The church secretary can't understand what neck trauma headgear has to do with piano tuning. Emily kicks over a fire ant hill.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

John battles a massive snake in his attic. James looses his mind.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Victoria has an Evil Step-Grandmother that gave her a spooky keychain. Asher’s Grandpa practices self-surgery.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Wayne takes out a tooth with his smooth Taekwondo moves. Annie gets the fright of her life playing Bloody Mary.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Chris thinks he's making a new friend. Little does he know he's the target of a multi-level marketer.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Walt helps Jed keep the kids behaving. A lady never wanted to talk to John.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Christopher has to share a bathroom with a very drunk individual. James has a freaking weird interaction with a kid. John gets wished a happy Valentine's Day.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Wayne's 80 year old neighbor hops the fence with a meat cleaver. John's moving house and James scared the mess out of some kids.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Some kid becomes hysterical over a closed app. James puts his underwear on backwards.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Mike and his sister lose track of their mother's ashes. James' son sees an angel.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Ramiro relives his horrible rodent control job. John asks is it okay to tell someone when their clothes aren't on right.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Joseph has a creepy girl on his tail. John take the wrong cup at Starbucks. James is overdressed for Subway.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Tiny from Earth Oddity Podcast joins us this week and shares the story of a little prank that paid off big time!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Emily has a disturbing chat with a lady about chicken nuggets.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

James' wife thinks the baby Yoda is actually Yoda. James unwittingly names his new dog Mr. Noodles.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

John jumps 67 feet off the bridge of a giant boat. What a pain in the rear!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Making a blanket for your gerbil is a bad plan.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Harmony tries to do her job and stay germ-free. Then this happens.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

John's got a human-sized stuffed animal on the loose. James worries about people who don't know how to Chic-fil-a.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

James wants to see his wife fight a lady. John answers questions about Disney Plus. Jessica gets tricked in Dare Damage. Jane gets a misprint on her face in Saturday Retreat Treat, Matthew argues in I'm In Charge. Landon gets yelled at in The Story of Ranger Jan. Emily's husband finds a new friend in I'm a Believer. Erik finds out that mice can swim thanks to Micheal Phelps Mouse. Kathy helps her boss get out of an embarrassing Ticket Tangle.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week it's a collection of the scariest middle school drama stories we could find!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

James tangos with a mouse. John dreams of putting things right. Samuel tries some Under Age Popcicleing. “I” brings a wholesome story of Crow Care. The Fiddlerrockstar deals with at 17 Story Fire and Jeremy reminds us that Cats (and dogs) Are Gross.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Telman writes in sharing several stories from his middle school years when James was his Youth Pastor. Kathy's boss causes and Exploding Egg, Stephen's tooth gets a Deep Impact, Fred has a Minor Emergency and Megan gets a Lip-gloss Blessing.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

John hates pajama day. James' wife is a bowl flipper. Ricky gets an Early Easter Egg. Johnathan has to go Digging Down Deep to get glass out of his foot. Dan's daughter is happy that the family pet is Dead and Buried. Samantha is the victim of IT Exaggeration and Jackson's sister thinks she's getting Consecrated.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

James' son gets attacked by a hawk. John tries to make Kook-aid in his mouth. Siya's father causes confusion in a Pleasant Prison. J talks in his sleep about a farm chair. John is asked if he's on duty. Lauren's dad recreates a bad vacation movie with a Reckless RV. Stephen's little brother said a bad word. And Samuel shares three little stories: Nursing Home Nuggets.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

John looses his eyebrows. James needs to be spoken to very slowly. Fiddlerrockstar's camp burns down. Jane has a bat on her door. Emily's baby is mooning everyone. Meghan returns an unused diaper, and Matt gets busted while having tummy troubles.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

James son speaks Parseltongue. John is an epic quiz master.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

James hates his dog. John owns up to making noises in class.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

John gets no respect at Burger King. James' son proves he's the best kid in the family.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

James and his wife go on vacation to Mexico. John hates on stuff.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

John is more perfect than perfection. Sarah leaves her siblings to die. James really likes salad. MomofBoys is a wet blanket. Tiny gets scammed. Jed's wife-to-be is worried about her marriage medicine. Nathan's daughter tries to rip out her teeth. Nate's wife is too old to attract a pedophile and Sara hears from God in a text message.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Fred's buddy has a crappy camper. James is his mom's favorite son. John's son has the voice of a wedding planner. Drew gets an unexpected shower. Anonymous Wife and her husband have an interesting week of revival. Parker slaps his grandmother and Dan enjoys a glass-filled slushie.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Buckle up as we blaze through the best of the first five episodes of Nobody's Listening.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

John says The Lion King sucks. Amedly speaks Spanish. Andrew wins a crappy remote. Elizabeth has a crazy friend. Noah's co-worker sees monkeys in his phone pics. Wii has a leaky bladder. Becca goes over the hill. Luke dials 911. MomofBoys talks to a crazy lady and Phil tries to scare an owl out of his church.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Our special guest, Jeremy (Spider Pan) Shields from Neverland: To Disney and Beyond, shares a great camp story about a campground built near an insane asylum. Send in your story this week for a chance to win a $20 Steam gift card!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

James brings a story about trying to find a place to relieve himself. John has a special prayer partner. Then we've got stories about people catching a cat, a kid peeing out of a tree, trying to defend the English language to toddlers and more. Clean comedy at its finest!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

It's the show after Narthex Con so we share funny stories from Narthex Con! Also some great listener stories that'll put hair on your chest... well, you'll learn what grosses out a chimp anyhow.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Join us as we record in front of a live audience at the first annual Narthex Con! John and James share hilarious clean comedy stories and interact live with storytellers in the audience. Not to be missed!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

It's episode 300 and it's bat-themed in celebration of the 10-year anniversary of John turning into a bat and flying away (which happened during episode 160)! Enjoy a plethora of funny real-life stories about bats and the people who were freaked out by them.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week James and Jenna are bringing you some hilarious life stories and commentary. Enjoy!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Chris Cowan from The Cowan Boys Super Movie Show shares a great fart story with a surprise ending.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Austin Reason and Janusz Strzepek guest host and share stories about adulting and creating a game with a cult following.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

James and his wife are on a date when a lady approaches them. You won't believe what happened next!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Justice is served when a cocky customer service rep tries to hold James to a false contract.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Luke Kirk shares a story about a co-worker who enjoyed painting the toilet stalls with his own waste.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

What would you do if you had a huge palmetto bug fly up your pants?Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

John tells of the time he dumped his future wife but managed to win her back in the cringiest way possible.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

James think's he's made up a new thing, but finds it's already a thing.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy