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Jon Thozeski
I talk jokes, sports, my opinion on different current topics/events, and whatever else comes to mind. Come hangout in my brain once a week! Email - [email protected]
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Podding On a Saturday, Brain is Still Broken, and Bare Bones Quality

Podding On a Saturday, Brain is Still Broken, and Bare Bones Quality

Today I talked about how inconsistent the pod has been, dropping an episode on a Saturday, still trying to fix my brain, reaching out to get guests, and MORE! IG/twitter - jonthozeski
21:0918/02/2023
Guests Are Coming, Fixing My Brain, Lots of ”Allegedly”!

Guests Are Coming, Fixing My Brain, Lots of ”Allegedly”!

Dare I say....."we're back"? This episode felt a lot like my earlier more energetic podcasts - allegedly I know why, when I grow up I want to be a stay at home dad, getting us some guests, and MORE! twitter/IG - jonthozeski
26:4609/02/2023
Sick Again, Free Coffee, and Pokemon Cards

Sick Again, Free Coffee, and Pokemon Cards

Today my Pokemon buying is getting out of control, somehow I'm sick again, how to get a free coffee (allegedly), wasting time, and MORE! twitter/IG - jonthozeski
19:1302/02/2023
Back To Business As Usual!

Back To Business As Usual!

Today I talked about my latest doctor appointment, weird smells, and MORE! twitter/IG - jonthozeski
15:2526/01/2023
Health Update, Addicted to Betting, and Popcorn

Health Update, Addicted to Betting, and Popcorn

Today I admit I'm addicted to sports betting, an annoying trip to the theater, health update mentally and physically, and MORE! IG/twitter - jonthozeski
24:0417/01/2023
Where I’ve Been, Bloody Health Scare, and Winter Camp

Where I’ve Been, Bloody Health Scare, and Winter Camp

Today was just a quick update of why I haven't been recording episodes, blood coming from a place a guy shouldn't have blood coming from, winter camp at one of my jobs, and MORE! IG/Twitter - jonthozeski
23:0606/01/2023
Fantasy Football Rant, Christmas Decorations, and Thanksgiving

Fantasy Football Rant, Christmas Decorations, and Thanksgiving

I tried to eat typical Thanksgiving food this year, when is too early to put your Christmas tree up and when is too late to take down, and a long rant about fantasy football and what I'm going to do IF I go 8-6 and miss the playoffs...   Twitter/IG - jonthozeski
29:1908/12/2022
I’m Back and I’m Married! Wedding Recap and MORE!

I’m Back and I’m Married! Wedding Recap and MORE!

Today I talked about the day of my wedding, how much fun we had, my fantasy league making me angry, and MORE!   twitter/IG - jonthozeski
25:4529/11/2022
My Fantasy Football Team is 4-3 Here I Come

My Fantasy Football Team is 4-3 Here I Come

Today I talked about fantasy football, my year long team is crushing, my daily teams are getting killed, new strategy time, and MORE! twitter/IG - jonthozeski
23:0427/10/2022
3-3 in Fantasy, Dan and Sternik I’m Coming For You

3-3 in Fantasy, Dan and Sternik I’m Coming For You

Yeah I called them both out in the title, yeah I lost to both of them already, no I don't care - also I'm finally understanding what it's like to be a Browns fan at 28 years old, and MORE! twitter/IG - jonthozeski
27:1619/10/2022
My Team is Superior Even Though I’m 2-3

My Team is Superior Even Though I’m 2-3

Today I talked fantasy football week 5, my team is the best even though my record is losing, meat department is dumb, trade rape accusation, and more! Twitter/IG - jonthozeski
30:2313/10/2022
My Fantasy League is in BIG Trouble

My Fantasy League is in BIG Trouble

Today was more sh*t talking in fantasy football, I have a soundboard.....kind of, winning in daily fantasy, and more! Twitter/IG - jonthozeski
29:1506/10/2022
Highs and Lows of Fantasy Football to The Brohican Bachelor Party

Highs and Lows of Fantasy Football to The Brohican Bachelor Party

Today I talked about being 1-2 in my year long fantasy league and why I'm not worried yet, my weekend bachelor party at Mohican, going to the Browns game, and MORE! IG/twitter - jonthozeski
29:5027/09/2022
Uh Oh! Someone Scored 175....Someone Didn’t Score 75

Uh Oh! Someone Scored 175....Someone Didn’t Score 75

I'm 1-1 in fantasy and talking my talk before my team falls apart! Fantasy football talk, a couple Sweet Sixteen brackets, and MORE! IG/twitter - jonthozeski
32:4720/09/2022
Fantasy Week 1 Recap and Succulents are BS

Fantasy Week 1 Recap and Succulents are BS

Today I talked about fantasy week 1 not going my way, succulents are on my hit list, am I an old man or a handy man, and MORE! Twitter/IG - jonthozeski
22:3314/09/2022
One Day Away From Football!

One Day Away From Football!

Today I talked more about fantasy football, I hate the other players in my league, answered a ton of anonymous questions, and MORE! IG/twitter - jonthozeski
29:1707/09/2022
I Can’t Stop Rosterbating

I Can’t Stop Rosterbating

I'm not late on this episode...well, I am but it was on purpose! My year long fantasy football draft was last night, and it couldn't have really gone much better for my team. This is basically a recap of the draft along with my pre season message to the league. IG/Twitter - jonthozeski
28:0801/09/2022
Being a Little Kid Rocks

Being a Little Kid Rocks

Today I talked about fantasy football, answered the anonymous questions, being a little kid is awesome, and more!   twitter/IG - jonthozeski
23:2523/08/2022
I Bet You Thought I Was Done Again

I Bet You Thought I Was Done Again

Today I talked about getting tested for autism, fantasy football is around the corner, Zevia is better cold, and more! twitter/IG - jonthozeski
19:2217/08/2022
Ranting and Revealing That I Might Be Crazy

Ranting and Revealing That I Might Be Crazy

Sometimes you just need to vent, lucky for you I have a podcast so you can hear me complain! On a separate note, do we all have the voices in our head or am I crazy? Twitter/IG - jonthozeski
31:3609/08/2022
I Got Locked Out of My Account, But We’re Still Going Strong

I Got Locked Out of My Account, But We’re Still Going Strong

3 weeks in a row? Yeah, I'm back and I'm staying here. I talked about a HBO Documentary about my old next door neighbor, and I answered your "NGL" anonymous questions!   IG/Twitter - jonthozeski
29:0903/08/2022
2 Weeks in a Row - We’re Doing Great

2 Weeks in a Row - We’re Doing Great

Today I was a little tired but we powered through it! I read your anonymous messages and more!   IG/Twitter - jonthozeski
27:5426/07/2022
The Future of This That and Thoz....

The Future of This That and Thoz....

Today I talked about the new schedule that just may work, I read and answered your anonymous questions from Instagram, consistency is key, and MORE! Twitter/IG - jonthozeski TikTok - andthoz
22:2119/07/2022
OMG! I’m Back Again!

OMG! I’m Back Again!

Today I did a little recap of everything that's happened over the past 6 months, go in depth about my Pokemon addiction, feeling young - getting old, COVID made me fat, and MORE! IG/Twitter - jonthozeski TikTok - andthoz
28:2008/06/2022
Welcome Back...

Welcome Back...

I couldn't wait any longer, I missed you guys :)   IG/Twitter - jonthozeski TikTok - andthoz
15:0729/05/2022
My First Legit Excuse For A Late Episode

My First Legit Excuse For A Late Episode

Today I have my first actual excuse for dropping a late episode, 2022 is the "No Apology Tour", dogs mean more than we think, and MORE IG/Twitter - jonthozeski TikTok - andthoz
31:0731/12/2021
Picking Up A Ring and 2022’s Plan

Picking Up A Ring and 2022’s Plan

Today you come with me to pick up my ENGAGEMENT RING! Watch the mood go from shitting on myself to giving ZERO f**ks at the snap of a finger! TikTok - andthoz IG / Twitter - jonthozeski
23:3522/12/2021
Two Weeks In A Row - We Can‘t Be Stopped!

Two Weeks In A Row - We Can‘t Be Stopped!

Today we're kicking off the holiday season, my fantasy team sucks again, I'm out dated on news, and more!   TikTok - andthoz IG/Twitter - jonthozeski
23:2723/11/2021
We Have A Schedule, I‘m a TikToker, and MORE!

We Have A Schedule, I‘m a TikToker, and MORE!

Today I talked about finally getting a schedule for the podcast, Thanksgiving vs Parma cops - who sucks more, is broccoli and eggs a real thing, and more! IG/twitter - jonthozeski TikTok - andthoz
32:4416/11/2021
Back to Normal?

Back to Normal?

Today I try to take a step back to being normal, can I get my podcast sh*t together, OBJ isn't worth it anymore, life updates, and MORE! Twitter/IG - jonthozeski
25:5503/11/2021
I Guess This is a Carcast Now?

I Guess This is a Carcast Now?

Another episode on the road, more fantasy football, Kyle‘s wedding, two jobs, it’s my birthday, and more!
24:3620/10/2021
CarCast 2 and More Fantasy Football

CarCast 2 and More Fantasy Football

Back on the road and talking fantasy football IG/Twitter - jonthozeski
30:3626/09/2021
CarCast and Fantasy Football

CarCast and Fantasy Football

Apologies on the audio, we did this episode in the car. Fantasy Football week 1, getting tickets, winning $1,000,000, and more! IG/Twitter - jonthozeski
28:2214/09/2021
Allegedly Jake Paul is The Greatest Boxer of All Time

Allegedly Jake Paul is The Greatest Boxer of All Time

Today I recap Jake Paul vs Tyron Woodley, people hating on Jake and Logan Paul, sending this podcast to my doctor, peaks behind the curtain, and more! IG/Twitter - jonthozeski
31:5631/08/2021
Booking A Cameo Is Hard Work

Booking A Cameo Is Hard Work

Today I tried to surprise my fantasy football league, but it turns out booking a Cameo is a little too hard, we're back baby....hopefully this time for good! IG/Twitter - jonthozeski
27:3525/08/2021
Clearly I Can't Follow a Schedule and Meeting Rick Glassman

Clearly I Can't Follow a Schedule and Meeting Rick Glassman

Who has no hair and can't follow a schedule - the host of this podcast! I also met my favorite podcaster Rick Glassman, and MORE! IG/Twitter - jonthozeski
26:4111/08/2021
Taking Dogs To Sports Games, TikTok D Bags, Being Open, and MORE!

Taking Dogs To Sports Games, TikTok D Bags, Being Open, and MORE!

Today we highlight some TikTok douche, taking your dogs to sports games, little dogs are worthless, being more open with you guys, and more! IG/Twitter - jonthozeski
30:0628/07/2021
New Mic - New Me, Unmotivated, Bo Burnham INSIDE Pt. 2, UFC Recap, and MORE

New Mic - New Me, Unmotivated, Bo Burnham INSIDE Pt. 2, UFC Recap, and MORE

We got a new microphone! Feeling unmotivated, revisiting Bo Burnham's INSIDE special song by song, a UFC recap, Jake Paul inside scoop, being in your late 20's/early 30's is a confusing time, our planet is weird, and more! IG/Twitter - jonthozeski
40:3116/07/2021
Bo Burnham : INSIDE, Starbucks Rant, Monster Rant, and MORE!

Bo Burnham : INSIDE, Starbucks Rant, Monster Rant, and MORE!

Today I talked about Bo Burnham's new special, I rant about Starbucks, I tried a new zero sugar Monster, NBA Live was the best, The NBA Playoffs are better without Lebron and Steph, and MORE! IG/Twitter - jonthozeski  
33:2307/07/2021
I'm Back In Ohio AND Back On The Podcast!

I'm Back In Ohio AND Back On The Podcast!

I'm BAAAAACK....? Just a recap episode, I don't trust cats, drying up the ladies in my man cave, where was I for so long, packing a bag, and more! IG / Twitter - jonthozeski
26:4723/06/2021
My Last Episode In North Carolina...

My Last Episode In North Carolina...

Today I recap my last few days in NC, how I this might not be my last episode in NC - but possibly ever (hopefully not), getting emotional, looking back at the move and my time here and MORE IG/Twitter - jonthozeski
24:2927/05/2021
Moving Back Home, Super Straight, I Might Die, and MORE!

Moving Back Home, Super Straight, I Might Die, and MORE!

Today I talked about the bittersweet feeling of moving home, a conversation I heard about the sexual preference "super straight", I may die on my drive home, back on my fitness, and more! IG/Twitter - jonthozeski
33:4221/05/2021
Why Do I Yawn, DOGE, Being Insecure pt 2, Working At Starbucks, and MORE

Why Do I Yawn, DOGE, Being Insecure pt 2, Working At Starbucks, and MORE

Today the yawns are back, I also talked more about being insecure, moving back to Ohio, the Browns draft, DOGE making people feel like stock experts, being torn on NFTs, and more! Twitter/IG - jonthozeski
36:3006/05/2021
Being Insecure, UFC 261 Recap, Rick Glassman's Podcast, and MORE!

Being Insecure, UFC 261 Recap, Rick Glassman's Podcast, and MORE!

Today I talked about getting ANOTHER 1 star review, being insecure about the podcast episodes while it's gaining traction, UFC 261 recap, bad North Carolina drivers, the mechanic doesn't know what's wrong with my car, needing a therapist, and much more! IG/Twitter - jonthozeski
41:1328/04/2021
Jake Paul vs Ben Askren, Jenna's "Saving Private Ryan" Meltdown, Google History, and MORE

Jake Paul vs Ben Askren, Jenna's "Saving Private Ryan" Meltdown, Google History, and MORE

Today I let you guys know when I'm coming back to Ohio, Jake Paul vs Ben Askren being a complete nightmare, girls that get hotel rooms every weekend, my browser history, Jenna thinking Saving Private Ryan was a romantic comedy, and more! IG/Twitter - jonthozeski
40:5419/04/2021
Almost Getting Street Cred, YMH Live, Windbreaker Suits, and MORE

Almost Getting Street Cred, YMH Live, Windbreaker Suits, and MORE

Today I talk about almost getting street cred for a murder on my block, YMH Live, calling friends just to talk, saying outrageous things to make my friends laugh, heads up 7 up, windbreaker suits, and more! IG/twitter - jonthozeski
32:3807/04/2021
Lil Nax X, Being "Edgy", Michael Rapaport vs Dave Portnoy, Michael Rapaport vs Kevin Durant

Lil Nax X, Being "Edgy", Michael Rapaport vs Dave Portnoy, Michael Rapaport vs Kevin Durant

Today I talked about the Cleveland Indians, Lil Nas X trying so hard to be edgy, Lil Nas X vs Kaitlin Bennett, Michael Rapaport is softer than Kevin Durant, and more! IG/twitter - jonthozeski
34:0601/04/2021
Cereal Champion, Where's My Food, and MORE!

Cereal Champion, Where's My Food, and MORE!

Today we recap the cereal Final Four and cereal champion, I ordered food and didn't get it, Stipe vs Francis 2, my diet still sucks, and more! IG/Twitter - jonthozeski
22:5724/03/2021
Cereal Sweet 16 Update, Am I On The Spectrum, Is The Pokemon Community Dying, and MORE!

Cereal Sweet 16 Update, Am I On The Spectrum, Is The Pokemon Community Dying, and MORE!

Today I talked about our Sweet 16 Cereal Edition, I question if I'm a little bit on the spectrum, story time from my childhood, I debate if the Pokemon community is dying, a UFC fight that didn't sit well with me, and more! tiktok - andthoz IG/Twitter - jonthozeski
40:4015/03/2021
Official Cereal Sweet 16 Rankings, My Diet Is Trash, 1960's Commercials, and MORE

Official Cereal Sweet 16 Rankings, My Diet Is Trash, 1960's Commercials, and MORE

Today I give you the official cereal Sweet 16 rankings and who I think will win, ear wax candles don't work, my diet is still garbage, 1960's commercials were great, Robinhood still sucks, and more! IG/Twitter - jonthozeski TikTok - andthoz
39:1326/02/2021