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Outforsmokespod
A podcast with life advice for when your dad leaves for smokes. Hosted by Mike Recine, Scott Chaplain, and Sean P. McCarthy. New episodes Mondays (Patreon) and Fridays (Podbean). https://www.patreon.com/OutForSmokes
Episode 171 - Nimesh Patel
We're joined by one of Mike's oldest friends in comedy, Nimesh Patel. We talk about Indian weddings, Vivek Ramaswamy, Hinduism, and the assassinations of Sikh activists.
Subscribe to our Patreon for a bonus episode every week and access to the entire OFS archive: https://patreon.com/outforsmokes
See Nimesh headline The Met Philadelphia on Thursday, December 28 and The Theater at Madison Square Garden on Saturday, December 30: https://punchup.live/nimeshpatel
Follow Nimesh on social media:
https://instagram.com/findingnimesh
https://x.com/findingnimesh
Come to the Out For Smokes Holiday Party at Floyd, NY (131 Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11201) on December 28 at 5pm. RSVP by emailing [email protected].
See Mike at Sisyphus Brewing Company in Minneapolis on January 26 & 27: https://www.sisyphusbrewing.com/pages/events?event=20320
58:1722/12/2023
Episode 169 - Nina Kharoufeh
Comedian, activist, and undefeated amateur boxer Nina Kharoufeh stops by the pod to talk about being Palestinian, wartime propaganda, losing gigs for speaking out, and being censored on social media.
Follow Nina:
https://www.instagram.com/ninakharoufeh
https://www.tiktok.com/@ninakharoufeh6169
Subscribe to our Patreon for a bonus episode every week and access to the entire Out For Smokes archive: https://patreon.com/outforsmokes
Also, we lost our friend Kenny DeForest this week. He was a great comic and all-around great guy. We send our condolences to all those who were close with him and we will miss him dearly. Remember to take pictures with your friends.Also, we lost our friend Kenny DeForest this week. He was a hilarious comic and all-around great guy. We send our condolences to all those who were close with him and we will miss him dearly. Please take the time to check out his recent special if you can: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbORmRRvtJ8
Remember to take pictures with your friends.
58:1115/12/2023
Episode 167 - When Dogs Attack
We talk about dog attacks and the breeds that are responsible for them. We also talk about the Australian man who was accused of being a pedophile for sitting in a park near children and Scott shows us his hog measuring chart.
Subscribe to our Patreon for a bonus episode every week and access to the entire Out For Smokes archive: https://patreon.com/OutForSmokes
01:02:5208/12/2023
Episode 165 - Napoleon
We review the new Ridley Scott movie Napoleon.
Subscribe to our Patreon for a bonus episode every week and access to the entire Out For Smokes archive: https://patreon.com/OutForSmokes
Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/uBppy_aQnAk
01:05:2102/12/2023
Episode 163 - Pie is for Pilgrims
Happy Turkey Day! We discuss the ex-Obama adviser who was filmed harassing halal cart vendors and talk about everything we're thankful for.
Subscribe to our Patreon for a bonus episode every week and access to the entire Out For Smokes archive: https://patreon.com/outforsmokes
01:10:0023/11/2023
Episode 161 - Caked Up Sean McCarthy
Sean gets his birthday wish as Osama bin Laden's Letter to America goes viral.
Subscribe to our Patreon for a bonus episode every week and access to the entire Out For Smokes archive: https://patreon.com/outforsmokes
Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/siWCD-31fQM
01:03:5718/11/2023
Episode 159- More Gaza Stuff
Mike gets recognized at a protest, Cory Booker has some sexual adventures in Israel, and we keep seeing dead kids on our phone
51:3110/11/2023
You’re Israel! Mike Talks to Deb about Palestine
Hey gang, here's a little bonus episode for you. Deb and I had a little conversation about my inability to talk about anything else and how no one should be genocided. Hope you enjoy.
29:5604/11/2023
Episode 157 - Norman Finkelstein
We speak to the great political scientist and activist Norman Finkelstein about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
Subscribe to our Patreon for a bonus episode every week and access to the entire Out For Smokes archive: https://patreon.com/OutForSmokes
01:04:2503/11/2023
Episode 155- It’s Spooky Season
Well guys...Halloween is just around the corner and what do you know, the Israeli government is acting like demons. Once again we talk about horrors beyond our comprehension, the evil celebrities who cheerlead them, and the organizations who pay them to do it. We also pushed back on the idea of "human shields" and Joe Biden's claim that death tolls in Gaza are exaggerated. This world really is one big haunted house eh gang? Hope you enjoy the episode.
Here's the PDF of all the names of the deceased:
https://palinfo.com/news/2023/10/26/857337/
And you can support the show on Patreon here:
patreon.com/outforsmokes
01:06:3627/10/2023
Episode 153 - The Celebrity-Industrial Complex
We take a look at some of the dumbest and fattest celebrity responses to the Israel-Palestine conflict.
Bonus episode every week and access to the entire Out For Smokes archive when you subscribe to our Patreon: https://patreon.com/OutForSmokes
Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/jAuQZUEWALo
01:09:1420/10/2023
Episode 151 - Who’s Better, Israel or Palestine?
Sound off in the comments, gang!
NOTE: Sean is incorrect Palestine was not a British territory at the time of the Balfour declaration it was under the control of the Ottoman empire and only came under British control after WW1. As such he also gets the reasons for the Balfour declaration wrong. I'm going to edit this section out.
The documentary Gaza Fights for Freedom can be watched here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnZSaKYmP2s
Subscribe to our Patreon for part two: patreon.com/OutForSmokes
54:3313/10/2023
Episode 149 - Self-Defense
Is harassment by an annoying YouTube prankster grounds for self-defense with a weapon? The jury, and we, say yes!
Link to video we talk about at 32:00 - https://youtu.be/M_oivA781DY?si=rIfzfS_pUXxl6yRb
Subscribe to our Patreon for part two being released Sunday: https://www.patreon.com/OutForSmokes
56:2706/10/2023
Episode 147 - The Death of Sam Cooke
The boys explore the mysterious circumstances surrounding the death of the King of Soul.
Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/zVSEx8npVvU
Our bonus episode about the death of Kurt Cobain drops this Sunday. Subscribe to the Patreon to watch or listen: https://patreon.com/OutForSmokes
01:07:4629/09/2023
BONUS EPISODE- Dave and Busting
Happy Wednesday, here's a little audio-only solo episode for you. I talk about audio vs video, King of Queens vs. Everybody Loves Raymond, and Trader Joe's vs Walgreens.
23:5427/09/2023
Episode 145 - Sick Scott World
Scott is sick with that virus everyone's talking about but pulls the ventilator out for a couple hours and joins us by phone. Mike summarizes a King of Queens episode and talks about his days as a theatre major. Rupert Murdoch steps down as the head of Fox News. We come up with a billion dollar movie idea — Cum Actually — but we need your help writing it!
Subscribe to the Patreon:
https://patreon.com/OutForSmokes
01:06:1522/09/2023
BONUS EP-100 Years of Salad
Hey guys, here's a little bonus content for you while you wait for the next episode. Did a little solo-cast about my anniversary dinner and the time I was snack-shamed by a homeless guy. Hope you enjoy.
22:0221/09/2023
Episode 143 - I Like Killing Flies
The boys, joined by former Colbert writer Django Gold, spend the entire episode trying to kill a fly like in that Breaking Bad episode. They also talk about late night TV, the writer's strike, and Ron DeSantis's nipples.
Subscribe to the Patreon: https://patreon.com/OutForSmokes
Watch Django's new special: https://t.co/9o8j4Xa4Js
Follow Django:
https://twitter.com/django
https://www.instagram.com/djangoindustries/
https://www.tiktok.com/@djangoindustries
01:01:3416/09/2023
Episode 141 - Barack and a Hard Place
The media (Tucker Carlson) finally legitimizes a story we've long known to be 100% true — Barack Obama smoked crack and had sex with a man in 1999. Plus, we talk about the Burning Man fiasco, chocolate slaves, and how it feels to turn from socialism.
Link Sean mentions at 51:30 - https://x.com/neal_katyal/status/1698302619083509871
Subscribe to our Patreon: https://patreon.com/OutForSmokes
See us in NYC on Sept. 11 at 8pm — 185 E Broadway, New York, NY 10002
See Mike in Tampa (9/14) and Nashville (10/4): https://www.mikerecinecomedy.com/tour-dates
59:1209/09/2023
PATREON CLIP- All Women All Kids
On today's Patreon-only episode Mike and Sean riff about hiring an assassin to kill your toddler and why some people don't floss. Come on guys support the Patreon you know you wanna
05:3204/09/2023
Episode 139- Jafar’s Second Wish
Because we all had spots (and manual labor obligations this week) I had to record this little solocast for this week's episode. But I chatted about The Lion King, working like a dog, and a group of people that's severely overrated.
52:4601/09/2023
Episode 137 - Differently Abled with Adam Gilbert
We're joined by the hilarious Adam Gilbert. We talk male friendships, Mike flies too close to the sun with his song parodies, and Adam and Mike talk about their special needs brothers.
Subscribe to our Patreon: https://patreon.com/OutForSmokes
Watch this episode on YouTube:
https://youtu.be/NqsW1FjOCu0
Follow Adam:
https://www.instagram.com/adamgcomedy
https://twitter.com/adamgcomedy
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01:00:1425/08/2023
Episode 135 - Earth, Wind & Liars
The boys talk Maui fires, messing with nature, burning alive, and why Oprah is behind it all.
Subscribe to the Patreon: https://patreon.com/OutForSmokes
Maui relief fund: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/mauilonghaul
58:2118/08/2023
Episode 133 - The NYC Subway
Today the boys are joined by comedian and certified New York City tour guide Tom Delgado to talk something I bet you're excited about if you listen to this show: trains. We talk about the building and development of the New York City subway, people getting hit by trains, Bernie Goetz, yeah it's basically a train-heavy episode you're gonna love it.
Subscribe to Tom's channel on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@tomdnyc1
Subscribe to our Patreon: https://patreon.com/OutForSmokes
01:19:1811/08/2023
Episode 131 - Try That at Target
Ok so we had an episode planned with a guest and then Mike had to work and the guest had to cancel. If the episode sucks you can blame it on Mike.
We talked about Jason Aldean, Sean's love of Magic the Gathering, and how there's no wrong way to eat a banana.
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LIMITED SHIRTS LEFT: [email protected]
See Mike in Rochester, NY on August 5: https://ci.ovationtix.com/35843/production/1155119?performanceId=11253938
01:00:5104/08/2023
Episode 129 - Drone Appétit
The boys investigate the mysterious death of the Obamas' personal chef, talk about Mike's moving gig for possible serial killers, and unveil the official Out For Smokes t-shirt design.
PREORDER THE OUT FOR SMOKES T-SHIRT: Send your size and shipping address and to [email protected]
58:2628/07/2023
Episode 127 - Shoplifting
Today's episode is all about a serious crime that none of us have ever committed: shoplifting. We talk tips and tricks, Scott's time working in loss prevention, and... the time Mike saw a guy get hit with bats.
01:06:0621/07/2023
Episode 125- Nose um...Nose Fun ;)
The boys treat a fan like garbage and almost give away where Sean works. Then they talk about cocaine; doing it, fentanyl, crack and the CIA, cartels and a plan to cure incels.
01:05:4814/07/2023
Episode 123- Come to Mike’s BBBBQ
Today's episode is about one of the best things a man can do with his life. We talk about the history of BBQ, Germans eating each other, the invention of the Weber kettle, outdoor pizza ovens, pellet grills, and Scott's last day at the slaughterhouse.
Don't forget to support the show on Patreon and subscribe to us on YouTube!
01:12:2007/07/2023
Episode 121- Fire Safety
Summer is here so it's hotter so...more fires I think? The boys talk smoke inhalation, Mrs. O'Leary's cow and fire escapes.
01:01:4630/06/2023
Episode 119- Anger Management with Dan Soder
Living legend Dan Soder joins us to talk about Mike's birthday, Cormac McCarthy, the Geico Lizard's b***h wife, flying off the handle, and different strategies for managing your anger.
01:07:4423/06/2023
Episode 117: Deposit Rejected w/ Dan St. Germain
Our good friend comedian Dan St. Germain joins us to talk about the bank not taking your money, grave robbing, catfish blackmail phone scams, Subway Jared, serial killers and a few other things.
01:03:0617/06/2023
Episode 115- The Art Episode
On this week's episode the boys talk about our favorite art, the Arnolfini portrait, Piss Christ, Rembrandt, Picasso and Hannah Gadsby.
01:00:2009/06/2023
Episode 113-Happy Pride
The boys discuss weird fantasies, Al Pacino's c**, Target and Bud Light backlash, and the best way to survive a school shooting.
56:3602/06/2023
Episode 111: How Charles De Gaulle Survived a CIA Coup (Part 1)
It's a Sean led episode so we're talking about French President Charles De Gaulle (1890-1970) and how he survived a CIA backed coup in 1961. In this part 1 we give a bit of background information on the French colonization of Algeria and why De Gaulle's attempts to end that war made people angry enough to try to kill him 30 times. We also look at lessons JFK could have taken from De Gaulle that might've helped him to survive his own assassination. We finish with part 2 on the Patreon.
Most of the research for this episode comes from the Devil's Chessboard by David Talbot. The relevant chapters are excerpted here:
https://whowhatwhy.org/politics/government-integrity/jfk-assassination-plot-mirrored-in-1961-france-part-1/
55:1526/05/2023
Episode 109: Mort Sahl & Dick Gregory (Part 1)
We discuss the life and times of comedians Mort Sahl (1927-2021) and Dick Gregory (1932-2017). Both were famous and successful stand up comics who gave up a lot of money and opportunities to pursue what they saw to be the truth of the Kennedy and MLK assassinations. We look at how their legacies have been largely marginalized and misrepresented. The conversation continues on our Patreon.
01:01:5219/05/2023
Episode 107- Dune Your Dad
Just Mike and Scott today and yeah...we'll probably lose a third of our downloads because Sean isn't here. But we talked about LA, that lady in Utah who poisoned her husband and Scott's idea for a get rich quick scheme.
01:15:1911/05/2023
Episode 105: Jehovah’s Good Samaritan w/ Doug Smith
Comedian Doug Smith of the new podcast "Jehovah Boy" joins us to discuss growing up as a Jehovah's Witness, fatherhood, and his story of subway heroism.
Note: There's some electrical interference on Mike's track for the first half that I tried to clean up.
01:05:2305/05/2023
Episode 103- Back on the Horse with Lindsey Metselaar
Well everyone...that's it. Sean's marriage is officially in the toileter-ino. But to help our boy get back on the horse we spoke to podcaster and bona fide hot girl Lindsey Metselaar of the hit show We Met at Acme.
Lindsey fills us in on dating app photos, first date conversation, conspiracy theories for women, and when to talk about the CIA. This was a great ep and maybe you just might learn something.
**CATCH MIKE IN SALEM, OR MAY 6. ALSO BATON ROUGE, LAFAYETTE, LA AND AUSTIN NEXT MONTH. TICKETS AT MIKERECINECOMEDY.COM**
ALSO PLEASE SUPPOR THE PATREON!
01:06:2128/04/2023
Episod 101: Hand Foot and Mouth Disease
Episode is late because Mike got hand foot and mouth disease. We talk about that as well as Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon getting fired, David Hogg, Columbo, how we're gonna make it to the top 1% of podcasters. A few other things. The patreon episode should be up within a couple hours.
52:1025/04/2023
Episode 99- Chimping Ain’t Easy
We're uh...really tired from all the work we put into our live show so it's Mike and Scott talking about the woman Mike lost his virginity to, horny weather vs non-horny weather, and Bud Light Getting all woke.
01:03:1614/04/2023
Episode 97-The Jesus Ep
It's Easter Weekend and we chat IQ tests, an SNL sketch that Mike had a serious problem with, and then we delve into the life and death of Jesus Christ.
Hey we are doing a live show in New York on April 12. You can get tickets here:
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/out-for-smoke-live-podcast-w-mike-recine-sean-mccarthy-scott-chaplain-tickets-605912058277
And you can support us on Patreon here: (episodes now out on the same day!)
https://www.patreon.com/OutForSmokes
Thanks and happy Easter
01:02:4407/04/2023
Episode 95: The 2007 Gulfstream Cocaine Crash
In 2007 a Gulfstream jet crashed in the Mexican jungle loaded with over $150 million of cocaine on board. It was the same Gulfstream the CIA used to fly people to Guantanamo Bay between 2003-5. We discuss that story and how it links the Sinaloa Cartel to the US government.
Sources:
https://nypost.com/2007/10/01/crash-jet-had-air-of-mystery/
https://www.madcowprod.com/2007/11/12/mexico-atty-general-busted-american-drug-planes-flown-by-same-operation/
https://www.aviationpros.com/home/news/10383896/financiers-arrest-ties-drug-jets-flown-from-st-pete
http://salem-news.com/articles/september122011/cartel-immunity-bc.php
https://english.elpais.com/usa/2021-05-15/vicentillo-zambada-a-collaborator-to-the-us-a-traitor-to-mexicos-drug-gangs.html
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9537899/Drug-lords-son-nailed-El-Chapo-released-prison-witness-protection.html
https://www.businessinsider.com/the-us-government-and-the-sinaloa-cartel-2014-1
https://apnews.com/article/1cb8172fd44ee1162c9ff535fa8e074d
https://web.archive.org/web/20170110132036/http://original.antiwar.com/justin/2011/08/30/fast-and-furious/
https://www.madcowprod.com/2007/11/12/mexico-atty-general-busted-american-drug-planes-flown-by-same-operation/
https://webarchive.nationalarchives.gov.uk/ukgwa/+/http://www.dft.gov.uk/foi/responses/2006/jun/additionaleurocontrol/
https://yogaesoteric.net/en/a-mexican-drug-cartel-protected-by-the-cia/
https://amp.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/aug/11/was-cia-behind-operation-fast-and-furious/
https://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-atf-guns-20110912-story.html
https://ktar.com/story/568967/garland-texas-shooter-gun-arizona-fast-and-furious/amp/
01:05:3431/03/2023
Episode 93-Don’t make the pranks sexual with Brendan Sagalow
Brendan Sagalow drops in to talk to the boys about bullies, pranks, and when to end a podcast. We have a P.O. Box if you want to send us stuff. It is:
540 Court St Box 112
Brooklyn, NY 11231
Thanks!
01:09:5524/03/2023
Episode 91: Another Banking Meltdown w/ Geoffrey Asmus
Comedian Geoffrey Asmus from You're An Idiot podcast joins us to discuss ideas for how to get people to pay attention to a stand up special, the war in Ukraine, the collapse of Silicon Valley Bank, and the show Tulsa King.
55:1618/03/2023
Episode 89: Vacations
Spring break is right around the corner so we figured we'd do a little vacation episode. We talk family vacations, Mike's friends getting bitched out in Myrtle beach, eating cereal out of Scott's concave chest and the disappearance of Michael Rockefeller in Papau New Guinea. Sean says the Michael Rockefeller exhibit is at MoMa but it's actually at the Met and the serial killer John Martin Scripps was hanged in Singapore not Thailand.
58:3710/03/2023
PATREON TEASER- A very profitable beating
Sub to the patreon. You know you want to.
02:2806/03/2023
Episode 87-Black Rifle C*ck Out
On today's episode we discuss Scott Adams's recent video, a New York Times profile on Elizabeth Koch, and the silly things the boys at Black Rifle Coffee get into when no one is looking.
Thanks to everyone who came to my special taping last Sunday. Excited for you guys to see it.
And check out our bonus episodes on Patreon. Thanks!
Black Rifle Coffee Lawsuit:
https://www.lawhooo.com/_files/ugd/0282c9_eebd3ef0441b412abe550a38855b0682.pdf?fbclid=PAAaaYgICCce3Y6_ZsM3MPElhvgiF3UXBLJ-HoTwoOm2fSgPINIWdUFmrepcc
01:02:2003/03/2023
PATREON TEASER-The Windtalkers
On today's Patreon-exclusive episode, the boys discuss an unhinged, not-so-secret tweet from one of our former favorite radio personalities.
Five dollars gets you this episode and access to our entire catalogue of bonus episodes.
Go to patreon.com/outforsmokes to sign up. Thanks and God Bless!
04:0826/02/2023
Episode 85- Planes and Trains
On today's episode, Mike shares some of his best air travel tips and then we dive into what caused the derailment in East Palestine.
Big thanks to all of our Patreon subscribers. We are so close to 800 subs we can taste it baby!
54:0324/02/2023