*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Gary returns to Below Deck Sailing Yacht with a fresh man bun and an instant annoyance with Chase's leadership seminars. This week's bonus is an Airport Snaps episode from Toronto. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

'Lito and Hubbhouse fight over Danielle on the latest Summer House (S7E11). Is there hope for the three-legged stool of friendship? Or will Danielle be joining Paige's group? Plus, olives!This is a Crappens on Demand episode. Watch here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/82049188/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Top Chef (S20 E7), the contestants must use emoji inspiration to impress chef Gaggan Anand. Afterwards, they cook with a message in a hand-held elimination challenge.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The journey in Thaliand comes to an end on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip (S3 E7), but not before Alexia expresses "concern" about Whitney's behavior on the trip. Plus, the bottle mystery reaches a satisfying conclusion.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We bring Scandoval to Philadelphia as we recap the latest Vanderpump Rules (S10 E11) episode. Raquel gets caught up in a minor Oliver twist, and Katie debuts her new curly-haired man. Plus, the first major signs of nefarious infidelity emerge amongst separate mistress accusations. This show is a beautiful mess.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Live from Toronto, we're recapping the latest Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13 E11) adventures in Ireland. And it wouldn't be a Jersey ep without Tre and Melissa scrapping about fambily — this time Antonia.Thanks to everyone who showed up tonight in Canada :)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E02) is still stuck on the dock with a broken motor. Will Colin save the day? And how long will it take for Karen to Karen? This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Summer House (S10#07) celebrates Lindsay and Carl's housewarming but danger: Danielle and Lindsay are determined to have it out about who calls each other the least. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Top Chef (S20E06) takes us on a picnic and Sara gets the blanket all crusty. Don't rush off, cuz we're forced to watch a Last Chance Kitchen to get the ending. In the end, it was all delicious. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Whitney throws a Tantric themed party on this week's Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip (S03E06) and Alexia turns into a Puritan. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Scheana and Brock tie the knot on this week's Vanderpump Rules (S10E10) and Katie rage comes a flyin' after news of the Scwartz and Raquel kiss hits the streets. Also, we talk a bit about Sandoval's interview with Howie Mandell. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Ireland (S13E10) for Tre's bachelorette party, but it's not long for the L word to be brought up. Will Danielle spill the tea she's just been poured? This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Below Deck Sailing (S04E01) is back with a yacht that's clearly not up to the task. Thankfully there's a fresh man bun to keep Gary on his toes. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tensions are escalating on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip 3 (S3E5) as Gizelle goes bonkers looking for her tequila bottle. Plus, Leah falls over.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Top Chef (S20E5), the contestants must cook with honey and mead for a sweet Quickfire. Afterwards, they trundle up to Kent for an overnight meal that they'll be serving family style.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After Tom Schwartz made a crazy appearance on Watch What Happens Live!, we knew we had to recap it. We were so blown away that our wrist weights almost fell off. Plus, the Avery Singer of it all was a delight.This was originally going to be a bonus ep for Patreon, but since it went 90 minutes; we've decided to release it as a proper full episode on the main feed (Bonus Patreon tier supporters will get access to a Crappens on Demand this week instead).See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Scheana's wedding weekend in Mexico continues on Vanderpump Rules (S10E9), and Katie manages to be the most talked about guest without actually being a guest. Plus, Schwarz and Raquel finally kiss. So much depravity.Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/81120091See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13 E9) gather to have their fortunes read, and Danielle tries to end speculation about her fight with her brother.Watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/81097497See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kyle turns forty on Summer House, which takes his mohawk game to an even sadder level. Lindsielle deteriorates further, Robert looks like he's hatching an escape plan, and a himbo with a pearl necklace threatens to breathe some life into this season. This week's bonus episode is an Airport Snaps from Seattle. Come judge randos with us! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The ladies of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Thailand have a Mardi Gras party, and Whitney and Heather keep fighting about the Outer Darkness. This week's bonus episode is an Airport Snaps from Seattle. Come judge randos with us! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Top Chef takes on the every risky biscuits before heading to a stadium for some good ole fashion team sports. Congrats! Here's your troph...wait. Gail you're not supposed to be eating the trophies. This week's bonus episode is an Airport Snaps from Seattle. Come judge randos with us! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're live at San Francisco's Palace of Fine Arts for this week's Vanderpump Rules episode. James slowly unravels when Raquel is unimpressed with his swim up room in Mexico, Scheana tries to make a seating arrangement for her Mexican wedding, and Katie gets down and dirty with Kristina. For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're live at the Neptune Theater in Seattle for this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey recap. There's a party at the Fuda's shore house, and Luis creeps us out even further with a story about his latest night time attire. Will Tre's eyes blink right out of her head? For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* It's Real Housewives of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Thailand episode 3! In this ep, Leah gets called out for her Leah-ness and the Real Housewives Boat Curse strikes again. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Buckle up for elephants and drag names on the second episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip (S3E2).Watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2013-80725228See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Summer House (S7E07), we see fractures in Danielle's relationship with Robert, and Lindsay wants to throw down on girls night. Plus, Chris continues to be a total dud.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Miami reunion (S5E19) comes to a rousing conclusion with one of the great trolling moments in Bravo reunion history.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Heather Gay and Meredith Marks join us for our very first live show in Salt Lake City before we dive into our recap of the Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip season 3 premiere! We're covering everything from Heather trying to knock Leah off the wagon to Marysol's stomach ache.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Scheana and Katie argue about THE LAST HOTEL ROOM IN MEXICO on this week's Vanderpump Rules (S10E7). Plus, Raquel stands up to Lala again, and James and Ally get a tarot card reading. Thanks to our audience in Denver who came out to this live recording!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E7), the Gorgas invite everyone down to their Shore house for an incredibly authentic luau featuring fresh-rolled cigars, focaccia lobsters, and of course a pepperoni pizza decorated like the American flag. You can practically smell the Maui breeze coming through the TV!Hey! This is Crappens on Demand. Watch here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/80367155/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We celebrate a decade of Below Deck and say goodbye to our fearless, sexy leader. Godspeed, Captain Lee! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Carl and Lindsay show a couple of relationship cracks this week on Summer House when Lindsay wants to keep the party going and Carl wants to ... do anything else. Also, someone told Gabby her boobs looked fake and we're never going to hear the end of it. This week's bonus is a Below Deck catch up and a talk about cooking shows. For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Real Housewives of Miami spends its second reunion allowing Larsa to make more an more of an ass of herself. It's gold. Pure gold, Jerry! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Top Chef sells its soul to Ritz crackers before moving onto a humble rice challenge. Crackers and Rice. Did you MEAN to title your autobiography, Gail? This week's bonus is a Below Deck catch up and a talk about cooking shows. For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Vanderpump Rules centers around the lowest vibration girls trip of all time. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dolores hosts another charity softball game on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E6) while Jennifer and Teresa explore the wide world of therapy.Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2002-80065035See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this week's Summer House (S7E5), Carl reacts to Danielle's accusations of being too passive against Kyle. Plus Mya has a negative reaction to Gabby's privilege.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's our 2000th episode, and we're celebrating with a live recording of The Real Housewives of Miami (S5E17) in Atlanta! We're talking reunion part 1, which features Lisa talking about her divorce, Alexia defending her star power, and Larsa interrupting all of the above.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Top Chef is back, and this time it's more British-y than ever before! That's because it's season premiere of season 20, specifically TOP CHEF WORLD ALL-STARS. So great having Padma et. al. back, and of course, we can't have a Top Chef premiere without our traditional disclaimer: we love Gail Simmons. She is our favorite. We just like to pretend that Padma HATES Gail. We love Padma too! It's all fiction. Now go enjoy our episode!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're live at the Booth Theater in Charlotte with a Vanderpump Rules (S10E05) recap. Katie plans a girls trip, which of course turns into misery for everyone involved besides Raquel, who makes out with Garcelle's son. This week's bonus is about the Vanderpump Rules scandal and it's free for all, so check your feeds. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jennifer Fessler hosts a BBQ on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E5) which devolves into a screaming matching between Marge and Jennifer. Later, Danielle hosts a Barbie party in Staten Island.Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/79716107/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ben must control his loins on this week's Below Deck (S10E15) as he works with his social media crush, Leigh Ann.Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/79713512See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Danielle seems like she might get her head out of Lindsay's bum on this week's Summer House, but old habits are hard to break on slumber party night. I hope you guys can sleep through the sounds of Amanda's sobs. This week's premium bonus is free! It's all about the Vanderpump Rules scandal. For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Real Housewives of Potomac ends its three part reunion with Mia lying her ass off about literally everything, Chris yelling at Gizelle, and ChaCha bringing...absolutely nothing to the table. Hey, we had fun! This week's bonus is about the Vanderpump Rules scandal and it's free for all, so check your feeds. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Major scandal went down in the Bravoverse last west weekend and we're here to mourn and scream together. This is a Patreon Bonus that is free to everyone this week. If you want more bonus episodes like this, join our Patreon at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back to the 2023 Golden Crappies! Here's part two of the big show. If you missed part 1, you can find it here: https://art19.com/shows/watch-what-crappens-wondery/episodes/7475da52-adfa-4037-99ef-cacff05f6a02Guests include Mercedes Javid, Kate Flannery, Keltie Knight, Kate Chastain, Ariana Madix, Krystina Arielle, Kiki Monique, Aesha Scott, Lisa Barlow, Jake Anthony, Margaret Josephs, Ryan Bailey, Courtney Frain, Diallo Riddle, Rose Abdoo, and of course our house band Katie Cazorla and Walter Afanasieff.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The 2023 Golden Crappies were held on February 24th, 2023 at The Wiltern in Los Angeles amidst a shocking Southern California blizzard. We would have it no other way. Come listen to the big show where we dole out awards for the best and worst on Bravo over the past year.Guests include Mercedes Javid, Kate Flannery, Keltie Knight, Kate Chastain, Ariana Madix, Krystina Arielle, Kiki Monique, Aesha Scott, Lisa Barlow, Jake Anthony, Margaret Josephs, Ryan Bailey, Courtney Frain, Diallo Riddle, Rose Abdoo, and of course our house band Katie Cazorla and Walter Afanasieff.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Adriana tries to apologize at the Melting Pot Party on the Real Housewives of Miami season finale (S05E16), but will it be enough? And whose legs is Julia eating? For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.