This week during Roz & Mocha’s FML – A sister who randomly cuts people out of her life. Getting back on track with debt. First time father jitters. Plus, living with a 12 year old Megadeath fan!

Shem’s January recap song. Tickle massages are a thing. Elmo asks how we’re doing. Loud Luxury with a new Drake remix. Plus, Pizza Hut responds after unfortunate sign in store window. 

Snoop Dogg on how he once upset Michael Jackson. Will Taylor Swift make it to the Super Bowl? Travis Kelce caught saying ‘I love you’ to Taylor. Rookie Wayne Gretzky cards found. Universal Music pulls songs off TikTok. Larry David on the end of ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’. Justin Timberlake shades Britney Spears. Plus, Margot Robbie on Oscar snub. 

What would each of our memoirs be called? Which leg do we use first when going up an down stairs? Are we ever swayed by Tarot cards? 

What would our significant other say is our weirdest habit? What is something we hated as a kid but now love as an adult? What's something we have a love/hate relationship with?

What would each of our memoirs be called? Which leg do we use first when going up an down stairs? Are we ever swayed by Tarot cards? 

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – we revisit the first time Roz talks about not washing his legs. Roz’s mom can feel the weather and goats sounding like humans. 

This week during Roz & Mocha’s FML – How to continue to be a supportive dad when your son is having a hard time keeping a job. Traveling with friends but leaving one friend out. Keeping positive in a toxic family environment. 

In a bold move, an anonymous teacher has ignited a heated debate by distributing a list of 32 words deemed off-limits for students. The smell of women's tears make men less aggressive. Match.com's annual "Singles in America" study. Sangita Patel is in studio to talk about her new dating reality show on TLC called ‘Love & Translation’. 

Madonna is being sued for starting her concert late. Travis & Jason Kelce on how to actually say “Kelce”. ‘Today’s Special’ star Nerene Virgin passes away. Snoop Dogg won’t join OnlyFans. Elle King drunk on stage. Plus, Director Norman Jewison passes away. 

What would we give up for the rest of our lives? What is our biggest every day challenge? What’s been our most questionable haircut? What’s the worst spoiler Roz has done? What’s the first concert we’ve been to?

What album is tattooed on our brain? We’ve just won a billion dollars, what’s something we still won’t spend our money on? Do Roz’s cats sit on his lap while he’s going to the bathroom? Plus, if one of our friends told us that they posted their sex tape online, would we be curious enough to seek it out?

A swearing parrot. Maurie’s uber got pulled over. We try the 1930s IG filter. Reaction to Pascal Siakam leaving the Raptors. Plus, the TikTok mob wife trend.

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We re-love the classic Roz & Mocha game ‘Rub It On My Face’ from 2013. One of our Rebecca Black interviews. Plus, we discuss wearing the same clothes as your partner. 

In this weeks Roz & Mocha FML, what to do when the in-laws want to move in. A smelly co-worker issue. Plus, what to do when you dislike the people you work for.

January Jones hates the name ‘Jim’. Maurie’s Uber Eats 2023 totals. Roz learns some Toronto slang. Plus, we chat with 13 year old Willis Gibson who is the first person to beat Tetris!

Emma Stone wants to be on ‘Jeopardy!’ Madonna mistakes Toronto for Boston and uses her hand as a microphone. Shake Shack is coming to Toronto. Jason Priestley on rooming with a stinky Brad Pitt. Lindsay Lohan hurt by ‘Mean Girls’ joke. Plus, Pascal Siakam traded from the Toronto Raptors!

What is something we’re putting off. Would we ever want to know the worst thing our partner ever said about us? Have we ever had a crush on a cartoon character? Would Shem try out for ‘Canada’s Got Talent’?

We learn how Roz eats pizza, while on the toilet. What’s one thing everyone told us we’d need at our wedding that we didn’t end up needing? Which do we prefer, taking our holidays over Christmas break or during the summer? Is salsa a condiment??

Celebrating 25 years of ‘The Sopranos’. An update from the UK woman who charged her family $200 each for Christmas dinner. Another Roz & Mocha podcast slowed down. Plus Roz’s chapped lips caused him to flirt!

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We dip back to 2015 when Mocha had to rub vicks on Maurie's belly. Plus, we revist the first time Roz talks about hating dreams!

During this weeks Roz & Mocha FML segments we heard about a friend who’s always negative,  a guy gets ‘friend zoned’ after every date. Plus, was ending an 8 year relationship an error?

Maurie broke his arm! Man secretly learns Korean for his wedding speech. Kevin Hart joins us to chat ‘Lift’. Mocha is struggling with his sleep. 

Jo Koy bombs as Golden Globes host. Shortlist for Oscars released. Our chat about ‘Saltburn’. Canada is one of the most expensive countries to retire in. Lisa Bonet files for divorce from Jason Momoa. Shannen Doherty says ‘Mallrats’ killed her career. 

Does Maurie still use the laptop bag poorly that Roz got him years ago? If mocha was gay and single would he date The Rock? If we were on the show ‘My Strange Addiction’. What would our addiction be?

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We relove the first time Roxy yells ‘Shut Up Maurie!’. We’ll go back to 2015 when Mocha went to Quebec City on the coldest day. Plus, the perfect way to end the year is with one of the first bedtime with The Damnits!

The Roz & Mocha’s Fans’ Choice Countdown, where we celebrate the biggest, funniest, weirdest, most dramatic & most awkward moments of 2023 on the Roz & Mocha Show! It’s the show where YOU picked all of your favourite moments! 

How does Mocha beep all the bad words? How many holes does a straw have? Do we ever sit in complete silence?  How do we shower, facing the water or back to water?

A full festive Roz & Mocha Show podcast! Full of games, guests & so much more! Merry Christmas from all of us!

Roz finally made pepperpot!! The Roz & Mocha Show’s Secret Santa. A new compilation of DJ Khaled mispronouncing words. Mocha crashed his car! Justin Timberlake performs ‘Cry Me A River’ despite all the Britney drama. 

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – We’ll witness the first arm wrestling challenge between Roz & Maurie. Nana to the rescue, as Maurie’s Nana reads beef tweets between Kanye & Wiz Kalifah. Plus we witness the moment Roz learns what 'on fleek’ means

During this weeks Roz & Mocha FML segments we heard about how hard it can be to live with your in-laws for to long. Breaking a long wedding tradition that is now silly. Plus, how to pick yourself up and try again after failing a class. 

Roz’s Christmas playlist is full of farts! A new A.I.  Christmas song features Lil Jon. We’ll run down the Canadian cities with the most cheer. Plus, we have the top horror movies of 2023. Also, what is ‘Rat King’? 

We hear the worst song in history according to science. ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ to end after season 12. Charlie Hunnam was almost Anakin Skywalker. Matthew Perry toxicology results released. Mayim Bialik won’t return to Jeopardy. Plus, Rihanna talks motherhood.

If we had to name a chocolate after ourselves, what would it be? What is our favourite take out order? Who is our alter ego? If we were superhero’s what would our super power be? 

What is the secret to Shem’s sweet smell? Would Roz ever be a voice on the Calm app and is Mocha still close with his high school friend?

Top Google searches in Canada for 2023. Maurie’s special moment on the Wonka red carpet with Timothée Chalamet! Ginuwine asked about Justin Timberlake’s ‘Blaccent’. Olivia Rodrigo has a finsta account. Lance Bass & Joey Fatone reunite to sing NSYNC songs at corporate party. 

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – singing Christmas carols in 2014 with The Damnits. Checking yourself out in the mirror when alone and dancing. Plus, we revist an interview we did in 2014 with Nathaniel who was on the TLC show ‘My Strange Addiction’ for being in LOVE with his car! 

This week with Roz & Mocha’s FML we help someone who is having a hard time being nice to their husband. What do you do if you suspect your boss is drinking? Plus, how do you connect with your in-laws? 

Is it ok to tell your spouse a secret your friend has shared with you? Zachary Levi chats with Maurie about ‘Chicken Run Dawn of the Nugget’. Mentalist Alex McAleer reads Roz & Mocha’s minds! Another singer butchers Canadian anthem. Plus, Tiktok girl gift guide.

Tony Romo accidentally calls Taylor Swift Travis Kelce’s wife. Shohei Ohtani sings biggest baseball contract in history…but not with the Blue Jays. Cardi B confirms split with Offset. Robert Herjavec talks to us about having his private plane mistaken for Shohei’s. NBA suspends Draymond Green. Plus, what is Whammageddon?

What is our favorite winter hobby? Has anyone seen Mocha’s rage? Do our pets sleep in our beds? Can Christmas shopping be a first date? 

Do we have a memory at an age when we're really young, that if we mentioned it to your parents they would be surprised? Stuffing cooked inside turkey or cooked separately? If the Internet existed when Roz was in high school, how would he use it? What would be on your Mt. Rushmore of chocolate?

A new poll suggests most of us believe in at least one conspiracy theory. What is the key to happiness? We get your reaction WHILE you’re watching the new Beyonce ‘Renaissance’ movie. GTA 6 trailer leaked and we have the audio. 

‘The Roz & Mocha Retro Show’ – The Damnits visit an escape room! Roz And Mocha learn about their ear age. Plus, Mocha being a very protective brother.

During this week’s Roz & Mocha FML’s, we discuss handling the trauma of a stolen car, confronting a co-worker with body odder issues and a neighbour with a smoking and coughing issue. 

Oxford Dictionary’s Word of the Year is ‘Rizz’. Maurie chats with some of the ‘Squid Game – The Challenge’ contestants. We’re with Connor McDavid at Canada’s Walk Of Fame. Kyle Lowry says he will retire a Toronto Raptor. 

Will Tom Holland return for ‘Spider-Man 4’? The ‘Cash Me Outside’ girl is pregnant. Macaulay Culkin gets his star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. We chat with Christine Sinclair from her retirement party! Jamie Foxx’s first public speech since his hospitalization. Taylor Swift is Time Magazine’s Person of the Year. Plus, Vanilla Ice opens up about his friendship with the late Tupac Shakur.