This week Cody addresses his minions, Dave interviews for a new job, Jes wants more chaotic efficiency, and Jon asks for them to keep it down. Also, I've got a fun new idea for a fence! Show Notes:  00:00 - Editor's Note  00:38 - The Beginning  02:15 - Cody's Words of Wisdom  09:43 - Dave's Segment: What Have You Been Up To?  25:53 - Jes' Segment: Meanwhile  35:40 - Jon's Segment: Guest Game ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts Go bug Jon on "Twitter" @JHansenHimself while he's still not there If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

Three alien researchers explore humanity but they all think they are the only one doing so. Suggested by our friend Steven. We will be back with regular episodes next week!

In this episode Brian reads a will, Candice gets an answer, Joe gets a box, and Tony... The Plot... Thickens!

This week Jon explains DaVinci, Cody has his dreams translated, and Dave quits his T.A. job. Also, sorry! I passed out for a second! Show Notes:  00:00 - The Beginning  02:09 - The Jonologue: Commemorative Mugs  10:06 - Cody's Segment: Gibberish Translator  21:00 - Dave's Segment: Calling In Sick  29:17 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts Go bug Jon on "Twitter" @JHansenHimself while he's still not there If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

Spooky season continues with this re-release of our 2020 edition of the Halloween anthology special episodes. We'll be back next week with a normal episode. We hope you enjoy! Phil & Phill return to helm this Halloween Spooktacular Extravaganza! They take some of the spookiest calls in Phil & Phill history. Happy Halloween from all of us here at Wasting ALL the Time - Season Two!

It's spooky season and we are taking a little break from normal episodes in order to listen back to a couple of our very special Halloween anthology episodes. This week we will hear The House of Madness from 2019. We hope you enjoy these stories with improvised dialog, sound design, and special guests! Prepare yourself for three stories of the human mind pushed to its breaking point... and beyond! Happy Halloween from all of us here at Wasting ALL the Time - Season Two!

In this episode, Papa Tony returns sooner than expected, Brian returns an HDMI cable, Candice returns to her question, and Joe returns... uhh.... what does he return.....? The Plot... Thickens!

This week Jes is reading up on drugs, Jon wants to know more about pickle ball, Cody suggests cutting the land down the middle, and Dave is getting married. Also, who said minerals?! Show Notes:  00:00 - The Beginning  01:58 - Style It!: Commitment  12:57 - Jon's Segment: Directorial Styles  24:34 - Cody's Segment: Mastermind and Henchmen  37:44 - Dave's Segment: Fruitwards (mediate fool)  45:50 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts Go bug Jon on "Twitter" @JHansenHimself while he's still not there If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

In this episode, Brian asks about trains, Joe reads a scroll, and Candice asks a big question. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Dave doesn't know how to vacation, Jes wants to not read with a book, and Cody finds out what it feels like to be the rest of us. Also, we don't need you, we're a digital company. Show Notes:  00:00 - The Beginning  01:45 - Science Time with Dave: Baja BC  12:46 - Jes' Segment: 185  28:49 - Cody's Segment: Where's Jon?  36:29 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts Go bug Jon on "Twitter" @JHansenHimself while he's still not there If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

In this episode, Joe is doing some paperwork, Brian brings the special menu item, and Tony gets caught up with the Mayor. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Cody wants a new vote, Dave gives his thanks, and Jon asks the hard-hitting questions. Jes is still on special assignment. Also, I can't convert between different units! Show Notes:  00:00 - The Beginning  01:16 - Cody's Words of Wisdom  09:26 - Dave's Segment: Thanksgiving Grace  21:16 - Jon's Segment: Chat Show  33:16 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts Go bug Jon on "Twitter" @JHansenHimself while he's still not there If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

In this episode, Tony has no room for dead bodies, Brian added items to the menu, Joe offers up some treats, and Candice is off on a mission. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Jon considers joining the Mafia, Cody wants to keep the friendship going strong, and Dave has to go on a quest. Also, it's this or summer school! Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 01:15 - A Hearty Thank You to Jenny! 03:46 - The Jonologue: Hairspray 09:59 - Cody's Segment: Good Acting/Bad Acting 21:25 - Dave's Segment: Master Servant Disaster 29:37 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts Go bug Jon on "Twitter" @JHansenHimself while he's still not there If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

In this episode Candice is given a mission, Tony gives a deadline, Joe is given an injury, and Brian is also given a mission. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Jes defends her charity, Cody considers funding another business prospect, and Dave was believably an entirely different person. Also, Maldives! Show Notes:  00:00 - The Beginning  01:07 - Style It!: References & Tracing  09:43 - Cody's Segment: Press Conference  24:23 - Dave's Segment: Rhymes  37:04 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts Go bug Jon on Twitter @JHansenHimself while he's still not there If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

In this episode Brian tries to form an alliance, Joe has a new boss, Candice is settling in, and Tony continues to build his empire. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Dave is not reading The Lord of the Rings and thinking "this is based on something," Jes is self-conscious of her head-scratches, and Cody personally offends a New Choice judge. Jon is at a jousting tournament. Also, you're both welcome for different reasons! Show Notes:  00:00 - The Beginning  01:39 - Science Time with Dave: Neurons  11:21 - Jes' Segment: New Choice  21:22 - Cody's Segment: Where's Jon?  29:46 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts Go bug Jon on Twitter @JHansenHimself while he's still not there If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

This week Joe asks about what can't be said, Brian receives an offer, Candice is making moves, and Tony is getting serious. The Plot... Thickens!

Cody helps a friend move apartments, Dave had nothing to say, Jes offers up some prizes (and a curse), and Jon is a journalist, if nothing else. Also, THROW the ball! Show Notes:  00:00 - The Beginning  01:18 - Cody's Words of Wisdom  08:26 - Dave's Segment: What Have You Been Up To?  20:00 - Jes' Segment: The Scene Foretold - The Knight of Cups  29:12 - Jon's Segment: Horoscope  36:04 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts Go bug Jon on Twitter @JHansenHimself while he's still not there If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

This week Tony has suffered a loss, Joe hosted an event, Brian has an alibi, and Candice fell asleep. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Jon is going to SO be king, Cody has nothing to start the party off with, Dave was on the news, and Jes critiques the important decisions. Also, “I saw nothing, Father, but my phone saw everything.” Show Notes:  00:00 – The Beginning  01:00 – The Jonologue: Graduations  16:21 – Cody’s Segment: …Like My Coffee  24:08 – Dave’s Segment: One Choice Scenes  31:48 – Jes’ Segment: Meanwhile…  40:42 – The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts Go bug Jon on Twitter @JHansenHimself while he's still not there If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

Join us as we begin a new story following the goings on of four owners of coffee shops; Joe of Joe's Quality Coffee, Brian of The Coffee Cart@The Concourse@The Fountains, Candice from Brew-Tea-Ful, and Tony from "Coffee Shop." The Plot... Thickens!

This week Jes delivers some colorful language, Jon's gotta do what he's gotta do, Cody has a meet cute over a lawnmower, and Dave has been finding success in real estate. Also, for Mr. Henderson! Show Notes:  00:00 - The Beginning  01:57 - Style It!: Interior Design  11:57 - Jon's Segment: Directorial Styles  24:51 - Cody's Segment: Movie Critics  35:56 - Dave's Segment: A Toast to Bertha!  44:42 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts Go bug Jon on Twitter @JHansenHimself while he's still not there If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

This week Whitney is small, Norm lays down the law, Chad gets in trouble, and Travis has a sore butt. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Dave needs instructions (or does he?), Jes is having a wonderful time at geocaching camp, Jon is not a bear, and Cody has already made a lot of new friends. Also, TikTok! Of course! Show Notes:  00:00 - The Beginning  01:44 - Science Time with Dave: Jupiter  08:58 - Jes' Segment: Letters From Camp  19:57 - Jon's Segment: Walk-Out  29:59 - Cody's Segment: Countdown  38:38 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts Go bug Jon on Twitter @JHansenHimself while he's still not there If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

This week Chad gets some notes on running his class, Travis hasn't met with his class yet, Whitney's class is under suspicion, and Norm is just trying to keep the ship afloat. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Cody talks about Nihilism, Dave's kidney is hovering in time, Jes is a go-getter, and Jon tries to noodle out of it. Also, I know how to type! Show Notes:  00:00 - The Beginning  01:29 - Cody's Words of Wisdom  11:41 - Dave's Segment: Temp Agency  28:43 - Jes' Segment: What Have You Been Up To?: Streaming too long, weight loss, commercial reel, working, looking forward to living life, KOTOR, feeling old, working, podcast enjoying (DePodcast with Brett DeMott), travel, possible real estate deals, working, art, haircut, etc.  42:24 - Jon's Segment: This is Serious  50:07 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts Go bug Jon on Twitter @JHansenHimself while he's still not there If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

This week Chad has a class recommendation, Norm wants a charter, and Travis explains a failed product. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Jon has been innovating again, Cody is ready to finally hear the good news, and Dave had the worst advice about cats. Also, it's a "Mark day." Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 01:15 - The Jonologue: Bubble Wrap 08:38 - Cody's Segment: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (Advice) 19:26 - Dave's Segment: Fruitwards 27:11 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts Go bug Jon on Twitter @JHansenHimself while he's still not there If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

This week Travis is in debt, Chad is swearing a lot, and Norm gives sage advice. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Dave gatekeeps planet names, Jon can't see what's going on most of the time, and Cody wants to know where Jes is. Also, this is a big win for the governor! Show Notes:  00:00 - Cold Open  00:27 - The Beginning  02:12 - Science Time with Dave: Pluto  10:16 - Jon's Segment: Pundit Show  16:46 - Cody's Segment: Where is Jes?  24:38 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts Go bug Jon on Twitter @JHansenHimself while he's still not there If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

Whitney is back, Chad asks a question, and Travis starts hiring. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Cody tries to explain that it's not like in the movies, Dave gets some of his own medicine, and Jes enforces portal rules. Also, get on your ankles and say that! Show Notes: 00:00 - Cold Open 00:13 - The Beginning 02:34 - Cody's Words of Wisdom 09:54 - Dave's Segment: Word Pivot 20:11 - Jes' Segment: The Scene Foretold 28:24 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts Go bug Jon on Twitter @JHansenHimself while he's still not there If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

Norm is back, Chad has medical knowledge, and Travis makes a decision. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Chef Jon is confronted with bad reviews, Dave is a friend to the whales, and Cody is percolating up some law stuff. Also, it's like Sophie's Choice! Show Notes:  00:00 - The Beginning  01:00 - The Jonologue: Hard Boiled Eggs  07:54 - Cody's Segment: Last Letter Game  15:05 - Dave's Segment: Random First Line  24:37 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts Go bug Jon on Twitter @JHansenHimself while he's still not there If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

Whitney makes a recommendation, Chad makes a recommendation, and Travis complains a lot. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Jes follows up on a house painting, Cody loves martinis, and Dave tries to remember where Jon is. Also, more like the Geneva Suggestions! Show Notes:  00:00 - Cold Open  00:33 - The Beginning  01:40 - Style It!: Get the art supplies  08:32 - Cody's Segment: Where's Jon?  13:43 - Dave's Segment: Line?!  22:40 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts Go bug Jon on Twitter @JHansenHimself while he's still not there If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

Chad is excited to get into numbers, Whitney makes a clarification, Norm quotes Carroll, and Travis reflects on his teaching. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Dave walks away from the table, Jes talks mean to a Girl Scout, Jon is trying to sell his hams, and Cody tries to balance the inside with the outside. Also, I didn't say it but I don't not agree. Show Notes: 00:00 - Cold Open 00:03 - The Beginning 01:17 - Science Time With Dave: Exotic Terranes 04:38 - Jes' Segment: Meanwhile 10:53 - Jon's Segment: Evil Stick of Gum 17:27 - Cody's Segment: Character Swap 26:08 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts Go bug Jon on Twitter @JHansenHimself while he's still not there If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

Chad writes a poem, Whitney is very excited, Norm offers some feedback, and Travis gets his 13th job. The Plot... Thickens!

This week Cody joins his family for lunch, Dave tries to fix some code, and Jes hosts an indoor tailgate party. Also, custom made bratwurst! Show Notes: 00:00 - Cold Open 00:07 - The Beginning 01:12 - Cody's Words of Wisdom 10:08 - Dave's Segment: One-Up 17:25 - Jes' Segment: AI Nightmare (Actor's Nightmare with scripts by ChatGPT) 26:46 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts Go bug Jon on Twitter @JHansenHimself while he's still not there If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

Join the cohorts for a new season of The Plot Thickens! This time around, meet aspiring writers Norman Apricot (Jon), Whitney Mitchell (Jes), Chad Reynolds (Cody), and Travis Cutty (Dave) who just want to hone their craft and get published. 

Welcome to Wasting ALL the Time - Level 3! This week Jon breaks down nail clippers, Cody introduces us to 185 sailors, Dave wants to rinse succulous peptinuria, and Jes sends us on a quest. Also, who's got the boss music?! Show Notes: 00:00 - Cold Open 00:32 - The Beginning 02:42 - The Jonologue: Nail Clippers 11:41 - Cody's Segment: 185 [blanks] Walk Into a Bar... 18:16 - Dave's Segment: Slots dot Fruitwards dot com 27:44 - Jes' Segment: The Scene Foretold 37:45 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts Go bug Jon on Twitter @JHansenHimself while he's still not there If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

We are in between seasons for a couple of weeks this month! We are planning to kick off our eleventh year of improv comedy podcasting on Thursday, January 26, 2023. In the meantime, take a listen to the first episode of the new Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts project: Dear Diurnal. If you like what you hear, go to davesestate.com to listen to more, or subscribe on your favorite podcast app. Happy New Year!

This week the cohorts wrap up their top ten countdown of the best scenes of 2022, as submitted by our listeners. In this episode we hit the top five and talk a little about the upcoming tenth anniversary of time wasting.  Show Notes: 0:00:00 - Cold Open 0:01:15 - The Beginning 0:04:06 - Scene #5: 3 Cats vs. Math (from Butt Stuff) 0:11:09 - Scene #4: Calling in Sick 0:24:31 - Scene #3: Press Conference 0:38:11 - Scene #2: 911, What's Your Emergency? 0:51:20 - Where Did ALL the Time Go? Ten Years! 0:54:49 - Scene #1: What's Weird in the World? 1:05:04 - In Summary... In Conclusion... The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts Go bug Jon on Twitter @JHansenHimself while he's still not there

This week the cohorts are counting down the top ten scenes of the year, as submitted by our listeners! In this episode we revisit scenes ten through six. This wraps up TEN YEARS of time wasting and we appreciate everyone who has listened, is listening, and will listen in the future. Thank you! Show Notes: 00:00 - The Beginning 02:13 - Scene #10: Twittershins Rapidballs 10:33 - Scene #9: Flittrn Growler 19:26 - Scene #8: 60 Second Alphabet 26:19 - Scene #7: Infectious Ligament 35:39 - Scene #6: Sex With Me Is Like... 43:50 - Thoughts & Reflections 48:36 - The Ending ~~~~ Come hang out on our Discord server! Check out Jes on her Twitch channel Jenga136 for chill art vibes Check out Cody on his Twitch channel PracticalRook for gamer Cody vibes Check out Dave's other audio projects Catch Me Up and Dave's Estate Reserve Podcasts Go bug Jon on Twitter @JHansenHimself while he's still not there If you're REALLY bored, go to Patreon and support our timewasting efforts!

In this episode, the pals host the big release party!