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“What am I?” The podcast trudges on through oblivion. Gone are the days of Jeff and Spencer’s asinine jokery, That Happens chronicles the slow deconstruction of the man Patton Oswalt once hailed as having “incredible comedic timing.” Ranting uninterrupted about daily political minutia or tiktok trends, Spencer occasionally breaks down and questions his life, podcast, and reality itself, as Kevin smiles, pained, trying to pull the show back onto the rails with a listener question or quick-fire rhetorical premise. What was is gone, and what’s left is bitter, battery acid-flavored reality. That Happens.
The Tolarian Tales
The Professor, from the Magic: The Gathering YouTube channel “Tolarian Community College”, joins us to talk Magic, Rice-A-Roni, and corn bread. Kevin springs another surreal game show on our guest, where all the questions and answers are deliberately wrong.
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01:13:2726/10/2023
Artisanal Small Batch Religions
Spencer and Kevin discuss motivations, philosophy and sous vide. Spencer dishes some rant like thoughts, and we dive into some more listener emails.
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01:12:0019/10/2023
Who Here Thinks People Should Eat Food?
The return of answering emails, where one listener debates exactly how "real" Abed is. Spencer talks D&D design, then Kevin springs a quiz show on him.
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01:14:2012/10/2023
Threaten People Passively While I Look at Grapes
Legendary comedian, actor and podcaster Matt Gourley joins us to talk getting started in the industry, Spencer's adventures in job applications, and social anxiety.
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01:14:3521/09/2023
Water is Dope
Is Old Man Crittenden's Lavender Root Beer becoming a reality? Spencer visits Portland, gets reminded why it is so weird, and uses some broken glass in a way you won't expect?
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01:12:2514/09/2023
Re-release: Room Temperature Bacon
We couldn't record an episode this week, so here's a re-release of one of our favorites. Jeff woke up late and unleashed some rage, made worse by our final attempt at killing him with soda. The battle in D&D continues, left on a cliffhanger filled with crazy bees???
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01:11:0207/09/2023
Your Heart is Hearting
Abed Gheith is back! Spencer shares a heartwarming story about Grape Nuts cereal and has a fiery dream about Kevin. We answer some viewer mail, sip some passion fruit, discuss health and diet.
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01:16:5631/08/2023
Now That's What I Call Happens: Volume 4
Now That's What I Call Happens! Volume 4! Spencer is in time-out this week for yelling at someone, so listen back on all the best bits from your 5th or 6th favorite podcast. It'll have you saying, Now That's What I Call Happens!
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48:0624/08/2023
Man, Why is Ham So Salty?
Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie from the hit podcast “No One Can Know About This” come and talk to us about Final Fantasy, things you should NOT put in a Super Soaker, while Spencer lusts for Diamond Medallion status somewhere.
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01:13:2817/08/2023
Blud Did Not Return the Slab
TikTok trends get aggressively viral, Spencer explores the fog of depression, Kevin's being too rowdy, and basically nothing will ever be good again.
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01:09:2810/08/2023
Screamin' and Spleenin'
Vince Underwood talks comics, writing and narcissism with Spencer and Kevin. Spencer's at a remote location, but it's all a work in progress. It's part of his coming of age story.
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01:09:4327/07/2023
I Look Like I Used to be Happy
Spencer talks about the SAG strike, but he's sad that tech bros have completely taken over Hollywood and movies, TV and video games are just massive stacks of fraud. It's all bad.
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01:10:3320/07/2023
I Too Have a Complicated Relationship With The Musical Hamilton
Yusong Liu returns and shares his love of fan fiction and podcasting. Spencer hurts Lin-Manual Miranda's feelings then has to face him, but we're getting swamped by normies.
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01:14:2413/07/2023
Made Impure by the Thoughts of Peasantry
Former Harmontown director and present day animation guru for Bob's Burgers, Nolan Fabricius, joins Spencer and Kevin to talk about Velveeta chocolates, Zelda, Judd Apatow, and what turquoise smells like. Spencer tries out a new auto tune voice.
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01:13:1406/07/2023
who bro opps 💀💀💀
The sun is dead. Spencer fact checks, acts contrarian, and subverts everything. Kevin fails Spencer's TikTok slang test.
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59:0229/06/2023
I Don't See No Drip on Baby Gronk
Spencer's got rizz, Kevin's the drip king, and everyone's very very. Can s'mores come in a can? Is debate just performance art? Can Apple pull off VR?
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01:15:3722/06/2023
Fending off Six Foot Germans
Mira Manga is back! She gets one step closer to figuring out Kevin's deal, discuss Street Jesus, and some cool robot stuff. We're incredibly anxious and worried.
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01:14:5015/06/2023
One Voice Made of Light in the Form of Crystals
We're wrong about cinnamon, Spencer comes out against AI as your therapist but ranks Donald Glover just barely behind sex and tennis way ahead of potato chips in his attempt to rank everything.
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01:08:4808/06/2023
Coterminous
Instead of a Normal episode, Spencer steals the concept of crossovers and plays a YouTube interview he did with YouTuber extraordinaire Mira Manga. Meanwhile, Kevin is on the Fire Plane.
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01:13:1101/06/2023
Holy Scatrimony
Spencer is a robot voiced beard guy, who gets some time in on the picket lines entirely on vibes. Kevin recounts his tales on the run from the cops.
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01:12:5625/05/2023
Specious
We start this episode with guns blazing, blasting ropes and making Spencer cry. Spencer talks to his shadow, wants us all to be better people and explains the WGA writer's strike. Kevin is worried about future generations listening to the podcast, then Ariel shows off her talented tongue to the amazement of everyone.
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01:15:0318/05/2023
Dew & Dungeon Rant-ventures with ChatGPT
Spencer experiments with some hyperdepresso rants, while we ponder the fleeting nature of happiness and a super hero that can harness the power of the color magenta.
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01:13:2109/05/2023
Impugning Your Plumbing Skills
Description: Spencer's building a bridge to God, because he's looking for some kind of science expert on his quest to be the biggest restaurant Karen. A quick review of the Mario Bros movie, and a lightning round of flavor with Ariel.
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01:12:4027/04/2023
A Lot of Y’all Be F’ing in These Cars
100! Guest Brandon Johnson is back! We go over the top moments of the last 100 episodes of That Happens, deploy the Robo-Jeff, and enjoy a big helping of that potato salad that’s been sitting out in the sun.
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01:16:4313/04/2023
Your Dog's Wedding Certificate
Spencer explores role playing games through the eye of AI and creates a Mega Man monster and a gravity combat based monk. Ariel Day returns to try some Japanese Kit Kats, Buzz Bomb vodka drinks and some celery and butter in soda form.
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01:14:0406/04/2023
Mountain Dew: Communism
Spencer is channeling a depressed Wolfman Jack, Kevin is strongly against Steven Seagal but for Marcel the Shell. Dr. Mindflayer returns to challenge us both in an exciting quiz game.
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01:15:3430/03/2023
I Make Judd Apatow Look Like Someone Else
Spencer eats some disagreeable meatballs, Kevin doesn't have any better luck with knockoff sodas. Who says you can own a box of dirt? Should Spencer go on Tinder? What are peeps doing in our Pepsi?
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01:13:2723/03/2023
Oyster Time Squirt Down
Spencer's the master of inertia and he's cooking up some giant slabs of breast meat, chup chucklet and a chookus in this crazy food packed episode.
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01:15:4416/03/2023
Dr. Mindflayer
Spencer explains pitching a new TV series, how his attempt at levitating off a curb went, snowy Burbank and the rock-paper-scissors of politics. The AI finally gets Kevin to reveal what his deal really is.
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01:16:1009/03/2023
AI Jackson
We get off on some bad tangents involving birthday awkwardness, our own AI generated Seinfeld, and the Eldritch horror that is Maggie Simpson.
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01:08:0323/02/2023
Big Nutty Favorites
Abed Gheith is back to debate Ghostbusters, Heathcliff, and Mumm-Ra. Spencer explains his theories on terpenes and Star Wars. Everything is completely normal and sane and rational.
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01:18:3716/02/2023
Strange Predators in this Realm of Nonsense
Spencer shares his plan to use some secret forbidden candy secrets to become the world's most popular TikTok superstar. We deploy the emergency Robot Jeff to tell jokes, then the real Jeff Davis joins us to talk about the ending of "Whose Line is it Anyway?"
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01:16:0209/02/2023
It's Potpourri With Cancer
We're burning the candle from all three ends until Kevin gets sick from Spencer's boiled Fabuloso rice. Spencer dabbles in being a lawyer, Jeff finally books a show appearance but we quickly decide to replace him with a robot.
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01:13:1702/02/2023
AI Has Gone Woke
Spencer comes out of the gate with some very strong opinions on nicknames, then realizes how ill-prepared a convention can be in Los Angeles when it rains. We say goodbye to Sierra Mist by comparing it to its Gen-Z cousin, Starry.
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01:09:0419/01/2023
My Sister Died Doing the Macarena
Spencer shares his thoughts about some recent D&D controversy and behind the scenes tales of his work on the show Great Minds with Dan Harmon and what makes some good rice.
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01:15:1012/01/2023
Now That's What I Call Happens: Volume 3
Now That’s What I Call Happens! Jeff got us all too drunk on New Year's Eve to do a show this week, so watch us milk the clip show concept as far as we can. Listen to even more of the best banter between Jeff and Spencer until you're saying “Now That’s What I Call Happens! Volume Three!”
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41:2505/01/2023
Now That's What I Call Happens: Volume 2
Now That’s What I Call Happens! Spencer is busy this week renting his beard to a mall Santa, so we're bringing you even more of the best moments from That Happens! Listen to the best banter between Jeff and Spencer until you're saying “Now That’s What I Call Happens! Volume Two!”
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41:5929/12/2022
True Hat Stories
Spencer and Kevin go off the rails with AI, the flavor profile parallelogram of fruit cake, and who can pull off a hat.
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01:12:2122/12/2022
Trying to Make Corn Casserole a Thing
Writer and Director Ben Mekler is here to talk about Kung Fu Panda, Marvel Snap, tooting, and comes closer than ever to figuring out Kevin's deal.
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01:16:4715/12/2022
Chocolate Chip Cussy
We recap our Thanksgiving feasts, reminisce about Kevin's childhood through a viral TikTok video, literally erase Jeff from the show and try some Warheads soda.
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01:12:2601/12/2022
Kids These Days Don't Know How to Make a Roux
Spencer and Kevin get ready for Thanksgiving with some brown deviled eggs, stuffing that resembles soup and truly unreasonable amounts of gravy. We hear some spicy rumors about Kevin and then flash back to trying some old flavors of Mountain Dew.
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01:12:5824/11/2022
Expose Your Families to Our Content
Skeleton Realm's own Doug Bleichner and Sam Wagstaff join us to talk about content creation, cats, comedy and that unsatisfying DVD player screen saver.
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01:14:2417/11/2022
An Echo Chamber of Flavor
Is having a kid like prestiging in video games? Does Spencer still work at Barnes & Noble? Listen, we're all bad at mexican food here and Spencer keeps hogging the tongs.
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01:16:2610/11/2022
Matt Happens
Matt Happens! That’s right, it’s Matt Month on That Happens and we got the king of the hill, Matt Apodaca himself! Kevin’s stuck in internet while the guys Get Played, Get Anime’d, and chop it up about about podcasts, Nazis, and coughing Europeans.
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01:19:0803/11/2022
Now That's What I Call Happens: Volume 1
Now That’s What I Call Happens! Spencer’s beard got run over by a Zamboni Brand Ice Resurfacer so this week we’re bringing together all the best That Happens moments from back when you were still excited about the podcast before the magic died. Each one of these shining That Happens moments is sure to have you saying “Now That’s What I Call Happens! Volume One!”
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40:5727/10/2022
Dual Wielding Toothbrushes
Spencer details some oral trauma at the dentist, we launch a few new segments including "The Rundown", and discuss why all fandom is toxic.
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01:07:4620/10/2022
Shaqussy
We analyze the recent Try Guys controversy in the way only Spencer can, enjoy some pumpkin ASMR, and try harder to replace Spencer with some AI.
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01:12:1613/10/2022
A Baby is a Necessary Evil
Spencer's cat drops by, we try to train an AI to replace Spencer, read some viewer mail, and drink an extremely rare Mountain Dew.
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01:09:3506/10/2022
Kevin and the Spleen
Your favorite morning shock jocks let AI take over the show who attacks with bugbears. We try some toffee and then need some jaw rest.
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01:11:5229/09/2022
It's About the Jokes You Didn't Tell
This episode is chock full of brain controlling parasites, house parties, Yelp reviews, crazy meat tacos and a ring of magicians.
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01:13:1722/09/2022