This episode of Tuesdays starts out with a desperate warning from Joseph to Markus about having child! Joe pitches his own horror movie. Mark spends over a thousand dollars on pizza at the Bodega Cat release party, and Joe films a new short film with a hilarious character! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and try BlueChew for free with promo code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com  - Support the show and get 10% off your Jack Black order with the code TUESDAYS at https://www.getjackblack.com/TUESDAYS

Welp - Joe is in the city and he's missing Astoria, everybody! Joe scoops up Luke Mones - to go record his new special! Mark does SEVEN shows in Cleveland and thinks about buying a gun! It's Tuesdays!   Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get a one-dollar-per-month trial period of Shopify at https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays  - Support the show and start your free online Hims visit at https://www.hims.com/TUESDAYS

Mark's parents stay with him and it makes for an AWKWARD set for old Marcus! Joe SLAMS the Ghostbusters! Mark's parents end up having to wander aimlessly in Brooklyn while Mark is stranded in Connecticut! Can Matt Ruby save the day? Find out ONLY on this week's Tuesdays!! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays and get on your way to being your best self. - Support the show & check out Kalshi. The first 500 traders who deposit $100 will get a free $20 credit at https://www.kalshi.com/TUESDAYS  - Support the show and try BlueChew for free (just pay $5 shipping) with the code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com  - Support the show & get 30% off of your Raycon order site wide. Head to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS

Mark and Joe both moved. The gays are growing up! Mark has a snafu getting back from RI in a Tesla with a blacked out Raj Belani! Joe's Tom Dustin doc premieres and he gets stuck with a hot n' heavy chicken parm! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list   Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with promo code TUESGAYS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com Support the show & get 20% off all mattress orders at https://www.helixsleep.com/TUESDAYS Support the show & start your free online HIMS visit at https://www.hims.com/TUESDAYS Support the show, get 18 free meals, and free dessert for life by visiting https://www.homechef.com/TUESDAYS

The move is here baby! This is THE last day in Joe's apartment in Astoria, and Jojo is losin' it!!! We're talking Toronto, we're talking Matt Wayne, we're talking Kerryn Feehan, and we're talking... a cowgirl disco costume party? It's Tuesdays!! Our Stuff:  - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list   - Fuel your best performance with Huel today! Try Huel with 15% OFF today using code TUESDAYS at https://my.huel.com/tuesdays  - Support the show and try your first month of BlueChew for free. Just pay $5 shipping. Use promo code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com  - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays and get on your way to being your best self. - For 10% off your order & FREE Shipping by using code TUESDAYS  at https://www.JackBlack.com/TUESDAYS

Paul Rudd! Kings of Leon! Richard Kind! Dropkick Murphys! Jude Law! What is this, an Oscar party?! Nope - it's Tuesdays!!! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 15% off your Lumen. Head to https://www.lumen.me/TUESDAYS  - Support the show & try Shopify’s $1 per month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays  - Support the show and get 10% off your Jack Black order and free shipping. Use code TUESDAYS at https://www.getjackblack.com/TUESDAYS

The boys are back from SKANKFEST and there are tales to tell, baby! Nate Bargatze, Nick Di Paulo, Kerryn Feehan, Luis J Gomez, Dave Attell, Bert Kreischer, Bobby Kelly - the good times don’t step in this ep baby! Including - the Skankfest premiere of Joe’s Tom Dustin doc! You don’t want to miss this one! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays & get on your way to being your best self. Fuel your best performance with Huel today! Try Huel with 15% off today using code TUESDAYS at my.huel.com/TUESDAYS Get BlueChew for free with code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com Support the show and get 20-50% off your Raycon order. Head to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS

Mark becomes a hero on the subway! Joe goes on a hunt for a notary! Joe has a vomit emergency on an airplane on his way to Portland Helium, where Matt Wayne has an outbreak of violence during his set! Mark meets up with Dan Soder and opens for Jim Jeffries, then heads to Vancouver to do a festival with Santino, Theo and more! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with promo code TUESGAYS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com  - Support the show and get 25% off your Helix Mattress order. Just head to https://www.helixsleep.com/TUESDAYS

Nurse List helps young Dayton Bissett with some advice on a twisted ankle! Mark's lonely in Guadalajara! Joe gets accosted at a concert, and Mark has an ALL-TIME sh*t story at Sal Vulcano's party! It's a nightmare and this is Tuesdays!! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 10% off your Jack Black order and free shipping. Use code TUESDAYS at https://www.getjackblack.com/TUESDAYS  - Fuel your best performance with Huel today! Try Huel with 15% OFF today using code TUESDAYS at https://my.huel.com/tuesdayssept24  - Support the show and try BlueChew for free. Just pay $5 shipping. Use promo code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com

Oh boy everybody - it's Sam Morril's birthday and Gary Vider is setting up a dream dinner that turns into a NIGHTMARE! Matteo Lane, Ari Shaffir, Raanan Hershberg, Wil Sylvince, Salacuse - all the big dogs are in the kennel, but then the rabies hits ya, and old Normando is stuck with the bill! Then - mostly gay stuff. It's Tuedays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 15% off your Lumen. Head to https://www.lumen.me/TUESDAYS  - Support the show & try Shopify’s $1 per month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays

Mark is at the Comedy Store in LA and the car rental is putting a dent in his plans! Joe gets obsessed with drama from other comedy pods! Mark heads to Martha's Vineyard for a drug-fueled boozefest! Then he gets a request from a HERO! Old Normandy turns the tables and starts making demands!!! I’m de Captain now! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - New DraftKings customers get $250 in bonus bets and 1 month of NFL+ Premium when you bet just $5. Download the DraftKings app and use code TUESDAYS - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays and get on your way to being your best self. - Support the show and get 15% off your Raycon order, plus free shipping. Head to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS

Joe heads back to the foot doctor and then gets checked out in the steamroom. Ari Shaffir forgets about his date with Joe, while Mark gets harassed by the IRS with Raanan on the way to a gig. Also: Mark loses all his money on stocks, and Joe gets an unwanted burrito clone with Matt Wayne. It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - New DraftKings customers get $250 in bonus bets and one month of NFL+ Premium for free when you bet just 5 bucks. Just download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code TUESDAYS - Use code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com

*Quick thing: I got covid for this recording and we had to pull someone in last minute to be the producer on this ep. Unfortunately the audio recorder failed, and we have to use the camera audio. I got a great audio expert (@realraylong on IG) to help us make it sound as good as possible, and we will be back to normal audio next week! - Chuck* Wooooo the boys are BACK and Mark has BIG news about his baby! Plus Joe gets stranded in Milwaukee! Mark, Ari and Sal Vulcano paint the town red, and Joe comes up with the next big board game movie! It’s Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays   - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories   - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with promo code TUESGAYS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com  - Support the show and get 25% off your Helix mattress order, plus 2 free pillows. Head https://www.helixsleep.com/TUESDAYS  - Support the show & sign up for your $1 per month Shopify trial period at https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays

Mark and Joe had to New York Comedy Club for an intimate live show - and Ari Shaffir peeks his beak into the room to join the boys around the 35 minute mark! We're talking Famous Amos, the time Mark almost killed his mom with a milkshake, Joe's family having fireball shenanigans and a post-show hang exclusively on Patreon! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays and get on your way to being your best self. - Support the show and try BlueChew for free. Just pay $5 for shipping. Use code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com

We're racing to the studio, ladies and gentlemen! Joe's having train issues, Mark's having flight issues - it's Planes, Trains and Automobiles 2024! Joe has a full-diaper to deal with in a kooky bathroom, and becomes a McDonald's hero in the wave pool! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 10% off of therapy with BetterHelp. Head to https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays

Hot dermatologists! Youngblood is stranded!! Longlegs! The airlines are down! It's Tuesdays! Come see Tuesdays LIVE on Tuesday, 8/13/24 at New York Comedy Club! TIX: https://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/tuesdays-with-stories-live-2024-08-13213000  Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show & get up to 40% off everything at https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS  - Support the show and try Blue Chew for free. Just pay $5 shipping. Use promo code TUESDAYS at https://www.bluechew.com  - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/tuesdays and get on your way to being your best self.

It's Tuesdays and we're getting KOOKY! Strap in for some takes on the Trump shooting folks! Plus we're reminiscing on the old days with Joe and Mark were first touring with Louie and the world was bright! Woo! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code TUESGAYS - Support the show and get 30% off your Helix mattress order, plus 2 free pillows. Head https://www.helixsleep.com/TUESDAYS

Mark and Joe are BACK in the studio after a month apart! And they're right back into their ollllllllld tricks! Chipotle meet ups, diarrhea - it's a classic Tuesdays! We're talking about the Donald Trump Jr./Joe List connection, Mark on Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded tour, and we got a yarn about Salacuse that will ROCK YOUR WORLD! PLUS ! Big news from the Normand camp!!! 👀👀👀 Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get a free Mystery Gift with your 1 st Box of Awesome monthly shipment. Head to https://www.boxofawesome.com and use code TUESDAYS - This episode is brought to you by Better Help. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self.

Joe and Mark take a strolllllllll down memory lane. We're talking studios, locations, and the future! The current studio time is winding down and the boys are looking for a new home. The boys discuss the perils of reason, language and beliefs! PLUS - beefing up the great people of Scotland. It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and sign up for a 1-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays - Support the show and try Blue Chew for free. Just pay $5 shipping. Head to https://www.bluechew.com and use promo code TUESDAYS

Joe's in Salt Lake City and getting cut at Starbucks! Mark's in New Haven and he sees the behind the scenes of Frank Pepe's! The boys are psyched for Gary Vider's new podcast #1 Dad - AND we're jumping on the train to end Chipotle skimpage! We're taking a stance and we're for it! Shape up, Chippy!!! Less important: We also solve the homelessness problem. Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 15% off your Raycon order and free shipping. Go to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self. - Get a free Mystery Gift with your first monthly shipment when you sign up at https://www.boxofawesome.com with code TUESDAYS

Folks, we're taking the Fourth of July off this week. We got some CRAZY travel going on behind-the-scenes so we thought we'd throw up an old episode that you likely haven't seen! In the video version, you're going to get our episode "Slingin' Clink" with Sam Morril from August 24th, 2015: "Mark and Joe invite comedian Sam Morril on (fresh off a hot set on Conan!) to talk about Last Comic Standing, strange hook ups, and Sam almost getting his ass kicked by a heckler! And for all of you audio kids, you're getting two in a row, because we're throwing in Impractical Joker Sal Vulcano's episode from May 25th, 2015: "Sal Vulcano of TV's Impractical Jokers is in the studio this week with Mark and Joe!" (We would have included video as well but it does not exist). Go check out Sal's new special on Youtube, "Terrified"! And if you enjoy these, please check out our Patreon where we post an OG Tuesdays episode every week! There are over a hundred OG Tuesdays episodes ready to go right now baby, exclusively on the "Video Vag" tier! Happy Fourth! Our Stuff:  - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and try Blue Chew for free – just pay $5 shipping. Head to https://www.bluechew.com and use promo code TUESDAYS

The boys are getting INTO IT about Mark Wahlberg and speculate on why any of his previous misdoings were perhaps innocent misunderstandings! Also discussed: OJ Simpson having experienced the best feelings a person can feel! Joe goes to Texas and sees a woman threaten a child as the boys share tales of war and baseball! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 20% off your 1 st Sheath order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code TUESGAYS - Get a free Mystery Gift with your first monthly shipment when you sign up at https://bespokepost.com/tuesdays - Support the show and try Blue Chew for free – just pay $5 shipping. Head to https://www.bluechew.com and use promo code TUESDAYS

The boys are back and we're talking B&H, baby! Mark has a nightmare airport scenario and then gets a mysterious bag of white pills from a fan that he immediately indulges in. Joe does a tough charity show and catches a very unique heckle, while Mark heads to a Florida karaoke night to hang out with his favorite people. It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and try Blue Chew for free – just pay $5 shipping. Head to https://www.bluechew.com and use promo code TUESDAYS - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period of Shopify. Head to https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays to get started - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self.

We're BACK in the studio and we got it ALL this week! Ewoks, Mark tries to avoid being sexually harassed, Joe's son takes up swimming, and the boys reminisce about some harmless elderly lovemaking. It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self. - Support the show and get 15% off your Raycon order and free shipping. Go to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS  - Mystery Gift with your first monthly shipment when you sign up with code TUESDAYS at https://bespokepost.com/tuesdays  - Head to https://www.tryfum.com/TUESDAYS and use the code TUESDAYS for a free gift with your order of a Journey Pack.

Mark Normand and Joe List are ROCKIN' IT at Netflix Is a Joke Fest at the Comedy Store with pals Bobby Lee, Whitney Cummings, Kerryn Feehan & Luke Mones! Get the full, uncut version of this episode with an extra 30 minutes right now on our Patreon! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self. - Support the show and get your first month of BlueChew free. Head to https://www.bluechew.com and use promo code TUESDAYS - Support the show and get 15% off your Raycon order and free shipping. Go to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS

It's Tuesdays everybody and we're coming off a GREAT hang with Markus, Jojo, and Mister Louis CK! Mark's rods and cones are all screwed up and he's running back and forth to forgotten spots all night long. Joe's working out new stuff as Steven Wright stops by to drop some compliments! Mark goes to Fort Wayne, leaves some important items in the airport, and a lovely lady saves the day!! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code TUESGAYS - Support the show & get your $1 a month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/tuesdays

It's Tuesday and Joe is in a PICKLE, ladies and gentlemen! Mark's some Canadian shows with Andrew Youngblood. Does Mark end up on a seaplane from Disney's Tailspin? The boys deal with a NEW office neighbor and they may be in more hot water than ever! Mark does a gig with Salacuse in tow, and Salacuse CAN'T hack it!! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Get fast-acting nasal allergy relief with Astepro. Head to https://www.asteproallergy.com for a discount, and get ready to Astepro & Go! - Support the show and try Blue Chew for free – just pay $5 shipping. Head to https://www.bluechew.com and use promo code TUESDAYS - Support the show and get a free Mystery Gift with your 1st monthly Box of Awesome shipment. Head to https://www.boxofawesome.com and use code TUESDAYS - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self.

Markus and Joseph are BACK from the Netflix Is a Joke Festival! An insane week of comedy with every big cheese in the dairy section!!! And we're spilling ALL the tea!  Mark heads to New Orleans to see the Rolling Stones and gets weird on mushrooms! What happens when Joe gets an invite from Shane Gillis to go to the Roast of Tom Brady, and Joe has a previous engagement? Does he bail?! Brady! Belichick! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show & get 25% off your FitBod subscription at https://www.fitbod.me/TUESDAYS - Support the show and try Blue Chew for free – just pay $5 shipping. Head to https://www.bluechew.com and use promo code TUESDAYS - Support the show and get a free gift with your Journey Pack. Head to https://www.tryfum.com/TUESDAYS

The sun is shining in NYC and the boys are back in the saddle! Joe's in the hot seat with some new traffic inventions! Mark's on Legion of Skanks and the nose candy is flowing! Joe does his yearly firehouse show in MA as Mark annoys a famous foodie! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Check out Joe's brand new short film STUCK IN PARK! https://youtu.be/A7YpefG47Ik?si=U1HYKECw7EgSMJQi  - Support the show and get 20% off your Raycon order and free shipping. Head to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS  - Get fast-acting nasal allergy relief with Astepro. Head to https://www.asteproallergy.com for a discount, and get ready to Astepro & Go! - This episode is brought to you by Better Help. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS, and get on your way to being your best self.

The boys are talking Westerns - and who they believe is responsible for the death of the American man! Mark has a confrontation with someone doing one of his jokes, and Joe deals with a phlegm-covered audience member! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - http://www.patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Come hang out at Netflix Is A Joke Fest. Get your ticket at https://www.netflixisajokefest.com/shows/standupcinema. See you there! - Support the show and get 20% off all mattress orders and 2 free pillows. Head to https://www.helixsleep.com/TUESDAYS  - Support the show and get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. at https://www.liquidiv.com with the code TUESDAYS - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code TUESGAYS - Support the show and get 10% off of BetterHelp at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS

Joe's check gets robbed! Mark straight up LOSES IT on a Tuesgay! Joe overfills a tire and almost takes the lives of himself and those around him! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays  - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories  - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self. - Support the show and try Blue Chew for free – just pay $5 shipping. Head to https://www.bluechew.com and use promo code TUESDAYS

Mark goes to Chattanooga and stops by the Blue Ridge Comedy Club. Joe gets ROOKED by the Delta app! Mark gets ROOKED by a tailor! Joe sees a celebrity on the way to the pod, and things were NOT pretty. Also the List family lives through an earthquake and hightails it to a farm! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 20% off your Raycon order and free shipping. Head to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS - Support the show and get 25% off your Fitbod subscription at https://www.fitbod.me/TUESDAYS

Joe goes to Pittsburgh and tries to buy a lovely shoe for his wife. Mark goes to Memphis and cross paths with the old man himself, Ari Shaffir! The twin terrors hit Graceland! From there, Normando hits Little Rock! Joe continues his war on warts! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self

Joe makes progress as a human being, Mark goes to the Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire premiere, Joe goes to Raleigh, and Mark gets annihilated on Protect Our Parks. Finally, Joe gets sidled and Mark gets doored! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 20% off your 1 st Liquid IV order at https://www.liquidIV.com, promo code TUESDAYS - Get 20% off your Raycon order and free shipping at https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS - Try Blue Chew for free at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code TUESDAYS

Mark gets docked! Joe's speed gets clocked! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code TUESGAYS - Support the show & get 25% off your Fitbod subscription at https://www.fitbod.me/TUESDAYS

*Sign up for the Tuesdays with Stories Patreon to get the extended cut of this pod, with an additional 50 minutes of the live show RIGHT NOW!* Tuesdays with Stories returns for another LIVE show at the Gramercy show in NYC! Mark Normand + Joe List are joined by Bobby Kelly, Andrew Youngblood, and Jim Norton to kick it back and forth onstage about getting taken advantage of, gloryholes, and milking tables! Directed by Chuck Staton Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - youtube.com/tuesdayswithstories - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos, buying tickets and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list - Check out Andrew Youngblood's new special FREE on Mark's Youtube channel, out Thurs, March 28th! - Support the show and try Blue Chew for free when you use the promo code TUESDAYS at checkout. Just pay $5 shipping. - Support the show and get 10% off your 1 st month of therapy. Head to https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS #marknormand #joelist #jimnorton #bobbykelly #robertkelly #andrewyoungblood

It's Tuesdays with Stories and Papa Joe is in the hot seat with a handsome cardigan! Joe talks about his experience on set recently with a bonafide elderly female kook! Mark has a run-in with an undercover cop! And Joe gets a very interesting garnish in his cup! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays - Check out Joe List on Punch Up Live for tour dates, videos and more! https://punchup.live/joe-list Sponsors: - Support the show and get 20% off and free shipping with the code TUESDAYS at https://www.manscaped.com - Support the show and get 50% off of Factor at https://www.factormeals.com/TUESDAYS50 and use code TUESDAYS50.

Joe reveals that TONIGHT he will be on THE TONIGHT SHOW! So tune in everybody! And TOMORROW NIGHT, March 5th, Tuesdays will be doing a live show at the Gramercy Theatre in NYC! Come on out! Mark flies American and Joe is disgusted. 80's bands, fitness classes, and text tones! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - Try Blue Chew for free at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code TUESDAYS - Support the show and get 20% off your Raycon order and free shipping. Just head to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS - Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self

Joe heads to the Comedy Mothership in Austin with Sarah Tollemache and Kerryn Feehan for some nightmare travel time with the new baby! Mark gets FOMO about the homos at the Superbowl! Mark is in San Antonio, and the Texas boys mosey back to NY to dish! It’s Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code TUESGAYS - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Liquid IV order at https://www.liquidiv.com with code TUESDAYS - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self

Joe makes some wild predictions about the future of SNL and the inclusion of a very familiar Normand. A HISTORIC first-ever on-air bet occurs between our beloved hosts! Mark get a mysterious package of vinyl, and Joseph heads to a dental corporate and deals with a few hiccups in front of the denture doctors! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - Try Blue Chew for free at https://www.bluechew.com, promo code TUESDAYS - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS & get on your way to being your best self. - Support the show & get grooming with Manscaped for 20% off & free shipping. Head to https://www.manscaped.com & use code TUESDAYS

It's another wacky Tuesdays -- in Gotham Studios! Joe takes a pro-Karen stance, and deals with a rescue mission on the subway! Mark takes on the Beacon Theatre, and sheds some light on a recent mystery! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - Support the show & get 50% off of Factor at https://www.factormeals.com/TUESDAYS50 & use code TUESDAYS50 - Support the show and get 20% off and free shipping with the code TUESDAYS at https://www.manscaped.com

It’s a kooky, loosey goosey Tuesdays straight from the couch of Joseph Albert List! Mark shows up late to talk: movie extremists, Ozzy, Joe’s cup of genocide, South African Reddit attacks and more! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - Support the show and get 15% off your Raycon order plus free shipping. Head to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS - Try Blue Chew for free at https://www.bluechew.com, promo code TUESDAYS - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS and get on your way to being your best self. - Support the show and shake up the Super Bowl. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code TUESDAYS. New customers can bet $5 to get 200 instantly in bonus bets.

We're back in the studio baby! Mark sees John Oliver! Joe loves Pao donuts and Treat Cookies! Mark gets invited to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers stadium, and Joe gets screwed by Delta!! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - Support the show and get 20% off your order at https://www.liquidiv.com with code TUESDAYS - Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com with promo code TUESGAYS - Support the show & get Factor for 50% off at https://www.factormeals.com/TUESDAYS50 and use code TUESDAYS50

It's Tuesdays, baby! Mark has a revelation about Carnegie Hall, Joe creates a mini-me for a big dinner at Del Frisco's, and things goes awry. Finally, Mark tells a secret tale about a personal hero. Keep it under your hats!! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - Tuesdays with Stories is sponsored by BetterHelp. Support the show & get 10% off your 1 st month of therapy at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS

We're tearing it up folks!Joe stands up to a wayward pedestrian! Then Joe stands up to a kooky Chipotle employee - before getting one-upped by a fiery cohort! Mark barely gets to Mexico with his sombrero intact, deals with a little of Montezuma's revenge on the trip, and ends up in a world of micro Mexican middle-weights! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - Try Blue Chew for free at https://www.bluechew.com, promo code TUESDAYS

This week on Tuesdays, Mark tries to make a humble purchase but comes across a concealed-carry kook! Joe's warts make an icy return to the show, and he suspects an ex-dentist of dental shenanigans. He heads to a corporate gig with Matt Wayne and eats ... steak (among other things). Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/TUESDAYS & get on your way to being your best self. - Head to https://www.buyraycon.com/TUESDAYS to get up to 15% off sitewide. - Support the show and download the DraftKings Sportsbook app & use code TUESDAYS. New customers can bet just 5 bucks on the NFL action & score 200 instantly in bonus bets.

Joe continues to add to the leafblower saga! Has he finally confronted the leafblower lovers?? Mark heads to Omaha, and then to Austin to do Comedy Mothership and Protect Our Parks with Joe Rogan, Shane Gillis and Ari Shaffir. Joe has a hell of a time with a difficult parking attendant, and stays sassy with a stairway texter! It's Tuesdays! Our Stuff: - patreon.com/tuesdays Sponsors: - Try Blue Chew for free at https://www.bluechew.com, promo code TUESDAYS - Support the show and get 20% off your order at https://www.liquidiv.com with code TUESDAYS

Hey everybody - every year we take the week of Christmas off. If you're a Tuesgay, you know this is the one week each year where we don't release an episode. Well this year, we're releasing a little peek behind the paywall on the Tuesdays with Stories Patreon. In this ep we're throwing you a few clips of all of our Patreon shows - Must Queef TV, Give It a Goog, a Satellite Queef, Hot Gay Sets, and Q + Anal. If you'd like to sign up, you get ad-free versions of the normal weekly Tuesdays, plus you get a brand new bonus episode from one of these shows each week. Hope you guys enjoy it! Jizz the season!