In the 34th episode, the mommies discuss some of their fave things about the season of fall. Steve nicely lets Joe know that he is a not a big deal anymore but Joe kindly helps him with the wording. Then they get into their Disney lore that mostly Joe makes up and discuss amusement parks they enjoyed growing up. This sends them down the rabbit hole of remembering some of the bad experiences they had with girls in their formative pre-teen years. Then the questions starts with a very fun hypothetical about having a belly button mouth. Joe tells about how he used to entertain him and his friends as Daniel, the official assistant of the Impractical Jokers making outlandish demands. A question comes in to prompt Steve to tell his most INSANE “…but wait it gets worse” story. Then Joe is blown away when Steve does not know the Christmas Carol classic “Dominic the Donkey.” And at the end of it they answer a real conundrum, how long do you want to live?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joe dresses up for this special 33rd episode before discussing bold fashion choices from the mommies lives and discuss which animals their human faces resemble. Then Steve just recaps how he ruins TV for his wife by making sexual sounds and it spills over into annoying Joe (and most likely America if we are going to be honest).  Then one fan gets their guidance on how to best host a Bachelor Party as a female and another on how to attack achieving your dreams.  They end the episode by diving into a seriously heavy inquiry from a fan, which they don't shy away from because the moms are here for not only the laughs, but the love.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Mommies are back in Episode 32 and ready to give sage advice.  But not before discussing the Elvis movie and pontificate on if they could go back in time to see one entertainer perform live, who would they choose. Then once they get into it answering the fans, a question is posed about what was their best day ever...and their answers are not what you may think.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Episode 31.  More questions, more answers...town banana.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this, our 30th episode, the Moms retell stories about how they were left behind in stores by their parents when they were younger. Joe then regales Steve with a story of his recent shitshow family apple picking outing with his kids. Then the mommies touch on how great it is to talk to and meet fans on the road and Joe’s journey into stand up comedy.Then the questions come in as Steve and Joe good cop/bad cop a question from Cheryl about how to deal with recovering from damage done as a child with regards to forming relationships. Next they get into how important it is to use technology to your advantage to feel connected to people you care about, a lesson Joe has learned from not seeing his fellow Jokers everyday. Finally, the moms answer a question that leads them down a lyrical tangent giving Joe the opportunity to educate Steve on the absolute heartfelt deepness and genius of Hansen’s “MMMbop.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The 29th episode brings Cool Aunt Jiggy from behind the scenes into the minivan to join the podcast. After Jiggy offers a little insight into his mom growing up, the questions come in and the crew speaks about their take on riding the line of offensive while doing comedy. Then they give some sound advice to a listener who asks about moving out on their own after having roommates for all their life. Steve really harps on the major benefit of “alone” time and reminisces about one of his favorite films “L.A.D.P. “ and how he got busted busting. They also touch on how to change your routines to become a “morning person.” Steve gets into what it’s like to live with him and his close friends and roommate  for many years John steps to the mic and dishes on the mayhem that a younger Steve rustled up.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With our 28th episode, the moms break down the musical classic "The Cha-Cha Slide", talk Joe’s shady past endeavors as an arms dealer and Steve’s grand larceny, and who the moms would be if they were members of the A-Team.A break in the format occurs as the moms skip the pre-vetting of the questions and open them cold on pod! This leads them to cover the benefits of pygmy goat ownership, advice  a 21 year old on how to deal with an overprotective parents (which tangents into a deep conversations on concert experiences), and ultimately to help a fan who isn’t getting the sexy time they need in the bedroom. Finally, Joe gives advice to help a girl dealing with the loss of her mother and using humor to heal while Steve chimes in with some of his usual BS.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In the 27th episode, the moms relive their greatest moments from their grade school sports careers, talk about who would be their dream partners for a bowling league and a doo-wop group and how Joe talks too fast for podcasting, radio and stand-up comedy.  Which is unfortunate considering his current life.  They then they fall helplessly down a nostalgic rabbit hole when a listener named Chad asks about their favorite toy from their childhood.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Steve's busy prepping to film his Amazon Prime comedy special, so the moms couldn't get together.  But never fear!  Joe digs into the archives and pulls up a recording they did as they were test running the podcast from November 2021.  Their conversations are crazy and silly as they discuss everything from the jams that get them moving, what brands speak to their inner model and the sexiness or lack thereof of certain boy bands from the late 90s. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The moms start of episode 25 talking about the hard truth that some babies are ugly. They then get into the fact that not all parents fall in love with their babes instantly, but Joe has experienced that with his dog Spumoni.The questions come in and the mommies help one listener deal with stage fright by speaking of their experiences. That’s why he dressed as captain fat belly walking the tightrope. Then one of the best questions come in as the moms are asked what is one childhood memory they’d want to relive. It makes them think about childhood experiences they wish they handled differently. Jiggy then interrupts the podcast with breaking news of an ex-Govenor's flatulence. And then the moms get into it about chicken nuggets and the bullshit that is the chicken tender.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The mommies are back at it for episode 24. Joe shares a story about how his family found humor in any situation, no matter how F’d up it was. Then they get into how animals are amazingly good at saving dumb humans, dog personalities are super interesting, and Steve comes to realize the root of why he doesn’t like cats…mainly because they clearly don’t like him.The questions start and Joe and Steve share night time sleeping tips when your mind is racing. It oddly takes a turn to get the mommies into a in depth conversation of Kidney Stones. The mommies share a little love about each other when asked about what the favorite thing about doing the podcast together. Then a mom writes in for advice on how to make that jump to go out and about with a child and the importance on being comfortable with kids in the wild. Finally, they reflect on the disregard for safety when they were kids and how they both should not be alive.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kicking off episode 23, the moms talk about dealing with weight gains and losses. They get into Steve’s childhood fears and how they talk to their children about death. They then flip it to Joe’s fear of marshmallows due to the B classic horror film “The Stuff." Before they get into the fan questions, they stumble upon a shared distrust of deep waters of the ocean. /and also how Joe need to once defend his childhood home against a possum .When the questions roll in, they find themselves on the other perspective of how to deal with a failed relationship, where the cheater writes in looking for advice. Their sights then turn on Orlando about what must hits and must skips and Joe's last supper at a Friendly’s restaurant. Then there is a lot to unpack in a message from a woman who deals with a weird love triangle between a sugar baby and her criminal baby daddy. To wrap things up, the mommies get a little lighter as they get into a gaming conversation sparked by a fan's question.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our first guest Aunt, Brian “Q” Quinn, joins in on the fun on the 22nd episode of the podcast. Q talks about his cool mom and how she was effectively used against him in the Impractical Jokers movie. The questions then come in and Q wastes no time explaining to a fan that writes in asking to be with him that they really don’t want to be with him. They then get into how much more manly Q is than Joe (especially when it comes to changing a tire), share college mishaps and give advice on dating and handling rejection. Q also comes to realize he may have turned into a hippie in his old age since all he longs for is to just relax and chill. Steve talks about growing up as a comic since he’s been doing it for decades and how he feels about his new hour comedy special he is about to film. Joe and Q reflect on their journey to their “worldwide superstar level” (Steve’s words) their TV show has provided them. And a homemaker asks for help because she hates cooking and the net net advice is just to stop. Finally, Q explains the ins and outs of the life of a firefighter back when he was a hot aunt, leading the mommies and Q to stories about how Joe’s confidence has saved the day. To end their time together, they recap their epic adventure in London to meet Doorkins Magnificat and Q's heroism to rescue Brooklyn Cat.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The 21st episode of the podcast has a special “no question” format where the moms get together and simply chat it up. Discussions include where Joe is mightiest, on a dance floor versus a craps table. They also recap quite the epic weekend together on the road touring.Thinking back on growing up. Joe shares how his mom hijacked a wedding band and Steve’s surprise when she does a beer bong. They then bond over their mother’s affection for gambling, sharing stories about their tussles with Lady Luck. Steve poses the question to Joe about what his dead mom would think if she could see him now. And Steve talks about how great it has been to be able to witness his parents see him film his tv series.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

To start off our 20th episode, the moms dive into their love of pun-tactic tees and knock off brands while growing up, Joe’s lifelong dislike of fitness and Steve’s dislike of himself on camera.The questions are all over the place ranging from tips on how to get rid of a body, discussing how to balance quality time with loved ones versus working to provide for a family, and tips on how to deal with crappy co-workers. Then the moms provide jokes to a listener who lost one lung at their request and help another listener with their confidence to find a cover for their late 30s pot.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

To start off our 19th episode, the moms discuss their future crossover podcsat between Joe Rogan and Two Cool Moms. They then take a walk down memory lane and reminisce about how their parents raised them in bowling halls and hockey rinks, also discussing which sports they themselves like to partake in as adults. When the question starts, they break down the rules of shooting your shot with someone a friend had feelings for prior. Then a listener Brandon comes in hot with his self judgment and a well laid out, solid life plan. Steve gives some solid knowledge on how to deal with life when people are not putting the energy into friendship. And speaking on his own current reality, Joe shares how to deal with life’s lemons and the importance of balancing feelings of regret and moving forward.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the18th episode, Steve recaps the fun and success of a charity event he threw in Pittsburgh, Joe recaps some of the craziest stuff he’s seen while on stage. Joe recaps the moment that he believes made him lose his “shame” gene and be able to get through any embarrassment.The messages come in to sing some praises of the mommies and then they get into it, sharing their perspective on how far to let your partner’s opinions influence your appearance, what celebrity bump intos they’ve had over the years that have shocked them and how to control your spending habits….poorly.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An angry mommy Steve joins Joe in this, the 17th episode, where there's lots of hot takes but barely any advice. Before getting into the fan questions, they talk about the miracle of Joe's metabolism since it's that it works on the schedule of a teen but results in the body of a husky male. They also settle on the fact that Steve is a pain in the ass when it comes to sharing a meal. Once the question comes in "What’s for breakfast?" things get heated. Steve ain’t having it. Later on Joe gives a bit of Dogfather advice which spins into Steve’s hatred of his cat. They are a day late and a dollar short with advice to a European about what to do in NYC that came here two weeks ago and is already back across the pond. Steve tells stories on how he ruins memorabilia from Willie Mays and Terry Bradshaw. But finally, they do give some "helpful" advice on what adds more value, learning in a school or getting real life experience. Steve needs a nap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The 16th episode features a call into Steve's on-demand barber Ross Fernandez to confirm that he is not taking Steve on as a client out of obligation. Joe talks on why John Hamm is the reason Joe abandoned his spiky hair look. The moms then take some time to ponder what life must be like for  ridiculously beautiful people.When getting into answering the fans questions, the mommies get into their favorite cities to tour, the many layers involved in bowel movement rituals and how to identify the difference between paranoia and just feeling unsafe. They also advise one listener on how they should approach reconnecting with her father after a 15 year hiatus.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

To start off their 15th episode, Joe and Steve discuss their respective mom’s violent pasts, weird and dangerous games they played as children, and how Joe once took a child hostage playing laser tag with the guys while on the road.Then the questions come in as the mommies help one fan deal with guilt of not wanting to take care of her aging parents due to the trauma they inflicted on her growing up, how to make room for a personal life as a single parent, how to handle working with an ex, how to deal with being a booty call crutch for people when they are between relationships and some advice with a blind dirty dog scenario.  Finally, Joe shoots straight that he didn’t really like his kids the moment they were born and most people who say that are full of shit.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this, the 14th episode of Two Cool Moms, Joe wishes that Steve Byrne had any sort of singing talent because he believes Steve would be the greatest showman. Joe also speaks on why he believes it is in his blood to command a dance floor, and then the mommies dive in on how music has influenced their life.When they get into the questions, Joe provides travel agent assistance to a fan coming to New York to do an Impractical Jokers landmark tour, they share tips on how to get over being shy and help one listener with dealing with the hatred of his own birthday. Then Joe puts Steve on the spot to answer the question if they will be friends for life. Finally, the moms pontificate on to or to not tell a toxic in-law to go F themselves.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On an emotional roller coaster of a 13th episode, Joe discusses his recent adventures in Alaska including his near death experience, Steve talks about how he almost died being a tourist in New Orleans and Joe’s run in with the police when he was a kid. Then they take it to the DMs to help the fans, covering topics like how to accept a relationship is over instead of having the same fight, forcing your children into doing activities they don’t want to. They also ironically share some “how to eat healthy” tips, speak on accepting that part of life is losing friends to their new relationships and let one listener know they definitely should not start their own business.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The moms are back at it with the 12th episode of "Two Cool Moms." Steve and Joe discuss their painful wake up routines from their childhood, the shadiness of Joe's family members and how impactful morning radio has been to them over the years. Then the fans reach out for advice on how to stop being a slave to technology, overthinking versus not thinking enough, why you shouldn’t date your cousin and Joe and Steve get into discussing their biggest regrets. Also, Joe believes he can eat 1/2 a cheesecake if left unsupervised.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In the 11th episode of "Two Cool Moms" Steve and Joe discuss swearing in their households growing up, what Joe and Steve’s fashion choices make them look like and some fave movies from their childhood. The mommies then dive into giving fans some advice on if it’s worth risking a friendship by shooting your shot, how to deal with deadbeat family members, the importance of making the most of opportunities that present themselves, how they are both scarred from seeing their grandmothers naked and dealing with terrible in-laws. Also, how long is too long to chase a dream? Seems like it’s 8 months.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The 10th episode of "Two Cool Moms" begins with Steve and Joe discussing Joe's inability to wear caps, how older people with braces freak them out and  Steve AGAIN defends his driving skills. Then, the mommies dive into a fan-submitted dilemma of a dad ghosting for 8 months and coming home pretending nothing happened. Other topics include which candies blow their balls off and how to mend a broken heart by identifying the hurt and talking to kids about death.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In the 9th episode, the moms discuss the terrible decor in their childhood homes, how He-Man stole Barbie from Ken and how Joe’s lack of friends resulted in him aggressively collecting ceramic dragons. When diving into the fan questions, the moms give tips on how to survive the move to a big city, talk dinner plans, discuss the major benefit of college being the experience versus the education and how new fathers need to just rub mommy’s feet and shut the F up.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In the 8th episode, Steve schools Joe that caviar is indeed not fish poop, the moms discuss the ridiculousness of “promposals“ and they realize neither of them met a Clark. Then, the fans get love advice on how to ruin a friend’s relationship if needed, miss the mark on when advising a fan on how to find things to fill your day with purpose and discover how lucky Joe is that he is not a stress eater when dealing with current tough times.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Recorded in Nashville, Joe and Steve share some insight to their parents' type of comedy growing up, how Joe’s mom was the original Tenderloins groupie, and what they hope to be around for in their kids' lives before these mommies kick it. Then, they jump in and get a wide array of questions from fans like how to prep kindergarteners with bathroom etiquette, how to escape a partner’s terrible cooking, dealing with weirdly possessive friends, how to find your passion when you grow up even if you're already 40 and what to do when you hate the person your kid is dating.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After discussing Joe's perspective on his new reality as an entertainer, the guys trade stories about their moms' top notch disciplinary skills with wooden spoons and the glorious moment when they became strong enough to disarm them. Then, the mommies dive into fan-submitted questions and give their perspective on ways to deal with grief and loss (or maybe ignore it like Joe does). Steve talks about his experience on set as a guest on an upcoming episode of Impractical Jokers.  And the mommies agree on the inevitable death of a long distance relationship happening during college years.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The fifth episode of "Two Cool Moms" begins with Comedians Steve Byrne and Joe Gatto discuss the benefits of a minivan, the ridiculousness of airplane rules and bathroom etiquette in their childhood homes. Then, the mommies dive into fan-submitted questions and discuss Joe's unwarranted confidence on the dance floor, friends being either fixers or listeners and how to prepare children for college.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The fourth episode of "Two Cool Moms" begins with Comedians Steve Byrne and Joe Gatto discussing Joe's recent visit to the dentist and his thoughts on Korean barbecue. Then, the mommies dive into fan-submitted questions about breastfeeding, dating, and anxiety.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In the third episode of "Two Cool Moms," Comedians Joe Gatto and Steve Byrne discuss their thoughts on hats, dive into the dog vs. cat debate, and explain what it's like to work non-traditional jobs. Steve takes a walk down memory lane by sharing a crazy experience he had at a strip club, and Joe talks about what it was like growing up with two sisters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.