☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ STRAP IN! I got in the holiday spirit by getting high and trying to finger my own butthole. My mom is celebrating No Nuance November. If she was at all filtering herself before, she's definitely holding nothing back now. We argue about what we're grateful for and discuss the Pope's affinity for Insta-booty. This is a Gobble Gobble spectacular that explores every crevice of our lives.  Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! CARE/OF – Want quality vitamins customized to your needs? To get 50% off your first Care/of order, go to TakeCareOf.com and enter code MOM50. SATISFYER – Give yourself the gift of satisfaction this holiday season! Satisfyer's air pulse stimulators will give your clit the sensation of oral sex whenever you so desire. Grab the most cutting-edge, beautiful, and affordable pleasure devices at www.Satisfyer.com. If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Also, it would mean the world if you'd support us through Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom – a platform where you can get exclusive STWMM bonus episodes and Zoom chats with us! Get close with us on socials at: Text us - 310-356-3920 Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Watch out! I'm mad and itchy! Luckily my mom is here to distract and force me into watching TV, like the bad influence that she is. We share a story about a new low for someone blaming their farts on their dog. We also discuss whether a dude is f*cking his octopus. We hear listeners' reactions to my mom using her toothbrush as a vibrator. Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! UBERLUBE – UberLube is our favorite lube! Perfect for oral, anal, and vaginal sex. Use code MOM at www.UberLube.com for 10% off and free shipping. CALM – Want better sleep? Go to Calm.com/SexTalk to get 40% off of Calm's premium subscription! Calm has sleep stories and guided meditations to help put you to bed and ease your worries!  SATISFYER – Give yourself the gift of satisfaction this holiday season! Satisfyer's air pulse stimulators will give your clit the sensation of oral sex whenever you so desire. Grab the most cutting-edge, beautiful, and affordable pleasure devices at www.Satisfyer.com. If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Also, it would mean the world if you'd support us through Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom – a platform where you can get exclusive STWMM bonus episodes and Zoom chats with us! Get close with us on socials at: Text us - 310-356-3920 Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. #QueensGambit #Queen's #Gambit #My #Octopus #Teacher #Netflix #mad #anger #management #calm #tv Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Sex, Death, Sh*t, and Meth! This episode has it all! Mom shares about her innovative first vibrator. I share how veggies have been affecting my bowels. We discuss a "Death Party" equipped with meth, rock 'n roll, and one final bone sesh. We answer listener questions about what someone should do if they want more or less sex than their partner. Tune in! Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! POUR MOI – Hey vulva-owners, want stronger orgasms? Intensity by Pour Moi is an automatic Kegel exerciser that will strengthen your pelvic floor while providing you pleasure! Get $25 off with code MOM at PourMoi.com. DIPSEA – Want a turn on? Dipsea is an audio app that features short, sexy stories and guided masturbation sessions. Get a 30-day free membership when you visit dipseastories.com/mom! UBERLUBE – UberLube is our favorite lube! Perfect for oral, anal, and vaginal sex. Use code MOM at www.UberLube.com for 10% off and free shipping. If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Also, it would mean the world if you'd support us through Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom – a platform where you can get exclusive STWMM bonus episodes and Zoom chats with us! Get close with us on socials at: Text us - 310-356-3920 Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. #Sex #Death #Meth #Podcast #Mom #first #vibrator #sextoy #toy #DeathParty #Death #Party #rocknroll Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ We bring on a friend of the road who shares with us the key to flirting: Get into FLOW STATE. My mom claims that my Hinge dates do not qualify as dating. She also twerks for Biden on Tik Tok. A listener shares an EPIC story about bed bugs. I bore my mom with a chat on how to be happy. Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! UBERLUBE – UberLube is our favorite lube! Perfect for oral, anal, and vaginal sex. Use code MOM at www.UberLube.com for 10% off and free shipping. CALM – Want better sleep? Go to Calm.com/SexTalk to get 40% off of Calm's premium subscription! Calm has sleep stories and guided meditations to help put you to bed and ease your worries!  If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Also, it would mean the world if you'd support us through Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom – a platform where you can get exclusive STWMM bonus episodes and Zoom chats with us! Get close with us on socials at: Text us - 310-356-3920 Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ It's a miracle that you're listening to this podcast episode. Mom and I took an EPIC road trip to Big Sur, California. There were dangerous roads, excrement of all varieties, and fire. In a matter of hours, several of our deepest fears became a reality. There was also a lot of laughs. Buckle up for this ride! Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! CALM – Want better sleep? Go to Calm.com/SexTalk to get 40% off of Calm's premium subscription! Calm has sleep stories and guided meditations to help put you to bed and ease your worries!  TRIVIA STAR – Pub trivia is out, Trivia Star is in! The Trivia Star app is offering you 2,500 coins and 500 gems when you download and play. Just go to the Apple or Google store on your smartphone and search for Trivia Star. If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Also, it would mean the world if you'd support us through Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom – a platform where you can get exclusive STWMM bonus episodes and Zoom chats with us! Get close with us on socials at: Text us - 310-356-3920 Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Mom used her Tik Tok prowess to discover (i.e. stalk) Tai Verdes, a young musician whose music has blown up the Internet. He's got the #4 most viral sound on Tik Tok and over 14 million streams on Spotify. Tai joins us to discuss what overnight success feels like and its effect on his dating life. He offers some motivating words for you sneaky freaks who wants to jumpstart your creative career (or Tik Tok account). Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! POUR MOI – Hey vulva-owners, want stronger orgasms? Intensity by Pour Moi is an automatic Kegel exerciser that will strengthen your pelvic floor while providing you pleasure! Get $25 off with code MOM at PourMoi.com. UBERLUBE – UberLube is our favorite lube! Perfect for oral, anal, and vaginal sex. Use code MOM at www.UberLube.com for 10% off and free shipping. If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Also, it would mean the world if you'd support us through Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom – a platform where you can get exclusive STWMM bonus episodes and Zoom chats with us! Get close with us on socials at: Text us - 310-356-3920 Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ In Mom's News, a writer for the New Yorker gets caught masturbating during a work Zoom call. We also discuss f*cking sheep to relieve the stress of final exams. I offer my thoughts related to the Buddhist precept of Wise Sexuality and my personal experience around chub rub. Hang on tight! Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! DIPSEA – Slow down and masturbate! Dipsea is an audio app that features short, sexy stories and guided sessions designed to turn you on. Now you can get a 30-day free membership when you visit dipseastories.com/mom! UBERLUBE – UberLube is our favorite lube! Perfect for oral, anal, and vaginal sex. Use code MOM at www.UberLube.com for 10% off and free shipping. If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Also, it would mean the world if you'd support us through Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom – a platform where you can get exclusive STWMM bonus episodes and Zoom chats with us! Get close with us on socials at: Text us - 310-356-3920 Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What is the best drugs to have sex on? My mom and I have VERY different takes, and I do not care that she thinks I'm boring. We discuss bishops desecrating an altar with their sex. We share the key for how to keep your sex life alive in a long-term relationship. We also talk about how to keep your dog alive. Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! UBERLUBE – UberLube is our favorite lube! Perfect for oral, anal, and vaginal sex. Use code MOM at www.UberLube.com for 10% off and free shipping. POUR MOI – Hey vulva-owners, want stronger orgasms? Intensity by Pour Moi is an automatic Kegel exerciser that will strengthen your pelvic floor while providing you pleasure! Get $25 off with code MOM at PourMoi.com. TRIVIA STAR – Pub trivia is out, Trivia Star is in! The Trivia Star app is offering you 2,500 coins and 500 gems when you download and play. Just go to the Apple or Google store on your smartphone and search for Trivia Star. If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Also, it would mean the world if you'd support us through Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom – a platform where you can get exclusive STWMM bonus episodes and Zoom chats with us! Get close with us on socials at: Text us - 310-356-3920 Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

☎️  Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️  I'll be honest, sometimes I experience insecurity around my one-eyed monster. This is a pep talk featuring Cardi B to encourage all of you who experience shame around your cock or pussy! We also discuss strategies for getting in the mood, our major takeaways from podcasting about sex for five years, and how to cope with being cheated on.  Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! CALM – Want to destress? Go to Calm.com/SexTalk to get 40% off of Calm's premium subscription! Calm has sleep stories and guided meditations to help put you to bed and ease your worries!  NATIVE – Looking for delicious, natural deodorant? Receive 20% off your first order at nativedeo.com/mom or use promo code MOM at checkout. DIPSEA – Slow down and masturbate! Dipsea is an audio app that features short, sexy stories and guided sessions designed to turn you on. Now you can get a 30-day free membership when you visit dipseastories.com/mom! POUR MOI – Hey vulva-owners, want stronger orgasms? Intensity by Pour Moi is an automatic Kegel exerciser that will strengthen your pelvic floor while providing you pleasure! Get $25 off with code MOM at PourMoi.com. If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Also, it would mean the world if you'd support us through Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom – a platform where you can get exclusive STWMM bonus episodes and Zoom chats with us! Get close with us on socials at: Text us - 310-356-3920 Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ This week was full of excessive birthday wine, COVID scares, and seductive state ID pics. We respond to listener comments and questions about erotica, divorce, cougars, and dating apps. My mom insults my toes (in a loving way). Please VOTE! For more info visit: https://iwillvote.com/ Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! POUR MOI – Hey vulva-owners, want stronger orgasms? Intensity by Pour Moi is an automatic Kegel exerciser that will strengthen your pelvic floor while providing you pleasure! Get $25 off with code MOM at PourMoi.com. DIPSEA – Slow down and masturbate! Dipsea is an audio app that features short, sexy stories and guided sessions designed to turn you on. Now you can get a 30-day free membership when you visit dipseastories.com/mom! MANSCAPED – Need a way to groom below the belt? Get the best trimmer and other male grooming products at manscaped.com. Enter promo code MOMTALK for 20% off and free shipping! If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Also, it would mean the world if you'd support us through Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom – a platform where you can get exclusive STWMM bonus episodes and Zoom chats with us! Get close with us on socials at: Text us - 310-356-3920 Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Move out of the way! After several viral Tik Toks, my mom is now a legend in the Philippines. We discuss getting caught having sex on a work zoom, our top tips for exercising your Kegel muscles, and how my grandma is convinced I won't get a girlfriend until I get a haircut. I was also stalked during a family dinner. Enjoy! Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! NATIVE – Looking for delicious, natural deodorant? Receive 20% off your first order at nativedeo.com/mom or use promo code MOM at checkout. UBERLUBE – UberLube is our favorite lube! Perfect for oral, anal, and vaginal sex. Use code MOM at www.UberLube.com for 10% off and free shipping. CARE/OF – Want quality vitamins customized to your needs? To get 50% off your first Care/of order, go to TakeCareOf.com and enter code MOM50. If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Also, it would mean the world if you'd support us through Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom – a platform where you can get exclusive STWMM bonus episodes and Zoom chats with us! Get close with us on socials at: Text us - 310-356-3920 Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Legendary stand-up comedian and lgbt activist, Margaret Cho, talks with us about being raised in a Korean-American family that owned an erotic bookstore! We discuss being a switch and how her parents didn't approve of her bisexuality. We also get into BDSM, polyamory, and hormone replacement. Don't miss this wild ride! Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! CALM – Want to destress? Go to Calm.com/SexTalk to get 40% off of Calm's premium subscription! Calm has sleep stories and guided meditations to help put you to bed and ease your worries!  TRIVIA STAR – Pub trivia is out, Trivia Star is in! The Trivia Star app is offering you 2,500 coins and 500 gems when you download and play. Just go to the Apple or Google store on your smartphone and search for Trivia Star. If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Also, it would mean the world if you'd support us through Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom – a platform where you can get exclusive STWMM bonus episodes and Zoom chats with us! Get close with us on socials at: Text us - 310-356-3920 Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ My mother is under the impression that I am too sensitive to camp and scared of blood. She's wrong. Meanwhile, she's buying skimpy bathing suits in order to reach 10,000 followers on Tik Tok. One of our fav listeners calls in to tell us about her golden shower experience. We offer extensive advice on how to spice up the sex life when you're in a long-term relationship. Strap in for this wild ride. Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! UBERLUBE – Want to reactivate your libido? UberLube is here to save the day! Use code MOM at www.UberLube.com for 10% off our favorite silicone lubricant! DIPSEA – Want to listen to sexy stories that will turn you on and guided sessions that will enhance your sex life? Dipsea is the audio app for you! Get a 30-day free membership when you visit dipseastories.com/mom! If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Also, it would mean the world if you'd support us through Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom – a platform where you can get exclusive STWMM bonus episodes and Zoom chats with us! Get close with us on socials at: Text us - 310-356-3920 Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ This is the pee pee episode! We talk about it in all sorts of settings and flavors – from Mom getting accused of peeing on someone's shoulders to Cam actually getting pissed on. We answer listener questions about nonconsensual golden showers and requests for our urine. Aside from pee, we discuss makeup sex, sex with your coworker's mom, and squirking (squirting + twerking). Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! MANSCAPED – Need a way to groom below the belt? Get the best trimmer and other male grooming products at manscaped.com. Enter promo code MOMTALK for 20% off and free shipping! TRIVIA STAR – Trivia Star is offering you 2,500 coins and 500 gems when you download and play. Just go to the Apple or Google store and search for Trivia Star. If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Also, it would mean the world if you'd support us through Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom – a platform where you can get exclusive STWMM bonus episodes and Zoom chats with us! Get close with us on socials at: Text us - 310-356-3920 Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Nina Hartley tries to convince my mom to get into web camming. I catch a glimpse of life post COVID at a silent disco on the beach. We discuss massages and how everyone secretly desires that they becomes erotic. I learn that my penis is average sized!  Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! CALM – Want to destress? Go to Calm.com/SexTalk to get 40% off of Calm's premium subscription! Calm has sleep stories and guided meditations to help put you to bed and ease your worries!  If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Also, it would mean the world if you'd support us through Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom – a platform where you can get exclusive STWMM bonus episodes and Zoom chats with us! Get close with us on socials at: Text us - 310-356-3920 Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Mom reviews Cardi B's "WAP" and hacks Tik Tok to gain thousands of followers. I broke Hinge and Bumble, and now I have to use our business accounts to get new dating apps. We take your questions about how to perform anal and our most embarrassing sex stories. Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! CARE/OF – Want quality vitamins customized to your needs? To get 50% off your first Care/of order, go to TakeCareOf.com and enter code MOM50. DIPSEA – Slow down and masturbate! Dipsea is an audio app that features short, sexy stories and guided sessions designed to turn you on. Now you can get a 30-day free membership when you visit dipseastories.com/mom! If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Also, it would mean the world if you'd support us through Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom – a platform where you can get exclusive STWMM bonus episodes and Zoom chats with us! Save the date – our next Patreon Party is on Weds, Aug 19th at 5PM PT. Get close with us on socials at: Text us - 310-356-3920 Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ You're quarantined with a sexy roommate, the isolation is getting to you, what do you do?! And how would you feel if you found out your partner had way more lovers than you thought? This is the juicy listener goss we are getting into today, folks. Strap in!  Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! NATIVE – Looking for natural, aluminum-free deodorant? Receive 20% off your first order at nativedeo.com/mom or use promo code MOM at checkout. If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Also, it would mean the world if you'd support us through Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom – a platform where you can get exclusive STWMM bonus episodes and Zoom chats with us! Save the date – our next Patreon Party is on Weds, Aug 19th at 5PM PT. Get close with us on socials at: Text us - 310-356-3920 Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Back from silent retreat and feeling much more centered, I now have the space in my life to schedule in sexy time. It just has to take place on weeknights between 9PM and 9:02PM. My mom has taken the opposite approach to me. Rather than going inwards, she's going outwards and debating about signing up for an Only Fans account. 😳 Support our show by supporting our sponsors! CALM – What's more important than your sleep? Go to Calm.com/SexTalk to get 40% off of Calm's premium subscription! Calm has sleep stories and guided meditations to help put you to bed and ease your worries!  NATIVE – Looking for natural, aluminum-free deodorant? Receive 20% off your first order at nativedeo.com/mom or use promo code MOM at checkout. If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Also, it would mean the world if you'd support us through Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom – a platform where you can get exclusive STWMM bonus episodes and Zoom chats with us! Save the date – our next Patreon Party is on Weds, Aug 19th at 5PM PT. Get close with us on socials at: Text us - 310-356-3920 Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🚨 Last chance to enter our LELO giveaway by texting us at 310-356-3920! 🚨 While I sweated in a 4-day silent retreat, my mom was doing her own self-care (Read: Taking edibles and twerking on Tik Tok). We discuss looping thoughts, orgasms in men vs women, and Mom not hiding her boobs anymore. Please support our show by supporting our sponsors: It's time to prioritize self-love (a.k.a. your masturbation)! Dipsea is an audio app that features short, sexy stories and guided sessions designed to turn you on. Now you can get a 30-day free trial when you visit dipseastories.com/mom! Need a way to groom below the belt? Get the best trimmer and other male grooming products at manscaped.com. Enter promo code MOMTALK for 20% off and free shipping! If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Also, it would mean the world if you'd support us through Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom – a platform where you can get exclusive STWMM bonus episodes and Zoom chats with us! Get close with us on socials at: Text us - 310-356-3920 Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Enter our LELO giveaway by texting us at 310-356-3920! I endeavor to treat myself to a "self-date," which ends with an exploration of my butthole. My mom is now tik tok-ing about her breasts. We discuss the merits of snake skin condoms and FWBs during Corona. Support our show by supporting our sponsors: Want vitamins customized for you? To get 50% off your first Care/of order, go to TakeCareOf.com and enter code MOM50. Looking for natural, aluminum-free deodorant? Receive 20% off your first order at nativedeo.com/mom or use promo code at checkout. UberLube to save the day! Use code MOM at www.UberLube.com for our favorite silicone lubricant! If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Also, it would mean the world if you'd support us through Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom – a platform where you can get exclusive STWMM bonus episodes and Zoom chats with us! Get close with us on socials at: Text us - 310-356-3920 Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Enter our LELO giveaway by texting us at 310-356-3920! Mom admits to having a porn safe. She swears me into burning it upon her death. Speaking of burning, my apartment and cock are both on fire. No it's not an STD – I haven't touched another human in months. It might be due to my mom's over-chlorinated pool in which she creates Tik Tok videos. What's more important than your sleep? Go to Calm.com/SexTalk to get 40% off of Calm's premium subscription! Calm has sleep stories and guided meditations to help put you to bed and ease your worries!  If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Also, it would mean the world if you'd support us through Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom – a platform where you can get exclusive STWMM bonus episodes and Zoom chats with us! Get close with us on socials at: Text us - 310-356-3920 Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Last chance to enter our LELO giveaway by texting us at 310-356-3920! This week, the co-hosts of the Girls On Porn podcast, Laura Ramadei and Rachel Napoleon, join us to discuss PORN! We talk about all types of porn from cream pies to wedgies. How much of porn is our fantasy versus what we actually want to occur? What is ethical porn? How do you give the perfect blowjob? These are the types of freaky questions we get into with these hilarious and knowledgeable porn enthusiasts! Want to hear how camming, VR, and AI will affect porn? Tune into our Patreon-exclusive bonus episode with Laura and Rachel at Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. Make sure to listen to the Girls On Porn podcast and follow them on Instagram @girlsonprn, Twitter @gopthepodcast, and at www.GirlsOnPorn.com. A special thank you to our favorite lube company, UberLube, for sponsoring this episode! For 10% off and free shipping, use code MOM at www.UberLube.com. We'd love if you'd support us by leaving a rating and review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom!  Join our convo by texting us at 310-356-3920. Follow us on Instagram @SexTalkWithMyMom, so you'll be notified when we go live! Talk about sex with us anytime in our private Facebook Group just for STWMM fans, Sex Talk With My Mom And Friends. Thank you for all the love over the past 300+ episodes. Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Enter our Lelo giveaway by texting us at 310-356-3920! This week we chat with T, a wonderful sneaky freak who enjoys cuckolding. We riddle him with questions like what in particular turns him on from being cuckolded and how does one start going down that path with a partner. We also delve into creampies – a.k.a. eating cum – and how swinging made him a more confident lover. Save the date! Our next Sneaky Freak Patreon Zoom Hangout is at 6PM PT on June 30th. Sign up now so you can participate at www.patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. Thank you to all our Sneaky Freaks patrons who have contributed to our show and kept our lights on throughout the pandemic. Thank you to all the lovers who left us reviews! If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Text us at 310-356-3920 to enter our Lelo giveaway! My mother lives in a fraternity where they don't care about COVID-19. They're hugging, kissing, petting each other's dogs, and having orgies in the hot tub. Meanwhile, I haven't been within 6 feet of another human in three months. As a result, I've been cleaning, baking, and researching pornstars. In this rollicking episode, we deep dive into loneliness, porn, orgasms, and threesomes. Save the date! Our next Sneaky Freak Patreon Zoom Hangout is at 6PM PT on June 30th. Sign up now so you can participate at www.patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. Thank you to all our Sneaky Freaks patrons who have contributed to our show and kept our lights on throughout the pandemic. Thank you to all the lovers who left us reviews! If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedian and bra-tologist Michael Blackson (Coming 2 America) joins us to talk about titties and twerking. We recorded this interview before the riots began, so the interview does not go into heavier matters that deserve our attention right now. That said, we hope this discussion offers a bit of humor during such an intense time. You'll hear all about Michael's path from a shy boy in Ghana to a headlining, spectacle of a comedian in LA. If you want to hear more from Michael, we offer a tidbit more on our Patreon at Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. Make sure to follow Michael on Instagram and Twitter @MichaelBlackson. Don't miss his upcoming movies: Meet the Blacks 2 and Coming 2 America. A special thank you to our favorite lube company, UberLube, for sponsoring this episode! For 10% off and free shipping, use code MOM at www.UberLube.com. Please support our show and join our Sneaky Freak family by becoming a member of our Patreon. Now at the $10 level, you'll get a free copy of KarenLee's new book, F*ck Games, Date Cougars. You'll also gain access to our exclusive bonus episodes and virtual hangs. Just go to Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. If money is super tight, we'd love if you'd support us by leaving a rating and review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom!  Join our convo by texting or leaving a voicemail at (YES) TEXT-MOM, or (937)-839-8666. Follow us on Instagram @SexTalkWithMyMom, so you'll be notified when we go live weekdays around noon PT! Talk about sex with us anytime in our private Facebook Group just for STWMM fans, Sex Talk With My Mom And Friends. Thank you for all the love over the past 300+ episodes. Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

🚨 Text 310-356-3920 to enter our LELO vibrator giveaway in honor of Pride month! 🚨 Do you pee in the shower? Do you use the shower faucet on your booty hole instead of toilet paper? These are the groundbreaking questions we get into on today's pod. We also discuss Tik Tok, spider bites, and penis size. Tune in you Sneaky Freaks! Thank you for all the love over the past 300+ episodes. If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Also, it would mean the world if you'd support us through Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom – a platform where you can get exclusive STWMM bonus episodes and Zoom chats with us! Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sexologist and author Dr. Jess O'Reilly shares phenomenal seduction, foreplay and dirty talk tips that even mom was learning from! Not only does she have recommendations for couples wanting to spice it up in the bedroom, she also shares insights for single people wondering who and how to seduce. This isn't your pickup artist mumbo jumbo. This a logical, respectful approach for enhancing your sex life. I took notes. Want to hear a tidbit extra from Dr. Jess that can help with people pleasing and rejection? Check out our Patreon bonus episode at www.patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom! Make sure to peep Dr. Jess' new book, "The Ultimate Guide to Seduction and Foreplay." Her work can be found at SexWithDrJess.com, her courses are on HappierCouples.com, and her podcast is called the Sex With Dr. Jess podcast. A special thank you to City Beauty, my mom's favorite skincare company! Get a big discount on amazing skincare products with code "KarenLee" at CityBeauty.com. Please support our show and join our Sneaky Freak family by becoming a member of our Patreon. Now at the $10 level, you'll get a free copy of KarenLee's new book, F*ck Games, Date Cougars. You'll also gain access to our exclusive bonus episodes and virtual hangs. Just go to Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. If money is super tight, we'd love if you'd support us by leaving a rating and review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom!  Join our convo by texting or leaving a voicemail at (YES) TEXT-MOM, or (937)-839-8666. Follow us on Instagram @SexTalkWithMyMom, so you'll be notified when we go live weekdays around noon PT! Talk about sex with us anytime in our private Facebook Group just for STWMM fans, Sex Talk With My Mom And Friends. Thank you for all the love over the past 300+ episodes. Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We continue the discussion around social justice and reflect on legislative changes that we've seen in our lifetimes that offer us hope. We also check in about my mom's surgery. Her main takeaway related to her hot anesthesiologist. We also throw in a little humor in the form of a talk about anal gaping. I share my thoughts about my own penis size. If you're looking for two incredible podcast episodes discussing this social justice movement. Check out: 8 Minutes and 46 Seconds (Mouthpeace) and Why Ta-Nehisi Coates is Hopeful (The Ezra Klein Show).  Join our convo by texting or leaving a voicemail at (YES) TEXT-MOM, or (937)-839-8666. Follow us on Instagram @SexTalkWithMyMom, so you'll be notified when we go live weekdays around noon PT! Talk about sex with us anytime in our private Facebook Group just for STWMM fans, Sex Talk With My Mom And Friends. Thank you for all the love over the past 300+ episodes. Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 min and 46 seconds is the amount of time that Floyd had a knee on his neck, pleading for his life. Black lives matter. Please consider telling your mayor to adopt #8CantWait – 8 policies that can decrease police violence by 72%. Learn more at https://8cantwait.org/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

While we do our best to make this a light-hearted comedy show, sometimes we need to talk about real subjects such as the inequality and racism plaguing our country. In this episode, we revisit my mom's experience with Rodney King and share our hopes and personal plans to improve our society. We recognize this is a scary time for many, so we also include some humor related to my mom's upcoming hysterectomy, my desire to touch a finger, and someone getting freaky with a mailbox. If you are white and wanting to learn what we can do during this time, please take a look at this article of 75 Things White People Can Do for Racial Justice. Also, if you're curious about what "Privilege" is, check out this essay, "White Privilege: Unpacking the Invisible Knapsack" by Peggy McIntosh We're under a lot of stress and we need to remember to keep our immunity up! Boost your immunity with Billy's Infinity Greens! They make the best green superfoods and vitamin-C blends to ward off any viruses! Get 15% off your order with code "MOM" at www.infinitygreens.com. Join our convo by texting or leaving a voicemail at (YES) TEXT-MOM, or (937)-839-8666. Follow us on Instagram @SexTalkWithMyMom, so you'll be notified when we go live weekdays around noon PT! Talk about sex with us anytime in our private Facebook Group just for STWMM fans, Sex Talk With My Mom And Friends. Thank you for all the love over the past 300+ episodes. Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedians and podcasters, Katelyn Hempstead and Alexis Preston, join us to talk about their dirtiest sex...literally, in a dirty shed and sprayed by dirty pond water. We also hear about them getting turned on despite their friends and family being around – like at a goth party and in the backseat of their family's SUV. Want to pull some tarot cards with Alexis, Katelyn, and us? Check out our Patreon bonus episode at www.patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom! Make sure to follow Alexis Preston on Twitter @AlexisBPreston and Instagram @exits.exe, and Katelyn Hempstead on Twitter @KatelynHempstea and Instagram @katelynhempstead. Listen to their podcasts Lizard People, Hollow Public Radio, and Can I Pet Your Dog? A special thank you to our favorite lube company, UberLube, for sponsoring this episode! For 10% off and free shipping, use code MOM at www.UberLube.com. Please support our show and join our Sneaky Freak family by becoming a member of our Patreon. Now at the $10 level, you'll get a free copy of KarenLee's new book, F*ck Games, Date Cougars. You'll also gain access to our exclusive bonus episodes and virtual hangs. Just go to Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. If money is super tight, we'd love if you'd support us by leaving a rating and review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom!  Join our convo by texting or leaving a voicemail at (YES) TEXT-MOM, or (937)-839-8666. Follow us on Instagram @SexTalkWithMyMom, so you'll be notified when we go live weekdays around noon PT! Talk about sex with us anytime in our private Facebook Group just for STWMM fans, Sex Talk With My Mom And Friends. Thank you for all the love over the past 300+ episodes. Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One of you Sneaky A$$ Freaks proposed to my mom?! We will answer this inquiry and debate what constitutes fisting in this Monday Morning After Show. We also get into the Dutch solution for quarantine: "Sex Buddies."  A special thank you to our favorite lube company, UberLube, for sponsoring this episode! For 10% off and free shipping, use code MOM at www.UberLube.com. If you enjoy this podcast, please consider joining our Sneaky Freak family on Patreon. Now at the $10 level, you'll get a free copy of KarenLee's new book, F*ck Games, Date Cougars. You'll also gain access to our exclusive bonus episodes and virtual hangs. Just go to Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. If money is super tight, we'd love if you'd support us by leaving a rating and review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom!  Join our convo by texting or leaving a voicemail at (YES) TEXT-MOM, or (937)-839-8666. Follow us on Instagram @SexTalkWithMyMom, so you'll be notified when we go live weekdays around noon PT! Talk about sex with us anytime in our private Facebook Group just for STWMM fans, Sex Talk With My Mom And Friends. Thank you for all the love over the past 300+ episodes. Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

For once my mom is schooled about sex on the show! Jeena Bloom, a hilarious transgender comic, teaches my mother about skullf**king. We also get to hear about Jeena's experience hooking up with people before and after her transition. We discuss plastic surgery, our types, and whether it's cool to be a "Tranny Chaser."  Want to hear about Jeena Bloom's cuckolding experience? Check out our Patreon bonus episode at www.patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom! Make sure to follow Jeena on Twitter and Instagram @JeenaBloom, so you can watch her weekly stand-up show at 7PM PT. Tune into her podcast, Shweet! A Ladies Guide To Bro Culture. A special thank you to our favorite lube company, UberLube, for sponsoring this episode! For 10% off and free shipping, use code MOM at www.UberLube.com. Need a better way to groom below the belt? Get the best trimmer and other male grooming products at manscaped.com. Enter promo code MOMTALK for 20% off and free shipping! Please support our show and join our Sneaky Freak family by becoming a member of our Patreon. Now at the $10 level, you'll get a free copy of KarenLee's new book, F*ck Games, Date Cougars. You'll also gain access to our exclusive bonus episodes and virtual hangs. Just go to Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. If money is super tight, we'd love if you'd support us by leaving a rating and review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom!  Join our convo by texting or leaving a voicemail at (YES) TEXT-MOM, or (937)-839-8666. Follow us on Instagram @SexTalkWithMyMom, so you'll be notified when we go live weekdays around noon PT! Talk about sex with us anytime in our private Facebook Group just for STWMM fans, Sex Talk With My Mom And Friends. Thank you for all the love over the past 300+ episodes. Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do you do when your partner starts looking like Duck Dynasty? How do you tell a date that she's encroaching on your 6 foot social distancing radius? Does swallowing cum prevent Coronavirus? We delve into these riveting questions and discuss simple things like morning routines. We also read one of my dead dad’s letters to give you a taste for the humor he brought into our world. Need a better way to groom below the belt? Get the best trimmer and other male grooming products at manscaped.com. Enter promo code MOMTALK for 20% off and free shipping! This episode is dedicated to our Ultra Sneaky Freak, Elva C! Thank you so much for generously supporting our show! We love you to the moon! If you enjoy this podcast, please consider joining our Sneaky Freak family on Patreon. Now at the $10 level, you'll get a free copy of KarenLee's new book, F*ck Games, Date Cougars. You'll also gain access to our exclusive bonus episodes and virtual hangs. Just go to Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. If money is super tight, we'd love if you'd support us by leaving a rating and review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom!  Join our convo by texting or leaving a voicemail at (YES) TEXT-MOM, or (937)-839-8666. Follow us on Instagram @SexTalkWithMyMom, so you'll be notified when we go live weekdays around noon PT! Talk about sex with us anytime in our private Facebook Group just for STWMM fans, Sex Talk With My Mom And Friends. Thank you for all the love over the past 300+ episodes. Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The incomparable comic, Jessica Michelle Singleton, joins us to talk sharting. She also shares with us how to find a partner thru a dating app, and then how to move in with them when a pandemic strikes. We discuss the pros and cons to fucking your neighbors, coworkers, and comics. We also both got therapists in the last few weeks. Time to celebrate! Want to hear more about Jessica Michelle Singleton's sex life? Check out our Patreon bonus episode at www.patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom! Make sure to follow Jessica on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook @jmscomedy. Tune into her podcasts, Ignorance is #Blessed and Two Filthy Nerds! Need a better way to groom below the belt? Get the best trimmer and other male grooming products at manscaped.com. Enter promo code MOMTALK for 20% off and free shipping! Please support our show and join our Sneaky Freak family by becoming a member of our Patreon. Now at the $10 level, you'll get a free copy of KarenLee's new book, F*ck Games, Date Cougars. You'll also gain access to our exclusive bonus episodes and virtual hangs. Just go to Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. If money is super tight, we'd love if you'd support us by leaving a rating and review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom!  Join our convo by texting or leaving a voicemail at (YES) TEXT-MOM, or (937)-839-8666. Follow us on Instagram @SexTalkWithMyMom, so you'll be notified when we go live weekdays around noon PT! Talk about sex with us anytime in our private Facebook Group just for STWMM fans, Sex Talk With My Mom And Friends. Thank you for all the love over the past 300+ episodes. Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Mother's Day to all you cougar mamas out there! We celebrate this special holiday by reading from my mom's new book, F*ck Games, Date Cougars. She shares why you should be a "Cougar Lover" and dishes all the secrets as to how to get into a relationship with an older woman. All the while, she offers me semi-solicited dating advice. Happy Mother's Day, Moot! A special thank you to our favorite lube company, UberLube, for sponsoring this episode! For 10% off and free shipping, use code MOM at www.UberLube.com. Please support our show and join our Sneaky Freak family by becoming a member of our Patreon. Now at the $10 level, you'll get a free copy of KarenLee's new book, F*ck Games, Date Cougars. You'll also gain access to our exclusive bonus episodes and virtual hangs. Just go to Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. If money is super tight, we'd love if you'd support us by leaving a rating and review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom!  Join our convo by texting or leaving a voicemail at (YES) TEXT-MOM, or (937)-839-8666. Follow us on Instagram @SexTalkWithMyMom, so you'll be notified when we go live weekdays around noon PT! Talk about sex with us anytime in our private Facebook Group just for STWMM fans, Sex Talk With My Mom And Friends. Thank you for all the love over the past 300+ episodes. Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

OUR 300th EPISODE! Holy smokes! We absolutely could not have had this many sex talks without your constant encouragement and love. To thank our listeners, we invited our Sneaky Freak fam to join us for a game of Never Have I Ever. We also take this opportunity to reflect on our favorite episodes to date. My mom admits to farting like a whoopie cushion after anal play. Here are some of our fav episodes that we mention in this roundup: 274 We Smoke Weed w/ Sara Weinshenk (Shenk Podcast) 243 Squirting and Anal Hygiene w/ Comic Chris Fairbanks 237 Dick Chopped at 20 (w/ Comic Craig Conant) Ep 76: Mother-Daughter Hookers! E121 Intro to Anal Play with The Pleasure Mechanics (Speaking of Sex Podcast) E161 #BushTails with Paulyboy 235 Cam's Infected Sex Den E125 I Showed My Mom My Dick Clone E156 Cam's Pregnancy Scare Make sure to check out the Pleasure Mechanics' online courses. Click here for Erotic Essentials, their free online course, rich with resources and freebies. By clicking the above link, you'll make sure to get the Big Mama's 30% off discount! Gift your mom the Anal Sex Mastery course today! Please support our show and join our Sneaky Freak family by becoming a member of our Patreon. Now at the $10 level, you'll get a free copy of KarenLee's new book, F*ck Games, Date Cougars. You'll also gain access to our exclusive bonus episodes and virtual hangs. Just go to Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. If money is super tight, we'd love if you'd support us by leaving a rating and review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom!  A special thank you to our favorite lube company, UberLube, for sponsoring this episode! For 10% off and free shipping, use code MOM at www.UberLube.com. Join our convo by texting or leaving a voicemail at (YES) TEXT-MOM, or (937)-839-8666. Follow us on Instagram @SexTalkWithMyMom, so you'll be notified when we go live weekdays around noon PT! Talk about sex with us anytime in our private Facebook Group just for STWMM fans, Sex Talk With My Mom And Friends. Thank you for all the love over the past 300+ episodes. Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My mom loosens her extremely tight coronavirus prevention practices. Her first move? A hit of weed. This episode is a marathon of sorts, involving everything from a fight between the co-hosts to discovering that my mom is actually not into cyber sex. Additionally, I am ghosted for being too much of a celebrity. Please support our show during this crazy time by becoming a member of our Patreon family. Now at the $10 level, you'll get a free copy of KarenLee's new book, F*ck Games, Date Cougars. You'll also gain access to our exclusive bonus episodes and virtual hangs. Just go to Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. If money is super tight, we'd love if you'd support us by leaving a rating and review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom!  This Corona Season, boost your immunity with Billy's Infinity Greens! They make the best green superfoods and vitamin-C blends to ward off any viruses! Get 15% off your order with code "MOM" at www.infinitygreens.com. Join our convo by texting or leaving a voicemail at (YES) TEXT-MOM, or (937)-839-8666. Follow us on Instagram @SexTalkWithMyMom, so you'll be notified when we go live weekdays around noon PT! Talk about sex with us anytime in our private Facebook Group just for STWMM fans, Sex Talk With My Mom And Friends. Thank you for all the love over the past 300+ episodes. Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bachelor in Paradise winner, Taylor Nolan, joins us to discuss finding love and sex on a reality TV show! Not only has she been on the Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise, but she's also a licensed psychotherapist and hosts the podcast Let's Talk About It. She is NOT afraid to talk about it, and we get into the nitty gritty about what it's like to date in front of an audience of 5 million. To hear more from Taylor, make sure to check out our Patreon bonus episode and her own podcast, Let's Talk About It. Follow her on Instagram @TayMocha and check out her IG bio for links to her therapy, writing, and podcast! A special thank you to our favorite lube company, UberLube, for sponsoring this episode! For 10% off and free shipping, use code MOM at www.UberLube.com. Please support our show during this crazy time by becoming a member of our Patreon family. Now at the $10 level, you'll get a free copy of KarenLee's new book, F*ck Games, Date Cougars. You'll also gain access to our exclusive bonus episodes and virtual hangs. Just go to Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. If money is super tight, we'd love if you'd support us by leaving a rating and review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom!  Join our convo by texting or leaving a voicemail at (YES) TEXT-MOM, or (937)-839-8666. Follow us on Instagram @SexTalkWithMyMom, so you'll be notified when we go live weekdays around noon PT! Talk about sex with us anytime in our private Facebook Group just for STWMM fans, Sex Talk With My Mom And Friends. Thank you for all the love over the past 300+ episodes. Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My mom is not scared to have sex anywhere. She could be in a burning building and still find a way to get it on...and she did. I, on the other hand, was almost too scared to let a repairman into my home this week. Stay tuned to hear Mom's News about the relationship between corona and semen, and a riveting discussion about ticklish vulvas.  A special thank you to our favorite lube company, UberLube, for sponsoring this episode! For 10% off and free shipping, use code MOM at www.UberLube.com. Please support our show during this crazy time by becoming a member of our Patreon family. Now at the $10 level, you'll get a free copy of KarenLee's new book, F*ck Games, Date Cougars. You'll also gain access to our exclusive bonus episodes and virtual hangs. Just go to Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. If money is super tight, we'd love if you'd support us by leaving a rating and review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom!  Join our convo by texting or leaving a voicemail at (YES) TEXT-MOM, or (937)-839-8666. Follow us on Instagram @SexTalkWithMyMom, so you'll be notified when we go live weekdays around noon PT! Talk about sex with us anytime in our private Facebook Group just for STWMM fans, Sex Talk With My Mom And Friends. Thank you for all the love over the past 300+ episodes. Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a WILD story featuring one of our own Sneaky Freaks! Krista went on a first date, made out, and woke up the next day with a cough. What does someone do in this situation? No, not panic. They decided to quarantine together and bang their Coronavirus away! A big thank you goes to Krista for sharing this hilarious story with us! We love chatting with you and welcome your quarantine stories thru text or voicemail at (YES) TEXT-MOM, or (937) 839-8666.  Please support our show during this crazy time by becoming a member of our Patreon family. Now at the $10 level, you'll get a free copy of KarenLee's new book, F*ck Games, Date Cougars. You'll also gain access to our exclusive bonus episodes and virtual hangs. Just go to Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. If money is super tight, we'd love if you'd support us by leaving a rating and review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom!  Stock up with the best lube, UberLube! For 10% off and free shipping, use code MOM at www.UberLube.com. Follow us on Instagram @SexTalkWithMyMom, so you'll be notified when we go live weekdays around noon PT! Talk about sex with us anytime in our private Facebook Group just for STWMM fans, Sex Talk With My Mom And Friends. Thank you for all the love over the past 300+ episodes. Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mom suggests a new option for my dating life...Dolphins. Don't miss today's episode because we are joined by special guest DJ Jingle Jangle, aka Jerald, aka my brother. He mans the sound board and we have a party to celebrate love of all varieties. I put up my first thirst trap on Hinge and mom breaks out of quarantine. Woohoo! Please support our show during this crazy time by becoming a member of our Patreon family. Now at the $10 level, you'll get a free copy of KarenLee's new book, F*ck Games, Date Cougars. You'll also gain access to our exclusive bonus episodes and virtual hangs. Just go to Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. If money is super tight, we'd love if you'd support us by leaving a rating and review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom!  Join our convo by texting or leaving a voicemail at (YES) TEXT-MOM, or (937)-839-8666. Follow us on Instagram @SexTalkWithMyMom, so you'll be notified when we go live weekdays around noon PT! Talk about sex with us anytime in our private Facebook Group just for STWMM fans, Sex Talk With My Mom And Friends. Thank you for all the love over the past 300+ episodes. Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedian Nicky Paris' parents punished him for drinking by taking him out of the school play. To get back at them, he came out as a "raging homosexual." Despite his "raging" nature, he rarely has sex these days. I was thrilled to compare my lack of sex to his, and my mom diagnoses both of our issues. Nicky is absolutely hilarious and isn't afraid to let us into every detail of his sex life, from his views on earwax to his own sweat. Want to hear more from Nicky Paris? Check out our awesome Patreon bonus episode to learn about the kinkiest sex he's ever had at www.patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. Make sure to follow him on Twitter and Instagram @NickyParisBitch. Check out our new merch store and my mom's new book at SexTalkWithMyMom.com! Please help our show by leaving us a rating and review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom! Looking for some online intimacy with sexy, amazing women? Go to MyGirlFund.com/Mom for a private and secure experience! With our link, you can become a premium member for less than $5. Join our convo by texting or leaving a voicemail at (YES) TEXT-MOM, or (937)-839-8666. Follow us on Instagram @SexTalkWithMyMom, so you'll be notified when we go live on Mondays around noon PT! Talk about sex with us anytime in our private Facebook Group just for STWMM fans, Sex Talk With My Mom And Friends. Thank you for all the love over the past 300+ episodes. Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our friends at Shameless Sex shipped me a vibrating masturbator. I was so excited to use it that I forgot to sanitize the toy. I am now quarantining my cock for the next 14 days, which isn't much different than where it's been for the past year. My mom encourages me to start paying for cam girls and lectures me on where I should be jizzing in my apartment. What did you talk about with your mom this week? Stock up with the best lube, UberLube! For 10% off and free shipping, use code MOM at www.UberLube.com. Please help our show by leaving us a rating and review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom! You can also get exclusive bonus content and virtually hang out with us at Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. Make sure to check out my mom's new book, F*ck Games, Date Cougars. Join our convo by texting or leaving a voicemail at (YES) TEXT-MOM, or (937)-839-8666. Follow us on Instagram @SexTalkWithMyMom, so you'll be notified when we go live weekdays around noon PT! Talk about sex with us anytime in our private Facebook Group just for STWMM fans, Sex Talk With My Mom And Friends. Thank you for all the love over the past 300+ episodes. Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

That's right, kids! Mort the Ejaculator, the reigning STWMM title holder for most amount of daily ejaculations, returns! We invite him back to hear how COVID-19 has affected his practice. Have his ejaculations increased because he is now quarantined with his girlfriend? Or has the availability and stress lowered his numbers? Tune in to find out! Special thanks to Mort for cuming back on the show. Make sure to check out his org recommendation, Feed the Frontlines, to help provide food to emergency workers on the frontlines in Denver. Please help our show by leaving us a rating and review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom! You can also get exclusive bonus content and virtually hang out with us at Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. Looking for some online intimacy with sexy, amazing women? Go to MyGirlFund.com/Mom for a private and secure experience! With our link, you can become a premium member for less than $5. Join our convo by texting or leaving a voicemail at (YES) TEXT-MOM, or (937)-839-8666. Follow us on Instagram @SexTalkWithMyMom, so you'll be notified when we go live on Mondays around noon PT! Talk about sex with us anytime in our private Facebook Group just for STWMM fans, Sex Talk With My Mom And Friends. Thank you for all the love over the past 300+ episodes. Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We take our best stab at analyzing my complex dream of banging a blowup doll. It has nothing to do with my being isolated from humans for 25 days. My mom shares some breaking news about condom production and guys who have masturbated to her. I begin my quest to find a quarantine bae before the second wave of Corona strikes. Stock up with the best lube, UberLube! For 10% off and free shipping, use code MOM at www.UberLube.com. Please help our show by leaving us a rating and review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom! You can also get exclusive bonus content and virtually hang out with us at Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. Join our convo by texting or leaving a voicemail at (YES) TEXT-MOM, or (937)-839-8666. Follow us on Instagram @SexTalkWithMyMom, so you'll be notified when we go live on Mondays around noon PT! Talk about sex with us anytime in our private Facebook Group just for STWMM fans, Sex Talk With My Mom And Friends. Thank you for all the love over the past 300+ episodes. Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's better than sex? Weed + Sex! We welcome the world's leading cannasexual, Ashley Manta (XBiz's Sexpert of the Year 2020). We discuss the best ways to infuse your sex life with weed, even during this time when we should be kind to our lungs! She also shares some great tips for how to spice up your sex life in quarantine, including some expert examples of phone sex. Want to hear some of Ashley's kinkiest stories? Check out our Patreon bonus episode and join our sneaky freak fam at Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. Make sure to check out Ashley's work at AshleyManta.com and ElevatedIntimacy.com. Subscribe to her podcast, Elevated Intimacy, and follow her on Instagram @cannasexual and Twitter @thecannasexual. Stock up with the best lube, UberLube! For 10% off and free shipping, use code MOM at www.UberLube.com. Please help our show by leaving us a rating and review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom! Join our convo by texting or leaving a voicemail at (YES) TEXT-MOM, or (937)-839-8666. Follow us on Instagram @SexTalkWithMyMom, so you'll be notified when we go live on Mondays around noon PT! Talk about sex with us anytime in our private Facebook Group just for STWMM fans, Sex Talk With My Mom And Friends. Thank you for all the love over the past 300+ episodes. Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The coronavirus killed my libido. I am trying to remain healthy by cooking, meditating, and practicing yoga. Meanwhile, my mom is nonstop drinking, watching TV, and tik tok-ing. We debate whether it’s better to isolate alone vs. with a partner. My mom encourages me to get a mail-order bride. Looking for some online intimacy with sexy, amazing women? Go to MyGirlFund.com/Mom for a private and secure experience! With our link, you can become a premium member for less than $5. Please help our show by leaving us a rating and review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom! You can also get exclusive bonus content and virtually hang out with us at Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom. Join our convo by texting or leaving a voicemail at (YES) TEXT-MOM, or (937)-839-8666. Follow us on Instagram @SexTalkWithMyMom, so you'll be notified when we go live on Mondays around noon PT! Talk about sex with us anytime in our private Facebook Group just for STWMM fans, Sex Talk With My Mom And Friends. Thank you for all the love over the past 300+ episodes. Get close with us on socials at: Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. The porcupine book mentioned in this episode is called, Schopenhauer's Porcupines by Dr. Deborah Leupnitz. Here's the porcupine fable as quoted by Arthur Schopenhauer: "A number of porcupines huddled together for warmth on a cold day in winter; but, as they began to prick one another with their quills, they were obliged to disperse. However the cold drove them together again, when just the same thing happened. At last, after many turns of huddling and dispersing, they discovered that they would be best off by remaining at a little distance from one another. " Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices