Teen years are a fraught time full of dating, break-ups, hormones, and...coupons? TCB has found the Teenage Coupon King of Ohio, and honestly, he needs to relax. We’ve got a new King! The next logical step for Harry is to air his grievances on TCB! Tipping has gone too far Only tip badly behind Bryan’s back! We’re in a strange economic time Extreme Couponers Just so everyone knows, Bryan isn't watching this in prime time TCB: The Coupon Break The Teenage Coupon King 90% savings He's going to school, working two part time jobs, and spending 12 hours couponing This sounds like an Ask TCB... The seven layer dip from hell intense music for couponing Have they heard of Costco? Bryan and Krissy are upset about the Kleenex! We are concerned about Cole 50 bologna! He’s getting paid to shop Could this be a TCB scam?   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy go from number of lovers, to marriage, to pegging, to research, to Amish, to pornstar, to preacher, to hope in this episode. Feels like whiplash...and not the porn kind. A controversial research study Compared to people nowadays, Bryan’s vanilla as hell! Bryan’s a financial dominatrix foot model who wants to get pegged You might long for what you don’t have, but you might have chosen wrong Bryan can’t remember Esther Perel’s name Krissy Hoadley: Nympho There was a correlation between number of lovers and marital unhappiness Correlation does not equal causation! What constitutes a lot of lovers? Return to Amish Rumspringa or Jerryspringa? From Pornstar to Preacher "You should do movies" Ever heard that in LA? Bryan is NOT harassing Krissy! Bryan, having grown up in the 1920s, isn't comfortable with "moving pictures" His friends found his porn repetoire! Crazy coincidence! Like Lisa Rinna, OWN IT! Is this his confessional? He went from being naked on camera to being naked on camera *for the church* He found…Hope! Bryan gets inspirational   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Want to drain your bank account and get off on it? Lucky for you, there's a woman out there who'll help you! We're in the Wild, Wild West of financial domination, and ITV investigates. Why do we say BYEEEE? A woman had a full body orgasm at the symphony Being a 16 year old saxophone player is lame, but being a 30 year old saxophone player is cool Financial Domination Bryan was once told he has pretty feet ITV interviews a financial dominatrix Maybe we can get someone to bankroll TCB... Being a Financial Dominatrix is everyone’s dream One of her men sent her 30k in one day Producer Christina, once again, volunteers as tribute This girl knows how absurd this is, but she’s killing it We need to create an AI Financial Dominatrix She has made millions! Catch her at The Villages in 30 years Bryan should have stuck with his “Sexophone” Send $350 to GA Power and we’re on!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Adam Lyons the Liar leads lads into his lion's lair to get laid by lovely ladies... WTF is up with the Met Gala? Jared Leto went full Furby Steven Tyler is getting sued This is an extremely fucked up story… Bryan sets the record straight about Taylor Swift Taylor Swift’s cat’s instagram is worth $97 million Blue needs to get in on the IG game @BadBlue/@WorldsWorstDog/@BadBitchBlue Is Bryan's baby Miranda secretly a Boss Baby? Bryan’s ready for women to take over PUAs! Will we ever get the details? When you're approaching the approach, approach appropriately Best way to get a girl…ignore her The three finger approach Everyone yell CORNER in a bar How to get rejected but not let your friends know you got rejected A member of the lair…The Lyons Lair “Telegraph” to them! Adam’s advice: LIE LIE LIE Bryan has completely forgotten that Dante the Demon Baby belongs to Adam the Liar Krissy poses a question: Pick Up Artist or Pick Up Idiot?   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ah, romance...with yourself? Bryan & Krissy get into an ITV interview with an Atlanta woman who married herself. Sounds like an ass cream cone to me! Bryan is sick and gross and we are sorry Our lives revolve around pollen Pollen: it’s in your car, your ass, and your nose Crotch Rot, it’s a scientific thing! We have the best listeners in the world! Astrid keeps it real Ask TCB How do you handle a friend who is cheating? Ass Cream Cone If you cheat on Bryan, he’ll be going to the tanning bed every damn day! Would you want to know if you were being cheated on? For real this time, what is a gander? (Bryan & Krissy would know this if they had ever listened to the girls group Eden's Crush and their 2001 hit 'What's Good 4 The Goose') Write in questions for Bryan’s mom! ITV strikes again, with people who married themselves! Meg Taylor Morrison married herself after her 3 year relationship ended She says its self-love, but we can’t get past the imagery Have we found the next Dalai Lama? She seems sane… Alas, she is a life coach   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

TCB takes us back to a land before time...The Jerry Springer Show! Miranda doesn't want Perry's PP anymore. She wants TJ! Fucking him is hard work, but at least it's exciting. It's a pollen superstorm in the South Jerry Springer has passed away (you heard it here last) Bryan takes us back to summer of '87 The origins of Jerry Springer “I Just Married My Horse” Bryan had friends on Jerry Springer He also wanted to be on The Real World and a sketchy reality radio show Bryan has a story reminiscent of Krissy’s Hotel Impossible stint... TCB reviews a Jerry Springer segment Nothing says i love you like a Walmart charm bracelet Perry doesnt mind a *little* bit of cheating… He just doesn’t excite Miranda anymore! It’s not real unless you do it on Springer Perry’s PP is very upset! TJ’S HERE!!! They’ve been out here skinny dipping… Perry's fixing tennis shoes problems every day! TJ told him from the jump he was gonna fuck his girl   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.     To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

He's got guns, an ex-wife, AND a kitten? That's what we call a DHB spike...because I Do Have Boner! Hambone & Hoadley--I mean Bryan & Krissy--get advice from Bravo, who is "the shit" at telling stories. Hambone & Hoadley! TCB, violating policies everywhere! Daisy of Love… Bryan’s history of MTV & VH1 Secret Princes The princes find love in Atlanta Spoiler alert: it doesn’t work out for any of them Lord & Lady of TCB How do you pick up women when you don't have a title? Another day another Holiday Inn conference room Blah, blah, blah It’s Bravo! I do business… Is it a cat or a tuft of dick hair There’s a real difference between a teacher and an instructor at a gun range That's a DHB...a deadbeat hipster boy? Nothing like calling something gay to impress the ladies This man is a nightmare The bar is so low…you couldn’t even trip over it Keno??? Don’t touch a woman’s face! He was preselected then deselected! This guy doesn’t realize that he’s revealing…that he’s the worst   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.     To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bark! Bark! Bark! Is that your wife calling you? Bryan & Krissy find a woman who acts like a dog, but they wonder if they've been hoodwinked... 21 EPMs! A man caused unnecessary suffering to a seagull This man is a menace! Have you ever been caught masturbating? Bryan spills the tea… “Long Shower Bryan” Sex Ed at Catholic school was, unsurprisingly, terrible Bryan found a woman who acts like a dog She’s dealing with some harsh judgment... She ain't hurting anyone! She begs for food at the table, goes to the dog park, and barks! She even digs holes in the yard Is this because she doesn’t like making decisions? This woman is a much better dog than Blue “I hate this couple as much as I hate the Trumps” No surprise, the internet is being mean to her Have we been hoodwinked?   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the One Long Day in Finland, all the step-siblings get together...? Bryan & Krissy hear from two step-siblings that got married (and are from two extremely hot families). Pete Davidson crashed his car into a house! Melania and Pete? Our listeners are smartasses... What’s the meet the family mark? Ask TCB! Bryan reads a messy listener story Lies are a no go! Bryan is a man of few words… This show is not for everyone (in our families) TW: Bryan says ‘panties’ A Finnish step-brother and step-sister got married For clout? Her roommate said NO! Finnish people are hot! Family hot tub time They’re not blood related…but where is the line? Just like these two, Bryan gets shit on tiktok   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.     To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The AIMS Team (Appalachain Investigators of Mysterious Sightings) will get you the home of your dreams, monster-free! TCB is back with another episode of thrilling and chilling Mountain Monsters...plus some glowsticks. AI is already messing things up in real life Baby Dante the Demon Baby returns Fake kidnappings, fake influencers, fake Drake  TCB will *never* be AI! (unless someone pays us enough) Who uses facebook anymore? Mark is listening Krissy’s tag was expired for 7 months Mountain Monsters! Camera man Billy knows what he’s about!  Startin' off strong with everyone yelling Totally real claw marks on the tree! A monster with no eyeballs “A burnt marshmallow with a penis on its head” He’s back on the ground boys! This is the smartest monster the boys have ever encountered “Headless whore” Terry is giving Rick the Hormone Monster Terry loves his glowsticks... The AIMS Team! Get Rid of Your Hell Demons Today! The monster escaped through the silo! Everyone is terrorizing the cows In a shocking turn of events…they didn’t catch the monster   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.     To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

For only $10,000 a month plus $499.99 shipping and handling, you, too, can get unlimited shitty furniture from Direct Buy! Act NOW! Don’t call Bryan boss! Octo-mom...where are they now? Jon & Kate Plus 8 Questionable chicken, boxed potatoes, & hamburger helper Darcey & Stacey or the TLC twins? COD, the second worst idea ever TCB watches a Direct Buy Infomercial of years past Become a furniture insider! No need to worry anymore, you can be on the inside! Just a one time payment... Direct Buy: The Second American Revolution No 'Hey Boss' here! A furniture store that feels like home...*Meryl Streep voice* groundbreaking.   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy finish Frankie's dating app how-to's AND get into The Love Trap! Together...it's The Frankie Trap. We're back into Frankie B’s dating app tips for women Not a Nudie! Dating Frankie is the opposite of Love Is Blind: Love is Terrible No bikinis…wait, actually I love that If you have to say I'm not being mean…you probably are He hates when they say they’re not looking for a hookup! Back to you, Frank! Frankie is angry at women! Frankie, Executive Producer of The Love Trap Nelly, Kelly, and Suzelle! We might have missed something in the premise of this show... The housing shortage is because of the influencers! Bucolic surgery? Buccal fat removal? Slow mo' the trap door!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Frankie B...he's the king of 'dating site apps' and the king of relationships, even when he's not in one! He returns to TCB with a misogynistic list of things women sould and should not do on dating apps, and not a shred of it makes sense. Release the Kraken! Krissy is a Below Deck girl Andy Cohen: made in a petri dish for Bravo TCB SuperYacht Frankie B wants to help us optimize our dating apps Whats below you? Not getting laid… "Dating site apps" Frankie hates ponytails! ROLL BACK THE TAPES Garfish? Strong Thumb Frankie No sunflowers and no pets! No pictures with people hotter than you! Frankie B, ladies and gentlemen,…a chauvinist   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.     To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

John Anthony from JA Lifestyle is about as smart as a hammer. During this episode of TCB the gang breaks down JA's steps to getting yet ANOTHER confirmed pull with a threesome. John suggests you isolate your target. Bryan points out just how dumb he sounds and Krissy rates his looks as a pain level 5! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.     To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What happens when you wear a cowboy hat and a Banana Republic button down? Automatic threesome. Krissy saw Ferris Bueller’s Day Off in theaters Old people things (cable) Save Ferris Ione Skye… I mean Mia Sara TCB found a new pick up artist to tell us about threesomes The four secret signs that your innocent girl is a freak in the sheets... Make all your fantasies come true! Sexual comfort, the phrase of the video winthatgirl.com, sounds legit! She can’t be the jealous type and she has to be young Marlon’s blowing this theory out of the water! Bryan knows that the women aren’t gonna get jealous, the guy is! Sexual marketplace value declines in our thirties...wow Fuck this guy…oh wait don't Nothing says sexual prime like a cowboy hat & a Banana Republic button down This man has never given anyone an orgasm   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.     To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy get into the rest of Frankie B's secrets to health and wealth, and boy does he deliver. If you invest 350k into Frankie's Salon Suisse, he'll make you 100k back! Now that's true wealth. The vibes in your early twenties are suss at best Who doesn't have time to clean roaches out of their toilet? Bounce a quarter of weed off that bed in the morning! Bryan is obsessed with Love is Blind Bryan’s daughter is obsessed with My 600 Pound Life Kids say the darndest things Frankie’s keys to wealth and health continue He loves a skin care routine, #influencer Skincare Jizz, the next big thing Frankie genuinely believes he came up with salon suites Just give him 350k and he can help you make 100k! True wealth is when you can take a dump on the floor! It could quite be... Working with Frankie is The Ultimate Business Experience   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

TCB brings back dear old Frankie B to give us tips on health and wealth. Frankie Bing invented Microsoft while eating tuna eggs at 3:45 in the morning at the gym, and YOU CAN TOO! Jeremy Renner has fucked Bryan up for life Bryan wants to swaddle himself in bubble wrap Shauna Rae’s relationship didn’t last Her love life is doomed :( Is it frowned upon to work while high in a state where weed is legal? Should Bryan & Krissy do a dibbity dab episode? Frankie B’s daily routine! He’s giving us the secrets to health and wealth! Frankie gets up at 3:45, and he LOVES it He’s *built different* Was Frankie a Microsoft prodigy?? Does the B in Frankie B actually stand for Bing? Turn your body into a fat burning machine... It’s all about the morning routine. He invented it!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From Marlon and his sugar mama to Iris and Mohammed, love is everywhere. What's getting these pairs together? Forget personality, all you really need is that GK! General knowledge, that is, not "ge ne sais kuoi." Don’t get your news from TCB The Great Gander Treaty of 2023 Journaling makes you a better man Marlon update! Marlon has a messy past, but he’s trying new things You have to be careful with clothing optional resorts Bryan’s Ball Air makes a return Krissy got kicked out of a strip club ITV interviews an 81 year old woman with a 36 year old toy boy! The first night they used a whole tube of KY Jelly… They want to get married Bryan loves the way he rolls his tongue He’s not a Toy Boy, he’s a MAN! Mohammed is NOT shy in bed The dangers of YBRY3000 Iris is gonna speak the truth! General knowledge makes for true love... Hit 'em with that GK!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What's the Dalai Lama drinking these days? Bud Lightenment, baby. Bryan tells Krissy about the Dalai Lama Drama, and later they get into some questionable Ask TCBs. Bryan has no creative vision! The Dalai Lama Drama Bud Lightenment The Dalai Lama asked a child to do WHAT?! Commercial Break Calls for New Dalai Llama! Against all advice, Bryan watched Love Is Blind No more 20 year olds on dating shows! Krissy isn’t keeping up with the notebook... Brother Husbands doesn’t work...because men are fools Ask TCB! One listener is secretly dating her best friend’s ex and trying to take him to her wedding Another is looking for love, but his dick is holding him back The return of Dante the Devil Baby! Ease it in… Producer Christina volunteers as tribute for Bryan & Krissy’s 12 inch dick dating show Will TCB go on the road? What’s the day to day minutia of TCB? Y’all don’t even want to know…   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.     To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

There are Chicken Girls and there are Steak Girls, and you better not get it mixed up! Bryan & Krissy go deep into the annals of Blind Date UK to find a match made in the Maldives... A new invention gives a whole new meaning to Kiss Me Thru The Phone We gotta start fucking! AI: it’s a lot like farts. Someone please send Bryan a Fleshlight Bryan loves a good dating show! Bryan & Krissy are doing their own show…not in Tulum TCB gets into Blind Date Bryan & Krissy cannot understand an Essex accent Swinging your dick at the camera Saying “Chubby Chaser”...yikes This girl has a problem, she’s just too hot! Bryan & Krissy learn about boiled sweets What pairs well with the chicken? Date or Ditch? Even if you ditch you still might hate him!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.     To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy might not be able to get to the videos they intend to...but they do have a lot to say about modern dating shows! The Bachelor, Season 185: Boring Girls, Troublemakers, and an Idiot. Bryan's Irish Goodbyes are deeply at odds with the culture he has married into Blue, the dog Bryan secretly loves, has to get knee surgery Are our dogs over-medicated? Please don’t call PETA on Bryan! What is it about British people that just gives them a leg up? Amsterdam says No More British Men! Doing drugs in 2023 is a daaaaangerous game Krissy has a recurring dream about the radio station Bryan has nightmares about TCB Bryan found a new dating show to binge It’s…The Trap! Bryan hates Chris Harrison Nothing's real on The Bachelor! Look hot, cause drama. When you actually try to make people fall in love, it's boring, but if you dgaf, it's great TV Back in the day Bryan & Krissy had Mishel from Married at First Sight Australia on TCB   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.     To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy watch one of Kenny Copeland's mind twisting sermons. They're like hostage negotiation...for your wallet! Bryan’s mom has had a dramatic time at Shady Pines Bryan discovers misophonia and realizes he has Blue-ophonia What can cure this? Prayer? A lady on tiktok who lost her toes says that they have grown back after she prayed Joel Osteen makes 54 million dollars a year & has a 70,000 sqft home Let’s just stop giving them so much money! Kenny Copeland talks about the laws of prosperity Must he always...speak...like…this?! Kenny's got the colourless eyes of the devil and too many teeth! Truly what the hell is this guy talking about? Can I get an AMEN! If there's one thing he's gonna do, its bamboozle the audience When you dont know what you're talking about just say glory to God! This…is…huge... The baby knows! That hillsong music, it’s just as good as Celine Dion It's edging for religion Fuckin' angels dont know shit...   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Two wives, two kids, and no jealousy. That's how Adam The Polygamist Liar rolls! Bryan & Krissy experience two of their favorite things: Adam The Liar and ITV! TCB, the little podcast that could It’s all about giving out the giggles Thank you to our listeners! Hey boss never means anything good... Are podcasters rich? Africa is breaking in half! Bryan imagines saving the earth with his ass cloth It’s Adam the Liar! He changes his schtick every year Now he is the foremost expert on successful polyamory Bryan goes on a fart tangent… Adam The Liar made it to ITV! And he’s there as “the luckiest guy in the world” Two women and no jealousy? We'll see about that. This might work for Adam, but Bryan would be extremely jealous! Even Adam needs a breather from two hot women sometimes Adam hits TCB with shocking news! There are babies involved! Little baby Dante, not weird at all Are they in this for the long haul? There’s so much i want to share with you ;)   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jim Bakker really doesn't know how to apologize to poor Tammy Sue. Bryan & Krissy wonder if that is because of who he is or the anal diesel therapy they gave him in all seven prisons he was in... Cocaine! What movie scarred you for life? Bryan has been scarred by the preview for a new show It features Rory Caulkin’s massive penis Nothing like a dick smushed against a bowl of strawberries Let’s talk fucked up families Jim Bakker, the scammer of all scammers Tammy Faye → Tammy Sue Sorry for messing up your life, here’s a condo! Tammy Sue is a girl that thinks ahead! Shockingly, Jim still isn’t taking responsibility for his actions All he wanted was to hide her away in the attic You want royalties from something you did? Too damn bad! He takes pictures of his family to ALL the prisons he goes to! This is the worst apology in the history of apologies Nothing worse than an old white lady talking in your face Jim’s mustering those tears! 'When I touch you, I feel Jim' Preach it, Bryan! Someone scalped Tammy Sue!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You may not know it, but you'll definitely (not) love it, it's a Smoky Blumpkin! Is this what Bryan really thinks third base is? The world may never know... AI (via Bryan) is curing cancer now  Bryan’s AI boyfriend is very clingy TCB learns about Borgs It's all about that PR: Purge & Return Women are outdrinking men for the first time in history! 3rd base for Bryan is a Smoky Blumpkin A simple solution to binge drinking: just don’t put alcohol in your borg! Do men know how to wipe properly? Bryan found a man obsessed with maple syrup Maple syrup or Houstons honey butter… He’s hittin the bottle (of syrup) Freaky Eater Gen Z Doctor means business But for Daniel, “Maple syrup is my business” He’s not going to change just because JJ showed him some sugar! Sugar, it turns on the eyeball melting! He’s gonna borg this syrup This is his *jug* of choice From syrup to curry, a completely expected trajectory   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.     To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

If your first cousin has a baby with your other first cousin, does that make the baby your second cousin, once put back? Bryan & Krissy take on the rest of the Cousin Fuckers on their quest for acceptance, from both the state and Cousin Kathy, who will henceforth be known as the cousin of the incest cousins. The TCB intro song is, in fact, jammy! Once again, cocaine! Do you wipe your ass? If so, how? The ever present fight: Bryan vs Poop One woman on tiktok is getting rid of toilet paper in favor of a "family washcloth" The Great Toilet Paper Treaty of 2023 Back to the cousin fuckers! "You’re not supposed to fuck your first cousin, it’s just gauche” -Bryan Green, 2023 Top of our political list in America: let cousins fuck! It’s just icky First up, political backing Next on their list: Cousin Kathy Kathy doesnt want to be the cousin of the incest cousins! They *still* don’t understand science Kathy is a Karen Icon See you later? No. Aaaaaaand they’re pregnant   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.     To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan's not afraid to say it...he is against cousin-fucking! When all else fails, block those cousin-fuckers from the family facebook page. My left foot foots?  TCB has finally made it, because we’re getting spammed by Russian troll farms! The Evolution of Trolls Bryan & Krissy had a messy trip to Costa Rica in 2013 Krissy, rum, and a lovely conversation with the police The racoons ate Krissy’s birthday cake! Would you marry your cousin? Bryan found a documentary on two first cousins who are married If you can see the head of your penis through your jeans…leave those jeans at home First kiss, first crush, first love, first cousin Cool it, Angie! Taking it to the family facebook page Cousin Fuckers, by TCB These people do not understand science WE is now Cinemax After Dark To the park for a petition!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan's found himself a new AI boyfriend called Fakey B! He might not be able to engage in rim jobs, but he can definitely hit us with the zingers. How many people will you meet in your lifetime? There are lots of lonely people in this world Just make friends with AI What the hell is gooning? New TLC show: The Goon House The new TCB studio is actually just for Bryan to goon in  TCB has a new AI boyfriend called Fakey B  Fakey B wants to show Bryan how he would give him a rim job Fakey B is eerily similar to Bryan's past relationships AI has potential to be positive, but it's bound to take some turns for the worse first AI porn is giving porn stars a run for their money Krissy gets philosophical!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nothing screams 'cool and chill' like a hundred year old well that's maybe a portal to hell! Bryan & Krissy assess the ghostly situation at Bobby Mackey's and find that the best response to anyone talking about their hell portal is "huh, interesting". Hambone & Hoadley in the morning? It’s girl Scout Cookie Szn, and Bryan's not allowed around anybody else's cookies! He needs his Taggies! Krissy & Bryan are both guilty of spending money on vinyl Bryan reveals he spent an absurd amount of money on a really shitty recording He’s got the Modest Touch! The secondary watch market is booming Bryan laments the loss of his Mickey Mouse Swatch Watch It’s the return of Ghost Hunters! If a ghost tells you to go into the basement and dig…you should There are probably Tagalongs buried down there Should Bryan & Krissy start a ghost hunting show? What drove Carl to dig in the basement? We’re guessing meth. Leave the 100 year old well alone! Dont release the demon hounds on earth, ok? What’s the flow in Hell? There’s nothing scarier than a dirty bathtub Does neosporin help demon bites?   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Down with the podcast bros and up with AI porn? Bryan & Krissy wonder about the future of our world and Bryan's future in AI porn. Ever bought drugs out of an ice cream truck? Down with the podcast bros? TCB is back with more AI talk! Ai porn Is this the end of porn as we know it? Maybe, but TCB will be selling Bryan & Krissy pictures for your porn needs AI is just santa’s elves working away Tiktok is ruining conveyer belt sushi Krissy tells us the best way to crack an egg Patchouli…best or worst smell? Marlon update! Bryan thinks read receipts are designed to hurt peoples feelings TCB Editor Christina wonders who hurt him... Marlon & his Sugar Mama reconcile Are they in love?   For the full Marlon history, check out these episodes: 168: That Is One Cheap Wiener Wagon 183: The Crowd Goes WILD! 185: Nodes, Needs, and Dial-A-Dates! 265: Heart Wants What The Heart Wants 273: It's Just Me, Loving On ME! 287: Fishing For Marlin!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

There are so many ways to have a relationship. Poly is just one of them. But one Poly family calls themselves a "Closed Quad" prompting TCB to take a deeper look. Turns out the "Closed Quad" won't tell their children whose father is who....we smell a Maury appearance.   Bryan and Krissy are reading a lot about hot teachers sleeping with students Is sleeping with the "professor" still a thing? Teacher of The Year turns out not to be so good at her job MILF Manor is a show you can watch...if you can stomach it Seeking Brother Husband is a new TCB show and Bryan is stoked TCB is starting a new TV show named "Multiple Manor" TLC is Bryan's channel. We all think less of him for it Closed Quad is non-open Poly foursome Bryan is in a closed couple...so don't even ask! The closed quad won't tell their kids who father is who The gang wonders what happens the quad breaks up Are sleepovers over? Why can't Barrett know who his daddy is?!! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.     To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

O'Shagahans.. it might not be the best hotel in Vegas, but it sure is the most confusing! Bryan goes on a business trip to Vegas and wins big in an unexpected way. Bryan goes to Vegas! TCB is once again fighting on the front lines for airport ettiquette Bryan makes some interesting acquaintances on his flight.. When in Vegas, take a trip to an empty weed store Bryan goes to the “Casino” restaurant! Best food ever, even with the italian gangsters lurking in the corner Vegas is the true 24 hour city! Bryan hangs some ball air in his hotel window Turns out.. those windows are NOT mirrored Is Steve Wynn a dick? TCB has trouble with the word “bogglingly” Bryan has a wild LV airport story He might have made enemies of Bob & Tom from the plane, but he ended up winning big   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What happens when Theresa Caputo is fucking her husband and a ghost shows up? When the ghost joins in...that's called piggyfronting! Join Bryan & Krissy as they get back into their "thing" with Theresa Caputo. Bryan briefly attempts to discuss microchips & China Just like the US has a thing with China, TCB has a thing with Theresa Caputo Bryan explains TCB’s historical beef with Theresa She is definitey using audience plants Theresa's got a million ghosty pals Let's get piggyfronting! Bryan finds the main hole in her scam Does it get more general than “a mother figure?”  In a room full of women she asks…who had a husband? According to theresa, darling is not a common term Her favorite phrase is back...do you understand?! Theresa takes it way too far this time Theresa = Beetlejuice? Nonstop yammering yahoos abound! This is one of her shadiest “readings” yet   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy go back to East East Tennessee to watch Mountain Monsters hunt down the mysterious Smoke Wolves! It's been a minute, but Mountain Monsters doesn't disappoint, even if we can hardly understand what they are saying. Has Bryan found a worse podcast than TCB? One of the hosts is a bigfoot hunter! It's just TCB with a southern accent Mountain Monsters is back! They’re on the hunt for Smoke Wolves armed with only a can of gasoline Start a raging fire in the middle of the Tennessee woods, why not? Billy the camera man didn't sign up for this Just like TCB, Mountain Monsters keeps a notebook…with drawings and instructions too How do you chew steak with just one tooth?! Are they coyotes? Or just a speaker in the woods? Cue the funny banjo! The hunters become the hunted... Gum gum yum yum!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy get back to their roots to discuss Marlon and his *former* Sugar Mama, strip clubs, and Pete Davidson. Marlon's Sugar Mama is no more Dating an older person does have its benefits...those walkers are great for fucking! Break up jealousy is real! Bryan still loves Jason Momoa, even if he were banging Bryan's ex. Bryan was once down so bad that he took Krissy’s car in the middle of Bonnaroo to go see a girl he wasn't even dating He missed half of Radiohead and didn't even get laid! Krissy’s parents have been married three times…to each other The most expensive thing in a strip club is hope, of course! Pete Davidson reigns supreme again Now he's onto Ice Spice Bryan & Krissy revisit Theresa Caputo Is Pete Davidson the Warren Beatty of our time or the new Carrot Top? TCB's got a new game show idea: Sexes of the Exes!   For the full Marlon history, check out these episodes: 168: That Is One Cheap Wiener Wagon 183: The Crowd Goes WILD! 185: Nodes, Needs, and Dial-A-Dates! 265: Heart Wants What The Heart Wants 273: It's Just Me, Loving On ME! 287: Fishing For Marlin!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Believe it or not, being able to sing karaoke while receiving a hand job is a talent! They know all about it in Japan, and Bryan gives Krissy the scoop on Tekoki Karaoke. Later, TCB breaks out one of Bryan's old McDonald's training videos. 21 EPMs Everything’s phallic here at TCB! Where in the world is Chopper Johnson? What exactly is Tekoki Karaoke? Bryan wishes we could bring this to the US #ProstateHealth The sanitization standards for a show like this are very confusing If you can’t ask people about their jobs, what is there to talk about? Bryan doesn’t know how to talk about TCB out in the world The Commercial Break or The Crappy Book Club? Bryan was a paranoid stoner! The only hospital to be high at is one with a 24hr McDonalds What makes fast food in the US so bad? The training? The money? The vibes? Bryan shows Krissy one of his old McDonald’s training videos, featuring Michael Jordan ‘The Miseducation of Bryan Green,’ Bryan's upcoming memoir. Nothing like comparing the NBA to working at McDonald's Why not break the fourth wall while we’re at it? Barb…she’s got ideas Just be normal, it's a McDonald's training video!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nothing like hanging a little BA on a first date! The Love Connection provides again, giving Bryan & Krissy plenty of bare ass, ball air, and G-strings to discuss. Bryan’s new TLC obsession: Extreme Sisters These women take being twins way too seriously They have a shared boyfriend who must have sex with them together, 4 pumps a pop! Marlon update: they’re done! Once you hit that 9 month mark, things start to change... TCB gets back into The Love Connection This guy looks like a serial killer! A BOGO dinner coupon…good for a first date? Guy likes to be the center of attention Chuck’s got some zingers! Overnight camping on the first date? Unhinged! Worse yet, Guy breaks out the G-string! Bryan & Krissy find out what 'hanging BA' means This first date is full of wild antics.   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

With restaurants, it's all about the secret sauce: food, service, atmosphere, and the coke dealer at the end of the bar. Bryan & Krissy know all about it, and Bryan gives us the rundown on his latest Atlanta restaurant experience. Bryan realizes TCB will soon be a source of embarrassment for his son. The average penis size has increased by 30% Will this eventually put us in the metaverse? February is Krissy’s time to show up to TCB intoxicated! Bryan thinks Valentines day is a scam Are Bryan & Krissy the new AbFab? What makes the perfect restaurant? Bryan talks shit about an Atlanta restaurant…drama! The TCB Treaty is updated! Moral of the story…just go to Houston's!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan, Krissy, & Jim Bakker, our resident tech expert, go down the AI rabbit hole. ChatGPT might not be able to figure out what TCB is, but according to Jim, it's already under our skin creating a human robotic person! AI is here to take over the world From the AT&T answering service to ChatGPT, it's everywhere. AI could make its own version of The Commercial Break…but how hard is that? Bryan has already been banned from ChatGPT Chat GPT still doesn’t know what TCB is! Chat GPT may start a nuclear war By the way, ChatGPT goes by Sydney now, and it’s in love How do we explain GPT to old people? Jim Bakker (of Tammy Faye) explains this on his show 'We are the product' is the siren call for conspiracy theorists Mondo De La Vega and his massive dick are here to tell us about AI. “What is chat AI” It’s HUGE!  Normal people = older people? ChatGPT is either a mind, a computer, or a search engine. Apparently the goal is to become a human robotic person!  The worst part of this video is that these guys can’t seem to pronounce anything correctly. It's all going “under the skin” Stay tuned for a TCB outtake!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan and Krissy get deeper into John Anthony Lifestyle's threesome pulling techniques, and boy does he deliver! Turns out, all you need is an extremely hot Brazilian girlfriend to start kissing your third and you're in! John Anthony Lifestyle continues his threesome teaching moment Lucky for us, he offers a 30 minute coaching session Comment on a girl’s appearance, get her number, invite her to a barbecue, and you’re having a threesome! Brazil is learning SO much from John Anthony… Nothing like comparing trolling for threesomes and door-to-door sales John Anthony has a mentorship program, and we pray to the TCB Gods that it is online somewhere Teaching us how to get around non-compliance…um, what? John Anthony Lifestyle: Bedding, Furniture, & Threesomes No surprise, Brazil is the one actually pulling the girls Unlike John, Brazil actually respects consent! They have a secret signal…Cacaw! Her pussy’s wet!   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ever wanted a threesome? Of course, but someone is always going to feel left out. Fortunately Bryan & Krissy have found John Anthony Lifestyle to teach us about pulling threesomes. He can get 'em anywhere, even...the mall? All of our TCB listeners are trying to fuck more than one person at a time! Bryan paints a picture of his band's first show (besides the retirement home) Goth girls bring you nothing but trouble, Megan Fox included! Bryan’s so excited about Eric Andre and Emily Ratajkowski Sexy situations and...a little caprese? Threesomes hurt Bryan's feelings because he likes to be the star of the show!  TCB finds a couple to teach us how to get a threesome John Anthony Lifestyle and his extremely hot Brazilian girlfriend Pulling threesomes at the mall, an American pasttime All John Anthony wants is for his girlfriend to tell people how cool he is He's got 13,000 phone numbers in his phone and no one to call Carl needs this guy to chill! What better time to troll for threesomes than at Thanksgiving   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.    To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy know ALL about being each other's work-spouse, and after this many years there's just no escape. Almost everyone has a work-spouse, but it's not always as easy as Bryan & Krissy make it seem, and the people take to tiktok to air out their grievances! It's all fun and games until you introduce yourself as "the other love of his life" to your work husband's *actual wife.* TCB relives their work wife-work husband history. An ask TCB brought this back to the forefront…thanks Kate What's the difference between an emotional affair and a work spouse? Bryan, Krissy, and Jeff had a past life together as a FFM throuple Ask TCB: Kate and Tim's work husband dilemma. Bryan's advice: never walk out the door angry TCB reviews other work-spouse drama! Posting about it on tiktok is *definitely* the key to making it work... Finding a relationship where people are not jealous is a treasure Sometimes a work husband to your husband is just a pal   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy reminisce on their very professional career in sales, and bring back an old favorite: Paul Cruz! Pauly P introduces us to the "tripod of sales," which really feels more like a triangle. Groucho Marx makes an appearance on TCB Bryan & Krissy are blown away by technology! TCB relives their chaotic Clear Channel days. A nurse in Germany was so hungover that they gave patients extra drugs and ended up killing two people Hoadley takes us back to her hotel impossible days The trouble with sales jobs... Paul Cruz Sales Agency returns The tripod of sales (spoiler alert: its a triangle) Pauly P likes the intimacy of phone calls Paul teaches us how to find something in common with potential clients Do the 7 pillars of sales include a call to D? The secret to sales: the old razzle dazzle Just tell them you also get these phone calls…boom, closed TCB Outake: TCB LOVES Germany! (But y'all just weird in bed...)   LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Is there something lacking in your sex life? Maybe it’s mind-gasms! TCB answers an Ask TCB and gets into the ITV special on having orgasms by just thinking about them. Bryan & Krissy question the ITV presenters' motives.   Bryan believes the Juggalos are his people and they share a favorite sit-com! If you’ve never had an orgasm with your partner…could you get over it? A TCB listener faces this struggle. Sister husbands or YBryan3000 may cum in handy. It’s 2023, it’s time to get on board with sex toys! Let’s take this offline, TCB is feeling #blessed ITV provides again with a woman who can orgasm with just her mind. Tantra, the magic word, resurfaces. Full body orgasms entrance the ITV hosts. Tantra workshops remind TCB of the suspiciously un-erect cuddle party from episodes past. Bryan wants to be the ONLY one to give his partner an orgasm, but now he sounds like Frankie B! Relaxation is the key to orgasm, but Bryan & Krissy will still be your sexual surrogates. TCB now has a live call-in phone line! Available Tuesday-Thursday at 775-TCB-LIVE     LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.   To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Give your preacher your money and all your problems will be solved...right? TCB takes on the prosperity preachers once again, but this time they learn that there's more to these preachers than just money. They're all about that Upper Midwest Faith Explosion! What, you might ask, is exploding at this shindig? Only experience will tell... Bryan teaches his children that he made this earth, and he rules with an iron fist. Keith Moore is the world's biggest scammer. Shockingly, you can spread the word of God WITHOUT scamming people! Bryan and Krissy's origin story consists of 30 beers and a baby. Mike McGraw was going to church way before you were. The Upper Midwest Faith Explosion...in Karl's pants. Why give tithe when you could simply claim it? Jerry Seville WILL take your money. Jerry's *very important notebook* appears to be empty! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's clear that most people have $350K laying around waiting for a purpose. Frankie B here is to take that money and put it to good work! He's invented a way to make money while you watch football without doing any work. His patented Salon Suiis System is going to change your life. He is SURE of it. Just ask him. The never ending episode train has started down the tracks The uvula is annoying...and TCB has one Blue is acting out, again! Henry Fonda makes his triumphant return to TCB Henry is ready to help TCB get over the 200 download hump Henry wants to visit Hoaldey's "storage unit" When basketballs are just balls that are really swollen TCB makes exactly 2 episodes into the season before breaking out Frankie B Frankie has a full-proof way to make money Salon Suiis are basically printing money! Frank needs just $350K to get started TCB wonders when exactly Frankie works! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's probably news to every TCB listener that Dr. Phil endorsed the podcast! TCB was young and it needed the press. As the new season starts Bryan breaks out an old ad the good doctor read for The Commercial Break. And it worked! Bryan & Krissy wonder...what's up with the TCB audience?? Season #4 is here! Dr. Phil is retiring after 30 years of daytime TV Dr. Phil is a cow doctor The Commercial Break once paid the TV doctor to do an endorsement Bryan's mom is finally proud of her son! Who is the most interesting daytime TV talk show host? #Blessed is cursed Why is everyone moaning behind the TV preachers? TCB digs into the feedback People do NOT like the "best of" episodes Bryan attends the podcast conference and the worst panel ever TCB now has 200 downloads... according the moderator of the comedy panel Krissy gets a new storage unit An Ask TCB kicks off the new season. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy are back with new episodes on Monday Feb 6th 2023 for TCB Season #4!  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices