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Dick Masterson
The Biggest Problem in the Universe. Dick Masterson and Vito Gesualdi use science and shouting and your help to find the biggest problem in the universe.
Total 168 episodes
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Episode 66

Episode 66

01:41:5227/11/2022
Episode 65

Episode 65

Cockteasing, Ticketmaster, Pro-Spider Propaganda, Slow Cancer
01:43:2621/11/2022
Episode 64

Episode 64

Autism, People Who Don't Use the Turn Lane, Effective Altruism, Enslaving Indie Directors
01:54:1714/11/2022
Episode 63

Episode 63

01:30:0608/11/2022
Episode 62

Episode 62

Finding the Edge on Packing Tape, Franchise Crossovers, Pedo Jacketing, Holiday Decorations  
02:01:0729/10/2022
Episode 61

Episode 61

Child Support, Music Videos Disguised as Movies, Online Naturalists, Not Getting Drugs on Halloween  
01:41:5525/10/2022
Episode 60

Episode 60

Corporate Bootlicking, "no" Autocorrect, Anti-Semitism, Email
01:45:1917/10/2022
Episode 59

Episode 59

Circumcision Apologists, Sports-a-phobia, Fear of Self-Promotion
02:11:4410/10/2022
Episode 58

Episode 58

Wellness Checks, Philistines, Spilling Shit on Your Keyboard, Mandatory Evacuation Orders
01:35:4801/10/2022
Episode 57

Episode 57

Refusal to Wear the Hijab, Shorter Attention, Getting Band-Aids Wet, Boring Sports Uniforms
01:25:5926/09/2022
Episode 56

Episode 56

01:44:3217/09/2022
Episode 55

Episode 55

Social Media, Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor, Celebrity Bands
01:43:0612/09/2022
Biggest Problem CALL-IN SPECTACULAR #2

Biggest Problem CALL-IN SPECTACULAR #2

01:16:2107/09/2022
Episode 54

Episode 54

01:38:0326/08/2022
Episode 53

Episode 53

Womansplaining, Deadname Drama, Fatwas, Sobering Up Before You Pass Out
01:32:1722/08/2022
Episode 52

Episode 52

The IRS, Comply Guys, Mobile-Only Websites, Changed Passwords Not Saving
01:55:3315/08/2022
Episode 51

Episode 51

Kangaroo Courts, Anti-Woke Marketing, Algorithm Generated Merchandise, VR Chat  
01:52:2406/08/2022
Episode 50

Episode 50

Game Journalists, Animal Abuse, Overly Courteous Drivers, Occupational Stereotypes, Discontinued Food Fakeouts
01:44:5631/07/2022
Episode 49

Episode 49

SSRIs, Minimum Wageslaves, Pity Party Poopers
01:26:0124/07/2022
Episode 48

Episode 48

Swatting, Rent is Too Damn High, Evolution, Not Supporting Black Businesses
01:59:0016/07/2022
Episode 47

Episode 47

Height Discrimination, The Alt-Tab Death Spiral, Famine, Epstein Blue Balls
01:24:3609/07/2022
Episode 46

Episode 46

01:26:5202/07/2022
Episode 45

Episode 45

Influencer Culture, Extreme Heat Events, Sticky Re-sealable Deli Meat Bags, Event Wristbands.
01:26:2025/06/2022
Episode 44

Episode 44

Amber Heard Supporters, Throwing Away Perfectly Good Shit, Tattle-Tale Journalists
01:27:4920/06/2022
Call in Spectacular 1

Call in Spectacular 1

Dick couldn't make it, so Vito hosted his own CALL-IN SPECTACULAR!!! Enjoy!
01:26:2214/06/2022
Episode 43

Episode 43

Hate Hoaxes, Criminalizing Heterosexuality, Suction Cups, Canon Cops
01:26:2505/06/2022
Episode 42

Episode 42

Unconstitutional Virtue Signaling, Pussy Cops, Unrealistic Expectations, Parking Idlers
01:33:1129/05/2022
Episode 41

Episode 41

Self-Aggrandizing Memorial Tributes, Backseat Googlers, Shitty Self-Checkout Lanes
01:33:4322/05/2022
Episode 40

Episode 40

Fake Neurodivergence, Intellectual Property Laws, Bluetooth, 3D Technology
01:37:2814/05/2022
Episode 39

Episode 39

Cash Register Solicitations, Lack of Bodily Integrity, Overpriced Breakfasts, Not Enough Seanies
01:15:0409/05/2022
Episode 38

Episode 38

The Emperor's New Burn, The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy, Getting Rid of Grease, Fake 2D Animation
01:27:5002/05/2022
Episode 37

Episode 37

Seed oil disrespecters, Women's tears, Fake mobile game ads, No more comedies
01:27:4223/04/2022
Episode 36

Episode 36

Media Consolidation, Living in the Ghetto, Roadside Death Shrines, Spoiler Nazis
01:25:1416/04/2022
Episode 35

Episode 35

The Windows 10 Search Bar, Boycotts of the Week, Kink Shaming, Disability Discrimination  
01:33:1109/04/2022
Episode 34

Episode 34

The Unbearable Silence of our Technological Overlords, "Love Bombing", Laws That Make You Lie, Asexuality
01:28:5126/03/2022
Episode 33

Episode 33

Indoctrinating Children, Easy Mode Activists, The Slippery Slope Fallacy Fallacy, Zoom Exhaustion
01:14:5619/03/2022
Episode 32

Episode 32

Incest Porn, Celebrity Never Nudes, Sleep Deprivation, Side Hustles
01:17:0514/03/2022
Episode 31

Episode 31

Keyboard Warriors, Bread Tacos, Futurama Fans
01:52:0007/03/2022
Episode 30 - The Flip-Flopalypse

Episode 30 - The Flip-Flopalypse

Vladimir Putin, Nuclear War, Flip Flops Breaking, The Cost of Admission (Rich Kid Nation)
01:27:3326/02/2022
Episode 29 - Support Your Local Pedo

Episode 29 - Support Your Local Pedo

Pedophiles, Ear Worms, Local Businesses, Fear of a Black Elf
01:31:1619/02/2022
Episode 28 - No Knock Raid: Shadow Legends

Episode 28 - No Knock Raid: Shadow Legends

No-Knock Warrants, The Olympics, Crack, Sponsored Hate
01:10:4212/02/2022
Episode 27 - Black Women Raise the Debt

Episode 27 - Black Women Raise the Debt

The National Debt, Smoking is Too Cool, Inventing Black Inventors, Seatbelt Alarms
01:15:5705/02/2022
Episode 26 - Flirting with Cowards

Episode 26 - Flirting with Cowards

The Cowardice of Women, Political Scientists, Bad Jannies, LARPing PUAs
01:20:4629/01/2022
Episode 25 - Bone Breakin' Grandpas

Episode 25 - Bone Breakin' Grandpas

Eldercare, Broken Bones, Travel Insurance, "You Voted For This"
01:15:0522/01/2022
Episode 24 - The Latinx Grapes of Wrath

Episode 24 - The Latinx Grapes of Wrath

Inflation, Forced Diversity in Film, Sour Grapes, Too Long of Media
01:43:3617/01/2022
Episode 23 - Thank You For The Fifty Dollars

Episode 23 - Thank You For The Fifty Dollars

Vito's Twitter Account, Politeness Words, Virtual Restaurant Brands, Branded Buttons
01:09:2110/01/2022
Episode 22 - Turd Eye Blind

Episode 22 - Turd Eye Blind

Going Back to Work, Blindness, Big Shits That Tear Up Your Asshole, The Movie Theater Experience
01:00:0628/12/2021
Episode 21 - Bob Ross Initiates the Goss

Episode 21 - Bob Ross Initiates the Goss

Dead Celebrity Endorsements, Initiating the Conversation, Craigslist Complainers, Kid Chirstmas Pageants
01:10:3020/12/2021
Episode 20 - Anti-Israeli Asset Forfeiture Boycotts

Episode 20 - Anti-Israeli Asset Forfeiture Boycotts

The "White Supremacy" Scapegoat, Civil Forfeiture, Unwarranted Self-Importance, Anti Anti-Israel Boycotts
01:18:0413/12/2021
Episode 19 - My Balls Hurt Superbad

Episode 19 - My Balls Hurt Superbad

Seth Rogen, Testicular Torsion, Live Action Anime, Free Trials with Credit Card
01:08:5306/12/2021