MERGEFIELD Description Hon, I think this soup's gone bad.  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 7/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Surreal; trippy. Not scary but some gross bits ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Body horror; Graphic animal death Patreon Live Stream Sat Nov 23 @ 3pm: GONJIAM: HAUNTED ASYLUM Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description Gills Gone Wild  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 2/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Super gory; super silly; Super-filled with boobies ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Claustrophobia; Jump scares; Sexual exploitation Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description Be a doll and fetch me that murder victim.  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 4/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Bloody and stylized giallo w a really freaky doll ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Gore; Graphic animal harm; Scary doll; Homophobic tropes Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description "Slut" (2019); "Home Invasion Help" (2021); "There's a Man in the Woods" (2014); "Tea Time" (2009); "Too Many Cooks" (2014)  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 6/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Broadly approachable shorts ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Creepy imagery; Home invasion Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description If you gotta start over, 1960s Malibu in Rock Hudson's body is the way to go  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 9/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Leans more into tension/thriller than scares/gore ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Sexual Assault; Up-close surgery; Depression Watch these Horror Shorts for this week's Halloween bonus episode Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description Such typical Gemini behavior  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 3/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Not super graphic but lots of jump scares & creep-factor ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Jump scares; Suicide; Blood/gore; Strong racist Imagery Next Week’s Film  Live Stream Oct 26 @ 3pm: Discussion of HELL HOUSE LLC (2015) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description You see dead people? I see Toni Collette, and only Toni Collette.  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 8/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Tense scary, not gory; very emotional ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Suicide; Home invasion; Bullying; Jump scares Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description A Hard(core) Day's Night  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 8/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Wild-ass indie grindhouse musical ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Violent sexual assault; Sex trafficking; Strobe effects; Shaky cam Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description Sometimes you just have to let things go.  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 9/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Classic, tightly-wound thriller ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Drugging; Kidnapping; Claustrophobia Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description "Spaceballs" would have been an acceptable title, too  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 6/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Very campy; low budget fun ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Jumpscares; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description Girls just wanna have fun  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Janina Matthewson  Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 5/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Very intense, but a subtle, slowburn art-house horror ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Infant death; Animal death; Child abuse; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film  Livestream Sept 21 @ 1pm: SILENT HILL (2006) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description "Home" (S4E2) and "The Post Modern Prometheus" (S5E5)  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 7/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Prime-time TV-level horror ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Infant death; Blood/gore; Body horror Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description Possible prequel to the animated Trolls franchise?  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 7/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Super fun, and intense, movie about… you guessed it! ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Found footage shaky-cam; Animal Death; Gore/Body fluids Friday the 13th bonus episode! We'll talk about The X-Files: S4E2 "Home" and S5E5 "The Post-Modern Prometheus" Coming this Friday! Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description This house needs a full gut reno  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 7/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Gut-wrenching personal drama wrapped in elegant ghost story ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Suicide; Dissociation; Family Trauma; Haunted house creepiness Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description Vomiting zombies... Vombies!  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 3/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment 1% gore; 99% vomit ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Vomiting; Domestic Violence Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description Who does this clown think he is?  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 1/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Gratuitously violent, graphic, and vicious) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Extreme blood/gore; Jump scares; Clowns Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents  

 MERGEFIELD Description Obi-Wan Kenobi: Head of the Russian mafia  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 6/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Intense thriller w/horror vibes ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Snuff film; Blood; Police gaslighting; Animal death. Next Week’s Film  Live Stream Aug 17: CREEP (2014)  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description Cruise control, leather seats, and evil spirit come standard  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 7/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Solid horror moods, but not very scary or even bloody) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood; Jump scares; Shitty boyfriend; Shitty parents Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description Puberty is a pretty rough time.  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 3/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Wrought possession thriller w strong creepy/gory visuals ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Gore; Demonic possession; Medical trauma; Self-mutilation; Jump scares Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description Acid trip Kill Bill  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 2/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Ultraviolent revenge tale ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Animal death; Torture; Cult brainwashing Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description Is it cake… or is it shunt  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 2/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Incredible, bizarre satire that is all kinds of disgusting ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Body horror; Blood/gore; Incest; Gaslighting July 20 Livestream on Patreon: Midsommar (2019) Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description Maybe you're just not a cat person.(alt titles Más Negro Que la Noche, Darker Than Night)  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 8/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Funny, spooky thriller with borderline Giallo/Slasher vibes ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Jump scares; Spooky haunted house tropes; Pet death Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description Sure you like Wordle and Connections, but have you tried Hell Box?  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 1/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Graphic gore, blood, goo, body horror, etc.) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Graphic blood/gore; Body horror; Medical Institutional horror; Self-harm Next Week’s Film* RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents * note: this movie is listed as Darker Than Night on Shudder

 MERGEFIELD Description 1980s sax appeal  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 8/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Totally 80s PG-13 horror ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Mild Blood/gore; Jump scares Next Week’s Film  Sat June 29 Livestream: NOPE (2022) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description Maybe time to check Zillow for a new place to live.  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 8/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Psychological sci-fi drama about depression/loneliness) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Pandemic Apocalypse; Child death; Dog death; Extreme loss/loneliness/sadness Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description Ask your doctor if Graboids are right for you.  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 8/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Very PG-ish and fun monster movie ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Some gooey gore; animal death Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description The time-traveling witch does not like your shower.  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 9/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment 80s TV-level scares ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Gore; Intense fat-shaming; Medical Horror Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents  

 MERGEFIELD Description You're gonna need a spookier boat.  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 7/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Creepy, noir-style thriller w/ a million twists ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Suicide; Spooky imagery; Rape revenge narrative; Animal murder. Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description You'll never guess what this movie is about.  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 7/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Lots of bloody, gory, and kind of hilarious practical effects) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Sexual Assault; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description The blanket monster wants your child.  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 6/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Smart and taut thriller w some solid scares) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Jump scares; PTSD; Religious misogyny; Gaslighting Next Week’s Film  Live Stream: Sunday May 19 @ 3pm ET - MAD GOD (2022) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description Stop and kill the flowers.  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 7/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Sci-Fi thriller classic; More gross than gory w/ decent jump scares ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Gaslighting; Jump scares; Gross/gooey SFX; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description You may be wondering exactly what this movie is about…  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 7/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Real bloody but all in service to comedy ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Animal harm; Excessive drug use Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description Nice family gets along great.  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 3/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Violent, scary, funny, creative ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Violence; Home invasion; Jump scares Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description We came here to talk about They Live and chew bubblegum…  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 9/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Creepy but not graphic. An A-list B-movie. ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Creepy imagery; Police brutality; Gun violence Next Week’s Film  LIVE STREAM: Sat Apr 20 @ 3pm ET - THE WAILING (2016) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description Looks like someone didn't read the Live Laugh Love sign in the family room…  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 3/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Scary and unsettling. Lots of visuals to haunt your dreams. ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Animal/child death; Jump Scares; Creepy faces/imagery; Strong Depression narrative; Extreme high pitch noises Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description This is why I dress like Winnie the Pooh  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 6/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Over the top agitprop comedy. Gory, not scary ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Gore; Child death; Labor exploitation Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

Hey, do you think it smells like inthebox around here?  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror!  Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 3/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Dark, bleak, gross, and creepy ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Graphic rape/torture description; Suicide; Fatphobic, homophobic, ableist slurs; Kevin Spacey Next Week’s Film RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents    

 MERGEFIELD Description Sometimes you gotta do more than just punch N*zis.  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 1/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Gore fest w plenty of jump scares & creative deaths ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Jump scares; Blood/gore; Claustrophobia; Animal death Next Week’s Film  LIVESTREAM Sat Mar 23 @ 3pm: His House (2020) only on our Patreon! RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents    

 MERGEFIELD Description He's just a brat. Don't lose your head.  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 7/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment A couple of classic horror-y deaths, but pretty campy overall ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Child death; Suicide; Jump scares; Over the top death scenes Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents    

 MERGEFIELD Description Dirtbike shitheads are at it again  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 5/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Not as gory & we thought; More fairy-tale horror than gloopy/gloppy horror ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Child death; Jump Scares; Blood/Gore; Suicide; Domestic Abuse Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents    

 MERGEFIELD Description Maybe don't buy a Plymouth  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Chris Brown Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 9/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Made-for-TV drama-thriller ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Road rage tension; jump scares. Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents    

 MERGEFIELD Description What goes around comes around.  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 8/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Good-hearted (but still exploitative), dark morality tale) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Ableist caricatures/epithets; body horror Next Week’s Film  LIVESTREAM Sat Feb 24: TEETH (2007) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description The title is the plot.  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Jen Brown  Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 1/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Scary as shit ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Blood/gore; Jump scares; Child death; Creepy shit; Suicide Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents    

 MERGEFIELD Description Hollywood's a cutthroat business  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 6/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Bloody and twisted, but super fun ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Animal death; Jump scares; Blood/gore Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

 MERGEFIELD Description What if a city… but also a giant monster?  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest Brie Williams  Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 4/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Action-packed found-footage with scares and some gore) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Disturbing disaster footage; Shaky camera; Aggressive spiderlike creatures; Blood/Gore; Jump scares. Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents    

 MERGEFIELD Description Salesman of the Year: Cheech Marin  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Special Guest: Symphony Sanders  Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 4/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Splattery action/comedy; Not scary, but pretty gross) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Sexual Assault; Gun Violence; Blood/Gore; Ableist/Racist/Sexist Language Next Week’s Film  MERGEFIELD JustWatch_link LIVE STREAM Jan 27: A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors Join us live on Patreon. RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents    

 MERGEFIELD Description Welcome to Nun Island  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 3/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment The scares are clunky, but it gets gory when it wants ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Stabby murders; Blood/gore; Animal Cruelty; Body Horror; Creepy kids Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents    

 MERGEFIELD Description Look, ma! Two hands!  MERGEFIELD Guest_links Approachability:  MERGEFIELD Rate 4/10 ( MERGEFIELD Approachability_comment Arty as hell but when it goes Horror it goes Hard ) Content Warnings:  MERGEFIELD Content_Warnings Slashery Blood/gore, Animal death, Rape, Suicide, Child abuse Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents