Do you believe in bad luck from a black cat? If Roz was Guyanese for the day, what would he do? Plus, what our first dates with our current partners looked like! 

We chat with some of your favorite Blue Jays include Bo Bichette where we find out if they can do the sound of a Blue Jay and answer if the baseball uniform the sexiest sports uniform Amanda Bynes drops a new song and sparks a debate on if it’s good or not. Damnit Maurie guest stars on ‘Pretty Hard Cases’. Most people Wordle on the toilet. Mark Wahlberg answers the question if Marky Mark would ever come back. 

We celebrate Mocha’s birthday with a poem from Maurie and a song from Shem! Jim Carrey hints at retiring from acting. Your questions about Roz’s big announcement. ’30 Seconds Or Less’ is back this time we’re blowing eggs. Winnipeg Mayor Brian Bowman about this week’s winter storm. Plus, a divorce lawyer on TikTok claims women should avoid marrying men with these five jobs.

This week on Ask Roz & Mocha: We debate flats or drums for chicken wings, What is something you will never pay for again because it’s cheaper to do yourself? Plus, How much can each of us bench?

If you could eliminate one thing from your daily routine, what would it be and why? Would you rather lose all of your money or all of your pictures? Plus, love for Roz’s voice! 

A full week of thousands of guesses, many clues and calls. Finally We know what Roz Weston’s big announcement is! 

Vanessa Hudgens talks ghosts. Are cat people more attractive? Mocha watches WrestleMania with his son Cruze. Lil Jon is getting an HGTV show. Kardinal Offishall on ‘Canada’s Got Talent’. Plus,. Mark Wahlberg was almost in ‘Titanic’! 

Grammy red carpet interview with Olivia Rodrigo plus, all our Grammy’s coverage. Kyle Lowry’s return to Toronto. Paula Patton gets heat for her fried chicken recipe. Lil Nas X’s song about not winning any Grammy’s. Harry Styles steamy new music video has him in his underwear. Plus, SNL trolls Will Smith and a Grandma goes viral for her rules for her funeral. 

Some of the questions answered today, Do you keep your bedroom door open or closed throughout the night? How tall is Roz and how tall is Mocha? Plus, Why does Roz hate everyone? 

Roz and Mocha dish out some parenting advice. What our favorite background noise is. Plus, What our wedding songs were

Dyson launches a "bizarre" noise-cancelling headphones with air-purifying visor. Julia Fox says her upcoming book will be a “Masterpiece’. Roz & Mocha tackle the ‘Jeopardy’ category about lawns. Scott McGillivray on the fire at the Raptors game. We chat with Pickering mayor David Ryan about how Drake helped his town get better Wifi. Justin Bieber was boo’d at his Montreal concert for mocking the Habs. Plus, the most uncomfortable compliments you’ve ever received. 

Celebrating Canada qualifying for the World Cup. We chat sex scenes with the cast of ‘Bridgerton’. Ronda Rousey struggles to say her daughter’s name. We learn about two Guinea Pigs named Roz and Mocha. Shem’s monthly recap and a round of ‘Name That Quaratune’! 

Some of the questions we answered: What was your mom’s cure all and your dad’s fix all as a kid? If you could choose only one body part that sweats while the rest of you remains dry, where would it be? What's your proudest culinary achievement?

More Guyanese slang with Roz, this time can he figure out what “Pickney” means. What is Roz’s problem with destination weddings? Someone wants to know if we get our prostate checked and what is one meal we would all have forever if we could? 

Howie Mandel & Lilly Singh chat ‘Canada’s Got Talent’. John Cameron Mitchell Chats ‘Joe Vs. Carole’. Pusha T teams Up with Arby’s in beef with McDonalds. ‘And Just Like That’ has been renewed for Season 2. Nicolas Cage answers questions about himself. Have you ever been flying on an airplane and thought, "I wonder what would happen if the guy next to me had a heart attack and died?" We have the answer!

Daniel Radcliffe joins us to chat ‘The Lost City’! Doritos bags will now have 5 fewer chips thanks to inflation. This is something called "shrinkflation" and is something we have seen form a number of brands. Woman tells story about being on Tinder and meeting a guy who showed up to a date in PJs. Pamela Anderson talks about her new role in ‘Chicago’ on Broadway. A woman from Ohio called 911, because KFC shorted her chicken and management wasn't helping her out. We test out some jokes with ‘Canada’s Got Talent’ judge Howie Mandel. 

It’s the easiest game to play… But the hardest one to win. Matching is the only way that you’re gunna cash in. Roz & Mocha’s 10k Matchy Matchy Word Game! All 18 game plays can be enjoyed right here! 

Some of the questions we answer this week: Do you vacuum in a straight line pattern or ‘peacock/fan’ pattern? What happened to ‘finger tippies’? What happens to all the makeup on Roz’s face? 

Stand by ladies, Shem sings again! What has been everyone’s favourite age/phase so far in life and why? Which one of your parents do you think you take after the most? Plus, what’s the story behind the ‘SHUT UP MAURIE!’ song. 

The big question this week was are there more doors or wheels in the world? We’ll check in with Scott McGillivray from HGTV. ’90 Day Fiance’ star Stephanie Matto is still selling farts. Keith Richards quits smoking after 55 years. 

‘Love Is Blind’ star Deepti joins us to talk about Shake’s apology. There's an equation that will supposedly predict if your relationship is doomed.  Apparently we might be saying ‘Cucumber’ wrong? We called Dublin to celebrate St. Patrick’s day. ‘The Amazing Race’ host Phil Keoghan joins us to chat ‘Tough As Nails’. We’ll talk to Zach Braff about ‘Cheaper by the Dozen’. 

Damnit Maurie explains how twin babies are made. Are there more Wheels or doors in the world? Do we still have some of our baby items? 

Would Roz rather share a bed with Maurie for 1 year straight or Mocha for the rest of his life? If the studio broke out into a brawl who would win and in which order between Roz, Mocha, Maurie, Shem and Deepa? Plus, Nick on ‘Love is Blind’ is giving people Roz vibes.

Ludacris joins us to chat about season 2 of ‘Karma’s World’! Deepa was on ‘Family Feud Canada’. When Sivert Klefsaas was just 12 years old, his mom Lorna made him a promise. If he could stay off social media until he was 18, she would pay him $1,800. She called it her “18 for 18 challenge.” Both Sivert and Lorna joined Roz and Mocha to chat about the challenge. Actresses auditioning to be Madonna in biopic being put through bootcamp! Plus, we’re on the red carpet for the Canadian premiere of ‘Turning Red’ and we chat with Maitreyi Ramakrishnan & Sandra Oh! 

Doja Cat doesn’t want us to enjoy her new TikTok Taco Bell jingle… But we do! Have you ever woken up from a nap and felt WORSE than when you started?  Dr. Jeffrey Iliff is a sleep researcher explains the best length of a nap. Is Shem cheating on Wordle? Robbie Amell chats ‘Upload’ Season 2. The Damnits try and open the $100 lock box for a 3rd time. Plus, Camila Cabello breaks her silence on Shawn Mendes. 

Some questions this week: If someone borrowed your body what tips would you have to give them so they aren’t caught off guard? What is the funniest thing one of our kids has said. When eating an apple do you bite around the apple first then eat the side or eat from left to right? You’re offered $50,000, but if you accept, the person you hate most in the world gets $100,000. Would you take it?

Who would win in a fight between Roz & Mocha? If you could freaky Friday with anyone in the world who would it be? The worst date we’ve ever been on and how does Roz get such manageable hair?

Our exclusive interview with the manager of ‘Randy’s Patties’. Tom Green joins us to chat ‘LOL: Last One Laughing Canada’. Did Dua Lipa rip off a reggae band for her song ‘Levitating’? A Look Back at Maurie’s weird, yet awesome, interviews with Shawn Mendes from 2018. Plus, Do Ya’ll Call Your Parents by Their First Name?

Is Simon Leviev ‘The Tinder Swindler’ moving to Toronto? We’ll chat with the real estate agent that purchased the Cameo from him that went viral. ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ contestant speaks out after epic fail. Our chat with Toronto ‘American Idol’ contestant Nicolina Bozzo. Damnit Maurie chats with ‘The Batman’ star Andy Serkis.  Plus, our In-depth coverage of Cristiano Ronaldo taking a shower. 

Some of the questions answered in this weeks ‘Ask Roz & Mocha’ - Why is roz so old and why is mocha so short? What's a memory that recently brought you joy? And, If your life was represented by 3 emojis, what would they be?

Some of the questions answered this week: What is one thing that your kid did that made you really proud as a parent? What is your ideal scent for your partner to smell like? Would you rather be ugly or smart?

Uber Now Lets You See How Many One-Star Ratings Drivers Have Given You. Have We Been Mispronouncing Lindsay Lohan’s Last Name Wrong? Shem celebrates Toronto’s Randy’s Pattie’s with a new tribute song. Rosie O’Donnell told a story about how she ran into Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra at a restaurant and she mistakenly assumed that Priyanka was the daughter of another famous Indian-American, DEEPAK CHOPRA. 

The great Chelsea Handler will join us to chat about her upcoming tour ‘Vaccinated & Horny’. Buzzfeed listed a bunch of songs, and asked readers if they'll still be classics in 100 years.  We celebrate TWOsday. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Logan Paul promote the Slap Fight Championship. Benedict Cumberbatch shares his most embarrassing moment.Coca-Cola's New Soda Tastes Like Outer Space.. would you try it?

What is something you wish you could enjoy as an adult as much as you did as a child? What bad habit of your spouses is now your bad habit? Do you suck or bite a popsicle?

If we could leave our spouse for a celebrity for a day who would we choose? Is there something that our partners don’t know about us that would surprise them? What we do to unwind when we get home. Plus, does Roz resemble Snape from ‘Harry Potter’?

We asked, ‘What made you walk out of a first date?’, and the answers are crazy! We learn how Wordle saved an 80 year old’s life. Would you be able to resist someone wearing french fry perfume? Damnit Maurie chats with ‘Jeopardy’ champ Amy Schneider. Plus, a study finds good looking people have better immune systems.

We chat with Former Mississauga Mayor Hazel McCallion for her 101st birthday. Snooki joins us to talk about her new podcast. Kids tell us what Valentine’s day is. Pete Davidson rejoins Instagram and Kanye West immediately follows him. ‘Kim’s Convenience’ star Andrew Phung chats ‘LOL: Last One Laughing Canada’. 

We get info on how Roz cooks ‘topless’. We’re asked if we’ve ever done or would ever do a ‘boudoir shoot’. What is something that feels illegal but is definitely not illegal?  Plus, Roz tries to figure out the meaning of 'Yuh dotish'.

Team Canada’s Max Parrot joins us to talk about his Olympic gold medal win after a battle with cancer. The 2022 Razzie Award nominations. Brian Sauve went viral for a tweet he sent. He’s since been called “Dear Brian” and we get his side of the story. We chat with Lawyer Rod Ponton one year after his viral fame as the “I’m Not A Cat Lawyer”. Plus, Mocha and Damnit Maurie try Oreos dipped in pickle juice! 

We talked to THE ‘Tinder Swindler’! We had a DM conversation with him and we’ll read those DMs to you on the show. Kevin Hart explains why he won’t work out with ‘The Rock’ or Mark Wahlberg. The Bachelor comes to Toronto. Nimroy Turgott from Jamaican’s Bobsled Team joins us! Plus, Charlie Day, Jenny Slate & Scott Eastwood chat with us about ‘I Want You Back’. 

We chat about the funny threats our parents used on us to get us to do something. Roz gives us some microwave tricks for reheating stuff. Plus, Would Deepa sell her farts? 

Wordle is sold to the New York Times, what does this mean for the free fun game? Do you make sounds when you eat something really yummy? Kirsten Bell says her and Dax Shepard talk about their crushes to each other. 30 year old Liz White chats with us about moving into a retirement community. Maurie chats with ‘Jackass’ star Johnny Knoxville about his life insurance policy. Plus, is Deepa on Tinder?

Kirsten Bell on her new series ‘The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window’. Maurie finally gets his lasagna from Roz. Sportsnet’s Donnovan Bennett chats Black History Month. In a shocking reveal, Brian Cox says his iconic ‘Succession’ character was almost killed off immediately when the show began.  Cher’s goosebump inducing performance of ‘Thank You For Being A Friend’ in honour of the late Betty White. 

According to the internet, Roz is single… We try and get to the bottom of this fallacy. Have we ever come to work hungover? Plus, support for Deepa’s ghosts encounters.  

In a new survey, 88% of people admit to having bought stuff in an effort to be happier and it's so addicting that 43% admit they've GONE INTO DEBT in an ongoing effort to buy themselves happiness. Damnit Maurie chats with Rupert Grint about the new season of ‘Servant’. ’90 Day Fiance’ star Stephanie Matto chats with Roz & Mocha about selling her farts in a jar. Plus, we celebrate ‘National Compliment Day’.

A new survey found that 10% of married people said they loved their spouse, but sometimes wish they were single so they could experience dating again. Wordle, Wordle and more Wordle! Adele super fan James Mason Fox got a DM from her after flying to Vegas for a  canceled show, he spoke with Roz & Mocha about the experience. An awesome list of things Boomers reveal that young people don’t get. Plus, ‘Yellowjackets’ star Kevin Alves joins us!

What is everyone’s idea of a relaxing or ideal vacation? More talk about Mocha being short. Jokes for Maurie & Netflix recommendations for Roz 

Turns out a lot of us are not washing the bottoms of our feet. If your fiancé went missing, after a long day of searching, would you still do your nighttime skin care routine? Researchers at Cardiff University have found that both men and women are perceived to look BETTER with a face covering the lower half of their faces. We learn that Machine Gun Kelly’s engagement ring band for Megan Fox are actually thorns.