The Two Bobs episode 267 for Monday, November 25, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Barrel Aged Double Fudge Stout from Big Lakes. https://untp.beer/NVL60 Robert nursed a Fall Coffee Stout from Maine Beer Co. https://untp.beer/dnNg Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll kidnap your robots. This week’s CRAZY NEWS will be going into a turkey coma after this week. A Chinese robot manufacturer has a dozen of their robots kidnapped by another robot. https://www.odditycentral.com/news/robot-manufacturer-has-12-robots-kidnapped-from-showroom-by-another-robot.html A man was caught smuggling 320 tarantulas out of Peru under his shirt. https://wror.com/2024/11/18/busted-bug-mule-caught-smuggling-tarantulas/ A man in Thailand stole dozens of pairs of underwear and hung them on his masturbation tree. https://metro.co.uk/2023/03/30/thailand-man-stole-67-pieces-of-underwear-and-hung-them-on-a-tree-18528136/ A drug dealer outed himself after filing a report for his own missing stash. https://www.vice.com/en/article/drug-dealer-arrested-after-filing-report-for-his-own-missing-stash/ A new US citizenship test requires immigrants to name every state where they’re not welcome. https://theonion.com/revised-citizenship-test-requires-immigrants-to-name-every-u-s-state-where-they-not-welcome/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

The Two Bobs episode 266 for Monday, November 18, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Apple Pie Brown from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/pQAQX Robert made sweet love to a Master of Pumpkins from Tröegs. https://untp.beer/v0e5 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll eat all your Hot Pockets. This week’s CRAZY NEWS just appointed the CEO of Pfizer to head the Department of Anti-vaccinations.  A Boston man is wanted by police after assaulting a store clerk with a Hot Pocket. https://www.boston25news.com/news/local/police-seeking-suspect-accused-hot-pocket-assault-dorchester/WOG3G2BLYNCCVLQ66C747ORXEM/ Who wouldn’t want to fall asleep with the crackling of fried chicken? https://www.foodandwine.com/kfc-hatch-kentucky-fried-chicken-rain-asmr-sound-8734031 Your dream job has finally arrived! Get paid to be a professional sex doll tester. https://www.askmen.com/sex/sex-toys-games/how-to-get-paid-to-be-a-professional-sex-doll-tester.html Florida Man® slammed into a telephone poll while running from police after being busted for drugs during a traffic stop. https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-arrested-after-running-telephone-pole-during-drug-bust-hcso A new Oklahoma law requires that the Ten Commandments be displayed in every womb. https://theonion.com/oklahoma-law-requires-ten-commandments-to-be-displayed-in-every-womb/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

The Two Bobs episode 265 for Monday, October 28, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Crème Brûlée Imperial Stout from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/f70a05acc1 Robert made sweet love to a The PastryArchy Unicorn Farts After Dark from DuClaw. https://untp.beer/qKMv6 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll get you a blank farewell card. We discussed baseball, football, and other random shit. You know how we do. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by McDonald’s, who has been employing billionaire politicians since 1955. An orca whale splashed shit all over visitors at SeaWorld. https://www.tmz.com/2024/10/20/seaworld-whale-poops-splashes-crowd-san-antonio/  A British woman is suing her former employer after not getting a goodbye card. Turns out out they got her a farewell card but hardly anybody signed it. https://www.latintimes.com/woman-who-sued-company-not-giving-her-farewell-card-finds-out-they-did-buy-card-almost-no-one-562230  A 71-year-old in Los Angeles is still working poles. https://www.latimes.com/lifestyle/story/2024-10-14/71-year-old-poledancer-mary-serritella-aging-los-angeles  A guy wearing a bull onesie tried burning down his ex’s home with pasta sauce. https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/man-dressed-in-a-bull-onesie-tried-to-burn-down-exlovers-home-with-pasta-sauce-a3796611.html  Taco Bell is in crisis management mode after running out of new places to put beef. https://theonion.com/taco-bell-announces-its-plumb-out-of-ideas-for-new-places-to-put-beef/  Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

The Two Bobs episode 264 for Monday, October 14, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Chocolate Mousse Pastry Stout from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/w35bx Robert made sweet love to a Between Two Grahams from Firestone Walker. https://untp.beer/jgzMM Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your mayonnaise. This week’s CRAZY NEWS would be okay if the rest of the country were more like Detroit. Florida Woman® was served cold Dominos Pizza and wasn’t happy about it. She did the only reasonable thing and completely lost her shit. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/dominos/pizza-rage-dominos-269081 If every burglar were as thoughtful as this guy we may start leaving the front door open when we leave the house. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czeg6xk6rkko A woman in Oklahoma blew a .34 BAC when she was stopped by police...while driving on an airport taxiway. https://www.kjrh.com/news/local-news/woman-arrested-accused-of-34-bac-while-driving-on-airport-taxiway Florida Man® took police on the slowest high-speed chase ever. https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/crime/video-palm-coast-man-who-threatened-officers-involved-in-possibly-the-slowest-chase-in-fcso-history/77-42a875bf-ec40-4438-90b6-c15e38c55777 A grandma who survived the Great Depression once killed a man for mayonnaise. Desperate times! https://theonion.com/grandma-who-survived-great-depression-casually-drops-that-she-once-killed-man-for-mayonnaise/ Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

The Two Bobs episode 263 for Monday, September 30, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Bourbon Barrel Aged Plead the 5th from Dark Horse. https://untp.beer/Y5KgL Robert made sweet love to an O’Dark Thirty Irish Dry Stout from 6 Bears & A Goat. https://untp.beer/A3wvQ Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll give your housekeeper a lapdance. Free iPhone recap! This week’s CRAZY NEWS isn’t very bright and blindly supports Project 2025. A Vega strip club turned a Tesla Cybertruck into a mobile billboard, complete with a stripper pole. Finally, the Tesla Cybertruck is serving a purpose aside from being a piece of shit on wheels. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news/vegas-strip-club-turn-tesla-33680480 This guy thought he had a runny nose. Fortunately his brain was just leaking out through his nasal passage. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/man-who-thought-runny-nose-33701935 Florida Woman® was busted a second time for battering someone with a dildo. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/repeat-dildont-682957 Florida Man® almost died while getting a lapdance from his housekeeper. https://b1039.com/2024/09/24/florida-man-almost-died-while-getting-a-lap-dance-from-his-housekeeper/ Some political candidates have promised to abolish the Department of Education if they’re elected. Here are the 10 most devastating effects. https://babylonbee.com/news/10-most-devastating-effects-of-getting-rid-of-the-department-of-education Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

The Two Bobs episode 262 for Monday, September 23, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Ichabod Pumpkin Ale from New Holland. https://untp.beer/MPW1 Robert made sweet love to a POP! from Ardent Craft Ales. https://untp.beer/6014a  Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll give your 8-year-old the keys to your car. Free iPhone time is upon us! This week’s CRAZY NEWS hasn’t eaten any of your pets. Florida Woman® was banned from a three-year cruise after her WhatsApp chats were leaked. https://www.the-express.com/news/us-news/148983/jenny-phenix-florida-banned-cruise-whatsapp-chats-leaked Police are looking for a serial porch defecator in Kentucky. https://www.wave3.com/2024/08/30/lmpd-looking-porch-pooper-after-man-seen-defecating-same-porch-multiple-times/ An 8-year-old girl drove herself to Target using her parents’ car. They must have gotten a new shipment of Stanley tumblers. https://fox8.com/news/i-team/8-year-old-girl-found-driving-to-local-target-police/ An Illinois man is being accused of attempted murder over peanut butter. https://www.shawlocal.com/daily-chronicle/2024/09/16/dekalb-man-accused-of-attempted-murder-in-peanut-butter-stabbing/ Florida Man® spends his entire workout searching for the right podcast to listen to while working out. https://babylonbee.com/news/man-spends-entire-workout-finding-right-podcast-to-listen-to Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

The Two Bobs episode 261 for Monday, September 9, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a 7-Layer Bar Pastry Stout from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/EODrz  Robert made sweet love to a Secret Machine – Triple Berry from Dewey Beer Co. https://untp.beer/PPAKB  Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll pee on your door. This week’s CRAZY NEWS was endorsed by Dick Cheney. We were hoping RFK Jr. would come through but he flip-flopped after we wouldn’t give him a job. Florida Doctor® was busted for his bizarre urine antics. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/dr-liquid-762951  A North Carolina man who fell asleep while driving in a Tesla and was busted for drug trafficking. https://www.wral.com/story/man-who-fell-asleep-in-tesla-while-driving-on-us-70-charged-with-drug-trafficking-multiple-felonies/21599054/  A French museum opened a naturist exhibition for nude visitors. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/article/2024/aug/28/dare-to-bare-all-marseille-museum-hosts-after-hours-nude-visits-to-naturist-exhibition  This couple opened their Amazon package to find a special surprise. It was shit. There was shit inside the Amazon package. Hopefully they were able to return it in time for a refund. https://www.koaa.com/advocates-of-accountability/poop-ended-up-where-pueblo-couple-opens-a-package-to-find-what-they-call-a-disturbing-discovery A woman in Virginia took 10 times longer to complete her home improvement project because she kept stopping to set up the tripod. https://babylonbee.com/news/wifes-home-improvement-project-takes-10x-longer-than-projected-as-she-keeps-stopping-to-set-up-tripod  Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

The Two Bobs episode 260 for Monday, September 2, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Peanut Butter Jelly Time from Eastern Market. https://untp.beer/371afb18df Robert made sweet love to a Trippin’ Zombies by Tripping Animals Brewing. https://untp.beer/yWDrr Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll frame you for beastiality. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like staring directly at a solar eclipse. Everyone knows you should avoid it, but lots of people will do it anyway.  I man in Rhode Island was hospitalized after being assaulted over his jukebox selection. https://www.golocalprov.com/news/man-hospitalized-after-being-assaulted-in-providence-over-jukebox-selection An Australian woman was charged after a video of her banging a trout goes viral. https://www.ibtimes.sg/australian-woman-charged-after-video-her-engaging-sex-act-trout-goes-viral-75728 Florida Woman® threw a plate of ravioli at her sister because she wouldn’t share. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-woman-throws-plate-ravioli-sister-because-she-wouldnt-share-deputies A woman in Michigan was caught throwing poop at her neighbor’s property. https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/woman-caught-throwing-poop-neighbors-property-redford Florida Man® tried checking himself as luggage at the Miami airport. Surprisingly, it didn’t work. https://gatorrocks.iheart.com/featured/the-jason-franny-show/content/2024-08-29-shrink-wrapped-florida-man-tries-to-check-in-as-luggage-at-miami-airport/ A man’s therapist suggests he has an abusive relationship with his favorite sports team. As you may have already guessed, he’s referring to the White Sox. They’re seriously the worst. https://babylonbee.com/news/mans-therapist-suggests-he-may-just-have-an-abusive-relationship-with-his-favorite-sports-team Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

The Two Bobs episode 259 for Monday, August 19, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Cherry Strudel Fruited Sour from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/061ea6a9f6 Robert made sweet love to a Turbo Reaper IPA from 3 Floyds. https://untp.beer/QlmVy Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll cancel your Disney Plus subscription. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by Akron, Ohio, host of the 3228 Summer Olympic Games.  Who knew blindly signing online agreements could have such dire consequences? https://nypost.com/2024/08/13/us-news/disney-wants-allergy-death-suit-tossed-because-of-disney-subscription/ 8-year-olds in Minnesota are built differently. https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/maplewood-liquor-store-girl-fights-off-robber/ An influencer (probably with pink eye) alarms doctors when she smears her own shit on her face as part of her beauty regimen. https://nypost.com/2024/08/08/lifestyle/influencers-poop-face-mask-alarms-doctors-people-are-getting-too-extreme-on-the-internet/ A man in Iowa shot his father after an argument over stinky feet. https://www.kwqc.com/2024/08/12/burlington-man-allegedly-shot-father-after-argument-over-stinky-feet/ The city of Akron, Ohio suffered a huge blow after narrowly missing out on a bid to host the 2036 Olympic Games. https://babylonbee.com/news/akron-ohio-narrowly-misses-out-on-bid-to-host-2036-olympic-games Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.  

The Two Bobs episode 258 for Monday, August 12, 2024: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Chocolate Covered Cherry from Ferndale Project. https://untp.beer/Ory0p Robert made sweet love to a CHONK Raspberry and White Chocolate from Drekker. https://untp.beer/VNKY4 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll tell you to calm down. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is a proud sponsor of the Liechtenstein Olympic Team. It’s the only sponsorship that fit in its budget. A Maryland man was arrested for stealing cars and setting fire to a Domino’s using a container of feces. And they said their pizza couldn’t get any worse... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13711883/Maryland-man-59-arrested-setting-fire-Dominos-using-container-FECES-string-auto-thefts.html Florida Woman® bought her husband McDonald’s and Taco Bell for his birthday, then threw a soft shell taco at his face. We’re unsure of why The Smoking Gun doesn’t know the difference between a taco and a burrito. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/mexican-missile-bust-609834 Florida Man® got drunk, violating his probation, then called the cops for a ride home. https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article290295314.html Kum & Go is changing its name, probably in hopes people will stop jerking off in its stores. https://www.thedrive.com/news/kum-go-will-change-names Behavioral scientists believe that feminists are always angry because they don’t have a man to tell them to calm down. They may be on to something. https://babylonbee.com/news/behavioral-scientists-now-believe-feminists-are-always-angry-because-they-dont-have-a-man-to-tell-them-to-calm-down Please share the show with your friends, and don't forget to subscribe! Visit www.thetwobobs.com for our contact information. Thanks for listening! Leave us a message or text us at 530-882-BOBS (530-882-2627) Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Twitter Check out our Instagram Follow Rob on Untappd Follow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.