We need to get to some of the stories across the NFL that we couldn't during the main show including Joe Burrow, Russell Wilson, Anthony Richardson, nepotism, "Depend," and Dan's success in the Listener League. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We kick off Hour 2 with Lucy's Off-Rohding as we see the video of the moment Rose was pepper sprayed and find out that Lucy couldn't stop laughing at Rose at it happened...and she can't stop laughing now. Is that a normal coping mechanism...? Then, why are we more upset at college-aged players for planting flags than coaches for escalating and police officers for pepper spraying the players? Plus, Paul Pierce is here to ask about "Ruiz." Pierce discusses how his Celtics used to "out-tough" other teams, why this year's Celtics are the most talented in the league, what "the streets" are saying about Jimmy Butler and the Heat, Dwyane Wade's statue, the biggest challenge for the Celtics, and why Kevin Garnett's answer is "no" to everything at first. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's the return of the Funniest Thing of the Sports Weekend, highlighted by Matt Eberflus and the Chicago Bears' Thanksgiving collapse. Then, Andrew Luck is BACK, Stugotz has an idea for selecting the 12th team in the 12-team College Football Playoff, and Ryan Day was seemingly more bothered by Michigan planting a flag than people calling for his job. Speaking of Day, Lucy and Mike dive into Ohio State's disappointing loss with the most expensive roster in College Football history, and Lucy explains exactly how Rose was pepper sprayed after the game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan attempted to be a dog-saving hero this weekend as he dropped his groceries to sprint down a major road after someone's tiny dog, and Billy had HIS weekend saved by the mustachioed strength and conditioning coach for the University of Miami. Then, speaking of UM... Dan, Mike, Lucy, and the crew dive into the Hurricanes' heartbreaking loss to Syracuse. How did the Canes blow a 21-point lead in that spot? How much should be blamed on Mario Cristobal? Are Miami's hopes at a CFP appearance completely gone? Will the audience be able to drink Mike's tears? Plus, Deion Sanders demands justice for Travis Hunter's cornerback skills, Kliff Kingsbury may get another head coaching job, and the origins of scuttlebutt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today's cast: Dan, Stugotz, Chris, Billy, Lucy, and Mike. After four days of football over the holiday weekend, Dan asks Stugotz and the Shipping Container where to begin. The crew begins by diving into strange kicker stats inspired by Justin Tucker's continued struggles. Then, flag planting caused fights all across College Football this weekend. While Mike is frustrated by both flag planting and upside down hand signals, Dan finds the fights to be a "natural escalation" of college kid behavior in intense rivalries and Lucy finds it all kind of funny. Plus, Billy dismisses all of Europe, Sir Big Spur and the Cock Commander, the "worst 11-1 team of all-time," and how the Texans should feel after knocking out Trevor Lawrence in their win over the Jaguars. Also, after the Dolphins loss in the cold on Thanksgiving, who's to blame? Did Tua do enough to change narratives? Is it more about Chris Grier or Mike McDaniel? And will you join us to see if they can keep their season alive at our Sunday Service presented by Smirnoff? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stugotz, Billy and Mikey A look back on a contentious weekend in football with a lot of fights breaking out all over the sport. How are the Steelers this good and the Bengals this bad? What is the future for Russell Wilson and the Steelers? Lucy joins the show to talk about being pepper sprayed at Michigan's win over Ohio State. Lucy wonders if we are going to get rid of Conference Championship games with the new CFP format. We play a game of "Can You See It" and "Winners and Losers". The BBBBBB has some big news. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Despite LeBron James returning to Cleveland and Miami moving out of The Big 3 era, the show is reaching new heights. The show is being broadcast on Fusion Network from the brand new studios at The Clevelander, and it has never been more nationally relevant. Executives love the show, the ratings are great and it's even being sold in marketing packets and promoted across ESPN networks. Everything is going great, right? Not so fast. Even though the show is putting out some of the best content it ever has, something feels off to the entire crew and they can't quite put their finger on what it is. While all of this is happening, Charlie Hulme enters the pressure cooker to help improve the quality of the television product and quickly notices something isn't right. As the show searches for answers, the quality of content being produced does not drop and the show barrels towards being a giant. Yet, Mike and Stugotz feel like a critical juncture is looming and fear the end of the show could be near. Then, you will not want to miss this edition of the Supercut which includes some of the most famous stories in show history, the iconic Jesse Ventura interview featuring Pablo Torre dressed as an orca, a banger from Izzy Gutierrez and of the all-time Stugotz blunders in show history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stugotz, Billy and Mikey A react to the Thanksgiving slate of NFL games. Simms joins the show to talk about how Tua is his guy and why the problems in Houston are not C.J. Stroud's fault. Mike Madden, son of legendary coach, broadcaster and video game icon, John Madden talks about what it was like growing up in the Madden household. Where are the Madden busses now? And his first time playing the Madden football video game. Plus, an old friend and a new friend join the show during the picks segment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Chris Parnell has a voice made of liquid gold and comedy timing you can set your watch to... which has earned him legendary status at two comedy institutions - The Groundlings and 'Saturday Night Live' - both celebrating their 50th anniversary this year. Known as "The Iceman" during his eight seasons on SNL (because he never broke character, not even during the classic Christopher Walken “More Cowbell” sketch), Chris reminisces about his comedy career with Dan-- the amazing early Groundlings moments, the wild world of SNL afterparties, working with fellow greats Will Ferrell, Tim Meadows, and he reveals a few regrets from his time on comedy's biggest stage. Chris also opens up to Dan about how his religious upbringing shaped him, his family legacy of speaking in front of a microphone, and the weight of wrestling for years with the idea of contacting his biological parents for the first time. SNL's three-hour live 50th anniversary primetime special airs Sunday, February 16th, on NBC. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden are back with a new episode of Gen CFB. They react to Mack Brown getting fired from Carolina, discuss the weekend that shook up the College Football Playoff, and preview some of the biggest games in Rivalry Week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

People have been throwing around allegations that the Mike Tyson-Jake Paul fight was rigged, so we touch on the fight a bit to tease our interview later in the hour with our old friend, Rosie Perez. Then our Agent of Chaos, Billy Gil, is here with another installment of Bet The Senate and this time they've got a real ringer. This Senator has been putting smiles on the faces of our friends above the border for more than 30 years, and he's got a big pick for this week's game between Notre Dame and USC, which may or may not be important. That leads us into a discussion about the implications of this week's college football games, and whether we could see a three-loss team in the playoff. Then, Rosie joins us to discuss her experience on the broadcast for the Jake Paul-Mike Tyson fight, the Serrano-Taylor fight that preceded it, her nerves while making her Broadway debut and working with Billy Crystal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

David Samson joins the show to continue promotion of Stugotz's Personal Record Book (stugotzbook.com) and tells us how much effort he put into his part of the book. SPOILER ALERT: not a whole lot. Stugotz tells us he has a plan to thank all of the people that wrote his book for him, he just doesn't know what they are yet. He also reveals that he tried to get Pablo Torre to do an episode of Pablo Torre Finds Out about the making of his personal record book. Speaking of revelations, David Samson has some shocking ones about dance recitals, Elton John's sunglasses and how he used to get out of Thanksgiving. Plus, Mike Ryan is still reeling from The Coffee Table and Samson has a movie review. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Our Little Show is having another giant watch party in December for the Miami Dolphins-New York Jets game on December 8 at Vivo in the Dolphin Mall. Can you believe that the Miami International Mall outlived Sunset Place? Whatever happened to the mall that was going to be built in Miami and host an indoor ski resort? Plus, Mike Ryan has some insight on what led to Tata Martino being fired following Inter Miami's disappointing campaign. Plus, the Los Angeles Dodgers continued to flex their muscles (and wallet) by signing Blake Snell to a 5-year deal worth $182 million last night. Would the Marlins even want Juan Soto? What would a team full of Jake Burgers look like? Also, Mike Schur is raising monsters (but only if he's raising his children as Dodgers fans). Then, we go Behind The Bit on Billy eating the onion that allegedly sent him to the hospital. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today's Cast: Dan, Stugotz, Chris, Roy, Billy, Mike, Tony. Didn't we say this was finally going to be the year we take off the Wednesday before Thanksgiving? Why are we here? Since we are here, might as well kick off the show with some Andrew Luck to celebrate. After that, we dive further into Stugotz's Personal Record Book (stugotzbook.com) and all of the madness that went into making this book a reality. Why is the audio book not out yet? Does Stugotz have any shame about the process that led to the book being published? Plus, Stugotz saved Mike Ryan's wedding and Thomas somehow doesn't have a key fob. Finally, the University of Miami remains in a good spot after the latest College Football Playoff rankings, and Mike Ryan explains why he's less concerned about the defense than some people may be. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It is a tradition unlike any other: A college-football upset. A sea of fans. A 45-foot yellow structure crashing down on the field and heading toward a river or frat house near you. But the tradition of destroying goalposts is under threat. PTFO correspondent and unhinged amateur thief Mickey Duzyj provides a how-to guide, after speaking with students, administrators, an executive at Big Goal Post and the one true expert who can help save a piece of football history: Saw Man. *Pablo Torre Finds Out does not (officially) condone storming football fields or stealing university property. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Witty is back in town for a call on Paramount Plus tonight, and he has joined the crew in-studio to share two takes that he hasn't been able to get off the ground since leaving the show revolving around soap dispensers and hard seltzers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're the last people you'd want to hear from on the Kendrick-Drake beef, but we do know a little something about mustard. Then, it's time for Against the Spread, Billy's Bryson Watch, and the Bucket of Death. Plus, Stan Van Gundy is down here in Miami and stops by the studio to discuss stories from all across the NBA with the crew. After sharing his thoughts on TNT keeping the production rights to Inside the NBA, Stan gives his opinions on the Dwyane Wade statue, the surprising Golden State Warriors, Joel Embiid and the mess in Philadelphia, why the Bucks got off to a slow start, LeBron's unprecedented career, and why he knows the Erik Spoelstra timeout gaffe will haunt Spo for the rest of his life. Also, who cracked open the Donald Trump door? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Greg Cote takes a Victory Lap after being very, very right about the Houston Texans, but it leads to a debate over Greg's weight and whether or not Dan could pick him up. Then, Mack Brown has been fired by the North Carolina Tar Heels, but instead of focusing on the details of his tenure at Carolina, we're back to weight talk. Whatcha think for ol' Mack Brown? 210? 220? More? Less? Does he weigh himself at Publix? Plus, Steve Hely is an author and comedy writer who wrote the book "How I Became a Famous Novelist," and he's here to give Stugotz a Top 5 Ways To Game The System And Land On The New York Times Best Seller List. Also, Urban Meyer doesn't seem to remember anyone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stugotz is going to be distracted all day as he monitors the sales of his Personal Record Book, but he's not going to apologize for that. That said, he does have the time to tell Lamar Jackson to do it in the playoffs even if he's headed toward winning a MVP. Speaking of MVP, Greg Cote thinks it's a shame Saquon Barkley has such low odds to win the award. Why can't we appreciate great running backs? Then, Tony delivers his Tony's Top 5 from the highest point in all of South Florida: the hill at Tropical Park. Tony touches Barkley and Brock Purdy and somehow celebrates a whole bunch of quarterbacks who lost games over the weekend. Plus, Dianna Russini is here to break down just how good Barkley and the Eagles are, Lane Johnson's impact, a QB who played like a "little chicken," Aaron Rodgers' market for next year, and tell us how she accidentally made Eric Mangini answer questions about coaching the Jets next season. She also offers praise for Stugotz's Personal Record Book and reads her blurb from the back cover. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today's cast: Dan, Stugotz, Greg, Chris, Billy, Mike, and Roy. Greg Cote, despite 20 years of doing this show, is frazzled to begin the day, but today is not about him. Today is the official launch of Stugotz's Personal Record Book (stugotzbook.com) as Stu becomes an author before Dan. Stugotz explains exactly how the book came together, why the audiobook is slightly delayed, and why this project was definitely about the audience more than it was about the money. Then, Dan declares this week a "show me" game for Tua Tagovailoa and the Miami Dolphins. Billy criticizes the show for selectively editing words said by a disembodied voice near him on yesterday's show about Tua and the Fins, and Greg explains why Tua has been one of the elite QBs in the NFL this season. Plus, Dan Stanczyk is the real author behind Stugotz's Personal Record Book and joins the crew to discuss the dynamics between him and Stugotz as they pieced together this book that will definitely be a New York Times Best Seller. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week on Good Follow: Former pro soccer player and current analyst, Jordan Angeli joins Good Follow to preview the NWSL championship and look ahead to the 2025 season with a game of “Reboot, Reload, Rerun”. Then, Megan and Logan discuss the Women’s College Cup. Finally, Megan shares her NWSL DraftKings picks of the week and Logan shares her latest Good Follow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Billy has been locked in on watching Bryson DeChambeau's TikTok to see whether or not he can actually hit a golf ball over his house onto a putting green and into the hole for a hole-in-one. Will Bryson ever pull it off? Also, WITTY IS HERE??????????????? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We know it's a football Monday, but Jeremy pointed out a Shohei Ohtani stat to Dan about his 3rd unanimous MVP Award that must be discussed. Is Chris Cote's idea for an Ohtani podcast with Nikola Jokic the best or worst idea ever? Then, Billy claims Jason Kelce may have gotten one over on his brother Travis, and the crew bullies Dan into joining the show's Listener League. Plus, friend of the show Mike Schur and his muse Ted Danson join Dan, Stu, and the Shipping Container to discuss their new show "A Man On The Inside." Schur and Danson discuss the origins of the show, their partnership in making television, how to measure success in the modern age, what they both do when shows are released, and how they pick their projects, but don't worry, we saved time for Schur to get infuriated over the Miami Heat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Elle Duncan took out Daniel Jones for his prepared statement after being benched by the Giants, and Rich Gannon and his co-host unleashed fury (and let's be real, sexism) in their response. The New York Giants were handed yet another loss this weekend and Malik Nabers was not happy about it, but how fun was Baker Mayfield on the other side in that one, huh? Then, can the Miami Dolphins offense win in the cold? Can they possibly go on the road and win a playoff game? Would that be considered a successful season? Chris Cote has questions, and Billy and Dan try to pin each other down on what result would make it a good year for Miami. Plus, Lucy goes Off-Rohding at "The Game" between Harvard and Yale. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Before we get to Stugotz's Weekend Observations, we need to discuss the upcoming launch of his new Personal Record Book. Dan also proposes how Jerry Jones should have handled Mike McCarthy while Terry McLaurin was streaking down the sideline late in the 4th quarter. Then, after Mike scars Stugotz with details of the movie "The Coffee Table," Stu delivers his Weekend Observations including commentary on the SEC, The Game, the Florida Gators, night games in Tempe, Jaxson Dart, Deion Sanders, something brewing in Carolina, and snot rockets. Plus, Stugotz's Top 5 Basketball Players If They Were Jewish and the Top 5 Things Stugotz Can't Resist. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today's cast: Dan, Stugotz, Chris, Billy, Jeremy, Mike, and Roy. We have a lot to get to across the NFL including the Miami Dolphins' big win, but will Stugotz be able to avoid recycling takes from God Bless Football? The Dolphins are now 5-6 and firmly in the mix just like everyone but Dan predicted. Will Dan be able to stay positive around the Dolphins as he wants to or will everyone else's optimism force him into being negative? Billy has some high praise of Tua, but he also wants to warn everyone of The Flip Side headed into a nationally televised game on Thanksgiving night. Then, Mark Jones had the most Miami broadcast ever as the Miami Hurricanes moved to 10-1. Should Miami's defense make us weary of them being able to do ANYTHING come College Football Playoff time? Plus, the Detroit Lions are dominant in a way they haven't been since Babe Ruth was playing Major League Baseball, Billy wants to be wrong, and we were duped by a fake video. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stugotz, Billy and Mikey A try and make sense of what happened in the last few minutes of the Cowboys vs Commanders game. Stugotz is sick of special teams. Billy wants the Bears players to make it clear that they are not rallying around Matt Eberflus. In fact, he wants one of the vets to publicly state that and Mikey A has the perfect guy to do it. Lucy joins the show to talk about the craziness that went on this weekend in college football and her experience going to "the game" before headed out this week to "the game". We play a little "if the season ended today" and Billy has some words for Mike Golic. The BBBBBB's look to get back on track after the first 1-2 week since Week 1. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

LeBron is taking a break from social media. Should you? Are you ready to stop being performatively fascinating and get authentically dull? And is Bluesky the XFL of Twitter — or a refreshingly Musk-free community worth joining? Plus: "Re-Potting with Pablo," making lentil, fighting in Temecula, road rage, Mastodon, two ejaculating giraffes, a charging wildebeest and the actually hungry hippo (with suspenders and a pocket watch). Relevant reading: How Bluesky, Alternative to X and Facebook, Is Handling Explosive Growth (Mike Isaac) The Age of Social Media Is Ending (Ian Bogost) The Bluesky Bubble (Ian Bogost) "With so much hate and negativity in the world today..." (Rich Kleiman) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Roy, David and Ethan are back to recap the week that was in the National Hockey League. They start off with their slap shots of the week including who will be the next coach fired in the NHL. That leads into Ethan taking a victory lap after he correctly predicted a few weeks ago on the show that Jim Montgomery of the Boston Bruins would be the first coach fired in the league. Plus, Mats Zuccarello suffered what kind of injury?! Then, Linda Cohn of ESPN and the Kraken Hockey Network joins the show to discuss the Seattle Kraken's progressive hiring practices, her Mount Rushmore of current goaltenders and how she feels about her beloved New York Rangers. To finish up, the boys recap what was a tough week for the Florida Panthers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jeremy, we good? The crew kicks off The Big Suey by discussing The George Pickens Experience™. Hawk loves watching Pickens and describes why he's one of the most unconventional athletes he can remember. Are you a better football player when you're a fan of violence? Then, Dan wants to know how to measure Jared Goff against some of the all-time greats, Amin retells a Tim Duncan story after Dan took some creative liberties, and the crew goes to the Bucket of Death. Plus, Hawk is convinced Mike will be back on the Browns bandwagon at some point, but it's just going to take the right circumstances. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Content warning: Today's Local Hour contains conversation about sexual assault and sexual misconduct. If you or a loved one has been a victim of sexual abuse, you are not alone. Help is available via the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1-800-656-4673. Today's cast: Dan, Amin, Andrew Hawkins, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony. After last night's fun on Thursday Night Football full of wacky football in the snow, Dan inexplicably wanted to begin the Shadow Show with RFK Jr. sound. Then, Jameis Winston delivered some incredibly funny and memorable sound last night both before and after the Browns win, but after we listen to a montage, Dan notices a look on Jeremy's face from the corner of the room. Are we allowed to discuss Jameis without having conversations about his past? What if it's a celebration of his personality? Where do we draw the line on this show in particular? Plus, Hawk declares himself the "Myles Garrett of movement" as we discuss Garrett's dominance, and Jason Kelce's fame continues to escalate. We'll hear video from TMZ of a fan going after Kelce whenever the video team gets it together, but in the meantime, Dan, Amin, and Hawk discuss how fame can be suffocating and how Kelce will potentially need to change in order to handle it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Brittney Brave, who will become the first local comedian to headline at the Adrienne Arsht Center this weekend, joins Billy Corben in studio to co-host today. John Morgan of Morgan & Morgan shares his thoughts about the election results. And immigration attorney Ada Pozo will talk about the extent of mass deportation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stugotz, Billy, and Mikey A are getting ready for a big week of football surrounding...Indiana? Mike Golic joins the show to play a game of What if? and hear some of Billy and Stugotz's ideas to improve the college and NFL game. Golic is less than impressed. Simms joins the show in the middle of Stugotz's book tour and isn't happy about it. Simms thinks the Giants might have an issue with Tommy DeVito starting instead of Drew Lock or Daniel Jones. Simms is really impressed with the Bills and thinks they would beat the Chiefs again in the playoffs if they match up. K Funk is back to make picks with the rest of the crew, but Mojo has a new approach when talking to him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jessica Smetana and Lucy Rohden are back with a new episode of Gen CFB. They react to another Kirby Smart rant criticizing the "doubters", BYU finally losing, Oregon surviving a close game with Wisconsin and much more before previewing the upcoming week of games. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tony kicks things off with a Thursday ThUNDER put together by Mike Ryan. Then, Jessica's insubordination leads to Dan taking everyone's phones, Amin gets reckless about Jay Leno's injuries (again), and reports of an ESPN staple, Around the Horn, coming to an end spark a conversation about the history of the show and what it did for the sports media landscape. Plus, Mina Kimes is here, and before we get to football, we need to examine a photo of Willow with Santa Claus that includes a rather unfortunate angle of...well...Santa's balls. Once we're done with Mina's vivid description, she delivers analysis on the Ravens, Steelers, 49ers, Bengals, Cowboys, Chiefs, Simpsons, Texans, Packers, Chargers, and 'Tommy DeVito, I guess.' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We take a peek Behind the bit on Benny From Fort Lauderdale, one of the original callers of our show. Then, what is the best Christmas Carol and why is it the Mi Burrito Sabanero (Big Booty Bass Remix) by DJ Laz? Plus, there are multiple locker room stories worth diving into. Dan and Amin lead the crew's conversations about the Giants' reaction to the benching of Daniel Jones and Joel Embiid calling whoever leaked news about their team meeting "a real piece of shit." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bring Your Sweaters, bring a smile, and bring a big appetite to tonight's Miller Lite Watch Party at Flanigan's in North Miami Beach and come hang out with the crew! David Samson is here as the crew debates the merits of an all-you-can-eat buffet. Then, Stugotz may have a New York Times Best Seller on his hands, David is unsurprised by Woody Johnson meddling, Amin and David break down the NBA media 3-team trade for Inside the NBA, and David tells us about his wild night out with Chris Cote at the O.A.R. concert. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today's cast: Dan, Stugotz, Amin, Chris, Jeremy, Jessica, Roy, and Tony. On today's shadow show: would you rather take the kick from Jon Jones that he delivered over the weekend or tackle Derrick Henry? And Stugotz delivers his Top 5 People In Sports With What Their Names Would Be If They Were Penises. Then, as the show starts, the crew discusses Give Miami Day, Denzel Washington admitting to both alcoholism and dabbling with heroin, and Dan's feelings after watching a Ted Turner Documentary. Does Dan know Turner is alive? Plus, Roy and Chris each had some horrible flubs while doing ad reads, and the rest of the crew wants to enjoy them for the rest of time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

He’s not quite America’s sweetheart… Anthony Jeselnik is more of America’s caliginous omen. But there IS a human being underneath the dark persona and all that bravado.  Together, Dan and Anthony explore his endless well of ambition, his extreme drive to always be funnier, better, sharper. Anthony explains what he finds so funny about the darkest parts of humanity, and how he’s able to make people laugh about them. Anthony also dives into the state of comedy today, holding nothing back when it comes to criticizing the lazy state of the industry. Anthony then shares why the first ten minutes of his special is dedicated to defending trans people… and why he sees provoking for the sake of being provocative is an embarrassing way to perform. You can watch Anthony’s new Netflix special, Bones and All, available November 26th. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Come join us tomorrow at Flanigan's for our Miller Lite watch party! So...Tyler Herro is better than Damian Lillard, huh? Jeremy and Amin dissect the comparison between the duo at this point in their careers. Plus, Stugotz and Chris circle back to see which restaurants could get you to fly on a bad airline. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

David Sirota of The Lever, a site dedicated to facts and rooting out corruption, joins the show to discuss American systems that are succeeding despite rampant corruption, why politicians need to shift their focus to healthcare to combat Trump's administration that is looking to privatize Medicare, why education is not a priority for Republican politicians, and why Jamal Murray needs to get his shit together. Wait, what? Then, Dan calls Michael Malone an underachiever after a Nikola Stat of the Day. Plus, Amin, Izzy, and Jeremy discuss the emergence of Evan Mobley for the Cleveland Cavaliers and his similarities to Bam Adebayo, Dan explains how he goes to the bank, and Billy does his best to efficiently explain how expensive his haircuts are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dave Annable is the star of the new hit show Lioness and is a clear fan of our show as he joins the crew discuss his run on Yellowstone while knowing his character would die, being on Page 7 of People's Sexiest Man, his Giants and Mets fandom, marrying a Cuban, and how his gray hair makes him look like he can read. Then, the Pirates are offering 30 years of season tickets, a softball game on their field, and more for delivering them a 1-of-1 Topps Paul Skenes card. Is this more of a reward or punishment...? Plus, Billy tells the story of wheeling and dealing with his Marlins season tickets, and Izzy delivers a new installment of "Back in My Gay." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The reporting around Woody Johnson firing Joe Douglas as the Jets GM has shown Johnson to be much more meddlesome than previous thought. Between calling for the benching of Aaron Rodgers and firing Robert Saleh without consulting the rest of the organization, Johnson has done enough to infuriate Stugotz and inspire a "Top 5 Names In Sports Who Connote a Penis" from Amin. Then, Billy shares a universally beloved take about Thanksgiving football as the crew realizes how bad the Giants and Cowboys game is going to be. Plus, how's Bill Belichick doing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today's cast: Dan, Stugotz, Amin, Chris, Billy, Izzy, and Jeremy. Dan is stuck on the causeway on his way to work, so Stugotz and Amin kick things off with the Shipping Container. Did you know Delta is going to be serving Shake Shack on flights out of Boston? Then, Jeremy, who is dressed as The Tin Man, gets kicked out before the show even starts as the crew begins discussing Jay Leno "falling down a hill" outside of his hotel. Amin has some reckless speculation on Leno's fall, and the rest of the crew wonders whether or not it's time to take Leno's keys, so Billy has an idea to save Leno from himself. Plus, Dan has finally arrived, and it's time for a conversation about Joel Embiid and the Philadelphia 76ers struggles and their team meeting after their loss to the Miami Heat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

John Krasinski was named People's Sexiest Man Alive for 2024, and it's sparked an outrage amongst the men in the room. Is this one of the worst "Sexiest Men" of all-time? Why wasn't it Glen Powell? Was Paul Rudd deserving? How about McDreamy? Also... lol Joe Douglas was fired. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We kick things off with Against the Spread before Ron Magill shows up to discuss the animal kingdom. After our College Football Schedule Swap discussion, Billy asks Ron about the potential of swaps amongst animals in zoos, and there's surprisingly more of this than you might think. Ron takes us through the logistics of zoo trades, which animal sense he'd like to have, and describes electroejaculation. Then, we dive into The John Stamos Ethical Conundrum: is it better to support your friend who is going through cancer by donning a bald cap for a photo shoot or to not do anything at all? Plus, Roy Wood Jr. is here to share how it felt to be an America overseas during the election, info on Trump's cabinet picks, what the party was like at the All-MLB Awards, and why you should trust his Semi-Sure Bet of the Week despite him missing on his last attempt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After Lucy takes us through Athens for her Off-Rohding at the Georgia-Tennessee game, the crew gets into a sportsy-sports-sports conversation about the College Football Playoff. Dan wants the CFP to be truly merit-based. Stugotz wants SEC brands no matter what. Jessica wants everyone to experience the joy of College Football without the constant playoff concerns. And Mike wants to take down the media elites that will consider a 3-loss SEC team to be better than a 2-loss SMU in Miami's Atlantic Coast Conference. Plus, Billy Gil introduces us to a new idea that may just solve everyone's conundrums: The College Football Swap Week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Greg yelled "OH NO!" during the break at the sight of his wife who has arrived to fact check Greg's homerism or lack thereof. Dan and Greg each pepper Earleen with questions until getting to the bottom of Greg's Dolphins fandom. Greg also reads his most recent Marlins column aloud for the class. Then, Dianna Russini is here to chat about all things football including the Lions being better than everyone, Greg's Houston Texans take, the odds of Bill Belichick returning THIS season, Aaron Rodgers and the Jets, and the takeaways from Bills-Chiefs. Plus, Italian American Sports Hall of Famer Sean Stellato stops by in the middle of Dianna's hit to discuss his client, Tommy DeVito, getting back under center for the Giants and to celebrate his and Dianna's Italian heritage because, as we all know, the Italians stick together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today's cast: Dan, Stugotz, Chris, Billy, Jessica, Mike, and Roy. So, the Dallas Cowboys are a dumpster fire, huh? Should Jerry Jones still be in charge? Are the Texans good? Or are they very, very far from being great? There are SEVERAL football questions to answer today, but things come to a halt as Dan and Greg get into an argument over Greg's description of the Texans and Dan seizing on the language. Tensions bubble over as the duo gets into it over Dan saying Greg "roots" for the Dolphins. Greg is outraged. Dan is laughing. The show is off the rails. Plus, Tony is down at Versailles for some authentic Cuban food and to deliver his Tony's Top 5 including takes on Bo Nix, the Lions, and the San Francisco 49ers' window to win it all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices