Going out to dinner is tough when you're allergic to substitutions.   Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at [email protected]! And keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t…

It’s Sarah’s birthday, and she’ll pretend not to care if she wants to! Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes.Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at [email protected]!And keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t…   

It's election day, so make your voice heard by going to the PC Instagram to let us know if you're Team Lola or Team Rosie! Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at [email protected]! And keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t

This petty crime is basically IT in real life: Georgie’s still haunted by storm drains and red balloons. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at [email protected]! And keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t…   

We support Rhonda's rights and (some) of her wrongs. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at [email protected]! And keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t…

Cadavers Cadavers Cadavers Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at [email protected]! And keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t…

Who knew biochemical warfare could happen in the suburbs? Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at [email protected]! And keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t…

These cringe-worthy run-ins were neither lucky nor charming.  Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at [email protected]! And keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t

Hey Petty Criminals! No new episode this week but we want to share a show we’re currently crushing on, Podcrushed — the podcast where Penn Badgley reads your middle school story -- explores the heartbreak, anxiety and self-discovery of being a teenager.Hosts Penn Badgley, Nava Kavelin, and Sophie Ansari bring you stories and conversations about middle school - from childhood crushes, to battles with body hair, to schoolyard scuffles. The results are sometimes awkward, sometimes heartwarming, and always relatable. This episode features the prolific, amazingly talented, and incredibly sweet Ariana Grande. In this first part of a two-part conversation with the pop icon, the crew has a wide-ranging conversation on childhood, Ariana's Broadway origins, and getting to act alongside her best friends. If you want to hear more, search for Podcrushed wherever you get your podcasts or head to https://lemonada.lnk.to/podcrushedfd.  

Get in bestie, we’re time-traveling to 2009, where a toxic feud sparks a decade-long battle that only Griff and Ceara can settle. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at [email protected]!Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes.And keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t

To all the Petty Criminals who missed our live Vegas show, don't worry — you can catch it right here! Just a heads up though, it gets pretty spicy. So maybe don’t blast it around the kiddos, co-workers, or your mom! Featuring Yamaneika Saunders. Make sure to listen to her Sirius XM radio show Off Topic! Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at [email protected]!Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes.And keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t…

Everybody wants to be a cat but nobody wants to clean the litter box. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at [email protected]!Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes.And keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t…

Ceara and our new producer Amber just might’ve kicked off a full-blown prank war.Featuring Mike SpettelPetty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at [email protected]!Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes.And keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t...

Snaps may disappear, but this crime will live forever.Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at [email protected]!Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes.And keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t…

Alright, alright... this is our last wedding crime for a bit, but trust us, it's a wild one!Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at [email protected]!Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes.And keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t…

A sisterly dispute over their mom's old sweatshirt: who will get custody, and who will need to let it go?Submit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected]’t miss out on all things Petty Crimes!Instagram: @pettycrimespodTikTok: @@pettycrimespodYouTube: @pettycrimespodcast 

Triplet drama, sandy air mattresses, and a feud over shrimp souls make this the perfect petty summer crime. Submit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected]’t miss out on all things Petty Crimes!- Instagram: @pettycrimespod- TikTok: @@pettycrimespod- YouTube: @pettycrimespodcast

Petty Criminals, WE’RE BACK and better than ever at our new home, Hartbeat! We’re still the same ol' petty b*tches bringing you the juiciest crimes. In this episode, we dive into a petty showdown at a football game that includes Instastories and family drama. Listen now! Submit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected], and for all things Petty Crimes follow: Instagram: @pettycrimespodTikTok: @@pettycrimespodYouTube: @pettycrimespodcast

It’s getting hot in here and you’re gonna want to sit (not lie) down for this one!Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis.Submit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected]

A two-crimes episode! A trash war in Rome & a flight to Australia involving oral fixation…Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis.Submit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected]

How much is that doggy in the window…going to affect my mail delivery?Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis.Submit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected]

Storage units come at a cost, but so can your in-laws.Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis.Submit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected]

Naughty or nice, no gift stolen thrice. Happy holidays, Petty Criminals! Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird ProductionsSubmit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug

The floors were dirty and so was this battle.Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird ProductionsSubmit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug

We hope your passports are valid, Petty Criminals, because it's time for our first-ever counter-testimonial crime! Nous t'aimons!Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird ProductionsSubmit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug

Sit back, grab a bottle of water, and relaxative.Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird ProductionsSubmit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug

Bring your own dish but don't worry about any leftovers because...there won't be any. We're thankful for all of you, Petty Criminals!Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird ProductionsSubmit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug

Ceara presents Griff with a crime about shrimp even though she knows he's allergic.Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird ProductionsSubmit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug

Get in lieutenant, we're going shopping.Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird ProductionsSubmit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug

A gift she put on the wrong kind of bed. Follow David Farrier on Instagram and stream his documentary, Mister Organ, starting November 21st on Apple - available now for pre-order! Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird ProductionsSubmit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug

This crime has many layers but absolutely no cheese. Writer and VibeSlut founder, Abby Jensen, joins us for Criminal or Minimal!Follow Abbey Jensen on Instagram and TikTok!Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird ProductionsSubmit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug

This guy needs to stay in his lane.Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird ProductionsSubmit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug

All about the value of a bagel...Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird ProductionsSubmit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug

High school memories really should be...treasured.Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird ProductionsSubmit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug

In all relationships, communication is KEY. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird ProductionsSubmit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug

Please don’t feed the cat…or the crows.Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird ProductionsSubmit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug

Two lovers moving at lesbian light speed are drowning in post-it notes from the past...Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird ProductionsSubmit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug

Recorded on Griff's farm in Northern New York! Thank you for all of the support, you crusty little hose!Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird ProductionsSubmit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug

Two girls are in Argentina. One speaks Spanish, the other is fluent in Petty. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird ProductionsSubmit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug

These crimes will seriously lift your spirits! Sabrina Deana-Roga & Corinne Vien join us in the Petty Crimes Court! Follow Two Girls One Ghost on Instagram!Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird ProductionsSubmit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug

What’s wine is yours and what’s yours is wine. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird ProductionsSubmit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug!

...and Ashley with the IBS. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird ProductionsSubmit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug

Freshman year living can be a real bitch...face.Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird ProductionsSubmit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug

What happens when a firefighter goes Insta-official with a too-new boo?Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird ProductionsSubmit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug

Our climate isn't the only thing that's heating up.Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird ProductionsSubmit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug

Awkwardness ensues when a mom happens upon her daughter’s magic hat full of condoms… Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird ProductionsSubmit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug

This is what happens when you ask to split the bill!Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird ProductionsSubmit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug

Buy blueberries at the grocery store?! In THIS economy? Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal.Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird ProductionsSubmit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug