…And a PODCAST in a pear tree?! This week is like the tense holiday dinner you always wanted, with topics like Final Fantasy XV, ancient China, Dragon Quest XI, how to use Twitch, xenophobic deliverymen, and your burning drop questions answered! This podcast had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

Bacardi 161?! This week, Alex fails to find the Diminutive Famicom; a mini-mini installment of “The Human Body is Bullshit”; monetary misfortunes and the introduction of Tax Talk!; Pictlogica Final Fantasy is dumb; Alex isolates those darned aliens and ganks ganados; more miscellaneous game talk; Ray dives back into the muzukashii world of nihongo no benkyou, and we take your questions from Twitter! Don’t blame us, we voted for Kodos.          

So monthly, it's technically a magazine! This time we open with DRAGON QUEST!!!; wine country minus wine; A trip to the DRAGON QUEST!!! Museum; virtual INSANITY!; Mother Nature crashes the show; the dope-ass Nintendo Switch, boi; Al's root canal and other dental tales, and an Overnerd urine pyro. All that and more explained! This podcast is takes around 100 hours to complete.

Never forget… to listen to this episode! This week, Ray gives Alex some new drops; Alex recounts an experience at the Apple Store; Super Mario Run, don’t walk!; PlaySnooze 4 Pro; Nioh is neato!; the boys butt heads over trivial grammatical matters; bar stories as per usual; Alex preps for his annual Tokyo trip; psyching up for the English release of Dragon Quest VII 3DS!; Fan Fun, and another heaping helping of Cinema Sukiyaki! Listen to this podcast and discuss it with your children.

An episode so late, it's back to school! Join us for a Moranistastic discussion of Final Fantasy concerts; Final Fantasy cousins; Pokemon Go; ridiculous gamers, and a brief but rousing return to Overnerds. This podcast is more valuable if you bag and board it.

It’s Christmas in July! This week, Ray finally optimizes his automotive setup; Alex is monitored by the stone sentry; Ray celebrates his 33rd sol; belated E3 and video game talk; requisite Critical Hit update; Yahoo Auctions is bullshit; we answer your sparse questions from Twitter!; Alex finally finishes Persona 4, and we pile on the Fan Fun! This podcast implores you to taste the rainbow.

We're alive and kicking this week. On the docket: Ray's move; Al's legal status; the wedding of the century; aborted interviews; Alex is Never Not hung up on; the long-awaited return of Plane Movies, and Fan Fun is lonnng! This podcast is the latest in steaming technology.

Look I have to catch a plane tomorrow so just enjoy this shit okay

Pull up a chair and have a hot link! This week: talk of cars; pastries; questionable behavior at Critical Hit (I mean really… carpet?); Saturday night's all right for fighting -- and social engineering; the world's worst curry slogans; laughs abound in the retro gaming scene; and Fan Fun finally drives Alex insane! This podcast is brought to you by the banjo.

Four more years! This week, Alex explores NEW more whoppers; Ray emerges mostly victorious from the battlefield of illness; the further adventures of Blocko; Ray dreams of Xbox One imports; the intersection of fantasy and football; aspirations of streaming; why, Atsugiri Jason?; cool Japan vs. hypocritical Japan; the fall of Becky; don’t question Abe or Johnny, and a sampling of Fan Fun! We’ve got it going on!

The greatest modern musical! This week on the show: the uh, merits of Bayonetta cosplay; preserving X in 10; Firewatchin'; Dragon Quest Blocko is boffo!; seeing what Alex can gank from "AFK;" and searching behind the couch cushions for drops! This podcast has the power to nominate a Supreme Court justice.

Brought to you by Bacardi! This week, we talk Star Wars, paintings, and Christmas; Alex needs help with games; our best tweets of 2015; video game talk, and Alex finally joins PS Plus!; Bar Talk here ad there; Ray attends SF SketchFest; the joys of AGDQ and charity streaming; Netflix is the best/worst; Rockmen 9 and 10 are very hard; elongated Fan Fun, and Cinema Sukiyaki! Don’t listen to this.

Zap! Pew! Bwang! This week, it's time for some Star Wars chat (no spoilers); a Christmas delivery for Critical Hit; some dinosaur movie; laptop woes, and the good and bad of really generic RPGs. This podcast is 50% off with purchase of the STAR WARS: BEHIND THE MAGIC Interactive CD-ROM.

We’re the original Black Friday! This week, we give thanks for several new versions of a game called Dragon Quest!; celebrating Thanksgiving with a list of great things; the horrors of Japanese marketing; X-Files brainstorming; MGSV advice and other video game talk; television and podcast programmes; another bumbling installment of Cinema Sukiyaki, and some big, juicy Fan Fun! Tivo us!

Now with 33% more free! Thanks to a recent holiday, we go long this week. Lots of Metal Gearin'; slushy drink arguin'; MST3K (and general) Kickstartin'; some quick Fan Fun BUT THEN a new segment about Japanese movie titlin', and some pretty funny old-fashion bullshittin'. This podcast has everything you need to survive at sea.

What horrors we discuss this week! Ray gets stoned, cranky, and cured; Alex busts his hump at the end of October; video game talk of most shapes and sizes; Chipotle coli; Alex’s bum 3DS; the rigors of working in costume; brewing beer for fun and profit; Fan Fun returns, and we shill for some other podcasts! Look for this podcast in your grocer’s freezer.

146 is a really high number! Autumn is here and it's a hot time for video games, so feel free to skip discussion of Picross or Dragon Quest Heroes or Metal Gear Solid! No, actually, you might miss talk about Lifetime Balderdash; Rather's Day; new stories from Critical Hit; and Red Lobsterburger! This podcast is a tribute to the podcasts that died so that we may live.

It’s October and death is in the air! This week, Ray acquires more Amiibos; a variety of games both tanked and tankless; Alex rages against wasei eigo; NES cameos because 80’s and brainstorming for FunTime; the AAA phenomenon; Better Call Al, and we break in that new Fan Fun theme! This podcast is free size!

144 CCs of inanity, stat! On this escapade: Ray ends his car saga (with a twist ending!); Alex spends a day in Tokyo and talks to some friends, and also means video game talk!; Hulk Baby Tweets; swimming in business receipts; writing sitcoms; and Fan Fun gets a new game! In a clerical error, this podcast was inducted into the Comic Book Hall of Fame.

  A return to something! This week, heaps of car trouble; sweaty cans; Dragon Quest VIII on IIIDS, no MGSV on PSIV; death and taxes; Al returns to D&D; a bumper crop of Overnerds, and Ray hates tattoos! This podcast is really looking for a long-term commitment!

142, the REAL meaning of life! This week, Ray's car doesn't want to come home; Alex fights the ingenious Japanese banking system; YES Dragon Quest XI!; our round-up of new mobile games!!; lemon-covered chocolate balls, and catching up on a backlog of donors and Likes -- has it been a year already?? This podcast is like a double-walled thermos of fun!

"Thanks" to the typical follies, Ray is forced to call in live to Pittsburgh for a special report from Alex! We talk great local eats; Ant-Men; Alex hacks the in-flight entertainment; Grodin/Brolin; a serious moment regarding podcast editing, and awkward moments with the family! We'll be back… eventually?!?

  We’re one for one! This week, Alex finally sees Wet Hot Avengers Summer and Ray finally sees The Terminating Robot; X-Men more Marvel and DC movie talk; dumb title gripes; Alex attends a long-awaited concert; taking annoying bullets on Facebook; two new versions of a game called Dragon Quest, and a little bit of Fanf! Like it or lump it!

Fact: This IS the 140th episode. And WHAT an episode! Car storage technology; Hawaiian cuisine; celebrating our nation's burrito; anything is an amiibo; news from the Giuseppe household; shoppin' for PlayStations, and an Overnerd with a Broadway dream. This podcast is injured in the fourth quarter.

  We’re back and terrible as ever! This week, tardy E3 roundup; Happy Birthray!; Alex narrowly avoids fiery death; Ray’s phone takes a tumble; do people like Kingdom Hearts? and other common questions for teens; Fan Fun & Mad Max; giving out our personal information, and Alex alienates the audience! This podcast tortured some folks.

138 practices no hate! Yeah. In this episode: Alex's record-breaking Twitter victory; an intense staircase situation; gross bar customers; a certain game of quests' news; MAPO?!; and Fan Fun handles WAY too many donors! This podcast hid a million dollars where the sun meets--*gurk*

  Wow, two consecutive weeks! This time we cover the new version of a game called Dragon Quest; Alex makes the jump back into FFXI; RDB on P&D; one disgruntled van owner; bar news and Rockman blues; sudden Saturn acquisition, and Fan Stuff! This podcast is set in its ways.

The show of shows! (That's not taken, is it?) This week: You can take the Vana'diel outta Alex, but you can't take the Alex outta Vana'diel! Hence another several minutes on the old boy's favorite vice. Plus: fake Seinfelds; GotHam; woozy bees; surprise parties at Critical Hit and other follies; SPIDERS!!! And Fan Fun is light on originality. This podcast is rotgut for the soul.

  Our price $1.35, cheap! This week, Alex’s rage of Ultron and the Korean kontingency; TV talk including Daredevil, Mad Men, Halt and Catch Fire, and Bob’s Burgers; the hosts’ public feud continues with Ray’s appearance on The Free Cheese; Alex contemplates returning to Vana’diel, returns to Ragol in the meantime; the wonders of Amiibo Tap; PSPing on the cheap; Ray endeavors to understand the multinerd; new downloadable content for gamesoft “Mario’s Car”, and Fanf for your face! This show’s going places!

It's not enough to dream a podcast, we have to be one, too! This week: Alex is courted by Saudi royalty (or just a rich guy); amiibo talk? Really?; the formal debut of our segment McDonald's Presents Pizza Problems; Hokkaido Likers dot com; and Overnerds practices sobriety! This podcast likes to let the light in.

  Hiatus? Hi-EAT-us! This week, Alex moves out, in; Tax Talk; video games great and small; tele-vision programmes; the playable demonstration of Final Fantasy Fifteen; Vana’dead; Fan Fun, featuring the return of Overnerds and listener mail!; Alex gets kicked out of a party, and another run-in with an enraged Japanese grandpa! This podcast is 100% gluten.

132 skidoo! That's a lotta skidoos. This week, we're feeling a little full… of ourselves! Listen to us indulge in our appearances on other podcasts; Japanese radio for some reason; inaugural Blu-rays; Alex leaves the bar in some guy's hands; SPLOOBY?!; a live demo of a new version of a game called Dragon Quest; and Fan Fun with new Facebook Likes and a special announcement that someone nearly forgets to announce! This podcast knows you still owe it for covering you at lunch.

  Dig it: this week, Ray operates at partial drop capacity; hectic weekends and frantic weddings; poor phone etiquette; catching up on some Net-Flicks; Maverick Hunter X gon’ give it to ya; Alex continues to rail against modern graphics; YouTube drama and rage-quitting the internet; donorrific Fanf; the rigors of Japanese nerd-pronunciation; Facebook dislikes, and dial F for Fukkatsu! This podcast accepts double coupons up to 99 cents.

Here's how it's gonna go down: We talk about how recording works; the return of Alex's computer; The Sniffles; loaner pants; the Oscars?! (No); a visit to TGI Fraioli's; Mr. Dinkett, and a rousing game of guessing Smash Bros. character languages! Plus, Fan Fun is… presented. This podcast is a five-time Gong Show winner.

  On this week’s mistake, Raymond is stressed to the max; three Germans, a Finn, two jocks, and a bobcat walk into a bar; Alex spies a weirdo at the store; gearing up for a double dose of St. Patrick; a new NoMoWo Memory; climbing to the secret garden; how to name your nerd thing; fun on YouTube; remembering our favorite Kongs; ending the date drought; NPR’s video game podcast “Gaaaaaaames”, and we take your questions from Twitter! Give us 90 minutes, we’ll give you a headache.

NMW celebrates three years! We take a brief moment to recap the show's history, but pretty soon it's into talking about KSHAQ; who's Lily Tomlin?; escaping the pizza loop; Alex meeting new business friends; Seymore Butts; Sad 32X revelations; a popular video game, and donors repeat themselves! This podcast absorbs twice the liquid of name-brand shows!

  It sure is us! This week, embarrassed at the Genius Bar; y’all need to learn how to use Twitter; fond memories of Radio Shack and Xbox; Alex’s apartment news; dealing with awkward moments at Critical Hit; the creepy Italian; Alex’s biggest pet peeve at the bar and other incitements; Shadow of the Colossus versus Ico; Ray watches Maron and TV talk; Japan’s adorable anti-piracy measures; Japan’s idol groups as creepy corporate bullshit, and respectful Fanf! This podcast contains no detectable sulfites.

126 ways to belittle each other, and we're just getting started! This ep, listen to us talk about NewsRadio in SF; Alex back on the wedding circuit; our top 2014 picks!; Dresident Quevil?!, and whoa-ho, a new round of listener questions answered! We're proud to be the first podcast distributed to the Amish people.

  The big CXXV! This week, Ray and Alex both hunt for new apartments; a look back at SCROLL; passive-aggressive Twitter behavior; Alex goes back onstage; a harrowing marathon of nightmares; a misleading lobby, and Fanf to beat the band! This podcast is CALORIE OFF!

  We’re Back: Two Knuckleheads’ Story! We welcome 2015 with tales of the holidays; a whole heap o’ media consumed; Alex almost misses his flight; Ray returns to his roots; doing Economy class in style; movie trailers are butt; the new version of a game called “Dragon Quest”; Alex tries Japanese food, and bloated belated Fanf! Come on in to this podcast for a FREE personality test!

Baby it's cold outside! So Alex huddled up in the basement with Charles and Rhett to bring you this riveting roundtable! Regular episodes will resume next week?!

  This episode is as easy as that! This week, we look back (from the past) on how we (will have) spent the holidays; Alex misunderstands The Bible (again); requisite cereal, Seinfeld, and game talk; Critical Hit holding steady; Dominos pizzas are 2 small 2 furious; Japan’s brief potato famine; Alex is infiltrated, infuriated by the wind; we are the new Smash announcers; bickering like an old married couple; hilarious misspellings at Brewcade; Ray’s goddamn Super Street Fighter II Turbo arcade cabinet; festive Fanf; Alex explores BOF3 on the PSP and its lack of periods and is unable to comprehend Suikoden II’s lack of a editing a secnd time! This podcast can be unlocked by playing 20,000 matches in Smash Brothers.

  Happy Holidays from your friends at NoMoWo! Pull out your old beat-up copy of Home Alone and sync this baby up! And then keep the change, ya filthy animal!

  It sure is our 122nd episode! This week, the two things Ray hates to hear; Alex revisits early NoMoWo; a visit from Australia’s finest; surviving health and safety training; heading home for the holidays; Serial is good but not the best thing ever; improv out of nowhere; Random Acts of Pasta Guy revisited; video game talk (your Yakuzas, your Streets Fighter, etc.), and the world-threatening Amiibo shortage! This podcast is for loading and unloading only.

Our 21st palindrome! This week, Alex continues eating pizza on mic; Ray enrolls openly; Alex meets his girlfriend’s folks over a lovely lunch; November wrap-up and how we Thanksgave; holiday game purchases; the wonders of credit cards; planning the final issue of SCHLUMP; Neverending Generosity Bowl; Pardcast-a-thon and MST3K’s Turkey Day 2014 recaps; AlexTron goes rogue; Bar Talk the Mind-Taker; the names of popular wrestlers; car-selling Fanf; Alex lays down, recounts a vivid nightmare, gets loopy; a Kentia Hall postmortem; TV talk, and 3DO DOOM! Ray’s murder will eventually be investigated by Sarah Koenig.

We've collected our 120th episode and Yoshi's on the roof! This week, Alex's pizza reality tour; Ray gets Smashed; our new segment, Drink Food New Thing; the brief lives of Japanese milks; no thanks, Sunkus; the fetid FedEx and big ups to UPS; Alex reconsiders his pricing system; SoftBank continues to fail; the highs and lows of Fantasy Life, and assertive Fanf! Absence of evidence is not evidence of this podcast.

  Our 119th Muppisode! This week, more evidence linking Alex with Stanley Tucci; Ray goes Interstellar; an unexpected gift from a posh Persian; Ray’s 2000 inch TV; Alex modernizes his telephone device; raging at SoftBank’s customer “service”; drunk idiots crash the bar; rude gamers; Fanf, and yet another technical foul-up! If you can’t handle this podcast at its worst, you don’t deserve it at its best.

  Fall and ebola are in the air! CRITICAL*HIT is up and running, with stories of friends, fries, and Final Fantasy; we discuss Halloweens past and present; Alex’s accidental blood pact; slow-motion diving into the Bayonetta bilogy; Fantasy Life as FFXI methadone; Ray dips into Hi-sCoool! SeHa Girls; obsessing over the Age of Ultron trailer; the return of Shadowlaw and a visit to the lackluster Orca d’Oro; dutiful donors, and the announcement of our Age of Altron t-shirt contest! This podcast can’t be helped.