Ah, the joys of the holidays. Time spent with family, the smell of home cooking wafting through the air, and an encore performance from the Shallow End With Schnebly And Toth. Think of it as re-heated leftovers that always taste better the next day. Or, in this case, from about a year ago. But don't worry, these stories have been properly refrigerated and stored in airtight containers to seal in freshness. Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that putting a hit on someone is never a good idea. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dive into the absurd and cautionary tales of our modern world in this episode of Shallow End! First up, we recount the story of a gasoline theft that's more slapstick than slick. Join us as we break down how a simple heist turned into a comedy of errors, leaving everyone, including the would-be thieves, scratching their heads in disbelief. But the ride doesn't stop there. Buckle up as we shift gears to bring you the inside scoop on what's being called the "worst ride-share passenger ever." From outrageous demands to a jaw-dropping lack of etiquette, this passenger's trip went from zero to infamous faster than they could say, "I'll tip you in the app!" Don't forget to fuel up on our previous episodes, and if you enjoy our deep dive into the shallow end of life's pool, rate us five stars on your favorite podcast platform! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dive into the intriguing world of human experiences and life's quirky twists with our latest episode of the Shallow End Podcast! In this entertaining installment, we bring you two captivating stories that explore the mysterious workings of fate and human choices. Have you ever wondered if karma truly exists? Join us as we unravel this enlightening story of a man who learns about karma in the most unexpected way - through a stray dog. A dog that he should have been nicer to. Discover the profound lesson he learned. And then, life is a series of choices, some good, some bad. In this gripping narrative, we explore the unfortunate decision-making process of an individual who found themselves in a precarious situation inside an MRI suite. Tune in to hear the tale of an unforgettable incident that raises questions about responsibility, human error, and the consequences of our actions. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Shallow End Is Brought To You By Better Help In this episode of Shallow End, we dive deep into two captivating stories that prove life is full of unpredictable twists and turns. Join us as we explore the fascinating narratives of individuals who found themselves facing unexpected outcomes. First up, we unravel the bizarre tale of a tipsy night gone wrong. Picture this: a night out with friends, a few too many drinks, and a heated altercation. But what happens when a seemingly ordinary bar fight takes an unforeseen turn, leaving one man with consequences he never saw coming? Tune in to hear the astonishing story of how alcohol-fueled decisions led to unexpected side effects that changed one man's life forever. In the second segment, we delve into the world of neighborhood dynamics and the troublemakers who often disrupt the peace. But when a notorious troublemaker crosses paths with an unexpected source of justice, the result is nothing short of Hilarious. Discover the details of a community's struggle with a disruptive presence and the surprising turn of events that led to a resolution nobody could have predicted. Join us for stories that remind us that life's twists and turns can lead to outcomes beyond our wildest imagination. Don't miss this episode of Shallow End, where the ordinary becomes extraordinary, and justice finds its own way! Please get in touch with [email protected] if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.  http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This Episode is sponsored by Better Help Get ready for a double dose of quirky tales on this festive and whimsical episode of the Shallow End Podcast! 🎅 Story 1: "The Santa Train Caper" 🚂 Join us as we unwrap the hilarious escapade of a daring individual who decided to put a unique twist on their Christmas festivities. In a small town's annual holiday parade, chaos ensues when an unexpected character takes control of Santa's magical train. Will this maverick manage to spread holiday cheer or derail Christmas for everyone? We'll uncover the details, the laugh of this unforgettable holiday heist. 🕵️ Story 2: "The Politeness Heist" 🏠 Ever heard of a burglar with impeccable manners? Prepare to be astonished by our second story, as we explore the curious case of "The Polite Burglar." This enigmatic thief broke into a home, but what sets them apart is their unwavering commitment to courtesy. Discover the bizarre and strangely endearing world of a burglar who steals hearts along with possessions. Tune in for laughter, intrigue, and a dash of holiday spirit in this unique episode of the Shallow End Podcast. You won't want to miss these extraordinary stories that prove sometimes, the most unexpected characters can steal the show! Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and share this episode with your friends and family. Happy listening, and may your holidays be filled with joy and polite surprises! 🎙️🎄🎁 Please get in touch with [email protected] if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.  http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, we explore the adrenaline-fueled world of a thrill seeker who made a life-altering poor choice, and the consequences that followed. Then, we shift gears to unveil the incredible story of how law enforcement executed a brilliant operation to capture over 160 fugitives simultaneously. In our first segment, you'll hear the jaw-dropping account of James Marples, a 22-year-old thrill-seeker whose insatiable appetite for adventure led him down a treacherous path. We'll examine the decisions that led to his predicament, the heart-pounding moments that ensued, and the valuable lessons we can all learn from his harrowing experience. In the second part of our episode, we delve into the world of crime and justice as we unveil the remarkable story of how law enforcement from multiple jurisdictions orchestrated a massive operation to apprehend over 160 fugitives. You'll hear about the ingenious strategy and how they exploited the stupidity of said fugitives. Please get in touch with [email protected] if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.  http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First, join us as we unravel the tale of a band of would-be burglars who learned the hard way that having the right tools for the job is absolutely crucial. We explore a daring heist gone awry, where a group of aspiring criminals underestimated the importance of proper preparation. We'll showcase the pivotal moments that turned a simple break-in into a disastrous disaster. In the second part of this episode, we take you on a wild ride with the story of a man whose relentless pursuit of riches leads him to a junkyard heist of epic proportions. His repeated attempts at robbing this unlikely target result in a comical and embarrassing mishap. Please get in touch with [email protected] if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.  http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lindsay has the best "pull my finger" story ever while Jethro explains why a burglar with a gambling addiction is a dangerous combination. Warning! Do not puncture, incinerate, or store episode 23 above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Please get in touch with [email protected] if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.  http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First, we uncover the absurd story of a criminal / Uber driver. We'll explore a newlywed couple's harrowing experience with him that led to a very unexpected, bizarre but ultimately happy ending. In the second part of this episode, we turn our attention to the bizarre and often ridiculous lengths some people will go to in their quest for fame. Prepare to be astonished, amused, and maybe even a little bit horrified as we share the story of one online challenge that went too far. We'll also explore the psychology behind this phenomenon and discuss the potential consequences of seeking fame at any cost. Please get in touch with [email protected] if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.  http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, we embark on a journey to the high seas as we explore the life of John Cummings, a man whose extraordinary talent for swallowing knives set him apart from the rest. Join us as we unravel the mysteries behind his peculiar skill, the dangers he faced, and the crowd-stunning performances that made him a legendary figure of his time. Then, we shift gears and delve into the intriguing life of Thomas Justice, a young cyclist prodigy with a promising future. Discover the twists and turns that led him down a path of crime and infamy, as we explore the events that transformed him from a rising star in the world of cycling to a notorious bank robber. Join us for an episode filled with adventure, danger, and unexpected twists, as we explore the unique and gripping stories of John Cummings and Thomas Justice. You won't want to miss this extraordinary journey into the lives of two individuals whose paths took them to places they could have never imagined. Please get in touch with [email protected] if you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth.  http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of Shallow End, we unravel the peculiar story of a daring individual who made an astonishing discovery about the perilous synergy between venomous snakes and alcohol. Tune in as we reveal the curious circumstances surrounding this unlikely pairing and learn about the painful consequences that unfolded. Then, we shift gears to discuss the astonishing case of a judge who seemed to have other priorities during a high-stakes murder trial. Discover the jaw-dropping details of how a legal proceeding turned into a spectacle when the judge, instead of presiding over the courtroom, was caught up in a flurry of text messages. We explore the repercussions, the public outrage, and the sheer audacity of this courtroom drama that had everyone talking. Listen to the newest member of The Box of Oddities/Shallow End podcast family! FROM BENEATH THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JG has a riveting tale of two friends whose love for pranks spirals into unexpected territory. We'll uncover how the thin line between fun and disaster is tread as playful jibes escalate into a turning point that alters their lives forever. Then, journey back to the Civil War era with Lindsay to meet a general whose premature pronouncements led to unforeseen consequences. Discover the untold story of ambition, hubris, and the price of speaking too soon—a dual narrative of personal and historical lessons on the importance of timing, trust, and understanding. Please contact [email protected] if you would like to advertise on our podcast.  http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get ready to laugh until you cry as we delve into a hilarious treasure trove of emails from our excellent listeners around the globe! In this side-splitting episode of The Shallow End, we're spotlighting some of the most comically absurd, facepalm-worthy, and downright 'head-desk' moments from our listeners' lives. Have you ever locked your keys in the car while it's still running? Or maybe you've accidentally mistaken superglue for lip balm? Don't worry; you're not alone! Our inbox has been flooded with tales of epic fails, and we can't wait to share them with you. Join Lindsay and JG as they take you on a ride through the shallow end of life, where logic goes out the window. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and share your own Shallow-End moments with us. After all, we're in this together! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In our first segment, we'll sit down with JG, a passionate DIY enthusiast whose harrowing tale of a home improvement project gone wrong left him completely speechless. We've all heard of DIY disasters, but JG's first-hand account will have you on the edge of your seat. Whether you're a DIY pro or just love a good laugh at someone else's expense, you won't want to miss this story that reminds us all why some projects are best left to the experts. In our second segment, we'll introduce you to a woman who found herself in a truly bizarre and extraordinary predicament. Imagine swallowing your precious Apple AirPods by accident. We'll explore the details of how this unusual mishap occurred, how it was discovered, and the surprising outcome that will leave you both amazed and bewildered. We'll also delve into the medical side of things, discussing what happens when you ingest such high-tech gadgets and how doctors handled this unprecedented situation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🖼️ **Unlikely Art Thieves:** Imagine a pair of art thieves who couldn't be more different from the suave, cunning criminals we often see in movies. Join us as we uncover the unbelievable story of two individuals who, despite their unusual backgrounds and lack of criminal expertise, pulled off one of the most audacious art heists in history. Discover the audacious techniques they used and the artwork they targeted. It's a story that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world of high-stakes crime. 🤣 **The Infinite Stupidity of Online Comments:** Transitioning from the world of high-stakes art heists to the vast and often bewildering realm of the internet, we explore the endless trove of ridiculous and downright silly comments posted online. From social media platforms to forums and comment sections, we've all encountered comments that make us question the collective intelligence of the internet. Join us as we sift through the most mind-boggling, hilarious, and cringe-worthy comments ever posted online. We'll discuss the psychology behind these comments and their impact on online discourse and share some of our personal favorites that will have you laughing out loud. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, we delve into two intriguing and cautionary tales that showcase the unexpected consequences of actions taken and ignored. Join us as we explore the depths of human emotions and the perils of disregarding warnings in one riveting episode. Have you ever had a neighbor who seemed to push all the wrong buttons? In our first segment, we share the story of neighbors who took matters into their own hands to exact sweet revenge in the best way possible. Then, we explore the real-life consequences of ignoring critical warnings. We explore the exciting world of low bridge collisions. 178 of them in fact. All at the same bridge that has become known as "Can Opener Bridge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Labor Day week, and Lindsay and JG are lounging by the pool, sipping drinks with little umbrellas in them and barking orders to anyone who will listen. Unfortunately, nobody does, and it becomes uncomfortable for them both. But at least they have little umbrellas! In other words, here is a command performance of a previous episode (just a fancy word for re-run). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join us as we uncover the tale of two police officers whose insidious partnership takes a devastating turn. As we dissect their questionable motives, we explore their decision to conceal evidence in a way that defies common sense. This desperate attempt to cover their tracks led to a somewhat hilarious result. And then, the story of a Holocaust denier who gets into an argument and a fight regarding his conspiracy theory. The problem is that the guy he's arguing with is an MMA fighter. What could go wrong? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join us as we unravel the jaw-dropping story of a gang of wannabe masterminds who took their criminal ambitions to new heights - and depths of absurdity. Using state-of-the-art special effects that would rival Hollywood productions, this gang pulled off a bank heist that appeared to be right out of a blockbuster action film. But as we delve into the intricacies of their meticulously orchestrated plan, you'll be left astounded by the comical mistakes that turned their grand scheme into a sideshow. Tune in as we dissect the intricacies of their special effects, their daring escape, and the series of missteps that led to their downfall, proving that sometimes, even the most elaborate plans can't outsmart sheer stupidity. Prepare for a rollercoaster of hilarity as we unravel the convoluted tale of an insurance scam that took a detour straight into the realm of farce. It all started with an incredibly hare-brained idea that seemed destined to succeed. Join us as we recount the outlandish details of this plot, involving a series of events that spiraled out of control faster than anyone could have imagined. And just when you think the absurdity has reached its peak, the story takes an unexpected turn that leads to a climactic confrontation at a local Taco Bell. It's a tale of misguided ambition, laughable decisions, and a fast-food ending you won't want to miss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join us as we dive into two riveting stories exploring life's unexpected and unexplored aspects. In the first half, we unravel the hilarious yet cautionary tale of a hapless janitor navigating the corridors of a world-class research facility. Our janitor's journey through bad decisions provides a side-splitting glimpse into the world behind the scenes of groundbreaking science. Transitioning to the second half, we delve into a cautionary narrative surrounding an elderly lady whose house should never be considered a target for break-ins. Discover why even the most daring criminals now think twice before crossing her threshold. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In a world awash with sugar-laden treats, have you ever wondered about the extraordinary lengths people will go to appease their relentless sugar cravings? Today we uncover the story of a man in Canada who may have gone a bit too far. Then, they say history repeats itself, and in this segment, we journey back to unravel a quirky and head-scratching blunder from over a century ago. Join us as we offer a fresh perspective on the saying, "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's episode, we bring you two tales that will leave you in awe of the strange and unexpected ways life can unfold. First is the curious world of a bumbling deer hunter with an unconventional approach leading to disaster and humiliation. Join us as we unravel the hilarious misadventures of this determined hunter, whose quirky techniques and comedic blunders take center stage in an unforgettable tale of unexpected outcomes. Then, brace yourself for the spine-chilling account of a very unusual and dangerous way for a senior citizen to spend an afternoon. We delve into the astonishing story of an elderly individual who defies all odds by embarking on an adrenaline-pumping and questionable journey. Discover the motivations behind this extraordinary quest and the jaw-dropping consequences that unfold. Join us as we traverse the paths of absurdity and curiosity, where laughter and amazement intertwine with danger and the extraordinary. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions in this episode of The Shallow End as we delve into two wildly contrasting tales that will leave you in stitches and fuming with indignation. Our first segment recounts the hilarious and jaw-droppingly silly misadventures of one man's laundry day gone horribly wrong by forgetting the basic dos and don'ts of laundry by employing absurd shortcuts that involve highly flammable substances. This laundry escapade turns into a sidesplitting comedy of errors. Sometimes, all it takes is one person's stupidity to turn an ordinary chore into an epic comedy. In the second segment, we shift gears to a more serious but equally compelling story of a man who embarks on a quest to uncover alleged price gouging at his local dollar store. Convinced that he's being shortchanged on savings, this bargain hunter takes it upon himself to violently confront the store employee. It doesn't end well. Join us as we delve into the realm of consumer rights, price analysis, and the emotional rollercoaster that comes with trying to save a few cents on a can of soup. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First, Lindsay brings you the astonishing account of a person who unexpectedly made their new home an abandoned house. Discover the staggering details of how this individual, against all odds, moved into an empty house meant to be sold. As we delve deeper into their stubborn determination to remain, we unveil the captivating twists and turns that unfold. But what could the homeowner possibly do to reclaim their property? Prepare to be amazed by their innovative and unconventional solution to resolve the unusual predicament. Next, Jethro unravels the tale of a man who seemingly had it all: a majestic mansion, opulent surroundings, and luxurious living. However, dissatisfied with the view from his prized estate, he embarked on a grandiose plan to enhance it further. Discover the extraordinary lengths he went to improve the scenery, only to discover that his actions' consequences were far more severe than he ever anticipated. Uncover the surprising revelations as we delve into the unforeseen repercussions of unlawful logging and the devastating price he paid for his vanity. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

.Join us as we explore the strange and unexpected antics that people engage in while soaring through the skies during skydiving adventures. But one story stands out. It involves skydiving and a pillowcase full of cats. But that's not all! Our episode takes an unexpected turn as we dive into a riveting account of two men who sought to gain an unfair advantage in a fishing derby. Explore the captivating narrative of these individuals who ventured into the realm of cheating in the pursuit of victory. We'll dissect their actions, motivations, and the repercussions they faced for their questionable decisions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, we explore two intriguing stories that showcase the remarkable ways in which fate has its own way of serving justice. Join us as we explore the repercussions of illegal parking and the astonishing account of a failed wannabe hitman that leaves us questioning human intelligence. First, we uncover the tale of a man who repeatedly flouted parking regulations, callously occupying handicapped spots without a care for those in need. Little did he know that his actions would trigger a chain of events that would eventually lead to his downfall. We follow the journey of karma catching up with this stubborn individual, revealing the surprising twists and turns that ultimately teach him a powerful lesson about empathy, respect, and the consequences of his choices. But that's not all - we then venture into the realm of extraordinary incompetence with the mind-boggling story of the world's dumbest would-be assassin. Prepare to be astounded as we recount the shocking missteps, laughable blunders, and unbelievable lack of basic skills that resulted in one of history's most hilariously failed hitman job interviews. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this captivating episode of The Shallow End, we delve into two intriguing narratives that showcase the strange and unpredictable world of thieves, where fashion sense clashes with a lack of common sense, and meticulously planned heists crumble under the weight of inevitable fate. Our first story revolves around an enigmatic neighborhood thief with an impeccable fashion sense but a woeful absence of common sense. Join us as we uncover the amusing escapades of this mischievous character, who leaves behind a trail of well-dressed chaos. In the second half of our episode, we embark on a journey into the world of professional burglary and the harsh reality that no matter how meticulously crafted a plan may be, fate can play a cruel hand. Prepare to be enthralled by the true accounts of a group of clever burglars whose well-laid schemes fall prey to unexpected turns of events. Despite their ingenious strategies, these daring criminals find themselves trapped in a web of unforeseen circumstances, leading to their ultimate downfall. Through witty storytelling and insightful analysis, Schnebly and Toth unravel the mysteries surrounding these captivating tales, examining the intricate balance between fashion and folly and the relentless grip of fate on the lives of those who engage in illicit activities. Join us on this rollercoaster ride as we explore the dichotomy of audacity and destiny in the realm of thieves and burglars. So grab your headphones and prepare for a thrilling and entertaining episode that combines fashion, foibles, and the irresistible forces that shape the destinies of those who choose a life of crime. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In our first story, we unravel the bewildering exploits of a man who discovered the most outrageous and, dare we say, downright illegal way to reach the airport. Hold on tight as we dive into the details of his unconventional and unconventional-adjacent methods that left airport authorities scratching their heads. Trust us; you won't believe what this determined individual attempted to save a couple of bucks and avoid a mundane taxi ride to catch his flight! Then, we take you on a wild journey to the picturesque Victoria, B.C., where a Canadian man's one unfortunate decision resulted in an unexpected lifetime ban from one of the city's most iconic hotels. Discover the mishap that took an unexpected turn and escalated into a hilarious chain of events that even the hotel staff couldn't help but crack a smile about. Join Schnebly and Toth as they dissect the intricacies of these comical incidents, unraveling the mysteries behind these "what were they thinking" escapades. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hold on tight in this episode of The Shallow End as we recount the jaw-dropping tale of a daredevil whose steam-powered stunt took a disastrous turn. Join Lindsay and JG as they unravel the courageous yet calamitous escapade of this Captain Crankshaft, who thought he could conquer the skies with his ingenious steam-powered contraption. Then, we take you on a whimsical journey into the world of a political movement that will leave you gobsmacked and questioning reality. Join us as we explore the eccentric demands, unconventional strategies, and hilariously featherbrained tactics employed by this peculiar movement that involved sparrows and cookware. Join us on this episode of The Shallow End as we serve up a deliciously absurd blend of daredevil disasters and kitchenware-induced madness. Get ready to laugh, learn, and question mankind's sanity in the most delightful way possible! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First, we delve into the audacious heist that rocked the financial world. Join us as we unravel the astonishing tale of a man who managed to scam a prominent bank out of a staggering one million dollars. We'll take you on a rollercoaster ride through the intricate web of deception that enabled him to orchestrate close to the perfect crime. Discover the unexpected details of his elaborate scheme and how he managed to stay one step ahead of the authorities for so long. But just when you think you've figured it out, brace yourself for the unexpected turn of events that led to his ultimate downfall. Then, a tale of an ill-fated home invasion. We'll recount the story of a home intruder whose obsession with snack food ultimately led to their own demise. Step into the shoes of the unsuspecting homeowners as they find themselves victims of an intruder driven by an insatiable craving. Discover the unusual detective work that led to this snack-loving invader's hilarious arrest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the week of Memorial Day and Schnebly and Toth are spending it with loved ones. Please enjoy this encore performance of The Shallow End! A new episode drops next week! Can a messy house kill you? Yes. Yes, it can. Lindsay has the unbelievable details. And then, Jethro discovers that a bit of confidence can carry a person a long way. In this case, right to prison. Episode six of The Shallow End is not intended for use as a dental drill. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're serving up a double dose of jaw-dropping stories that will leave you laughing, cringing, and contemplating the perils of unchecked pride. In this Shallow End, we explore the most ludicrous excuse ever uttered to a police officer, followed by a cautionary tale of a man whose ego became his ultimate demise. First up, you won't believe your ears when we unveil the mind-boggling, eye-rolling, and downright ridiculous excuse one man came up with to escape the long arm of the law. But wait, there's more! We switch gears and explore the dark side of an inflated ego. Prepare to witness the mighty fall of a man who thought he was untouchable. All because of his ego. So, whether you're in need of a good laugh or a stark reminder of the consequences of excessive self-importance, this episode of The Shallow End has got you covered! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this captivating episode of The Shallow End, we delve into two extraordinary stories that will leave you scratching your head and holding your sides. First, we unveil the hilarious tale of an elusive prison escapee whose freedom came to a screeching halt due to an unexpected twist of fate. Follow along as we explore the mind of this cunning fugitive, examining the choices that ultimately led to his capture. Discover how sheer boredom became his downfall and learn about the series of events that unfolded, leading law enforcement to finally bring him to justice. Next, we unravel the fascinating saga of the Baron of Arizona, a brazen con man who manipulated and deceived his way to riches, leaving a trail of victims in his wake. We'll shed light on the charismatic facade this master manipulator presented to the world. Explore the web of lies and deceit that allowed him to bilk millions of dollars from unsuspecting businesses, earning him the notorious title of the Baron of Arizona. Whether you're a true crime enthusiast or simply seeking a good laugh, this episode of The Shallow End is sure to please. Hear the amazing tales of the bored bandit and the rise and fall of the Baron of Arizona. Regenerate response Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this episode of TSE, we'll recount the outrageous story of a drug smuggler who made a daring, yet disastrously foolish move. Buckle up as we delve into the details of his comically calamitous attempt to outsmart the authorities, only to find himself on a one-way trip to the hall of fame for criminal blunders. Next, prepare to be shocked by the tale of an extreme heist that's nothing short of hilarious! This fearless felon took stealing valuables to a new low - literally! Get ready for a whirlwind of laughter as we unfold the epic story of one of the most preposterous pilfering plots in history! Join us for an episode of absurdity as we explore these marvelously madcap tales! Don't forget to hit subscribe and share the hilarity with your friends, as we continue to uncover the most shocking yet entertaining stories on The Shallow End! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First up, we've got the story of an armed robber who thought he had it all figured out. He stormed into a home improvement store, brandishing a gun and demanding all the cash in the register. Unfortunately for him, he didn't plan his escape very well leading to a most embarrassing apprehension. Then, we've got a group of prison escapees who were so thoughtful, they almost got away with it. Almost. You see, thoughtful doesn't always translate to smart. Join us for two tales of criminal incompetence that will make you shake your head and wonder what the world is coming to. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First, we'll be discussing the story of the worst, most incompetent thief you've never heard of. This thief's criminal exploits are so laughably inept that you won't believe they were even attempted, let alone carried out. We delve into the mind of this hapless criminal and examine his botched attempts at stealing. But that's not all - we also bring you the bizarre tale of a man who came up with a truly unique way to try to avoid arrest. This man's unconventional strategy may seem outrageous, but it actually worked - for about 30 seconds. It doesn't end well. It never does in The Shallow End. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today in The Shallow End, we follow the misadventures of two teenage thieves who thought they had found an easy target in an old woman. However, things quickly take a turn for the worse when the woman proves to be much more than they bargained for. Tune in to find out what happens when these young criminals learn a lesson they won't soon forget. In the second story, we delve into the fascinating tale of a very unusual bank robber. This person's methods were anything but conventional, and certainly unique. You won't want to miss this captivating story of one person's journey into the world of crime and the unexpected twists and turns that ensued. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the latest episode of The Shallow End, we bring you two completely different yet equally hilarious stories. First up, get ready to be inspired by the heroic tale of a modern-day cowboy who saved the day at an Oregon Walmart. You won't believe the lengths he went to protect innocent bystanders from harm. And if that's not enough to pique your interest, we also have the hilarious and unbelievable story of Keith - the man who has been arrested so many times that even the cops are struggling to keep track! We'll share some of the wildest details from Keith's incredible rap sheet, and you won't want to miss a second of it. So tune in and get ready to be entertained, inspired, and maybe even a little bit shocked. This is one episode you won't forget anytime soon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, we bring you two intriguing and wildly different stories. First, we delve into the world of a man with a bizarre and unconventional sexual fantasy that took an unexpected turn. Then, we turn our attention to a daring criminal gang that impersonated law enforcement officials and carried out a series of bold and brazen crimes. Both stories are packed with unexpected twists and turns, and we explore the motivations and consequences of each one. Join us for a hilarious journey into the realm of human behavior and psychology. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, we'll explore the world of incompetent criminals and bizarre legal defenses. First up, we'll tell the story of two burglars who made the mistake of stealing a live-feed camera. Unbeknownst to them, the camera continued to record and track their every move for days. Next, we'll turn our attention to the courtroom, where we'll share the story of a lawyer with the most unusual defense for his murder suspect client. trial. Whether you're a fan of true crime, legal drama, or just absurdity in general, you won't want to miss this episode of " Bumbling Burglars and Befuddled Barristers: Hilarious Tales of Dumb Burglars and a Bad Lawyer”  So grab your favorite beverage, sit back, and enjoy the ride. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There are many types of birth control methods. Some are more effective than others. JG has the story of one man who employed a novel approach to birth control that was effective, but ill-advised. Then, Lindsay regales us with a story that involves sun, sand, and a huge crowd of drunken spring break participants. What could possibly go wrong? Warning! The Shallow End is not intended for use as a dental drill. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Over the years, some people have gone to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that putting a hit on someone is never a good idea. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You wouldn't believe some of the stuff people try to steal. And the methods they use? Even more unbelievable. Lindsay has the details. Then, JG reminds us to always be careful around an elephant. Especially one that's suffering from constipation. Warning! Episode 41 has been known to cause nasal irritation if stuffed up one's nose. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JG has the story of a trailer truck theft that quickly led to egg on the face of the thief. And then, there's a right way and a wrong way to rid your house of unwanted pests. Lindsay has a prime example of the latter. Warning! This episode of The Shallow End may cause painful abdominal cramps if swallowed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who's responsible when you promote a major professional sporting event and one of the teams is a no-show? Lindsay breaks it down. And then JG has a cautionary tale that reminds us that some types of behavior while visiting the Vatican are frowned upon. Warning! Prolonged or repeated contact with The Shallow End Podcast may cause itching and irritating rash. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A reminder from Jethro that it's always a good idea to know what the potential fallout from a planned theft could be. But sometimes things happen that one just can't anticipate. The results are tragically hilarious. Then Lindsay has the recent tale of how one man's behavior ruined his Superbowl experience this year. Warning! The Shallow End may contain peanuts and wheat gluten. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A guy named Ozzie with a bottle of cleaning solvent causes a major problem. And then, it doesn't take state-of-the-art criminal forensic techniques to solve a crime if the perp is not too bright. Lindsay and JG have all the ridiculous details. Warning! Contents of Episode 37 are under pressure and should never be exposed to open flames. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It wasn't so much the burglarizing as it was what they did with the plunder. JG has the extremely disturbing, yet hilarious story. Then it's Lindsay's turn to remind us that calling 911 should be for, you know, important stuff. Warning! Never listen to the Shallow End while sitting in a tub full of water while holding a plugged-in air fryer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do you get when you mix two Australians, a ski resort, and bad planning? Lindsay has the details. Then JG regales us with stories of some very bad smuggling techniques. Warning! Episode 35 should never be re-heated in a plastic tray. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices