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Alex Pacheco
The human podcast is a comedy podcast where we cover news reddit stuff and sometimes I release my standup here.
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                    Retarded Magicians

Retarded Magicians

[Explicit Language] This week is the same bull as always with the host saying "you know" way too much. We have the regulars and we talk about retarded magicians, white women pr work, and I introduce the women to efukt.  I also make George Floyd and 911 edgy jokes so be offended I dont care. As always hit me up  [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck
01:15:4117/06/2020

                    The Weekend Quickie #07 Covid Dogs and the 1 Million Dollar Bill

The Weekend Quickie #07 Covid Dogs and the 1 Million Dollar Bill

[Explicit Language] 06.14.2020  This week we have extra feel good stories with the 1.1 million dollar covid bill story and a story about folks in Ludlow trying to park due to bad grammer. As always hit me up  [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck
16:1314/06/2020

                    Deep Dark Holes

Deep Dark Holes

[Explicit Language]  We have the regulars and we talk about diffrent fetishes, trannies, and twinks. We also tell drunk stories and go deep into porn categories and the girls can't unsee some crazy shit. As always hit me up  [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck
01:16:1911/06/2020

                    The Weekend Quickie #6 White Guy with Dreads

The Weekend Quickie #6 White Guy with Dreads

[Explicit Language] 06.07.2020  This week we have extra feel good stories because the police state has got us down so tune in and listen to the weekend quickie. As always hit me up  [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck
16:0407/06/2020

                    The Perfect Sex Toy

The Perfect Sex Toy

[Explicit Language]  We have the regulars and I ask the girls about their ideal sex toy and we get to the bottom of toys vs men. We also cover leafers and what could been if I had a black step-dad. As always hit me up  [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck
01:12:1303/06/2020

                    The Weekend Quickie #5 Its Been a Crazy Week

The Weekend Quickie #5 Its Been a Crazy Week

[Explicit Language]  Week of 05.31.2020 This week we have everyone and we cover George Floyd's Murder, Trump and the WHO, and a caring Highschool Principal. As well as the crazy Florida story this week is crazy. As always hit me up  [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck
15:5131/05/2020

                    Im The Cook

Im The Cook

[Explicit Language]  This week we have the regulars and I tell the women that men are funnier than them. I also tell stories about my dumbass friend Chris and me wanting to try comedy in the LDS church. I also show my wife some weird porn again and try to fix tinder. As always hit me up  [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck
01:08:5727/05/2020

                    The Weekend Quickie #04 The Die In

The Weekend Quickie #04 The Die In

[Explicit Language]  Week of 05/24/2020 This week my wife and I have 5 stories which cover covid gangs, Kennith Walker, waist down massages, and the florida die in all done short in 15 mins. As always hit me up  [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck
15:2424/05/2020

                    Being Creepy

Being Creepy

[Explicit Language]  This week we have the regulars and we ramble and talk about creepy things like weird dudes that they will not fuck and 2 girls 1 cup. We also cover rapey ducks, Shrek donkey, and trying new segments. As always hit me up  [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck
01:00:2320/05/2020

                    The Weekend Quickie 03: Housewife Government

The Weekend Quickie 03: Housewife Government

[Explicit Language]  This weeek we have 6 stories from coal, to unforseen problems with covid, and ending with a tragic story from Florida. As always hit me up  [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck
16:3017/05/2020

                    Its Wrong To F*#k Little Ghosts?

Its Wrong To F*#k Little Ghosts?

[Explicit Language] This week we have Alex, Courtney, and myself talking about uncomfortable subjects such as pedophillia, creepy dude cum, and black people. So buckle up because im about to waste an hour of your life and make you uncomfortable. As always hit me up  [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck
59:4913/05/2020

                    The Weekend Quickie 02

The Weekend Quickie 02

[Explicit Language] Week of 5.10.2020 This week I bring 5 stories with a special guest my best friend ben.  We go over a couple covid stories, a couple non covid stories, and the manditory Florida story. We go a little over time but I feel its worth the listen. As always hit me up  [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en https://twitter.com/alexthetruck
19:4110/05/2020

                    Were All Here

Were All Here

Explicit Language Warning This is the first week all my roommates are on the podcast and we go crazy. We talk about everything from VR blowjobs, racist ducks, and my wifes inactive pussy for 6 weeks.  Love it or hate it hit me up on social media twitter and instagram @alexthetruck or email me at [email protected]
01:01:1906/05/2020

                    The Weekend Quickie 01

The Weekend Quickie 01

This is a new segment with my wife where we go over current events and will do a story on Florida every weekend.  It is a quick 15 minutes so if the Wednesday hour is too punishing try this nonsense. Twitter: https://twitter.com/alexthetruck Instagram: @alexthetruck Email: [email protected]
14:3403/05/2020

                    Over Her Head

Over Her Head

My Wife doesnt understand much but we get to the bottom of when it is ok to fuck the pool boy. Hit me up on Instagram, Twitter, or Email https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/?hl=en Twitter: @alexthetruck [email protected] I might be adding real short weekend episodes called weekend quickies going over the news and making fun of it with way to many fuckins in it.
01:11:3029/04/2020

                    Greeks are gay

Greeks are gay

Added an intro diddy finally and got one of the roommates in as well. We try to talk about covid but my high wife derail that and the whole episode is off the rails from mouth tits and gay greeks. Also I finally got an instagram and twitter but im old and out of touch so im learning. https://www.instagram.com/alexthetruck/ my twitter is @alexthetruck Email is [email protected]  As always episodes are posted every wednesday and subscribe.
01:20:2822/04/2020

                    POV is for Men

POV is for Men

Horny teenager stories, why POV is for men, and a bit political at the end. This episode will lose your IQ points by a lot but if you listened and want to say some shit let me know at [email protected]  
01:12:1915/04/2020

                    Boarding School Stories

Boarding School Stories

Boarding School stories and a story about my wife when we first started dating. Add some dumb banter about the N word and church porn and you got the bulk of this episode. As always hit me up at [email protected] love or hate.
01:02:3908/04/2020

                    The High Wife

The High Wife

It has happened Corona has locked down america and my wife is super high. It is a wild ride through my ADHD and my wifes highness you will lose IQ points listening to this beware. Contact me at [email protected]  
01:02:4630/03/2020

                    Cabin Fever

Cabin Fever

My Wife and I start in about the posibility of being stuck at home and then we go off the rails again and talk about fucking super obese people. If you want to contact me hit me at [email protected] 
01:05:4525/03/2020

                    Trucker Trash Talk

Trucker Trash Talk

Last minute episode just about corona and trucker gripes
26:2818/03/2020

                    Health Care Don't Care

Health Care Don't Care

My wife and I talk about corona virus and the health industry and then go way off the rails into talking about D-day in my wifes pussy. If you love it or hate it let me know at [email protected] 
01:01:1510/03/2020

                    My Dumb BS

My Dumb BS

This episode is all my opinions and thoughts about todays kids, comedy, racism, and police. It is a bad rambling episode without my wife and if you have anything to say hit me up at [email protected]  
30:2205/03/2020

                    Rich Vs Poor

Rich Vs Poor

Last week we had a recording error and so this week my wife and I talk about being rich vs being poor and what we can do about it. As always you can reach me at [email protected] for any questions or comments.
40:3901/03/2020

                    It Should be A Parent

It Should be A Parent

This is a trashing of bad parents and their horrible children who are entitled little brats. Also a look on how in my opinion it could be done better I have no kids so take this bullshit with a grain of salt. Contact me at [email protected]
42:1120/02/2020

                    The Big Gay

The Big Gay

Today I talk about the LGBT people and whats wrong and what is right in my opinion. This podcast will offend some people so if you are someone who is easily offended let me know at [email protected]  Warning Explicit
37:4812/02/2020