RON & JONAH RECAP THE NFL DRAFT A-D ANYWAY

WHO ARE THE LAST TWO REMAINING PODCASTERS? WHAT SUSPENSE!

YIKES TALKS OVER ALL THE SOUNDERS THEN HE SNEEZED A BIT I LAUGHED UNTIL MY FACE HURT... I HOPE IT COMES THROUGH ON THE AUDIO ALSO: -HASHY'S SAVAGE GARDEN COVER  

WE HAVE TIMMY TEA OF THOMPSON'S HEMP COMPANY ON TO DISCUSS HEMP & CANNABIS

RON & JONAH REVIEW OFFSEASON MOVES IN THE NFC

FRANKLY NOT EVEN SURE WHAT WE TALK ABOUT ON THIS ONE... WHOLE THING IS IND OF A BLUR

RON & JONAH GET CAUGHT UP ON THE OFFSEASON CHANGES IN THE AFC

SYD AND LAUREN COME ON THE SHOW TO TELL THE CREW JUST HOW WASHED THEY ARE -TOP 6 SONGS THE YEAR YOU WERE 21 -2000-2001 CULTURAL EVENTS -DRINKS THE YEAR YOU WERE 21 -SUPER WASHED RANKINGS

THE TRIVIA IS FLOWIN! THE CREW CONTINUES WITH GUEST ROB SNOW OF THE NOSTALGIA PIT

WE FOLLOW UP THE NON-MLB DRAFT WITH: TRIVIA NIGHT! IT GOES TO SHIT RIGHT AWAY... AND IT STAYS PRETTY SHITTY ANYHOO, ENJOY

JUST LIKE IT SAYS IN THE TITLE... BUT WE'RE STILLBA FUN LISTEN

RON & DEREK DISCUSS STONERS LOSING THINGS: PARTICULARLY DRUGS

RON, TROY, AND GOODS CELEBRATE 1 YEAR OF THE CREW RELEASING PODS... WITH A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT

WHAT BETTER WAY TO CELEBRATE THE START OF THE MLB SEASON THAN TO DRAFT TEAM NAMES... OF NON MLB TEAMS THATS TIGHT: -MINOR LEAGUE -INDEPENDENT LEAGUE -OLDE TYME -FOREIGN THERE ARE SOME CLASSICS

THE NCAA POSTGAME GOES OFF THE RAILS WITH TALK OF: -THEME PARKS -COMPETING BUTTER SCULPTURES -CHEESE FIGJHT -ELITE 8 BEDROOMS -TOM HANKS PORN NAMES

OUR (ALREADY OUTDATED) BRACKET TALK IS SUPPLEMENTED WITH -GHOERGHE MURESAN TALK -TOM CRUISE BASHING

Hashy drops a bomb on us in the form of a bracket of the fictional teams from 1994s Sega Genesis “Dicky V’s Awesome Baby” NCAA game

GOODS WAS LATE TO HIS OWN PARTY (FOR GOOD REASON) BUT WHILE WE WAITED, WE SHOT THE SHIT.

I SOMEHOW MANAGED TO GET THE MUSTACHE BRACKET DOWN TO TWO EPISODES THE WAY I DID THAT IS BY AGGRESSIVELY CHOPPING ANYTHING OFF TOPIC. BUT IT WAS TOO GOOD TO THROW AWAY, I HAD TO SALVAGE THE OVERFLOW AND PUT IT TOGETHER AS ITS OWN EPISODE

GOOD GRAVY IT TOOK HOURS TO GET THIS DONE, BUT BY GAWD WE DONE IT

THE CREW CONTINUES THEIR MARCH STYLE MADNESS BRACKETS WITH: TOP 64 MUSTACHIOS

AN NCAA STYLE BRACKET OF TOP 64 TV NEIGHBORS

GOODS RUNS THE CREW THOUGH THE BRACKETS

IT GETS GREASY AS HELL AS THE GANG ENTERS: SUPER DRUNK TERRITORY! -FLU BIT CALL BACK -FATTY ARBUCKLE -QUAKERS AND BAKERS (AD) CHEESY SCI-FI FX -TRAVOLTA SLANDER -YIKE'S MOM CATCHES A STRAY

WE FOLLOW THE "...YOU PIECE OF SHIT" MOVIE QUOTE DRAFT WITH: -THE FLU BIT -TRAVOLTA HOT TAKE -TERRY GILLIAM -EDITING SAFEWORD -S&M BLOCK (AD) -FAKE BAND NAMES -THE WARM HAIR -FRED DURST -FOOD HOT TAKES -CONNOR'S COCAINE EMPORIUM (AD) -1 CHOICE: MOVIE THEATER CANDY -TV TECH

THERE WAS A MEME THAT SAID: TAKE A FAMOUS MOVIE QUOTE AND ADD "YOU PIECE OF SHIT" TO THE END OF IT   SO WE DID. TROY IS OVERSEEING THE PROCEEDINGS W/ COLEY ASSISTING AS -HASHY -YIKES -JUSTIN & -RON DRAFT. WILL BO SHOW UP? WILL COLEY DO MORE THAN OVERSEE? WILL YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE BE SELECTED? FIND OUT

-ALL MY CATS -JIM RETURNS! -86 LEGIT (SONG) -NOSTALGIA PIT PLUG -S&M BLOCK (AD) -BANJO CORNER -COCAINE CUBES (AD) -COUNTRY MUSIC (BIT) -GATORADE -JIM LEAVES -FT1 (AD)

THE CREW IS JOINED BY MUSICIAN JIM SEEM! THEY TALK ABOUT: -LAST TIME RON SAW JIM -JIM'S EARLY RAP INFLUENCES -SWITCHING TO COUNTRY GENRE -THE "DOWN FOR WHATEVER" YEARS -"ALL OLD EVERYTHING" SONG -HOW MUCH HE PLAYS LIVE -MOVING AROUND THE COUNTRY -"KNOW YOUR MIND" SONG -LYRICS THAT DON'T MATCH THE SOUND -"PARADISING" SONG

We follow up the Hanks Movie Draft with: -a new drink (The Tom Hanks) -ranking Pulp-Shawshank-Gump -Hanks Movie adjacent facts -problems with “Big” -Impetuous Eulogy Rectifications -Night Court theme -Chocolate/Aztecs Fun Facts -Strange Ways To Die -fake ad: FT1 -Wine Enemas -Goods Demands Content! -Top 5 Egregious Hanks Movie Snubs

RON, TROY, GOODS, HASH, YIKES, AND JUSTIN GET TOGETHER TO MOCK THE IDEA THAT TOM HANKS ONLY HAS 4 GOOD MOVIES, BY HOLDING A: 4 ROUND TOM HANKS MOVIE DRAFT!

I DUNNO, I'M HAMMERED

-S.B. RECAP -BDAY BOY ARRIVES! -YIKES' ELDERLY SUPER BOWL KID BASEBALL MOVIES -IT'S 2013 -S&M BLOCK (AD) GUY IN THE ALLEY (AD)

-BIG GAME RECAP -JOE'S (GOODS) BET TOTALS -"DOINK!" -RECAP OF PROPS PLACED -GRAND TOTAL!

BONUS OVERFLOW FROM THE PROP BET EPISODE! -SCARIEST ENCOUNTER WHILE RUNNING -HOT SPRINGS -DART LEAGUES -HOT SPRINGS CALL BACK -"REGIONAL OBITUARIES: McGILLICUTY" -MORE PROPS -AD: GUY IN THE ALLEY -TEASER: FOLLOWUP EPISODE

NOVICE AT SPORTS GAMBLING? OR SEASONED VET LOOKING FOR FUN PROP BETS? JOE (@DUDEGOODS) WALKS YOU THROUGH EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW AHEAD OF THE BIG GAME ALSO, TIPS FOR FIRST TIMERS PLACING WAGERS AT A CASINO

-WARDROBE CHANGE -MUSIC THESE DAYS -BECK -DOLLAR STORE DRUG TEST -HITTING THE FEDORA OVER -SANTA JAWS -TROY = DRUNK GANDALF -DEMANDING IMPERSONATIONS

THE INTRODUCTION TRAIN IS ROLLIN' DOWN THE TRACKS! -NEW YEARS POTATO DROP -"NERD ADJACE'"? -PARADE FACTS -HASHY'S TOP 5 CURRENT HELMETS -HASHY'S TOP 5 RETRO HELMETS -SETTING THE FEDORA +/- -MORE PARADE FACTS -QUAKERS & BAKERS AD -WHO'S MAKING POPCORN? -ROLES HANKS TURNED DOWN -FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIRE

WHAT ARE A COMMISSIONER'S DUTIES? RON AND JONAH DISCUSS THAT BEFORE TAKING A ROAD TRIP AND PLAYING A CLASSIC CAR GAME: WHO AM I?

IN EPISODE 4 WE MEET THE REST OF THE OUTSIDERS CREW -BEDTIME STORIES -COLEY'S DRINK RECIPE -YIKES INTRO -HASHY INTRO -JUSTIN INTRO -RON'S DRINK RECIPE -COLEY'S INTRO -DRUNKEN ALTER-EGOS -MANITIZER AD -PARADE FACTS -MINNESOTA MOMENT -"FAT" BASEBALL PLAYERS -YIKES LOSES TRACK  

THE GANG CAPS OFF 4 HOURS OF DRINKING TALKING ABOUT: -MOVIES RON HASN'T SEEN -DID RON DIE? -NIC CAGE DRAFT? -PREDATOR 2 -ALMOST FAMOUS "FOREIGN MAN" -NEW SPONSOR -STEP BROTHERS -OFFICE SPACE

THE GANG CONTINUES TO INTRODUCE THEMSELVES AND DISCUSS -THE AMISH -JOE HAS "1 MORE" -OFFICE SPACE -A MIKE TOMLIN PREDICTION -A PACKERS PREDICTION -JOE HAS "1 MORE" -GENESIS -TRAVELING WILBURYS -JONAH AND TOM PETTY CATCH STRAYS

Ron & Derek test the sfx machine, and go on a Rodeo of Random as they race against time to end the episode before zoom does it for them

“Drinks With Ron” (Ron) ”Godfather of Drinks” (Troy) & ”Resident Degenerate Gambler” (Joe/goods) (re)introduce themselves as they debut a “new” podcast. They discuss: -their interests -future episode plans -horrible shots -live trip to the liquor store! -top 5 pods we’ve done

IN THIS ONE THE GUYS DISCUSS: -WHAT QUALIFIES AS A "GOOD SEASON" -DIFFERENT TYPES OF FANTASY LEAGUES -CUTTING BACK ON LEAGUES -REVIEWING THE 2022 DRAFT

IT'S ABOUT TO BE NEW YEAR, NEW NAME FOR THE POD FORMERLY KNOWN AS TGIF BUT BEFORE THE CHANGE, THE CREW DROP POSSIBLY THEIR DRUNKEST EPISODE EVER! -PINEWOOD DERBY CALLBACK II -"COCAINE FOR KIDS" COMMERCIAL -TOP 4 TOM HANKS -PILE ON YIKES -GOODS GET MUTED -LIMITED FAKE ELTON JOHN -"THRUST DUST" FAKE AD -SEAN ASTON TOP 5

WE CLOSE DOWN THE HOLIDAY SHENANIGANS WITH... -MOOD LIGHTING -"LABEL CREATED" GRIEVANCE -"PENIS" AS AN ALTERNATIVE TO "FUCK" -TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH -MORE TOASTS -TOP 5 DECEMBER THINGS BETTER THAN XMAS -IS COLEY A WITCH?

THE GANG PICKS UP WHERE THEY LEFT OFF -GLITTER GRIEVANCE -JEDI WEDDING -TOP 5 80'S KID PRESENTS -PLAYING "SANTA" -LAST SECOND SHOPPING GRIEVANCE -UPSELL GRIEVANCE -TOP 5 XMAS SONGS TO GET IN THE MOOD -RAMPANT INTOXICATION

THE CREW AIRS SOME GRIEVANCES THEN YIKES PULLS THE MOST EPIC TOP 5 LIST EVER