In the immortal words of Steven Quincy Urkel, “Got any cheese?” We sure do this week as we discuss one of the best kinds of foods there is, cheese. From stinky to mild, we don’t hold any of our thoughts back.BetterHelp - Get 10% off your first month by visiting our sponsor betterhelp.com/guideSakara - They're offering our listeners 20% off their first order when they go to sakara.com/guide or enter code GUIDE at checkout. Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Two broken men reminisce about the times we were able to spend time inside bars with friends. In the decade we've been recording this podcast, this is the closest we've come to crying during an episode.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

No, we’re not talking about the frozen treat from Dairy Queen. Well, okay, we do talk about Dairy Queen Blizzards for a while but then we do talk about the natural phenomena known as blizzards. We had one this week in New York and we all found out how much a blizzard can change your life when you’re already not really allowed to go outside and do anything anyway.We’ve got new merch! Head over to tcgte.com/merch to grab yours today!BetterHelp - Get 10% off your first month by visiting our sponsor betterhelp.com/guideAdvertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A video game store has been in the news lately, although not because of video games and not really because of the store either. This week, we're talking about GameStop, and Tom tries to explain the stock market with very limited success. We also solve a problem from a listener looking for love in all the wrong places.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The MCU is back baby, and now it’s in television form! This week we discuss the first two episodes of the first Disney+ Marvel TV show WandaVision. Also Tim and Tom discuss their new hobbies.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We all know the famous phrase "new year, new problems" and 2021 is no exception. This week, in an effort to give back to our audience, we're solving listener problems, like a couple of Frasier Cranes.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This. Is. Jeopardy! The perennial favorite of Tim and geriatrics everywhere, this week we’re taking about the show and celebrating the life of the late Alex Trebek. Also Tom’s ticket streak ends and we have an unsponsored conversation about wiper blades.Sakara - They're offering our listeners 20% off their first order when they go to sakara.com/guide or enter code GUIDE at checkout.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's cold outside (in a lot of places), so why not drink something warm? This week we're talking about all the hot bevs that all the cool kids love: coffee, cider, cocoa and the rest. Also, prepare yourself for a food revolution, as Tim unveils his signature sandwich.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Timstradomus and Nostrathomas return to give a glimpse of the upcoming year 2021 and what it will bring.Begin this podcast at 10:54:37 PM on December 31st to ring in the New Year with Tim & Tom precisely (-ish) at Midnight!New TCGTE Merch is now available at tcgte.com/merchAdvertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the holiday season, so we're discussing the movie that everybody's talking about: the 1990 family film Home Alone. If you haven't seen it, go watch it because this probably won't make a lot of sense unless you've seen it. Also, it's a good movie so you should probably watch it anyway.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s Cyberpunk 2077 week but that doesn’t mean we can’t start off by talking a little about the holidays and Tom’s adventure into Manhattan for the first time in 9 months. Also this week Tom explains the basic idea of video games to Tim.We’ve got new merch! Head over to tcgte.com/merch to grab yours today!BetterHelp - Get 10% off your first month by visiting our sponsor betterhelp.com/guideNo matter how you drive, FRAM has right filter for you. Head over to fram.com and find your perfect filter today.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Are you looking to buy a holiday gift for a kid you know? Do you some help picking out the perfect toy for them? Well, you probably shouldn't be seeking the advice of two childless adult men in their 30s, but just in case, this week we're going over a list of the hottest toys in 2020, most of which are focused around bodily functions for some reason.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We go virtual this week to discuss Black Friday’s high tech cousin, Cyber Monday. We also solve a listener problem concerning online criticism in this all cyber episode.Listen to School of Hustle, a podcast by GoDaddy on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Just in time for Thanksgiving, we're talkin' pies: sweet pies, savory pies (which shouldn't really count) and everything in between. Stick around to the end to hear the shocking reveal of our favorite pies.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The fifth Playstation is here and guess who got one? Tom! Guess who doesn’t really care? Tim! But they talk about it anyway. Also Tom threatens to hire a guy to beat up Tim and they both solve a listener problem concerning tutoring for a woman with a criminal past.Listen to Books: The Podcast on Patreon.com/completeguideSakara - They're offering our listeners 20% off their first order when they go to sakara.com/guide or enter code GUIDEEARLYACCESS at checkout.BetterHelp - Get 10% off your first month by visiting our sponsor betterhelp.com/guideAdvertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's been a stressful week in a really strange year, and we bet you're feeling pretty exhausted and confused. Well, lucky for you we can help! This week we're solving listener problems and while the advice we give might not be directly applicable to your life (it's actually pretty certain that it won't be), you still get to hear to modern-day philosophers at the top of their games deliver wise words to people who need them most. We also talk a lot about Dave Thomas, the founder of Wendy's.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Halloween Month might be over, but that doesn’t mean we can’t talk about something spooky: Bones! Tom broke a finger this week in an extremely stupid way and as a result learned a lot about bones. To be honest, he probably learned more about them than most doctors. Also a frank discussion about cream cheese flavors.Listen to Books: The Podcast on Patreon.com/completeguideExplore your creativity at Skillshare.com/GUIDE and the first 1,000 people to use our link will get a free trial of Skillshare Premium Membership.From electrical issues to landscaping ideas to painting tips and so much more, learn from the best in the business with the Ask This Old House Podcast. Subscribe today for free, wherever you get your podcasts.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In the season finale of Halloween Month 2020, we tackle the scariest place there is. We do some deep research into Hell, what it's like, whether it's really as bad as they say, and what's the deal with the devil anyway? And stick around to the end where we take a trip to Hell to check it out for ourselves!Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Halloween Month rolls on with a dip into the spooky world of Serial Killers. Ted “Al” Bundy, BTK, they’re all here for the fun. Also we decide what our spooky nicknames are going to be for the month and assassinate each other’s characters.Listen to Books: The Podcast on Patreon.com/completeguideTRICO - Go to Wipers123.com and use promo code GUIDE at checkout and receive $10 off your next order or $40 or more.Explore your creativity at Skillshare.com/GUIDE and the first 1,000 people to use our link will get a free trial of Skillshare Premium Membership.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Halloween is spooky enough, what with all of these ghosts and goblins, but you also have to contend with razor blades in candy, Bloody Mary and teens getting up to all sorts of dangerous mischief. This week we're talking about some Halloween urban legends, and also discussing some strange tales from our childhood.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Halloween Month is here baby! And we’re kicking it off by talking about the songs of Halloween. Tom goes over his top ten Halloween songs of all time. Also a brief recap of Halloween Months past and Tim and Tom figure out what they’re going to be for Halloween this month.Sakara - They're offering our listeners 20% off their first order when they go to sakara.com/guide or enter code GUIDE at checkout.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmListen to Books: The Podcast on Patreon.com/completeguide See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this very special episode of The Complete Guide To Everything, Tom describes his heroic battle with gout and details the steps he took to get his life back to normal. We also have in-depth conversations about enchiladas and the film This Is 40.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The leaves are changing and it’s time to start putting on your sweaters because Autumn / Fall is here. This week Mr. Fall and Autumn Boy duke it out head to head over who is the official King of the Fall by going through their top 5 lists of Fall Foods and Autumn Activities. Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmListen to Books: The Podcast on Patreon.com/completeguideSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Spending some time in a local park is a great way to spend a day, especially when there's a pandemic and there's literally nothing else to do. This week we talk about our favorite parks, give some park tips and discuss our recent experiences in Best Buy in great detail.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There’s nothing we like more than a person risking their lives for our entertainment, which is why we spend this week talking all about the madman himself David Blaine and his latest stunt: flying nearly 25,000 feet into the air while (seemingly) holding onto balloons. Also Tom discusses his increasing inability to eat one of his favorite foods: bread.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Have you ever watched a movie from the comfort of your own car? Well, it's a thing people used to do, and it's coming back in a big way now that we live in a hell world where you can't go to the movies the way you used to. We discuss what it was like to go to a drive-in in the 1980s, talk about our recent pandemic drive-in experiences and critique the 1990 film Dick Tracy.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

America’s number one grocery store, toy store and so much more: Walmart. Also this week Tom talks about his current hellish living situation and there’s a long retelling of the time professional wrestler came to Tim and Tom’s school.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're hitting the trails and talking about hiking, the popular hobby where you walk around outside for a while and try to avoid getting menaced by bears. We discuss our own hiking experiences that illustrate that we're not very good at hiking, but you should probably listen anyway.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

One of the worst things that can happen to a person is being abducted by aliens in the middle of the night while you’re just trying to get a good night’s sleep. This week we’re talking about alien abduction, something Tom is afraid of just about every night. Also we change up the format a bit this week and kick off the episode by solving a listener problem concerning a hobbyist lumberjack unwittingly terrorizing the old ladies of his neighborhood.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After covering the business side of Chipotle last week, we're finally talking about what everybody loves about the juggernaut fast casual chain: the delicious food that only occasionally makes their patrons violently ill.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The originator of the fast casual revolution: Chipotle. This week we’re going over their history and corporate governance, but it’s more fun than it sounds, cocaine is involved!Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the dawn of a new era! 5G technology will make our lives 1000x times better by making our mobile phones slightly faster. But what exactly is 5G? And why are some of the dumbest people on earth saying the craziest things about it? We explain everything, and also talk about the band Good Charlotte for a few minutes.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

People have got a lot of problems but luckily we’ve got a lot of solutions. This week we’ve dedicated ourselves to giving back and doing an all TNTSYP episode. We tackle a fireworks-related neighborhood app problem, a girlfriend with bad glasses, and a neighbor who wants to talk astrology and borrow other peoples’ cars.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lather on up and join us for an in-depth discussion about showering. This week we talk about our own personal shower routines, the history of showers, and a baboon that worked on the railroad.Advertise on The Complete Guide to Everything via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Just when you thought 2020 couldn’t possibly get any worse, the world suffers another massive blow. Gone too soon: The Mighty Segway. 2001 - 2020. This week we discuss the gadget that Tom has never actually ridden as he tries to convince Tim to go 50/50 on buying one with him before it’s too late.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Science has done it again! They've finally figured out how to fry food without using oil, and what do they use instead? Air! Of all things. Wild stuff. There's one catch: these air fryers don't actually fry things. But they are a good way to quickly cook and heat up some garbage food, so naturally we're excited about them.Thanks to our sponsors this week:TRICO - Go to Wipers123.com and use promo code GUIDE at checkout and receive $10 off your next order or $40 or more.Sakara - They're offering our listeners 20% off their first order when they go to sakara.com/guide or enter code GUIDE at checkout.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We’re here to answer your burning questions about waterbeds. Are they just for creeps or do normals have them? How much do they weigh? Can you get seasick on them? Can you fill them with something other than water? We don’t shy away from any of these questions this week, plus we go over some important waterbed history so who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Black Lives Matter.Here are some ways you can help: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/---Tim and Tom go and get frozen in a cryogenics lab, except instead of waking up in the far future they emerge 3 minutes later feeling like they nearly died. Also we solve an audience problem concerning a co-worker and Marika makes us prove who the real King of Chicago is. This show was recorded live before a studio audience in Chicago.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We overcome tremendous technical difficulties to bring to you and episode you probably don’t want: HBO Max. Come hear all of our thoughts about the newest streaming service that Tim and Tom share using Tom’s mom’s cable login.Also be sure to check out this week’s Patreon episode “The Great American Book Quiz” at patreon.com/completeguideSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Are you a teen that's bummed that you can't have your prom this year? Don't be! We'll explain why proms stink and share our own personal stories to prove it. Also, in this episode we talk a lot about waterbeds and hot tubs: two very cool things.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The future is here and it’s called “video conferencing.” While it may seem like a sci-fi fantasy, the technology to speak face-to-face across a “video screen” has actually been a reality for years now. But the rules of normal polite society are often thrown out the window by people too blown away by the mechanical marvel that is “video conferencing.” This week we’ll be going over the do’s and don’ts of this brave new world. Also we solve a listener’s problems with flies.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The 1980s were a seminal decade for delicious candy that was also pretty disgusting. It was also a pretty good decade for kids being just unsupervised enough to buy and eat whatever candy they wanted without their parents or guardians really caring. This week we discuss the candy we ate in the 80s, and we also decide to get really into Korean baseball.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. This week we talk about how to cut your own hair, from using the ol’ scissors to fancy new fangled gadgets like the Flowbee. Also Tom talks about his new ice cream machine.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Love it or hate it, it's time to face facts -- we all gotta sleep! Every day, if possible. This week we're discussing all the things that happen when we turn out the lights and go unconscious for several hours each night. Also, Tom explains a harrowing bathroom mishap.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Did we ever really land on the moon? Is the moon made out of green cheese? Does the moon even exist in the first place? Or is it a hologram or a hollow spaceship? All of these are perfectly valid ideas that we explore this week. Also, a discussion of how depressing network television is right now.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In an episode that's roughly 6-8 quibis long, we talk about the brand new streaming service that you have to watch on your phone. Enjoy this longbite in which we discuss the merits of a service that makes you pay for a bunch of short shows that aren't very good.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We’re taking our mind off our own problems by solving some other people’s problems this week. From co-workers covering the smell of poop with perfume to roommates not washing their hands we pretty much cover every type of problem there is currently facing the world.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Join Timmy and Tommy as we guide you through the hottest Nintendo game of the moment, Animal Crossing. It takes us a while to get to the point, but just go with it and you'll hear a funny story about Tom being the star of a drugs competition along the way.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.