If you could feel the shape of their heads, you'd immediately be able to tell how awesome the Guise really are. At least Phrenologically speaking of course. But first, they show their eternal love for Fartbarf, go deep on Stand-up Comedy, and realize that Ben Franklin was probably a bit of a dick. Then, they break some barriers in some brand new marathon training techniques and day race day strategies..    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100088728415314&mibextid=LQQJ4d Instagram: https://instagram.com/undertheguiseofscience Twitter: https://twitter.com/scienceguise Email: [email protected] YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@UnderTheGuiseOfScience TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@undertheguiseofscience Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/UndertheGuiseOfScience   Stand up comedy: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stand-up_comedy Phrenology: https://youtu.be/pR9x3KVmE48 Say Say Say: https://youtu.be/n0nEiTAAeuc Elvis: https://youtu.be/5Jd9AmepgdM

It's time to throw down the gauntlet again!!!! It's the second installment of A The Moon Contest and this time, it's about bears!!! A true test of whits to see who can Google facts better.  "Which one of us....wheeelllll be the beysssst-aaahhhhh!"   Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100088728415314&mibextid=LQQJ4d Instagram: https://instagram.com/undertheguiseofscience Twitter: https://twitter.com/scienceguise Email: [email protected] YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@UnderTheGuiseOfScience TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@undertheguiseofscience Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/UndertheGuiseOfScience   Bears near guy: https://youtu.be/Gpuy_JyzR0E Grizzly man Emu war: https://www.cracked.com/blog/the-australian-army-once-went-to-war-with-emus-and-lost Bear eats monkey: https://youtu.be/TFgI-lA87HI Lies about bear encounters: https://www.bearmageddonnews.com/2016/09/22/10-lies-about-bear-encounters-you-still-believe/ Undercutters: https://youtu.be/PdfztAY3qoU Big Dipper/ Polaris line: https://earthsky.org/tonight/use-big-dipper-to-find-polaris-the-north-star/

This week, the Guise answer some more "Fan" Mail, pitch another movie idea, and finally being able to quit their jobs, perhaps? Then, finally getting into the topic of Artificial Intelligence and its effect on art, writing, podcasting, film, health and immortality?!?!?!?! Can every one of these sentences end in a question mark? Yes. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100088728415314&mibextid=LQQJ4d Instagram: https://instagram.com/undertheguiseofscience Twitter: https://twitter.com/scienceguise Email: [email protected] YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@UnderTheGuiseOfScience TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@undertheguiseofscience Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/UndertheGuiseOfScience   Wallace line: https://youtu.be/QTK_bC00ilg AFSCME: https://youtu.be/_3mw49mk_x0 Robot video: https://youtu.be/LLSqc-p4UhI The Good Place: https://m.imdb.com/title/tt4955642/

This week, the guise are Morbin' 'bout Plate Tectonics, or at least attempt to anyways. As often occurs they get tripped up, and spend a large portion of the episode getting caught up, on someone having a silly name.  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100088728415314&mibextid=LQQJ4d Instagram: https://instagram.com/undertheguiseofscience Twitter: https://twitter.com/scienceguise Email: [email protected] YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@UnderTheGuiseOfScience TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@undertheguiseofscience Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/UndertheGuiseOfScience   Innermost core: https://www.sciencenews.org/article/earth-inner-core-complex-seismology Tambora eruption: https://youtu.be/7iO5gUGa-Yc Sir Stamford raffles moved troops: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/1816-the-year-without-summer-excerpt/ Pacific NW quake: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/07/20/the-really-big-one Will Ferrell sketch: https://youtu.be/ANE8j5ay_UU  

The Guise try recordin' in the mornin' and NO ONE'S DRUNK. They get some feedback from a few fans and answer some follow-up questions from previous episodes. And then they get REALLY SERIOUS and go heavy into the possibilities of time travel, and the paradoxes inherent in doing so. Twists and turns, abound!!!! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100088728415314&mibextid=LQQJ4d Instagram: https://instagram.com/undertheguiseofscience Twitter: https://twitter.com/scienceguise Email: [email protected] YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@UnderTheGuiseOfScience TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@undertheguiseofscience   Family guy: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=__vqb7mei9Q Time travel video: https://youtu.be/JXZpac6TREw Dennis best of: https://youtu.be/jGthXSk5Y-I Sabine speed of light: https://youtu.be/9-jIplX6Wjw Elephant: https://twitter.com/Nerdy_Addict/status/1634909776416227329?s=20

Mass extinctions get a bad rap, but the guise are here to come to their defense, because life on this planet used to be terrifying. Also the guys talk about x-men, being late, musicians in public, and of course Ice Cube. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100088728415314&mibextid=LQQJ4d Instagram: https://instagram.com/undertheguiseofscience Twitter: https://twitter.com/scienceguise Email: [email protected] YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@UnderTheGuiseOfScience TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@undertheguiseofscience   Buzz in the crowd: https://youtu.be/Mtc4agrW9cE Animal article: https://roaring.earth/slideshow13-deadliest-predators-throughout-earths-history/ Leopard stalking guy: https://youtu.be/bZgklu52Rus Anaconda guy: https://youtu.be/rN8Gw_Lqjvs Shrimp punch: https://youtu.be/8enojiJCD00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNhlNSLQAFE ***WATCH THAT VIDEO, THEN LISTEN IN*** The Guise are FASCINATED with Richard Feynman, Nobel Prize winning theoretical physicist known for his Theory of Quantum Mechanics, his particle physics work, and how he screwed with the FBI until they left him alone!!! Plus, smoking in airports, Charlie gets uncomfortable with politics talk AND screwed his microphone input up again but SWEARS this is the last time. We hope.   Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100088728415314&mibextid=LQQJ4d Instagram: https://instagram.com/undertheguiseofscience Twitter: https://twitter.com/scienceguise Email: [email protected] YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@UnderTheGuiseOfScience TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@undertheguiseofscience   Feynman video: https://youtu.be/GNhlNSLQAFE Everyone loves Raymond: https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0115167/ Patton Oswald clip: https://youtu.be/snfOVpFV0d4 Experiment: https://news.scienceclub1.com/2023/04/for-first-time-scientists-observe.html?m=1 Run the jewels: https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/run-the-jewels/pl.u-leylK5RIj8Ealm

The sun is down, so is the gauntlet!!!!! It's A The Moon Contest!!!!! In our first installment of this series, The Guise go head-2-head to see who was able to Google more things about, appropriately enough, THE MOON!!!! The moon is full and so are they...of shit, that is!!!! Which one of us will be the bessssst-uh?   Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100088728415314&mibextid=LQQJ4d Instagram: https://instagram.com/undertheguiseofscience Twitter: https://twitter.com/scienceguise Email: [email protected] YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@UnderTheGuiseOfScience TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@undertheguiseofscience   Elephant hates woman: https://www.newsweek.com/elephant-kills-woman-returns-funeral-tramples-corpse-india-1715075?amp=1 Dan Flashes: https://fb.watch/jBbuKzCLMG/?mibextid=YCRy0i

On a very special UtGoS, the Guise pay tribute to arguably the greatest mind in Physics who was also apparently born in Italy? Lots of great facts, both real and fake, about the man who is to physics, what George Forman is to naming his children George.   Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100088728415314&mibextid=LQQJ4d Instagram: https://instagram.com/undertheguiseofscience Twitter: https://twitter.com/scienceguise Email: [email protected] YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@UnderTheGuiseOfScience TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@undertheguiseofscience   We all move at the speed of light: https://youtu.be/au0QJYISe4c The geometry of causality: https://youtu.be/1YFrISfN7jo Causality and light cones: https://youtu.be/OZv3ycr6Jxg Einstein brain: https://allthatsinteresting.com/albert-einstein-brain

In what can only be described as their most controversial episode thus far, the Guise find themselves in the thick of the resurgence of the Flat Earth theory? Conspiracy Theory? You tell us! Or they'll tell you!! Plus, more movie pitches, sarcastic children, Ice Cube and of course FARTBARF!!!   Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100088728415314&mibextid=LQQJ4d Instagram: https://instagram.com/undertheguiseofscience?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Twitter: https://twitter.com/scienceguise Email: [email protected]   Sepak Takraw: https://youtu.be/2MyTJopbo4Y Segura on Segal: https://youtu.be/isNRZJ6icwc Icestock: https://antarcticsun.usap.gov/features/4202/ Carl Sagan: https://youtube.com/shorts/T0f6u39jlRA?feature=share Whoops: https://youtu.be/EBtx1MDi5tY Superman: https://www.cracked.com/article_20069_5-classic-superman-comics-that-prove-he-used-to-be-dick.html Adams ruins everything: https://youtu.be/Q8NydsXl32s The procession of the zodiac: https://astronomy.com/news/2022/12/why-your-zodiac-sign-is-probably-wrong Sphinx age: https://www.history.com/.amp/news/how-old-is-the-great-sphinx Genetic bottleneck: https://www.science.org/content/article/how-we-lost-our-diversity Toba volcano: https://www.britannica.com/place/Mount-Toba Are you a lizard?: https://youtu.be/xz_gy7-bOoo

Corrections!!! See? They're actually quite fallible, and can do some spot on impressions.  People are the worst part of working, and a surprising amount of horse talk. Standard Model of Particle Physics, Super Symmetry, String Theory, M Theory, Gluons, Quarks! So many new words!!!!! So many dumb jokes!!!! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100088728415314&mibextid=LQQJ4d Instagram: https://instagram.com/undertheguiseofscience?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Twitter: https://twitter.com/scienceguise Email: [email protected]   Hedonism bot: https://youtu.be/AFYMzQ3Vfq0 Standard model: https://www.energy.gov/science/doe-explainsthe-standard-model-particle-physics Farley coffee: https://youtu.be/VdQKVDUBu2g Neutron star collision: https://www.sciencenews.org/article/gravity-doesnt-leak-large-hidden-dimensions Alvin Holmes on beer: https://youtu.be/MZoTJzh13n8 Carlin (4:35): https://youtu.be/YHFLTb9Fp18

Man, the brain can be an asshole!!! This week, the Guise ruminate on messin' with Edison, dealing with jerks on line and marketing snacks targeting bears. All possible thanks to our abilities to run countless simulations in our minds of possible outcomes WHHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100088728415314&mibextid=LQQJ4d Instagram: https://instagram.com/undertheguiseofscience?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Twitter: https://twitter.com/scienceguise Email: [email protected]   Geraldine McEwan: https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0568603/ Dunning-Kruger Effect: https://youtu.be/pOLmD_WVY-E AST: https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2016/06/how-consciousness-evolved/485558/ Alexander Graham-Bell: https://www.britannica.com/biography/Alexander-Graham-Bell Lewis Howard Latimer: https://www.biography.com/inventors/lewis-howard-latimer Alan Moore: https://www.cbr.com/great-alan-moore-comics-dc-marvel/#future-shocks-proved-early-on-that-he-was-a-master-of-the-craft Mousetopia: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/how-mouse-utopias-1960s-led-grim-predictions-humans-180954423/ John Lithgow commercial: https://youtu.be/Rp7wjea_H6g

This episode, the Guise talk some more hardcore bands and thinking bigger things than just this podcast with energy drinks and movie pitches. Finally, they talk about stuff that got shot into space from telescopes and satellites to chimps. Lots of chimps. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100088728415314&mibextid=LQQJ4d Instagram: https://instagram.com/undertheguiseofscience?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Twitter: https://twitter.com/scienceguise Email: [email protected] Jack White builds guitar: https://youtu.be/r_F7aiOvdwE James Webb galaxies: https://www.sciencenews.org/article/webb-telescope-green-pea-galaxies-universe Voyager: https://voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/mission/ Juno: https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/juno/main/index.html Perseverance: https://mars.nasa.gov/mars2020/

Someone's a wee bit drunk! The Guise discuss their admiration for FartBarf and talk some music. Apparently, they can't believe how old they are. Then they get into the nitty gritty of Quantum Physics. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100088728415314&mibextid=LQQJ4d Instagram: https://instagram.com/undertheguiseofscience?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Twitter: https://twitter.com/scienceguise Email: [email protected] Double slit: https://youtu.be/Q1YqgPAtzho Schrödingers cat: https://www.thestar.com/news/insight/2012/08/24/schrodingers_cat_and_the_doubleslit_paradox_both_reflect_the_mysteries_of_quantum_mechanics.html White trash Rob: https://instagram.com/rob_from_nod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Slayer “Beat It”: https://youtu.be/i5kguuJmM5c Galaxy orbit speed chart: http://ircamera.as.arizona.edu/NatSci102/NatSci/lectures/darkmatter.htm Calico cut pants: https://getcalicocutpants.com Futurama theorem: https://theinfosphere.org/Futurama_theorem Has this ever happened to you?: https://youtu.be/68PLhiGXc7c

This time, someone else is drunk! The Guise talk some more music they like, pitch some movie ideas, and discuss the potential for life elsewhere in the known universe. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100088728415314&mibextid=LQQJ4d Instagram: https://instagram.com/undertheguiseofscience?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Twitter: https://twitter.com/scienceguise Email: [email protected] The bones are their money: https://vimeo.com/359233381 Fermi paradox: https://www.space.com/25325-fermi-paradox.html You can’t skip lunch: https://youtu.be/OSjXIT1brSw Twitter vid of meteor: https://twitter.com/wxnb_/status/1624978164597268480?s=46&t=qFbU-NQqktNVhFoaJ654hw 1/2 mile asteroid: https://earthsky.org/space/medium-sized-asteroid-will-pass-earth-safely-on-february-15-16-2023/ Lystrosaurus: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/lystrosaurus-the-most-humble-badass-of-the-triassic

Charlie made a boo boo with the recording and went on a field trip, the Guise admit to some mistakes in previous episodes, and then get their minds blown to bits discussing reality's perception by the human mind, mmmaaaannnnnnn. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100088728415314&mibextid=LQQJ4d Instagram: https://instagram.com/undertheguiseofscience?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Twitter: https://twitter.com/scienceguise Email: [email protected] Donald Glover: https://m.imdb.com/name/nm2255973/ Danny Glover: https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000418/ Ghost tour: https://youtu.be/DAN0OCagHzQ Ice Cube (Neutrino measuring lab): https://icecube.wisc.edu/science/icecube/ Barry Wood: https://manofmany.com/entertainment/barry-wood-sitting-on-a-bed

The Guise talk about Bane's voice, crazy car stories, and Dark Matter, Dark Energy, Dark Fluid. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100088728415314&mibextid=LQQJ4d Instagram: https://instagram.com/undertheguiseofscience?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Twitter: https://twitter.com/scienceguise Email: [email protected] Dark fluid: https://youtu.be/Er-XwJ7Bxus South Park: https://southpark.cc.com Deer: https://www.britannica.com/animal/deer

Chris and Charlie talk a bit more about formations of stars, binary and trinary star systems, as well as medical advice for those of us who may yell a bit too much.  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100088728415314&mibextid=LQQJ4d Instagram: https://instagram.com/undertheguiseofscience?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Twitter: https://twitter.com/scienceguise Email: [email protected] Phoenix Open: https://wmphoenixopen.com GZA - The Spark: https://youtu.be/wVcd9vV3590 Baby of the year: https://youtu.be/AFj3tuNukTs Conformal cyclical universe: https://youtu.be/h-ZmwHOUAlw