You are in for a treat this week hunnies! The ladies are joined by none other than performance art superstar, web series pioneer, and Los Angeles icon of style, the notorious Casey Jane Ellison! Listen in as Casey sits down with Maddie and Chloe to debate some of today's most pressing issues: Do you wash your feet? What does a big glossy art book smell like? Is Chloe's ankle tattoo a starfish or a graphic representation of her home state of New Jersey? All this PLUS latex wedding looks, red vines, a vinyl chair in a North Hollywood auto body shop, sesame deprivation, and ink and paper perfume. Buckle up for this week's magnum opus frag heads because the library is open.***Fragrances Discussed:Santal 33 by Le LaboPortrait of a Lady by Frederic MalleMolecule 01 by Escentric MoleculesOld Spice Fresh DeodorantAkro InkTom Ford Black OrchidL'Eau Papier by Diptyque  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well now they've really done it! The ladies have listened to your voicemails and are ready to finally answer the question: what is THE definitive gay guy scent? Listen to them drink too much Guru organic energy, admit their undying love for Santal 33, and revisit style icon Justin Bobby. Chloe reveals a bisexual awakening and Maddie finally comes out as an ally. They're here, they're queer (?) get used to it.***Fragrances Discussed:Pink sugar by AquolinaAngel by MuglerTonka Cola by ManceraJean Paul Gaultier Le MaleVersace ErosMaison Louis Marie #4 Bois de Balincourt Dolce and Gabbana The OneSantal 33 by Le LaboThé Noir 29 by Le Labo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the frag hags are in for a very special treat: Chloe and Maddie welcome Nose Candy's inaugural guest, gay country rockstar and LA icon, Sam Buck! Sam and the ladies contemplate shoplifting at Joann's, the declining popularity of ball odor, date rape graphic design, and finally dare to ask: what exactly makes a gay guy perfume? If you're looking to smell like a reusable shopping bag, big milky tatas, or a fresh urinal cake you have come to the right place! Can't get enough Sam Buck? Go stream his EP Out of Control on Spotify, Apple, Tidal or wherever you feel safe. Subscribe to his Patreon KFM Country Radio, go buy tickets to see him live, and catch him monthly at his star-making KFM country revue. Also go follow @sambuckcountry + @kfmcountryradio :)***Fragrances Discussed:Jean Paul Gaultier La MalleDio SauvageOld SpiceAxe Body Spray Kyphi Olympic OrchidsMancera Tonka ColaYuzu Soda by Strangers Mango on the Rocks by Hilde SolianiIncense Rose by TauerAkro NightAkro AwakeAkro BakeNasomatto SadonasoNasomatto Fantomas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your favorite bloodhounds are blessed, booked, and ready to sniff out the wheat from the chaff. This week they couldn't help but wonder: Is Walt Disney the original dupe-master? Is sapiosexuality a myth? Is it perfume or.....something else? Follow along as they discuss their favorite fragrance dupes, debate the growing popularity of orange marshmallow farts, and demand that more hot uber drivers wear sweatpants. Want to smell like dryer sheets? What about a tween on the eve of her bat mitzvah? Grab your faux fruitchouli and pour up your grape soda frag hags, this is a good one.***Fragrances Discussed:Montale Arabians TonkaMontale Chocolate GreedyOlympic Orchids California ChocolateAngel by MuglerLoverdose by DieselCK One by Calvin KleinCK Be by Calvin KleinBritney Spears FantasyParis Hilton by Paris HiltonBy Kilian Love Don't Be ShyParfums de Marly OrianaAlien by MuglerParfums de Marly DelinaDossier Floral MarshmallowComme Des Garçons MarseilleGood Girl by Carolina HerreraAngel Nova by Mugler Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Searching for the best scent to wear on a walk of shame? Well call your Uber and throw on last night's thong because the ladies are discussing everyone's favorite topic: hangover perfumes! This week the gals advise on fragrance merchandising, debunk a perfume myth, and toast to a creative Renaissance, all while trying not to puke up last night's tequila sodas. Chloe maintains her reign as Los Angeles' queen of country and Maddie returns to the perfume-making lab to master a Pink Sugar dupe. Follow along as the fraghags get patched up, share their much-rehearsed hangover prevention techniques, doubt their respective effectiveness, and discuss a pumpkin spice scent alongside two faith-inflected frags. Just like last call at the bar you will NOT want to miss this one!***Fragrances Discussed:Pink Sugar by Aquolina Panettone by Milano FragranzeAngel by MuglerMistpouffer by Stora Skuggan Silphium by Stora Skuggan Cologne No. 2 by Alguien Akro Ink Akro Smoke Diptyque Eau Capitale Basilica by Milano FragranzeOld Spice Comme des Garçons Eau de Parfum by Comme des GarçonsComme des Garçons 2011 EDPSaint Mount Ararat Abd El Kader candle by TrudonPerfumehead Reine des AngesAltra Profuture SkinAltra Profuture Stone Cold Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who’s ready for a hot yeast injection? This week Chloe tries her luck in Vegas, Maddie shares her pickup game, and the two ladies finally manage to score the best table at BJs. Listen as they debate the scent of the summer, share their respective criteria and trademark their newest venture: a scented coochie wash :) Hold on to your taints and get ready to over-apply because your fave frag freaks are back and more unhinged than ever!***Fragrances Discussed:Akro SmokeAkro BakeUna Tira d’Altra by Hilde SolianiGolden Honeycomb by Bath and Body Works Byredo Pulp Panettone by Milano Fragranze Diptyque PhilosykosMugler AngelEcran de fumée by Serge LutensReplica Jazz Club by Maison MargielaBorneo 1834 by Serge LutensVenus of Delta by Eris PerfumesPardisi by Jorum StudioYou or Someone Like You by Etat Libre d’OrangeSécrétions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’OrangeGhost in the Shell by Etat Libre d’OrangeArsalan by Prin Perfume Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Secure your jaunty little chapeau and log into Amazon Prime because the Nose Candy gals are back from summer vacation! Take a journey with them from the bargain basement to The Galleria to the beaches of Sorrento as they discuss tube top politics, Arabian night aesthetics, plastic swimwear and Nivea perfume.  Maddie runs away to Marseille and hires a male stripper on Long Island and while Chloe trolls r/fragrance and enters her zero waste era.***Fragrances Discussed:Les Belles Fragrances Eau de Cologne by Prestige de MentonThe Ghost in the Shell by Etat Libre d'OrangeNemat Vanilla MuskVictoria's Secret Bare Vanilla lotionLavanila Pure VanillaHayal by KatanaLattafa AjwadLayali by Swiss ArabianKyse Oui PlusListen to Maddie on Celebrity Book Club with Steven and Lilyhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dominique-perfume-maestro-roques-w-maddie-phinney/id1547360770?i=1000622373910 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

God it smells good to be back! This week the ladies roll up their sleeves, expose their dainty little wrists, and spritz on some sugar AND spice. Listen in as they analyze their bitchy sherbit dreams, trade catfishing tales, and open the door to Italian guys with wet hair smells. Chloe reads The Idol for filth and escapes from New York while Maddie attends Dyke Day and rocks out on stage. Has their search for the perfect breakfast cereal perfume finally ended? Are pheromones a myth? Can a Muppet perfume be sexy? All this and more from your favorite celibacy-brained fragrance freakazoids!***Fragrances Discussed:Another 13 by Le LaboThé Matcha Le Labo Accident à la Vanille Crème de la Berry by JoussetAccident à la Vanille by JoussetAccident à la Vanille Almond Cake Limited Edition by JoussetLe Labo Neroli 36Dior SauvageByredo Bal d'Afrique4711 Original Eau de Cologne by 4711 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Come hop into the fruit bowl after a brief hiatus! This week, Team Pretty Bitches smell some 70s potpourri, shop for rotting fruit at the farmers market, listen to AI-generated pop, and talk MFA frags. Chloe buys seven (!) frags and burns CDs at the library while Maddie defends NFTs against angry men and continues her search for life-changing perfume.***Fragrances Discussed:Spirit Cask by Jorum StudiosComme des Garçon Wonderwood Chokedee by Strangers ParfumerieComme des Garçon MarseillesTocadilly by RochasTocade by RochasL'Air du Temps by Nina RicciLaguna by Salvador DaliDalissime by Salvador DaliKaty Perry MeowKaty Perry PurrKaty Perry Killer QueenLayali by Swiss ArabianAngel Nova by MuglerEscada by EscadaLataffa AjwadLayali Rouge by Swiss ArabianDelina by Parfums de MarlyFemale Christ by 19-69Baruti Perverso Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the ladies avoid children, rally against sysphian beauty standards, and make an argument against bed frames. Smell along as they sniff eraserhead perfumes, kush accords, nail polish remover, 3-day old t-shirts, and milkvetch. Malibu yogurt covered pine needles, tan moms, Nepo baby models, Gen-X typefaces, creative director boudoirs, and perfume that smells like nothing at all? It's just another day in the life of these two psycho scent-obsessed sickos!***Fragrances Discussed:Gorseland by Jorum StudiosRose highland by Jorum StudiosHealing Berry by Jorum StudiosFire Water by Jorum StudiosNeanderthal ThemNeanderthal UsLoverdose by dieselSenyokô Duo Des FleursMolecule 01 by Escentric Molecules Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wanna smell a dead body? This week your favorite frag freaks talk corpse fragrances, tomb perfume, cheeseburger music, and an anise ménage à trois. Follow along as they explore Zoologist aesthetics, straight guys in gay bars, American Juniors, and Charli XCX. Chloe takes WeHo by storm and joins an eating-ass-skin support group, while Maddie shares her perfume wishlist and a new SUR to-go concept. Get ready to pull out your notepad and leave your brain at home this week sniffies!***Fragrances Discussed:Glossier YouMasque Milano l'AttesaL'Heure Verte by KilianAquolina Pink SugarZoologist Harvest MouseUna Tira l'Altra by Hilde SolianiSalome by Papillon Artisan PerfumesSquid by ZoologistV - Erba Pura by XerjoffHilde Soliani Hot MilkCognoscenti Wild ChildLolita Lempicka au MasculinLolita Lempicka by Lolita LempickaOlympic Orchids OsafumeOlympic Orchids KyphiOlympic Orchids Dev 1Olympic Orchids WoodcutAnna Sui L'Amour Rose VersaillesCommodity NectarBebe Southbeach JetsetMarc Jacobs Cucumber Splash 2016Love Don't Be Shy by KillianTom Ford Lost CherryTom Ford Fucking FabulousTom Ford Rose PrickMilano Fragranze BasilicaMilano Fragranze PanettoneTom Ford Neroli PortofinoPerverso by BarutiDama Koupa by Baruti Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Make room in the booth because this week the ladies are attending their first ever scent fair! Get ready with them as they talk about mirepoix perfumes, Ricola notes, leather weather, and the appeal of smelling like an old pocketbook. They analyze Diesel's answer to Mugler's Angel, debate a croissant frag, and reveal a newfound Fragrantica hack. Maddie reconsiders a Fragrancenet return and defends lipstick perfume while Chloe ships a frag from Italy and reflects on post-transition doppelgänger upgrades.***Fragrances Discussed:Kyphi by Olympic OrchidsDev #2 The Main Act by Olympic OrchidsPanettone by Milano FragranzeSnif Crumb Couture YSL Black OpiumClinique HappyBibliotheque by ByredoLattafa Ajwad Mugler AngelDiesel LoverdoseAlguien 2 by AlguienMistpouffer by Stora SkugganAkro Smoke L’Attesa by Masque MilanoHarvest Mouse by ZoologistLoose Lips Candle by ByredoBurning Rose Candle by ByredoNudesse Candle by Overose Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who's in the mood for some Noseplay? This week your favorite consenting adults use the safe word LOEWE while discussing sex shop perfumes, bar mitzvah aesthetics, buttery fecundity, Berghain, and fuck you fragrances. Join the ladies on a pilgrimage to Scent Bar, follow along while Chloe directs a porn and listen closely to hear Maddie's jaw audibly hit the floor on mic. Just another perfect perfume illusion with these two kinky frag freaks! ***Fragrances Discussed:Sécrétions Magnifique by Etat Libre D'OrangeYou or Someone Like You by Etat Libre D'OrangeLolita Lempicka Au Masculin by Lolita LempickaComme des Garçons CopperUna Tira l'Altra by Hilde SolianiFrangipane al Pistacchio by KyseAlguien No. 2 by AlguienMango On The Rocks by Hilde SolianiFemale Christ by 19-69Escada Magnetism Davidoff Cool WaterNight Flyer by Olympic OrchidsHayden’s Kiss by Auric BlendsLattafa Ajwad Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic OrchidsCandles Discussed:Loewe Licorice candleGolden Honeycomb candle by Bath and Body WorksBlueberry Marshmallow Bar candle by Bath and Body WorksParis Cafe candle by Bath and Body Works Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join our little oenophiles this week as they discuss alcoholic frags, hot grandmas, sponge notes, the scent of blood, and sandwiches with middle names. Learn the ladies' perfume application techniques, what to order at Schwartz and Sandy's, how to commit insurance fraud, and the difference between Puss's Boots and Minnie's heels. Chloe compromises her stomach lining and visits New Jersey's answer to Scent Bar, while Maddie argues for Portlandia aesthetics and guesses Antonio Banderas' net worth.***Fragrances Discussed:Lattafa AjwadEtat Libre d'Orange Sécrétions MagnifiqueBaccarat Rouge 540By Killian's Love Don't Be ShyDiptyque Eau CapitaleFemale Christ by 19-69Le Labo Thé NoirBlue Seduction by Antonio BanderasBlack Seduction by Antonio BanderasThe Golden Secret by Antonio BanderasQueen of Seduction by Antonio BanderasHer Secret Temptation by Antonio BanderasMichael Jordan LegendElizabeth Arden SunflowersGood Girl by Carolina Herrera Ferrera Stiletto Sexy in RedBlack Opium by YSL Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week your favorite financial analysts talk perfume economics, the Kafka effect, fragrance gatekeeping and bandaid scents, all while stimulating the economy from behind. They compromise the Nose Candy Lab with butter candles but press forward in their double blind analysis of perfume layering, hot mom frags, dental reassignment surgery and TJ Maxx colorways. Chloe reveals her dating app easter eggs and shops for perfume in a fugue state; Maddie bemoans her latest fragrets and contacts FragranceNet customer support.***Fragrances Discussed:Akro SmokeAkro InkEric Buterbaugh Oud RoseEau Capitale by DiptyqueByredo’s Loose Lips candleLattafa AjwadL’Attesa by Masque MilanoSantal 33 by Le LaboBaccarat Rouge 540 by Maison Francis KurkdjianPortrait of a Lady by Frederic MalleSynthetic Jungle by Frederic MalleCoven by Andrea MaackBasilica by Milano FragranzeOlympic Rainforest by Olympic OrchidsPink Sugar by AquolinaChokedee by Strangers Parfumerie Oui Plus by KyseTiare by SolinotesThe Blanc by SolinotesEau Parfumée au Thé Vert by BvlgariMugler Angel (spiritually) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tune your lute and straighten your Friar Tuck wig because your favorite frag heads are getting medieval this week. Tune in as the ladies discuss dopamine dressing, toxic perfume positivity, Lisa Rinna's Rapunzel scent, and Tyra Banks' disgusting breakfast ritual. Chloe reveals her beef with Marie Kondo and how she lost weight on the spaghetti diet, while Maddie gets her colors done and goes green with fragrance envy.***Fragrances Discussed:Gloam by AesopBasilica by Milano FragranzeCoven by Andrea MaackMugler Angel (obviously)Akro SmokeMolecule 01 by Escentric MoleculesMistpouffer by Stora SkugganAlguien No 2 by AlguienZoologist SquidHistoires de Parfums 1969Akro NightMidnight Poison by DiorEstée Lauder Modern MusePenhaligon’s PeonevePaco Rabanne XSDiesel Loverdose Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thirsty? This week your favorite perfume conspiracy theorists go Becky Buckwild and spill the Sobacha! The ladies dish about cornflake perfume, squeaky spicy green notes, The Woman, adulterer body types, and making friends with Uber drivers, all while holding court at Byredo. Get out your notebooks while they explain how to wear expired perfume, which dating apps the Vanderpump Rules cast use, and the difference between grandma and old lady frags. ***Fragrances Discussed:Byredo Mixed EmotionByredo Gypsy WaterChanel AllureDior SauvageAkro AwakeAkro SmokeAkro HazeAkro InkMugler Angel (as per usu)YSL Black OpiumOui Plus by Kyse PerfumesCocco Alla Vaniglia by Kyse PerfumesDelizia di Marshmallow by Kyse PerfumesAquolina Pink SugarArpege by Eau de LanvinSpellbound by Estee LauderKnowing by Estee LauderHypnotique by Max FactorMARC JACOBS by Marc JacobsByredo Casablanca Lily Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girls go gaga, crack open a bottle of Txakolina, and dare to ask: was she ACTUALLY born this way? Tune in to learn about vanilla bug spray, British boy bands, lumberperson perfumes, fish gowns, bizarro Samantha Jones, and the private lives of rare coin collectors. Maddie talks about her favorite herbalist and buys a fragrance from Walmart while Chloe attends an event and gets fired from the pod due to an HR violation.***Fragrances Discussed:Comme des Garçons CopperAngel by MuglerBasilica by Milano Fragranze Panettone by Milano FragranzeBowmakers by DS & DurgaAlma by Lightbound Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.