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The Larry & Needles Show
Let us into your mind and make sweet love to your ears @larry&needlesyahoo [email protected]
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sauerkraut fields forever

sauerkraut fields forever

Larry, Needles and Kiki are at it again
01:02:2814/01/2024
Larry kums in hot

Larry kums in hot

once again with Kiki
01:03:2808/01/2024
ummm, It's mint chocolate chip

ummm, It's mint chocolate chip

Kiki hangs out with us
01:12:3206/01/2024
turtle tank light bulb

turtle tank light bulb

more with Kiki
01:08:3931/12/2023
Larry "ditch dildo" Jones

Larry "ditch dildo" Jones

Kiki joins us once again
01:26:3530/12/2023
silver bells and brass shells

silver bells and brass shells

it's a Larry & Needles Christmas
56:3723/12/2023
cowbell from hell

cowbell from hell

Kiki visits Larry & Needles
01:20:1516/12/2023
purple haze doughnut glaze

purple haze doughnut glaze

we lose a guy
01:26:2209/12/2023
deep crust filibuster

deep crust filibuster

Larry & Needles have two guests
01:22:2909/12/2023
rat snake fruitcake

rat snake fruitcake

Larry shows off his new axe among other shenanigans
01:18:0302/12/2023
Larry's stand-up gig

Larry's stand-up gig

Larry let's some jokes fly at "the club shot and a beer" in Elmhurst Illinois
04:3629/11/2023
Sears poncho, head honcho

Sears poncho, head honcho

Bobby spins some yarn with Larry & Needles
56:5425/11/2023
police parrot

police parrot

Larry & Needles figure it all out
01:00:2522/11/2023
ground control to major Thom

ground control to major Thom

Kiki visits the Larry & Needles show, and we enjoy some more hate mail.
01:21:3218/11/2023
Groucho does Dallas

Groucho does Dallas

we take groucho on a road trip
01:04:2515/11/2023
Dingus at the helm

Dingus at the helm

we put a hater in his place, Larry plays the worlds smallest harmonica, Needles huffs Mace
59:4611/11/2023
pine cone drone

pine cone drone

our special guest, Kiki, buys Larry & Needles a camera for podcasting, this is a test run. Larry dropped the ball on the audio but all's well.
01:19:5504/11/2023
slutty nurse island

slutty nurse island

we celebrate halloween the only way we know how, happy 420
01:22:2801/11/2023
if the video skips you must acquit

if the video skips you must acquit

we break our video cherry (if they show it)
24:1031/10/2023
Class Room Glory Hole

Class Room Glory Hole

We did it again, one more show closer to getting cancelled
59:0827/10/2023
Snap into Action

Snap into Action

A taco tuesday spectacular, 6 million tacos sounds like a lot. Ripped from the headlines we predict the future
54:2824/10/2023
Spanish Fly Guy

Spanish Fly Guy

Another great day with Larry & Needles.X @larryandneedles
57:3821/10/2023
Gaza strip club

Gaza strip club

Larry & Needles have a chat with Kiki
01:15:1614/10/2023
Numbers man to the left Honey pot to the right

Numbers man to the left Honey pot to the right

Listen up fuckers, Larry & Needles expound on the topics of the day
01:03:5706/10/2023
krotch maga

krotch maga

Larry works over Needles' junk, nude floor strippers and so much more
01:06:0729/09/2023
Silent Mary, Dirty Larry

Silent Mary, Dirty Larry

Mary joins us for the podcast and we discuss... nunya bizness
01:00:4016/09/2023
Now watch this drive (9/11 special)

Now watch this drive (9/11 special)

we talk turkey about the ins and outs of 9/11 with special guest Stoney
01:34:3012/09/2023
Room mate dream date

Room mate dream date

we take a trip back to a simpler time when we didn't care
58:4708/09/2023
tinfoil dreams

tinfoil dreams

Larry & Needles discus not being a shady bitch, people don't care, monkey with a fez, she's got a fancy cigarette holder, and the hopeium den.
01:04:1502/09/2023
ramshackle operation

ramshackle operation

we divulge our deepest secrets and laugh off the trauma
01:04:5329/08/2023
the color of sepsis

the color of sepsis

We meet a Peruvian banana farmer who shows us his lsd hawk, we get emotionally involved after we get MK' ultra-ed so back off. The comptroller prints a new letter to the Jim teacher and his devil aunt gets involved on ur tunnel to breakfast, can you buy me drugs in german? Larry is so gross
01:12:3526/08/2023
Osama bin Patsy Cline

Osama bin Patsy Cline

We tend to a donut shop fire in North Korea while trying to not be vaporized during a secret service helmet less bike ride. Space station porn is all the rage and we get on amazon's shit list. Larry od's on Maui wowie while watching space station porn.
01:14:0418/08/2023
bleach blanket baby

bleach blanket baby

We surf in a pool of mountain dew while the poop palace gets filled with visitors, we see a woman in distress on a bad bar date, SaTeLlites ArEn'T ReAl. Have you ever seen a white trash trailer beam hidden from the looky loo's. We compete in the brain wash boogie and perpetrate idiocy all while doin' cloak and dagger shit, pink hair police chaser is my new porn hub search after i hit up the bodega for a little debbie and a pop. Cutting coca cola from a clandestine flat earth fast food joint and i'll fight you if you drink milk with pasta, cereal water fuels larry as he tries to defund the brolice. There's a poll station pregnancy scare and we push JFK old lady over, have you ever met a 7 year old cereal killer, i have. Fuck there's a lot of assholes in here while mad max makes hash, we have an underwear robbery scare and AI gave me herpes. Here's the money shot mug shot while old men 69, here's a pizza and a rose my love and the sex pistols snap you awake at the MK ULTRA HONEY POT LUCK.
01:07:3716/08/2023
Jim Bongford, the Bongford files

Jim Bongford, the Bongford files

Jim Bongford is on the case as he slathers you in sunscreen while singing the national anthem. If you meet a Ollie run for the hills while drinking margaritas and making this country better, biden does the truffle shuffle and harbors ferrel kids to do his bidding. Have you ever robotic tripped while at thoms free clinic, %15 percent off your next procedure.
01:04:5813/08/2023
hump day

hump day

We bow down to the almighty iPhone while driving erratically through school zones, lead paint chips and salsa are served as an appetizer. We go through the alphabet while working with asbestos filled pencils and draw John Wayne cartoons while ripping heaters. The saga of Larry and the Neighbor takes a wicked turn while biden gets into a slapping match with a one armed vet, ships on the shore give treats to the poor. Gaytoven plays a slick lick while drinking with smoothies and eggs and nuts shouldn't be mixed. Shout out to the vets.
01:06:5609/08/2023
Prison Wallet Blues

Prison Wallet Blues

Happy birthday to the dealer of death just as Charles Bronson's street justice cafe opens up. Our core values are shaken as propaganda gets darker the deeper we dig, we follow the Chicago pusher to get tacos and larry starts a new side gig shaking babies. Q sends us Courtney Love as a gift while larry sputnik's over the onlyfans models sending pics. We invited Buzz Aldrin to a party on the moon and he punched needles in da face, peanut butter sandwiches with elvis's manager uncle tom aren't that great. twitter @larryandneedles [email protected]
01:06:4805/08/2023
nut vessel

nut vessel

Bobby gives us bunk hash, are there jerk off booths for Pee Wee where he's going? A lady shaman shows Larry her tattoo at wedding while Larry professes he is a vessel for God, we get contacted by our new sponsor and Saddam's bad rap. Big Mike's chef makes his last meal, while DEWs make it too hot to swim, some time it's good to lose contact with your biker gang. Sound of freedom is killed by Hollywood and the worlds beyond the ice wall, also space is fake, Needles touches toilets, while we decipher the Challenger lie, everything's a cover up, retractable needles are the enemy's favorite weapon and the California bio lab has been producing evil alien pastors. twitter @larryandneedles
01:00:2301/08/2023
airport detention

airport detention

a certain TV star nibbles sniffs and rubs, blue pill red pill, term limits, Johnny's free clinic needs hangers, shape shifting robotic AI stewardess, Needles admires Larry's tan, airport hassles, Amsterdam seeds, green light red light, Larry is in the wrong, cops of the world, Oppenheimer/Hollywood lies, porno drive-in, the Ukrainian rip-off, besmirching of Needles, twitter @larryandneedles
01:01:2029/07/2023
collective mind energy

collective mind energy

As the saga of @larryandneedles can't get any worse, larry brings shade to needles as usual and needles defends himself while trying not to incriminate himself. We talk about not getting meddled with and used nylons, can you wrangle a horse. People are drunk
59:5223/07/2023
Olivia Newton John's coke party

Olivia Newton John's coke party

Like the title says, its time to get physical. larry gets waterboarded and we take a trip to mexico. Larry proposes an amazing with the secret service, follow us for taco recipes.
01:00:0821/07/2023
Jesus has a kick ass pontoon boat

Jesus has a kick ass pontoon boat

Larry throws branches and shade at the neighbor, Needles blasphemes, Larry prays for Needles but it's too late twitter @larryandneedles [email protected]
01:00:2416/07/2023
Hunter's coke

Hunter's coke

special episode featuring a song parody based on a JJ Cale tune, lyrics written by Tiffany and Larry twitter @larryandneedles [email protected]
04:4007/07/2023
leg wrestling Iranians

leg wrestling Iranians

Our neighborhood has been surrounded by Charlie, the weird neighbor from two houses down. WARNING, Trigger alert. If you have PTSD or enjoy wholesome content then this is the podcast for you, tell your church friends and the ladies in your bridge group
35:1905/07/2023
nefarious narcissist

nefarious narcissist

revolutionary war, nefarious politicians, everything runs on smoke? mrs. pac man catches fire, Larry runs on weed smoke, Einstein was a fraud, Larry loses a game of shuffle board to Needles, world renowned pool player Fats Domino, gang box slugs, Needles on trial and more. twitter @larryandneedles [email protected]
01:02:1005/07/2023
hot shot serial killer

hot shot serial killer

formaldehyde in the air tonight, tranny serial killer, the flying ace, prince Larry, olde timer miner, evil is prevalent, Larry's giant joint, Needles says he'd screw Liz Chaney even though he doesn't even know who she is. twitter @larryandneedles
01:07:2729/06/2023
Larry eats Will Smith's Salisbury steaks

Larry eats Will Smith's Salisbury steaks

This one's a doozie, Larry eats Will Smith's salisbury steaks while recoding in a chicago studio. A dominatrix walks the dog, Bill Cosby's sweater gets untangled, Navy squeals on a pride reveal. Jizzlane maxwell fills her solitary hole and a bear tears upon repair
57:2626/06/2023
Jesus gets me 2'd

Jesus gets me 2'd

we discuss dog-11, Larry has an un-happy meal, No Shirt Nick beats Flavor Flav, illegal piercings, hoarders make good wives. twitter @larryandneedles [email protected]
58:1524/06/2023
Denny's grand slam kills granny

Denny's grand slam kills granny

Larry tries to compete in the transcathalon, Sirhan Sirhan's forced hand, Charlie's angel, AC/DC penetration points, we open a whole new can of apples to feed to the diving horses. Twitter @larryandneedles [email protected]
01:00:5522/06/2023
Larry bowls a 300

Larry bowls a 300

Needles goes to the dead show, grazing in boys town, men are easier than women, danger at the YMCgay, Larry's pet cemetery, treason in punishment, train to Indian Ocean, LSD no hitter with Doc Ellis, how much does a Jewish funeral cost? Larry blesses his own holy water, piss in the tap water, time release pills. Twitter @larryandneedles [email protected]
58:1816/06/2023
don Anforth's ark

don Anforth's ark

don Anforth's takes a trip to Kentucky to scope out Noah's ark, Larry's enemies are coming for him and will an old pendant bring up new angry feelings. Like follow and subscribe @larryandneedles, leave a review as we watch don anforth go down the rabbit hole
56:2209/06/2023