SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!Josh and Charles are still recording remotely to make sure family members are safe, so rather than watch and record the final Matrix movie separately, the boys decide to push that back a week and give you one last episode of The Matrixverse. Charles is tested kinda similarly to how Neo is tested as he must see how many of these quotes from GamesRadar’s article These Are The Best Matrix Quotes Of All Time can he attribute correctly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!With a potential big trip coming up, the boys are back to quarantcasting for part 4 of The Matrixverse. It’s the end of the original series with The Matrix: Revolutions, so expect some big picks for MVH. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!Friend of the Podcast Mike jacks into The Matrixverse with the boys this week to talk about cool props and what it’s like to finally be an adult. The Matrix: Reloaded is all loaded up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!Final Flight of the Osiris was shown before Dreamcatcher in March of 2003, two months before The Matrix: Reloaded came out, so this is technically the correct order of The Matrixverse. Also, watching The Animatrix now really vibes with the whole flow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!What is The Matrixverse? Well, you can consider this podcast a bunch of red pills and your ears are mouths, and your brain is the glass of water, or maybe that slippery mirror made out of goo. Josh and Charles watch The Matrix, talk haircuts, eye chunks, and dads (of course). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!With the end of the longest ‘verse yet, the boys bid a fond farewell to Crystal lake and The Jasonverse in one of their longest episodes to date. After watching the Friday the 13th reboot, Josh and Charles do rankings, assign their MVPs and MVDs, and get ready for The Matrixverse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!ThJosh is finally settled in his new multi-story mansion and able to record Part 11 of The Jasonverse. Only one more to go, and after Freddy vs Jason, the end cannot come soon enough. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!The Jasonverse finally made it to space Josh and Charles can hardly believe they’ve come so far. The boys watch Jason X, read the Ebert review, and prepare for the end of this gargantuan franchise. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!Josh and Charles are starting to notice a pattern in The Jasonverse: whatever cool thing the title of the movie promises you will barely happen and won’t be that cool. Case in point: Jason does not go to hell and there will be more Fridays in Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!Josh and Charles are two thirds through The Jasonverse, with the oft-maligned 8th part of the franchise. But you know what they say: sometimes you have to spend an hour on an infinite boat with a very nice sauna before Jason Takes Manhattan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!The boys have made it over the hump and are finally into the back half of The Jasonverse. Josh and Charles are still not sure what the new blood is, but are pretty pumped for zombie dad. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!Jason lives. It's true. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!This is not just Episode 203 of the whole podcast, or 135 of the main show, or even Part 5 of The Jasonverse: no, it’s A New Beginning. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!We got Crispy. We got Corey. We got British twins. We know this one's called The Final Chapter, but honestly, it's like The Jasonverse just keeps getting started. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!Following in the long line of perfect Part 3s, The Jasonverse finally knocks it out of the park, just in time for the [RED SOX/YANKEES] big win last night! The hockey mask finally comes on for Friday the 13th: Part III. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!No surprise that the first real movie with Jason feels like the first real movie in The Jasonverse. Josh and Charles watch Friday the 13th: Part 2 and make sure to take a little stroll through Ebert corner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!Saying goodbye to Batman and Gotham City, the boys travel to Crystal Lake to spend some time with their new friend Jason. It’s the first week of fall, which seems like a good time to kick of Friday the 13th. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!2021 was all leading to this: The Dark Knight Rises. After some encouraging energy from last week’s episode, the boys do their best to close out The Batverse with some pep, but it’s real hard the way Chris decided to make this movie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!The boys are talking Bat Bucks and butlers in this episode in The Batverse, as they try to figure out if Heath can save The Dark Knight from Chris? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!The boys return to The Batverse! After a year break, Josh and Charles get back to talkin' chins and pearls as they revisit Batman Begins. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!Pusher 3 is the Milo Story and the perfect end the The Pusherverse. Josh and Charles miss those pushers already. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!Part 2 of The Pusherverse ditches Frank, brings back Tonny, and adds a baby. Don’t worry: Pusher II still has lots and lots of coke. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!We’re joined by Mike ****** and a full studio audience this week as we kick off The Pusherverse, Nicolas Winding Refn’s cheerful love letter to Copenhagen. The boys do the hard work for you by converting 1996 Kroner to 1996 USD so you can watch Pusher and know exactly how much money Frank owes Milo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!The Furiousverse is not just the first 'verse to interrupt our calendar, but F9 makes it the first 'verse to go to fucking space. Josh and Charles can die happy men. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!The Riddickverse is over and for a movie called Riddick there was a surprising lack of RIddick in this thing. Thank G*d for the Spaniard! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!Charles totally fucked up The Riddickverse this week, so prepare for 20 minutes of intense reverb before he accidentally created some pretty sick harsh noise. The boys finally made it to the Chronices and oh boy do they have a lot to say about baseball. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!Josh is one happy pappy in The Riddickverse this week we're back in the studio to discuss the direct-to-DVD 30 minute animated short film Dark Fury, plus two modern stinkers: Black Widow and The Tomorrow War. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!Bust out your flashlights because things are getting Pitch Black, as Josh and Charles begin The Riddickverse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!Now that The Rushverse is over, Josh and Charles have decided: No More Comedies. Following in the long tradition of The Love Guru, Beta House, and Cars, Rush Hour 3 is a truly wretched hate crime that never should have been made and no one should ever see. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!After watching Rush Hour 2, the boys are still deciding on whether the energy of 2021 is more Grow and Flow or Mushu Equals Pussy, Trashcan Equals Penis. Another week in The Rushverse, oh boy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!Trying to shift things up from Spiral, a story of a loose cannon, renegade cop who doesn’t have time for a partner, the boys move to The Rushverse, a story of a loose cannon, renegade cop who doesn’t have time for a partner. Directed by another sexually abusive and generally awful man and written in an era of dumb-dumb white people ineptly tackling stories of race in America, Rush Hour has a lot to overcome as a bizarre little oddity from pre-9/11 Hollywood. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!Watching Spiral at the drive-in got rained out and Charles forgot to rewatch the entire franchise again, but that didn’t stop the boys from finishing The Sawverse. We’ve got rankings, we’ve got MVDs and MVPs, and we’ve got the final time Josh and Charles get to ask the titular question about all these twisted games. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!Happy Memorial Day everyone! As we begin to wrap up The Sawverse, please take a moment today to remember all the fallen cops, FBI agents, predatory mortgage lenders, health insurance CEOs, prostitutes, real estate agents, journalists, and skinheads that were taken from us too early at the hands of Jigsaw. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!As the saying goes: lightning cannot strike seven times. The Sawverse hits its first serious snag, as the boys watch Saw 3D: The Final Chapter and are completely let down, other than one truly mesmerizing costuming decision. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!Josh and Charles are both vaxxxed and together again and ready for more Sawverse! Not since their strangely prescient outdoor recording of The Furiousverse: Part 2 have the boys recorded in the same space. It’s just nice to be back, especially to share Saw IV. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!More than halfway through The Sawverse, and the boys have finally reached a little lull. Saw V relaxes just a bit, and so do Josh and Charles as they talk Hi Harry, Streets of Sim City, and 2-in-1 shampoo conditioners. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!Saw IV starts with Jigsaw’s penis and ends with Donnie’s head exploding. Josh and Charles are starting to realize that The Sawverse is just getting started. And the boys also realize that if you drew red spirals on Jo Jorgenson’s cheeks she’d look just like the saw doll. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!Without even asking, Saw III has given us Pig Juice. The Sawverse is just getting started, and that’s good because Josh and Charles never want this to end. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!Returning guest and continuing brother Mike Landes hops into The Sawverse to retell the story of how Josh dragged him to see Saw II back in 2005. And don’t worry, he recorded his audio this time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!After The Carsverse, even something as disgusting as The Sawverse feels joyous. MVPs, MVDs, and the Question are all back as Josh and Charles chat Saw. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!Pray for us. Pray that John and the rest of the cowards at Disney do not resurrect The Carsverse in the same way that G*d let his dipshit son out of that tomb. Jesse is back for Cars 3 and it seems only fitting, as the world begins to get vaccinated, that the boys are allowed to move onto kinder things. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!Welcome to a special Passover edition of The Carsverse! With Josh and Jesse both spending time with the family this weekend, scheduling a recording time that worked for everyone was impossible. So rather than let Jesse walk away from this, the boys decided to cram in one more episode of extraneous bullshit before next week’s finale. This week, Josh and Charles watch a bunch of the Cars short films together and have live reactions on mic. If you’d like to watch while you’re listening, just click those links!Short 1: Mater and the GhostlightShort 2: Mater’s Tall Tales // Rescue Squad MaterShort 3: Mater’s Tall Tales // Mater the GreaterShort 4: Mater’s Tall Tales // Tokyo MaterShort 5: Mater’s Tall Tales // Heavy Metal MaterShort 6: Mater’s Tall Tales // Time Travel MaterShort 7: Tales from Radiator Springs // BuggedShort 8: Tales from Radiator Springs // The Radiator Springs 500 ½ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!Why does The Carsverse continue? Why does Jesse keep coming back? Are planes and cars immortal beasts with no heaven or hell or end in sight other than idling decrepit on the tarmac? Is G*d dead? Planes: Fire & Rescue asks a lot of questions but offers nothing to soothe us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!This sucks, no one is having fun, and the big takeaway from Planes is how a big-dicked farmer learns the value of becoming a eunuch so he can win a race or something. But hey, Josh and Charles and Jesse might get matching Jolly Wrenches tattoos, so at least something is coming out of The Carsverse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!Friend of the show and returning guest Jesse Rose-Pulitzer brings the same vroom-vroom energy he brought in The Furiousverse to help the boys out with The Carsverse. Cars 2 decides to go full Mater/full Lasseter and, well, you can probably figure out how that went. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!The boys might have made a mistake with The Carverse. It’s been 15 years since either Josh or Charles watched Cars, and they somehow forgot that is was an intensely violent, hyper-sexual celebration of American conservatism and capitalism. Buckle up Carheads, because this might get bumpy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!Charles is ready for the end of The Cubeverse, making sure to stay hydrated with a big ol’ mason jar full of more than 600ml of Polar fizz. The boys talk Miracle on 34th Street, Jorge Luis Borges, Smashing Pumpkins, and of course, Cube Zero. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON!In addition to having the greatest title of all time, Cube²: Hypercube might just be the perfect sequel. In Part 2 of The Cubeverse, Josh makes a great case why you should love this sequel, the boys make the promise that if they ever get trapped in a tesseract they will still release episodes, plus there’s some pretty good haircut chat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.