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Hello My Name is Gloria

Hello My Name is Gloria

HELLO AND WELCOME BACK! Giddy up, take a first sip and bear with the Buttonista as she works through a few sound hiccups in a new setup in front of the Christmas tree to keep the holiday spirit alive and a'kickin. From Marry Me Chicken to Make a Wish, childhood memories to picking up a new national sponsor, it's always an interesting, unpredictable train ride when you tune into a new show on the holy day, #ThankGodItsTuesday. As always, thank you for being here and don't forget to subscribe so you never miss an episode and review the shit out of the show just to be nice!!!EPISODE NOTES:The "Happy Place" (0:15)Nobody Asked Me, But... (1:04)A flashback into the Buttonista's childhood performances (3:50)Cancel the stigma of being the center of attention!!! (4:58)Breaking news from the Times Union: The Albany West Elm is closing (8:52)QUICK holiday update, I swear (18:52)Make a Wish: Holiday Girls Night (20:33)The real reason the real Christmas tree turned out so well (22:18)The Buttonista is going #National and getting MANSCAPED! (25:39)Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite.We gotta stop this train (25:58)Making "Marry Me Chicken" (31:47)Whatever you do, don't get your fashion advice from Selling Sunset on Netflix (37:15)
43:1607/12/2021
Chasing Friday: All About The Holidays

Chasing Friday: All About The Holidays

This is the first-ever mini(ish) episode of the Buttonista Podcast, affectionately titled Chasing Friday for a special end-of-week release. The BUTTONISTA is here to answer all of your Christmas and holiday-related questions as we continue to gear up for the most wonderful freakin' time of year.HOLIDAY TRADITIONS (2:41)PARDON THE INTERRUPTION (10:22)THOUGHTS ON SECRET SANTA (15:12)LOCAL EXPERIENCE GIFTS (24:57)HOLIDAY EVENTS AND NEW YEAR'S EVE PLANS (30:40)Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite.
39:0103/12/2021
Chatty Cathy Can't Answer All The Questions

Chatty Cathy Can't Answer All The Questions

Episode mother freaking 65 coming your way on the holy day, #ThankGodItsTuesday. This week, the Buttonista is EXCITED to officially launch some limited edition Buttonista merchandise for you to rep your favorite weekly podcast in the 518 and beyond. We're talking about the one product she can't live without, who in her family is putting her early bird reputation to shame, and of course taking some time to answer some (key word: some) of the questions from Instagram this week. THIS PART IS IMPORTANT - stay tuned for a MINI(ish) episode coming later this week to get to the rest. See you BEFORE next Tuesday!EPISODE NOTES:Nobody Asked Me, But... (0:52)Buttonista merchandise on sale now (3:05)The Dyson Dilemma and why you need a cordless vacuum in your life (9:00)Senior Buttonista - The Ultimate Early Bird (10:12)When will "lefty shaming" end?! (16:33)A very nervous dog mom moment (19:02)Your questions answered, brought to you by the Times Union  (24:30)Question 1: Update on the Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian situation (25:25)Question 2: Is there an appropriate age to have kids? "LOL" (33:10)Question 3: What's in (and out) for home decor for 2022? (48:14)I DIDN'T GET TO THE REST OF THE QUESTIONS!!!! HOLIDAY EDITION MINI EPISODE COMING LATER THIS WEEK (59:15)Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite.
01:00:1330/11/2021
Bird Brain

Bird Brain

Hello, hello and happy short week! The Buttonista is a little off schedule heading into Thanksgiving , which is sure to be filled with outdoor temperature Miller Lite, Turkey Trottin' through Troy and sawing down Christmas trees somewhere in the Hudson Valley. This is a special morning show edition (short week, ok?!) where the Buttonista takes her first few, #FirstSipClub sips with you LIVE on the podcast so please forgive her for flubbing her words and talking too much about Joe Exotic. It's a SHORT WEEK OKAY?!Nobody Asked Me, But... (1:28)This is NOT the Today Show (2:15)Officially Miller Lite at Outside Temperature Season (3:48)Season 2 of Tiger King: We're doing it (6:27)Season 2 of Selling Sunset: We're doing it (9:22)The different kinds of holiday season stress (11:56)The Buttonista's introduction to yard work (16:06)At-home massage therapy (23:24)Greenwich Tractor Parade (30:23)Get the scoop on shopping local in the Hudson Valley with the Times Union (34:17)The hunt for the real Christmas tree (35:24)Black Friday/Small Business Saturday shopping tips for gifts...and for yourself (39:09) Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite and a digital or print copy of the Times Union.
46:1323/11/2021
F*ck Off

F*ck Off

Thank GOD It's Tuesday! The Buttonista is back at it again from the Big Yellow Chair with a whole lotta peaks and pits to share this early in the week. Christmas decorations are low in inventory, but there is one thing that is being spotted in EXCESS quantity at the stores lately that is causing the Buttonista and the Sr. Buttonista a bit of worry. Nobody asked for this amount of hot takes, f*ck offs and random tangents, but here we have it. Grab your panties and go on another adventure as you stream the latest episode of the show.EPISODE NOTES:Nobody Asked Me, But... (0:22) Capital Region's Best Dressed Reminder (2:30) Aunt Kathy's Soup Season (3:51) Bringing back the Peaks and the Pits (6:08) Investigative Report: The Malty Panty Tree (6:28) Constant "up" and "down" directional confusion (8:06) The Christmas Peak: Faux Tree Dreams (10:50) Your weekly "inventory is low" reminder - shop early!! (14:20) The one thing there WAS too many of at the store (15:29) Plausible answers for why you are bringing your man shopping (17:25) The Lasagna Incident of 2021 brought to you by Times Union (20:50) When the new show hits different (30:20) Pit #2: What I've missed out on by not watching Succession on HBO (31:15) Introducing Harvest2Homes to the Buttonista Podcast (35:09) Am I going to be out of a job soon? (38:34) Toss your Airpods and grab the cords if you wanna be cool again, apparently (43:44) Thank you for listening to this show instead of Al Roker's podcast (48:32) Brought to you by Miller Lite.
52:1416/11/2021
Bridges Freeze First

Bridges Freeze First

THANK GOD IT'S TUESDAY! Welcome back to another episode of The Buttonista Podcast where it's a little mix between a tiptoe and a sprint into the holiday season. The excitement is here in the crisp, late fall air and the Thanksgiving turkeys are thinking we've forgotten about them with all of the Christmas trees that were hoisted up in houses this past weekend. This week, there's a little shade thrown on Daylight Saving, a heartfelt PSA to watch for deer on the roads, and 5 random things #NobodyAsked for but still just need to be said by the Buttonista. Don't forget to subscribe, like and share the sh*t out of this podcast and tell all your friends or your Aunt Kathy!EPISODE NOTES:Nobody Asked Me, But... (0:29)Essentia Water says success doesn't define you (4:07)Life: Is it about the journey or the destination? (4:25)Activating your "Deer-dar" during dusk (6:27)Are we good with Daylight Saving? (6:52)Slide in the DMs if you want to talk about Succession on HBO (8:30)Back to the Deer-dar (8:55)Now entering 'Tis the Season territory (13:57)The Buttonista still believes (17:02)Don't forget about Thanksgiving PSA (17:55)Turkey Day restaurant recommendations (19:39)What to wear for your family Christmas card photos (23:07)5 Random Things brought to you by Crossgates (31:33)The sweetest Sunday text ever (32:30)WARNING: SKIP THIS SIP BREAK (36:06-36:13)A sneaker washing PSA (36:25)The three most important Taylors in your life (38:49)Enter to win the CDTA Career Kit with the Times Union (42:46)Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite.
44:0209/11/2021
We've Been Through A Lot These Past 18 Months

We've Been Through A Lot These Past 18 Months

Thank GOD It's Tuesday! Did you need a minute? Nobody Asked Me, but you better buckle up for another episode of the Buttonista Podcast, where the hairs on the back of your neck (or your legs) might start to stand up after a few spooky stories surrounding the past weekend of Halloween activities. This week, we recap the weekend, dish out a few decor-driven shopping tips, keep it real, funny and hydrated AF with the first sips of Miller Lite to get us through the week until Chasing Friday is complete. Listen now and don't forget to subscribe so you never miss an episode, and review the show so your friends hop on the TGIT train too.EPISODE NOTES:Nobody Asked Me, But... (0:12)The real reason Queen Elizabeth is feeling better after bedrest (2:35)Halloween Edition: Capital Region's Best Dressed (5:50)Senior Buttonista as Kris Jenner (6:59)The Buttonista's costume fail? (7:40)Pro tip: get your (next year's) holiday decor when it's 50% off (9:50)Chasing Friday and the shopping high (11:49)Prop tip #2: If you can't take it down, don't put it up (12:27)Introducing Martin, Harding and Mazzotti to the Buttonista Podcast (16:35)A spooky situation and Jet the Guard Dog (19:35)Unexpected houseguests at 2AM (27:10)Feeling stuck in the yellow chair (33:36)The Buttonista's Getting Implants (34:00)5ish Random Things brought to you by the Times Union (36:02)The Capital Region is getting funny at Funny Bone this winter (38:30)The actual 5 random things (43:52)Buttonista merchandise and a #FirstSipClub announcement (47:26)Brought to you by Miller Lite.
48:5002/11/2021
The Halloween Party Planning Committee

The Halloween Party Planning Committee

You know what they say! Thank GOD it's Tuesday! It's the Buttonista's holy day of the week, sipping whatever beverage the #FirstSipClub calls for as long as we stay hydrated all week long leading up to the big Halloween Party coming  this weekend. This episode, we tackle Halloween decor and the best places to shop, how to nail your costume idea and what THE most stressful part of throwing a party actually is. Hint: it's not making sure there's enough food and drinks on the table. You'll also hear how the Buttonista was thrifting and thriving around the Capital Region this weekend, which sweatshirt logo almost got her canceled, and of course 5 random things nobody asked for, but just simply had to be said. Stay tuned for a new episode each week and please, pretty please --subscribe to the show, review it, like it, WHATEVER you gotta do on Spotify and Apple Podcasts. Peace and love is sent your way in advance.Nobody Asked Me, But.... (0:40)A changed opinion on Halloween season (3:25)The Halloween Party Planning Committee (5:15)#1 Hosting Woes (6:52)Admitting to sipping a Wed Wine (10:08)Sexy vs. funny costumes (12:50)Halloween Edition: Capital Region's Best Dressed coming next week (15:59)Cheugy report: Strings Lights and Polaroid Pictures (17:56)Thrifting and thriving at Salvation Army (22:40)Four takeaways for thrift store finds (24:46)Support local journalism with the Times Union (34:41)"Move Your Body" and Cancel the Buttonista (36:18)5 Random Things I Need to Say (48:48)Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite. 
53:2826/10/2021
Airstream Dreams and Weeping at the Nail Salon

Airstream Dreams and Weeping at the Nail Salon

*Ahem* don't you dare press play until you've taken your first sip and officially joined the Buttonista's #FirstSipClub, AKA the least exclusive (but most important?) club in the world if you're in the business of starting your days off right. This episode, expect a full staycation recap after a weekend well spent at June Farms and what it means to the Buttonista to spend time in nature, unplugged from Instagram and surrounded by the best of the best. Also: not making "blarf" a thing this fall, why crying in the nail salon was inevitable and acceptable, and five things the Buttonista just really wants to tell you like, right now. #NobodyAskedMeBut Nobody Asked Me, But... (0:53)Second thoughts about the yellow chair? (3:00)Pardon the interruption (4:58)Introducing The First Sip Club (7:33)First Sip Club Continuted: The Cream First Theory (12:14)Airsteam Dreams at June Farms  --brought to you by Times Union Hudson Valley (18:22)Sending the Senior Buttonista to Sand Lake (27:56)What the Blarf is going on here? (35:12)Weeping at the nail salon (37:25)Five random things that just need to be said (50:10)Brought to you by Miller Lite and Times Union: Hudson Valley. 
59:1619/10/2021
When The Heels Came Off

When The Heels Came Off

Thank God It's Tuesday! Grab your coffee and a big, fat bottle of Essentia Water and detox with the Buttonista as we head into another week of fall in Upstate New York. This week, wedding weekend is deconstructed, a new type of honeymoon is invented on the spot and playoff sports play a consistent role in recent activities and the future outlook on life.Nobody Asked Me, But.... (0:13)Water sponsor prayers answered by Essentia Water (1:35)The Buttonista's new uniform (2:15)Recapping a weekend full of weddings (3:53)Confessions from a partygoer on breaking an important wedding etiquette rule (5:08)Closing the loop on the shapewear situation (8:10)Honeymoons for wedding guests (16:49)The Buttonista Wears Red (19:45)Kim Kardashian West on SNL (22:35)David Ortiz is the official role model for life moving forward (31:20)What's coming up on Two Buttons Deep (36:15)Presented by Miller Lite.
41:2012/10/2021
What's Up While Instagram Is Down

What's Up While Instagram Is Down

Thank God It's Tuesday but, um, don't thank God for the ironically odd start the Buttonista's new life has gotten off to with Instagram and Facebook being down the day a full-time role doing social media begins. But despite that, the Buttonista's schedule is jam packed with a whole lotta new, from a new podcast studio setup with all the latest equipment, to the pre-my-best-friend's-wedding-jitters hence the loss of the train of thought here and there throughout the show. Follow along if you can...sip a Miller for some liquid courage and support. A request for more information from The Operator (0:15) Rocking a brand new setup ft. The Big Yellow Comfy Couch AKA Chair (2:33) ASMR at Saratoga's Nashville Bar (4:00) What's up while Instagram is down (6:30) Why it pays to be an OG Twitter user (11:48) And the real reason Instagram went down (14:40) Why it's important to maximize your most productive time (16:30) The Real Housewives of the Capital Meme-gion (19:25) Don't make the wedding you're going to this weekend about you (35:20) Brought to you by Miller Lite and Times Union: Hudson Valley.
38:2605/10/2021
I Need SPANX And I Need Them Now

I Need SPANX And I Need Them Now

THANK GOD IT'S TUESDAY! It's the Buttonista's last week working in the corporate world and aside having the freedom to be the hashtag #GirlBoss she was destined to be (just kidding), it's pretty obvious the most exciting opportunity is being able to head back to the gym and fit into those aspirational jeans again.  And also, have no fear fall is finally here --in fact it just started --so listen up for a few quick tips on how to enter into this new season in an organized, pumpkin-filled fashion. Nobody Asked Me, But... (0:10)Get ready for your fall activities with Times Union: Hudson Valley (1:20)Target Run Gone Wrong? Designer collab recap (5:00)Mum'ed so hard motherf*ckers wanna...go to Price Chopper with me (10:25)Significant others and shopping AKA the official separation of Church & State (12:00)The real MVP of "The Switch" (13:05)What the Buttonista needs instead of your positive support (19:33)Counting on Dog the Bounty Hunter (21:15)The search for shapewear (33:00)Reuniting with a Real Housewife (38:15)Looking for September 2021's Best Dressed (39:45)Brought to you by Times Union and Times Union: Hudson Valley.
41:1328/09/2021
Weird and Wonderful

Weird and Wonderful

THANK GOD IT'S TUESDAY! And perhaps, in the world of the Buttonista, one of the most significant Tuesdays of all time. The day where we are able to celebrate the best day of the year ... the 21st Night of September. This one is weird, wonderful and cliché as hell because the stars have aligned and this is all just simply meant to be. Wanna see what we mean? Just take a listen.EPISODE NOTES:The beer of all birthday beers (0:46)Nobody Asked Me, But... ​(3:14)Where does the love for  'September' come from? (6:02)Enjoying your own #SelfCare  --at Hoffman Car Wash or elsewhere (8:28)Making the ultimate solo shopping mistake and paying for it, literally (15:25)Eyes out for the new Target designer collabs coming this weekend (23:10)The Wicked Switch of the Northeast is Coming (25:30)What "The Switch" means for you ...and me (27:08)Do we Mum or Do We Not Mum (31:47)Check out Lucy's Bar in Saratoga (39:50)Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite and the best Earth, Wind and Fire song ever recorded.
43:2122/09/2021
Hate It Or Love It: 2021 Met Gala Looks

Hate It Or Love It: 2021 Met Gala Looks

THANK GOD IT'S TUESDAY! Finally, we are embracing fall and getting right the F to it with a fresh, fabulous and occasionally questionable series of looks from the 2021 Met Gala and MTV Awards. But have no fear, the Buttonista is here with the help of one hell of an Instagram Poll series recapping all the hits and misses from The Met where YOU dished your very own hot takes on celeb fashion. That's not it, though --today's episode also features some lessons learned for us regular people out there, and it wouldn't be complete without a quick forecast of what's in for this coming season.Nobody Asked Me, But... (0:32)Fashion-focused AF topics brought to you by Miller Lite and the Times Union (1:10)Thank you's in order after last week's big news (3:13)The story behind the Hudson River wet suit (4:30)Was Pete Davidson at Gaffney's? (6:40)Hate It Or Love It: Official Met Gala Fashion Review (10:41)Looks we loved (15:08)Looks we hated (25:01)Met Gala Takeaways for IRL (33:33)Talking trends for fall (39:07)
50:3714/09/2021
Man, I Feel Like A (Free) Woman

Man, I Feel Like A (Free) Woman

Don't mind the Buttonista just crying some HAPPY TEARS over here on the latest episode of the podcast! Maybe it's the end-of-summer emotions running high, or maybe it's the big announcement about halfway through the show, but there is a major sense of excitement in the air as we say au revoir to summer and welcome fall...when the time is right, OK?!?! Settle in and kick off the pre-fall vibes and feel free to laugh, cry, learn and look forward to a whole bunch of stuff as we approach the latter half of 2021. Let's go, girls!And don't forget, you can still get tickets to this Friday's "Off the Mask" event to support NAMI-NYS where I will be co-hosting the fashion show with Capital Region broadcast legend Benita Zahn. Stick around toward the end of the show for an interview with Kate Tortora who shares all the details about the event and why supporting mental health is so important.Nobody Asked Me, But... (0:22)It's finally time to swim in the Hudson River (1:00)Clearing the air on the official start of fall (4:20)Four things I'll miss about summer (9:03)Four things I'm looking forward to this fall (15:15)An official suggestion on how to get a fresh start for a new season (19:50)Good News Alert: Man, I Feel Like A (Free) Woman (26:40)Team part-time job (30:22)"Face Time" with Kate from NAMI-NYS (46:13)Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite.
56:0207/09/2021
We Receive the Fashion We Think We Deserve

We Receive the Fashion We Think We Deserve

Oh, hello there! Happy as hell to report the Buttonista is well rested, recharged and ready to end August on a high note with the latest edition of The Capital Region's Best Dressed coming out before the month is done. Things are a'brewin' in the good news category (stay tuned for next week) and Two Buttons Deep is giving back to teachers starting NOW with a special Big Tip Energy to #ClearTheCart and buy supplies for local educators trying to trick out their classroom for fall. Thanks in advance for following along with another stream of consciousness recapping this fashion-forward life here in the 518.Nobody Asked Me, But... (1:00)Friday night's outfit details from the Travers Wine & Beer Festival (4:34)A brief Travers Day report (5:37)The Buttonista's honest thoughts about sleeping with your makeup on (7:32)What's going on with pop culture these days? (9:09)The perfect excuse for spending an entire Sunday in bed (13:52)A preview into big news for next week's episode (16:12)Receiving the fashion we think we deserve (21:45)One article that should make you want to subscribe to the Times Union now (28:30)Big Tip Energy - Back to School Edition (31:44)This show is best enjoyed with a Miller Lite and a copy of the Times Union.
40:4231/08/2021
In Pursuit of Indoor/Outdoor Living

In Pursuit of Indoor/Outdoor Living

HELLO FROM THE EAST COAST! Thank God It's Tuesday! The Buttonista has returned from a trip out West and needs an IV drip of Stewart's Shops coffee to get back into tip top shape before Travers Weekend. This week, it's all about breaking down the last leg of a very long vaca to give you the travel recs you didn't ask for (but you might need), and of course saving room to prep for the peak summer in Saratoga vibes coming ASAP by the time this little #ChasingFriday gig we do is complete.Nobody Asked Me, But... (0:18)The Buttonista's special guest on today's show (1:36)What happened to the Hurricane? (5:07)Why Airbnb is the way to be (5:56)"Instagram Anxiety" on vacation (8:00)Embracing sporty vibes in L.A. (15:05)Book your next trip to Palm Springs, and bring me (20:45)Officially in pursuit of indoor/outdoor living (24:45)Go-to airport attire tips (26:13)Heading into Travers Weekend with the Times Union and the Green Sheet (32:11)Ticket giveaway to the 23rd Annual Travers Craft Wine & Beverage Tasting ft. the Buttonista (40:20)
43:4024/08/2021
Episode 50, Live From Nashville

Episode 50, Live From Nashville

Well, well, well, if it isn't the BUTTONISTA feeling alive and (un)well from Nashville, Tennessee for Episode 50 of the show. What a freaking milestone, OK?! In true Honky Tonk USA Fashion, it's time to giddy the f*ck up and debrief on this past weekend's events at a BFF's bachelorette party, breaking down the peaks and pits of the location, the itinerary and more. (Spoiler alert: it was all incredibly awesome.)Nobody Asked Me, But... (0:10)Giddy the F*ck Up - literally sponsored by Miller Lite (1:50)Thoughts on the low cost carrier Allegiant Air (4:12)Do Bluetooth headphones work on a plane? (7:45)Getting sappy for a second about Episode 50 (11:24) You don't need math, you just need Splitwise (15:15)Q&A - Thoughts on the boozy bike tour (20:24)The Buttonista's bar and restaurant recs in Nashville (25:28)Why I might owe an apology to George Washington (32:52)Maybe it's time to lay down (37:26)This show is best enjoyed with a Miller Lite.
44:1017/08/2021
27 Years and 10 Months

27 Years and 10 Months

Giddy up, ya'll! It's the Buttonista's last episode on the East Coast before heading away on vacation to Nashville, Tennessee, AKA the land of cowboy boots...or not? Asking for a friend. Nobody Asked Me, But... (0:16)A trick question about the best time to shower (1:55)Getting ready for Nashville (6:10)Next stop: my future wedding venue (14:45)Almost clear of the "27 Club" curse (18:10)The Cuomo scandal / fangirling over the Times Union in the national spotlight (23:20)An innocent internet search gone wrong (30:43) This show is best enjoyed with a Miller Lite and a copy of the Times Union.
37:4510/08/2021
It's About To Get Real Unattractive Up In Here

It's About To Get Real Unattractive Up In Here

Thank God It's Tuesday! The Buttonista's hosting a one woman pajama party and inviting you to listen in from wherever you happen to be sitting in your own bathrobe right now. It's time to get comfortable, crack open an ice cold, 96-calorie Miller Lite and settle in for the latest fashion tips and hot takes nobody asked for. What happens to the belt on the bathrobe? (1:30)Weekapping The Capital Region's Best Dressed (2:45)Why can't the Buttonista pull off a French beret? (4:00)One podcast you should listen to besides this one (8:15)The item(s) I'm adding to my wardrobe for self improvement and maximum unattractiveness (10:00)Dishing the skinny on SKIMS and the High Waisted Revolution (18:10)Why is it important to be the coolest dressed person on vacation? (23:55)Ready, set, get the Shop App (29:05)Score a four-pack of Stewart's Shops pint glasses if you do this ONE thing (31:10)What Olympic athlete would you be OK with dating? Obscure sports only. (34:13)Answering some questions from the 'Gram (41:20) Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite.
55:4403/08/2021
M.D.T.E.D.D.

M.D.T.E.D.D.

The Buttonista is BACK with another episode of the show while all things Saratoga race through her veins as we're hitting peak summer vibes in Upstate, NY and beyond. There's no time to stop for a bathroom break this time around with so much to talk about, from shoplifting on security cameras to designing the perfect day at the races and/or out and about downtown. The Buttonista might also try to destroy the 518's bagel monopoly in one single show, but nobody asked for that. THE PEAKS AND THE PITS:Where can you make the most worthwhile  investment for $0.99 (3:05)What interrupted the Buttonista's bathroom break this time? (5:53)Shop(lifting) Local at Violet's of Saratoga (13:10)Another reason why the shoplifter really shouldn't have shoplifted ft. a British accent (24:00)The Buttonista's tips for Summer in Saratoga / Introducing a new drinking schedule (26:40)Uncommon Grounds' bagel monopoly needs to end (37:45)Thoughts on the Ben and Jen reunion brought to you by Hoffman Car Wash (43:44)Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite.
55:1727/07/2021
Fat and Juicy

Fat and Juicy

The Buttonista is back with a three-beverage podcast, and shockingly none of them are Miller Lite. Just simply paving the path to get back to 100 percent after an absolute banger of an opening weekend at the races in Saratoga Springs.-What it actually took to recover from the weekend (:39)-Performance review of "All Buttons Deep" and the Hot Pepper Challenge  (3:32)-Feeling good about the Buttonista's near future (7:56)-Thoughts on Saturday's psychedelic track dress (9:37)-The hard and fast rule about uncomfortable shoes (11:00)-What was in the sky last night? (11:44)-Plans for National Hot Dog Day (19:30)-Answering your questions from the 'gram (22:00)Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite.
40:3420/07/2021
Be A Best Dressed Wedding Guest

Be A Best Dressed Wedding Guest

-Preparing for Summer in Saratoga / Weekend Recap (2:05) -Determining the likelihood of me wearing the blue strapless dress from IG to the track (4:15) -Is Botox for me, or was I "asking for a friend?" (7:35) -The Buttonista's advice to be the best dressed wedding guest (30:40) -My thoughts on Addison Rae getting a 'real job' and then get fired for it because of the haters (46:10) -What would John Stamos know about Ashley Olsen's viral machete pic? (51:15)Best enjoyed with Miller Lite & The Albany Times Union
56:1313/07/2021
Recovering From World Rehydration Day

Recovering From World Rehydration Day

-Starting the show getting something off my chest (literally) (0:54) -The scoop on Two Buttons Deep's plans for summer at the track with Miller Lite (5:06) -A very random July 4 weekend recap (8:31) -Fan girling HARD over some local wedding fashion (13:46) -Popping up at the Mark Thomas x Haute Messes in Dresses pop-up (22:06) -Manifesting my next dream sponsor after learning about World Rehydration Day 2021 (28:21) -Nobody Asked Me, But...did I get a new job? Or am I just being punished for forgetting reusable bags when I go grocery shopping (35:46)
43:5107/07/2021
Sweating My Balls Off (Part II)

Sweating My Balls Off (Part II)

Always Be Sipping MillersAddressing rumors about the Buttonista (4:05)The weekend recap: Yeehaw's at the Vintage Roundup and third holes at Crossgates Mall (7:25)An introduction to your newest Rent the Runway brand ambassador (23:50)Trouble in Paradise? Violence in Saratoga? (28:50)Your Choice: Reposting a Venmo Instagram Story to win $500 vs. entering the 2BD Build Your Beach Backyard Sweepstakes for a $4,000 grand prize (37:35)Bringing back the Capital Region's Best Dressed list and maybe the Fashion Police (43:00)Best Enjoyed with the Miller Lite & The Albany Times Union 
49:1229/06/2021
Lessons of Friendships as an Adult

Lessons of Friendships as an Adult

-The two certainties in the life of the Buttonista (0:54)-What kind of vibes I am getting from the official debut of the fanny pack and "boyfriend shorts"  AKA Bermuda shorts (6:17)-Did I try to 'Parent Trap' my parents? (18:57)-Lessons in friendships as an adult (26:55)-What's going on at the nail salon? (39:35) Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite & Albany Times Union 
51:5222/06/2021
It's A Two Beer Podcast #BuildYourBeach

It's A Two Beer Podcast #BuildYourBeach

Thank God It's Tuesday. – The two beer podcast– Our big opportunity for you to #BuildYourBeach– Father's Day gift ideas– My two fashion moments in Philadelphia (for better AND for worse)– Chrissy Teigen's apology for being a "full stop" troll– Texting etiquette: OK vs. Okay Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite and the Albany Times Union
43:3915/06/2021
Sweating My Balls Off (If I Had Balls)

Sweating My Balls Off (If I Had Balls)

- Sweating balls and the AC jar- Pulling a "nanny" - the 411 on my latest outfit- Coming soon: official house photos- The week (so far) in pop culture - Lilibet Windsor, Mare of Easttown and 10 years for Savannah Guthrie Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite and the Albany Times Union. 
37:1108/06/2021
Blame It On Allergies

Blame It On Allergies

-How to catch what's happening in the Hudson Valley-Macro diet updates and the thing about going to the gym at 5 a.m.-My motivations for going to a weekday happy hour with my friend-Recurring dreams about discount retailers-The four ways (and places) to drink Miller Lite-Florida high school accused of altering over 80 female yearbook photos that were deemed "inappropriate"-Two trends that are on their way out for Summer 2021 Brought to you by Miller Lite and the Times Union
49:5725/05/2021
Live From Target / Interview with Ultramarathoner and Mental Health Warrior Kristen Garzone

Live From Target / Interview with Ultramarathoner and Mental Health Warrior Kristen Garzone

Today on the Buttonista Podcast:- How to properly prep for hosting brunch- Confused by the CDC- Sr. Buttonista's Birthday- Live from Target- What not to do at a bachelorette party- Interview with Kristen Garzone, a local marathon runner, Mother, Maternal Metal Health Warrior and Founder of the believe KNT Foundation (22:10) Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite 
48:1518/05/2021
Protecting Your Cheugy Nudes

Protecting Your Cheugy Nudes

- The one thing Taylor wants from her listeners- Why this Mother's Day was special- What in the Croc is Happening- Wedding debacle update- Why Taylor can't ever leave her job- Giving up beer during the week until July 4th- A call from the Sr. Buttonista- What is Chuegy?- Summer fashion trend: Ankle bracelets- Interview with Aneesa Hussain, the Founder of Girls Who Code Albany, who teaches Taylor about online security, what's in the terms and conditions of mobile apps, and how to protect your nudes (33:45) Brought to you by Miller Lite and the Albany Times Union
01:04:4411/05/2021
A Debt-Free-sta Buttonista?

A Debt-Free-sta Buttonista?

This week the Buttonista is joined by the Fi Couple, a couple in Troy who are documenting their journey of eliminating 100K of debt in 3 years and becoming financially independent, but can they help the Buttonista?Also:- The BIG dilemma I was too emotional to talk about last week- "This is not why I'm alive"- The importance of house shoes- Nobody Asked Me, But... Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite 
57:5804/05/2021
The Peaks and the Pits

The Peaks and the Pits

The Buttonista is back with brand new technology and theme song to talk:- What time you take your birth control and what it says about your personality- The dream schedule is possible again when you work at DeCrescente — and why no one wants a job I guess?- Peaks and pits of the week so far- Recapping the Oscars best and worst looks via my Instagram Story poll results Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite. 
47:4427/04/2021
It Happens To The Best of Us... Right?!

It Happens To The Best of Us... Right?!

Taylor pushes the boundaries of this safe space with an almost NSFW story about something very unfortunate that happened to her this week. Grab a Miller Lite and tune in:- Snooze Roulette- Why Taylor is heading out on the Hudson- Boyfriend shorts?- A story about how slicing her eyeball was NOT the worst thing to happen to the Buttonista this week. 
39:5520/04/2021
Talking Myself Into Buying A Fanny Pack

Talking Myself Into Buying A Fanny Pack

- The Buttonista will write your letter of recommendation for a new career at DeCrescente Distributing Company- Bad news: Brown Sugar Oat Milk seems to have come and gone at Basic Bitch HQ (Starbucks)- Talking myself into buying a Fanny Pack- Speed dating therapists and the weight of social media- The haters are in my email inbox after a few of my latest Times Union stories Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite 
40:5413/04/2021
Chasing Friday

Chasing Friday

Resonating with the “no matter what you do you are always tired” meme  — why I have never recovered from my past life March Madness is over and what my mom always says about sports April 18 Clothing Sale with my gal pals at Alexandria’s Beauty Aaron Rodgers and Shaliene Woodley as the new celeb couple and Jeopardy host? Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite 
38:1706/04/2021
Vintage Avocado Toilets

Vintage Avocado Toilets

- Jack is Back- Taylor's appearance on the Miller Lite Instagram- Local 4 year old 46ers- Facebook marketplace finds- Updates on the new home- Interview with Taissha Lareau. 
53:1330/03/2021
Blame It On DLS

Blame It On DLS

-- Why I missed last week's episode-- Handling my first COVID test--The #1 tip for an A+ weekend away with friends (and a very late ski weekend recap)--The Buttonista is a Painting Machine; One home item I ordered on Wayfair--Moving 101: Was I supposed to research storage units?--Mental health PSA--Stop hating on other ethnicities PSA--The Italian sin I did to my fireplace Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite
45:3223/03/2021
Warmer Times and British Vibes

Warmer Times and British Vibes

-Perfecting a British accent and channeling Princess Diana in light of recent TV news events- Casale Gals Collab: WARMER TIMES AND CHILLER VIBES- Big Tip Energy on Two Buttons Deep - Week 1 recap- Trends and insecurities: lip injections, brow lamination, teeth straightening and...tooth gems?- Interview with Antonio Dixon, the guy behind the high tech igloo pods (Privè Solarfi Pods) popping up all around the Northeast Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite 
57:0509/03/2021
On To Greener Pastures and Better Water Pressure

On To Greener Pastures and Better Water Pressure

– Welcome to March - let's not freak about about this whole "one year" thing– Morning shows = no pants shows, shout out to Jason Sudekis at the virtual Golden Globes– The Case of the Closets: Sadly, there is no cure– Quick weekend recap - Chow Bella indoor dog park with Jet, his four month old birthday present thanks to the latest Target collaboration– Murder Show Parody on SNL - why is this so relatable? My guess as to why all the basic b*tches (including me) love a good murder documentary– Governor Cuomo and his one pick up line that might workon the Buttonista– Buttonista's Big News: On to greener pastures and better water pressure...in Saratoga– Seeking medical help: Why is my leg swollen - could it be the sweets?– Cookie Therapy turns one - stay tuned for our visit with Faye and Ashley– Nobody Asked Me, But... Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite 
47:4402/03/2021
These Boots Are (Not) Made For Walking

These Boots Are (Not) Made For Walking

- The dread and the thrill of being a procrastinator- We went to Mars? Why didn't anyone tell me?- What I've been doing while I am still waiting to "Do a Thing"- Walking Brooklyn in my new boots- The other long wait that's officially over for my mom...thanks (or no thanks) to Governor Cuomo and the nursing home drama- Why Do Bad Things Happen to Mediocre People? My Instagram clothing sale fail- Times Union Best of 2020 voting is now live...support local and be eligible to win $1,000 from SEFCU Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite 
36:1923/02/2021
The Important "Triple D's" of a Relationship

The Important "Triple D's" of a Relationship

-Reintroduce my preferred theme song to the podcast.... Does anybody know Akon? -Valentine's Day Weekend Roundup -Speculation about those DMing my content -A friendly check-in to the people out there who... 1. Wear a hair tie on their wrist 2. Still have their Christmas lights up 3. Bought too much tie dye peak pandemic 4. Still own a pair of Victoria's Secret PINK pajama bottoms -Are skinny jeans really out like TikTok says? The Buttonista's alternative solutions -What do you do when you're waiting for something big to happen? -Where I'm going in March & What it will take to feel cool again
51:5016/02/2021
Kissed on the Mouth by a GOAT // Interview with Kerry Fagan

Kissed on the Mouth by a GOAT // Interview with Kerry Fagan

-This live studio audience setup is getting old, what I had to remind my mom of before she left the house this morning -Sharing all the details and what’s at stake for this Thursday’s Great Upstate Musicians Showcase -What it’s like to wear a turtleneck for 72 straight days -Kicking off the week like a true GOAT (mouth kissing our kids!) Does the Buttonista drink more water than Tom Brady? -The beauty tool the Buttonista is most thankful for since the pandemic started -Nobody Asked Me, But...meal delivery apps are great for this one thing -A interview with Kerry Fagan, owner of Mark Thomas Men's Apparel – Upstate New York's #1 location for upscale menswear. Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite
41:4209/02/2021
Back At My Mom's House

Back At My Mom's House

- Naked Truth about Groundhog Day- Saratoga House Drama Update- Final Season of the Kardashians- New New Years Resolution- Starbucks Latte review- Big giveaway on the Buttonista page Best enjoyed with a Miller Lite 
35:5302/02/2021
The Buttonista Might "Do A Thing"

The Buttonista Might "Do A Thing"

- Things that are wrong with Monday- My secret about overalls- MORE landlord drama- How to use exclamation points- I might "Do A Thing"- Responding to the haters- Advice to the Kardashians- Dating someone with kids- The Times Union's Best Of 2021- Expectations vs reality of healthy living habits  Best Enjoyed with a Miller Lite
34:5226/01/2021
What Does A Bonus Day Off Do For A Girl?

What Does A Bonus Day Off Do For A Girl?

- Weekend recap- Bringing back collegiate games in her grown up home- Which politician the Buttonista looks like when she first wakes up- The Buttonista's pandemic fear that she conquered- Tips for the ZARA sale- This week in NetflixBest enjoyed with a Miller Lite 
39:1719/01/2021
The Buttonista Has Been Branded?

The Buttonista Has Been Branded?

1. The branding incident / NXVIM of Saratoga begins? 2. Internet captions and phrases that MUST be retired - "sorry not sorry" 3. Sonny Rao (my Dad) has COVID-19, and he might not be using the little energy he has very wisely. 4. An unfashionable endorsement for a cozy AF winter at home (no pictures please) Best Enjoyed with a Miller Lite 
34:5712/01/2021
The Morning Show 1.0 - Can I Get A Water?

The Morning Show 1.0 - Can I Get A Water?

The Buttonista is up and at em for her first ever morning show. Topics:-Homeless no more / 365 bet updates- Instagram Trends To Try or Leave Behind:Year End Roundup / Ask me a question / Selling clothes The Week (so far) in Pop Culture:- Harry Styles new music video + fling with Olivia Wilde- America's favorite wholesome home flippers are back with a new show (Chip & Jo)- The collab I am putting into the universe in 2021- The baby baby battle of the (baby) names-- Ranking the Top 3 Glossier Balm Dot Com Flavors (The Buttonista Trio) PLUS announcing big news with our friends at Miller Lite. 
37:5605/01/2021
The Buttonista is a Homeless Mom?

The Buttonista is a Homeless Mom?

The Buttonista is back from the great outdoors because, well, she doesn't have a home right now... - Why she was homeless for the holidays and what she should do next- How she became a Mom/second Mom/ Sister wife- R.I.P to the outfits we couldn't wear this year- 2021 Resolutions- The 365 bet with Jack- Recapping Taylor & Jack's visit to Our President's House- The Buttonista's upcoming pieces in the Albany Times Union Best enjoyed with an outside-temp Miller Lite
36:5729/12/2020
The Buttonista Is Single (But Not Ready To Mingle)

The Buttonista Is Single (But Not Ready To Mingle)

- The Buttonista self-produces her first podcast ever without Jack in the Back- Is everyone falling asleep at 7:30PM or is it just her?- Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are following the Buttonista to Spotify- Who works harder: T. Swift or the U.S. Government?- Is the Buttonista doing better than Amanda Bynes?- Why this might be the best holiday season ever- The unknown future of Rent the Runway Best enjoyed with an ice cold Miller Lite. 
31:1017/12/2020