Seanbaby & Merritt K welcome special guest, Christina H to the DOGGZZONE to glaze over in disbelief at the monument to ultra violence that is RIKI-OH, the story of RIKI-OH! If you'd rather human guts remain exactly where they are in a man's body, you prefer your jaws intact and unexploded, if you have any semblance of decency left, RIKI-OH is NOT for you! All other perverts, welcome!

Seanbaby & Dennard Dayle welcome special guest, Brendan McGinley to the DOGGZZONE to traverse the obscenity that is 2012's SHOCKWAVE, the breakdancing/wrestling/timecop """robot""" This one hurts, strap on-IN. IN!

Seanbaby & Michael Swaim welcome special guest, Abe Epperson to the DOGGZZONE to play a few rounds of CREEPY DUDE. Everyone loses!

Seanbaby & Zak Koonce welcome special guest, Dirk Marshall to the DOGGZZONE to discover who would win in a fight between the DOGGZZONE panel and some of cinemas most notorious villians, (also the Jeepers Creepers guy) Happy Halloween! We're giving out mouth guards, check it for razor blades... Fun!

Seanbaby & Dirk Marshall welcome special guest, Rodney Anonymous to the DOGGZZONE. Imagine if you will a movie that is 60% fighter stats, 90% lasers, 10% girl and 100% conspicuous butt weakness! It's TECHNO WARRIORS and it IS your favorite movie. No follow up questions.

Seanbaby & Merritt K welcome special guest, Dan McQuade to the POW! BANG! Sorry... To the DOGGZZOPOW POWBANG! FLURP! Golf clubs... bullshit infomercial golf clubs. Watch out, there's one right behind yoPOWWWBAANGGG!

Seanbaby & Dennard welcome special guest, Mark Mahoney to review, "Hard Ticket to Hawaii"! Considered far and wide to be a movie, it is generally regarded and furthermore, exists! Those who love movies will absolutely acknowledge "Hard Ticket to Hawaii" as one! Hard Ticket to Hawaii: "You will believe a snake has cancer."

Seanbaby and Lydia Bugg welcome special guest, Shawn DePasquale to the DOGGZZONE to discuss Dollman 2! Bereft of substance AND incredibly dense? Yes! Demonic toys? YES! Tim Thomerson?? THEY DON'T MAKE ENOUGH DRY PANTIES TO KEEP PACE! Dollman 2 has everything you never wanted jam packed into four infinite scenes. Running time 61 minutes.

Sean baby, Hana and Erik proudly introduce the majesty that is Gary Coleman... in cartoon form!

Seanbaby and Hana Michels welcome special guest, Erik Barnes to the DOGGZZONE to discuss cash grab cartoons, birds... so many birds, AND just how attractive you REALLY find horses. Answer: We don't want to know, (DM us)

Seanbaby and Brockway welcome special guest, Vanessa Guerrero back to the DOGGZZONE to discuss low octane werewolves and their cum plugging moon rituals!

Seanbaby and Brockway welcome special guest and fellow Cracked alum Michael Swaim to the DOGGZZONE to discuss what can loosely be described as a barbarian comic book but can more accurately be described as, SQUAAAAWWWWK!

Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by guest, Jason Pargin, to rummage through the yard sale that actor/director Vincent Gallo's life has become. Deep discounts on his childhood memories, his racism, and his semen! WOW!

Seanbaby sets an impossible task based on his own vanity: Watch the episode of America's Next Top Model where Tyra Banks inserts herself into the lyrics of terrible songs written by models on half a lunch break. Only Brockway and guest, Dan McQuade are desperate enough to obey!

Brockway slips into his paisley blazer to trick Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, into watching the 1986 movie Heat, with Burt Reynolds. It's a hardboiled neo-noir detective movie, and a Karate Kid mentor story, and also a Jackie Chan style stunt comedy starring, again, Burt Reynolds.

Seanbaby, Brockway, and guest Rusty Shackles celebrate the bonkers Thai martial arts movie Bangkok Knockout, and mourn the several million stuntmen it surely killed.

After three decades, someone has finally uncovered the pilot for the lost 1990s American live action adaptation of Sailor Moon. Brockway shines the Magical Girl Signal. Seanbaby and Lydia Bugg solemnly answer.

Seanbaby shoots meteors into the sky in the shape of a hot dog, summoning Brockway and guest, Dennard Dayle, to discuss Herculoids - the 1960s cartoon about a drunk family and their four godzillas.

Brockway drafts Seanbaby and Defector's Dan McQuade to discuss D.T. in Dawg Territory, the bizarre children's sci-fi action movie created by, starring, and for the 1988 Cleveland Browns. It's about dog aliens, and the Cleveland Browns have a machine gun in the locker room!

Seanbaby foolishly thaws Brockway and guest, Bryan Stratton, who immediately go on a drunken rampage. Just like in Captain Al Cohol, the 1973 public service comic book about the dangers of Inuit alcoholism that accidentally invented the first superhero who fuckin' parties.

Brockway blows a whistle that only dog murderers can hear, so Seanbaby and guest Tom Reimann come running to discuss the 1991 children's dog adventure movie, Bingo!

Seanbaby wrangles Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg, for the finale of Playing It Straight - the 2004 reality show about hunting secret gays for profit. We allowed this! We did this! There is no such thing as innocence.

Seanbaby invites Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg, onto the ol' podcast ranch to watch Playing It Straight, the 2000s reality show about hunting gay people for sport. That's really what it's about! It was a lawless era!

Seanbaby, Brockway, and guest David Bell - henceforth known as The Buzz Boyzz - watch their new favorite movie: The Beekeeper. A gloriously stupid action movie for fearful boomers and bee lovers alike.

Brockway has found more Gorilla Flow, the hour long infomercial of pure madness. He is joined by fellow gorilla piss specialists Seanbaby and Jason Pargin to discuss what this new lore does to the established Dr. Leo Shub Gorilla Piss Universe.

Brockway, Seanbaby, and guest Patrick Reed watch a 1990s Argentinian wrestling show about the toyline from the old 1980s Rambo cartoon. It is NOT about Rambo himself, NOT about the cartoon, it was ONLY an adaptation of the toys, devoid of all context. It is magnificent madness.

Seanbaby enters the octagon with Brockway and guest, William Sellari, only to get the holy shit beat out of them by the new Road House movie. WATCH ME PULP YOUR FACE.

Brockway and Seanbaby are joined by special guest Dan McQuade to discuss Fever Pitch, the gambling scare film that's unsure what gambling is, but thinks it might kick ass. Also featuring: A man being completely destroyed by a salt and pepper shaker thunder slap.

In the final installment of the Wolf Child Trilogy, Brockway is again joined by Seanbaby and Merritt K to discuss Thunder in Paradise, the show about Hulk Hogan and a talking speedboat. Let's see how a single TV episode's plot changes when you replace the main character with a British warg, a little person toy genius, or Hulk Hogan fired out of a sentient speedboat. SPOILERS: It's surprisingly little!

Brockway thought the Manimal podcast with Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, was such a good idea, they're doing it all again with one slight change: It's about The Wizard now, a show about a little person toy genius for the government! That used to be a career.

Seanbaby meets the sinister businessman, Brockway, and lost little wolfgirl Merritt K for a podcast about Manimal - the 1980s TV show about a manimal. You get it.

Seanbaby invites Brockway and Tom Reimann back to discuss a movie they thought they actually loved as children: Short Circuit 2. They fucked up. They fucked up!

Seanbaby is struck by a bolt of lightning and miraculously given sentience! His first order of business: talking to Brockway and guest, Tom Reimann, about how dangerously horny the 1986 movie Short Circuit was.

Brockway is joined by Seanbaby and guest, Jason Pargin, to dance the sacred fire ritual of engorged hogs. They're talking about the tragic, insane, bizarrely racist hour long commercial for Tupi Tea, from the makers of Gorilla Flow!

Seanbaby got hit by a bus and woke up in a universe where he's the only one who gives a shit about the Beatles portal fantasy movie, Yesterday. He tries to explain it to Brockway and guest, Daniel O'Brien, but they just don't believe him!

Brockway has long threatened to attack and dethrone the Pope, but now with the help of Seanbaby and guest, Hana Michels, it's finally time! They're reading Anti-Vatican't Magick: Protect Yourself From The Vatican by grifting British pen wizard, S Rob. En garde, Pope!

Seanbaby invites the sensual Brockway and the golden man, Dan McQuade, to his special samurai birthday party where they discuss Mouth of the Snake, a bizarre backdoor pilot episode of Knight Rider. And the novelization! Of the episode of Knight Rider!

Seanbaby brings Brockway and guest, Zak Koonce, back to fight in the deadliest game: EXPOSITIONAL THEME SONG KUMITE. 3 warriors, 9 songs about the thing they're on the soundtrack for, NO RULES.

Brockway betrays Chairman Hot Dog and takes over Podcast Stadium, forcing Seanbaby and guest, Lydia Bugg, to watch the episode of Iron Chef where one of the commentators betrays the show to usurp a chef!

Brockway admits his weak piss power to Seanbaby and guest, award-winning author Jason Pargin. Luckily there's a solution: Gorilla Flow, an insane hour long infomercial for peeforce enhancing pills that veers wildly from pissplay to patricide to the extinction of the mountain gorilla. It's completely fucking insane.

Brockway murders Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, so he can trap them on the ghost plain and use their supple young bodies to discuss Ghosts Can't Do it, John Derek's 1989 supernatural cuckold fetish documentary starring his wife, Bo Derek!

Seanbaby programs Brockway and guest Eddie Doty into the virtual cyberarena and forces them to battle the episode of Deadliest Warrior where a Spartan fought a Ninja. There were no victors!

Seanbaby thanks Brockway and Dan McQuade for being a friend by showing them that episode of Golden Girls where the ladies fight Mario Lopez. And win!

Seanbaby demands 50 feet of safety space between him and Brockway, Lydia Bugg, and Dennard Dayle - just in case they go berserk when he tells them they have to talk about The Chimp Channel, a 1999 sitcom starring horny, unlikable chimpanzees.

Brockway uses his vampiric powers to seduce Seanbaby and guest, Jamie Kelly, into his trap: This podcast about the 2002 movie Queen of the Damned, where Lestat the vampire awakens because nu metal is too sweet to sleep through. That's not a joke, that's seriously the plot. He joins a nu metal band and sings with the voice of Korn's Johnathan Davis! Still somehow not a joke!

Brockway doesn't care that Seanbaby and guest, Gareth Edwards, know none of this is real. They don't get to leave! They have to spend the next five days in the back of a Greyhound bus breathing exhaust and watching the finale of Space Cadets, the British reality TV prank show about convincing innocent dopes they went to space.

Brockway tricks Seanbaby and guest, Gareth Edwards, into a shaking fartbox for five days and all they can talk about is the 2005 British reality prank show Space Cadets! But don't worry, if they survive, they get to do it all again but as a prize this time!

Brockway thinks really hard and out springs Seanbaby and guest, Alex Schmidt! He asks them to read the Tulpa Creation Guide with him for a podcast, but they have autonomy! Cursed autonomy!