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03/12/2024

Episode 325 | Wacced Out Morals

Happy Tuesday Gang! We're back from Thanksgiving break. After a quick recap about how Rory destroyed his skin barrier and Mal took a serious loss, we recap what we missed during our time off. Kai Cenat concluded his Mafiathon stream and we discuss some of the highlights, including Druski being mean to children, and Kai being pranked by a magician (27:47). Da Baby is under fire for teaching his daughter how to shoot a gun, and we speak on how different the outlook on guns is depending on the region of the USA you come from (40:21). We come back and give a more detailed opinion on the Drake petitions- Rory has his tinfoil du-rag on, coming in hot with a few conspiracy theories about Drake as well as Kendrick (42:18). After a brief debate about Beyonce v. Kendrick and the supposed numbers for their respective NFL show audiences (1:10:16), we discuss J. Cole celebrating his 10 year anniversary of the 2014 Forest Hill Drive album, and having a one night only concert at Madison Square Garden, with some interesting ways for fans to secure a ticket (1:28:09). We have voicemails! The first one is from a man asking our opinion on the biggest “fall off’s” from artists in rap (1:38:52), and we debate who our choices would be. The second voicemail is from a man who needs co-parenting/disciplinarian advice for him and his girl (2:10:02). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas Follow Demaris on YT: https://www.youtube.com/@DemarisG To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using t Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
2h 24m
26/11/2024

Episode 323 | Fragile Opp

MUSTAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD. Have yall heard the album yet? We have. After a quick recap about the Atlanta show, the guys get into their review of the new Kendrick Lamar project ‘GNX’ (07:54). They also discuss whether there’s another album coming, why we think Baby Keem isnt on the album, as well as whether Lil Wayne should respond or not. In the middle of our recording day, the news dropped that Drake was filing a motion against his licensing partner Universal Music Group, alleging that Kendrick’s Not Like Us track was pushed by the label purposely to affect Drake in multiple ways (55:59). The team goes into explaining the article and allegations, and they also speak on what this could mean for the music industry in the future. Drake also went on a stream earlier this weekend, doubling down on his beef with a few r&b artists, and it brings up conversation about the media outlets Drake chooses to sit with and the criticism he’s received in the past for it (1:12:06). Also discussed: Shaboozey getting snubbed by the CMA’s (1:31:36), which NRM team member is the meanest, and the ozempic allegations being put on Lizzo (1:35:19). We have voicemails! The first one is from a guy who has developed a health condition in his mid twenties that he's embarrassed about (1:51:31), and the second is from a man who wants to know if anybody on the team has ever had a “right person, wrong time” scenario (2:02:07). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas Follow Demaris on YT: https://www.youtube.com/@DemarisG To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
2h 20m
22/11/2024

Episode 322 | I’m Just A Chill Guy

A gang of chill guys (and girl) just podding. YKTV. The spirit of the latest meme has infected the team, and they are all delusionally convinced that they are the chillest on the team (1:23). Speaking of chill guys, did you know that the cool guys with 5 inches are now in (9:38)? Anywho, Jay Leno has found himself in quite a predicament, and the guys dig into their detective bags to try to figure out what reaally gave him that black eye (15:35). Jeff Stamos is trying to fool us with a wig cap, and Mal is confused why Denzel is trying to fool us by saying he kissed a man on set (26:18). Speaking of conspiracies, Rory wants to know why the red pill/tinfoil hat community has nothing to say about Elon or Kim Kardashian, and Mal doesn’t believe that Kai is actually sleeping on his stream (42:42). Meanwhile, J. Cole’s podcast dropped, and Rory has some complaints for the team, and also wants to nominate ‘The Come Up’ for a Best New Album grammy, which causes a debate about just how much the average fan knows about their favorite artist (54:06). We finally address the Grammy nominations (1:13:13), and then get into voicemails (1:25:25). The first one is from a man who wants to cheat on his girlfriend bc her libido had decreased, and the second is from a guy who wants to know how to handle a money situation that's tearing his family apart. Thanks to our sponsors: Go to https://SHOPIFY.COM/rorymal to upgrade your selling today. Start earning points on rent you’re already paying by going to https://joinbilt.com/RORYMAL. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
2h 1m
19/11/2024

Episode 321 | Horrible Decision

Gang is all back in town! After a long vacation filled with barefoot R&B synths and TMZ interviews, Rory is finally back at work. The team briefly catches up with him, before getting into a debate about the historic (snore, snore) fight between Jake Paul and Mike Tyson (6:12). They have some conversation regarding content creating and Netflix's next moves before finally addressing the fail that was Bill Burr's post-election monologue (29:33). When one journey begins, another one ends - J.Cole and his manager and lifelong friend are taking us on an audio journey through Cole's career (35:20), while the infamous Whoreible Decisions podcast has made an announcement that their show is coming to an end (47:46). Tyler The Creator's festival, Camp Flog Gnaw, was over the weekend, and the team discusses what festival fits their vibe the most (1:01:51). We also speak on Netflix not messing up a Beyonce Christmas due to low bandwidth, and its new live sport experience (1:07:29). Also discussed were the most overrated actors and standup comedians (Mal hates The Rock) (1:14:54). We have voicemails! The first one is from a guy who is bisexual and doesn't know how to tell his family (1:43:45), and the second is from a caller who Rory therapizes simply off the one question he asked about his mom and sister's family dynamic with him (1:56:30). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas Follow Demaris on YT: https://www.youtube.com/@DemarisG To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Thanks to our sponsors: Go to https://SHOPIFY.COM/rorymal to upgrade your selling today. Start earning points on rent you’re already paying by going to https://joinbilt.com/RORYMAL. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
2h 17m
15/11/2024

Episode 320 | Above The Rim

The minorities are back in charge! The gingerbread man is out of town on business so the YN’s (and an ON) are holding it down. Starting off with some light banter, after trying to defend Clay (from himself, per usual) and figuring out who is really in danger of these insane monkeys in the Carolinas, Julian poses a question to the room - which person would you remove off of social media permanently if given the choice (caveat - Meek Mill is not an available answer on the board) (13:11). We try to figure out the reason for people’s public emotional crash outs, and it leads to a conversation about friends having underlying feelings, and people having a hard time processing joy (16:47). Kehlani has been under heavy scrutiny due to a nasty custody battle with her child’s father - we go over the available evidence and give opinions on how co-parenting with the wrong person could ruin your life (49:15). SZA has a new album coming, and Mal shares a recent conversation he had with her (1:08:48). We have voicemails! One guy needs advice on how to handle his 'scaring-the-niceyoungwomen' friend (1:16:50) and leads to a convo about wanting to hear someones thoughts during intercourse, and the second is from a guy who discovered Jay Z later in life and is convinced he’s trash (1:29:24). Oh, and update - the Knicks still suck. For Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalMORE Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas Follow Demaris on YT: https://www.youtube.com/@DemarisG To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Start earning points on rent you’re already paying by going to https://joinbilt.com/RORYMAL. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
1h 50m
12/11/2024

Episode 319 | Blood In, Blood Out

 After a long weekend of dealing with Americans, the team discusses where they would live if they were to leave America, and how they would turn their lives around (4:26). Rory reminisces on his school days, both of being greek in college and being inappropriate in grade school (21:57). This leads to a conversation about gangs and the women who join them (don’t ask me how we got here, but we’re here) (36:16) and how men should be able to call the police on women for domestic violence (if you’re expecting us to be progressive about this, shift your expectations) (49:17). We have voicemails! Caller #1 wants advice on if he should leave his tip drill lover, leading the gang to ponder which qualities are most important in a partner (1:09:00), and Caller #2 wants to see if he should take his homie to court for bringing him into an infidelity lie (1:32:30). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas Follow Demaris on YT: https://www.youtube.com/@DemarisG To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code RORYMAL at shopmando.com! #mandopod Start earning points on rent you’re already paying by going to https://joinbilt.com/RORYMAL. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
1h 46m
08/11/2024

Episode 318 | The Results We Deserved

Everybody alright? Okay, let’s get to it (2:09). The team is back after the election to give their thoughts on where they think the democratic party went wrong with the presidential race. While the rest of the world focused on the election, Kai Cenat is on 24 hour streaming duty with Mafiathon, and has been hitting headlines because of some controversial guests (36:30). Questions are raised regarding his responsibility to his young audience, as well as his guests responsibility to their ex girlfriends (57:23). T.I. and Young Thug have been seen together making music, and the guys are wondering who else Thug can keep around (other than Mariah The Scientist) to keep him out of trouble and off of drugs. We talk all of the new music that’s come out that we love (1:06:46), and give Freddie Gibbs his flowers, including a controversial take about his catalog made by none other than Rory himself (1:17:38). We have voicemails (1:27:42)! The first caller is a man who wants his geriatric football playing friend to hang up his cleats, and the second caller is a man who got the ick from a woman being fanned out (1:32:43). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas Follow Demaris on YT: https://www.youtube.com/@DemarisG To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Thanks to our sponsors: This episode is sponsored byBetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self. Start your free online visit todays at https://Hims.com/roryandmal Go to https://SHOPIFY.com/rorymal to upgrade your selling today. Download the PrizePicks app today and use code RORYMAL to get 50$ instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
1h 44m
05/11/2024

Episode 317 | You Chose A Side

Welcome to November! The gang is back after an eventful halloween weekend! They catch up with each other (2:20), and gain some clarity on some tweets made over that time frame by a crew member (12:35). This leads to a convo about the clutch time thinking of a man when told to go to the store to get condoms during an intimate moment (14:19), before we react to the news of Young Thug gaining his freedom, and consider what that might mean for him and his career (24:08). Drake was active outside as well - his attendance at Vince Carter’s jersey retirement ceremony game and alleged threats to Demar DeRozan went viral, and the guys give their thoughts (37:54). Meanwhile, Lil Wayne did a HotBoyz reunion at Lil Weezyana fest, and his performance confirmed what many already believed in regard to his request for a Superbowl performance (55:00). Tyler the Creator is coming for his respect with his sales hitting almost 300K for the first week of his latest project, will he be the first rapper to see Taylor Swift numbers (1:09:42)? Dj Envy is in hot water with the internet after a video of his daughter in a Lil Kim costume went viral, and Rory gives his opinion as a father (1:19:40). Speaking of viral, another Cam Newton clip is making its rounds, with an accompanying message from his current girlfriend about the openness of their relationship (1:29:03). We have voicemails! The first is from a man checking Rory’s temperature about an alleged incident involving women (14:35), and the second is from a guy trying to decide if his coworker is flirting with him (1:51:11). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas Follow Demaris on YT: https://www.youtube.com/@DemarisG To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Thanks to our sponsors: This episode is sponsored byBetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self. Start your free online visit todays at https://Hims.com/roryandmal Go to https://SHOPIFY.com/rorymal to upgrade your selling today. Download the PrizePicks app today and use code RORYMAL to get 50$ instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
1h 59m
01/11/2024

Episode 316 | Spooky News

Did you pay your rent yet? Well, go do that and then come back. Okay. Now that you’re back, Happy Belated Halloween! The crew is in the studio, in costume (except Mal), and in the spirit. First on the docket - Mal is clipped up multiple times in Megan Thee Stallion’s new documentary ‘In Her Words’, and he calls her and the production team out for only acknowledging his bad words and not the good. They double down on previous things said about her case. Demaris gets vulnerable about a dream she had about Meg, forcing Mal and Rory to call each other about some live show habits. 6ix9ine and Diddy are allegedly in the same correctional facility, and the jokes arise about how prison life would suit each of us. Speaking of Diddy, his sons are on a p r e s s run, and Ray J is their focal point. Do you think they have the right to press people for speaking on their father’s sins? Speaking of a full court press, Ari Lennox is tired of Dreamville and Interscope playing in her face, and Rory & Mal are on her side. Metro Boomin has some nasty allegations out about him, Snoop & Dr. Dre are coming out with an album Mal swears no one wants, AND we have voicemails! The first leads us to discussing closure, clitori, and albatross’, and the second has the guys allllll in a bartenders pockets.  For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to https://joinbilt.com/RORYMAL. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
1h 52m
25/10/2024

Episode 314 | Palms Are Sweaty

Happy Friday Gang! Rory is back and complaining as usual, this time about how Demaris managed to out ‘Karen’ him… if that’s even possible (01:14). After a heated debate about whats too far when sending your friend to the deli on an errand, they briefly discuss Bronny’s moment with his dad and before giving Tommy Richman his (well-deserved) lashings about claiming to not be a hip-hop artist while submitting for the rap categories at the Grammys (19:48). Who is to blame for this being allowed - the Grammys, the rap legends before us, or is it all on us as the consumers (38:25)? Mal is on Obama’s ass for playing the race card when trying to get people to vote for Kamala, and we all take a second to decide if Eminem (or any other celebrity) is really going to swing the vote when it comes to any election (53:16). Tyler is getting the people outside as well with his $5 listening session at arenas (1:07:03), but Rory cant make it - he’s been inside cautiously since finding out he made Drake’s alleged “opp list” (1:11:40). We have voicemails! The first is from a man who is holding on to some very funny childhood trauma (1:17:48), the next is from a man who is giving money to women who don't like him (1:26:01), and finally our Baltimore fellow is calling in for advice on how to deal with a woman who rubbed his poverty in his face (1:36:52). Try VIIA! https://bit.ly/viiarorymal and use code RORYMAL! Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://SHOPIFY.COM/rorymal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
1h 57m
22/10/2024

Episode 313 | We Cry Together

Happy Tuesday, gang! The team hasn't seen each other in a while because of tour so we come in, catch up, and get to the sh*ts! While Rory & Mal were holding down the fort in the 6, and Julian was in the Carolinas trying to asses the damage done by his GOAT (15:40), Demaris was in New York at an event called 'Bottle Wars', causing the team to pass well-deserved judgement over her and what she does in her free time (21:00). Speaking of judgement, is Martha Stewart a bad person (25:40)? The iconic businesswoman has a documentary coming out October 30th, and in it she discusses what led to the dissolution of her marriage - including some secrets she kept for over 30 years. We discuss some other things we're currently watching, including Love Is Blind, and consider bringing Clay back as a correspondent (36:00). In other media news, the democrats put on an advertising masterclass (insert sarcasm) with their latest voting ad (39:58). The team is split on how they feel about it. Kendrick sat down with SZA for a chat for Harper's Bazaar, and we discuss some of the things both artists said that touched us personally (54:45). Julian is over the moon about a new Tyler project that's coming next week, we review his latest snippet, and give our usual predictions on what we expect and hope for with his forthcoming release (1:13:19). We have voicemails! The first is a guy whose lying a** ex won't leave his momma and church home alone (1:31:10), and the second (trigger warning: STI'S, Depression, self-harm) is from a guy who tried to fornicate his way through depression, and ended up catching an incurable STI (1:53:06). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
2h 20m
18/10/2024

Episode 312 | 3rd Leg Of Separation

Big Friday tings! The guys recently discovered that Angel Reese has a podcast, and recently hosted an episode with model Kayla Nicole that went viral when Kayla explained why dressing up as Teyana Taylor was her most embarrassing moment (2:16). Meanwhile, Mal is having a hard time understanding why women allegedly don't take accountability for being wrong or apologize, which leads into a conversation about being self-aware, as Julian presents us with a study (and Mal presents Rory with examples) to show us just how unaware we are (16:15). Julia Fox said that dating Kanye West was the worst thing that ever happened to her, and Azealia Banks tore her a new one (34:35). Kanye's mental health becomes the topic, and we ask each other about the biggest mental health hurdle we've ever had to deal with from a significant other (41:52). Speaking of issues, a man named Gucci3rdLeg exists. We don't STD shame, but we encourage everyone to never provide fellatio to a Corpus spongiosum that has an open lesion, for their own health and safety (48:35). We have voicemails! The first one is from a man asking if his coworker is mentally off for buying her own flowers (1:05:16), and the second is a woman who's boo has some friends crossing boundaries (1:17:31). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Thanks to our sponsors: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code RORYMAL and get $50 instantly when you play $5! Start your free online visit today at https://Hims.com/RORYMAL! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
1h 38m
15/10/2024

Episode 311 | Are Journalists Bigger Than Artists?

Happy Tuesday Gang! The crew is back after. Long weekend of nothing. We start with some light banter, and then discuss an interesting theory Rory has about the last few releases from the Big 3 not being on DSP's, and how that will affect how artists release music moving forward (09:58). On another side of twitter, Russ got into a war with the journalists about who needs who more - the journalists or the artists. We discuss whether you can maintain journalistic integrity if your interview is sponsored by the artist (28:58). Speaking of journalism in hip-hop, Wayno is currently being criticized for his comments about Dreamville v. TDE after sharing info from private conversations had backstage at Dreamville Fest (57:22). He calls in to stand on business, as well as clear up misconceptions that people might have (1:12:41). GloRilla is given her flowers for her new album 'Glorious' (1:19:12) quickly, before Demaris and Mal get into a spirited discussion about which one of them is the bigger gaslighter (1:27:13). Comment and let us know who you think it is. We have voicemails! The first is from a woman who is married but still in love with her ex and wants advice on how to move forward (1:22:58), and the next is from a teacher is trying to figure out a way to make certain inappropriate slang stop being used in her classroom (1:46:30). We also discuss Bronny & his dad's first game together, Bow Wow's comments on Diddy missing from the black Hollywood scene, Ty Dolly $'s viral track leak, + more! For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
2h
11/10/2024

Episode 310 | Cole Is Free

Happy Friday guys. Without much do, we get right into conversation that has taken over the culture - J. Cole's song 'Port Antonio' that addresses his feelings on the rap beef and his place in (and outside of) it. The conversation gets heated as the cast cant seem to reach an agreement on Cole's drop and the future of his career, as well as why he should or shouldn't ever speak about the beef again. Eventually we move on and discuss YSL Woody and Jussie Smollett both dying on the hill that houses their insane lies (1:01:48). Speaking of legendary liars, Jaguar Wright put Piers Morgan in a sticky situation with Beyoncé and Jay-Z's lawyers (1:07:25). We have voicemails! The first one is about a guy wanting advice on whether or not to lie on his resume (1:14:33), and the second wants advice on how to avoid being a fuckboy (1:23:09). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Thanks to our sponsors: Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to https://joinbilt.com/RORYMAL. Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://SHOPIFY.COM/rorymal Visit https://BetterHelp.com/rorymal today to get 10% off your first month. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
1h 46m
08/10/2024

Episode 309 | Billion Dollars On An Elevator

 Happy Tuesday Gang! The whole team is back from a busy weekend, and getting back into the swing of things. We start off recapping our discord live chat that we had with our patreon members, and the advice we gave to one of our own (4:00). Mal actually left the house this weekend, so we get a movie review and his side of the story of how he spent a night out with Rory & friends (22:30). The internet is claiming that a famous NFL star is the culprit that tore Cardi’s family apart, we speculate and catch up on the latest drama with the famous couple (33:41). Mal insists that this level of wh*ring is exclusive to the new women, while Rory gets vulnerable and tells the truth about why his family ran to America (44:48). The internet is also in an uproar about an alleged shot to Jay-Z from Drake via an instagram story post; Rory & Mal butt heads on what exactly it could mean (58:55). Kendrick made his Grammy submissions (what do you think he’ll win?) (1:17:35) while Safaree got kicked out of Gag City (1:25:35). Would you be excited to see tyga as an opening act? Let us know in the comments. Mal refuses to ask his artist friends for tickets and that causes a discussion about appearing too cool (1:33:48). We have voicemails! The first is from the a guy who doesnt like the amount of makeup his gf wears (1:52:19), and the second is from a young woman asking us for help with getting her family to accept the idea(1:59:25). After voicemails, Mal shares with us his favorite part of having a twin sister, and we give a review on the Menendez brothers story as well as Aaron Hernandez’ (2:28:00). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Thanks to our sponsors: Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to https://joinbilt.com/RORYMAL. Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://SHOPIFY.COM/rorymal Visit https://BetterHelp.com/rorymal today to get 10% off your first month. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
2h 53m
04/10/2024

Episode 308 | Entertainment Purposes Only...

We have a bit of a morbid rolling start. Julian saved a woman’s life which led to other near deleted experiences. We hard transition into Jaguar Wright’s appearance on Piers Morgan (10:15). We speculate over her claims about Jay-Z and his alleged involvement with the Diddy camp and beyond. Does Jaguar have credibility? And should she be allowed on these platforms? Into actual music, “Million Dollar Baby” man, Tommy Rich, claims he “isn’t hiphop” (21:14). We discuss him possibly being the next Post Malone. But at what cost? Beyonce has submitted ‘Cowboy Carter’ for the Grammy Country category. We go over her credibility and bring up Luke Combs recent comments about Beyonce (28:46). It’s officially spooky season and the hottest costume this year is the BBL Drizzy from Fashionova (43:55). Staying on viral news, Moo Deng is the official mascot off the podcast (sorry Baisley) (48:00). Then we send our condolences to everyone affected by Hurricane Helene. It’s time for voicemails (59:15). We cover three callers today. We discuss getting a girlfriend’s name tatted, friends beefing over the same girl, and do heavy girls still give the best gawk? Tune in as the guys discuss all of this and more! Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
1h 33m
01/10/2024

Episode 307 | Your Favorite Verse Might Be AI

Happy Tuesday! Demaris is back, healthy, and ready to get in the guys’ a** about the way they spoke on women behind her back. After posing a question to Mal and getting into a heavy back and forth (we do start yelling, so FF if needed), we do a palate cleanse - Beyonce’s latest Levis ad on a (respectful) loop (30:15). A bunch of new music has been released, and with new music comes new speculations. Do you think an artist can sneak an AI verse out without us noticing? Mal has some opinions on the Playboi Carti x Weeknd track, and whats next for artists renting out their likeness (37:16). J. Cole is rapping better than everyone… still… and we challenge Mal to name somebody better, as well give predictions for what will happen when The Fall Off drops (1:05:37). We also get you guys up to date to smaller projects and singles that we’re currently listening to (1:21:10). The Knicks had an interesting weekend, we ask the loyal fans on the team how theyre coping with the trade and season predictions (1:32:50). We have voicemails (1:49:43)! The first is from a man asking if he needs to be taken to homie court, which leads Rory to share a story on his experience in sharing women with homeboys. The second is from a man who is struggling with new parenthood and his relationship, and Rory and the gang give him some advice on how to not lose his family (2:05:40). Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
2h 28m
27/09/2024

Episode 306 | AND DID!!!

It’s just the guys today. Demaris steered clear of the microphone after the Cardi B news. Before we get to that, Rory presses Mal about not having a Roc chain after going to a show at S.O.B.’s (1:46). Meanwhile, the United Nations assembly is taking over NYC and Mayor Adams is seemingly on his way out following his indictment (11:54). Perhaps this is something Julian’s brother could fix. We revisit Diddy and a new theory that the thousands of bottles of baby oil were laced with dr*gs (24:17). We recount other evil geniuses throughout history. In relationship hip-hop news, Cardi B & Offset are off again. This time we get some wild news that nobody asked for and Mal has a very direct message to specific women. Then we go over the Billboard top 10 ‘Get Up Anthems’ of Chicago (53:33). Rory shares his theory on J Cole and Drake (59:43). It’s time for voicemails (1:18:22)! We give advice on if you should date a coworker and how to go about introducing your girl to the family. We close by talking about an interesting story from an NIL deal, the WNBA, and Rory bringing Amara to Julian’s party hosting this weekend. Thanks to our sponsors: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://SHOPIFY.COM/rorymal Download the PrizePicks app today and use code RORYMAL and get $50 instantly when you play $5! For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
1h 58m
24/09/2024

Episode 305 | ShxtsNGigs

The boys are back in town! The gang reunites and does a quick catch up, before getting into their London fellow podcast 'ShxtsNGigs' getting 'cancelled' by their own fan base over a resurfaced Andrew Shultz clip (12:54). We also speak on the other content creators receiving backlash this week (29:51). Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys, had some... interesting... comments leak, we address and try to guess who he could've been talking about (36:50). Diddy got arrested... so now what? The team puts their prediction in on what will come of the charges and who will be next to fall from grace (45:41). We have voicemails! The first is from a listener who just wants to go to the strip club in peace but his girl isn't with it (1:18:47). This leads into a conversation about insecurity in relationships having early red flags, and married people be super overprotective when around single people. The second one is from a woman who wants to know the correct timeline for getting back in the dating game after a breakup (1:39:20). Thanks to our sponsors: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://SHOPIFY.COM/rorymal Download the PrizePicks app today and use code RORYMAL and get $50 instantly when you play $5! For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
2h 9m
17/09/2024

Episode 303 | Live From London

Live from across the pond! Rory, Mal & Peeje are in London preparing for our live show (tickets are still available at newrorynmal.com) (1:38). After a recap of travel and their first few nights, they finally address Lil Wayne's reaction video to the SuperBowl announcement, and double down on their take from the previous episode (17:30). They then get into having certain artist's phone numbers, and reminisce on the best ringtones to have in the 2000's (28:00). Drake has released another snippet, this time in collaboration with Rod Wave, and the guys have some opinions on it (46:10). Complex has released another list, 20 Best Rappers In Their 20's (54:41). Rory is ready to hate, obviously. On to voicemails! We have a guy asking for some advice about his twink brother in law (1:07:30), and another that leads to some conversation about rap biases (1:10:47). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
1h 41m
13/09/2024

Episode 302 | The Party Is Dead

We need to start this entire week over again because, much like the rest of the year, chaos is running the show. We start off sympathizing with our favorite voracious uncle, Shannon Sharpe, who got “caught” with his pants (and baritone) down on live. Julian almost became a victim once again in the steam room, and lets us know what the Sauna Sex blues clue is. Footage comes out of Dolphin’s player Tyreek Hill being assaulted over a traffic stop, and we have yet another conversation about the cause and effect of cops on an insane ego trip. Kendrick put out a new record right before the VMA’s started, and we give our initial thoughts and reactions. The Presidential debate was also this week, and we are made aware that dogs and cats are not safe. Diddy has two more lawsuits filed against him, and we have two more voicemails + more! For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Visit https://BetterHelp.com/rorymal today to get 10% off your first month. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
2h 3m
06/09/2024

Episode 300 | 300

THREE HUNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAA!!! We start off by thanking the fans... and the non-fans. The hate pushed us almost as much as the love! But then it's back to business as usual. Vlad's comments on Marlon Wayans came back to bite him in the a** after Marlon had a successful interview with Shannon Sharpe (08:17). We get into Doechii's new album 'Alligator Bites Never Heal', giving her immense praise and speaking on what she has to offer hip-hop (12:11). Big Sean also released a new album, but all everyone is talking about is what number's he's on pace to hit. The team tries to figure out where the disconnect is with Sean and the mainstream hip-hop fans (20:10). Cash Cobain dropped after his tour run with Ice Spice (43:22), who is having her summer jam screen moment, courtesy of her feud with former friend Cleotrapa (47:57) . We have voicemails! The first one is from a man who made the fatal mistake of thinking a girl was his and his only (1:27:47), and the second is from a man who is ready to settle down and wants to know what age we started feeling the same (1:47:16). Mid episode, we were made aware that Rich Homie Quan had passed, and we give him and Fatman Scoop their well-deserved flowers (2:06:39). Go to https://SHOPIFY.COM/rorymal to upgrade your selling today! Download the PrizePicks app today and use code RORYMAL and get $50 instantly when you play $5! For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
2h 23m
03/09/2024

Episode 299 | Side A / Side B

Happy September! Demaris has discovered the meaning of a classic song, and Mal once again is here to prove that he’s a bit… different… than the rest of us . The team does our bi-quarterly Mental Health Check In, where Rory shares some challenges he is facing, including balancing fatherhood and work (14:34). Demaris and Julian share some struggles they faced this year as well(25:44), and Mal gives them some tried and true advice (33:01). They have a conversation about potentially leaving the entertainment industry and consider recession proof industries (41:04). The second half of the episode takes a strong turn, with discussion on illegal plastic surgery, how awkward soaking as a Mormon must be, and how cocaine and Chinese food should replace Ozempic (51:57). We have voicemails! The first one is from a fan who gained a marriage and lost friends (1:11:11), and the second is from a woman wanting to know why men and women have seemed to switch roles in courtship - leading to a conversation that will probably get us cancelled (1:16:13).  Go to https://SHOPIFY.COM/rorymal to upgrade your selling today! Download the PrizePicks app today and use code RORYMAL and get $50 instantly when you play $5! For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
1h 45m
30/08/2024

Episode 298 | I Won't Wait For You

The gang is back in effect! We’ve been away from each other so obviously we had to catch up. After some weekend small talk, we get to the important things - when did we start caring about who celebrities sleep with (14:15)? Meanwhile, Mandii is going viral for critiquing Meek Mill, and we take the opportunity to give Meek his well deserved flowers and compare him to some of his peers (19:33). Meanwhile another list is out, this time about the top 10 Atlanta anthems, and we ignorant northerners tear it apart (33:01). Lil Baby got arrested in Vegas, and the crew predicts Demaris will follow in his footsteps next when she and Rory visit next weekend (39:00). Tems brings a misinterpreted lyric to our attention, and we share about a time we waited for a significant other (48:14). SZA didn't even attempt to help a fan with math homework, and every one on staff pretends they never DM’D a celebrity before (53:12). We have voicemails! The first is from a guy that is stuck in Side Piece Land (1:07:28), and the second is from a guy sad about getting ghosted (1:15:30). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
1h 36m
27/08/2024

Episode 297 | Mal Busts Rhymes At The Missy Show

Back on road! The boys have taken their talents to the Windy City, and record an episode out there, high off their last live show! Mal had to catch Missy Elliott's show while he was out there (without Rory, obviously), and gives us a rundown of the show, letting us know that Missy deserves her own Super Bowl Halftime Show (6:01). Mal was outside all weekend (without Rory, obviously), planting the NRM flag and getting to know the city, including the Southside (15:40). They get into a live show recap, including an interesting couples segment (21:17). Mal did the afties at Soho house and gives us a rundown (28:58). While they've been gone, the culture has been culturing. Is Lil Yachty in his crash out era (38:46)? Drake leaked more music to his 100 gigs site (55:00). They also speak on Kanye's South Korea show (59:40), Dani Leigh's DUI footage (1:02:05), + more! For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
1h 33m
23/08/2024

Episode 296 | 10-2 = ATE

TGIF! Fresh off our Detroit show, on our way to our Chicago show, we dive deep into our marketing bag and ask the question - what is it about Beyonce's lifestyle products that keep them from selling successfully (03:50)? She launched a new whisky brand and guess which staff member is the most eager to try it? Speaking of marketing - has Sexyy Red taken it too far with her lipgloss launch and the raunchy names (34:34)? Mal thinks she'll outgrow it soon. and this leads to a conversation about growing older with an artist and connecting through music over time (46:02). SiriusXM through a BAG to Alex Cooper, the host of 'Call Her Daddy' , and we quickly give some info as to how Barstool sports helped get her there (1:01:16). We give you an update on Dame Dash's auction, and what he's now including in the deal (1:07:47). We have voicemails! The first one is just a fan letting us know we got her caught up (are you drinking soy milk? stop, if so) (1:19:20) and the second one is about a man who is sleeping with his playdate parent (1:36:27). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
1h 52m
20/08/2024

Episode 295 | Hip-Hop Media Isn’t Demure

Another weekend passed, another time Mal flakes on Demaris like 3 month old box braids and Rory gets into podcast beef. There was a debate on twitter stemming from Mal's take that Drake is a better songwriter than Mariah Carey, and Demaris doubles down on her take while Rory & Mal cast doubt (11:43). Speaking of comparing two greats, Tank said that Chris Brown is better than Michael Jackson in every aspect of talent - spoiler alert, the crew does not agree (29:00). Kanye's viral rant at 1Oak has resurfaced and we react to Chris Brown's version of the story (45:26). Meanwhile, Mandii from 'Whoreible Decisions' had some choice words for Melyssa Ford, and this makes us beg the question - Should media publicly critique other media platforms, especially in similar genres (55:55)? We discuss and come to an understanding. Julian catches the crew up on why the word 'demure' is suddenly inescapable if you're online (1:17:00), and Rory gets vulnerable, sharing a story with us of the last time he was hit on (1:29:44). We have voicemails! The first is from a guy asking about trendy words/phrases that we really hate (1:34:55), and the second is about etiquette for following/unfollowing after a breakup (1:46:30). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
2h
16/08/2024

Episode 294 | You Know I Had To Do It To Em

Thanks to our sponsor: This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self. Yerrrrrr. Happy Friday! You guys outside this weekend? Rory was this week, and ended up in a crazy situation with an equally crazy woman (3:38). Meanwhile the internet was in a frenzy over Michael Rubin’s comments regarding Meek Mill and his sexuality (13:55). Tyler The Creator is also under fire for his comments regarding the current state of hip-hop and the team addresses why some might think he’s a hypocrite (33:01). Mal promises us that Kevin Hart was NOT coerced into cheating on his wife while on molly, no matter what his lawyers insisted he say (47:01). Oscar De La Hoya’s newly found freedom has us open a discussion about who on the team has tried on their mother’s clothes (55:13). There’s some predictions made about the new season of Emily In Paris, and some light banter and debate over South Park vs. The Simpsons vs. Family Guy (1:00:07). Then we get into voicemails! The first is about a man who wants advice about how to be less thirsty (1:17:39). The second one is from a woman who wants Mal’s opinion on using sperm donors (this might be a proposition, hold for clarity) (1:35:08).  For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
1h 57m
13/08/2024

Episode 293 | What's Going On?

Thanks to our sponsor: This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self. No, but seriously - what the hell is going on? Rory takes Demaris to trial over her allegedly standing him up on a night out (2:25), and she gives some insight into how she got kicked out of an Ice Spice concert in NY (12:19) . It was apparently a pretty wild week according to the internet, but Rory insists he went to (and left) the Lucky Daye show in peace (26:43). Unfortunately, the Olympics aren’t going on anymore to distract us from stupid sh*t, but we do cover the men’s basketball win and who the true MVP of the team was (31:51). Speaking of the Olympics, does Noah Lyles deserve his own shoe? We speak on his comments towards Anthony Edwards (44:26). Tyrese decided to cosplay as Marvin Gaye while singing the National Anthem at a pre-season football game (53:08). We want a wellness check done on our brother. Soon. Was Rory right about Drake’s terms with UMG (1:05:19)? Are we psychic? And is Latto the new Hov? We discuss her new album and Ebro’s comments about her recent style of music (1:12:21). We have voicemails! The first caller wants us to design a movie for us to star in (1:24:15), and the second wants our opinion on women stealing women from men (1:37:15). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
2h 5m
09/08/2024

Episode 292 | 100 Gigs & More

Go to https://SHOPIFY.COM/rorymal now to grow your business–no matter what stage you’re in. U S A ! That red, white and blue is out here dominating in the Olympics! So much so that the Men's 200m Track final interrupted our intro and we watched in agony as our hero Noah Lyles came in third to win bronze. Speaking of Noah Lyles - why is it that everyone groans at the mention of his name? We discuss our own perspectives on why he gets under the skin of so many people. Rory shares with us his latest substance of choice. In more important news, Drake dropped 100GB's of unreleased footage, music, and memes - causing discussion on his relationship with Serena Williams, and before we can even truly dive into the lyrics, Mal has an unexpected interruption. When we come back, we get into our thoughts on Drake's current relationship with J Cole and why it might not be in the best place, as well as how we expect UMG reacted to the news of these releases. Kanye's former employee accuses him of being addicted to laughing gas, causing Rory's tinfoil hat to enter the room and suggest Kanye's dentist might've been sent by the CIA. We have voicemails - The first being a call back (and a call out, apparently), and the other a teacher who needs advice on work/life balancing. For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
2h 7m
06/08/2024

Episode 291 | Reformed Gentlemen feat.Vinny Guadagnino

The reformed whores unite in this episode featuring the legendary Vinny from reality tv show Jersey Shore. We get immediately to the important questions with him - his performance residency at Las Vegas’ esteemed establishment ‘Chippendales’ (05:55), and just how much raunchier women can be than men. Vinny is currently in these online dating streets with Julian and they give us the rundown on why it's so hard for them to find love and family (11:28). Our guest also takes time to address the backlash he received from a viral clip about him preferring to date black women, even doing as much as explaining the term ‘PAWG’ to a very lost Rory (27:54). We then get into some voicemails with him and give our listeners some well needed advice (48:04). Go to https://SHOPIFY.COM/rorymal now to grow your business–no matter what stage you’re in. For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
1h 39m
02/08/2024

Episode 290 | A Lil' Boat Leaks

Happy Friday gang! The gang went outside last night, and came in hungover with stories and unhashed resentments over more music debates. Julian has a hot take that Nas is overrated and it causes quite the stir in the room (08:31). LL Cool J has a hot take of his own: his ‘Mount Rushmore’ of Def Jam, and the boys give their own (23:04). Lil Yachty is back in the blogs for admitting that he took a back road on getting his sampled song out to the world against the original artists’ wishes (32:27). We also discuss his admission that he recently heard ‘The Black Album’ for the first time, and this turns into a conversation about just how much the new generation owes to the culture (45:05). It’s official: Dame Dash’s ownership in Reasonable Doubt will be auctioned off (56:09), and also official, Mal has ADHD. Mal being neurodivergent doesn't stop him from catching a political stray from a fellow podcaster, and we discuss the history of politics in hip-hop (1:04:45). Cardi B is having a baby and getting rid of her husband, and we predict that this will once again push her album back, causing Demaris and Mal to have a small disagreement about what artists owe casual fans (1:17:23). We have a voicemail from a fan asking for relationship advice for his voyeuristic girlfriend (1:37:21), and also take time to commiserate about how being a podcaster can make dating difficult (1:45:46). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
2h 2m
30/07/2024

Episode 289 | I Am The Mic, I Am The Pod, I Am The Culture

We’re back after a busy weekend. Thank you Philly for kicking off the campaign! After the show the guys linked with Baby D in Philly for Broccoli City. It was a mixy weekend on the festival grounds. Meanwhile, Julian was taking shrooms and binge watching the Olympics back in NY. In Marvel news (our specialty) Robert Downey Jr. gets casted as Dr. Doom (22:35). This leads to us talking about one of our favorite films, Tropic Thunder. Then the guys share what Olympic events they’re been watching (30:26). If you’re watching any sport you’ll most likely see Snoop Dogg. It already feels like the Olympics are in LA. In music news, Tory’s driver submits a testimony that offers no new information (50:35). Did you catch Will Smith’s new song (56:19)? One could only hope to be so lucky. We review his latest single and Ice Spice’s vulnerable and moving album. Soulja Boy & Bow Wow popped out on Shamu and all the sea creatures for an unexpected performance (1:08:28). Speaking of unexpected, Baby D joins us late in the episode and shares her perspective from Broccoli City (1:14:01). It’s time for voicemails (1:28:13)! First we discuss our bad habits. Then we give bachelor party advice. And for the final call we give our hottest takes. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
2h 12m
23/07/2024

Episode 287 | Rap Loses When The Family Feuds

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self! Try VIIA Hemp! https://bit.ly/viiarorymal and use code RORYMAL! Big Tuesday vibes gang! How would you feel about a R&B Vocalist draft, done by the team? Well one will be coming to you via Patreon soon, so sign up here and let us know who you think should be included! While we get you guys' votes on that, Steve Harvey was getting votes from god knows who for a Family Feud category - Who Is The Greatest Rapper Of All Time (10:21)? Of course America disappoints us. We then do our usual weekend recap, and the team finds out that Yomi threw a gathering they knew nothing about (can you blame her? honestly.) (24:42) SPOILER ALERT: ‘The Bear’ | Rory finally starts The Bear and gives us a partial review (31:33), and then we get into a debate of our favorite caucasian actresses of all time (49:01). Lupe Fiasco caused quite the stir on spaces with a conversation about who should be making decisions regarding letting people in The (hip-hop) Culture; with many thinking its just more poorly masked hate for Kendrick Lamar (57:33). Taylor Swift and Scooter Braun were the focus of a documentary focusing on their infamous beef over Swift’s masters, and Rory can understand Scooter’s side (1:18:05). We also give our review on new music (1:26:14), quickly discuss Joe Biden dropping out of the presidential election (1:47:48), a voicemail about 20/20 hindsight (1:55:17), + more! For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
2h 20m
19/07/2024

Episode 286 | Swingers

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self! It's 7 am FRIDAY, it's 95 degrees! Mal gets immediately to pressing Demaris about romantic rules, and he starts working through some more boundaries any woman of his can't cross. On a further well-deserved attack on women, Rory accuses Latto of gaslighting on her latest single, so we get into a lyric breakdown of toxic songs, including some of Rory's (18:11). We address Big Sean's alleged leak and the current state of his career, as well as whether awe believe Kanye is actually responsible for the leak (27:19). Speaking of Kanye, his wife is making the headlines again with her nudity (35:00). Schoolboy Q's Toronto show was cancelled, so the crew puts Mal's feet to the fire (40:00), which progresses into a (fair and peaceful, I promise) disagreement about whether Kendrick and Drake will go to each others cities on tour next year (44:37). Ariana Grande got Brandy and Monica to reunite for the remix to her Boy Is Mine track, and this leads to a debate regarding the three, + Mariah Carey - who is the better vocalist (56:47)? Speaking of nostalgia, Mal tries to tell us we are interpreting 'Love and Basketball' wrong (1:06:30). Trump's ear gauze trend ran through the RNC like Nelly's band-aid (1:12:12), and Amber Rose proves her dedication to the never return to Philly (can't relate, we'll be there next week - tickets available now) . We have voicemails! The first one is from a young man who just wanted to flex his sexual prowess under the guise of needing advice (1:25:44). We let him get his shit off, but became curious about his endeavors and get into a conversation about sex swings that leaves the entire team in tears (1:30:49). The second voicemail is from a dewd from Baltimore who had to chewwse between his current thing and his friend (1:39:16). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
2h 2m
16/07/2024

Episode 285 | Trump’s Attack & Slim Shady Review

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self! Happy Tuesday Gang! Rory found his (Irish) people over the weekend in a small town upstate and shared his experience with us (09:37). Meanwhile, Demaris was "calmly" outside (14:18) and catches us up on her weekend. And then... we get to the sh*ts. Former President Trump had an attempt on his life and the internet is convinced that it was staged. We give our professional assessment of the footage and let you know what REALLY happened... allegedly (21:37). We then get into the official review of Eminems long awaited album 'The Death of Slim Shady' - and do a few lyric breakdowns (53:36). This convo leads into the guys their giving their opinion on other 'GOAT' rappers whowho have an overrated catalog (1:16:27). Speaking of rappers, Mase addresses J. Prince calling him out over Shakir Stevenson comments, and we address some of his interesting points (1:28:16). J Prince would never let Michael Ealy lift his girl off the ground though, Jonathan Majors can't relate (1:39:10). We then get into voicemails, both of which lead Mal to put his foot down on "platonic" friendships (1:46:40) For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
2h 30m
12/07/2024

Episode 284 | Top 14 & We Not 14

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self. Talk to us nice, or don't talk at all! Julian interrupted our pre-production meeting about threesomes and other important things to get our live reaction of making Complex's 2024 Hip Hop Media Power Ranking List, coming in at a whopping number 13 out of 25. We go through the list and read the nice words written about us, and reminisce on that got us here in the first place - our amazing unbiased coverage of the biggest hip-hop beef of the decade. Julian informs us that he got his first physical in 5 years this week, and the guys have a semi-mature conversation about prostate and colon care that they have scheduled (16:10). It's the Queen Bee Lil Kim's 50th b(earth)day, so Rory poses a question for the team - Lil Kim's verse on Quiet Storm Remix vs. Nicki Minaj's verse on Monster - which one hits harder (23:35)? Speaking of hip-hop greatness, Eminem dropped his album today! The team hasn't heard it yet, but they talk about how they are on the edge of their seats with anticipation (33:23). This episode is all over the place with the most random of discussions, including hawk-tuah girl's 15 minutes of fame (36:15), but more importantly, what exactly makes Rory, Mal, & Julian all the same... well, through the eyes of a woman, of course (43:09). Also, why didn't you guys tell us that Lébròn was Panamanian (48:21)?!? LRJ brought Sexyy Red & Andre 3k together as the true A&R he is, and we call Andre out on his BS. We have voicemails! A listener is accusing Mal of trying to slide on his girl, so we as loyal NRM community leaders call him to the podium to explain himself (56:32). The next voicemail is from a young lady wondering how she should handle the racist family of the man she is attempting to have a child with (1:05:31). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
1h 26m
09/07/2024

Episode 283 | Hookah Smoke & Insecurities

Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/rorymal We were all littttt for the long holiday weekend and can't wait to tell you about it. JK, we're washed and did nothing, but we're going to tell you about it anyway. Rory was forced to socialize with people at a birthday party and in the steam room (09:38) so, if course, he was in hell. We get into a conversation about stealing and Mal shares a story with us about the first time he was involved in fraud (14:02). Demaris was outside for the 4th and is having trouble finding the straight men... she asks the boys for help and of course they laugh at her, but not more than they laugh at Julian's (failed) content creator bag at the Pangea party (21:28). Michael Rubin had his annual all-white party over the weekend (26:09) while the rest of us watched the 'Not Like Us' video (don't worry, Mal isn't going off on us today... he took an edible) (37:39). The only question he has as this all comes to an end is - why would Kendrick give Future and Metro that verse/moment? Why not do it solo? We attempt to answer this for him (51:17), and then Rory reaffirms his album of the year (1:02:55). Childish Gambino had a show over the weekend and we discuss predictions for his upcoming album (1:06:38). We have voicemails! Today our first listener wants our opinion on the recent uptick in the use of the word 'insecurity' when in reference to men in relationships (1:13:15). Our second listener needs help planning a first date, and of course we give him no advice he could actually use (1:28:23). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
1h 51m
05/07/2024

Episode 282 | Support Black Nepotism

We’re back after a brief hiatus! We know you missed us, so we came back ready to talk about all of the events that transpired during our absence. We start off catching up with each other on the past week, with Julian letting us know what his wedding swag was (5:06). Mal lets us know that white people are in Harlem kissing the feet of black Israelites (12:20), and tells us about his experience in honoring the life of a late friend of the show . The BET awards happened, and Mal was extremely disappointed in, well, everything (16:09). We break down the new Will Smith song/performance (19:09), the Usher tribute (33:45), and the winners (including the Tyla v. Sexyy Red debate) (52:58). Rick Ross made a bad decision and we discuss the recording that came out of him (and his DJ) receiving consequences for their actions (1:08:54). Bronny James got drafted to the Lakers, and we are honest about how we feel about it (1:24:13). By the way, was Derek Fisher a great player (1:44:06)? Tweet Mal and let him know what you think. Caitlyn Clark and Angel Reese are teammates on the WNBA All Stars team and we debate which one of them is having a better rookie year (1:50:54). We briefly touch on the new music that dropped (1:59:14), and then get into the first voicemail: A sweet, summer child needs advice on an older man spinning her (2:04:15). We give her some brutal honesty (hey, she asked for it). Our second voicemail is from a gentlemen who had a bad experience with a woman and wants our permission to hate her (2:20:29). Who would we be if we didn't grant him that? Rest In Peace Upscale Cracc For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
2h 33m
28/06/2024

Episode 281 | You Can't Stop The Reign

Go to https://MackWeldon.com and get 20% off your first order with promo code RORYMAL. Add more relaxation to your summer plans with MOOD! For a limited time only, get 20% off your first order and a FREE THCa pre-roll. Just go to https://hellomood.com and use promo code RORYMAL. Happy Friday! We start the episode off laughing at an absent Julian for getting in his industry bag at Kehlani's album release party that he, Rory, & Demaris attended a few days ago (03:58). Rory & Demaris catch Mal up on what their club swag was like as a team, and then Rory comes to claim his throne as the biggest video vixen of the cast (11:44). Did you stay up until 12 last night to hear Shaquille O'Neal's unreleased track featuring Jay Z and Nas? While we waited, we contemplated who was the best ball player turned rapper (17:24). Speaking of music, there's a plethora of releases coming, and we discuss who we're 'checking for' (ahh, I love a good callback) this weekend (24:13). Mal is gliding around the studio in joyful anticipation of the presidential debate, we briefly give our predictions on how America will be embarrassed (30:05). They give their opinions on Mase's story about Big L that was told on his podcast with Cam (37:55), as well as Gunna's confirmation that he is still signed to YSL (45:34). Victoria Monet's deadbeat father got exposed on twitter for having another daughter he abandoned (59:05), so both Mal and Rory share a story to remind us all to be careful who we sleep with and to get to know our neighbors. Our first voicemail is from a man who found himself in a compromising position and wants the team to share in his humiliation (1:17:30), and the other is from a young man looking for how to turn his finance career into a music industry one (1:23:44). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
1h 40m
25/06/2024

Episode 280 | America's Sweethearts

Go to https://MackWeldon.com and get 20% off your first order with promo code RORYMAL. Add more relaxation to your summer plans with MOOD! For a limited time only, get 20% off your first order and a FREE THCa pre-roll. Just go to https://hellomood.com and use promo code RORYMAL. Happy Monday gang! We roll straight into our recap of our weekends. Rory went to the Jersey Shore, which inspired a walk down memory lane of the greatest reality tv show to exist (09:18). We have a quick debate about whether magic is real (16:20), and then Mal surprises us all with a confession - he's a Baddies (Zeus Network) fan (19:21). While trying to convince the rest of the crew to become one too, Rory shares that he is now a non-misogynist in support of women's cheerleading after binging the series on the Dallas Cowboys cheerleading team (27:35). After a brief recap of that and some other exciting things going on in women's sports, we enter another (quick, I promise!) debate about whether Kendrick will put NLU on his next album (46:21), and also briefly touch on The Game's response to him not being in the building for the Pop Out show (52:48). Chief Keef successfully and safely performed in his hometown of Chicago for the first time in over a decade (1:01:52), and the XXL Freshman 2024 list is out - and pretty accurate this go 'round (1:07:23). Mal did an interview with XXL discussing whether streaming/podcasts are running hip-hop, and that leads us to discuss whether our team would enter the streaming arena, and how we would go about it (1:15:08). We then have a voicemail from a gentleman asking for advice on working at a label while trying to start his own (1:19:30), and another on connecting with new people over adult hobbies (1:33:39). Stay to the end for a clip of our most recent Patreon episode, available now for our Supervisor tier only (02:00:17)! Listen here: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
2h 13m
21/06/2024

Episode 279 | Congrats Kendrick

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self. TGIF! This was a long and fun-filled week but we start the episode off with the biggest event - Kendrick Lamar popping out in LA at The Forum. We streamed the event with our Patreon members on Discord, so if you're gang, you saw initial reactions in real time. If you didn't, Rory & Mal recap what they honestly thought of the show. They get into the actual music (04:30), whether this is considered an L for Drake or not (21:00), and address the hypocrisy of bringing Dr. Dre on stage (29:43). Our dear friend of the show Westside Boogie had an amazing performance with his idol, which leads us to ask - Can/Should you idolize your peers? (39:20) Yesterday was, most importantly, Juneteenth (TO FREEDOM!) and in blasphemous fashion, Julian decided to spend it with two white men and Masego (46:50). Rory informs us of how he once again made the room awkward, this time in front of a group of beautiful women. We then listen to the craziest voicemail we've ever received (55:33) and we attempt to give a woman some loving advice (of course, we fail and laugh at her, but what's new). Then we have a caller who is dating some one much more normal than ol' Nutcracker from the last voicemail - he just wants to know how to pursue a successful woman while still working toward his own come up. (1:11:51). We do a quick recap of some recent movies and tv shows (1:26:34), and then give some flowers to our late friend, legendary chef James Kent (1:30:21). Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
1h 40m
18/06/2024

Episode 278 | Steam Room Trauma W/Chris Distefano

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self. Today we are joined by Chris Distefano a.k.a. Chrissy Chaos. We get right to it and cover European rac*sm and how straight people are over . Then Chris chooses Peeje (the man behind the camera and legendary thumbnails) and roasts him over his genetic makeup (10:30). We cover Chris & Rory’s Father’s Day celebrations (14:50). The WNBA is back in the headlines (23:32). We discover a new angle that could disrupt the league up. We mull over how our age has removed us from caring about streamers or understanding the rest of the world (37:58). It’s time for voicemails. We hear from a guy that needs a place to crash (49:08). Then a call about how you approach a baddie (57:52). This leads to Chris & Julian swapping sauna stories (1:08:00). Our final call is about differences in cultures while dating (1:18:14). We invite Chris to share his opinion about our classic debate about A-List people (1:21:20). We close with Gordon Ramsey’s bike injury and making fun of Julian wearing a helmet. Tune in as the guys + Chris talk about all of this + more! Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
1h 43m
14/06/2024

Episode 277 | The Kinsey Scale

Go to https://hellomood.com and use promo code RORYMAL to get 20% off your first order and a FREE THCa pre-roll! We survived the second week of Men’s Mental Health Month! Demaris gives Mal yet another reason to go to therapy when he discovers that she took another man on their planned date to see Bad Boys 4 (5:02). Meanwhile, he was at the Nick Grant show alone and ran into Punch from TDE (15:00). The team is in awe that he lived to tell the tale. Rory gives us an update on how sleep training is going (as you can probably tell by the pain in his voice, not well) (17:35). Elon has yet again found a way to further ruin twitter (we’re never calling it ‘X’, go to hell) by removing the ability to see other user’s liked tweets. The team discusses their own likes and how instagram’s activity tab used to ruin relationships (24:46). TW: Michael Rainey Jr (Tariq) was SA’d on a livestream in front of children and released a statement and they guys give their opinions on it. Guess how supportive they are? :) (49:21) They speak briefly on Hunter Biden’s gun charges and his crackhead decision making skills (1:06:20), then suddenly Demaris & Mal burst into a fight about the ways they’ve violated each other over the years (1:15:20). Luckily, we have voicemails to cool off the energy. Have you ever wished someone dead and that wish came true (1:21:28)? Demaris’ ex tried but she’s still here. We also give a young couple some advice about insecurities (1:29:20), and Julian and Demaris give their coming out stories. We also discuss Joey Chestnut’s Netflix special (41:07), Rory being jealous of James Blake (01:01:15), praying away the gay (1:43:15) + more! Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
2h 2m
11/06/2024

Episode 276 | Pod Boys For Life

Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/rorymal The team is back after a tantalizing weekend. Rory shares a story of how he got "scammed" , and the team (non-parents) tries to give Rory (the first time parent) advice on how to put a clingy kid down. Unfortunately, Rory is not the only team member running on fumes. Demaris admits she is suffering from a hangover and she shares her weekend expedition (11:54). After the weekend recap, we discover that James Harden discovered that he has a girlfriend(26:39). Drake is getting cooked (again) for his latest outfit and caption (28:40), and Rory is still ducking that Chris Brown smoke (34:00). Bad Boys 4 was a commercial success, and somehow this leads to us planning our funerals to avoid mishaps (44:54). Mal refuses to let his girl mourn her ex, and we all debate on what the. appropriate time of mourning is. We have voicemails (1:12:00)! Both follow ups about relationships past, and we discuss our icks in regard to intimacy. Make sure you're signed up for our Patreon for all exclusive content. Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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