Kelly Rowland abruptly left the ‘Today’ show due to dissatisfaction with her dressing room. Tom tells you what TV shows in New York City have decent dressing rooms. PLUS a small, single-engine plane made an emergency landing on the Southern State Parkway in Long Island, near Tom’s house. Today’s Beer: Bissel Brothers of Portland Maine Pat McCabe Meal Train Fundraiser 

Mark McEwen was the weatherman on CBS’s Morning News Show in the late 1990s and 2000s.  Tom referenced Mark McEwen in his first “big” comedy show, an NBC Page Talent Show hosted by NBC’s Today Show weatherman Al Roker. Tom has always been curious about Mark McEwen as he was a television fixture and his name was mentioned in a crucial moment of Tom’s career.  Tom learns about how Mark got to CBS and how he has handled life after a massive stroke.  They also talk about how a stand up comedy show at Bonkerz Comedy Club in Orlando was a moment for both of them to “get back to the fun” in 2024. Marks’ Website: Mark’s Blog:  

Dominic Leonelli is a stand up comedian from Ohio. Clips from his last appearance on the Tom Kelly Show have hundreds of thousands of views. The 20 minute podcast ends with Dom and Tom clarifying a point . . . for another 20 minutes. Topics: What do you want people to know about you? Should comedians share what they WANT audiences to know or what they DON'T want audiences to know? Growing up in Youngstown, Ohio. After the podcast: Dom and Tom Kelly ask "What do you want people to know about you?" and "Who do you surround yourself with?" Dom's Podcast: Dry Salami on Apple Podcasts Dominic Leonelli's Instagram:

20 minutes of FUN. Is Pizza Hut relaunching retro Pizza Huts? Plus Tom, his old friend John Mulhall and his son JR are amused by a website name BoingBoing.com

Joe is a comedian, husband and father. Joe Larson has been on America's Got Talent. He also does Jiu Jitsu. After killing at the West Side Comedy Club, Joe stops by Tom's apartment to talk about a few topics including: Why Joe Has A Black Eye  America's Got Talent How Fatherhood Changed His Life Recent Fan / Hatemail Tom Has Received Do Comedians Need Non Comedy Hobbies? Joe's Website: Joe's Instagram: 

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s romance has been the subject of as many headlines as anything football during this NFL season.  Now that the Kansas City Chiefs are joining the SanFrancisco 49ers in this year’s Super Bowl  comedian Mae Planert joins Tom to address Travis / Taylor conspiracy theories and rumors! - Vivek Ramaswamy contents the Super Bowl will be rigged in favor of the Chiefs so that Taylor and Travis can endorse Joe Biden after the game? Do Travis and Taylor really love each other? Will Travis propose to Taylor after winning the game? Is this a real romance?  Or is it Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift a manufactured facade to promote the NFL? Have Travis and Taylor really met? - As a comedian married to her husband a famous celebrity comedian Mark Normand, Mae also gives unique insight into what it takes to be in a relationship with high profile entertainers. - Mae's Instagram: @MaePlanert Mae's Podcat: Risque Business News with Larua Sogar and Mae Planert        

Alyssa Milano is facing criticism as she posts a GoFundMe for her son's baseball team's trip to Cooperstown, NY. While joining in the criticism, Tom Kelly has his own real life Loudermilk, Larry David, Karen Moment. Why did Tom get kicked out of the pool at his expensive New York City gym, the Equinox Sports Club? Also . . Tom shares a story about how he burned his feet in a poorly maintained Equinox steam room.

Tom Kelly gets back to the basics of being a stand-up comedian at Bonkerz Comedy Club in Orlando, Florida.  He filmed his set at the LMAO network comedy show hosted by former CBS Weatherman Mark McEwen.    Joined by his Quinnipiac University buddy, John Mulhall, Tom talks about why he’s going back to the “dirty road”.  Tom also discusses a conversation he had about whether or not he is fascinated by “shiny” stories or “gritty” stories.  

What would you do if you moved into a new apartment and found an urn of human ashes in the closet? - Do you wash your Apple Watch in the dishwasher? - What is microcheating?

Tom Kelly addiction to sweets catches up to him as he accidentally consumes way too many edibles and gets high for the first time . . . as an adult. Tom shares a funny yet also scary experience that may be educational for friends who go out as edible THC and marijuana becomes more commonplace

Tom gets results from a skin cancer biopsy. Tom learns the words “Apricity” and “Hurkle Durkle”.

Tom Kelly is a middle aged, middle class stand up comedian from Long Island getting back to the basics and getting back to the fun.  What is Tom’s favorite word to say with a Long Island accent? Should you not take a paying job because no one will respect you if you take it? Can Tom make a bathroom joke on Instagram?

Tom sets a simple New Year resolution for 2024 . . . “Get Back To The Fun”. And while driving Ocean Parkway on Long Island, Tom pulls over to help two 70 something year old bikers with a flat tire. While driving Dennis and Manny back to their cars, he gets some free advice. 

No news. No big topics. Just a few heart warming stories to get you in the mood for Christmas.  - Sorry for the delay.  For some reason the episode didn't post!

Mayor Michelle Wu of Boston made headlines this week for excluding white peers from an "electeds of color" holiday party. As a man who believes in representation at "the table" for all in government, Tom discusses how "woke" and "exclusionary" politics can lead to extremism. 

Mary Santora is an alcoholic and compulsive gambler who does stand up.  She has made a career out of turning a difficult life into entertainment as a stand up comedian and cohost of Cleveland’s Alan Cox Show.  Now, she is risking a relationship with her boyfriend and her career to move to New York City to double down on her comedy.  Tom asks “is this the beginning of a dream come true or a disaster waiting to happen.” Instagram: MarySantoraComedy Website: MarySantora.com  

DEBBIE GIBSON is on the show . . . for about 30 seconds. But we'll take it! How was the Winterlicious show? PLUS why New Park Pizza in Howard Beach Queens is the best pizza in New York City and why you'll never experience it! 

Lenny Marcus, is a comedian who also is writer and producer for Leslie Jones. He has appeared on Comedy Central, Letterman, and Leno. He introduces "DEATH," his new album featuring humorously dark takes on mortality. The conversation delves into Lenny's provocative comedy theory: "Are all good jokes angry?" Lenny also discusses Skinny Boy Productions, his label supporting emerging comedians and veterans like Ted Alessandro. PLUS: Is there inside scoop on whether Leslie Jones will be the new host of the Daily Show? Lenny Marcus Instagram Lenny Marcus’s Album Death On Apple Music    

Why is it we will take advice on forgiveness from Ted Lasso but not Jesus? Tom discusses why dating apps like Bumble and Hinge that filter on race and creed. Plus . . . is Tom Massapequa, Long Island's most famous celebrity? 

Debbie Gibson saw my reel poking fun at Merrick, Long Island. As some of my clips went viral this week, I faced an unusual adversary: crippling stage fright, on my own podcast! To overcome that adversary . . . I wrote out a list of the reasons Why I Podcast

What Are You OCD About? What's Your Thanksgiving Move? Why Does Tom Kelly Confuse Rob White With Chelsea White? Who The F is Rob White?

Does the work place need comedy? Clayton Fletcher is a co author of "The ROI of LOL". Clayton teaches stand up comedy to corporate executives. He believes there are benefits to bringing humor to the workplace. Is comedy the secret to getting workers back into the office or is comedy a one way ticket to getting fired by the folks at Human resources. - Learn the role laughter plays in the five critical elements of a strong corporate culture: Trust, Openness, Authenticity, Storytelling, and Teamwork. Understand how the skills learned by stand-up comics — like reading a room, being vulnerable or self-deprecating, listening, and overcoming objections — are critical to leaders in today's business climate. - See how improv fosters teamwork and can be a unifying force in any organization. - Gain insights into how other kinds of comedy, such as sketch comedy and creative collaboration, can be applied in a business setting to build critical skill sets. Clayton's Instagram: Clayton Comic Clayton's Book:

A House in Massapequa, Long Island has a lawn sign that says "Finally Divorced.”  What may seem like a crazy divorcee is actually the sweetest Long Island love story!  Plus: Tom loves his sweat shirt from the Salt Water Long Island clothing line. Plus: Tom gets ready for Thanksgiving by buying the family dinner at SalPino’s of North Bellmore. Saltwater Long Island Instagram: @SaltwaterLI Saltwater Long Island Website: SalPino’s of North Bellmore Instagram: @SalPinoFoodMarket SalPino’s of North Bellmore  

An introspective episode with an old friend Marc! Marc and Tom went to college together. Marc was a founding member of the campus TV station at Quinnipiac. In Tom's mind, Marc gave up showbiz to pursue a simpler life of health, outdoor exercise and family. Marc has biked across the country and to this day works in a bike store instead of a TV studio. What does this old friend think about Tom's paths taken and not taken?

An AAR is a military term for "AFTER ACTION REVIEW".  Tom reviews the "actions" of his friends Tony and Karin's wedding! Is it appropriate to give a donation in lieu of a wedding gift? Tom Kelly calls his friend Karin to tell her that he is making a donation with her wedding gift. How will she handle it? PLUS some times that Tom was not welcome at weddings. Quinnipiac University's Father Lou Scholarship Fund Click View All Programs and select Father Louis Evangelisto Scholarship Fund. https://securelb.imodules.com/s/1656/giving/interior.aspx?sid=1656&gid=2&pgid=509&cid=1244 

Tom has a fun and casual chat with his friend Pete in a “Topic Dump.” By audience demand! Kim Kardashian released a new Skims bra with built-in nipples. But she did it for environmental awareness. Tom plays “Things That Remind Him Of Kim’s Headlights” Tom tries to rank the neighborhoods of the Bellmore – Merrick area. And more! 

Caroline’s on Broadway, Dangerfield’s, and now LOL! Another comedy club in New York City has closed! The LOL Comedy Club on Restaurant Row in Times Square, New York City shut its doors for the last time October 29th. The Times Square Comedy scene is an uncelebrated corner of the New York Comedy scene. Crowds who are “barked in” to a comedy show. No one in the audience is there on purpose. Comedians have to be in the moment and make people laugh. Tom Kelly talks with the man he believes is the“Godfather” of Times Square Comedy, Francisco Aldorando. Cisko gives tips on how to entertain a skeptical audience that doesn’t want to be there. He discusses the history of 46th Street Comedy, shares why he may be happier than other stand up comedians and what’s next for him now that LOL has closed its doors!

Matthew Perry, the charismatic actor known for his unforgettable portrayal of Chandler Bing in the iconic television series "Friends," has passed away at the age of 53. Before his meteoric rise to fame on the beloved sitcom, Perry showcased his exceptional talent on the small screen, captivating audiences with his wit and comedic prowess in shows like "Silver Spoons" “Growing Pains”, “Empty Nest” “Caroline in the City” and others.   Why are we sad about his passing.  We saw ourselves in his long lived character, the sarcastic Chandler that etched his name into television history.   Beyond his acting career, Perry dedicated significant time and effort to his work with addicts, drawing from his own struggles with substance abuse to raise awareness and provide support. His commitment to helping those battling addiction served as an inspiring testament to his compassion and resilience.  

Does having a job adjacent to your dreams help you to or keep you from achieving your dreams?   In 2022, headlines were made and the comedy community grieved as the world Famous Caroline’s Comedy Club closed its doors New Years Eve of 2022.  The space was quickly converted into a Spin ping pong palace.   Ray Gootz is a stand up comedian who not only ran a weekly show there.  But he also managed the service end of the Caroline’s for 12 years.  He talks about how he gave up restaurant management to pursue comedy full time.  He talks about how saying the wrong words on the Keith and the Girl podcast irritated long time talent manager Louis Feranda and got him fired.   Ray shares what it’s like to go back to the building that once occupied the club where his career started.  He relives his experiences of what he did right and what he did wrong.    

Tom Kelly discusses silly topics while driving around Florida in a Mustang convertible. Should a woman go on a Cessna plane as a first date? Did Tom's "friend" save a dog's life at the airport? How was Tom's Florida wedding? Rental Car tips!

Episode 333 was the silly look at going to a reunion. This is the serious one. After a day and a half of reuniting with friends at Quinnipiac University's Bobcat Weekend, Tom is emotional on the drive home. Why do people go to reunions? Did Tom see anyone he wanted to see? At the end of the day, Tom thinks people go to reunions to feel like they mattered. Did he?  

Tom Kelly attends his college reunion.  He’s single.  He thinks the single women at his reunion will be “left overs” while he being single is a “unicorn”.  Listen to two friends and an Uber driver dispel him of that notion.  Plus other fun banter on . . . . The Tom Kelly Show

Should Columbus Day remain a holiday? Is there a need for an Indigenous People's Day? Is there a way to keep the best parts of Columbus Day while recognizing the horrors caused by colonization? Tom has the solution!

After a month of promotion, a man had a heart attack during Tom’s show at Governor’s Comedy Club sells out. See actual behind the scenes footage of the moment, the response, and how we transitioned back to fun once the man turned out to be ok. Video users: This is the highest production values I’ve ever had on a podcast Show Notes: Farmingdale Teacher Gina Pellettiere / Joseph Pellettiere Fundraiser Johnny Mac Emcee’s Instagram: heresjohnnymac

Today on the Tom Kelly Show Podcast: Tom grieves to find out an acquaintance from college has passed away. He then wonders if he should be grieving when he finds that his dead friend was not his Facebook friend.

Tom discusses the TikTok trend . . . "Do men think about the Roman Empire?" Plus did my mom have a friend who lost their dead dog on the Long Island Rail Road? and just to help Tom's career . . . does Long Island need another accused serial killer?

Should Tom Kelly stop saying "Trigger Warning" in favor of "Content Warning". Plus . . . Dewanna Bonner is a star in the WNBA. Tom loves saying her name with his Long Island accent. Tom shares a "comedy malfunction" when he asks regular New Yorkers to say her name. And biggest news! - The Tom Kelly Show is sponsored by SalPino Food Market of Bellmore - Show Notes: SalPino of Bellmore Dewanna Bonner Instagram Becca Allen Instagram:

For the regular Tom Kelly Show fans, this is lazy as far as content but I want your opinions on the sound. - I'm shooting with an iPhone 13 Pro Max, a DJI wireless mic. I'm using a OSMO 6 Gimbal. I found the weight of the DJI Mic transmitter throws the balance off the Gimbal.

Ryan Zeitz is a stand-up comedian and bipolar mental health advocate based out of Toronto, Ontario.  He leads standup comedy classes for people struggling with depression.  As a professional comedian Tom Kelly questions the value of such classes as Ryan and Tom discuss whether performing stand up is the cause of depression or the cure. This is a walk and talk episode filmed with some new toys. Audio: DJI Mic Video: iPhone 13 Pro Max with Osmo 6 Selfie Stick Gimbel. Ryan Zeitz Instagram: Ivan Decker, Comedian Ryan Admires:

"We sit down with talented Nicole Eggert, whose name you might recognize from iconic TV shows like 'Baywatch' and 'Charles in Charge.' We dive into the fascinating journey of her career — from her very first gig in a Johnson and Johnson baby shampoo commercial to becoming a household name on two seasons on Baywatch. Nicole opens up about why she walked away from acting, including her adventure as an ice cream truck owner and how embracing motherhood has redefined her priorities and perspective. We also explore her new documentary that takes a nostalgic look back at 'Baywatch,' and like many of us, including host Tom Kelly, Nicole shares her thoughts on navigating what comes next in life. Show Notes: Nicole Eggert's Podcast: Perfectly Twisted on YouTube Nicole Eggert's Podcast: Perfectly Twisted On Apple Nicole Eggert's Podcast: Website:

Al Martin is the owner of the Broadway Comedy Club and once owned the New York Comedy Club in New York City. Al's comedy empire rose from the ashes of having his polygraph business destroyed by Federal legislation in the 1990s. Al discusses his new one man show at the Broadway Comedy Club this Saturday September 9th and how adversity lead to his successes. - Plus: Al gives advice for people reinventing their lives, comedians just starting out and of course . . . Tom Kelly.

Jimmy Buffett has passed away. Tom Kelly shares a story about Jimmy Buffett's support for Weeki Wachee Springs State Park. Plus . . . Tom shares his own reflections on Summer 2023 ending and a memory of "The Last Seven Minutes Of Summer.

Tom's going viral! Only in Southern Nassau County, New York and Massapequa Long Island. His TikTok and Instagram success has made him a "micro influencer" on Long Island. Tom explores the pressure of following your own success when you're on a good streak. Plus: Why Taylor Swift Will Never Become President. Inside Stories and "Real Person Talent" from Good Morning America's Tim McGraw concert!

Bob Barker, the iconic host of the long-running game show "The Price is Right," passed away at the age of 99. Known for his warmth and charm, Barker was a beloved figure in American television for over five decades. He was a passionate animal rights advocate and Tom learns that he asked people to “spay or neuter” their pets NOT spay AND neuter. But for all of Barker’s work, perhaps he reminds us of staying home from school and the people who loved us on sick and snow days. Come on down and enjoy this retrospective pod podcast on Bob Barker’s his life and impact!

Inspired by a quote I heard from Gandhi on Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. "Your biggest accomplishment is holding you back." Is the biggest thing you've done emotionally keeping you from doing the next big thing?

Tom Kelly joins the WGA and SAG AFTRA picket lines as the summer of strikes continues. Tom discusses his own experiences and lack of support on a few issues as a SAG AFTRA Member. Does the union represent the needs of the "regular" union member? Is this strike about the "cool kids" in the union? Is Fran Drescher a proper leader? Tom details what he believes the WGA and SAG AFTRA will have to do to make the strike more effective.

Megan Rapinoe Missed the penalty shot that cost her and the American Women's Soccer Team the World Cup. Then . . . she laughed. Are the uber successful able to laugh at their biggest failures? Do you have to laugh at your failures? Or was this just plain inappropriate.

Tom Kelly maintains the grave of a long passed away friend, John McCann. In the middle of reflecting on his own life . . . Tom remembers and plays a clip where John . . . brought Tom down a notch on their old podcast "This Show Again".