LKP's favorite exorcist is back in this long awaited installment of the Don Omand Saga. The Don is back doing what he does best, baptizing large bodies of water and capturing our hearts

Diogenes the Cynic. Known for public nudity, defecating in theaters, urinating on people, and public masturbation. He also really hated Plato for some reason.

Shock Jock and all around piece of shit Tom Leykis develops Leykis 101, a training program for young men. Some highlights include: pour tabasco in your used condoms so women don't steal your sperm, and if you do get a woman pregnant, guilt her into having an abortion. Join us, LKP loves tearing apart a villain

J-Money takes one for the team and watches Avatar for the rest of us. In short, don't give James Cameron any more money - give it to us! Find us on Patreon!

Madison Grant was a co-founder of the American environmentalist movement. Sounds great, right? Well, turns out he was super duper racist. Like, put people in zoos racist. C'mon dude, you could've been cool

In the first AI generated episode, we learn how computers can inspire us, and how your robot therapist can threaten your friendships

On this episode of stupidly wealthy stupid people, early crypto investors who strike it big decide they want to create their own utopias, free from taxes and government oversight. Only to discover it is more than they bargained for.

A flock of pigeons come up with an enterprising idea after visiting a tiny backpack convention. Like many other enterprising ideas, it involves methamphetamine

The OG pro gamer, Billy Mitchell travels the country and makes Pac-Man and Donkey Kong arcade machines his bitch. Enter the fierce, highly-contested world of competitive arcade video game playing

American child-soldier with a K/D ratio that would make any gamer harder than the rigor mortis of his enemies

J-Money gives the gang side-hustle ideas. Selling feet pics, your farts in a jar, and your own piss are all lucrative money-making opportunities these days.

Ol timey saloon owner Pete McDonough creates a new business - bail bonds. He also dabbles in the classics of gambling and prostituion.

Murder, cannibalism and the raw sexual energy that binds them. An Australian murder story (dingo included).

Do you like exorcism and cannibalism and murder and torture and abduction and experiments and shit-play? Well, you've come to the right place, you dirty little creep.

Fellas, ya know when you fall in love with a lady, you shower her with gifts and affection - only to have her reject you? Today's your lucky day, LKP has the solution for you! Take a page out of Carl Tanzler's book and dig her up after she's dead!

What do Bob Hope, Jeff Goldblum, Kelsey Grammer, and Abe Vigoda have in common? That's right, they're dead!

Ineffectual citizen and basement dweller John Ford chaired the Long Island UFO Network in the 90s. When he's not chasing down UFOs, he's hatching radioactive schemes to get rid of his political opponents. Is he guilty of his crimes? Or just another victim of a government coverup? The truth is out there.

Finned commandos patrolling waters around military installations; combat hardened sea lions with a taste for blood; a NASA funded experiment that pits a sexually frustrated dolphin against a supple handed young woman.

In 1912, there's a one-legged killer clown on the loose! Join the gang as they investigate their own Pennywise murder mystery. Child sex orgy not included.

The gang chase down three mysteries and every joke they think up in this extended episode

In the early 1900s, "physician" John Brinkley made millions by implanting goat testicles into men in order to cure their erectile dysfunction. He managed to kill some of them and become a Border Blaster Radio tycoon. Listen to find out why it's better to have 3 testicles.

The Titanic's chief baker had one wet and wild night, and lived to tell about it. . .When being drunk at work saves your life. Come check out the story of Charles Joughin or we will see you at the crossroads.

Ready for a good villain episode? This week the subject is David Irving: pseudo historian, Holocaust denier and Hitler apologist. Join the guys as they rip apart this truly horrid human being. Hilarity ensues!

The second edition of Rev Doctor Donald Omand! Long awaited by fans, tales of the good Reverend in the installment include haunted roadways for some reason and ghosts which the Reverend doesn't give a shit about. Listen as the good Doctor spends more time on the side of the road than a construction cone.

We in live in an era when a man can marry a sex doll. We live in an era where that same man can cheat on his sex doll wife with an ashtray. So, why shouldn't he be allowed to marry a chicken? Talking to all you narrow-minded people out there. Open your minds, open your hearts, open your orifices for this tale of love.

Have you ever fantasized about starting drug empire and collecting a menagerie of exotic animals? Pondered what would happen to them after the policia take you down? Hypothesized how much cocaine a hippo needs to get high? Manifest your nose with the gang and find the answers you seek in this wild story.

A tenth century Arab scribe is forced into a series of life threatening situations after he stumbles upon a band of Volga Vikings in southern Russia. The ensuing adventure inspired the movie, The Thirteenth Warrior.

A little collection of spooky shorties that are guaranteed to make your tummy feel weird and force you to ask "now just wtf is going on here?" Dancing plagues, killer fungi, a toxic lady, and a love that pushes the limits of death, yeeesh.

Babies, water, and famous album covers. Bring anything to mind? In this episode we learn about the mild mannered Spencer. An average man with an infamous infancy. Where he is today and what crazy nonsense people will do for money. 

Got a little extra dog food laying around? Good news! You can use it pay a man to torture you . . . If we're lying, we're dying; come learn about Russ McKamey before he kills someone and goes to prison for the rest of his life.

The gang saddles up and goes off on a rootin' tootin' horse-meat slingin' women-hatin' Texas lawmaker

Sir Douglas Mawson, a legendary man known for his icy adventures at the beginning of the 20th century, but he also went through quite a few ordeals, including crevasse deaths (of friends), as well as madness followed by death (of friends) brought on by hypervitaminosis A (cause of gross stuff, of course). We also figured that squirrels are a valid unit of measurement. Come check it out. 

"Are we inside a Truman show enclosed world, thousands of miles wide? This is part of a series of videos that shows not only is it possible, but likely." - Mark K Sargent. Yeah, so we make fun of this guy pretty bad. 

Reverend Dr Donald Omand was an Exorcist from the Church of England. Part 1 of the series covers his vampiric adventures that may or may not have been a cover for his extramarital exploits. "The Don" travels far and wide to exorcise these demons while humble bragging the whole time. There are more installments on this Circus Priest coming soon!

The man who gifted us T-Pain's signature sound and who re-animated Cher's corpse, Andy Hildebrand invents auto-tune and changes the face of pop music forever.

The gang takes turns to give teasers for future episodes. The list includes a Circus Priest, the founder of Autotune, a daring polar expedition, and some assholes flat earth theory that involves a domed Pog. Check it out and get titillated for future episodes!

The boys are talking bank heists - In 2006, thieves break into the Banco Rio in Buenos Aires. After a 7 hour police standoff, police storm the bank to find the robbers, and $20 million in valuables, have disappeared without a trace

We hope everyone is ready for this wild ride - two undercover police officers in 1990 Michigan setup a fake wedding for themselves with a bunch of local drug dealers as guests to bust as many of them as possible in one go, due to lack of funding for normal procedures. Needless to say, this one got rather silly along the way.

Elizabeth Holmes had a dream to make Healthcare more affordable; and she would stop at nothing to defraud investors out of billions of dollars to promote a "life-saving" machine that would never work. 

This week, the gang explores lesser known injuries and deaths from making movies. Scraping the bottom of the barrel, KY Jelly throws together a listicle of deaths from the annals of hollywood. A stunt woman, some kittens, and even old Tom Sizemore gets a nod. 

An LKP Oldie but Goldie! Our initial release of the Mr. Hands episode was "hurty on the ears", according to one review. So we remastered the entire episode so you can enjoy the horse love more comfortably. Grab the reins, slide your feet in the stirrups, and get ready to learn more about Mr Hands and his friend the DENOMINATOR. 

Amy Carlson went from New Age heartthrob to blue-skinned and dead in one wild story. Join us as we chase down the tale of a real life, modern day mummy. 

David Miscavige has been leading the Church of Scientology since the death of L. Ron Hubbard. Under Miscavige's rule, Scientology has shifted from run-of-the-mill cult to full fledged clown show. Beatings, subversion, coercion, manipulation, and potentially murder are not out of the question for Miscavige. He even bullied the IRS into doing his bidding. This guy is a nightmare. 

Thirty Seven Days of Peril, the Truman Everts story. Alternate title: Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to let a tax collector go on an expedition to survey the rugged American West?

When real life super hero Phoenix Jones isn't accosting citizens with tacos, he's keeping the streets of Seattle safe. With his trusty pepper spray and his catch phrase, "I'm a superhero!", evildoers don't stand a chance.

An American badass, Robert Smalls lived a big ole life; born into slavery, he constructs and leads a plan for freedom, including family and friends, to later happily find himself paid by the Union to fuck over the southern navy, and finally rounding out his life as a politician of great renown and unexpected groundings, back in a time when left was right, ya had to get up to get down, and fuck the confederacy. Forever.

Blowing loads and huffing toads, Spanish porn actor Nacho Vidal has a long storied career in the pornographic arts and never-ending legal issues.