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No New Friends Entertainment
The Comedy Break Every Parent Deserves. The Good, the bad, and the funny! Sprinkle in a bit of pop culture, strange news, theme park stuff, and other shenanigans! No New Friends Podcast has been named a finalist for Mainline Marketing's Florida's Finest Podcast, and Orlando Weekly's Best Local Podcast in the Best of Orlando Competition. Website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com
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London Bridge has Fallen Down

London Bridge has Fallen Down

In this episode we discuss the Queen of England's passing and everyone's obsession with the royal family.  Jeff Kaufman returns for an extremely funny segment, he tells a story of when he met a Comic Book legend.  Also gives Chris some marriage advice.  Finally, we discuss anniversary planning.  Ryan Returns with Jersey Man or Florida Man, Chris' Cliff Notes and much more.  Check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.  Check us out on Newsly www.newsly.me and use promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  Visit Jeff Kaufman at www.whenyouneedus.com or www.therealjeffkaufman.com--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
01:09:1319/09/2022
I see Dead People

I see Dead People

Clairvoyant and Medium Jerry McDaniel www.jmacmedium.com joins us.  Chris and Mary both get readings.  We get a visit from a blast from the past that you do not want to miss.  Plus Ryan brings us Jersey Man VS Florida Man.  Connect with us, join our Club House, check out our sweet merch.  www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly  www.newsly.me  and use promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
51:2312/09/2022
Confiscating the Porn

Confiscating the Porn

In this Episode Mary had some super funny stories to tell about her kids.  Scott had an awkward encounter.  Chris went to Atlantic City.  And Ryan brings us a new game Jersey Man vs Florida Man.  Connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast.com check out our sweet merch join our Club House (Patreon) and become a Friend with Benefits.  Don't forget you have till October 31st to #sharetheshow and 12/21 for the Journey of Merch.  Check us out on www.newsly.me and use the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.   --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
01:03:5105/09/2022
School Yard PTSD

School Yard PTSD

Scott recently had to deal with the loss of a pet.  The gang does not waste any opportunity to roast Scott about it.  Scott plans his funeral and makes it all about the content!  Chris went to a Philly's game and had a ton of crazy things go down.  Can you order a Pizza?  Finally a Disney themed game.  To connect with us on all social media, check out our sweet merch, join our Clubhouse (Patreon) and become a Friend with Benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  #sharetheshow ends on October 31st.  Just share the link to our episode and tag us #sharetheshow.  Journey of Merch from now until 12/31.  Take a picture with a No New Friends logo magnet or Tee shirt at a really cool place or with a cool Celebrity.  Email us the photo ([email protected]) or tag us on social media. Check us out on Newsly www.newsly.me and use promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.dPVfaE3s3Q9BH9oHi0u7---
56:1329/08/2022
Got a Full Moon waiting for my Blue Moon

Got a Full Moon waiting for my Blue Moon

Scott and his wife had a staycation at Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge, where Scott got a nice treat.  Our new sponsor Jeff Kaufman from the Law Offices of Kaufman and Lynd www.whenyouneedus.com or www.therealjeffkaufman.com joins us in a super funny segment.  Finally Mary had to get a Drug Test!!!!  To connect with us on social media, check out our sweet merch, or join our clubhouse and become a friend with benefits visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly www.newsly.me and use promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
01:15:3622/08/2022
Dangling the Sex Carrot

Dangling the Sex Carrot

Is it ok to go to Costco with your partner when there are kids at the house?  Is it ok to go to Costco with the dog in the bed?  Mary prepares for back to school with her kids.  The anxieties of sending anything back or canceling a service.  And much more.  Connect with us, join our club house and become a friend with benifits, (patreon), or check out our sweet merch.  www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Vote for us for Orlando Weekly best of Orlando under the category Local Notables/Best local podcast.  www.vote.orlandoweekly.com.  Check us out on Newsly.  www.newsly.me promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
53:1515/08/2022
Harambe Caused the Allergies

Harambe Caused the Allergies

Mary's kid went to a birthday party and had a strange encounter with a very involved mom.  We suffer from Podcast A-D-D.  Chris and Joe's adventures in New Jersey.  Finally, a bet debt must be collected!  To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our clubhouse (Patreon) and become a friend with Benefits check out our website [email protected].  Please vote for us Orlando Weekly best of Orlando contest under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast.  www.vote.orlandoweekly.com.  Check us out on Newsly https://newsly.me/ and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
55:2508/08/2022
Lookin Like a Fool With Your Pants on the Ground

Lookin Like a Fool With Your Pants on the Ground

In this Episode Scott had to be the day to day Dad, which he struggled with.  Mary's scrubs are way too big....and she bought extra small scurbs.  We determined that everyone has a prison pocket, some have a prison purse.  Please connect with us, join our club house (patreon) and become a friend with benifits, or check out our sweet merch.  www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Please vote for us for Orlando Weekly's best of Orlando Contest under the category Local Notables/Best local Podcast.  www.vote.orlandoweekly.com.  Check us out on Newsly.  https://newsly.me/  promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
47:3601/08/2022
Moonshine, Martinis, and Meth

Moonshine, Martinis, and Meth

In this Episode Scott had a Magical week with his daughters who had never been to Walt Disney World.  Mary went to a fine dining seafood establishment in a trailer park, the birthplace of meth.  Chris is back from his cruise and boy did he have some stories.  To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our clubhouse (patreon) and become a friend with benefits just visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Please vote for us for Orlando Weekly's Best of Orlando Contest under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast.  www.vote.orlandoweekly.com.  Check us out on Newsly https://newsly.me/ and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
01:10:4725/07/2022
Spoiler Alert

Spoiler Alert

We call spoiler alert on any movie made during any time period.  We discuss the biggest plot twists that were spoiled for us.  We discuss the CERN machine and how it may have created the Mandela affect.  Also recap our 4th of July activities.  Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House (Patreon) and become a Friend with Benefits, just visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Please vote for us at vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables/Best local podcast.  Check us out on Newsly.  https://newsly.me/ and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
57:0518/07/2022
Auto Correct Claims Another Soul

Auto Correct Claims Another Soul

Mary found herself in a very awkward Auto Correct situation.  Scott gets held accountable when his wife has a bad dream about him.  Chris found solo cruisers when getting attacked on Reddit.  Connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House (Patreon) and become a Friend with Benefits www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Please vote for us for Orlando Weekly Best of Orlando Contest.  Under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast.  vote.orlandoweekly.com.  #autocorrect #damnyouautocorrect---
50:0411/07/2022
Covid and the Bidet

Covid and the Bidet

The Covid has finally made it into Scott's House.  Scott saw Covid and his first thought was CONTENT!  Mary got into an argument on Facebook, Chris made a new Household purchase, and much much more!  Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our patreon, www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Please vote for us for Orlando Weekly's Best of Orlando Contest under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast.  vote.orlandoweekly.com.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
50:2504/07/2022
Celebrity Nudes Gone Wrong

Celebrity Nudes Gone Wrong

Alex from the Diz Hiz joins us and has some questions for us as a NNF superfan.  Scott discusses kid birthday party chaos.  Finally, the celeb world is a little bit bonkers.  We stumble across a photo of Cole Sprouse that has us very confused.  Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our club house and become a friend with benefits.  www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Please vote for us at Orlando Weekly's best of Orlando Contest under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast.  vote.orlandoweekly.com.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
54:4927/06/2022
Our 2 Dads: A Father's Day Special

Our 2 Dads: A Father's Day Special

Mary and Scott's dads join us for a very special Father's Day Episode.  Super funny stories about our childhoods, several games including Who Dun It, and How Well Does Mary Know Her Father.  Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House and become a Friend with Benefits www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Please vote for us at www.orlandoweekly.com Best of Orlando contest under the category Local Notables/ Best Local Podcast!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
01:09:0619/06/2022
Improv and The Prostate Exam

Improv and The Prostate Exam

In this Episode Chris delivers an amazing opening monologue.  He then discusses his recent Prostate Exam.  Then the gang takes a stab at performing an improv scene.  Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House and be a Friend with Benefits. www.nonewfriendspodcast.com--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
35:4413/06/2022
The Avengers are DONE!

The Avengers are DONE!

Are Marvel Movies ruining the way we watch movies?  Are we done with the avengers?  Who is the mystery girl in the Carousel of Progress at Magic Kingdom and why is she not in any other scenes?  Is she dead?  Is the Mona Lisa Fake?  Find out this and much more.  Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our patreon and become a friend with benifits by visiting our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly.  https://newsly.me/ and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS  #MCU #Carouselofprogress #TB #monalisa #fakeart--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
54:1306/06/2022
EP 100: Show us Your Feet

EP 100: Show us Your Feet

It is our 100th Episode and we are joined by special guest comedian James Yon.  We discuss our Facebook routine when we see someone post an RIP.  Mary makes her bid for Best Local Only Fans.  Chris brings us Chris' Conspiracy Corner, Mary Brings us strange news, and much much more.  Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Clubhouse and become a "Friend with Benefits" visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Please nominate us for www.orlandoweekly.com Best of Orlando Competition under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast.  Check us out on Newsly www.newsly.me or from the link in the description, and use promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  #onlyfans #penguins #paulmccartney #socialmediadeaths #footfetish.---
01:10:3730/05/2022
No Mimosas at the 4th Grade Assembly

No Mimosas at the 4th Grade Assembly

Scott talks about sitting through his daughter's award ceremony.  He then had an awkward encounter with a teacher.  Mary and Chris share other awkward speaking moments including Chris meeting a celebrity.  Scott's adventures at a Car dealership.  Chris' Conspiracy Corner, Strange News/Adulting Fails, and much much more.  Please nominate us on orlandoweekly.com Best of Orlando Competition under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast.  To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, Join our Clubhouse and be Friends with Benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly, https://newsly.me/ and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  #adultingfails #awardceremony #lizardpeople #bucketlist #podcastreccomendations  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
01:11:3023/05/2022
Don't Mess with my Algorithm

Don't Mess with my Algorithm

In this Episode Chris discusses how he has perfected his YouTube Algorithm.  We discuss the generation gaps and our kids not knowing who Brittany Spears is.  Chris brings us Chris' Conspiracy Corner.  Mary brings us Strange News (Kind of) and much, much more.  Please nominate us for Orlando Weekly Best of Orlando Competition under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast.  To connect with us, join our clubhouse (Patreon), or check out our sweet merch visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly.  www.newsly.me use the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
57:3216/05/2022
Tracksuit Mafia: From Slicers to Hawkeye

Tracksuit Mafia: From Slicers to Hawkeye

In this Episode we Interview Carlos Navarro.  He has been seen in Marvel's "Hawkeye" on Disney+ as one of the main 3 Tracksuit Mafia members, Enrique. He has also been seen on AMC's "The Walking Dead" as Alvaro a member of the Kingdom's Army, "Identity Thief" with Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy as Luis the Gas Station Attendant.  He can also be heard Monday - Friday on the Monsters in the Morning in Orlando Fl on Real Radio 104.1 or iHeart Radio.  To connect with us on all social media, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House (Patreon) check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly https://newsly.me/ and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  #MCU #Disneyplus #Hawkeye #TheWalkingDead #tracksuitmafia #bro #monstersinthemorning #tothetop #tothetopneverstop #AMC #identitythief  *Note: This episode is NOT marked explicit, however, there are some 4 letter words used in this episode.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
54:4309/05/2022
No New Friends and Diz Hiz’s Excellent Adventure

No New Friends and Diz Hiz’s Excellent Adventure

The gang recaps Chris and Emily's trip to Florida.  So many funny stories.  Next week 5/8 is our interview with Carlos Navarro from Marvel's Hawkeye.  Please nominate us on www.orlandoweekly.com Best of Orlando Competition under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast.  To connect with us, check out our sweet Merch, join our Club House visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly https://newsly.me/ and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  #universalorlando #gringots #karaoke #saratogasprings #disneysprings #landryscard--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
01:10:3402/05/2022
Bring Back Skippy

Bring Back Skippy

This is our Episode of Diz Hiz from April Fools Day.  We take a deep dive into the Histrory of The ExtraTerrorestrial Alien Encounter.  To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, or join our club house visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Please nominate us for Orlando Weekly's Best of Orlando Competition under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast.  BEST OF ORLANDO® Ballot (orlandoweekly.com).  Check us out on Newsly:  https://newsly.me/ and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
55:2125/04/2022
Finger Printing Myself at the UPS Store

Finger Printing Myself at the UPS Store

In this Episode Chris has a Man Bun,  Scott discusses his trip to Mexico and Mary describes what Scott's trip was from her perspective.  Mary is enrolled in medical school and now has to buy supplies and a costume and has to get a background check.  Chris will be in town next week so we discuss the plans.  Chris brings us a top 5 Easter List from Spoon University, and much much more.  To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Patreon check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly, https://newsly.me/ and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  #mexicotrip #margaritas #UPSstore #backgroundcheck #eastercandy #peeps   This Episode is marked Explicit for Sexual Content.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
01:05:3017/04/2022
Chris the LinkedIn Coach

Chris the LinkedIn Coach

In this Episode Chris is new to LinkedIn and has expert advice for each of us.  Then we discuss common mispronounced words as well as common items done wrong.  Finally Mary brings us some "Strange News"   TO connect with us, join our Clubhouse (Patreon) or check out our sweet merch visit [email protected].  Check us out on Newsly https://newsly.me/ and use the promo code: N0NEWFR1ENDS--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
48:4611/04/2022
Rubik's Cube on Survivor

Rubik's Cube on Survivor

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!  Enjoy this special release episode.  First, we discuss meeting people on-line and how weird this is.  Then who would do better on Survivor and which reality show would we do better on.  Then an Official presidential release from President Donald Trump, strange news, and the slap heard round the world.  To Connect with us follow us on all social media, check out our sweet merch, join our patreon www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly www.newsly.me and use promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  #survivor #trumptweets #strangenews #dizhiz #disneyhistory #podcastreccomendations #aprilfools2022 #happyaprilfools--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
57:5601/04/2022
A Couple of Inches Fully Extended

A Couple of Inches Fully Extended

In this episode we discuss smelly actors in Hollywood.  We take a trip down memory lane discussing note passing, old cell phones, and games with bad graphics.  This also may be the lease Manly episode EVER.  #smellyactors #Roblox #minecraft #fishtowl.  Connect with us, join our patreon, check out our sweet merch www.nonewfriendspodcast.com Check us out on Newsly https://newsly.me/ and use the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
56:2428/03/2022
Mansplaining the Knee Scooter

Mansplaining the Knee Scooter

In this Episode Chris is not here so Mary and Scott go Old School.  Mary describes her dream coming true.  She also talks about her exciting weekend.  Scott got into a Karaoke battle, and much more.  We will have a Celebrity guest from the MCU and Walking Dead on next week.  Find out more about it in this episode.  If you would like to connect with us, check out our sweet merch, or join our clubhouse (Patreon) please visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly https://newsly.me/ and use the promo code: N0NEWFR1ENDS.  #mansplaining #wetrooster--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
55:2921/03/2022
Gwyneth Paltrow Scented Candle

Gwyneth Paltrow Scented Candle

Mary is hosting for International Women's Day.  She has some stories from her cruise including a lost birth certificate.  Mary also brings us some #strangenews which brings us down a rabbit hole of a Gwyneth Paltrow candle with a strange scent.  This episode is marked explicit for some light sexual content.  To connect with us, join our clubhouse (Patreon) or check out our sweet merch visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly www.newsly.me and use the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  #gwynethpaltrowcandle #goop #thissmellslikemyvagina--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
01:05:1114/03/2022
Wine Tasting at the 7-11

Wine Tasting at the 7-11

In this Episode we meet a real life Disney Singing Mountain Man.  We discuss the places that we are ashamed that they know our order.  Also crazy stories from sporting events and much more.  #mountainman #sodafountain #chickfilet.  Please connect with us, join our clubhouse (patreon) or check out our sweet merch, www.nonewfriends.com.  We can be found on Newsly https://newsly.me/ promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
58:1307/03/2022
Cheers and a Beer to 1 Year

Cheers and a Beer to 1 Year

It is our 1 Year Anniversary Show!  Scott, Mary, and Chris relive some of their favorite moments of the No New Friends Podcast.  We finally reveal what happened off air during the "Mystery Box" Episode.  Each of us play our favorite clips.  Finally, we Mt Rushmore our favorite Episodes.  To connect with us, check out our sweet Merch, or join our patreon, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  #cheerstooneyear #badtweets #internetscammers #catskills Check us out on Newsly https://newsly.me/ and use the Promo Code N0NEWFR1ENDS--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
01:10:4328/02/2022
Unboxing McDonald's Toys at a Key Party

Unboxing McDonald's Toys at a Key Party

Did you know that the Grinch had a Key Party?  Chris gets a vintage set of McDonald's Toys.  Mary's Son sabotaged his brother's Oculus Game.  Scott questions Chris' Credibility.  Please connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly:  https://newsly.me promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  #unboxingmcdonaldstoys #avengersageofultron #badmoviereview #keyparty #howthegrinchstolechristmas #spoonuniversity--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
57:3321/02/2022
Sour Smooch Juju Lips Candy

Sour Smooch Juju Lips Candy

Happy Valentines Day!!!  This episode is all about LOVE!  We discuss Valentine's day success and fails.  Chris brings us top 10 Valentine's Day candy.  We Mt Rushmore our favorite Romantic Comedies.  Also its national Sex Day!  Hope everyone is prepared.  To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, or join our Clubhouse please visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  We can also be heard on Newsly https://newsly.me/.  #valentinesday #sexday #cupidisstupid #singlesawarenessday #valentinesdaycandy #lovesongs--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
59:3314/02/2022
Double Fisting at Disney

Double Fisting at Disney

The gang discusses Children's movies that we still love as adults.  Mary lists her many annoyances and irritations.  Scott recaps his day at Hollywood Studios and Epcot with his father.  Please connect with us, check out our merch, join our patreon, www.nonewfriendspodcast.com#doublefisting #trashcansmakethebesttables #encanto--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
01:01:0107/02/2022
We love BJ's............And Costco

We love BJ's............And Costco

In this Episode Scott shares his Husband fail at the grocery store.  Chris shares that he loves BJ's.....Wholesale Club, which brings us down a super funny road.  We discuss check engine lights and more about BJ's........Wholesale Club.  Finally, Scott and his father are going to Disney's Hollywood Studio.  This episode is marked Explicit for strong Sexual innuendos.  Please connect with us, check out our merch, or join our Patreon.  www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  #BJswholesale #costco #shoppinginbulk #checkenginelight #hollywoodstudios.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
50:3631/01/2022
Saving Houses from Fires Since 2021

Saving Houses from Fires Since 2021

Mary is back from the bubonic plague and Covid.  Scott is a hero in his neighborhood as he saved all the houses from a fire.  Chris gets the results back from his food allergy test.  Please connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our sweet merch.  www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  #notallheroswearcapes #foodallergy --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
59:5824/01/2022
Remembering Bob Saget

Remembering Bob Saget

In this Episode we remember the great Bob Saget who just passed away 2 weeks ago.  Scott has another case of the Man Flu.  Scott and his wife bought adult Big Wheels.  Chris and Joe are excited about a tech expo and somehow we discuss SEX ROBOTS!  Please connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  #bobsaget #fullhouse #dannytanner #afhv--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
52:3617/01/2022
Playing God at the Red Lobster

Playing God at the Red Lobster

Joe from the Diz Hiz Podcast Joins us.  We discuss our Disney Date Day.  What's in your wallet?  Man Flu Awareness Month.  Eating food that was once alive, and much much more!  Please connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our sweet merch, www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.#manflu, #whatsinyourwallet, #playinggodatredlobster #dontlookup--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
57:0110/01/2022
Worst Purchase Ever

Worst Purchase Ever

Chris gets some fan mail!  Scott gets a Karaoke machine for Christmas.  Chris makes a terrible on line purchase.  Mary is super sick.  Alex from Diz Hiz prefers Universal over Disney.  Jarrod starts a new job and much much more.  Please connect with us, join our patreon, check out our sweet merch.  www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
53:3803/01/2022
Just Like Han, It's Solo!

Just Like Han, It's Solo!

Goodbye 2021.  We want to take an opportunity to thank our sponsors, contributors, patreon members and listeners.  A bit about us, and a preview for 2022.  If you would like to connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our sweet merch, all of our links are on our website.  www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Happy New Year!!!!!  #happynewyear #goodbye2021 #ringin2022--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
18:2327/12/2021
Time Capsule and Bad Husbands

Time Capsule and Bad Husbands

This Episode was recorded in early December to be used at a later date.  So we try to predict the future a bit.  Alex from Diz Hiz joins us and lets us know how cheap he is in a super funny conversation.  Then we talk about the things that we do that annoy our wives.  Finally, Chris brings us the final Christmas top 10 list.  Connect with us, join our Patreon, Check out our sweet merch including our Christmas Design, nonewfriendspodcast.com.  #badgifts #maskdebate #spidermannowayhome--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
01:01:2420/12/2021
Hot Chocolate and the Polar Express

Hot Chocolate and the Polar Express

In this Episode Scott has more neighborhood shenanigans including a drunken ornament hunt.  Mary shares more stories from the Sunrail.  Chris brings us another exciting top 10 Christmas List, and much more!  Connect with us, join our patreon, check out our sweet merch (including our Christmas design) www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  #Thepolarexpress, #ornamenthunt, #Christmasvacation, #midgeure --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
01:01:2913/12/2021
Do they know it's Christmas?

Do they know it's Christmas?

Scott discusses more neighborhood shenanigans including a fugitive loose.  The gang discusses black Friday shopping for themselves.  Chris brings us the top 10 Christmas song list, and ruins a popular classic.  Please connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our sweet merch.  nonewfriendspodcast.com. #band-aid, #nosnowinafrica. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
01:01:3106/12/2021
The World's Wealthiest Dog

The World's Wealthiest Dog

In this Episode Chris gives us an update on his IG scammer Pen Pall Bubba_Jobe.  Mary watched the new Spider-man Trailer right away! Finally who spoils their dog the most.  Clue-not one of us 3.  Please connect with us all of our links are on our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check out our sweet merch and join our patreon.  #gunther4th #richestdogintheworld--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
36:5529/11/2021
The Smiling Coast of Africa....and other Internet Scammers

The Smiling Coast of Africa....and other Internet Scammers

In this Episode the gang discusses simple things that excite us as adults.  Chris and Mary have new Instagram accounts @queenofthesunrail and @thescumbagresellinghoarder.  Chris has made some very interesting new friends.  You do not want to miss this super funny segment.  Finally, we go over the top 10 thanksgiving foods.  Please connect with us, join our patreon, and check out our sweet merch.  www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  #scammers #IGscammers #smilingcoastofafrica --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
01:04:5322/11/2021
Confirmed: Tobey McGuire and Andrew Garfield in Spider-man 3

Confirmed: Tobey McGuire and Andrew Garfield in Spider-man 3

In this episode we discuss how silly it is that if you title anything on the internet Confirmed Tobey McGuire and Andrew Garfield are in Spider-Man No Way Home you instantly go Viral.  Chris gives us his wedding recap.  Finally, now that Scott is back to work and training he is making a bunch of bonehead rookie mistakes. #Spiderman, #tobeymcguire, #andrewgarfield.  Please connect with us, join our patreon, check out our sweet merch www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
01:03:0515/11/2021
The Wedding Playlist

The Wedding Playlist

In this Episode we discuss the Halloween Hangover.  Then Chris got married this weekend, so we discuss wedding music and First Dance Songs.  Is Scott's wife trying to sabotage his football team?  Mary shares a super funny kid story.  Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our patreon.  www.nonefriendspodcast.com.  #weddingsongs #halloweenhangover #firstdance--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
57:0408/11/2021
"It's Halloween God Damn It!!!"

"It's Halloween God Damn It!!!"

Its Halloween!!!!!!  Enjoy this episode a few hours earlier than usual!  We discuss our Mt. Rushmore of Halloween Candy and Horror Movies.  Scott was at it again at the Park.  Plus other hilarity!  Connect with us, Check our our Merch, Join our Patreon all by visiting our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com!  #halloweencandy, #horror films, #Halloween--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
54:4331/10/2021
Don't Yuck my Yum

Don't Yuck my Yum

Its Episode 69!!! In this Episode The Erica Rivera our resident Sex coach joins us to discuss her upcoming Podcast "Sexpertease."  You can support her on Patreon at www.patreon.com/theericarivera.  We discuss some strange horror Fetishes.  Also Erica answers our serious and not so serious questions about sex.  Please connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our sweet merch at www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  #sexcoach #sexpert #Dexter #you #MichaelMyers #Carrie--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
49:2025/10/2021
The Cult of Potatoes and Chill

The Cult of Potatoes and Chill

In this Episode, Chris tells us all about his trip to New York Comic Con.  We discuss running as a hobby, an inspirational Boston Marathon story, and the lunatics' that set up the Savage Races.  We chat about the resignation of Jon Gruden.  Finally, Mary tells us what kind of cult she would start. Please connect with us, Join our Patreon, or check out our sweet Merch....www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
01:04:3718/10/2021
Man Flu Awareness Month

Man Flu Awareness Month

In this Episode we discuss Scott's Man Flu, Chris suggests that we should celebrate Man's struggles.  Mary had a run in with her daughter "The Dark Lord's" bedroom while taking a break from mother and goose day.  Chris makes us aware of his gambling problem.  PSA- If you or anyone you know has a gambling addiction visit www.gamblersanonymous.org.  Please connect with us, join our Patreon, check out our Merch.   www.linktr.ee.com/nonewfriendspodcast.  #Manflu #sage #darklord.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message
01:00:4311/10/2021