In which our hero meets old friends and new friends Transcript of the show: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1fV7xspsEhKyHMjYlKP019GHfnWxil27h/view?usp=sharing The Pearls, or, The Barber of Fleet Street Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVId51vQml1_ZYo3XJ599zZuFB38rIpX3 The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our heroes pick a girls brain for a few minutes Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1us397uAHaZ2gcu3PJNk4wFVzTN6qwSmM/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our hero ABSOLUTELY tells the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sHPQkWMyLahy7Q2ls70EJ0-pB7OuUa1O/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=107768609619383166670&rtpof=true&sd=true The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

Da-da-da da-da dah! Here's the bloops!

In which our hero bribes his way out of hell. Transcript: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/46/46-h/46-h.htm#link5 Stave 5 features the voice acting talents of Andrew Latheron (@AndrewLatheron) as Ebeneezer Scrooge Greg Vinciguerra (@Greg_SaysStuff) as The Poulterer's Boy Trevor Wilson as The Passerby Michelle Kelly and Tom Diar (@Michellicopter) as The Charity Couple Thomas Mugglestone (@TomMugglestone) as Fred and Jason Leadingham (@JasonLeadingham) as Bob Cratchit

In which our hero just DOESN'T GET IT. Stave 4 features the voice acting talent of Andrew Latheron (@AndrewLatheron) as Ebeneezer Scrooge  Margaret Ashley (@1MargaretAshley) as the Charwoman and Mrs Cratchit Jason Leadingham (@JasonLeadingham) as Bob Cratchit David Ault (@David Ault) as Old Joe and Peter Cratchit  Lauren Tucker (@TheLaurenTucker) as Caroline and Martha Cratchit Trevor Wilson as Caroline’s Husband, a Businessman and a Town Gossip  Grainne Noel (@GrainneNoel) as the Laundress Anna Cristina (@MidHeavenWitch) as The Cratchit Girls Greg Vinciguerra (@Greg_SaysStuff) as the Cratchit Boys  Levi Squier (@SquierVoices) as a Businessman and a Town Gossip Michelle Kelly (@Michellicopter) as a town gossip And Tom Diar as a town gossip

In which our hero crashes just a WHOLE BUNCH of Christmas Parties. Transcript: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/46/46-h/46-h.htm#link3 Featuring the voice acting talents of Levi Squier (@LeviSquier) as The Ghost of Christmas Present Andrew Latheron (@AndrewLatheron) as Ebeneezer Scrooge Thomas Mugglestone (@TomMugglestone) as Scrooge’s Nephew Fred Margaret Ashley (@1MargaretAshley) as Mrs Cratchit Jason Leadingham (@Jason Leadingham) as Bob Cratchit Grainne Noel (@GrainneNoel) as Scrooge’s Niece Greg Vinciguerra (@Greg_SaysStuff) as The Cratchit Boys and Tiny Tim Anna Cristina (@MidHeavenWitch) as The Cratchit Girls and Lauren Tucker (@TheLaurenTucker) as Martha Cratchit and the Plump Sister

In which our hero, like even the best of us, relives his past and cringes in shame. Transcript: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/46/46-h/46-h.htm#link2 Featuring the voice acting talents of Andrew Latheron (@AndrewLatheron) as Ebeneezer Scrooge Grainne Noel (@GrainneNoel) as The Ghost of Christmas Past Lauren Tucker (@TheLaurenTucker) as Belle Thomas Mugglestone (@TomMugglestone) as Eben Anna Cristina (@MidHeavenWitch) as Little Fan Trevor Wilson as Belle’s Husband, Fezziwig and the Headmaster and Greg Vinciguerra (@Greg_SaysStuff) as Young Ebeneezer

In which our hero goes to a Chekov Gun Show. Transcript: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/46/46-h/46-h.htm#link1 This episode features Andrew Latheron (@AndrewLatheron) as Ebeneezer Scrooge Thomas Mugglestone (@TomMugglestone) as Scrooge's Nephew, Fred Michelle Kelly (@Michellicopter) and Tom Diar as the Charity Collectors Jason Leadingham (@JasonLeadingham) as Bob Cratchit Anna Cristina (@MidHeavenWitch) as the Caroler and David Ault (@DavidAult) as Jacob Marley

In which our hero pranks a supernatural being with a reputation for torturing people. It's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1JRHdP1sPa3S-1a8An0f7BdjuOG5vmVMA/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/    

In which our hero does a re-enactment of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/170CpbFvlTfRZg3v-GPUVvlG5f1Odj2Vu/view?usp=sharing William Miekle's Carnacki Books: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=william+meikle+carnacki&crid=G9JANBM1HWAX&sprefix=william+miekle%2Caps%2C149&ref=nb_sb_ss_sc_4_14 The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our hero investigates some cutlery Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1VVGVdJpmTYTY2sdpf1ec4KJAq5pvVEaH/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our heroine Little Shops herself, sorta. Transcript of the episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NSeQqM_y3NP2YLv4WCJx8lYPZLlvcP4x/view?usp=sharing Alex Kingsley: Twitter.com/alexyquest Their tabletop games can be found at alexyquest.itch.io.  More information about Alex and their work can be found at alexkingsley.org.  More information about Strong Branch Productions can be found at strongbranchproductions.com.  Listen to The Stench of Adventure here: https://open.spotify.com/show/5JxiFeCSHSKyzq5IVcS6DR?si=beadf14a5fff47f6   The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our hero enacts his favorite Brian K. Vaughn graphic novel. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1debst6CT28dR-0CU_1WeX86SNw150BTX/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our hero does some curating Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1cHe4g5icb9ECU3UyrmgnMyCQiq6dCYEc/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our hero does a little historical research. Transcript of the episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/12LVp13p9FO8i1TQaYbNYgGkJmpEA0PqD/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our hero gets an earworm stuck in his head. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1dhp0ISDmpRG7xFiE8d-EAKRyDuDEDY59/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N D. Clifford Owens on twitter: https://twitter.com/DavidOwens0 Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which there's a lot of burping.

In which our hero's tale concludes. Transcript: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/84/84-h/84-h.htm#chap24

In which our hero goes on his honeymoon. Transcript: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/84/84-h/84-h.htm#chap23

In which our hero ties a knot. Transcript of the episode: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/84/84-h/84-h.htm#chap22

In which our hero learns that in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The police, who investigate crime, and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories. Transcript: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/84/84-h/84-h.htm#chap21

In which our hero rage quits. Transcript: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/84/84-h/84-h.htm#chap20

In which our hero sets forth on his task. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1FN86vXwCiVYQhXFrKqZPzysJstlAo513/view?usp=sharing

In which our hero orally relates the entirety of a travelogue. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1QBZZe853-jImdHb3iZolTBOIXStsU0m_/view?usp=sharing

In which our hero goes on a package tour, which is fairly reminiscent of all package tours everywhere. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1y9C2iNRfRc5VShvzIsbs2uASgTSjY5xL/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N D. Clifford Owens on twitter: https://twitter.com/DavidOwens0  

In which our hero comes to the negotiating table and does some hard bargaining. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1sDHgLcDqIL5UQzDrsDan1FfCdo5noU6q/view?usp=sharing

In which our hero has a proposition to present to you. You have once chance to redeem your transgressions, you have one last experiment to do. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1HZoBhMvnrtUtooUtWMqSe96YKVgTCVg7/view?usp=sharing

In which our hero stalks a family for a year, and then assumes they'll be friends and BOY does that work out well. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/140MWDajk2jZuECsHxYayT3rKZIMYzSqt/view?usp=sharing

In which our hero gives the overly complete case history of the a group of people we've never met in the narrative, will never meet in the narrative, and have no reason to care about. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/16JiJK16KaauffZtqNwvhZAUCaoNwjTFu/view?usp=sharing

In which our hero voyeuristically goes to school. Transcript of the episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1s2AOI2xEJVe1C4jpm-24m6Yr6cqVCg8b/view?usp=sharing

In which our hero learns some life skills Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1w2PnEJVaACJLHmMPHV3lleTl4ZMw4IIx/view?usp=sharing  

In which our hero makes a new friend, and they remain best friends until the end of their days. Transcript of the show: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1aPYpjcCxdyenec9xsLYfU-fiG1KzVN2H/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BJ854YYS/ The Chronicles of Carnacki, Volume V: The Searcher at End-House, part 2, by William HopeHodgson, now with 100% more editing! October 11, 2022 Transcript of the show: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1tXDNb1O-ArBWgQtSYN_Q5giJwi6XGQrL/view?usp=sharing Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our hero's creation gets a starter apartment. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/15uxEBImT7elI86-4GuoX04J0w6QLVg9a/view?usp=sharing

In which our hero meets an old friend Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1tMRiB69lW_14ScmPpKpz9nDpixz5QQ6u/view?usp=sharing

In which our hero climbs every mountain, fords every stream, follows every rainbow, til he finds his dream. Transcript of the episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1K3nOpzjw6yK22e1LYNnDeZG-5j7yVlIi/view?usp=sharing

In which our hero goes to court and chickens out. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1QJaecryK2NaCCxFZ6ziua3U21BAf_mg5/view?usp=sharing

In which our hero returns home under not the best circumstances Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1_GXT_8H4_CHDaN1WYxxhb4WFoHBF5tl5/view?usp=sharing

Transcript of the show: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1tXDNb1O-ArBWgQtSYN_Q5giJwi6XGQrL/view?usp=sharing Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our hero reads a letter and putters about. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1eyMva0i1gxwyIh2QtptrmyoD4PQc6r1N/view?usp=sharing

In which our hero tampers in God's domain. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/19AJI7mqT3huQKbuiuKVdmG3Xk5Rg3CeO/view?usp=sharing

In which our hero puts his life before death, his strength before weakness, his journey before destination. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/13UoNrZwt1D8hmJekdBrkCFoIr8PyDv3w/view?usp=sharing

In which our hero meets the most implacable of enemies: the jaded college professor. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1BREK0TkwfVhwM1JSPFpPaH4CSbh6o9xs/view?usp=sharing

In which our hero gives us a curriculum vitae, in farm more depth than is possibly necessary. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/14K6EuIyletokNx4YkWrQa-ezBUQ5UyWw/view?usp=sharing

In which our hero receives a pretty present. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1CiHCLlXl9ugZKYYBeOf-Dx1qJnuW6S-z/view?usp=sharing

In which Not-Our-Hero meets Our Hero and the prelude draws to a close. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1xKFioh69_hd-TeZuY3GrM8UXbFTiqlJ9/view?usp=sharing

In which our hero seeks out that which goes bump in the night Transcript of the episode: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1hjterPk4KDmc3ccaotNsJDf_zUwWpH1f/view?usp=sharing Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/ Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which not-our-hero natters on and Woe-Is-Mes about his life. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1CemuOzKtQL6aJNUyPqxBGgS6lbHgCT71/view?usp=sharing