We’re covering creatures of all kinds at TCB: giraffes, cats, a vampire Chupacabra, Big Foot, and the infamous possum. Check your panties! Storytime with Bryan A safari moment Giraffe tongue strength Mother Giraffe sacrifice De-clawing cats is cruel!!! Mountain Monsters A bloodsucking vampire Chupacabra That guy is all pupils Num num num (my no teeth sounds) Gun safety to the wayside Shake the camera, play some sound effects, and you’ve got a chase! Big Foot: One Call That’s All! Big Foot & Chupie  TCPossum LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

If there’s one thing Bryan’s gonna do, it’s watch 90 Day Fiance. Lucky for us, one of listeners provides us with piping hot tea.  The Kelce Brothers are talking about leg washing baby possums/opossums Joro spiders Spiderpocalyspe Chill with Frankie! Hitster Mental Health Awareness Month Also Pride TW: death by suicide 90 Day Fiance & a coincidence in our texts A terrible businessman Bryan loves drama (as if that was a secret) LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Controversy abounds for Bryan & Krissy! Possums? No possums? What constitutes a ride or die? What is a Pearl Jam poster really worth? Questions we may never have answered. Our cup runneth over Wilford Brimley PossumLover54 Bryan talks more shit about possums A pickled Dr. Pepper Oysters Rockefeller The antique store perv Sticking things up your bum Gerbil Gere Antiquing Joe’s Tour Bryan tries to sell his Pearl Jam posters LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joe Dombrowski joins Bryan & Krissy to talk about stand-up, the gay dad supremacy, and possum slander. FYI Bryan doesn’t write these show notes Lenny Kravitz has been celibate for 9 years Astrid is leaving Bryan for Lenny Teacher trauma Joe’s getting married Joe’s stand-up journey Sticking around after going viral Bryan gets something wrong (no surprise) Joe’s upcoming tour Nervous poops A midlife comedy crisis Joe’s vision! Gay dad supremacy! Possum slander Once again, Bryan doesn’t write the show notes, it's me, Christina 🥲 JOE DOMBROWSKI: https://thejoedombrowski.com/ Joe’s Instagram Tour Dates Social Studies LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Frankie’s back, and he’s giving nutritional advice…including 25 scoops of whey protein a day. People looking older than they are Big Water Dune 2 Teletherapy Ketamine Ayahuasca is calling Bryan Frankie’s back! And he’s parasailing Frankie needs his amino acids Creatine and a penis pump keep Frankie going Why is Bryan mad about frozen berries? We may never know Two blueberries and a 19yo club girl One day, our paths will cross… LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nothing says “manners,” like a house full of lentil farts! Bryan & Krissy bring it all today with a Storytime With Bryan, some radio reminiscence, and Big Parsley slander. The Greens have the lentil farts If Bryan went to church he would fart there Storytime with Bryan! Some unprocessed trauma A little TCB advice Table manners Change them early Bob’s! Don't look at our reviews Everyone’s a real estate entrepreneur Big Parsley! Big Parsley’s number one supporter: Producer Christina LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Safe Zone" gets a whole new meaning on this episode of The Commercial Break... Bryan should have gone to school Falling from great heights Storytime with Bryan Bryan’s shaking in his boots Baby Reindeer 90 Day Fiance: Love in Paradise “Live” sperm donation It’s a safe zone! Getting lost on the AT Bryan’s upcoming transatlantic journey Good for the whales! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan’s crush <3 Bryan’s math aint mathing… JoJo Siwa Drinking around Epcot Cutting your own hair Christopher Nolan’s movies The start of Reno 911 Working a day job until The Goldbergs The DVD extras of Bridesmaids (!!!) The Goldbergs Comic Con Big City Greens The Quantum Witch on Jojo Siwa WENDI MCLENDON-COVEY: St. Denis Medical debuts on NBC this fall! Watch Big City Greens Lookout for Big City Greens, The Movie: Spacecation on June 6th LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Krissy is out having fun in Memphis and Bryan is just out of a broken tooth! So on this Friday Infomercial Bryan & Krissy speak with comic, podcaster and Podcast Magazine Award Winner (yes... it's a thing. A very lame thing!), Gianmarco Soresi! Gianmarco's HOT weblink! Follow him on Instagram Tour Dates and Info The Downside Podcast __ Text TCB or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-TCB Watch TCB on Youtube Check out our website Follow us on INSTAGRAM: @thecommercialbreak | @bryanwgreen | @tcbkrissy Follow us on TIKTOK: @tcbpodcast ___ Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy might be strategizing about the interwebs, but I (producer Christina) am concerned about his upcoming dental work! Baby Reindeer SPOILERS Love Is Blind article The New York - Dublin portal Bryan would be good on Daisy of Love (deadass) Accidentally going live Dads in Spain being bad Bryan & Krissy’s expense reports Nuclear, pronounced: /ˈno͞oklēər/ Bryan’s got a bad tooth The roots are in his sinuses! Bryan’s upcoming tooth extraction…we are concerned LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Here at TCB, we cold call after 12 jager bombs, and we're damn good at it! A Bluey poncho & a hot dog stand Storytime with Bryan Bryan tried to put on a festival He was in his flop era Old people are getting wild “Personal use” If your dad is wild, let us know Ozempic face Jagerfaced cold calling Espresso martinis are the new jagerbombs Raising kids hungover Daddy wants to go to a festival! Pooping in a bookstore Your vagy nerve goes oogie boogie Chilis Technology! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Badge Banger herself joins Bryan & Krissy to talk about crowd work drama, stalkers, & firewives. Washing legs & brushing teeth Just…wash your legs Bryan…please Plants or crowd work? David Blaine creeps Bryan out Bryan is obsessed with boobs! Rachel’s stance on leg washing She’s barely holding on Quaking with fury while wearing a marvelous floral scarf Challenge coins The double bird Shitting in the mercedes Cocky preschool teachers A little bit of stalking The Red Dragon A lot of bit of stalking Rachel’s husband and Bryan are total opposites Deano does the electric RACHEL FEINSTEIN: https://rachel-feinstein.com/ Big Guy The Godless Things I’ve Done Only Wh*res Wear Purple DM Rachel things to do with a toddler in your city LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy App To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're out here in these streets, and everybody is wilding! There's chaos in the air, and Bryan is breathing in deep! Maycember Bus drivers of yore Everyone's an asshole on these streets Bryan prays for “justice” Marv Dong Mcgillicuddy Bobbleboners! Watching hentai at the baseball game Pitch clock People getting punched in New York The New York-Dublin portal Horrifying Whole Foods story The violence against women is never ending LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What does "I f*** like a Ford Ranger" mean to you? The world may never know. Selling the show Cromedy This is a show about FRIENDSHIP Radio sales partying If you were a car, what would you fuck like? A threesome Bryan should have taken part in He was SCARED! Krissy’s a Jaguar! Jaguars Seeking sister wives Man children Careful of the STIs… MILF Manor Madonna concert drama Ticketmaster Yuckles! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Let's break the internet! Bryan's gonna wash his legs & then TCB is going to host Netflix is a Joke from behind a curtain! Bryan! Krissy! Wash your legs! Don't fear the butt hole Pumice stone We don't want the crowd to turn on us Netflix is a joke Get TCB to host Netflix is a Joke 2025 Don't give Bryan a master mute button The Roast of Tom Brady Strip mall jack shacks Bryan launches accusations Show research Bryan KNOWS sports!!!!! Heart in Charlotte They’re going straight to hell LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mo Gilligan joins Bryan & Krissy for good vibes and worldwide comedy. Mo Gilligan Prop betting & betting bans We don’t need any more addictions Bryan tries to say he’s not a perv… Cold plunges Tiktok & Instagram Connecting to your audience Breaking through to television Being on TV 4 times in one day Getting a Netflix special Life changing moments Taking your comedy worldwide Bryan campaigns for David Schwimmer LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app MO GILLIGAN: https://mogilligan.com/ The Big Narstie Live Shows To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy are Certified Ruffians, and you can become one too! Just pay $69.99 for our Certified Ruffians Course. Instagram entrepreneurs Hobby hopping! Bryan the rock climber Cocaine plans Let’s go roller skating Porno or Pacino! Old pornos or bust Mouth noises Stand Up Guys Throbinhood… Lemon Stealing Whores! Bryan, the pause pervert The streaming orgy OJ Simpson  Certified Ruffians Become a ruffian! Take our course! Let us know if you would come to a live show  LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy might not actually be boomers, but they sure do act like it! Get your boomer news here, and also from The Daily Mail. We may have put too many ads in our show last year… It’s amazing we have nay listeners The summer of love & the winter of our discontent Your favorite grocery store Bryan & Krissy go full boomer Sketchy veneers BBLs gone wrong Dental drama (producer Christina needs another root canal…help me!) Bryan’s reading the Daily Mail…that’s so boomer of him A horrifying dental story Botched plastic surgery & body mods Dolphin Bryan LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We may be in the wrong industry, but do you think we could make some cash dunking Bryan in a dunk tank online? Some light insta stalking Bryan’s radio start 96.7 The Legend The Facebook algorithm People you may know… Unboxing the BAG Bryan should do a dunk tank on an ig live Bryan the stage dad Prostate meds unboxing coming up! Bryan, your jealousy is showing… The Girth Master? A real life coke can Let your kids make their own decisions Girth Master 2: Return of The Girth Master LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re going to politely mug Daniel & Henry so we can have all their Beanie Babies and make a TCB fortune! Henry Hall & Daniel Thrasher Would anyone come to our show? Beanie Babies Billionaires and collectibles The wealth bunkers “Securitized”  Friday Night Dinner → Dinner With The Parents On set pranks Auditioning & getting the parts Maths! Filming in London Getting politely mugged Carol Kane White House Plumbers Henry double cheeked up More Beanie Babies Merch drop soon? HENRY & DANIEL: Watch Dinner With The Parents on Freevee Daniel's Links Henry's Links LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s a video breakdown Friday, so prepare to get yelled at by Bryan, the guy in the video, and the voices in your head! Mouth kissing (young people are not okay with this -Christina) If you would come to a show in central florida, let us know! Collectibles worth nothing Beanie Babies Mountain monsters meets Beanie Babies The net! The $400 Maple Bear Cash in that 401k So much yelling! How many people are still stuck with their beanie babies Snort, Spike, Spinner, Spunky, & Stinky Bryan & Krissy eat crow! The Beanie Break We are flabbergasted LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Astrid leaves Bryan for literally one day…and all hell breaks loose. Is a middle aged man equipped to handle five to eighteen children for sixteen hours? Absolutely not! Krissy Keanu Reeves & Bryan Tom Cruise That 70s Show Kristi Noem the dog (and goat) murderer Bryan’s bird story Bugs (again) Dad of the Year realizes Astrid is superior Bryan’s children have learned that he is inept (in the kitchen) Bryan tries to parent in the morning Instagram Dads Ponytail panic The kids are not alright! Bryan weaponizes his incompetence All hail Astrid! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sgrundle: noun - a combination of the ball sack and perineum (colloquially known as the “grundle”). You’re welcome. Ciggies and cigars Airport security Getting jailed in Turks and Caicos RiverBeat music festival! A sac tap A blind sgrundle sniffing Barbecue contests Sleep-cations Keeping your kids awake Tiktok Social scores Apple gaggles Quantum cock The Quantum Witch returns! Christopher Nolan LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Leslie Liao joins Bryan & Krissy to chat about her path to stand-up, working at Netflix, her sexual awakening, and bugs. Scrotch Tape Robin Leach: Champagne Wishes & Caviar Dreams Leslie Liao Verified Stand-Up (Leslie Liao, Rosebud Baker, Dulce Sloan, Gianmarco Soresi) Everyday coffee Eclipse drama Later in life stand-up Working at Netflix Going from the office to the stage The Tonight Show Being in your 30s Dealing with people who don’t like you D’angelo The Leslie Show Bugs! Bryan’s interview snafus LESLIE: Tour https://leslieliao.komi.io/ Watch Leslie on Verified Stand-Up on Netflix LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You know when people say they’ve got their finger on the pulse? Well TCB is the opposite of that. But, what we do have our finger on is Theresa Caputo’s hair! We love Kyle Kinane Giggly Squad on tour Clue the movie Howard Finster Friday night dinner → Dinner With The Parents Bryan is officially done with 90 Day Fiance Royal Crackers Theresa Caputo on The Kelly Clarkson Show Bounty hunter hair A slap, a kick, and a death for Theresa! Theresa has to continue because we need content Krissy with the hard-hitting questions Takes a thirsty one to know a thirsty one The Soul Awards Theresa's motto: Talk Shit, Get Hit LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Spooky season came early, because the Quantum Witch is here to explain quantum computing in a completely cool and chill way. A chiropractor meth orgy Don’t drink and drive! Coachella Paris Hilton playing cornhole (get ur bag, sis) Bryan & Krissy use Google! Prince being incredible Bob Seger’s electric underpants Respect RESPECT Bryan & Krissy don’t know that Dancing On My Own is a pillar of the gay community 33 Penis not featured </3 Bryan’s list of best songs ever Quantum Computing Sciiiieeeence Bryan tries to explain quantum physics and quantum computing The quantum witch LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy run the gamut from poignant children’s media to social media nipples to humble brags on facebook.  Bluey We’ve got the warm and fuzzies Bandit For President! Dirt Nap got great reviews Matt Rife makes dv jokes and that's why people don't like him The instagram nipple rules The talk Having daughters Seeing women as human beings Social media predators People are going crazy in the suburbs Bryan is in a very judgmental mood Facebook: only good for marketplace Yahoos on Facebook Keeping up with the Joneses LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Kyle Kinane joins Bryan & Krissy to chat about following your dreams when nothing else is working out, Paul Giamatti, and the joys of being self-effacing. Polycules/Polecules We can’t get through whole article anymore 800 Pound Gorilla & Dirt Nap We are judgmentally pro-polycule The 7 year college experience Mike Tyson vs Paul Giamatti Hair metal Downers in the burbs Car stick figures Bitcoin Illegal activities The shackles of marriage Be the dick in the story Kyle’s start in comedy Jesus? Drugs? KYLE: Dirt Nap No Accounting For Taste (podcast) Tour https://kylekinane.com/ LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You want to see Bryan's old body? Subscribe to our Friendly Fans Only (no creeps)! It's the only way we make any money. Soaking Soak it, don’t poke it! The prostate Bryan wants to get catfished He’s a super-soaker Friendly Fans Only A 27 year old has his first kiss Everything “butt” Never kissing a man We don’t think he is prepared for this They’re not in the same league He was too stunned The listerine strips are a bit much Poor bastard LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What's a dussy, you ask? Bryan will let you in on Dune's big secret, and you, too, will wish you had never heard it! The eclipse NextDoor on the eclipse We got some sweetie pie emails Dune, Timothee, & Zendaya The Dune popcorn buckets Men being disgusting Illegal advice from Bryan Someone needs to stop Bryan from making slurp noises A gross theater experience Swingin’ Richards Saluting! Bryan initiates a very unofficial typing test Do Bryan & Krissy know about actual typing tests where you don't count the words yourself? Bryan fights a possum LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy find themselves another Adam The Liar Lyons video, and learn that they have to create drama to get women. Gypsy Rose Blanchard Intermittent fasting Hurricane Katrina Bryan shouldn’t get into politics Bryan’s mom tries to get in touch Adam the Liar and his wife talk to other PUAs The liar stays lying! Adam’s got himself a boner The essence! Relationship Oscar talk by Adam Creating drama to get women Let Kelvin’s tongue do the work Channel the drama Triple G represent LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Preacher Lawson joins the crew at TCB to discuss big bladder energy, jokes gone array, and being known as The Booty Dude. Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul Morning breath These men can’t have water before bed Big Bladder Energy Preacher getting fired Getting written up for being funny Loving Vegas Trying out a thin mustache Proving yourself right Auditioning for AGT The Booty Dude PREACHER LAWSON: Preacher's tour My Name Is Preacher (new special) LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What do hot dog water, high colonics, and AI sex hotlines have in common? We don't know either, but that's what Bryan & Krissy are discussing. Jeff’s Jokes™ Atlanta smells like weed The war on preschool? A pragmatic pragmatist Why isn’t NextDoor on Jimmy Kimmel yet 711 hot dog seltzer Bryan judging the hot dog seltzer from his high horse High colonics & isolation tanks Circadian rhythms Bryan learns about emotional labor Krissy’s a good sexter The TCB Sext Hotline An AI Sexbot The history of Fakey B Bryan, an accidental joke stealer LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

There's nothing quite like reading through suburban NextDoor, and the best people to guide you through that journey are, of course, Bryan & Krissy. The old diatribe Our best reviews Venezuelan propaganda Snapchat sidebar NextDoor is where it’s at baby Downtown NextDoor vs suburban NextDoor Co-sleeping Barbara Corcoran’s bedroom situation Shark Tank Joanna Hausmann is coming back to the show! Masters talk Golf drama! Snowman rules? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy return to another old faithful today: TLC & the many dramas of sister wives and God’s Plan. We’re scared! Conjoined twins One of them got married Bryan & Krissy need a lesson on conjoined twin anatomy Seeking Sister Wives A really old Ask TCB Leah’s probably had 18 tinder boyfriends by now Like Troy, Bryan is Breakin’ Free Bryan wants you to know he is sensitive Fuck-a-doodle-doo Garrick? It’s not God’s Plan, It’s Garrick Plans God ain’t worried about Garrick A murder! We got you a gym membership LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Neal Brennan has a new special on Netflix, and the first place he came to discuss it is The Commercial Break...right? A screener account P Diddy The bridge collapse (eclipse season) NFTs Doing ayahuasca by a six flags Irish Catholic Crazy athletes & sports that should be illegal Breaking norms Mike Tyson coming out of retirement Writing for nickelodeon Peanut butter and fluff Exposure therapy NEAL: Watch Neal’s special Crazy Good on Netflix! Neal’s website LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

An important lesson when you're on the hunt for a Sheepsquatch: always check your thermals. Bryan & Krissy are back on the ground with Mountain Monsters. Being middle of the pack Bryan feels close to Conan A half-cryo machine The Tour de Fra Mr. D Everybody in the closet! The Poptart Story Mountain Monsters He’s got them huge horns Sneaky little sheepsquatch... HYAH! Shake that camera Don't swallow yer damn tobacco Plum outta dodge Bryan wants hard evidence LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We went in expecting Mountain Monsters, but came out with The Legend of Willy. It's a big day for TCB. Cold plunges & cold showers Roman baths A confusing pair of breasts Fan request! Mountain Monsters, The Moth Man! Huck, Buck, Suck, & Fuck Buck went DOWN What’s the first thing you want to see after you pass out and why is it Huckleberry and Jeff? Podcast misinformation WILLY RETURNS! Jaah! Jaah! The biggest bug zapper ever built The Mountain Monsters Murder Mystery What is this little noise? Mountain monsters + commercial break = no research Be into bridges LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan's tiny mouse brain can only do so much! Today, though, he uses it for his billion dollar idea: TCBets! Stoner movies Does Kristin Wiig hate us? The Bachelor making us cry Tv hugs The Dodgers, their pitcher & his interpreter Casinos aren’t in the business of losing The Shohei Break Shohei Ohtani Betting Krissy’s the ultimate Playa Bryan’s billion dollar idea Getting hoodwinked Willy Brain Bryan Who is in charge of commercial statistics? Pre-washing LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan & Krissy discuss life, love and the pursuit of bad movies with comedian, actor and now AUTHOR, with overall nice guy Paul Scheer! Keeping Up With Kanye Best Week Ever Paul Scheer! Commercials are the OG tiktok Not making the bed Chip Whistler Disney adults Mr. Podcast America How did How Did This Get Made get made? Making darkness lighter Signing 3000 postcards Paul’s acting career The Art of the Deal Naked Attraction & Sex Box The Cheesecake Factory of Podcasts Paul Scheer: PaulScheer.com Get Paul's Book Join Paul's Substack Listen To Paul's Much Funnier Podcast Sponsors of This Episode: PrizePicks: America's #1 Fantasy Sports Platform | Download The App Today & Use The Code TCB for First Deposit Match of Up To $100 Show Links: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bryan’s dad senses are tingling, and he’s got some life lessons to deal out. It’s festival season in Atlanta He is Moon Taxi Old people were raging Bryan’s father instincts kick in You can always tell who’s dealing Day blow/night blow Costco & the extra fridge Bryan won’t buy meat at Costco Eating at Costco Hot dogs every damn day We’re on a food theme Mcdonalds is in the real estate game Krispy Kreme in Mcdonalds Simple syrup milkshakes LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Kids: thankless little mongrels, until they find their long lost Daddy Flaviato. Hot dogs & burgers A food rabbit hole Bryan desecrated ramen Oprah, weight watchers, and ozempic Sriracha drama Fake spring 2.0 Don’t buy your kids toys! Lamborghini heiresses? Get your bag, sis Daddy Flaviato You can pay us to stop! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode is formally dedicated to Willy Green, beloved pet rat. RIP. Pornhub’s age verification He was a phish out of water Bryan’s pet rat, Willy Don't free Willy! Bryan’s kids know how to use his phone better than he does Bryan likes plot in his porn Yacht carpet replacement Topless beaches Bryan saw a porn getting filmed Mutual masturbation: it’s bro bonding! Dragon pearls… Lubin’ Toobin Facetime is different! We don't judge anybody, we judge everybody! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The legend that is Margaret Cho joins Bryan & Krissy for a TCB Infomercial. Top 50 stand up comics of all time Women should have rights The you be you community The worst thing Margaret has ever tasted Soursop & stink fruit Still bombing Watching comedy with her dad The musicality of comedy Margaret’s upbringing Kink as a way to not spread HIV Being a bad dominatrix The kinkiest kink! A penis basketball Her current tour Lucia! MARGARET CHO: https://margaretcho.com/ Tour Watch her be your dream gyno on Life & Beth on Hulu LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On This special bonus TCB episode drop, Bryan introduces Superfly: From the hosts and creators of Fly on the Wall we give you Superfly. Dana and David team up once again, this time with or WITHOUT guests, to riff on current events, pop culture, trending clips, and audience submissions. Kick back, relax, and enjoy the comedy, absurdity, and impressions from your favorite duo. This time ON VIDEO!  Find Superfly on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/@flyonthewallpod, on the free Audacy app, and everywhere you listen to your podcasts! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's our 500th episode!!!! Hambone & Hoadley in the Morning are back! 500 Episodes! Let's round it out with Frankie... Quite Frankie 5 Signs that she's cheating on you! You're just scared of pussy! Crank it Where are the facts! We want Frankie to host Cheaters It's only ass cheating Living in Frankie's head would be...very bad Bust their ass out! If she has a phone, she's cheating! He do got more LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It was a tootin' n snootin' kind of morning for Bryan the other day...should he lean into it? We are convivial! Krissy’s changing her pillows regularly Bryan’s stressed about the dust mites Bryan’s nap requirements are going in the treaty Bryan’s talking about Bobbi Althoff, but got the facts wrong Acne made Bryan funny Bryan’s zit Cocaine nose Toot n snoot Hangxiety is science Clooney’s tequila Shots LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ah, the early Bryan & Krissy years! We revisit some past St. Patty's day parties and discuss the history of Olympians getting it in. Thank you to our listeners <3 Bryan shouts out our listeners Grocery delivery We’ve got another Bryan story! The St. Patty’s Yuengling Party of the Century Bryan saves the day Savannah St. Patrick’s day Mystery helicopters! The Atlanta Olympics No sex allowed? There will be sex in the city of love! Bryan should have been an olympian LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us   212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A.  Producer: Gustavo B.  To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices