Mike Ward calls in to discuss his case with the Supreme Court in Canada following a joke he made in 2009. Jada Pinkett Smith revealed in an interview with Hoda Kotb that she and Will Smith have been separated for seven years. We play "Does He Know the Slang" with Dave, QB, and ... Martin Scorsese?! Joined by Mike Ward and Patrick Garrity. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jerry Seinfeld teases a "Seinfeld" reunion. And Puff Daddy saw aliens! Joined by Akira the Don. Akira's setlist: "I Am I Think I Will" (single out this Friday, lyrics adapted from ANTHEM by Ayn Rand, 1937) "Who You Are" ft. David Goggins "Dostoevsky" ft. Jordan Peterson "Hard Work" ft. Paul Harvey "The Government Should Fear the People" ft. Nick Rekieta "Invictus" (lyrics adapted from the poem by William Ernest Henley, 1875) Go to https://UNDERTAC.COM and get 20% OFF SITEWIDE when you use offer code NORMAL20. Follow the boys @TheDtlandau ► https://davelandau.com/ @QTRBlackGarrett ► https://linktr.ee/14BlackGarrett Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nancy Pelosi was evicted from the Capitol this week, and Joe Biden pulls a Trump and builds a wall at the border to keep illegal immigrants out. Portland has now requested that 911 be called only in "matters of life and death." Plus, Tom Hanks is fed up with AI, and Kevin Spacey has a heart attack. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rapper Sexyy Red says she likes Donald Trump in a recent interview, and Glenn Beck recites her lyrics in celebration. Daniel Radcliffe shows support for J. K. Rowling, and the guys discuss problems within this country's police forces and give solutions for them as well. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kevin McCarthy is out as speaker of the House. Former Dodgers pitcher Trevor Bauer settles the sexual assault case brought against him, and he has the receipts.  Joined by Gerard Michaels and Derek Richards. Follow the boys @TheDtlandau ► https://davelandau.com/ @QTRBlackGarrett ► https://linktr.ee/14BlackGarrett Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michael Gambon, who played Albus Dumbledore in most of the "Harry Potter" series, died, and we are sad about it. Jojo Siwa is questioned on the migrant crisis, and Flawd and QB compete in a TikTok challenge involving wieners. Joined by Flawd and Meaux. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Britney Spears dances with knives, there are lootings happening in Philadelphia, and Target closes several locations due to high numbers of theft. Also, Dave gets REAL about the state of the country. Joined by Matt McClowry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jimmy Carr is receiving criticism after making a 9/11 joke ... two years ago! Plus, men who identify as dogs gather in Germany, the Canadian Parliament accidentally applauds a Nazi, and the WGA writers' strike nears an end. Joined by Reese Leonard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy made a splash at the White House. Don Jr.'s Twitter was hacked. And Howard Stern is proud to be woke.Joined by special guest Jamie Kilstein. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave Landau and ¼ Black Garrett interview Yoshi Obayashi.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Russell Brand is under fire for alleged sexual assault and rape. Lauren Boebert was escorted out of Beetlejuice during a particularly wild date.Joined by Flawd @FlawdTV and Meaux. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hunter Biden was indicted on three counts of gun-related charges. Drew Barrymore continues her show despite the WGA strike. And Joe Biden is sleepy. Joined by Adam Yenser. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Jaime Maussan claims to have aliens in Mexico, but is it all a hoax? Plus, Drew Barrymore is canceled by the Writers Guild of America for being a scab. Joined by special guest JayQuist @JayQuistMusic Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis issued an apology for sending letters to the judge in Danny Masterson's case but have faced a lot of backlash and questions about their ties to Scientology. Could they be secret Scientologists? DraftKings is under fire for using a September 11th promo code. Did Ken Paxton have an affair? And Joe Biden gets sleepy. Joined by Sara Gonzales, host of "The News & Why It Matters" Go to https://UNDERTAC.COM and GET 20% OFF SITEWIDE when you use the offer code NORMAL20. Follow the boys @TheDtlandau ► https://davelandau.com/ @QTRBlackGarrett ► https://linktr.ee/14BlackGarrett Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A gender reveal in Mexico ended in tragedy. Air Canada and Delta Airlines both had explosions of bodily fluids. And a three-legged bear ransacked a Florida home. Co-hosted by Derek Richards and Matt McClowry. Go to https://TryMiracle.com/NORMAL to try Miracle Made sheets today! Use promo code NORMAL at checkout to get 3 FREE TOWELS and SAVE over 40%! Follow the boys @TheDtlandau ► https://davelandau.com/ @QTRBlackGarrett ► https://linktr.ee/14BlackGarrett Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Barack Obama's alleged lover speaks with Tucker Carlson about sex and drug use, and Liberty Safe is canceled. Joined by Jesse Peyton. Follow the boys@TheDtlandau ► https://davelandau.com/ @QTRBlackGarrett ► https://linktr.ee/14BlackGarrett Head to https://tryfum.com/NORMAL and use code NORMAL to save an additional 10% off your order today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jill Biden tests positive for COVID, and Burning Man is flooding. Joined by Derek Richards and Matt McClowry. Click here to vote on what Garrett should eat in the UK. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO FORCE QB TO EAT IN THE UK? - Poll (quiz-maker.com) Follow the boys@TheDtlandau ► https://davelandau.com/ @QTRBlackGarrett ► https://linktr.ee/14BlackGarrett Get your next delicious bowl of high-protein cereal at https://MagicSpoon.com/NORMAL and use the code NORMAL to save $5. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Former Proud Boys leader Joe Biggs was sentenced to 17 years in federal prison for January 6 charges. Ted Cruz threw back a cold one to protest a new federal alcohol recommendation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tucker Carlson claimed Barack Obama is gay, and Mitch McConnell had another incident. Joined by Mike Eshaq. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kanye runs into trouble in Italy and Eminem goes after Vivek Ramaswamy. Joined by comedian Lawrence Rosales. Follow the boys@TheDtlandau ► https://davelandau.com/ @QTRBlackGarrett ► https://linktr.ee/14BlackGarrett Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Talking about all things GOP and Donald T. with the Babylon Bees. Joined by Seth Dillon and Joel Berry. Go to https://TryMiracle.com/NORMAL and use the code NORMAL to claim your FREE 3-PIECE TOWEL SET and GET over 40% OFF. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joe Biden went to Maui, 'Fat-Bottomed Girls' is on the no-no list, and an airplane caught on fire. Head to https://TryFum.com and use code NORMAL to save 10% off when you get the Journey pack today. Tomorrow night is the first RNC debate of the 2024 presidential primary season. Watch live coverage at https://BlazeTV.com, and use code DEBATE at checkout to save 25% off your one-year subscription. Follow the boys@TheDtlandau ► https://davelandau.com/ @QTRBlackGarrett ► https://linktr.ee/14BlackGarrett Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Conspiracy theorists think Oprah set Hawaii on fire, and Joe Biden was creepin' on the kids. Again. Joined by Matt McClowry and Sara Gonzales Follow the boys@TheDtlandau ► https://davelandau.com/ @QTRBlackGarrett ► https://linktr.ee/14BlackGarrett Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"The Blind Side" might have been one big sham, and Bradley Cooper is under fire for wearing a big nose. Guest-hosted by Derek Richards and joined by Josh Potter and Matt McClowry Follow the boys@TheDtlandau ► https://davelandau.com/ @QTRBlackGarrett ► https://linktr.ee/14BlackGarrett Go to magicspoon.com/NORMAL to grab a variety pack. Use promo code NORMAL at checkout to save $5 off your order! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An autistic girl in the U.K. was arrested for insulting a cop. The FBI killed a 75-year-old man during an early-morning raid. And steaks. Lots of steaks. Joined by Dan Hollaway of Drinkin' Bros. Go to https://TryMiracle.com/NORMAL to try Miracle Made sheets today! Use promo code NORMAL at checkout to get 3 FREE TOWELS and SAVE an extra 20%! Follow the boys@TheDtlandau ► https://davelandau.com/ @QTRBlackGarrett ► https://linktr.ee/14BlackGarrett Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lil Tay is OK. Hollywood writers are feeling the heat of the strike. And all things Detroit. Joined by special guest Chris Gore. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Texas is apparently using razor buoys to deter migrants. The Tampa mayor caught a lot of cocaine on a fishing trip. And an update on the cocaine found at the White House. Follow the boys @TheDtlandau ► https://davelandau.com/ @QTRBlackGarrett ► https://linktr.ee/14BlackGarrett Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ne-Yo apologized then doubled down on his opinion about trans kids. Megan Rapinoe missed a penalty kick. And Wayne Brady came out as pansexual. Joined by comedian and podcaster Jamie Kilstein. Get your next delicious bowl of high-protein cereal at https://magicspoon.com/NORMAL. Use code NORMAL to save $5 off. Follow the boys @TheDtlandau ► https://davelandau.com/ @QTRBlackGarrett ► https://linktr.ee/14BlackGarrett Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An Instagrammer fell to his death from a skyscraper. A woman wore blackface to Target. And Ukraine appointed a transgender American to its communications team. Joined by Flawdzilla and Meaux. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Donald Trump was just indicted for the third time. Fitness is (apparently) far right. And a Japanese man spent $14,000 to become a dog. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kevin Spacey was cleared of all charges in the U.K. Nancy Mace got way too personal at the prayer breakfast. And aliens. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Former mafia "capo" Michael Franzese calls in to the show for a special interview. And, uh ... what happened to Mitch McConnell?Limited Time Promo Code: Normal20 to get 20% off a BlazeTV sub  Follow the boys @TheDtlandau ► https://davelandau.com/ @QTRBlackGarrett ► https://linktr.ee/14BlackGarrett Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The new "Barbie" movie has caused a lot of hullaballoo. LeBron James' 18-year-old son Bronny suffered a cardiac arrest at basketball practice. And ... burning sensations? Limited Time Promo Code: Normal20 to get 20% off a BlazeTV sub  Follow the boys @TheDtlandau ► https://davelandau.com/ @QTRBlackGarrett ► https://linktr.ee/14BlackGarrett @WadeShowWithWade ► https://twitter.com/wadestotts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cocaine sharks are stirring in Florida waters. Sam explains his beef with MGK. And ... Brian Stelter? Limited Time Promo Code: Normal20 to get 20% off a BlazeTV sub  Follow the boys @TheDtlandau ► https://davelandau.com/ @QTRBlackGarrett ► https://linktr.ee/14BlackGarrett Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CMT is very mad about Jason Aldean's newest song. Andrew Tate might've lied to Tucker Carlson. And Texas is the worst. Apparently. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sadly, Snow White has only one real dwarf. Trump might get arrested for a third time. And why did the Island Boys brothers kiss? Limited Time Promo Code: Normal20 to get 20% off a BlazeTV sub  Follow the boys @TheDtlandau ► https://davelandau.com/ @QTRBlackGarrett ► https://linktr.ee/14BlackGarrett Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Actors are now joining in on the Hollywood writer's strike. A Florida Japanese steakhouse had meth in its soy sauce. And Dave and Gary discuss sobriety. Find an A.A. meeting at: https://www.aa.org/find-aa Limited Time Promo Code: Normal20 to get 20% off a BlazeTV sub  Follow the boys @TheDtlandau ► https://davelandau.com/ @QTRBlackGarrett ► https://linktr.ee/14BlackGarrett Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Guy Fieri is under fire for taking a photo with Donald Trump. Gorillas are getting addicted to cell phones. And McDonald's cancels Grimace — sad. Limited Time Promo Code: Normal20 to get 20% off a BlazeTV sub  Follow the boys: @TheDtlandau ► https://davelandau.com/ @QTRBlackGarrett ► https://linktr.ee/14BlackGarrett Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 "Sound of Freedom" is still smashing the box office. Jonah Hill is apparently an abusive texter. And someone had cocaine at the White House. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NERDROTIC TAKEOVER: Gary Buechler and Eric July join ¼ Black Garrett to talk all things Hollywood and nerd culture. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Supreme Court overturned Affirmative Action. Plus, South Korea made everyone 1-2 years younger. And ... the WHEEL of NEWS! Limited Time Promo Code: Normal20 to get 20% off a BlazeTV sub  Follow the boys @TheDtlandau ► https://davelandau.com/ @QTRBlackGarrett ► https://linktr.ee/14BlackGarrett @MichaelMaliceofficial► https://michaelmalice.com/about/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Russia is reportedly training dolphins for defense against Ukraine. Plus, Madonna is in the hospital. And ¼ Black Garrett takes to the streets for a special challenge. Limited Time Promo Code: Normal20 to get 20% off a BlazeTV sub  Follow the boys @TheDtlandau ► https://davelandau.com/ @QTRBlackGarrett ► https://linktr.ee/14BlackGarrett @MichaelMaliceofficial► https://michaelmalice.com/about/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A new report claims Jeffrey Epstein did in fact kill himself. An upcoming "Star Wars" series features a transgender actor. And NASA is turning pee into ... water? Limited Time Promo Code: Normal20 to get 20% off a BlazeTV sub  Follow the boys @TheDtlandau ► https://davelandau.com/ @QTRBlackGarrett ► https://linktr.ee/14BlackGarrett Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Titan submarine wreck has tragically been located. Plus, the rankings of the world's penis sizes are out, and the results will shock you. And ... James Cameron?Limited-time promo code: Normal20 to get 20% off a BlazeTV sub Follow the boys @TheDtlandau ► https://davelandau.com/ @QTRBlackGarrett ► https://linktr.ee/14BlackGarrett Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices