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Jon Thozeski
I talk jokes, sports, my opinion on different current topics/events, and whatever else comes to mind. Come hangout in my brain once a week! Email - [email protected]
Podding On a Saturday, Brain is Still Broken, and Bare Bones Quality
Today I talked about how inconsistent the pod has been, dropping an episode on a Saturday, still trying to fix my brain, reaching out to get guests, and MORE!
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21:0918/02/2023
Guests Are Coming, Fixing My Brain, Lots of ”Allegedly”!
Dare I say....."we're back"? This episode felt a lot like my earlier more energetic podcasts - allegedly I know why, when I grow up I want to be a stay at home dad, getting us some guests, and MORE!
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26:4609/02/2023
Sick Again, Free Coffee, and Pokemon Cards
Today my Pokemon buying is getting out of control, somehow I'm sick again, how to get a free coffee (allegedly), wasting time, and MORE!
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19:1302/02/2023
Back To Business As Usual!
Today I talked about my latest doctor appointment, weird smells, and MORE!
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15:2526/01/2023
Health Update, Addicted to Betting, and Popcorn
Today I admit I'm addicted to sports betting, an annoying trip to the theater, health update mentally and physically, and MORE!
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24:0417/01/2023
Where I’ve Been, Bloody Health Scare, and Winter Camp
Today was just a quick update of why I haven't been recording episodes, blood coming from a place a guy shouldn't have blood coming from, winter camp at one of my jobs, and MORE!
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23:0606/01/2023
Fantasy Football Rant, Christmas Decorations, and Thanksgiving
I tried to eat typical Thanksgiving food this year, when is too early to put your Christmas tree up and when is too late to take down, and a long rant about fantasy football and what I'm going to do IF I go 8-6 and miss the playoffs...
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29:1908/12/2022
I’m Back and I’m Married! Wedding Recap and MORE!
Today I talked about the day of my wedding, how much fun we had, my fantasy league making me angry, and MORE!
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25:4529/11/2022
My Fantasy Football Team is 4-3 Here I Come
Today I talked about fantasy football, my year long team is crushing, my daily teams are getting killed, new strategy time, and MORE!
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23:0427/10/2022
3-3 in Fantasy, Dan and Sternik I’m Coming For You
Yeah I called them both out in the title, yeah I lost to both of them already, no I don't care - also I'm finally understanding what it's like to be a Browns fan at 28 years old, and MORE!
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27:1619/10/2022
My Team is Superior Even Though I’m 2-3
Today I talked fantasy football week 5, my team is the best even though my record is losing, meat department is dumb, trade rape accusation, and more!
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30:2313/10/2022
My Fantasy League is in BIG Trouble
Today was more sh*t talking in fantasy football, I have a soundboard.....kind of, winning in daily fantasy, and more!
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29:1506/10/2022
Highs and Lows of Fantasy Football to The Brohican Bachelor Party
Today I talked about being 1-2 in my year long fantasy league and why I'm not worried yet, my weekend bachelor party at Mohican, going to the Browns game, and MORE!
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29:5027/09/2022
Uh Oh! Someone Scored 175....Someone Didn’t Score 75
I'm 1-1 in fantasy and talking my talk before my team falls apart! Fantasy football talk, a couple Sweet Sixteen brackets, and MORE!
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32:4720/09/2022
Fantasy Week 1 Recap and Succulents are BS
Today I talked about fantasy week 1 not going my way, succulents are on my hit list, am I an old man or a handy man, and MORE!
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22:3314/09/2022
One Day Away From Football!
Today I talked more about fantasy football, I hate the other players in my league, answered a ton of anonymous questions, and MORE!
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29:1707/09/2022
I Can’t Stop Rosterbating
I'm not late on this episode...well, I am but it was on purpose! My year long fantasy football draft was last night, and it couldn't have really gone much better for my team. This is basically a recap of the draft along with my pre season message to the league.
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28:0801/09/2022
Being a Little Kid Rocks
Today I talked about fantasy football, answered the anonymous questions, being a little kid is awesome, and more!
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23:2523/08/2022
I Bet You Thought I Was Done Again
Today I talked about getting tested for autism, fantasy football is around the corner, Zevia is better cold, and more!
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19:2217/08/2022
Ranting and Revealing That I Might Be Crazy
Sometimes you just need to vent, lucky for you I have a podcast so you can hear me complain! On a separate note, do we all have the voices in our head or am I crazy?
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31:3609/08/2022
I Got Locked Out of My Account, But We’re Still Going Strong
3 weeks in a row? Yeah, I'm back and I'm staying here. I talked about a HBO Documentary about my old next door neighbor, and I answered your "NGL" anonymous questions!
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29:0903/08/2022
2 Weeks in a Row - We’re Doing Great
Today I was a little tired but we powered through it! I read your anonymous messages and more!
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27:5426/07/2022
The Future of This That and Thoz....
Today I talked about the new schedule that just may work, I read and answered your anonymous questions from Instagram, consistency is key, and MORE!
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22:2119/07/2022
OMG! I’m Back Again!
Today I did a little recap of everything that's happened over the past 6 months, go in depth about my Pokemon addiction, feeling young - getting old, COVID made me fat, and MORE!
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28:2008/06/2022
Welcome Back...
I couldn't wait any longer, I missed you guys :)
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15:0729/05/2022
My First Legit Excuse For A Late Episode
Today I have my first actual excuse for dropping a late episode, 2022 is the "No Apology Tour", dogs mean more than we think, and MORE
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31:0731/12/2021
Picking Up A Ring and 2022’s Plan
Today you come with me to pick up my ENGAGEMENT RING! Watch the mood go from shitting on myself to giving ZERO f**ks at the snap of a finger!
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23:3522/12/2021
Two Weeks In A Row - We Can‘t Be Stopped!
Today we're kicking off the holiday season, my fantasy team sucks again, I'm out dated on news, and more!
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23:2723/11/2021
We Have A Schedule, I‘m a TikToker, and MORE!
Today I talked about finally getting a schedule for the podcast, Thanksgiving vs Parma cops - who sucks more, is broccoli and eggs a real thing, and more!
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32:4416/11/2021
Back to Normal?
Today I try to take a step back to being normal, can I get my podcast sh*t together, OBJ isn't worth it anymore, life updates, and MORE!
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25:5503/11/2021
I Guess This is a Carcast Now?
Another episode on the road, more fantasy football, Kyle‘s wedding, two jobs, it’s my birthday, and more!
24:3620/10/2021
CarCast 2 and More Fantasy Football
Back on the road and talking fantasy football
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30:3626/09/2021
CarCast and Fantasy Football
Apologies on the audio, we did this episode in the car. Fantasy Football week 1, getting tickets, winning $1,000,000, and more!
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28:2214/09/2021
Allegedly Jake Paul is The Greatest Boxer of All Time
Today I recap Jake Paul vs Tyron Woodley, people hating on Jake and Logan Paul, sending this podcast to my doctor, peaks behind the curtain, and more!
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31:5631/08/2021
Booking A Cameo Is Hard Work
Today I tried to surprise my fantasy football league, but it turns out booking a Cameo is a little too hard, we're back baby....hopefully this time for good!
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27:3525/08/2021
Clearly I Can't Follow a Schedule and Meeting Rick Glassman
Who has no hair and can't follow a schedule - the host of this podcast! I also met my favorite podcaster Rick Glassman, and MORE!
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26:4111/08/2021
Taking Dogs To Sports Games, TikTok D Bags, Being Open, and MORE!
Today we highlight some TikTok douche, taking your dogs to sports games, little dogs are worthless, being more open with you guys, and more!
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30:0628/07/2021
New Mic - New Me, Unmotivated, Bo Burnham INSIDE Pt. 2, UFC Recap, and MORE
We got a new microphone! Feeling unmotivated, revisiting Bo Burnham's INSIDE special song by song, a UFC recap, Jake Paul inside scoop, being in your late 20's/early 30's is a confusing time, our planet is weird, and more!
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40:3116/07/2021
Bo Burnham : INSIDE, Starbucks Rant, Monster Rant, and MORE!
Today I talked about Bo Burnham's new special, I rant about Starbucks, I tried a new zero sugar Monster, NBA Live was the best, The NBA Playoffs are better without Lebron and Steph, and MORE!
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33:2307/07/2021
I'm Back In Ohio AND Back On The Podcast!
I'm BAAAAACK....? Just a recap episode, I don't trust cats, drying up the ladies in my man cave, where was I for so long, packing a bag, and more!
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26:4723/06/2021
My Last Episode In North Carolina...
Today I recap my last few days in NC, how I this might not be my last episode in NC - but possibly ever (hopefully not), getting emotional, looking back at the move and my time here and MORE
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24:2927/05/2021
Moving Back Home, Super Straight, I Might Die, and MORE!
Today I talked about the bittersweet feeling of moving home, a conversation I heard about the sexual preference "super straight", I may die on my drive home, back on my fitness, and more!
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33:4221/05/2021
Why Do I Yawn, DOGE, Being Insecure pt 2, Working At Starbucks, and MORE
Today the yawns are back, I also talked more about being insecure, moving back to Ohio, the Browns draft, DOGE making people feel like stock experts, being torn on NFTs, and more!
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36:3006/05/2021
Being Insecure, UFC 261 Recap, Rick Glassman's Podcast, and MORE!
Today I talked about getting ANOTHER 1 star review, being insecure about the podcast episodes while it's gaining traction, UFC 261 recap, bad North Carolina drivers, the mechanic doesn't know what's wrong with my car, needing a therapist, and much more!
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41:1328/04/2021
Jake Paul vs Ben Askren, Jenna's "Saving Private Ryan" Meltdown, Google History, and MORE
Today I let you guys know when I'm coming back to Ohio, Jake Paul vs Ben Askren being a complete nightmare, girls that get hotel rooms every weekend, my browser history, Jenna thinking Saving Private Ryan was a romantic comedy, and more!
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40:5419/04/2021
Almost Getting Street Cred, YMH Live, Windbreaker Suits, and MORE
Today I talk about almost getting street cred for a murder on my block, YMH Live, calling friends just to talk, saying outrageous things to make my friends laugh, heads up 7 up, windbreaker suits, and more!
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32:3807/04/2021
Lil Nax X, Being "Edgy", Michael Rapaport vs Dave Portnoy, Michael Rapaport vs Kevin Durant
Today I talked about the Cleveland Indians, Lil Nas X trying so hard to be edgy, Lil Nas X vs Kaitlin Bennett, Michael Rapaport is softer than Kevin Durant, and more!
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34:0601/04/2021
Cereal Champion, Where's My Food, and MORE!
Today we recap the cereal Final Four and cereal champion, I ordered food and didn't get it, Stipe vs Francis 2, my diet still sucks, and more!
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22:5724/03/2021
Cereal Sweet 16 Update, Am I On The Spectrum, Is The Pokemon Community Dying, and MORE!
Today I talked about our Sweet 16 Cereal Edition, I question if I'm a little bit on the spectrum, story time from my childhood, I debate if the Pokemon community is dying, a UFC fight that didn't sit well with me, and more!
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40:4015/03/2021
Official Cereal Sweet 16 Rankings, My Diet Is Trash, 1960's Commercials, and MORE
Today I give you the official cereal Sweet 16 rankings and who I think will win, ear wax candles don't work, my diet is still garbage, 1960's commercials were great, Robinhood still sucks, and more!
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39:1326/02/2021