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Danielle Nicole, Laura Vanessa
A podcast about your favorite pop culture celebrities, and fictional characters that fit the mold of the female gaze.
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The end of the The Quinntessentials Podcast

The end of the The Quinntessentials Podcast

Alright babies, gather around it's Laura story time! Let me set the scene for you, it's set in New York, you're about to watch an off Broadplay and none other than.........walks out the doors. In other news, it's the end of an ERA
01:05:1623/11/2024
ChatGPT reads us to filth

ChatGPT reads us to filth

It's Election Night, so the girls are looking for a distraction. What better way then ChatGPT anaylzing our fiction character crushes and letting us know why we're attracted to what we're attracted to and what kind of person that makes us
01:01:2709/11/2024
Quick and Dirty

Quick and Dirty

Wow...episode 8 already huh? During this episode Danielle is running from a tornado, Laura got a hat from Hayden Christensen (JOKING) and we're back on our BS with fancasting movies and TV shows. Buckle in, this won goes fast XOXO - the quinnpod girlies
40:3302/11/2024
Shameless Dark Romance

Shameless Dark Romance

We're still not over Andrew and Amelia's Date... and then we do a deep dive into the world of Dark Romance Novels. Let's talk about it.
01:13:1128/10/2024
S5 EP06 - I don't like games, Amelia

S5 EP06 - I don't like games, Amelia

So yeah...it's been a minute. After the drop in from Mr Cajun Dan himself, the ladies took some time off! We're so sorry but we're back babies! So sorry in fact that we did a much anticpated extended episode where we talk about all the things. No spoliers in this summary, guess you'll have to listen and find out <3
01:18:3419/10/2024
S5 EP05 - "He's about to make a name for himself"

S5 EP05 - "He's about to make a name for himself"

From Danielle's female gaze pick of the week to guest on this week's episode. e have none other than Louisana's own Cajun Dan himeself! From wrestling gators, to the best spots for food in New Orleans, and his rise to TikTok fame, we get to know Dan a little more and our boy does not disappoint!
46:3927/09/2024
The Hot Mess Express

The Hot Mess Express

We are here this week for a short time, but it as a good time. Catch up with Laura and Danielle, from everything from bridal showers to dopplegangers, BDSM clubs to the Emmys. Also...make sure you stick around till the end of the episode to a massive annoucement <3
39:1121/09/2024
Age Gap Autumn

Age Gap Autumn

TRIGGER WARNING - The ladies sit down and discuss the movie "It Ends with Us" they give their opinion of the movie after reading the book and what they think they got right, and what went wrong. They also switch gears and talk about a few situtions they've been in recently that reminded them that they may just be living in their lives within Booktok
01:06:1816/09/2024
The Power of Manifestation

The Power of Manifestation

You wanna know what's crazy...manifestation. It's crazy what can happen when you put something out into the universe. This is exactly what Laura and Danielle talk about today. They also touch on how celebrities/artists...don't owe us anything.
51:1124/08/2024
Very Demure, Very Mindful

Very Demure, Very Mindful

Danielle & Laura recap what's happened since last season during their BRAT SUMMER! We're talking about your favorite artists favorite artist Chappell Roan, Deadpool, Golden Retriver Glen Powell and so much more. We're back babies!
01:10:0319/08/2024
BONUS - Denver FanExpo 2024

BONUS - Denver FanExpo 2024

The long awaited episode covering FanExpo Denver is finally here! Join Laura and Danielle as the talk all things Fanexpo, including the celebrities, vendors, people and nightlife this years convention brought to the table!
01:11:0603/08/2024
BONUS - Bridgerton Hottakes ft Chole Milla

BONUS - Bridgerton Hottakes ft Chole Milla

Danielle and Laura bring on special guest Chole Milla in this bonus episode for Bridgerton Part 2. You know we ALL have our opinions of how our dearly beloved, long awaited Polin season played out...so grab a drink and listen to us talk about all our favorite moments and not so favorite moments of the season closer for Penelope and Colin
01:00:4225/06/2024
BONUS EPISODE - It's Polin Season

BONUS EPISODE - It's Polin Season

You didn't think we'd go through Bridgerton without dropping a little episode did you?! Laura and Danielle talk about the first batch of Polin's story. Don't worry..we'll be back for the second round too...MAYBE with a surprise guest :)
01:09:0523/05/2024
So Long, Farewell...

So Long, Farewell...

We sit down and reflect over the past season, and the CLAW SHOES?! We break down what we're excited about for this summer and talk about the upcoming FanExpo Denver. This is our season finale, so listen up and enjoy babies...we will see you all soon!
59:1527/04/2024
Time to UNPACK a few things....

Time to UNPACK a few things....

We got audited again...which means Manager Marc has made another appearance. The girls recap FanExpo Cleveland and "unpack" the Dating in your 30's episode with Marc. Proabably about time we got a mans perspective on a few things...don't ya think?
01:04:0322/04/2024
It's GANNa be a good one

It's GANNa be a good one

He's here.. The man... the Myth... The legend himself. We didn't think it would ever happen
56:5706/04/2024
Fan Expo Series - Megacon

Fan Expo Series - Megacon

Danielle and Laura finally get to experience the beast that is known as Megacon. Four full days of people, celebrities, panels, and adventures. Also a special guest apperance from our manager Marc.
01:13:4502/04/2024
Episode 6 - This is very weird...

Episode 6 - This is very weird...

Arguably the most unhinged episode the girls have released to date. CAN WE TALK ABOUT ESQUIRE SINGAPORE?! Also why are all of joes characters so tragic?
01:35:5602/04/2024
Robert Pattinson - This is the skin of a killer Bella

Robert Pattinson - This is the skin of a killer Bella

We know...we also can't believe it's taken us this long to talk about Mr Edward Cullen himself. Danielle and Laura unpack some of RP's most popular roles and arrive at the conclusion that a majority of his roles are "Quinntessential" female gaze characters.
01:05:5923/03/2024
Is that an acceptance speech in your pocket, or are you just excited to see us?

Is that an acceptance speech in your pocket, or are you just excited to see us?

After yet another award show season without a Joseph Quinn sighting...our prayers were finally answered on Sunday at the Oscars. Danielle and Laura talk about the winners, the fashion and most importantly...JOE AND LUPITA Make sure to follow us on socials and if you haven't already, please give our show a rating wherever you listen. WE LOVE YOU!
01:08:0216/03/2024
"The Greatest Story NEVER told....till Today" - We can't believe this happened....

"The Greatest Story NEVER told....till Today" - We can't believe this happened....

We've been sitting on something for quite a long time now. It's about time we let the cat out of the bag. The ladies also talk about how annoying a certain "Clock App" has been lately and their green flags/red flags for dating. Follow Kel's new account @RafesCurtainBangz because TT is the worst and banned her #electricchair Let us know how you're liking the new format and what else you'd like us to chat about alongside our favorite Female Gaze worthy people XOXO
01:05:3009/03/2024
Dating... Let's talk about it

Dating... Let's talk about it

Danielle and Laura Get extremely real and vulnerable about dating. We talk about some hypotheticals that might not be so hypothetical.
01:28:4102/03/2024
FINALLY...A Paul Mescal Episode!

FINALLY...A Paul Mescal Episode!

When we say there was a lot to cover in this weeks episode, we meant it. This one's a long one, so grab your favorite drink, a cozy blanket and settle in, it's worth it. We've got Joe, we've got #Polin, annnnd WE'VE GOT PAUL MESCAL! The girls talk about Joe's upcoming movies that have been released, and they chat about Paul's filmography.
01:16:5617/02/2024
BONUS : Life's an Adventure, so who knows where we'll end up next....

BONUS : Life's an Adventure, so who knows where we'll end up next....

We thought it was about time everyone met our Manager...the MAN, the MYTH, the LEDGEND....MARC! Get the inside scoop straight from the source on what it's like after those convention doors close and listen as Marc picks our brains on our favorite fandoms and when he met his untimely end by making us choose between that fandom...AND JOE #ELECTRICCHAIR
58:1013/02/2024
Surprise Sh*tBird

Surprise Sh*tBird

Laura and Danielle unpack Barry Keoghan's newest Apple TV series Masters of Air and Joe Keery's role in the latest season of Fargo.
58:1401/02/2024
We hate 'em... We love 'em.... MEN

We hate 'em... We love 'em.... MEN

We love to hate them and we hate to love them. Let's talk about the men in Hollywood that really get our gears turning
01:17:2627/01/2024
Joe's C*nty Shirt

Joe's C*nty Shirt

A few changes to announce! We cover Fan Expo New Orleans. The life altering phenomenon that is Saltburn and Joe's attendance at FanExpo Portland!
01:05:2020/01/2024
SEASON FINALE - THE STRIKE IS OVER!!!!!

SEASON FINALE - THE STRIKE IS OVER!!!!!

FINALLY!!!! We get to talk about all the exciting things that are to come in the next year or two.
59:1419/11/2023
A Long Overdue Apology

A Long Overdue Apology

Utter disbelief. We can't believe it's taken us this long to do an episode on him. Sure...we've mentioned him here and there throughout our seasons, but after being rightfully called out, it's time we give him the episode he deserves. Introducing Mister Dacre Montgomery <3
01:14:4712/11/2023
It's Jason Season

It's Jason Season

The girls chat about their favorite Jason's in this week's episode. From Bateman to Lee, we cover them all. Grab some drinks and settle in, it's gonna be a fun journey :)
01:15:0503/11/2023
Not so Morally Grey

Not so Morally Grey

Villains, Horror movie men and not so morally Grey men that have called into question our own morals. Happy Halloweeeeeeen!!
01:19:3829/10/2023
From Smedium men to BIG BOI

From Smedium men to BIG BOI

Let's be honest we knew this episode was coming.... We talk Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce... What is it about Travis that makes him SO very female gaze worthy? We talk body language... Astrology.... The Girlfriend effect.
59:5321/10/2023
Blonde Man Era

Blonde Man Era

Who doesn't like brothers? Shannon and Laura sit down and chat about one of their favorte Swedish families. They go in depth on the Skaarsgard brothers and chat about their movies, fun facts, and how they believe they fit the "female gaze".
01:13:0307/10/2023
Childhood Moments that altered our Brain Chemistry

Childhood Moments that altered our Brain Chemistry

You remember that scene.... the one that made you realize you actually didn't think boys had cooties anymore. The girls unpack their top three moments throughout their childhood that had them feeling all sorts of ways
51:5501/10/2023
Put Your Hands on the Headboard

Put Your Hands on the Headboard

We read, we recruited some people, and we read some more. The girls sit down with one of their favorites Chole and talk about ACOTAR. Rhys, Cassian, Azriel, ALL OF THEM...did you know there were bonus chapters? WE DIDN'T....We also dive into Nesta's internal struggles and why it relates to us so hard.
01:25:1722/09/2023
Ep 4 - You P*ss like a Horse

Ep 4 - You P*ss like a Horse

I mean... Let's not pretend we didn't know we'd go back to talking about Joe. HOARD HAS MADE ITS DEBUT AND WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT
01:09:2015/09/2023
Kind of Impossibly good looking

Kind of Impossibly good looking

Harry Styles, Post Malone, Noah Sebastian... TAYLOR SWIFT.... what do they all have in common? Music. We talk about our favorite Female Gaze worthy musicians. And we HAVE to feature our favorite band Black light animals as well. Dai
01:10:3902/09/2023
Conventionally Attractive Men and what makes them Female Gaze worthy

Conventionally Attractive Men and what makes them Female Gaze worthy

There is definintely not enough time in this episode for us to go through all the men in our lists. BUT lets start with this.
01:26:5425/08/2023
Aren't They Wizard?!

Aren't They Wizard?!

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY BABIES!! The girls talk about the new direction of the podcast, men that took over their summer, the problems with parasocial relationships and their new collaborators BLACK LIGHT ANIMALS!!! Give them a listen on Spotify!
01:08:2318/08/2023
Fan Expo Series - Denver: A love letter to the 80's

Fan Expo Series - Denver: A love letter to the 80's

We HAD to talk about Denver and the out of this world experience the girls had meeting some of the most amazing artists. And of course, we couldn't have done the episode without bringing on our new friend Preston Knight! Arguably the best Billy Hargrove Cosplayer out there. Go Checkout his Spotify!
01:17:2215/07/2023
Fan Expo Series - The Dallas Effect

Fan Expo Series - The Dallas Effect

Boy was Dallas JAM PACKED with the best of Joe. We talk about going to
37:4517/06/2023
FanExpo Series - phOLLOdelphia

FanExpo Series - phOLLOdelphia

REUNITED AND IT FEEL SO GOOOOOOD. The girls unpack Philadelphia and the REAL Star of the show.
01:05:3610/06/2023
BONUS EPISODE - Joseph Appreciates Us!

BONUS EPISODE - Joseph Appreciates Us!

You can't get rid of us that easy Joe, you're a winner baby! There is absolutely no way with everything that's happened over the past few weeks, we could've waited for the new season. The girls talk about the MTV Movie and TV Awards, Pedro at the Met Gala, and Joe being casted as the one thing we never thought to fan cast him in....AN EMPEROR?! We've also launched a Patreon!! Make sure you stay till the end and get all the details! See you in Philly <3
45:0410/05/2023
SEASON FINALE! Dare to Chill

SEASON FINALE! Dare to Chill

The girls wrap up the season going over everything we have talked about this season and everything Joe... like how the Suffer brothers are giving us an Eddie prequel thereby giving us hope for an Eddie comeback.
42:5822/04/2023
Adam Driver - Good Soup

Adam Driver - Good Soup

There hasn't been many men that have held that candle to Joseph Quinn but if someone was going to do it... Its Adam Driver. Listen to the girls absolutely lose their mind over this man.
54:2808/04/2023
Special Guest - Chole Miller's Big 3

Special Guest - Chole Miller's Big 3

01:14:0501/04/2023
Brendan Fraser & Ke Huy Kwan - WE DID IT!!!

Brendan Fraser & Ke Huy Kwan - WE DID IT!!!

WHO DOESN'T LOVE A COMEBACK STORY?!?!?! We sure do. Today we dive into arguably the most beloved Oscar Winners in a long time. Laura was tempted to name this episode "There Do Be Willies" but she very reluctantly refrained.
01:05:1925/03/2023
Joseph Quinn - London Comic Con

Joseph Quinn - London Comic Con

Our Main Man took some time to meet and take some photos with our friends in the UK. We talk to EMILY who attended the event. We also touch on Joe's take on social Media with our wonderful second guest, Brittany
01:27:3918/03/2023
Penn Badgley - Hello.... YOU

Penn Badgley - Hello.... YOU

Lets look at our current favorite stalker/murderer. Why are we so willing to forgive Joe Goldberg? Is it because his name is now Joe QUINN Goldberg? Maybe....
54:2811/03/2023
Paul Rudd - Who would've thought? Not Me!

Paul Rudd - Who would've thought? Not Me!

The Man.... The myth.... The Legend PAUL STEPHEN RUDD. Let's be honest who doesn't look at Paul and think to themselves "Yep there goes a good one"
47:3803/03/2023