat this and that and so on and so forth. His influence cannot be overstated, and he will be missed by so many of us. Jay Briscoe vs. Mark Briscoe (CZW 5/19/2001) Jay Briscoe vs. Samoa Joe (ROH 3/13/2004) Jay Briscoe vs. Roderick Strong (ROH 1/15/2011) Jay Briscoe vs. Adam Cole (ROH 12/7/2014) Jay Briscoe vs. Mark Briscoe (Hellaware 6/25/2005)    

Big beer gut and tiny black trunks. Brand new baggy jeans from Gadzooks. A gilded skeleton bodysuit. These are the garments of just a few of the heroes we discuss on today's program. Nearly 3 hours of twisted steel and Grandpa sex appeal. Matches discussed: Minoru Suzuki vs Masakatsu Funaki (AJPW 3/21/2010) Arik Royal, Ray Kandrack & Mitch Connor vs. Aric Andrews, Lee Valiant & Nick Richards (CWF Mid-Atlantic 11/20/2015) L.A. Park vs. Caristico (Liga Elite 10/22/2016) Matt Hardy vs. Edge (WWE 9/18/2005) Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, follow us on Twitter, TikTok, Instagram, and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird! 

Hey we're back and we're gonna do the podcast again. No, really! For real! This episode has it all too: Poo poo, pee pee, blood, expectoration, and more. To quote Dory Funk Jr, "I'm so fuckin old."   Stay tuned at the end for a bonus LIVE REACTION recording of me and my 7 year old daughter watching the original Kane vs. Undertaker Inferno Match on my birthday.   Matches discussed: Dory Funk Jr. & Terry Funk vs. Abdullah the Butcher & The Sheik (AJPW 12/15/1977) El Dandy vs. El Satanico (EMLL 12/14/1990) Randy Savage vs. Dennis Rodman (WCW 8/14/1999) Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, follow us on Twitter, TikTok, Instagram, and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird!   

We're back baby! Season Two Premiere! All things Deuce! When Micha (@CrowleyHead) told us she wanted to do three hours on Madusa, we said what the hell, why not three and a half. Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, follow us on Twitter, TikTok, Instagram, and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird!  Who's Madusa? Madusa Miceli & Mitsuko Nishiwaki vs. Manami Toyota & Toshiyo Yamada (AJW, 10/8/89) Madusa Miceli vs. Aja Kong (AJW, 7/21/90) Madusa Miceli vs. Nasty Linda (LPWA, 1991) Alundra Blayze vs. Bull Nakano (WWF, 8/29/94)  Alundra Blayze vs. Bull Nakano (WWF, 4/3/95) Madusa vs. Akira Hokuto (WCW, 6/15/97) Monster Jam Freestyle World Finals 2002  

We're joined again by dear friend JR Goldberg, who curated a playlist of Ring of Honor's bloody and melodramatic 2007 for the show. Fuck, Marry, Kill: Delirious, Colt Cabana, Takeshi Morishima? This episode was recorded 2½ months ago and then we stopped making this podcast for awhile. We appreciate those who stuck with us and hope to get things back on track (whatever track there was) soon! Jimmy Jacobs vs. Colt Cabana (ROH 2/24/07) No Remorse Corps (Davey Richards, Rocky Romero & Roderick Strong) & Matt Sydal vs. The Resilience (Austin Aries, Erick Stevens & Matt Cross) & Delirious (ROH 8/11/07) Takeshi Morishima vs. Bryan Danielson (ROH 8/25/07) The Briscoes vs. Kevin Steen & El Generico (ROH 9/15/07) Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, follow us on Twitter, TikTok, Instagram, and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird! 

Finally, it's the Chri$ Ca$h episode! We do it all in this one. We do Eric Gargiulo impressions, ponder the early days of the CZW Dojo, and litigate rapping your music during your entrance. Don't do it folks! The New School vs. Irish Drinking Team vs. Towel Boy and Hurricane Kid vs. VD />>>/ The New School vs. The H8 Club (CZW 7/13/02) Chris Cash vs. Sonjay Dutt vs. Ruckus (CZW 11/9/02) Chris Cash vs. Nick Berk vs. Derek Frazier (CZW 8/09/03) Chris Cash vs. Joker vs. Ruckus vs. Sabian (CZW 1/17/04) Chris Cash vs. JC Bailey (CZW 7/34/04) Team Cash (JC Bailey/Chris Cash/Sexxxy Eddy/Nate Webb) vs. BLK OUT (Jack Evans/Eddie Kingston/Ruckus/Sabian) (CZW 12/11/04)

In our very first Pride Month Special Episode, we take a look at the true pioneers, two men brave enough to be themselves despite discrimination and hatred. That's right folks, it's The Pat & Gerry Show.   Buy the shirts! The Super Porky shirt! The Rough & Ready shirt! The Wrestling Is Gross logo shirt! All drawn by my wonderful wife, who decided to no longer listen to the show!   Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, follow us on Twitter, TikTok, Instagram, and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird!  Gerry & Jack Brisco vs. Adrian Adonis & Dick Murdoch (MSG 12/28/84) Bob Backlund vs. Pat Patterson (MSG 9/24/79) Gerald Brisco vs. Crash Holly (SmackDown 5/18/00) Gerald Brisco vs. Crash Holly (RAW 6/5/00) Gerald Brisco vs. Crash Holly (RAW 6/12/00) Gerald Brisco vs. Crash Holly (RAW 6/19/00) Gerald Brisco vs. Pat Patterson (King of the Ring 6/25/00)  

On today's show, we look back fondly on April 2000, a blissful time when nothing really mattered at all. Perry Saturn's trademark weird skin color, the big hooks from the Backlash set, Pat Patterson's shit-stained undies, and more! Recorded partially outside, I apologize for any audio issues. I'm sure it's not as bad as I think. RATE AND REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS FOLLOW ON TWITTER FOLLOW ON TIKTOK Crash Holly vs. Hardcore Holly (RAW, 4/3/00) https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000371432_01/97e5b252-b7f5-3c76-af78-51f3b6ff7a90  Crash Holly vs. Perry Saturn (SmackDown, 4/13/00) https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000372859_01/b1a2a0da-1159-3f73-8ca4-414728ec87b4  Crash Holly vs. the Mean Street Posse (SmackDown, 4/20/00) https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000372860_01/a886a9b4-6a98-34ce-9f91-738b06364163  Matt Hardy vs. Crash Holly (RAW, 4/24/00) https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000371435_01/11e6c69c-b014-3c8f-88f5-d00269111eea  Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy (SmackDown, 4/27/00)https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000372861_01/4b820a3d-4de0-30fb-a76d-991aa2845a82  Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy vs. Crash Holly vs. Hardcore Holly vs. Perry Saturn vs. Tazz (Backlash, 4/30/00) https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000375150_01/05778505-28df-30c1-8626-cc6cf4a1e95e  Steve Blackman vs. Crash Holly (RAW, 5/1/00) https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000371436_01/be9c5b66-ab36-322a-8f44-df05d4b86c02  The British Bulldog vs. Crash Holly (Insurrextion, 5/6/00) https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000378469_01/04c52dda-9652-369f-98fe-ed3c9e04aa3f The British Bulldog vs. Hardcore Holly (SmackDown, 5/11/00)  https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000372863_01/83a88706-8257-330d-a50b-b91505747dd5 The Godfather vs. Crash Holly (RAW, 5/15/00) https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000371438_01/7aa5cf09-baa3-3bf8-8455-f1b9758a0afa 

This time, we stack a bunch of chairs on top of each other to discuss the sins of the Impact Zone, the lineage of the WWF Light Heavyweight Title, and DW Griffith busting Lillian Gish open hardway.    Buy the shirts! The Super Porky shirt! The Rough & Ready shirt! The Wrestling Is Gross logo shirt! All drawn by my wonderful wife, who decided to no longer listen to the show!   Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, follow us on Twitter, and send us an email at [email protected] and tell us something really weird. Brian Christopher vs. TAKA Michinoku (WWF, 12/7/97) Shinya Hashimoto vs. Victor Zangiev (NJPW, 4/24/89) Mayumi Ozaki vs. Mima Shimoda (OZ Academy, 2/28/99) Perro Aguayo, Jr. vs. Myzteziz (AAA, 2/8/15) Chris Harris vs. James Storm (TNA, 5/13/07)

We're back to discuss lighting a bag of dog shit on fire, filing a Missing Persons report for an obscure 2000s indy wrestler, and the greatest DQ finish in wrestling history. I'm getting too old for this shit!   Shinya Hashimoto vs. Genichiro Tenryu (NJPW 8/1/98) Shadow WX & The Winger vs. Tomoaki Honma & Ryuji Yamakawa (BJW 11/14/99) The SAT & Amazing Red vs. Divine Storm & Brian XL (CZW 6/8/01) Steve Austin vs. Kurt Angle (WWF 8/19/01) BUY A T-SHIRT! We make almost nothing off of these but they're all really cool and designed by my wife! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! Tell your friends!

On today's show, we look back once more to the Willenium and get jiggy with some old friends in the junkyard. Hey diddle diddle, Crash Holly was little, Bill Demott jumped over the moon.   Cíclope vs. Fit Finlay vs. Jerry Flynn vs. Johnny Grunge vs. Hak vs. Horace Hogan vs. Brian Knobbs vs. Hugh Morrus vs. La Parka vs. Steven Regal vs. Rocco Rock vs. Silver King vs. Dave Taylor vs. Mikey Whipwreck (WCW Bash at the Beach - 7/11/99) https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000378467_01/8bec3af5-d134-31bb-bf46-b4a50b89bceb Joey Abs vs. Bradshaw vs. Faarooq vs. Funaki vs. Pete Gas vs. Crash Holly vs. Hardcore Holly vs. TAKA Michinoku vs. Mosh vs. Rodney vs. Tazz vs. Thrasher vs. Viscera (WWF WrestleMania 2000 - 4/2/00) https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000374755_01/9d8f25a4-e3bb-308a-a577-67b4c919bf38

This time, we do our damnedest to eulogize Jimmy Rave; to celebrate his work as a master craftsman, his influence on the modern southern indies, and his innate ability to make fans want to punch him in the face. Jimmy Rave vs. Tony Mamaluke (NWA Wildside 3/23/02) Jimmy Rave vs. Trent Acid (CZW 12/13/03) Jimmy Rave vs. CM Punk (ROH 5/14/05) Jimmy Rave vs. Nigel McGuinness (ROH, 3/4/07) Jimmy Rave & Lance Hoyt vs. Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley vs. Homicide & Hernandez (TNA 3/9/08) Jimmy Rave vs. AJ Styles (ProSouth 5/8/15)

Another year in Hell! Join us, as we march ever closer to the end times and revisit our favorite matches from 2021. Let us circle the drain together. The world is gonna end soon but at least we have wrestling!   Thanks to everyone who listened in 2021. We love every last one of you, even the real sickos and weirdos! We are all friends! Death to America!   Our lists are linked below. Don't click these until after listening to the show!   ***SPOILERS*** Siobhan's 2021 MOTY List ***SPOILERS***   ***SPOILERS*** Bucky's 2021 MOTY List ***SPOILERS***   Buy the Super Porky enamel pin! Buy multiple pins! It's too late for Christmas, so get those orders in now for Valentine's Day! Nothing says I love you like a little enamel pin of a big fat guy with his shirt off!   Buy the shirts! The ONLY PLACE you can buy a t-shirt with Mike Enos, Dick Slater and Col. Parker on it. That's right, the official ROUGH & READY shirt is here! We still haven't been sent a cease & desist!   Leave us a rating and/or review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify or wherever else you can do that.       

Well folks, we did it. We fucked around and made our longest show ever. Is Orin Veidt a bitch? Is John Rare an auteur? How long can an episode of a podcast be, legally? All of your questions (and more) will be answered.   Recorded over 2 separate sessions with various minor audio issues. Sorry it's so long lol   Buy the Super Porky enamel pin! Buy multiple pins! It's too late for Christmas, so get those orders in now for Valentine's Day! Nothing says I love you like a little enamel pin of a big fat guy with his shirt off!   Buy the shirts! The ONLY PLACE you can buy a t-shirt with Mike Enos, Dick Slater and Col. Parker on it. That's right, the official ROUGH & READY shirt is here! We still haven't been sent a cease & desist!   Leave us a rating and/or review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify or wherever else you can do that.    NEXT WEEK ... THE 2021 GROSSIES         

We're joined by Micha @CrowleyHead once more on Thanksgiving to celebrate and argue and accuse each other of things that may or may not have happened years ago. It's the AEW episode I guess!     Check out Micha and other talented voices on Soundrot, a music newsletter that ISN'T run by predators or executive pigs.   Siobhan wrote for Segunda Caida! This shit is crazy and like over a decade in the making. About time.   Buy the Super Porky enamel pin! Buy multiple pins! It's the holiday season!   Buy the shirts! The ONLY PLACE you can buy a t-shirt with Mike Enos, Dick Slater and Col. Parker on it. That's right, the official ROUGH & READY shirt is here!   Special thanks to our old friend Connor @isalrightnow for the intro song edit. Long live the REMP.   Matches discussed: Cody Rhodes vs. Wardlow (AEW 2/19/20) Jon Moxley vs. Kenny Omega (AEW 3/7/21) Britt Baker D.M.D. vs. Thunder Rosa (AEW 3/17/21) Chris Jericho vs. Nick Gage (AEW 7/28/21) Eddie Kingston vs. CM Punk (AEW 11/13/21)  

We're joined by Sally @femboigarfield to chat about dressing like Raven as a pre-teen, threaten to rank every Nitro Girl, and spend well over 30 minutes dunking on Kevin Kelly. Very long, very sloppy episode.   Buy the Super Porky enamel pin! Buy multiple pins! It's the holiday season!   Buy the shirts! The ONLY PLACE you can buy a t-shirt with Mike Enos, Dick Slater and Col. Parker on it. That's right, the official ROUGH & READY shirt is here!   Julio Dinero/CM Punk vs. Terry Funk/Raven (NWA TNA, 2/18/04) CW Anderson/Bar Room Brawler #2/Guillotine LeGrande/Simply Luscious/Jack Victory/David Young vs. Becky Bayless/Homicide/Iceberg/Louie Ramos/Dusty Rhodes/Julius Smokes (ROH, 4/12/03) Steve Corino vs. BJ Whitmer (ROH, 6/24/16) Joey Janela vs. John Zandig (GCW, 6/5/16) Kazuchika Okada vs. Genichiro Tenryu (Tenryu Project, 11/15/15)      

On today's show, we discuss . Also, we , , , and so much more. BUY THE SUPER PORKY ENAMEL PIN! BUY THE SUPER PORKY ENAMEL PIN! BUY IT! BUY TWO! Yukihiro Kanemura vs. Kevin Sullivan (SMW, 3/6/93) Raven & Abyss vs Black Reign & Rellik (TNA 12/2/07) Charly Manson vs. Chessman (AAA 8/21/09) Bruiser Brody vs. The Great Kabuki/Gary Hart vs. Fritz Von Erich (WCCW, 6/7/81) Cactus Jack/The Headhunters vs. Terry Funk/Leatherface/Shoji Nakamaki (IWA Japan, 4/2/95) Vampiro vs. X-Pac (RXLL, 9/2/06) Taker vs Mankind (WWF 8/18/96)

On today's show, we attempt to recreate Brian Knobbs' gaping anus in Minecraft, discuss Fit Finlay's role in the Troubles, and consider Eric Bischoff's status as an unrenowned 3rd wave gay biker icon. Johnny Grunge/Rocco Rock vs. Brian Knobbs/Jerry Sags (SuperBrawl, 2/11/96) Fit Finlay vs. Steven Regal (Nitro, 4/29/96) Mike Enos vs. Chris Jericho (Nitro, 9/23/96) Kaz Hayashi vs. Raven (Saturday Night, 3/2/99) Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Brian Knobbs (Slamboree, 5/9/99) Ciclope/Damien vs. La Parka/Silver King (Nitro, 6/7/99) My wife (no borat voice) has been drawing cool art for the show and thinks she can sell a t-shirt with a drawing of Brazo de Plata on it. I'm curious to see if she's right. Check out the store. Leave us a rating and/or review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify or wherever else you can do this. I feel like this becomes less important every day. Please also tell your cool friends about the podcast. Especially if they have lots of followers! Thanks everybody!

Today, we're joined by Fred "Eric" Ritz @segundacaida to celebrate the life of Brazo de Plata. In the show, we discuss getting fat, getting old, staying fat, and eventually dying. A mostly upbeat episode despite the subject matter! Eric has one of the few good film podcasts out there, So It's Come to This, a loving look at everything from the distinguished canonical classics to the deepest, darkest B-movie trash. I cannot recommend this podcast highly enough, it's really lovely. Read Eric's reviews on Segunda Caida, a blog where he mostly writes about Ludvig Borga matches and NXT UK. It sounds bad but it's actually quite good! Matches discussed: El Brazo/Brazo de Oro/Brazo de Plata vs. Hombre Bala/Pirata Morgan/Verdugo (CMLL, 11/10/89) El Brazo/Brazo de Oro/Brazo de Plata vs. MS-1/El Satánico/Pirata Morgan (CMLL, 11/22/91) Brazo de Plata vs. Máscara Año Dos Mil (CMLL, 8/7/98) Brazo de Plata/El Hijo del Santo/Psicosis vs. Damian/Halloween/Rey Misterio, Sr. (Tijuana, 2001) Averno/Mephisto/Rey Escorpión vs. Brazo de Plata/Místico/Valiente (CMLL, 9/27/13)      

Today, we're joined by JR Goldberg (@wrestlingbubble) to discuss the legend of Mickie. From referee to Queen of the Deathmatches, we chart the trajectory of Mickie from innocent bystander into her current role, The Death MILF.   JRGOLDB . ITCH . IO   Buy the Ian Rotten zine! Methlab Battlarts! A ZINE! WHAT THE HELL A ZINE!!   JR's Fanfyte article on Super Porky after his passing   Matches discussed ~~~~~ v v v v ~~~~~ Jimmy Jacobs vs. Mickie Knuckles (IWA Mid-South, 9/24/05) Mickie Knuckles vs. Tank (IWA Mid-South, 6/22/07)   Sami Callihan/Mickie Knuckles/Jon Moxley vs. The Hooligans (IWA Mid-South, 8/29/09)   Jordynne Grace/Kongo Kong/Randi West vs. Mickie Knuckles/Heidi Lovelace/Corporal Robinson (IWA Mid-South, 3/9/14)   Mickie Knuckles vs. Jimmy Lyon (H2O, 4/17/21) Leave us a review! I love it when people do this shit! Hell yes!

On today's show, we pour one out for Beautiful Bobby Eaton by discussing the final year of the Midnight Express run. Hot tags, karate, illegitimate children, we cover it all folks!   Matches discussed Fatu/Samu/Tama the Samoan Savage vs. Bobby Eaton/Stan Lane/Steve Williams (Halloween Havoc, 10/28/89) Bobby Eaton/Stan Lane vs. Robert Gibson/Ricky Morton (WrestleWar, 2/25/90) Bobby Eaton/Stan Lane vs. Brian Pillman/Tom Zenk (Capital Combat, 5/19/90) Steve Armstrong/Tracy Smothers vs. Bobby Eaton/Stan Lane (Great American Bash, 7/7/90) Bobby Eaton/Stan Lane vs. Ricky Morton/Tommy Rich (Halloween Havoc, 10/27/90) Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts, or wherever! I don't use Apple Podcasts but apparently many do, please tell your friends about the show (freaks only)!

Bonus show. Siobhan fell asleep bless her heart so me and Alex "Wade" Kellar watched Battlebowl 1993 together and recorded a commentary. This was recorded in June and my wife said that no one should ever listen to it. Enjoy! Watch along with us on Peacock! Definitely a cool idea and worth anyone's time!

This time, I'm rushing again to get the episode out before leaving town. I'm already running late. The episode is mostly about Crash Holly and it's 200 minutes long. Bye 👋 All matches and segments timestamped by Siobhan, the official researcher and bookkeeper for the program. Thanks for listenin' everyone. Giddy up. Gangrel vs. Test (SmackDown, 1/27/00) https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000372848_01/a72cdc82-0a6a-37fc-9e19-c3785171072b (1:01:06) Crash Holly vs. Test (SmackDown, 2/24/00) https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000372852_01/15c75177-0121-3e45-a0e9-ba5a480d0177 (3:34) Crash Holly vs. Tazz and first-ever 24/7 defense against Mean Street Posse (SmackDown, 3/2/00) https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000372853_01/08b03ac1-4bde-35d0-969c-899206cc0fa9 (35:40, 40:35, 1:11:25) Crash Holly vs. the Mean Street Posse and Crash vs. Viscera (RAW, 3/6/00) https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000371428_01/8ff34081-ad43-3f4e-ac85-a7fb31b2782c (12:22, 1:12:12) Crash Holly vs. the Mean Street Posse and Crash vs. Albert (SmackDown, 3/9/00) https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000372854_01/42b28cf1-0c8e-3d4f-810d-c08e2fd1473b (10:26, 1:11:10) Crash Holly vs. the Mean Street Posse (RAW, 3/13/00) https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000371429_01/2c32c23b-282c-330b-9502-d1b40d9d585d (1:13:57) Crash Holly vs. the Headbangers (SmackDown, 3/16/00) https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000372855_01/2188d379-dadb-3255-b6f7-b10016cfeb85 (58:36) Crash Holly vs. Hardcore Holly (RAW, 3/27/00) https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000371431_01/7a27591e-05b9-3243-bb92-66f138b0996f (29:31) Crash Holly vs. Tazz (SmackDown, 3/30/00) https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000372857_01/0eaecf47-f382-36ad-8e5a-a177a47b7dcb (22:55, 28:15, 1:03:09)

This time, we discuss The Hak Run, the joyous 5-month-10-day period when Jim Fullington was employed by WCW. Topics include Ric Flair's mental health, Brian Knobbs' gaping anus, never taking your shirt off, and more! Hak vs. Raven vs. Bam Bam Bigelow (WCW 3/14/99) Hak vs. Bam Bam Bigelow (WCW 4/11/99) Hak vs. Horace vs. Brian Knobbs vs. Mikey Whipwreck (WCW 4/26/99) Hak vs. Fit Finlay (WCW 5/17/99) Hak vs. Brian Knobbs (WCW 6/13/99) Rate, review, subscribe, tell your friends! I love attention!

This time, we're joined by our sweet friend Paul @schmozboi to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the formation of the nWo by ranking every single person that ever joined the group. This might sound like a dumb idea but I swear it's not.  

On today's show, we discuss parking in the "Hero" spot at the grocery store, where to buy loaded sheik boots online, and what it feels like to bust a nut on the American flag. Sgt. Slaughter vs. Pat Patterson (WWWF 4/21/81) Sgt. Slaughter & Don Kernodle vs. Ricky Steamboat & Jay Youngblood (Mid-Atlantic 3/12/83) Bob Slaughter vs. Otto Wanz (CWA 7/9/83) Sgt. Slaughter vs. The Iron Sheik (WWF 6/16/84) Sgt. Slaughter vs. Hulk Hogan (WWF 6/3/91) - Part 2 Leave us a rating or even review on Apple Podcasts! I'm still not sure if it means anything or helps us appear anywhere we wouldn't normally, we just like seeing people say nice things 😊

Today on the show, we welcome published author Phil Schneider on and ask him the questions that matter: Why did you write a book? Is it hard to write a book? Can I write a book too? All that plus more! Buy Phil's new book, THE WAY OF THE BLADE. It's so good it'll make you want to cut your own forehead! In a good way! Akitoshi Saito vs Michiyoshi Ohara (NJPW 2/8/92) Supreme, Johnny Webb, Kaos & Carnage vs. Halloween, Damian 666, Bestia 666 & X-Fly (PDM/XPW 8/2/11) -_-_- PART TWO Ricky Marvin vs. Black Terry (Lucha Memes 4/26/21) Leave us a review if you like the show! We love to see it!!!!