THE RACE IS ON! All the details you need on the race between Mocha and Shem. Uber have released their 2023 list of weird stuff left in cars. Maple Leafs star Michael Bunting chats with Damnit Maurie. 

Jerry Springer & Gordon Lightfoot have passed away. Ed Sheeran performs in court during his trial. Chris Pratt once auditioned to be a male dancer. Tony Danza’s awkward Broadway red carpet interview. Hollywood writers are on strike.  Kevin Hart updates us on Jamie Foxx’s condition. Shaq is back with new music. Plus, ‘Succession’ finale will be 90 minutes! 

What does our ideal first date look like? Has Roz ever tried Pholouri? What is a recent purchase that we’ve made that we are very proud of but others may think is a little strange? What word do we have a hard time pronouncing?

Will Roz be trimming down his hair for his wedding? If we could BE a chocolate bar, which would we be? Who on the show could “theoretically” swim across Lake Ontario? Have we ever worn the wrong underwear and it totally ruined our day? If we could have the power to make anyone sneeze, burp or fart on command, which one would we choose?

Afroman is running for President. Matt Johnson & Jay Baruchel chat ‘Blackberry’ movie. Is the thumb a finger? ‘Black Mirror’ season 6 cast revealed. Matthew Perry takes bad Keanu Reeves joke out of his book. Roz & Mocha fan is having dreams about Shem. 

‘YellowJackets’ star Kevin Alves chats with Maurie about the taste of fake bodies. The Damnits hilarious recaps of the Leafs games. Roz has new underwear! Jake Gyllenhaal talks about filming in front of the UFC crowd. John Stamos once got the Olsen twins fired. Rick Ross offers Don Lemon a new job. The most incredible video of Keanu Reeves with a 9 year old fan. 

Al Pacino talks about turning down the role of Han Solo. Diddy says who has permission to call him Sean. Len Goodman has died. Is there beef between Troye Sivan and Kelly Clarkson? Meghan Trainor apologizes to teacher and Joe Biden officially runs again. 

Lots of love for Palmer’s Cocoa Butter. What is on our Mount Rushmore of TV Shows? Do we make up our own bed? What was Maurie's high school grade average? What is our go to snack when you are just chilling or working?

What is the best late night snack? Have we ever owned a motorcycle? If we all worked in a restaurant what position would we be? We have access to the world of the Matrix but can only download one skill into our brain, what do we choose?

Shem almost SH*T himself!!!! New AI generated songs from Drake. Blue Jays pitcher Anthony Bass under fire for a tweet calling out staff on an airline for not cleaning up after his kids. Rainn Wilson sits next to a fan of ‘The Office’ who had no idea he was there. Maurie chats with Gabriel Basso about ‘The Night Agent’. Plus, we’re shocked to find out how much you’re paying for haircuts. Plus did we mention, Shem almost SH*T himself!!!!

The world is freaking out at how Roz cleans his glasses. Doja Cat trolls everyone with a preview of her new album. We’re with some sad ass Toronto Maple Leaf fans after their game 1 loss. Disney launches a new chill play list with low-fi editions of their famous songs. Trish Stratus reveals she wrestled with torn hamstring at this year’s Wrestlemania. 

Kelly Clarkson releases new music, as does Celine Dion. Devon Sawa wonders why The Rock has never won an Oscar. The ‘Love Is Blind’ reunion was a disaster. ‘Phantom Of The Opera’ ends on Broadway. Final guests for James Corden are revealed as is the cause of death for Aaron Carter. Plus, Paul McCartney finally makes the dance charts. 

Who on the team would be the quickest to lend you money if you needed it? When was the last time you cried? What is something that would be hard for you to give up? Plus, we help Roz with his chafing problems. 

What's a food we loved as a child but cannot stand now? If we drop soap on to the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty? What position would we play on a hockey team? If we would quit our jobs, what would be the most epic way to resign?

Tupperware might be going out of business. Nelly joins us to chat about his upcoming ‘Hot in Herre’ tour. Why is Roz blowing in his cats butt? Nick Cannon says he wishes he had a baby with Taylor Swift. 

We chat with Jennifer Garner for her new Apple TV show ‘The Last Thing He Told Me’ , plus, we’re on the red carpet with Robbie Amell and Sam Worthington for their new movie ‘Simulant’. Plus, we’re celebrating Mocha’s birthday with a song from Shem and a poem from Maurie! Price Harry IS going to the King’s Coronation. Plus, songs from Madonna, Mariah and more added to the Library of Congress.

Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn break up. A new ‘Star Wars’ movie is in the works. The Dalai Lama is in some trouble. Jeremy Renner takes a humourous side to his accident with Jimmy Kimmel. Millie Bobby Brown is engaged to Bon Jovi’s son. Mike Myers was originally going to voice Shrek in a Canadian accent. 

If we could rewatch any movie and get that first time “OMG shock" feeling from the plot twist, which one would you choose? When we go to the bathroom at home, do we turn on the fan before we do our business or after? What was something we did because we thought it was cool but now makes us embarrassed?

What’s our favourite car snack? Would we rather a snake in the toilet or a bat? What made us fall in love with our partners? If we were offered $500K but we had to hook up with the main character of the last cartoon we watched, would we do it and who is it?

What is the ultimate dip? Maurie chats with Backstreet Boys star AJ McClean about his new fashion competition show. Bella Ramsey uses OJ in her cereal! Kevin Hart answers fan questions

If one slice of bread is moldy do you throw away the full loaf? Lady Gaga shooting ‘Joker’ movie in NYC and we talk to a fan who watched her film. John Leguizamo will not watch the new Super Mario Brothers’ Movie. We try the Peeps flavoured Pepsi. Shem’s March recap song. 

Gwyneth Paltrow found not liable in ski crash. Sarah Polley trolled hard by her own kid for April Fools day. Drake samples Kim Kardashian in new song. UFC merges with WWE. How the future will look in 2050. 

Is there anything that our significant other does in public that embarrasses us? How do we split household chores? Guyanese question for Roz, what does ‘HUNGISH’ mean? Plus, should Roz run for Mayor?

What is our favorite movie snack? How did Shem find out he had sleep apnea? With the warmer weather approaching, what are the top 3 things we cannot wait to do?

Maurie chats with ‘Succession’ Star Nicholas Braun. Catherine Reitman chats about the final ‘Working Mom’s’ episode. Classified joins us to chat about his Canadian tour. 

‘Jeopardy’ had a WWE category, lets see how well Mocha does. Trish Stratus joins us to talk WrestleMania.  We play a round of ‘Mouth Charades’ and what are you terrible at, even as an adult? 

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon used to share a bank account. We speak exclusively with Ryan Michael James who butchered the Canadian National Anthem at last Fridays Leafs game. Shawn Mendes says men should wear crop tops. Zachary Levi makes plea to families that ‘Shazam’ is a family movie and John Wick is not. Adele announces concert film. ‘White Lotus 3’ will film in Thailand.

Do we remember our first kiss? If we were an animal which would we be and why? Are we afraid of dying?If there are 25 hours in a day, how would we spend that extra hour?

If we were in the office universe and worked and Dunder Mifflin which job/role do you think we’d have? What is something we’ve googled way too many times? If we were to wear one outfit like a TV show character what would it be?

We’re on the red carpet with Kiefer Sutherland to chat about his new show ‘Rabbit Hole’. We chat with all the ‘Canada’s Got Talent’ judges about the new season and we learn if Trish Stratus farts at the judges table. Uber Canada releases the rankings of the worst rated cities. Plus, we chat with model Marco Donatelli who says it’s becoming a burden to be so hot.

World Exclusive with the actual singer of the Burger King Whopper commercials that everyone thinks is Shem. We chat with Chad Michael Murray about a ‘Freaky Friday’ sequel. We check in with our good friend Robbie Amell! Maurie’s Granny turns 93! Plus, T-Pain releases album of just cover songs! 

Taylor Swift drops 4 unreleased songs. Eva Longoria and Eric Braeden have beef with each other. Madonna’s 5 house rules. Shawn Mendes clears up Sabrina Carpenter dating rumours. Gwyneth Paltrow takes the stand in ski legal battle. Gaten Matarazzo dishes on final season of ‘Stranger Things’. There is a serial pooper on Broadway. 

Would any of us start an OnlyFans? Is there a song that as soon as we hear it, it moves us to tears? what would be our FIRST purchase if we won the lottery? Can Roz explain “Curry chicken vs. chicken curry”? Did our parents have alternative name options for us?

What is something we could do when you were single, that you can’t do now? What do we usually eat when you have no idea what to cook? What's something small we can do that will instantly brighten someone's day? If we could only ever hold round or flat objects again what would we choose?

It’s Spelling Bee season, and you all love when we get Maurie to spell! Some of the most cringe-worthy dating profiles. What are some of the most popular acronyms and how many of them does Mocha know? We chat with Melissa Barrera from ‘Scream 6’. Plus, an update on flying cars.

The Roz & Mocha Show’s A.I. clones! Zachary Levi & Lucy Lui chat with Maurie about ‘Shazam’. Keira Knightley’s daughter doesn’t understand mommy’s fame. There are still no legs in the Metaverse. Joe Exotic talks from jail. Ashley Graham responds to that awkward Hugh Grant interview. We recognize Nap Day & Austin3:16day.

The Kardashians may not be invited to this years MET Gala. Jenna Ortega on Season 2 of ‘Wednesday’. Austin Butler does a cover of Taylor Swift. Lots of Oscars coverage. New movie about the Blackberry. The Weeknd booed at the Junos. Pauly Shore reacts to Jimmy Kimmel’s Oscars joke and Niall Horan’s 22 step beauty routine.

What is a song that we love that people would be surprised to know was a favourite? What we do when the songs are playing. Our favorite Jim Carey movies. Will Maurie have to work his way into Roz’s wedding? Which would we rather do: wash dishes, mow the lawn, clean the bathroom, or vacuum the house?

What’s a necessary food you should eat before you die? With Wrestlemania around the corner, what would be your dream in event? You can use past or present wrestlers. Can Maurie and Roz have another arm wrestling showdown? Hotdog or hamburger?

Toronto dog park puts up sign asking for dogs not to bark. Steve Carell talks about ‘Carrying the show’ on ‘The Office’. Crazy BING chatbot interview story. Roz finally saw ‘Magic Mike 3’. New Maurie commercial outtakes! 

Questions that people are rarely honest about when answering. Viral video of a cat saying ‘Okay’. Mocha reads from his childhood diary. Jenna Ortega changed the script of ‘Wednesday’ without permission. Reaction to the new Chicken Big Mac. JLo & Ben’s new $64 million home. 

Madonna is reportedly dating a 29 year old boxer. Nordstrom are shutting down all Canadian stores. Harry & Meghan are officially invited to coronation. Ford are working on a feature to allow you to sleep while driving. Chris Rock’s Netflix special discussion. ‘Ted Lasso’ is coming to an end. Adam Driver’s first big pay cheque was spent on a pair of Jordans. 

Would you rather pee your pants and have NO ONE think you did or NOT pee your pants and have everyone think you did? Will we ever have a 4 man arm wrestling tournament? What is the most romantic thing we’ve done?

What is something we refused to try for years and when we finally did… We actually liked it? If dogs go woof, cats go meow, and ducks go quack, what is the general sound humans make? What happened to Roz calling Maurie “My love”?

Scott McGillivray and Bryan Baeumler join us to play a round of ‘Matchy Matchy’. Man survives at sea on ketchup for 24 days. Shem’s February recap song. Celebs have been turning down the chance to perform at King Charles’ Coronation. Michael B. Jordan has a run in with a reporter who used to call him ‘Corny’ in school. 

Americans butcher pronunciations for Scarborough, Mississauga, Brampton and Pickering. P!nk joins Roz & Mocha to chat about her new album. Lil Wayne mistakenly thought Drake’s last name was ‘Rogers’. We chat with Dina Pugliese about her last day on BT.  We play a round of the Roz & Mocha fan favorite original game ‘5IN7’. 

Jully Black chats All-Star weekend anthem. Don Lemon in trouble at CNN. Justin Bieber cancels tour. Ed Sheeran announces new album. The CD turns 40. Chris Pine addresses Harry Styles ‘Spitgate’. 

If we were stuck on a deserted island, what would be the hardest and easiest tasks to accomplish? What is a popular movie that we have never seen? Who has the best typing speed among all of us?