Today, Sweeny and Chris debate how popular Batman really is! Is the Earth truly flat?! Is Goku better than Superman? Why do tornados tornado? Why can't Sweeny say English words? Is MMA fake?! All this and more! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

It's been exactly ONE YEAR since we started doing The Snark Tank weekly so we decided to post this a little early. Couldn't think of a better guest for the occasion than Meat Canyon. Animation, the horrors of Kansas, evil art teachers, the greatness of Applebees, and more. Thanks for your guys's support! Lookin forward to many more years!   Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The Capitol Building got all sieged up! Why did Derrick get banned from Twitter? Would we survive Covenant Invasion better than a Locust incursion? Our mortal adult enemies when we were kids. Will Trump start an OnlyFans? What makes Destiny a solid shooter? Will Derrick ever return from his piss break? It's a mystery! Meat Canyon episode next week! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Recorded on January 5th It's kind of impossible for us to not talk about this since it involves our sphere and people that are tangentially close to us. Today we answered your silly questions and told some silly stories, but we also wanted to talk about this serious situation in a way that's more nuanced than some of the extremes we've been seeing online. We're not here to defend people abusing their power or to tear content creators down because it's trendy. This episode is about really examining YouTubers, their relationships with their fans, the cultural norms of groupies in mainstream industries, and what's really at the heart of these things.  This is a somewhat more serious episode and I think each of us feels a little differently about it, so even if you're not familiar with the drama, we hope this is at least interesting and maybe a little insightful.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Happy New Year! We've decided to bury this disgusting year by focusing on your questions! Worst accents, suicidal dogs, yet more Hades praise, Sweeny hates Metal Gear Solid 2, the glory of Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, and much more. Cheers to a New Year! It can't get any worse right? ... Right?                Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This episode will go live on Christmas Day for free feeds, so obviously we tailored our discussions towards the Yuletide season. From $600 stimulus checks, to chicks showing their gash on Twitch, to a heated debate about whether or not Criss Angel was capable of getting laid.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

PornHub purging millions of videos? Could you make the Snark Tank crew cry? How's the water in Flint, Michigan? How exactly does the COVID vaccine work? Can you find a grenade easier than a gun? Now that we've played Cyberpunk, is it as fucked as everyone says? Should we make a Parler? Does it feel like Christmas to you? All that and MORE on todays ehhh. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Cyberpunk, Logan Paul vs Floyd Mayweather, JLO, roach infestations, The Witcher 3, etc! Does Subway make you a pedophile? Game of the Year? BioWare is dying? Boy golly this was a nerdy and concerning one! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Thumbnail by twitter.com/sonleonclip Chris is literally sick but Derrick and Sweeny (and Chris at the end) are here to give your your weekly dose of garbage. Shoe, Derrick, Chris, and all your favorite far right channels are finally called out by a dubious research paper. What ever happened to the intellectual dark web? Did Jake Paul really DEFEAT a basketball player in COMBAT?!? Could Keemstar be a good boxer? Art competition for the end of 2020? Maybe!! Had some technical difficulties with Sweenys audio, so, sorry if he sounds a bit fucked. Will be fixed next time.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This is a rollercoaster and a nightmare. Derrick awakens his inner sexist pervert? Jake Paul vs Floyd Mayweather? Normies milking OnlyFans for sex worker clout? Do gorillas have inner monologues? Should gorillas have access to steroids? How common do surgeons leave surgical equipment inside people? Can humans smell ants? Would you pay for Efukt? I would! This unnecessarily horny episode is brought to you by Kersti Kaljulaid, The President of The Republic of Estonia. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The aftermath of the election! How'd it go? The next generation consoles are here but do they suck? Are Danny Phantom's powers practical? What flavor would you prefer your baby batter to be? Is Christmas the worst? We're a VIDEO PODCAST NOW?!!? All that and more on todays hellish episode of the Snark Tank!  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

It's Election Day! But we already recorded this so we have no idea how this is gonna shake up, so instead we'll talk about the important issues! Sweeny doesn't like Mario Judah. Thanksgiving is too generic to carry November. Why did Harry Potter become blue? Is it still a Superpower if it purely hurts you? Who is the most racist Spider-Man villain? How to spot a grifter! And MORE on todays pain enduing episode of Minority Report. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Download News Voice for free: https://newsvoice.com/app/thesnarktank . Let’s fix the news. Together. MERCH! ► https://teespring.com/stores/snark-tank Mario Judah's Father and SomeBlackGuy trade stories of life in Los Angeles and the X-Men because Chris was too busy making rice and beans on a plane. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Amos Yee got yeeted into JAIL TIME! Is Mario Judas just a Tom Sweeny clone? How has Chris never seen Edward Scissorhands? Is Tim Allen worse than Jeff Dunham? Is it worse to be super well endowed or having a teeny weeny? What songs always make us cry? Was James and the Giant Peach a real movie? Do attractive people go viral for any other reason that being attractive? Our experiences with public nudity and MORE!  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

*MILD TLoU 2 Spoilers* Tom Sweeny learns about the wonders of steam about a decade too late for it to come across as anything other than borderline insane! Who should be the next Smash Bros character after Steve's stupid square headed husk? Why is Nakey Jakey so good at criticizing video games? Do flies predict presidents? What if Kony 2012 was framed?! God help us.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

www.snarktankmerch.com Trump got Covid? Is Candy chocolate? Peter Parker got his face replaced? Halloween is still happening? Omry is likely dead? What is the best cereal? All signs point to yes. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Did Chris finally cut his silly lesbian hair? Is it more cringe to devote yourself to an entire medium or one example of that medium? What happened to Cookie from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide? Sinatra vs Wu Tang Clan? Trump Simps vs Trump Haters? Can children use taxis? Japanese Jay Z? All this and more on todays way too late episode of The Snark Tank! snarktankmerch.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Chris has been kidnapped by the Rat King of Manhattan, so Derrick and Sween hold down the fort. PS5 hype, Chris Evan's dong, Trashing youtube, Sweeny being a terrible kid and much more in this episode. Enjoy the Dark Tank! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Download News Voice for free: https://newsvoice.com/app/thesnarktank . Let’s fix the news. Together. MERCH! ► https://teespring.com/stores/snark-tank Netflix is having a fun time trying to explain why they even made Cuties in the first place, another podcast takes aim at The Snark Tank, the origins of REE, and as always, your questions answered! Chris was in New York for this episode so he was unable to help Sweeny not sound like an invalid so, apologies for some of the audio issues this week and the late upload is due to hotel wifi being pretty darn ... hotel-y. Temporary issues but I wanted to address them. Thanks for your support as always. We'll see ya next week! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Ask and ye shall receive! Shoe0nhead has been our most requested guest for a long time and it was a blast to sit and talk about politics, anti-SJWs, the Skeptic Community, Sargon feuds, being labelled alt-right/communists/nazis in addition to some much needed levity. This is definitely one of the more serious episodes we've recorded (technically?) only because it's been so long since we've talked to each other, but we still have fun. Thanks for your support and please, let us know who you want the next guest to be! Shoe0nhead Social Media ► YouTube ► https://www.youtube.com/user/Shoe0nHead Twitter ► https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead Instagram ► https://www.instagram.com/shoe0nhead/ Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Do rich celebrities ruin social media platforms? Would you install Elon Musks brain chip? Are American TV bullies accurate portrayals of real bullies? Chris and Sween reminisce about the time they killed their roommate and Derrick ponders why shitty journalists have verified checks.  Next episode is an episode with Shoe0nHead and it'll be going up VERY early for Patrons. Stay tuned.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Download News Voice for free: https://newsvoice.com/app/thesnarktank . Let’s fix the news. Together. Leafy's channel was nuked off YouTube. Was it justified? Was it overstepping? Or was it both? Sweeny discusses artificial intelligence while refusing to play Mass Effect. Would the Xbox have failed without Halo Combat Evolved? Dating advice for the quarantined and isolated, and MORE!  Another day in hell world. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code SNARKTANK at Manscaped.com. That’s 20% off with free shipping at manscaped.com, and use code SNARKTANK. Make playing with your balls the best part of your day. Thanks, MANSCAPED™! Ben Shapiro can't say the p-word? Marge Simpson vs The Trump Administration? Super speed with your eyes closed or invisibility only while screaming? We answer the tough questions here on The Snark Tank. If we survive this heatwave then we'll see you next week! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

We did something this week that's kind of unprecedented. We actually answered your genuine questions. What was Greece like for Derrick? What's it like making and mixing music? Would you fuck a mermaid or a reverse mermaid? When will we be seeing guests (spoilers: very soon.) Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The most vulgar episode probably. TV-MA, my guys. Enjoy?! Today we settle your arguments and debates! Are we better off without bones in our penises? Is Miracle Whip better than Mayo? Kettle Corn vs Popcorn. Are blow jobs sex? Is SIMPING okay? Are there aliens? Sorry for Sweenys intelligence being as low as it is. He doesn't understand microphones so his audio POPS sometimes. We'll fire him shortly.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The Xbox Showcase! Joe Rogan vs Video Games? Logic retires and joins twitch? Omry is no longer with us. Apologies for the irritation he caused you. He has been dealt with. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

What happens when Karens find out that Cartoon Network has an adult programming block? What happens when Chris gets drunk with Zach in a diner? What happens when a surprising amount of patron questions put us in awkward furry scenarios? This episode happens. This is Omry once again. There isn't much time. If this episode gets good reviews on iTunes the small one has agreed to free me. I fear this may be a ruse, but it's the only glimmer of hope I have. Please. Please God. Free me. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

That's not hot! Will Smith and Jada reveal unnecessary details about their weird relationship, liberals boycott Goya, Sweeny and Chris have several screaming matches, Wayfair is implicated in a sex trafficking ring (turned out false, obviously,) Einsteins girlfriend behind bars and Jaden Smith is unnecessarily harassed. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

“Download News Voice for free: https://newsvoice.com/app/thesnarktank . Let’s fix the news. Together.” We're back! In a new place! Sweeny is an idiot and doesn't know how to record with a microphone so instead decided to record todays episode using nothing but a tin can and potato skins. Direct all criticism to @TomSweeneyINC. Today, we're talking about the Cancel Party on the internet and how Shane Dawson and Chris D'Elia got mangled by it. As well as some of your burning questions.  Appreciate the patience.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Today's episode is all about The Last of Us Part II. This will be a spoiler discussion so if you're interested in savoring the story of Naughty Dogs latest narrative adventure, might be best to skip this one until you have. If not, welcome. We've got some interesting opinions. We're in the middle of moving this week and due to time constraints the questions from this episode have all been pushed to next weeks episode. Apologies, but the schedule should be back to normal soon. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Welcome to the official Keith David Podcast. Today's topic: Keith David and nothing else. Literally just Keith David. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Jake Paul got arrested and he literally stole a charity! Logan Paul became a decent human?! Mark Wahlberg is trending for very awkward reasons!? Would you rather die every day or restart your life on death? What if Keith David was everyone? (We're not even high, I'm so sorry.) This is Ormy again just letting you know everything's fine. They're treating me better than before. No need to alert authorities. I promise.  :)  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Society is falling apart so hopefully we can offer a good bit of reprieve for those of you who are struggling or dealing with the insane state of the world. For those affected negatively by the riots, we hope things can resolve soon and that you get the assistance you need. For those peacefully protesting, we support you. I know I've seen several peaceful protests that haven't gone off the rails. Love you for it. For those who are looting and burning down your local businesses, maybe don't? lol?  Stay safe out there and instead of feeling grief over real world bigotry, we hope Sweeny's fiction based bigotry is enough to give you a lil' smile.        - Chris Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Keem vs H3H3, Chris vs Jack Saint, and Joe Rogan vs YouTube? It's war season now, fellas!  Special thanks to Tim Dadabo, voice of 343 Guilty Spark for the intro.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Go to manscaped.com and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: SNARKTANK #manscapedpod SNARK TANK MERCH ► https://teespring.com/stores/snark-tank A girl who thinks she's a deer has a power trip on Twitch. Why is the internet up in arms? Can reptiles be funny? What would be the worst way to die? What movies deserved sequels but didn't get them? Would you rather be an NPC in Crazy Taxi or GTA Online? What's a worse curse? Looking like, or talking like Jar Jar Binks? Hi, my names is Omry. I write the descriptions for The Snark Tank. I can't leave. The locks are on the outside and this is my only shot to reach out. Chris doesn't pay attention to these. Please, send assistance. I'm located at cedwoiku;wlcnfkjc Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Was Tropic Thunder the last great Mel Brooks style parody film? If we could rid this world of anything, what would it be? Are bees really endangered or is it a lie from Big Bee? Are deepfakes introducing a huge issue with the reliability of video evidence? What's the deal with OnlyFans?  Why was Billy Mays such a perfect salesman? All this and more on todays confusing episode of the Help Me I'm Terrified of The Great Beyond Podcast Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The Last of Us: Part 2 had a massive leak and we can't not talk about it. (Don't worry. No spoilers.) Also, Kim Jong Un survived?!? Are Orcs in fantasy supposed to be black people? A spirited debate about diversity in media and what games, movies, etc did representation without talking down to their audiences. Is Assassin's Creed getting better or is it still garbage? MySpace vs Facebook: Which was superior in their prime? Why is web design getting worse and worse? Is the nuke the ultimate deterrent or the ultimate doom? All this and more in this nerd riddled nonsense.  PS: Please be respectful and don't spread Last of Us spoilers. People should be able to participate without shit being spoiled for them. Thanks.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Kim Jong Un is Kim Jong Underground?!? What does that mean for the universe? Jeff Goldblum cancelled over reasonable question at a drag show? Alinity finally suspended from Twitch after dodging consequences for months? What are the most overrated games? Injecting bleach and disinfectant to stop Corona? Dream amnesia? How Call of Duty infected the FPS genre.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

YouTube Drama never seems to end, does it? H3H3 and SomeOrdinaryGamers fight over something people apparently care about? Popular Twitch streamer dated 7+ guys while dating CallMeCarson? Are hand fetishes weirder than foot fetishes? Who's the best cook among the boys? Why can't Derrick make pancakes? What games made us cry? Would you rather be a furry or have erectile dysfunction? What would you do as God for 45 seconds? Can a neck be nice?  New merch coming soon! Discord on the way.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Can your brain understand having your heart ripped out? Is Tom Sweeny a genuine sociopath? Will teleporters kill us? What is it like going to Black People Church? Gears of War 5 is actually kinda good? Are games harder or easier to play now that we're older and smarter, yet more feeble and weak? Do dogs understand violence? Should cunnilingus have a bubblegum flavor? (jesus christ) Would you want to experience true blindness? What was the worst film? Dragon Ball Evolution? Catwoman? Or Avatar: The Last Airbender? The competition is fierce this Easter! Sorry about literally everything you're gonna hear.  NOTE: This episode won't have the names at the end, but the public feed will have it. Editing this was a nightmare due to discord completely fucking our audio. It's better now than last time though. Will be working to make audio as crystal clear as possible. Thanks again for your support in these trying times.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

What was your first fictional crush? What influenced the goth girl trend of the 2000s? What was our most painful experience? What were the best movies of all time? Is Shrek 2 the best sequel ever crafted? Yes. It is. Why does Sweeny want to harm all who approach him? Would we set foot in Jurassic Park if Jeff Goldblum was guaranteed? Why was Dragon Ball Super so ... eh? Do British rappers inherently suck? Why does Gears of War 2 STILL have the best horde mode in any game ever? Has this pandemic made us all incels? Find out on todays horrible sounding episode of The Snark Tank! Some audio issues in this episode due to a primary discord recording (mostly Sweeny) but these issues are already resolved for next time. Thanks for your support. Enjoy the shitshow. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Doom Eternal and Animal Crossing are out to save us from the unyielding contagion! Why is the Gamecube controller the worst controller? Why did Marvel just make the worst superheroes ever imaginable? The best movie licensed games? Will humans fly off the Earth if it abruptly stops spinning? Two non scientists weigh in! What are our most plausible conspiracy theories? Why does Chris like fevers? Would we fuck pokemon? I hate this. All this and more on the most ignorant episode of the podcast yet. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Derrick is sick, so Gabby is back to fill in for our ailed companion. Will we set up a Discord? Is Spider-Man 2 better than Into The Spider-Verse? Sweeny and Chris face off. Is it homosexual to suck your own dick? Do all the kids die in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? Why is Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark so timeless? Why was the Twilight Zone awesome? Sweeny is afraid of the ocean and he's a huge silly bitch because of it. Gabby's social media:  https://www.instagram.com/teethlikemilk/  All this and more on this episode of the Snark Tank.  Hopefully this helps take your mind off of our crazy global situation. Stay safe. Be well.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Will Artificial Intelligence destroy us? Why is Castlevania's Netflix series so good for no reason? Did Michael Jackson do it? A spirited debate ensues! Will Osama Bin Laden ever perform a post mortem hologram concert like Tupac did? Why does Chris look forward to a societal collapse? How long would it take for us to turn to cannibalism? Is sex with advanced robots considered cheating? Chris absolutely hates this episode and considered literally deleting it so, we hope someone likes it at least! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

How would we go about surviving an alien invasion? Do roaches count as animals?  And if so, do they deserve respect? Will Derrick win a date with Trisha Paytas? What are the perfect video game soundtracks to accompany everyday life? Would you let a man knock you out for $10,000? Should the Snark Tank have merch? WHO WILL MAKE IT! Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Was the Sonic movie great? Why does Michael Bloomberg insist on pretending to be a human being? Would Chris, Derrick, and Sweeny ever become e-bois and show some skin on OnlyFans? Why do Americans watch child beauty pageants outside of Epstien's house parties? Are we alcoholics? Probably. Why is Spongebob more iconic than the Simpsons? All this and more on this unusually political episode of The Snark Tank!  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

A substantial amount of anime talk in this one despite all of us being far too cool to talk of such things. What were our worst jobs? Why is Crazy Taxi so underrated? Will Sweeny surrender an N-word pass to Donald Trump? Are English dubs sometimes better than the originals? How would Chris abuse the space time continuum if he could? What the hell happened to the Spider-Man animated series? Why did Derrick and Sweeny NOT SEE THE SONIC MOVIE?! All that and probably a little bit more on today's Question Driven Extravaganza episode of The Snark Tank Podcast! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The most diverse podcast in the world (maybe) is back with all new shenanigans! The Uncharted movie is delayed once more! Why can't Hollywood figure out video game movies? Why was Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island the best thing since sliced bread? Why can't Chris suck it up and like Dark Souls? Would you break up with your girlfriend if you found out she ate raw bats? How about a little roleplay? Norm Macdonald as Marcus Fenix? God help us. What is this show? Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy