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Have you got a problem? Are you at the end of your tether? Perhaps you’d like to enlist the help of Michael & Hilary Whitehall? This podcast is your invitation to take a comfy seat in the Whitehall family home and garner their thoughts on everything from workouts to weddings, seaside towns to social media and everything in between.
Expect rants, raves, harsh truths and expletives as Hilary & Michael consider your points of view and possibly even help you solve an issue!
The Whitehalls are offering you complete access to their combined life experiences and the precious wisdom that they’ve gathered over the years, so why not take them up on it?!
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LIFE LESSONS: "Mulch your beds."
At this time of year, the green-fingered DL knows that there's work to be done in the garden. Luckily, David the gardener is on hand with some handy hints if you need help getting started. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
15:2421/11/2024
Wardrobe Malfunctions, Toothgate & Katie from Kent
Not all of us have suffered a wardrobe malfunction, but todays DL certainly did. Plus, some Christmas present advice and a cheeky voice note from Kent! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
44:0918/11/2024
LIFE LESSONS: "Get yourself a towel that nobody else has got."
It's time for the maiden Wittering Whitehalls voice note! Remember to keep sending them in to the number below. Find out what DL Jenny's particular quandary was and how team WW's would have got around it. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
21:3414/11/2024
Master of Ceremonies, A Photo Request & Musophobia
You DL's know your stuff, that's for sure. This week, a soon to be married DL needed to put her fiancé right about what Mr Whitehall would and wouldn't do and it's likely that she's spot on. Plus, helpful rats doing a wonderful job and a request for a photograph, from Kenya! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
41:2111/11/2024
LIFE LESSONS: "It's not ungrammatical, it's just silly."
It's been a little while since the Whitehalls have called Uncle Neil and this weeks email is the perfect opportunity to check back in with him... You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
16:2007/11/2024
Imposter Syndrome, The Wrong Present & Historical Jesus
Does Michael Whitehall ever suffer from imposter syndrome? What do we think...? Plus, buying an anniversary present and some of the best place names yet! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
43:0604/11/2024
LIFE LESSONS: "Don't give up."
It's not long until Mr & Mrs Whitehall accompany their son to New York for a show at the Carnegie Hall! So, how are the preparations coming along?Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
23:2531/10/2024
Trick Or Treating, The Mystery Cone & A First Time Comedian
We're into Mr Whitehall's favourite time of year... It's the spoooooooky season of halloween and he just can't get enough of it. On the slate this week - trick or treating, some odd goings on in an English village and a first time stand up comedian. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.
44:3528/10/2024
LIFE LESSONS: "A bit of dirt never hurt."
This week, a tired Mum of two is hoping that Mrs Whitehall can help to bring a bit of calm and order into the equation. Let's see... Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
19:0524/10/2024
Spiders, Bingo & Plant Wars
Unfortunately, for the arachnophobes among us, it's the time of year where our eight-legged visitors begin to show themselves. This week, an emailer encountered one and wanted it gone! Plus, a novel game of WW's bingo and 'The Great Garden Dispute of 2024.' You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
37:4021/10/2024
LIFE LESSONS: "The devil is in the detail!"
A couple of weeks ago, Mr & Mrs Whitehall were invited to The British Podcast Awards to present some awards. What a lovely treat. However, on this weeks bonus episode, you'll find out why it wasn't a complete success! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected], perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
23:4317/10/2024
Attracting Attention, Family Crests & Going On Holiday With A Stranger
There's almost nothing that Mr & Mrs Whitehall can't apply their wide-ranging experience and vast wisdom to and this week is no different. On the slate, we have how to attract attention in the digital age, an impressive bit of research into Whitehall family history and a question that you might not have asked yourself before... "Should I go on holiday with somebody I've only just met?"You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
39:5814/10/2024
LIFE LESSONS: "Try this trick when you're taking a picture..."
There seem to be a lot of farmers getting in touch recently and today, it's the turn of Emmersen, a 'plant sex expert' from Canada. Gosh. Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
21:3010/10/2024
Elvis Presley, Winston Churchill & Oxford Airport
It's a top tier edition of The Wittering Whitehalls this week. Find out the link between Winston Churchill and Oxford Airport and prepare to be taken back to a classic Travels With My Father moment, where Mr Whitehall was NOT having a good day.You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
39:5607/10/2024
LIFE LESSONS: "Try a six second kiss, or a twenty second hug."
Oxytocin is important, apparently. This week, Mrs Whitehall gives you a shortcut to oxytocin-infused bliss. It's all inspired by an email about hugging people at work, so imagine what Mr Whitehall makes of that... Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
19:1103/10/2024
Corfu, Old Friends & Old Flames
The Whitehalls managed to sneak off for a little few days in Corfu, so how did it go? Plus, revisiting old romances and some big news regarding some live shows! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
42:3830/09/2024
LIFE LESSONS: "Honesty & openness is the way forward."
There are several things they say you should never discuss, but none of the rules apply when it comes to conversations between The Whitehalls & their DL's. With that in mind, here's a tricky email about separate financial affairs in a marriage! Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
21:0326/09/2024
Hoof Trimming, Teen Holidays & A Swedish Office Debacle
Are you familiar with 'hoof trimming'? DO NOT look it up if you're eating, or generally hate things that are DISGUSTING. Plus, including the wrong recipient on an email and going on holiday with your mates at 18. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
36:1323/09/2024
LIFE LESSONS: "Never leave the house without a hat."
Time for the 2nd dose of the week. Here's an email from an anonymous DL who is open to suggestions regarding his hair loss. Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
18:4219/09/2024
New Series "Drop", Donald Duck & Roast Potato Gate
And just like that, they're back! Hilary & Michael, back on the sofa at Whitehall Towers answering your emails in the way only they can. Balance is restored. So what have they been up to and more importantly, how did that dinner party from the emailer last series, with all the dietary requirements go? Let's find out! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
37:1216/09/2024
LIFE LESSONS: If there's the option of a picnic... Take it."
So, here's the final say from the Whitehalls before a little break. Keep an eye out for their return in September! Meanwhile, a DL inspires talk of alfresco dining and leads to us all learning "why is it windy in the evening?"Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
22:5022/08/2024
Ageing, Helping Out & Ditching The Booze (with special guest Nick Grimshaw!)
Lovely Grimmy joins Michael & Hilary for the series finale to discuss how getting older works, why you should learn to say "no" and the upsides of taking it easy on the booze. Plus... Vegan curry, 'pig' dogs and weightlifting. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
45:2419/08/2024
LIFE LESSONS: "Keep up with the house maintenance!"
There are ACTUAL experts on hand for todays life lessons, yes lessons plural! There's plenty to learn, so don't be distracted by Mr Whitehall standing up halfway through the episode to sort out his tranklements. Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
17:0915/08/2024
Dietary Requirements, Playing A Character & 'Rawdogging'
You might have heard the term 'rawdogging' before, but rest assured that it is not THAT which Mr & Mrs Whitehall find themselves discussing this week. Plus, is Michael Whitehall real and what would you like for dinner?You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
42:3512/08/2024
LIFE LESSONS: "You can do an awful lot with rhubarb."
This week, DL Rachel suggests that this type of episode should be called a recipe-sode. Nice. Still in the garden at the BBH with all sorts of aircraft interrupting the flow, The Whitehalls have plenty of thoughts to share with you before the weekend. Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
20:1108/08/2024
Doppelgängers, Hot Wax & Fatherhood with My Father
And now for something completely different... This week, Mr & Mrs Whitehall come to you from the garden of the BBH (do we all know what that means now?) With birds singing in the background and the sun shining, it's time for one of the most wonderfully written emails in WW's history and another to make you say "ouch".You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
38:5005/08/2024
LIFE LESSONS: "Always keep the receipt!"
A receipt can save you a lot of aggravation if you can lay your hands on it and this week, Mrs Whitehall has a very good example of just that. Plus, dog training, a Teasmade and a few more cheeky place names. Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
19:0901/08/2024
A Wedding Dress, A 'SCUDL' & Throop
What on earth is 'Throop'? Find out today! Plus, a tricky situation with a wedding dress, a relocation recommendation and the tale of Poundbury.You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
40:2829/07/2024
LIFE LESSONS: "The Grandparents know what they're doing!"
This week, a DL whose going back to work and worried that the headstrong toddler might get the best of her grandparents! Mrs Whitehall says... Don't worry about a thing.Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
16:3525/07/2024
Pimple Popping, Artificial Intelligence & Shakespeare
Now THERE is an episode title! This week, hear exactly what happens as an 84 year old man is introduced to the spot popping part of the internet. Wow. Plus, an email from Chat GPT and a shocking performance of a Shakespearean classic.You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
37:3222/07/2024
LIFE LESSONS: "Setting your lights on timers before a holiday? Do this!"
Security is important and if you're leaving your house for any length of time, you don't want anyone snooping around. Mrs Whitehall has the advice you need!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
20:0618/07/2024
A Sewing Machine, An Organ & Seven Miles To Bermondsey
There's been a bit of showbiz mingling this week. Aside from all that, your excellent emails continue to come in and this week, it's time to talk about sewing machines and... Organs!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
37:1215/07/2024
LIFE LESSONS: "If there's an old man in YOUR seat, let him sit in it."
It's a "what would you have done?" episode this week. Mr & Mrs Whitehall had an exchange over seating arrangements in Greece and were left puzzled. Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
19:3111/07/2024
Downsizing, Hotel Musts & Tinkering In Toronto
It's time for the Monday fix of witterings for you, the DL! This week, advice on how to emotionally prepare for a big house move, what Mr Whitehall's demands are in a hotel and what to do about an octogenarian parent with a tendency towards tinkering.You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
40:5408/07/2024
LIFE LESSONS: "If you buy a second hand car, don't buy it from a friend."
It's possibly only happened once before in Wittering Whitehalls history, but it's a Mr Whitehall hijack episode today. Let's see if they can find time to even read the email!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
20:4004/07/2024
Dinner Parties, Man Caves & Audiobooks
Occasionally, Mr Whitehall will make an email from a DL much more complicated than it needed to be. You'll find an example within this episode. Plus, the ins and outs of audiobooks and whether or not one should have a man cave.You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
39:4001/07/2024
LIFE LESSONS: "Don't leave packing to the very last minute!"
Are you a last minute suitcase packer, or have you got everything laid out weeks before you leave? Mrs Whitehall is usually very organised, but on their recent holiday, she paid the price for leaving it all to the eleventh hour!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
16:3227/06/2024
Recommendations, Empty Nests & "Buh-Bum"
This week, there's some inside information on bread packaging (see Mr Whitehall's rant from a couple of weeks ago), some suspicious podcast recommendations and a bit of advice to those facing a soon-to-be empty nest. You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
38:5724/06/2024
LIFE LESSONS: "Try vermouth in your risotto..."
The delectable Patricia Hodge finally returned to Whitehall Towers to fulfil her promise to teach Michael how to make risotto. How did it go and what did he learn?!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
17:3120/06/2024
Old Fashioned Food, Goats & A Summer of Sport
Does Mr Whitehall enjoy the post-war, British culinary classics of the fifties and sixties? Let's find out! Plus, oodles of sport and a DL who wants to buy some goats!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
36:5117/06/2024
LIFE LESSONS: "Do a final sweep!"
How's your memory? Even if it's absolutely spot on, it's always worth having that last look around to see if you've forgotten something!Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
21:2913/06/2024
Cohabiting, University & Dream Analysis
For reasons unknown, an anonymous DL has sent in a very odd dream to be unpicked by Mr & Mrs Whitehall this week. How do you think that went? Plus, moving in together and deciding what to study at university!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
40:2410/06/2024
LIFE LESSONS: "Use a loo brush."
It's possibly fair to say that most of us have wielded a loo brush from time to time... But what alternative use has Mrs Whitehall found for the muckiest implement in your house?Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
16:1706/06/2024
Sharing Digs, Awards Ceremonies & Breaking World Records
Have you ever wanted to break a world record? One DL this week would love to... But doesn't have the time. Plus, awards ceremonies and a Hen Do problem.You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
33:0903/06/2024
LIFE LESSONS: "Don't go too hard..."
As summer approaches, you might find yourself with renewed vigour to start living a healthier life, full of good food and plenty of exercise... But before you start at 90mph, Mrs Whitehall has some words of advice. Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
18:4730/05/2024
Helpful Hindering, Herbal Tea & Daredevils
This week, The Whitehalls have been hobnobbing with the great and good. Plus, trying to be helpful but making it worse, herbal tea and what ever happened to the daredevils?You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
36:0327/05/2024
LIFE LESSONS: "You rest, you rust..."
This weeks life lesson comes not just from Mrs Whitehall... In fact, it comes courtesy of a Mr A Schwarzenegger...Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
17:1623/05/2024
Red Flags, Letter Writing & Split Infinitives
If you were to have a rummage through the Wittering Whitehalls mail bag, you'd find dozens of emails trying to wind Mr Whitehall up about language, grammar and other such things. This week, one of those emails gets through. Plus, relationship red flags and a lovely idea for those who enjoy good old fashioned paper and pen.You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
40:1320/05/2024
LIFE LESSONS: "Always make an extra portion."
It's always a relief to be able to pull something out of the freezer if you can't be bothered with making dinner. Mrs Whitehall advises just that, based on an email from a DL, but what's Mr Whitehall's take?Make sure you're subscribed! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-p
14:2216/05/2024
Worst Pain Homework, Binge Watching & A DL Pilot
They're back and ready to do it all again! Michael & Hilary are primed with another crop of your fabulous emails and they've got plenty of thoughts to share!You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected] episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/
34:0113/05/2024