Send us a textSteve's alleged ex-girlfriend Meg got married, and the occasion spurred renewed fantasies strong enough that our hosts wanted to listen to her appearance on the show from Season 1. We could talk about eye of the beholder and make your own reality but you'd be better off listening. Be wary of wedding rituals you never heard of, though.Meg - Cassi WarrenSteve - SteveJeff - JeffJohnny - Lazlo Toth"Chase" from "Midnight Express" written and performed by Giorgio Moroder#podcast #comedy #funnypodcast #improv #comedyimprov #marriage #wedding #imaginary #parasocial #delusionship 

Send us a textTimes have changed, and our hosts have issues adjusting to the new times. Fortunately for all of us, they talk through their issues and help themselves, and maybe us too. Darkness may be all around, but semi-darkness comes in the morning, or something like that. Steve wonders about the equitable distribution of decision making, and then forgets about it. Jeff left early to watch Shawshank Redemption again. Miss Clare salutes her watch. Johnny called Popov Vodka to see if they have any imported ingredients. Steve - SteveJeff - JeffMiss Clare - ClareJohnny - Vidkun Quisling"Chase" from "Midnght Express" written and performed by Giorgio Moroder#improv #comedy #podcast #funnypodcast #time #timechange #hardtimes #daylighttime #standardtime #fallback #2024election #darkness #nosunlight #constitution #electoralcollege #kakistocracy #ephebophilia #entropy #destruction 

Send us a textUnlike certain major news outlets, our hosts urge people to vote for Harris/Walz.#election2024 #endorsement #harris #walz #harriswalz #president 

Send us a textMaybe it's the Zeitgeist. Maybe it's the Boswilligkeit (see Gemutlichkeit, antonyms). But our hosts tonight started out to do a regular episode and realized that some things going on are not funny. OK, a few episodes of ours, yes, but maybe there are things that need to be taken seriously. That's exactly what Steve and Jeff do when they turn from their usual format and address a critical issue from their hearts. At least that was the organ they said. Stay for an ending that you and Johnny won't forget. After the show Steve tried to call Europe a few times. Jeff is playing his favorite 2008 to 2016 playlist. Miss Clare has been on the phone with Air Canada for hours. Speaking of hours, Johnny and Steve's mom are still in the early voting line.Steve - SteveJeff - JeffMiss Clare - ClareJohnny - Harold Stassen#podcast #funny #comedy #comedypodcast #improv #comedyimprov #improvisation #sketch #election2024 #kamala #kamalaharris #trump #fraud #felonies #crime #liar #lies #careercriminal #fascism #fascist #vote #getoutthevote #washingtonpost #wapo #gutless #bezos #jeff #jeffbezos #bootlicking #NYT #newyorktimes #madisonsquaregarden #MSG #endorsement

Send us a textWith negative campaigning all the rage, Steve and Jeff wondered if they could create a show that just listed positive things about each of the major party candidates for president. Kamala Harris won the coin toss and elected to receive the first episode. Our hosts list positive attributes, but as hard-hitting journalists they go all New York Times or CNN and ask the probing questions voters want to know(Hint: it was an A minus in AP Differential Equations sophomore year, wasn't it?). Steve is excited about going back through his Tod Browning collection. Jeff can't wait for the first big snowfall. Miss Clare is unusually quiet, which may be a bad sign. Johnny refreshes his breath.Steve - SteveJeff - JeffJohnny - Warner Altoid#podcast #funny #comedypodcast #improv #improvisation #comedyimprov #sketch #elections #president #kamala #kamalaharris #trump #MAGA #felonies #bankruptcy #crime #crimefamily #criminalorganization #supremecourt #WaPo #washingtonpost #NYT #newyorktimes #CNN #2024election #positive #uplifting #positivecampaigning

Send us a textWith political rhetoric flying freely, the subject of lies somehow came up for our hosts as they kick off a glorious third season. An anonymous listener sent them a manuscript of a soon to be published book, The Art of the Lie, and Steve and Jeff read some excerpts and discuss the book. Not to go all Jay Gatsby on you, but you may be amazed by the depth and breadth and height these lies can reach,,,it's really out of sight! No PAC money was used in producing this show despite our hourly text and email pleading. Jeff discusses an important lesson he learned about sharing. Steve practices his German. Miss Clare considers a career in politics. Johnny practices what he will say to Steve's mom. This episode may be important information for the 11 undecided voters out there.Steve - SteveJeff - JeffMiss Clare - ClareJohnny - Stanton Carlisle"Lollipops and Roses" written by Tony Velona and performed by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass#podcast #comedy #funny #comedypodcast #improv #comedyimprov #improvisation #sketch #jokes #lie #liar #lying #politicallie #artofthe deal #artofthelie #trump #trumplies #gaslighting #scapegoating #wedgeissues #jdvance #spacelasers #controltheweather #conspiracy #conspiracytheory

Send us a textWith genetics having an unexpected political moment, Steve and Jeff take a look at the age-old question of nature vs. nurture. To put it another way, are the descendants of evil people also evil themselves? To find out they brought on Jeffrey Dahmer, Jr., Jimmy Jones, and a certain John Baron who swears he is not the source of the menu we got in Episode 48. They all seem to have overcome, or at least sanewashed, their particular hereditary problems. Steve plans a trip to The Cub for some tongue. Jeff is booking another European tour with John Baron to get the real story. Miss Clare is taking a working vacation to Jonestown Estates--she called it a research project. Johnny forgot the towels.Jeffrey Dahmer, JrJimmy JonesJohn Baron - All played by Eric GreenSteve - SteveJeff - JeffMiss Clare - ClareJohnny - Herbie Van Doren"Chase" from "Midnoght Express" written and performed by Giorgio Moroder#podcast #comedy #funny #improv #comedyimprov #improvisation #sketch #dahmer #jimjones #jonestown #johnbaron #genetics #eugenics #descendants #badgenes #genes #sanewash #normalizing #cub 

Send us a textSteve and Jeff welcome back the delightful fashion influencer Chrysanthemum for a look at what is hot in Halloween costumes for this year. She lets us all know that the prevailing theme for this year is "slutty," and all other themes revolve aroud it. Chrysanthemum's grandmother makes a surprise visit and brings valuable knowledge that only a few will understand. Steve spent the show looking at photos of a 1965 Chevy Impala. Right after the show Jeff booked two appointments a week for the next year with his dentist. Johnny is oddly happy watching them drill finger holes in a bowling ball. Miss Clare is practicing her nunchucks.Chrysanthemum/ Grandma - Natalie Osborne (natalie-osborn.com) (Insta, TikTok and YouTube as @nataliemosborne)Steve - SteveJeff - JeffMiss Clare - ClareJohnny - Dr. Richard Slutsky"Chase" from "Midnight Express" written and performed by Giorgio Moroder#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #improv #improvisation #comedyimprov #sketch #funny #Halloween #Halloweencostumes #slutty #sluttydoctor #sluttydentist #sluttyobgyn #catlady #couch #1965impala #eyeswideshut #sluttycostumes #comcast #verizon #harney #harneyhotel 

Send us a textAre people really eating pets? Is cat-napping something more than just 40 winks? Our intrepid journalistic hosts give this the smell test as they review a menu submitted by listener John Baron which purports to be an actual restaurant in what the menu itself describes as "Ohiyo." They even spelled it "menyou." And they couldn't say Haitian without saying hate. Join Steve and Jeff as they explore the culinary extremes of the mind. John Baron - Dexter J. TemeritySteve - SteveJeff - JeffMiss Clare - ClareJohnny - Hintz O'Enron#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #improv #improvisation #comedyimprov #funny #sketch #election2024 #eatingpets #haitian #johnbaron #fake #fraud #libel #slander #legalfees #desperation #losers #springfield #springfieldohio #restaurant #hunterbiden #spotteddick 

Send us a textOur hosts' latent rivalry emerges in a battle of the wits, as they compete on an IQ test live on the show. Neither of them knew how much IQ had to do with bodily functions. They take on the final part of the test by each answering 10 questions on judgment. Vegas odds were that they would both get zero, but one emerged the victor. But all is well, and they went out after the show for an Americanized Tandoori at Whose Sari Now. Johnny joined them and can't wait to tell Steve's mom that he can spell both "sari" and "sorry." Jeff considers renting out nostril space. Steve is not sure he can ever watch I Love Lucy again. Miss Clare took the week off and is very happy about it.Steve - SteveJeff - JeffJohnny - N. Cognito"Chase" from "Midnight Express" written and performed by Giorgio Moroder#comedy #podcast #funny #comedypodcast #improv #comedyimprov #improvisation #sketch #brain #intelligence #IQ #IQtest #smart #smarter #ilovelucy #euphemism #intelligencetest #wouldyourather 

Send us a textSteve and Jeff take a look back to when they hosted a guest they believed to be Jeff's dad Jerry. Turns out it was Vito, a Stateville inmate and Senn High School alum who assumed Jerry's identity to get a job with the show. Vito later managed to father Steve's new little baby sister, and is probably the most congenial inmate in his wing. Jeff dreams about father-son-father time with Vito and Jerry. Steve wonders whether his mom is better off with Vito or Johnny. No actual rodents were harmed in the production of this show.Vito/Faux Jerry - Justin EdmondsSteve - SteveJeff - JeffJohnny - Allen Watts"Chase" from "Midnight Express" written and performed by Giorgio Moroder#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #funny #improv #improvisation #comedyimprov #sketch #stateville #joliet #prison #gator #florida 

Send us a textFaced with inevitable aging, Steve and Jeff seek out a show refresh with new ideas from show pitch artist Paul Mooney. Paul is the creator of many shows, several of which were appropriated by others and a couple of which were actually produced. He gives our hosts a series of show and guests ideas, and Steve and Jeff react to each amazing suggestion. It's The Match Game meets Euphoria. Council Bluffs is very excited.Paul Mooney - David HaydenSteve - SteveJeff - JeffMiss Clare - Clare (grumbling deleted)"Chase" from "Midnight Express" written and performed by Giorgio Moroder#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #funny #funnypodcast #improv #comedyimprov #improvisation #sketch #talkshow #faketalkshow #mocktalkshow #malkshow #showideas #showpitch #pitchmeeting #pigs #councilbluffs #diapers #vedic #serfs #badshowideas #badpitch #badpitchsession 

Send us a textSteve and Jeff reach deep into the mail bag and read emails from the millions, let's face it, the millions of listeners. Some are very touching. Some are funny. Some must have listened to another podcast. It's a free for all episode with no stops, other than the end of our rented time at Eccentric Ladyland Studios.Steve - SteveJeff - JeffJohnny - Tony FergusonMiss Clare - Clare (scenes deleted)#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #funny #sketch #improv #comedyimprov #improvisation #emails #listeners 

Send us a textOur hosts take a look at intergalactic conjugal relations from many angles, and are joined by a surprise guest, Fanny May, who is actually Marjorie Mayflower, Steve's former paper girl and guest on an early show. She is all grown up and has had extensive experience in pole dancing, but is looking to work for a high-flying company called Space Sex. Believe it or not, she came to Steve and Jeff for career advice. She even gets to audition by reading Johnny's closing comments, thanks to Johnny's unending charity.Fanny May/ Marjorie Mayflower - Brandy AlexisSteve - SteveJeff - JeffJohnny - Billy Blythe#comedy #podcast #comedypodcast #improv #comedyimprov #funnypodcast #councilbluffs #spacesex #poledancing 

Send us a textAfter dream and real-life encounters with the fractured state of politics these days, our hosts welcome lobbyist (or consultant) Stan Walsh, who shows us the true vlaue of political involvement, rounded to the nearest $100. Stan seems to have a role in just about every PAC covering almost every issue. Of late he has been buying black robes for some reason. Stan leaves us with his latest commercial helping us understand something we should have understood before. Jeff is checking his voter registration. Steve is considering a late night PBS documentary. Johnny is probably up to his knees in cheese spread. Stan Walsh - Harlan FinchSteve - SteveJeff - JeffJohnny - Saul ZinnKamala Certs Commercial Disputers:     Brianna Carbona     Eddie "Cheese" Muenster#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #funnypodcast #improv #humor #improvisation #sketch #PACs #freedom #election #nixon #clinton #agnew #pacino #reeves #PBS #dreams #PAC #tips #bribes #supremecourt 

Send us a textIn an uncharacteristically introspective moment, our hosts talk about the "what ifs" of life and begin to worry that they will have regrets, which will lead to more worry and more regrets, and...their guest, Harold Houseman, founder and president of PharmaBrute, shows them a way that science may alleviate those regrets. Jeff at long last has a legit excuse for going into the women's bathroom. Steve dreams of veal piccata and Valpolicella. Johnny gets some new AA batteries. Everyone improvises something.Harold Houseman - Del CareySteve - Steve Jeff - JeffItalian Steve - Roman BrioFemale Jeff - Christina BruceJohnny - Diogenes MacArthur"Chase" from "Midnight Express" written and performed by Giorgio Moroder#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #improv #improvisation #comedyimprov #sketch #harold #theharold #regrets #whatif #whatifs

Send us a textSpurred on by lingering nostalgia and pessimistic medical reports about Jeff's Granny Fanny, Steve flies Granny in for one last appearance on her favorite podcast. Granny doesn't say much but still struggles with digestive issues,at least for a lot of the program. Jeff loses himself in family memories and some additional drugs. Steve begins to think that time is a global conspiracy. Miss Clare certainly has her hands full but finds time to use the new studio teapot. Johnny wonders about those papers Miss Clare asked him to sign. Family unity is celebrated, at least briefly.Granny Fanny - Michelle DitkaSteve - SteveJeff - Jeff Miss Clare - ClareJohnny - John Gilbert"Chase" from "Midnight Express" written and performed by Giorgio Moroder#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #funny #funnypodcast #improv #comedyimprov #improvisation #sketch #talkshow #faketalkshow #mocktalksow #malkshow #fart #farting #fartjoke #granny #fanny #oldpeople #mcdonaldscoffee #conspiracy #conspiracytheory #conspiracytheories #finalmoments #endoflife #gas

Send us a textThinking back to last season when they hosted Bob "Crash" Davis, our hosts invited Crash's son, Robbie "Smash" Davis, who is on his own record-setting pace after surviving 58 crashes this year alone. Smash has some difficulty, after 58 hits to the head, but seems to enjoy himself and takes a very productive nap, wherever he thinks he is. Steve is not sure what to do with a cold Big Mac. Jeff wants to try dreaming but the Opprobrium he took keeps him awake. Johnny can't wait for the Christmas movie season, and dreams about what records he may set by then. Miss Clare seems very happy about it all.Robbie "Smash" Davis - Jackie ChanSteve - SteveJeff - JeffMiss Clare - ClareJohnny - Al Goldstein"Chase" from "Midnight Express" written and performed by Giorgio Moroder#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #funny #funnypodcast #improv #comedyimprov #improvisation #sketch #talkshow #faketalkshow #mocktalkshow #malkshow #crash #accident #stunt #stuntman #worldrecord #guinness #guinnessbookofworldrecords #tarantino #hollywood #nosewhistle #penisenvy #sloth #pride #penissloth #penispride

Send us a textIn Jeff's never ending quest to make some things larger and some things smaller, this episode combines the results of a "membership drive," (if you know what I mean) and the results of Dr. Rhinostein's nose job. Things went so well that NBC contacted Jeff about a reunion. Dr. Rhinostein let us know he is open for business, above and under the surgical table. Steve is waiting for it to stop raining so he can use his magnifying glass. Johnny had one of the Doctor's twilight cocktails on the rocks and nobody has seen him for a few hours. Miss Clare was not at the recording but she texted to ask for the Doctor's number, something about future business, I think.Dr. Will Rhinostein - Mark RichterSteve - SteveJeff - JeffJohnny - Don BirnamMiss Clare - Clare (scenes deleted)"I'll Be There For You (Friends Theme) written by David Crane, Marta Kauffman, Michael Skloff, and Allee Willis, and performed by The Rembrants#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #improv #improvisation #comedyimprov #sketch #sketchcomedy #nose #nosejob #plasticsurgeon #selfhelp #selfimprovement  #motel #faceoff #rhinoplasty #member #enlargement #friends #jenniferaniston #illbethereforyou #friendstheme 

Send us a textA conversation that started with nostalgia for the "good old days" ended with a memory of that famous episode with Dr. Will Rhinostein, the plastic surgeon who gave Jeff Jennifer Aniston's nose during an extended surgery at an Omaha motel. Of course, once it was in their heads they had to hear the episode. And so will you whether it was in your head or not. Dr. Will certainly earned every bit of his Masters of Fine Arts. Nostalgia sure used to be a lot better.Dr. Will Rhinostein - Mark RichterSteve - SteveJeff - JeffJohnny - Vincent Parry"Chase" from "Midnight Express" written and performed by Giorgio Moroder#comedy #podcast #comedypodcast #improv #improvisation #improvcomedy #sketch #sketchcomedy #doctor #plasticsurgery #nosejob #bignose #nose #cruelkids #crueljokes #samkinison #richardpryor #peoria #nostalgia #goodolddays #jenniferaniston #friends #georgewashington #coma #drugs

Send us a textAfter seeing him on a public access cable show at the car repair place, Steve invites Blaine Struthers to the show. Blaine focuses on collecting and selling celebrity garbage, and they discuss the many celebrities who have thrown away interesting and valuable things. Of course, two of those celebrities are Steve and Jeff themselves. From noses to negligee, our hosts have thrown away a lot of interesting stuff with very high resale values. Jeff wonders if he threw away the right nose(s). Steve gets in shape for a photo shoot that could make him six figures. Johnny stops for a chalupa after a garbage run. And Miss Clare schedules insurance exams for our hosts.Blaine Struthers - David HaydenSteve - SteveJeff - JeffJohnny - Mike Treeger"Chase" from "Midnight Express" written and performed by Giorgio Moroder#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #funnypodcast #improv #improvisation #comedyimprov #sketch #jokes #funny #garbage #sellinggarbage #celebrities #celebritygarbage #oj #kato #katokaelin #negligee #stiletto #clinton 

Send us a textLovers of all furry creatures, Steve and Jeff welcome Kitty Carlyle, a cat lover who shows our hosts the true way to understand our pets. Kitty discusses her club, which Steve and Jeff plan on joining and then not going to any meetings. Jeff blocks out most of a week at the groomer. Steve is excited to take his cats to the portrait studio. Johnny does his closing from outdoors and may stay there.Kitty Carlyle - Cassi WarrenSteve - SteveJeff - JeffJohnny - Sylvester "Mister" JinksCats provided by Blofeld of Spectre#comedy #podcast #comedypodcast #funnypodcast #improv #improvcomedy #improvisation #sketch #sketchcomedy #cat #cats #pets #PETA #furry #furries #groomer #backhair #haircut #Mrjinks #sylvester #lisp #petgym #steve #jeff #steveandjeff

Send us a textAlways pushing the boundaries of literacy and knowledge, our hosts dive head first into the deep connections between food and dreams by hosting trad wife and author Mara Schmidt, whose new book "You Dream What You Eat" shows people how to curate their dreams by simply eating the right foods. Listeners will love the descriptions of her Dadaist yet esoteric dreams. Our hosts even get into the dream business, as if diets that curate dreams like this are some kind of game. Just after the show Mara ran home and binge streamed season 3 of The Bear. Jeff is worried because this morning his daughter said "Bye bye, dad." Steve ate a Peking duck after the show and dreamed he was a 1959 Edsel. Johnny is, well, Johnny. Mara Schmidt - Astrid MunnSteve - SteveJeff - JeffJohnny - Jimmy SmithFrank Edwards - Eddie Franks (Scenes Deleted)#comedy #podcast #comedypodcast #funnypodcast #improv #improvisation #comedymprov #sketch #talkshow #faketalkshow #mocktalkshow #malkshow #food #edibles #dreams #welshrarebit #nightmares #dreaminterpretation #literate #psychology #carlrogers #marlboroman #ojsimpson #jeremyallenwhite #thebear #rodentman #gummies #lavosh #pizza #freud #freudian #jung #jungian #tomsketett #jackkerouac #williamburroughs #frankohara#beatpoet #beatauthor #jennifertilly #megtilly #mitchellnebraska #drewbarrymore #organ #organmusic #youarewhatyoueat

Send us a textOur hosts revisit an interview with world famous author and motivational speaker Tony Zigfield, who Steve met while making a beeline for the men's room at Southern California's convenient Randolph Scott Airport. Money seems to be an issue as they navigate an interview chock full of quotable, memorable, and motivational platitudes handed out by Mr. Zigfield as if they were so many wintergreen mints. Both Steve and Jeff make misguided yet incorrect comparisons between themselves and Lennon and McCartney of The Beatles. The value of silence is lauded, which is not common in a podcast.Tony Zigfield - Jack RobbinsSteve - SteveJeff - Jeff"I'm Not Talking," written and performed by Mose Allison#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #improv #improvisation #comedyimprov #sketch #talkshow #faketalkshow #mocktalkshow #malkshow #motivation #getmotivated #speakers #motivationalbooks #motivationalphrases #money #beatles #lennon #mccartney #lennonmccartney

Send us a textIn a likely futile attempt to keep their minds sharp, Steve and Jeff play the fun game Would You Rather. Miss Clare joins the game and makes things much more immediate. Our hosts start the game on Sesame Street but wind up closer to Cloverfeld Lane. Jeff wants to take his salary in lottery tickets. Steve promises to watch the new Captain Marvel movie. Miss Clare is no doubt spreading joy even as we speak. Johnny has been spending an awful lot of time practicing diving at the park district pool.Steve - SteveJeff - JeffMiss Clare - ClareJohnny - Ted "Cannonball" Phlug#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #improv #improvisation #comedyimprov #funnypodcast #sketch #talkshow #faketalkshow #mocktalkshow #malkshow #games #wouldyourather #puking #grouptherapy #funnynames #spiderman #wonderwoman #captainmarvel #decisions #questions 

Send us a textJeff convinces Steve that it's a wonderful thing to call people he hasn't talked to in years and renew friendships. Steve finds the true impact he had on people over the years and reaches an Epiphany or at least an Epiphany Eve. He even gives singing a shot but reverts to reciting lyrics. Jeff left to pour over his 23 & Me report in a desperate search for a half-sister. Nostalgia used to be a lot better.Debbie Ginger, Johnny Flynn, Ms. Petty, Burger King Guy, and Stan Damano: all played by Eric GreenSteve - SteveJeff - Jeff"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #improv #improvisation #funnypodcast #sketch #sketchcomedy #comedyimprov #talkshow #faketalkshow #malkshow #peoria #oldschool #myoldschool #23&me #burgerking #ronco #reunion

Send us a textSpurred on by a discussion of the "In Memoriam" section of award shows, Steve and Jeff discuss Keith Richards and Jeff remembers seeing a documentary about his early life, which our hosts play for their listeners.  Hosted by a pretentious yet pompous narrator, the documentary looks at people who were part of Keith's life as a child. Some of these people may have actually known him. It seems like just about everyone can claim they are responsible for the great music Keith made and is still making. Johnny sleeps it off at Steve's mom's house. Keith Richards - David Hayden (scenes deleted)Narrator - Lester Kurtis Keith's mom - Lorna Mae PeasleyMartha, Keith's wetnurse - LaDonna AmanoniaLisa Douglas, Keith's teacher - Eva SchnifterKeith's aunt - Hortense WitherspoonSam Drucker - Boris JohnsonSteve - SteveJeff - JeffJohnny - Zeno Fabia#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #sketch #sketchcomedy #improv #improvisation #comedyimprov #funny #edgyhumor #mocumentary #talkshow #faketalkshow #malkshow #rollingstones #keithrichards #wetnurse #guitars #rockandroll #mick #drummer #famousdrummersschool 

Send us a textIn a wide ranging exploration on the topic of perspective, our hosts take callers' comments and questions to get a better feel for what the people want. Callers range from total strangers to almost total strangers. Miss Clare receives a special delivery. Steve is excited to revisit the glory days of the American Basketball Association. Jeff realizes he may have been lying for years, but he has a good excuse and it was very profitable. Johnny courts stomach trouble.Caller 1: Dan DannerCaller 2: Quentin DusenberryCaller 3: Mac MacArthurCaller 4: Barbara BarthCaller 5: Priscilla QuinellaCaller 6: Solange SucreSteve; SteveJeff: JeffMiss Clare: ClareJohnny: Edgar Hoopskirt"(Theme From) Midnight Express" written and performed by Giorgio Moroder#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #sketch #sketchcomedy #improv #improvisation #comedyimprov #funny #talkshow #faketalkshow #mocktalkshow #malkshow #callin #callinshow #perspective #jedgarhoover #hoopskirt #threesome #menageatrois #threescompany #beverlyhillbilies #missjane #anime #elliemae #pump #blueball #illiterate #strikeout #triton #tritoncollege #maywood #maywoodpark

Send us a textSteve and Jeff take comedy to a serious level when they explore the multiple and sometimes conflicting layers of consciousness and reality, or at least that is how their guest Dr. Armand Leubethrewer described it in a later news conference. Our hosts treat us to stories of an imitation of an imitation, and then amaze us all with a fourth generation imitation. Important in the discussion is a moment of non-embarassment which led to laughter and applause, and also a quick end to a date. Nonetheless, it started them on a performing career. Dr. Leubethrewer's book "What You Don't Know Can Hurt Me: Macroobsessions and the Unconscious" will be an audiobook daily special next week. The Histrionics Department at Cathartic State University must be very proud.Dr. Armand Leubethrewer - Seymour GlassSteve - SteveJeff - JeffJohnny - Hideo GumpGuitarist at Coffee House - Mark Peckelberg (credit only)"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra.#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #sketch #sketchcomedy #improv #improvisation #comedyimprov #funny #talkshow #faketalkshow #mocktalkshow #malkshow #interview #fakeinterview #unconscious #layers #embarassment #curb #curbyourenthusiasm #larrydavid #seinfeld #psychology #analysis #selfanalysis #histrionics #catharsis #awards #backstory #basementtapes #guitar #coffeehouse #imitation #lipsynch #macroobsession #basementtapes

Send us a textWalking on a cloud after sweeping the prestigious 2024 Poddy Awards for excellence in podcasting, Steve and Jeff revisit one of the winning episodes. They bring on Dr. Armand Leubethrewer, Charles Foster Kane Professor of Histrionics and Sand Volleyball at Cathartic State University and author of the scholarly yet rarely read book "What You Don't Know Can Hurt Me: Macroobsessions and the Unconscious." Steve relives an early taste of vodka which changed the direction of his life. Jeff macroobsesses about performance, and then about obsessing about performance. Johnny stays mostly out of the way and is probably at Steve's mom's house by now. You won't want to miss this thrilling, insightful, and at times amusing two part award winner! Brought to you by the good people at Pho King, where you'll be treated like a Pho King celebrityDr. Armand Leubethrewer - Seymour GlassSteve - SteveJeff - JeffJohnny - Mack RobosessionSigmund Freud - Himself (scenes deleted)#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #sketch #sketchcomedy #improv #improvisation #comedyimprov #funny #talkshow #faketalkshow #mocktalkshow #malkshow #interview #fakeinterview #obsession #macroobsession #unconscious #professor #histrionics #sandvolleyball #barmitzvah #vodka #mother #amiagoodlover #watchme #pho #phoking #poddy #awards #industryawards #psychology #analysis #backstory #basementtapes 

Send us a textIn a stroke of good fortune, inventor Harold Thomas Johnson returns to discuss how he discovered static electricity, which led to multiple inventions to help the personal stress of millions of people. Steve and Johnny show some signs of strain in their working relationship, but maybe Steve pumps it up into more of an issue than it should be. Jeff is excited to field test the new version of X-Ray Spex. Harold Thomas Johnson - Eric GreenSteve - SteveJeff - JeffJohnny - Otto Aerotica"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra.#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #sketch #sketchcomedy #improv #improvisation #comedyimprov #funny #talkshow #faketalkshow #mocktalkshow #malkshow #interview #fakeinterview #anniversary #butidigress #superhero #marvel #captainamerica #superman #batman #ironman #loisandclark #loislane #clarkkent vodka #popov #electricity #staticelectricity #carolburnett #thecarolburnettshow #invention #inventor #tugging #whackoff #beatoff #harveykorman #timconway #vickilawrence #pump #pumpitup #airpump #inflate #balls #blueballs #blowup #pho #phoking #massager #personalmassager #lylewaggoner #xrayspex #xrayglasses

Send us a textOur hosts bring a dose of reality to Hollywood by interviewing Ms. Vivian Ward, the real person whose life was distorted into a confusion of Prostestant and prostitute by film producers. Her life has been a long series of events usurped  by Hollywood., everything from toxic torts to odd partners and roommates. Ms. Ward hedges about a suspicious death that may or may not have occurred. Steve looks up the phone number for Writers' Guild of America West. Jeff wishes he had Jason Alexander's hair. Johnny is Jonesing some mysterious pizza at Steve's mom's house. Ms. Vivian Ward - Kate WiigSteve - SteveJeff - JeffJohnny - Roland Tucker"Whipped Cream" written by Naomi Neville and Allen Toussaint, and performed by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass.#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #sketch #sketchcomedy #improv #improvisation #comedyimprov #funny #talkshow #faketalkshow #mocktalkshow #malkshow #interview #fakeinterview #roberts #juliaroberts #ericroberts #emmaroberts #harveyweinstein #larrydavid #curb #curbyourenthusiasm #jasonalexander #kramer #jerryseinfeld #richardgere #dodgers #ladodgers #losangelesdodgers #sagaftra #wga #wgawest #nottinghill #erinbrockovich #eringobragh #eringobraghovich #stalker #stalking #scientology #protestant #prostitute #sleepingwiththeenemy #singlewhitefemale #nottinghill #mysticpizza #juliarobertsfilms #hollywood #changetheplot #notreal #romcom #comrom

Send us a textSteve and Jeff attempt to interview Harold Thomas Johnson, who says he invented electricity in 1987, but a major negotiations coup by Miss Clare brings our hosts to their knees and they finally settle with their new producer. They wax nostalgically about this season with Miss Clare and remind listeners of pertinent facts the listeners likely didn't know to begin with. All seems resolved, and they should be back in the big studio next time. Meanwhile Miss Clare hires someone to cover for Johnny, who is submerged somewhere at Steve's mom's house.Visit www.steveandjeff.comHarold Thomas Johnson: George MeteskySteve: SteveJeff: JeffMiss Clare: ClareJohnny: Althea Enraissia"Whipped Cream" written by Naomi Neville and Allen Toussaint, and performed by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass."Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra."Roses and Lollipops" written by Tony Velona and performed by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass.#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #sketch #sketchcomedy #improv #improvisation #comedyimprov #funny #talkshow #faketalkshow #mocktalkshow #malkshow #interview #fakeinterview #prime #primedirective #amazonprime #amazonprimedirective #amazon #dentist #floss #waterpik #electricity #electric #inventor #inventedelectricity #prego #spaghettisauce #archduke #archdukeferdinand #sarajavo #ww1 #WWI #worldwarone #oscar #brendanfraser #thewhale #timetravel #fromthefuture #peoria #peoriail #peoriaillinois #omaha #settlement #negotiation #resolution 

Send us a textOn the occasion of Steve's dad's 90th birthday, our hosts wax nostalgic and think about genetics, which of course brings to mind their Season One show with Paleo-Geneticist Dr. Xenia Goldfarb. Dr. Goldfarb discusses how humanity was a mistake, and why we should be nice to cats. Jeff makes a slow recovery from his first in a series of nose jobs, and is shocked to learn that genealogy is not spelled with a J. Steve considers writing a script called "The Color Turquoise." Johnny celebrates another day with Steve's mom.Dr. Xenia Goldfarb - Tracie MaukSteve - SteveJeff - JeffJohnny - Rex DeCarlo"Roses and Lollipops" written by Tony Velona and performed by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass.#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #improv #improvisation #comedyimprov #sketch #sketchcomedy #mocumentary #talkshow #mocktalkshow #malkshow #faketalkshow #cat #cats #genetics #science #paleo #paleogenetics #genome #gnome #travelocity #velveeta #clones #humanclones #geneticist #gynecologist #timetravel #future #thefuture #primedirective #scientist #doctor #neighbors #fence #fences #paintingfences #turquoise #indianjewelry #nativeamericanjewelry #birthday #90th #90thbirthday #inabsentia #absentia #nosejob #nose #friends #rossgeller #rachel #therachel #jenniferaniston #chandlerbing #horriblebosses #horriblebosses2 #laser #laseryourmeat 

Send us a textSteve and Jeff welcome the world's richest man...well, at least the richest man's sock puppet, although the man himself makes a cameo appearance. Our hosts lose ownership of the show but through tenacity and high liabilities they are able to get the show back. The sock puppet is concerned about this year's monsoon season. Jeff offers to sell his hair, if you can believe that. Steve muses about a stand-up comedy tour of some exotic locales. Johnny breathes a sigh of relief and buys a case of tonic water.Mr. Rich Sock Puppet: Eric GreenSteve: SteveJeff: JeffMr. Rich Mann: Ivan TafakyavitchJohnny: Mel CooleyBystander (scenes deleted): Sergei Bahr"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra.Visit www.steveandjeff.comBe  sure and follow or subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts.#comedy #podcast #comedypodcast #improv #improvisation #comedyimprov #improvcomedy #sketch #sketchcomedy #talkshow #mocktalkshow #malkshow #money #wealth #rich #richman #richestman #richestmanintheworld #oligarch #russia #putin #exploitation #appropriation #prenup #prenatal #prenatalnup #gin #ownitall #mentor #russian #liabilities #takeadvantage #stealfromthepoor #sockpuppet #buyout 

Send us a textSteve and Jeff prove that nostalgia ain't what it used to be by re-enacting a "mystery challenger" segment of an old What's My Line show. Of course, they booked the guest and she was right in front of them so a good part of the mystery was missing. The "mystery challenger" was Doris Day (not that one) a cat juggler. Doris talks about her career throwing felines into the air, and she manages to (usually) land on her feet. Jeff forms a chapter of the Joey Heatherton Fan Club. Steve is concerned with how fish are treated by society, not to mention cats. Johnny vows to stay out of the basement. Doris Day - Natalie Osborne (natalie-osborn.com) (Insta, TikTok and YouTube as @nataliemosborne)Steve - SteveJeff - JeffJohnny - Joey D'VisionNo animals were harmed during the production of this podcast"Roses and Lollipops" written by Tony Velona and performed by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #improv #improvisation #comedyimprov #sketch #sketchcomedy #mocumentary #talkshow #mocktalkshow #mockshow #malkshow #faketalkshow #cat #cats #catjuggling #juggling #animalrights #fish #allfishmatter #whatsmyline #60sTV #nostalgia #joeyheatherton #bobhope #bobhopespecial #taylorswift #swifty #swiftie #landsonitsfeet #appropriation #catfight #parrot #parrotjuggling #donttrythisathome 

Send us a textSteve and Jeff take a break from being funny to embark on a serious yet philosophical view of bad luck as a concept. Their guest, Billie Cosby, details her life-long struggle with bad luck and everyone feels something. Steve swears off eating potatoes. Jeff is hungry enough to eat half a pie baked by Aunt Bea.  Johnny bets the ranch on Prilosec. And Billie hopes she has some dice and game pieces at home.  A small fire (and much larger insurance claim) end things abruptly.  Lots of bad things happen, but luck is transitory and makes a surprise return.Billie Cosby: Cassi WarrenSteve: SteveJeff: JeffJohnny: Dominic PuchinskiEngineer (non-speaking part): Blake Gatto"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra.#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #improv #improvisation #comedyimprov #improvcomedy #sketch #sketchcomedy #talkshow #mocktalkshow #malkshow #AIDS #ayds #billcosby #roofie #plumber #bruce #brucespringsteen #borntorun #acidreflux #prilosec #comfortfood #badluck #luck #superstition #science #iching #luckoftheirish #goodluck #vodka #macandcheese #meatloaf #studiofire #electriclady #electricladyland #eccentricladyland #makeyourownluck #kopechne #maryjokopechne #tedkennedy #plumber #plumbing #peoria #makeyourownluck #bootstraps

Send us a textBob "Crash" Davis, the survivor of 17 plane crashes, is reported missing over Lake Michigan, and our hosts recall his interview from last season. The parrot scheduled for this episode will re-appear at a later date. Steve gets some good travel tips and is suddenly hungry for almonds. Jeff champions transportation accident equity. Johnny switches from his car to the Red Roof Inn. Steve and Jeff toast Crash and break the glasses in a small but symbolic representation of a plane crash. They are not sure who is supposed to clean up the broken glass, and the parrots are no help. Bob "Crash" Davis - David HaydenSteve - SteveJeff - JeffJohnny - Dennis JamesburgNewscaster - Felix Cattazi"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra.#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #improv #comedyimprov #improvisation #sketch #sketchcomedy #airline #flying #flight #plane #planecrash  #crashdavis #bulldurham  #exitrow #tsa #airport #skyharbor #minneapolis #MSP #kennedy #kennedycurse #deadkennedys #boating #boatingaccident #sully #sullivan #car #cars #carcrash #autoaccident #flightsafety #guinness #guinnessbook #record #worldrecord #guinnessrecord #guinnessbookofworldrecords #talkshow #mocktalkshow #malkshow #parody #satire #humor #feliscatus #hayden #alloy #scharf 

Send us a textIn an attempt to be bare and balanced in their coverage of medical issues, Steve and Jeff host a highly paid medical professional, Dr. D., who by his own admission is the most important person on Earth. Pronunciation still eludes them however. Dr. D discusses his book "I Didn't Go to Medical School for my Health," and diagnoses several listeners live on air without even seeing them, just like he does in his office. Steve is happy that his mac and cheese fetish has not harmed his Impala relationship. Jeff wonders if hair plugs will stop the spread of leprosy. Johnny moonlights for the Doc, but winds up just another patient. Dr. D enjoys a donut with his cigarette."Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra.Dr. D. - David HaydenSteve - SteveJeff - JeffShirly from Omaha - JeffScott - Colton KnightBethany - Peaches LaSchlesseEllen - Betsy CrockettJohnny - Horace McCoy#podcast #comedy #improv #improvisation #improvcomedy #sketch #talkshow #mocktalkshow #malkshow #faketalkshow #doctor #MD #medicine #physician #healthcare #diagnosis #treatment #highlypaid #richdoctor #money #paytoplay #obamacare #ACA #insurance #healthinsurance #payments #medicalpayments #quack #quackery #baddiagnosis #badmedicine

Send us a textFaced with a long standing attraction that strict Fruchtians would call Oedipal, our hosts speak with an interpreter of dreams, Dr. Jolene Bishop Green, author of the airport bestseller "Not All Dreams Are Wet." Dr. Jolene talks Steve through his struggle and leads him to the obvious answer. Now Steve can't wait until Mother's Day. Steve and Jeff take a deep dive with Dr. Jolene into call-in dreams from listeners. Jeff promises to study mid-1960s General Motors car models. Miss Clare ups the ante on negotiations. Johnny takes a stand, while sitting in his car, for worker rights. Everyone gets a new copy of the Pronunciation Guide. No parrots were intentionally harmed in the production of this episode. And sometimes an Impala is just an Impala.Dr. Jolene: Kate WiigSteve: SteveJeff: JeffMiss Clare: ClareBig Baby: Santos DelMondoIan: Jimmy PlebeJohnny: Wally Reuther"Reunited" lyrics by Dino Fekaris and Freddie Perren"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra#podcast #comedy #improv #improvcomedy #improvisation #sketchcomedy #deepdive #atlanticocean #pacificocean #dream #dreams #dreaminterpreter #dreaminterpretation #Freud #Freudian #sigmund freud #oedipal #oedipus #oedipusrex #pronunciation #mispronunciation #mom #mother #mothersday #impala #1965impala #gm #generalmotors #buick #autoerotica #parrot #deadparrot #montypython #symbolism #floating #flying #falling #drowning #bears #chicagobears #football #wetdream #wetdreams #follow #subscribe #cleansing #book #books #joliet #stateville #callin #callinshow #talkshow #mocktalkshow #malkshow #sketch #bigbackseat #joke #jokewriter #notalldreamsarewet #paperback #airportbook

Send us a textStill locked out by Miss Clare, our hosts break into the little studio for tonight's show. Knowing they need help, they host Nick Danger, Private Dick and Professional Negotiator, who gives them advice on how to solve their problems. Steve and Jeff show their acute negotiation skills live on the show! Steve talks about his travel experience with Big D. Jeff explains why carrying cash at the Hard Rock Cafe is important, Johnny's serenity is disturbed once again by dogs. We would say what Nick Danger did, but that would be an additional charge and we just have checks.Nick Danger - Eric GreenSteve - SteveJeff - JeffJohnny - John Randolph Scott#comedy #improv #improvisation #improvcomedy #talkshow #mocktalkshow #malkshow #negotiation #negotiate #negotiationskills #Gaza #gazastrip #menendez #menendezbrothers #swifty #swiftie #taylorswift #funnypodcast #sketchcomedy #guarddogs #podcast #comedypodcast #improvpodcast #improvisedpodcast #sallyfield #gidget #digit #digitalis #ouvre #discography 

Send us a textExiled to the basement of Eccentric Ladyland Studios, Steve and Jeff soldier on by recognizing a guest from Season One who has succeeded based on her appearance on the show. Fashion influencer Chrysanthemum tells us all what we should wear, but even more importantly than that she issues Zen quotes practically on demand. Steve is pretty sure he partied with her parents. Jeff overcomes his chronic pronunciation problems. And Johnny shows that he is, minimally, sentient AI. You are probably not dressed right according to Chrysanthemum.Chrysanthemum - Natalie Osborne (natalie-osborne.com) (Insta, TikTok, and YouTube as @nataliemosborne)Steve - SteveJeff - JeffJohnny - John Campion#podcast #comedy #improv #faketalkshow #coup #takeover #basement #basementtapes #dylan #bobdylan #electriclady #electricladyland #eccentricladyland #fashion #influencer #fashioninfluencer #insta #instagram #yourewelcome #zen 

Send us a textIn a surprise coup, the new producer Miss Clare grabs control of Eccentric Ladyland Studios and takes over the  show. In the process she locks out of the studio Steve and Jeff. Her salary and other perks are currently in negotiations. As a peace offering (negotiation tactic??) Miss Clare features vintage clips from Season One, which probably blew right past most of you. Here's your chance to catch up, in the most abbreviated yet limited way. You can subscribe, you know. And if you happen to own a '65 Chevy Impala in good condition, call us.Miss Clare - ClareSteve's Therapist - Jess KentDr. Will Rhinostein - Mark RichterMallory - Tracie MaukSteve's Mom - Nicki SitlerSteve - SteveJeff - JeffJohnny - Altruis NarcissusBackground Vocals - The ChiChis#comedy #podcast #improv #sketch #coup #metoo #impala #65impala #attraction #nosejob #plasticsurgery #paperboy #paperroute #emo #genzwins #genz #totheman  #coup #takeover #socialism #justice #economicjustice #scam #scams #strike #workers #takeover #workerjustice

Send us a textSteve and Jeff welcome Joe Jr., son of PharmaBrute's founder, only to learn that Jr. has taken most of the family and started a new company based in natural animal-based remedies, leaving his dad with a shell of PharmaBrute. Jeff, for the first time in his life, is suddenly interested in Kathy's cosmetics. Steve considers swapping out his Placebix for Golden Retrieval but worries how his cats would feel about it. Johnny fixes it in post but discovers that once again timing is everything. Miss Clare spent the show Googling on her phone, and didn't leave Eccentric Ladyland Studios for several hours after the  show ended. Joe Jr. can't wait for his next trip to Marrakech.Joe Jr. - Eric GreenSteve - SteveJeff - JeffMiss Clare - ClareJohnny - Delmer Reeves#remedies #animals #cocktails #naturalproducts #dogpark #humantesting #pharma #bigpharma #pharmabrute #golden #allure #whatchagot #Marrakech #guam #Trinidad #Tobago #TrinidadandTobago #drugs #succession #ER #indigestion #macandcheese #googling 

Send us a textSteve and Jeff get serious and try to raise awareness about Juvenile Tourette's Syndrome, refusing to fall for the cheap jokes. They host a young mother and her one-year-old Daphne who suffers from the Syndrome. Daphne tests the boundaries, as kids often do. Jeff considers sending Kathy to the DMV next time. Steve takes the show to the other side, gives the show a pill, and then brings it back. Johnny discovers that Juvenile Tourette's can be contagious. Our new producer considers a telethon for Steve and Jeff, and wonders about at least one of her choices. Follow and subscribe where you listen to your podcasts.Sweet Baby Daphne - Sally I. ChingLeanne Bobert - Clare AlloySteve - Steve AlloyJeff - Jeff Scharf#tourettes #tourettessyndrome #juveniletourettessyndrome #comedy #podcast #improv #sketch #mocumentary #mockshow #malkshow #telethon #samkinison #cheaplaughs #insultcomedy 

Send us a textIn their constant effort to make money, Steve and Jeff try the lucrative and low-stress world of marriage counseling. They help Steve (or Joe) and Lori (or Mary) get to the core of their relationship. They also have a handy pivot once they get there. The happy couple leaves happier, or at least relieved, and Steve thinks about his mom's '65 Impala again. Jeff ponders a trip to Peoria.Lori/ Mary - Kate WiigJoe/ Steve - Chris WiigSteve (not Joe) - Steve AlloyJeff (not his dad) - Jeff Scharf#comedy #satire #improv #funny #marriage #marriagecounseling #divorce #divorcecounseling #sidegig #aniversary #podcast #petmakover #wakandaforever #netflixcheating #twins #redroofinn #sketchcomedy

Send us a textTo show they are an educational show, Steve and Jeff welcome Mr. X, an expert in conspiracies going on right around you. Mr. X drops a major reveal on plant based foods. Mr X is in constant danger, so Steve and Jeff take careful precautions to hide the fact he is Scott Brown, who lives near 40th and Dodge in Omaha. We would never reveal that!Mr. X (Scott Brown) - Joe McBrideSteve - Steve AlloyJeff - Jeff Scharf#conspiracy #conspiracytheory #MrX #fakemoon #moonlanding #Fantasia #Omaha #Councilbluffs #HarrisonFord #Mozambique #impossiblemeat #plantbasedmeat #zombies #zombiesarereal #oprah #nightofthelivingdead #birdsarentreal #paranoid #paranoia

Send us a textA listener, Jim from San Diego, said that Steve and Jeff took too long to get to the jokes. Since our boys are nothing if not attuned to their audience, they've brought in professional  joke writer and Borsht Belt comedian Joey "Bishop" Schwartzman for a show packed with jokes. They rapid fire jokes of all types that will bring laughs and offend just about everyone. If the sponsor and Eccentric Ladyland Studios don't cancel the show, Joey's jokes will be a regular feature. Maybe Jim will like the show then, If you're easily offended or don't like blue humor, you better pour a double.Joey "Bishop" Schwartzman - David HaydenSteve - Steve AlloyJeff - Jeff Scharf#comedy #humor #borshtbelt #comedian #jokes #yomamajokes #jewishjokes #jewishhumor #polishjokes #oleandlena #holocaustjokes #hitlerjokes #barjokes #dadjokes #juvenilehumor #jerrylewis #melbrooks #rodneydangerfield #hennyyoungman #myroncohen #johndenver #duneshotel #hungryi #mrkellys