In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a Colorado couple being trapped by tumbleweeds, a city outlawing feeding the homeless, and a local Chick-fil-a introducing a 3 day workweek.  @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about two customers suing Barilla pasta, how old is Joy Behar, and the Elon Musk takeover of Twitter.  @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about University of Florida students being banned from protesting, two whistleblowers being punished for doing their job, and more elephants beefing with humans.  Instagram: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about new planets being discovered, Kanye being dropped by everyone, and the food delivery drone that took out a city's electricity.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Joe Bidden running the country from Delaware, and Gastor's friends interpreting his home renovations differently.  Instagram: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Tik Tok dances taking over our lives, a youth football league suspending a team over a technicality, and the Power Rangers saving the day at a local restaurant.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a new statue in Canada dedicated to Cheetos, Jesus has a PR campaign, and Apple devices confusing roller-coaster for car crashes.  Instagram: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's (micro)episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the power of mom's cooking, the coolest neighborhoods in the world, and take a quick jab at non-meat eaters. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the NYC public schools underperforming, how to bring workers back into the office, and the latest Oreo cookie flavor. Instagram: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about McDonald's adult Happy meals, Poland wanting reparations, and they celebrate 2 years of podcasting. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the power of a good cigar, airlines being challenged to add seat-size regulations, and Meta wants credit for finishing it's job after the deadline.  Follow us on Social Media Instagram: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about James Earl Jones retirement from Star Wars, Nyquil Chicken not really trending, and the sandwich deli empire that wasn't.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor getting bullied by rats, men getting their legs lengthened, and what items were confiscated by British police from the people in line to see the Queen.   @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mark Zuckerberg losing money, Brett Favre getting government money to build his daughter a park, and Wegmans ending Scan and Go app for obvious reasons. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the new King! Plus a few other things, but mostly it's Shalewa teaching Gastor about how the monarchy works. Instagram: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about being in the zone, a DoorDash driver snacking on your meal, and Jimmy Kimmel committing to the bit. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about new swimming caps approved for black hair, the sale of real "pearl necklaces," and a North Carolina School accidently/on purpose baptized 100 kids. *Ed. - Gastor was so thrown off by this story, that he accidently shared this as part of the previous episode description.* Instagram: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Wally the Gator crushing a local best-pet contest, a North Carolina School secretly baptising 100 students, and the Mcdonald's merch collab you never expected. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about DaBaby over estimating his fanbase, scientist trying to resurrect the tasmanian tiger, and Goldman Sachs losing an entire division of young workers.  Instagram: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about guns being shipped to a high school, cocaine shipments being hidden in the baby wipes, and Ben&Jerry doing the right thing by cocoa.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Capital Records signing and dropping a digital rapper, a Silicon Valley Startup that promises to make everyone's voice sound "white," and horny Bisons trying to get some at your local National Park.    Instagram: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about 10 year olds hustling adults on Venmo, McDonald's finally taking my business advice, and a man who's house desperately needs a strong fence.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the WeWork remix getting funding, baseball player dropping his cellphone midgame and gray wolves getting into real estate.  Come Check out Gastor workout his new show - The Sugar - twice this week in NYC and Brooklyn! https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/4853/20220824-700-pm-the-sugar-with-gastor-almonte https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-traumedy-hour-nyc-gastor-almonte-the-sugar-tickets-396301276787 @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Swizz Beatz and Timbaland suing Triller, Tommy Lee still trying to show us his stuff, and Earth approaching 8 billion people! Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Texas governor bussing migrants to New York, iHOP on the come-up, and Dominos giving up on it's Italy expansion plans.  @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about tax deductions for fetuses, councilwoman driving over grubhub delivery people and a church in Texas remixing Hamilton.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about plans to build an unnecessary skyscraper, collapsing screens, and vegan food at Cracker Barrel.  @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the cancelation of a music festival in Atlanta, a Pastor being robbed in Brooklyn, and an $1800 McMuffin. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Shopify layoffs, The Kardashian's versus Instagram, and 5 years of  involuntary flatulence. @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about angry chess robots in Russia, feral chickens in Hawaii, and billion dollar lotteries.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Chipotle shutting down union efforts, MIT picking up radio signals from space and gas prices dropping below $4 in certain states.  @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Billionaires wildin' out! Elon and Errol Musk? Both Wildin! Major League Baseball? Wildin! Netflix? Wildin Too!  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Euro and the US Dollar reaching parity, the worst variant yet, and Spain figuring out public transportation.  Tickets to "Don't Reach in the Bag" on July 21st in Brooklyn, NY  https://www.fnlbk.com/upcoming/2022/7/21/dulc-sloan-presents-dont-reach-in-the-bag-by-shalewa-sharpe @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Amazon offering free Grub Hub, British Airways trapping passengers, and a group of picky-eating penguins.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their recent podcast success, a huge onion recall and the return of some odd seasonal milkshake flavors.  @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their new healthy living changes, giant snails taking over Florida, and threesomes worth fighting over.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Taco Bell's latest collaboration, Elmo getting vaccinated and cheating at a Big 4 accounting firm.  @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the latest Verzuz, 18 foot snakes and our differing opinions on Bed, Bath and Beyond. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's bonus episode, Gastor join's from the road to talk with Shalewa about Kellogg's splitting into 3 companies, Kraft Macaroni and Cheese doing a small name change and NYC's super villain mayor.  @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor join's from the road to talk with Shalewa about Elon Musk oldest child wanting to change their name, Spider Man crashing into a building and Tom Brady's favorite rap album. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about the new Air Force One paint job causing issues with security, boycotting Martin's rolls,  and the first Mexican born woman in space! @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the rebranding of old McDonald's locations in Russia, an elephant with a vendetta, and a gas station manager who was fired for mispricing the gas. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about the rising cost of NYC rent, how to avoid getting gored by animals and the Europe forcing Apple's hand. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Target offering discounts to get rid of inventory, Wendy's new frosty flavor and their future as courtroom artist.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about Gastor's major wardrobe change, Taco Bell running out of Mexican Pizza's and the end of Elvis-themed Las Vegas weddings.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about being shadow banned on social media, the closing of the last Howard Johnson's and the fruit mice fear the most.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about the Yankees Josh Donaldson, Memorial Day sales, and losing sleep over the next century.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about an entire town in Maine getting shut down over one employee's resignation, Black flavors of ice cream, and how to live on cruise ships. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support