They took a few weeks off, but the craptastic four are back from the holiday break to waste your mental bandwidth. This time around, we learn about Craig's new church, trashy elves on shelves, celebrity encounters, and another amazing story from the archives of the legendary Uncle Ray. It's like they never left... -- #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #darkhumor #cringecomedy #podernfamily #ripodcast  www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com  

Another year gone. Another spin around the sun. Another collection of our favorite segments. If you're new to the show, consider this a great starting point. If you're not, it's still a good sampler platter of what we did for the last 52 weeks. Jesus-themed chain restaurants, Dave's murder chairs, computer lab nudes, frat house planned parenthood, and much more -- this was the year that was for Needless to Say. (Spoiler: 2024 isn't gonna be any different.) --- #jesusjokes #bestof2023 #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #greatesthits #cringecomedy #darkhumor #podernfamily www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com  

After Craig's birthday episode -- which you'll hear soon enough -- it was time to dust off a few NTS Christmas traditions. After a recap of the surprise 50th birthday, the guys (and gal) read a second collaborative holiday story and break out the buzzers for another round of NTS Jeopardy. The secret clues for this episode? NyQuil, the Matrix, and Craig's inability to say, "What is...?" -- #comedypodcast #christmaspodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #podernfamily #darkcomedy #morningradio www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com  

This week, Brad took the night off, leaving Matt, Craig, and Dave to fend for themselves. So, after doing three amazing segments before hitting "record" the guys managed to discuss overly observational children, High Karate, Spotify Unwrapped, Deadspin, and much more. A lot of listeners might think Brad wants this episode to suck... and they'd be right. But the guys shut that right down.  -- #highkarate #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #podernfamily #spotifyunwrapped #deadspin www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com  

It was the day after Thanksgiving, so what were the guys thankful for? Family, friends, peanut butter pie, TikTok designers, colonoscopies, corn digestion, House MD, Munchausen's Syndrome, and ruining Santa Claus for children. Happy holidays, all. --- #thanksgiving2023 #christmas2023 #holidays2023 #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #housemd #podernfamily www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com  

This week, the guys give thanks for a lot of things -- Matt's love of Creed's poetry, Dave's college pornography, Brad's nasal entropy, and Craig's looming colonoscopy. It's a love letter to the '90s -- when Brad and Dave were in college, Matt was 10, and Craig was... well... 90.  --- #thanksgivingpodcast #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #holidaypodcast #givethanks #creed #dialupinternet #colonoscopy #90srock www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com      

This week, the guys were still recovering from their visit with the Official True Story Bro podcast, but that didn't stop them from the usual business. Craig finally gets to discuss Rhode Island Comic-Con, Dave comes to grips with his new identity, Matt targets one solitary customer, and Brad sits on the sidelines, sniping when appropriate. Fans of the old NTS days, this one's for you... --- #ricomiccon #ricc2023 #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #officialtruestorybro #officialtsbp #coreyfeldman www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com  

It was Rhode Island Comic-Con weekend, and the Official True Story Bro podcast was in town to celebrate. YES, they discussed the event, but not even close to the way you'd expect. So put aside any thoughts about celebrities, comic books, and autographs, and make room for a loud, noisy, hysterical, and entirely one-sided dating episode you won't forget. (Especially if you know Dave.)  ----- #ricc2023 #ricomiccon #ripodcasts #humorpodcast #comedypodcast #podernfamily www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com  

After a Halloween episode full of creative energy, the guys chose a lower-key approach this time around. But that doesn't stop them from diving deep into topics like high school "decades weeks," sexism at car dealerships, dangerous vehicles, and our weekend as the internet's foremost authorities on male body parts. Oh, the meaning of the title? Ask Dave.  --- #podernfamily #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #decadesweek  www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com  

As autumn sets in throughout the region, only three things are certain: Leaves will turn, temperatures will drop, and the NTS guys will read their original horror comedy movie scripts on the air. In the fourth year of this growing tradition, these fictional scripts tell us very real things about Matt's ego, Brad's parking, Craig's punctuation, and Dave's cholesterol. They're also really effing funny. Grab some candy and settle in... --- #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #podernfamily #halloweencomedy #halloweenjokes #halloweenstories #darkhumor www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com          

This week, the guys manage to spend a lot of time discussing people who have extra skin. They also spend a few minutes chopping the reputations of some local businesses and discussing why they all need to cover their ugly faces with turtlenecks. It's a positive, life-affirming two hours you won't want to retract. --- #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #podernfamily #menshealth #darkcomedy www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com  

This week, the guys (and longtime buddy John) cover the usual array of randomness, ranging from Breaking Bad to false advertising in men's rooms to long-time careers in tree work. If you had expectations for this week's episode, throw them right in the Rio Grande. If you didn't, then you're fully prepared for another two hours of NTS. --- #darkhumor #ripodcast #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #podernfamily www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com  

For any other show, this week's episode would have been over before it started. But the NTS Four were more than up for something a little left of disgusting. From toenails to hemorrhoids to group bathroom visits to ... well, you'll just have to listen for the rest. But if you've ever gone to a frat party or bobbed for apples, consider this your morning-after episode. --- #podernfamily #ricomedy #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #planB  www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com    

This week, the guys turned an empty outline into an episode Ric Flair would approve of (even if Christians won't). So, sit back and enjoy two hours of jet flying, limo riding, kiss stealing, dwarf pissing, career gambling, sneaker creasing, Jesus joking, and gross sex shaming. WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! --- #cringecomedy #ricomedy #darkhumor #ripodcast #podernfamily #jesusjokes  www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com  

Staring down the barrel of a hurricane, Matt still found his way to Studio D, with the infamous Derrick in tow. This turned a typical Friday into an unreal night of discussing work rage, parenting, embarrassing songs, Guatemalan fried chicken, the Neville Brothers, and much, much more. Mando listening, friends... mando.  --- #podernfamily #hurricane #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #ripodcast #popeyes #nevillebrothers www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com  

Craig, Dave, and Matt are back from their annual trip to Maine... just in time to honor the memory of Patrick Swayze. They do this by letting Brad do his week for five minutes, then diving into their unbathed weekend of drinking, fishing, drinking, axe throwing, drinking, eating, and drinking. Even if this isn't entirely accurate, the yearly Maine recap is worth its weight in Goldschlager... (Also, Swayze isn't mentioned in the episode. But it sure made for good cover art, didn't it?) --- #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #maine #wilderness #camping #patrickswayze #podernfamily www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com  

Not a lot of podcasts offer you two-hour discussions of chapped lips, Chinese restaurants, gross food, paper straws, the "stinky pinky," AND the best side characters in TV and movies. But then again, NTS isn't just any podcast. Light up, drink up, and leave your brains at the door. The guys are here to lower the property value of your gray matter.  -- #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #talkradio #podernfamily #cringecomedy www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com    

Coming off the heels of a weird episode in Craig's backyard, the guys reconvened in Dave's luxury garage to get back on track. The result? Discussions of Underoos, shark parties, water park patrons, nipple tattoos, earwax, and Guns & Roses. It's nice to have them back to normal, isn't it? --- #ripodcast #podernfamily #humorpodcast #comedypodcast #gunsnroses #waterwizz #badtattoos #jaws #crushitlikequint www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com    

After five days of rest and relaxation, Dave is back... and absolutely nothing changed. This week, the guys sat around a pool, were devastated by mosquitos, and had life-changing discussions about bland chicken, undercooked seafood, restroom karaoke, and our rising local celebrity status. Most of that sentence is true.  -- #ricomedy #ripodcasts #podernfamily #comedypodcast #humorpodcast www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com  

What happens when Dave takes a week off? Chaos, that's what. This happened, via discussions of comedian Joe List, QAnon customers, upright farting vs. seated farting, Lizzo's bananas, Marvel movies, and other things that are bothering them. Dave can't get back quickly enough... -- #lizzo #joelist #mcu #podernfamily #ricomedy #comedypodcast #humorpodcast www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com  

The guys are still recovering from their week-long, 300th episode hangover, so they were understandably a little low-key. But that didn't stop them from hitting the skull to cover all the usual suspects -- work, love, life, laughter, tree truck restrooms, Armenia, Greta Thunberg, and much more. Hit that stash, hit play, and let the chill wash over you.  --- #gretathunberg #comedypodcast #podernfamily #ripodcast #funnypodcast www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com  

After 2,190 days, 52,560 hours, 171,853 beers, and 1.26 million poorly rolled cigarettes, Needless to Say is turning 300! This humble little podcast -- which no one believed would last -- celebrates more than six years of unwavering immaturity, occasional offensiveness, and a commitment to covering real topics for real people, in a really funny way. Raise one in the middle, then sit back and enjoy. -- #ripodcast #humorpodcast #ricomedy #comedypodcast #funnypodcast #talkradio #roadhouse #patrickswayze #moviesaboutbouncers #movieoneliners #snowwhite #wokeculture #beer www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com  

Right before their monumental 300th episode (and still recovering from Craig's party) the guys got together for a relaxed night discussing sun-baked crab, oblong nipples, actors who would play them in a movie, and the growing local legend of the Lady in the Mud...  --- #podernfamily #attleboro #swampreeds #ricomedy #ripodcast #comedypodcast #funnypodcast #humorpodcast www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com    

This week, there's no time for clever writing. Just know that this episode contains discussions of death row meals, dollar store drug paraphernalia, songs for movie soundtracks, non-vegan raccoons, adolescent male concerns, and the guys' new favorite sandwich, Meloni and Cheese.  --- #podernfamily #chrismeloni #comedypodcast #ripodcast #humorpodcast #elliottstabler www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com  

This week, the guys dive deep into the recent Titanic submersible news, handling it with all the grace and decorum you've come to expect. Also, Dave has a nighttime emission, Matt gets hood-cred permission, Brad continues to lose his inhibition, and Craig questions his wife's verbal cognition. Also, Chris Meloni's butthole comes up more than you'd expect. --- #podernfamily #oz #emeraldcity #chrismeloni #titanic #submersible #popeyes #rickywilliams www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com  

The NTS guys are overdue for a normal episode. Unfortunately, this isn't it. A week after being violated by cheap furniture, the guys reconvene to discuss an all-new listener question -- this time about tipping for takeout. Also, they get to Brad's rejection of religion, Matt's affection for appropriation, Craig's dinner decorum, and why Dave is an absolute creep of a neighbor. There's a little something for everyone. -- #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #peepingtom #podernfamily #tippingetiquette #storiesfromcentralmasspodcast #rhodeislandcomedy www.ntspodcastgear.com www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.podpage.com/stories-from-central-mass/    

This week, the guys had an unexpected fire lit under them. But instead of sitting and taking a pounding, they pushed back, leaned into the pressure, and ultimately stood together in the end. They discussed the unexpected rise of Matt Rife, unsung heroes of comedy, unnecessary graduations, and unregulated weed. (Oh, Dave also introduced a different type of destructive stool and the guys had a few thoughts about it...) #podernfamily #ricomedy #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #mattrife #badfurniture  www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com  

For the first time in weeks, all four guys are back at the table... just in time to discuss their medical conditions. Matt visited the dentist. Brad adhered to medicine labels. Dave explained rickets to new listeners. And Craig hit on his chiropractor. But they also get into a friend's question about music, alcohol, and how they combine to get us in trouble. Settle in... #comedypodcast #crackedmolar #jagermeister #podernfamily #tequila #metallica #pantera #tompetty #americangirl www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com  

The guys decided to take some time off and enjoy the long weekend. But that doesn't mean there isn't stuff to share. This week, they present the second half of their amazing conversation with Vietnam veteran, retired policeman, and -- perhaps most impressively -- Dave's father, the inimitable Captain Bill. When the guys aren't trying to win his approval, they get into some fantastic stories from Bill's time on the beat... Sit back and have a good time, looking back to a better time.   --- #ripodcast #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #talkradio #police #respect #podernfamily An Afternoon with Captain Bill - Part 1 Needless to Say Podcast Website Needless to Say Podcast Merchandise Shop

On the back of cold medicine bottles is a warning -- "Do not take if you consume three or more alcoholic beverages per day." Brad didn't listen. So, on a night when Dave was already missing, Brad mixed his IPA with some FDA, let Craig and Matt do the heavy lifting, invited his wife to join, and mush-mouthed his way through discussions of bad workplace behavior, worse eyeglasses, and a few skull topics about actors and sex talk.    #badactors #badmovies #comedypodcast #ripodcast #humorpodcast #rhodeislandcomedy #funnypodcast #talkradio --- www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com  

A lot of NTS episodes require a detailed explanation. This isn't one of them. Instead, for nearly 2.5 hours, the guys discuss the following items at length: The smells of a mid-week metal concert. Dave's adventures in airport restrooms. Craig's family piled on the lawn with broken bones. The cutting of trees. Elmer's glue. Yeah... they had one of "those" weeks... so buckle up and settle in.  --- #comedypodcast #ripodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #currentsband #likemothstoflames #bodyodor #itwillitchwhenitdries #newarkairport www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com  

No excuses. No technical problems. No nonsense. This time, the only mistakes that NTS experiences are those that come straight from the guys' mouths. And for this week it means discussions of different doctor's appointments, homeless fighting, bodily functions, and the proud nation of Armenia. No memory card could hold them back this week... --- #podernfamily #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #morningradio #armenia www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com  

This week, the guys overcame recent technical difficulties by having MORE technical difficulties. But, like a phoenix from their asses, they pieced together parts of two recent missteps and somehow managed to create a pretty funny mashup. Parts of these stories are lost forever... but until Craig decides to repeat them, we'll only have this episode to rely on... --- #ripodcast #podernfamily #comedypodcast #humorpodcast #funnypodcast #lostepisode www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com  

This week, the guys are back at full strength, and ready to discuss the week's most newsworthy topics. Like Brad's month of travel, Matt's week of work, Craig's day of lawn care, and Dave's 14 minutes of paint roller hell. Plus, with the few minutes they had left, they also jump into the Jonathan Majors hypocrisy and Twitter's blue checkmark scandal. But with 100% more genital jokes.  -- #jonathanmajors #DCfilms #Marvel #TwitterCheckmark #podernfamily www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com  

This week, Needless to Say flies without a net. The episode title is a non-word. The cover art is nonsensical. The outline is nonexistent. And none of it matters because Craig, Dave, and Matt still manage to cover a wide range of topics. Motley Crue's ongoing failure, Britney Spears' ongoing meltdown, Matt's ongoing search for a groundman... it's all here, alongside a truly cringe-inducing roundup. It's a hilarious two hours that will make you wonder why Whatshisname is even here anymore. 

The guys are taking a week off (ask Craig why) but that doesn't mean they don't have something ready to go. A while back, they spent a Sunday talking with Dave's dad, the legendary Captain Bill. Over the course of a few hours, they dove deep into Bill's amazing stories about Vietnam, police work, and perhaps most frightening of all, raising Dave. Here’s Part 1 of an amazing discussion with someone so much better than us. 

The world may not have been waiting for a podcast episode that covers pro wrestling, Chinese shopping, and the Gwyneth Paltrow ski accident trial in under two hours. But, you just found it. This week, the guys gathered a little early to dive into all of the above, with all the bloodlust celebrity hatred you've come to expect from Needless to Say...  --- www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com #gwynethpaltrow #skitrial #temu #salem #redsox #nesn #celebrityhate #goop #vaginacandle

The NTS guys haven't put out a true "greatest hits" episode, but this week might just qualify. A few new events from their lives sparked some hilarious recaps of past embarrassing moments. Pants caught on fences. Shorts pulled to ankles. Shoes caught on hedges. Balls caught on hurdles. It's all there, as good as you remembered, yet fresher than cut grass at a high school track meet.  --- #gunsakimbo #moviereview #embarrassing #peoplefalling #fails #ricomedy #ripodcast #tacotuesday #comedypodcast  www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/needless-to-say/id1276783069

Don't go looking for meaning in this week's title -- it doesn't exist. (Just like this week's outline.) Instead, the guys decided to wing it, diving into topics like taco etiquette, senior surprise parties, trash movies, and doing favors for family. It's not their most polished episode, but that's a pretty low bar to begin with, anyway... --- #ryanreynolds #wrexham #mintmobile #skysharks #velocipastor #terrordactyl #ricomedy #ripodcast #tacotuesday #comedypodcast  www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/needless-to-say/id1276783069  

Texas may be known as the Lone Star State, but this week, NTS managed to cram seven stars into one episode. Old friends Matt and Kayla were in town and stopped by the garage to discuss their favorite things about their new state, what they miss about their home state, the state of Job Lot's aisles, and the mental state of Tiger Woods. So, grab a drink, throw your horns, bless your heart, and tune in. 

St. Patrick's Day might be a week away, but that didn't stop the guys (and Raeann) from drinking like freshmen. Even with Matt ready for an overnight shift, the guys managed to slosh their way through discussions of Steven Seagal, kid-proof restaurants, John Wick, and Brad's sketchy first steps into the world of cannabis. --- www.needlesstosaypodcast.com www.ntspodcastgear.com #cannabis #johnwick #keanureeves #stevenseagal #kaylalemieux #ripodcast #ricomedy #comedypodcast

This week, the guys brought the best of themselves to the table. Brad discussed his stellar parenting. Craig made up new words. Matt occasionally agreed with people. Dave didn't speak much at all. And it worked out great when they covered topics like legalized drugs, bank etiquette, casino logistics, and Canadian teachers with Z-cup prosthetic breasts. Yes, really.

The skull is back! And that means the guys enjoyed a night of random stories (and tall tales) about their prior sex lives. If that isn't exciting enough, there are also updates on Dave's much-better half, Matt's much-worse coworker, Brad's much-maligned parenting, and Craig's much-needed explosion at Citizens Bank. Also, regarding the guys' stories about butt stuff? Lies. All lies. 

It was a week of robberies. Craig was robbed of his money. Matt was robbed of a new truck. Dave was robbed of his wife's respect. And Brad was robbed of the chance to complete a sentence. But with deep discussions about Metallica, the end of music albums, Citizens Bank, and The Last of Us, it all pays off in the end.

A record-setting cold snap hit the NTS studios, forcing the guys to huddle up with Manny while Matt braved the elements for work. The result? A funny, noisy night discussing mental neighbors, mindless office language, and the utterly meaningless Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And in an amazing turn of events, they even discussed Soundgarden without one mention of rope. Must have been the cold...

Welcome to one of the shortest NTS episodes ever made! But that doesn't mean the guys didn't make the most of their time. In just 80 minutes, they cover Brad's temporary depression, '80s musical expression, Dave's career regression, and one seriously noxious emission. Plus, if Brad wasn't feeling bad enough already, they piled on the sad guy with one of the most brutal roasts they've recorded to date. The laughs, the tears, the smells... it's all here. 

This week, the guys get a little reflective. Nothing deep, just things like life, love, learning, and lamentable late-night sex decisions. Plus, if that wasn't enough, they realize something they secretly knew all along -- Matt is a legit, no-nonsense, Sam Elliott-loving mustache guy.  Don't believe us? Listen to the episode and prepare to change your mind.

What a difference a week makes! The guys shake off the rust of a bad episode and return to form, discussing Hulu's overblown portrayal of Tupac, pro sports' overdone celebrations, Hollywood's overdue fall from grace,  Dave's love of staircase skiing, and Taltz.  --- #PodernFamily #ComedyPodcast #HumorPodcast #FunnyPodcast #RIpodcast #pharmaceuticals #taltz #plaquepsoriasis #tupacshakur   https://www.needlesstosaypodcast.com https://ntspodcastgear.com