A hit musical has the world's highest body count. Another darkly comic tale from Modern Gothic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A ballad in the key of 80s movies à la John Hughes. That's it. That's the pitch.All copyright: Neil Fitzgerald Contact the writer; producer and performer for rights, etc: [email protected] support the author, go to https://neil-fitzgerald.com/ or buy me a coffee, you tight bastards: https://buymeacoffee.com/neilfitzgerald Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Was Mahler's 9th Symphony inspired by a sighting of the eldritch abomination in the Atlantic Ocean in 1908? Can self-styled cosmic weirdo Cthulhu escape the logics of capitalism by starting an 80s tribute band, Great Dreamer & The Mediocrities? And just what the hell is the spine-chilling "incident" affecting Offalthropp?Written, performed, recorded & produced by Neil Fitzgerald. For more info about him, and to support his projects, go to: neil-fitzgerald.comBuy me a coffee you tight bastards: https://buymeacoffee.com/neilfitzgerald Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who shot Stan 'the Yeoman' Yeo? A devastating account of what really happened the night the stand-up comedian was gunned down on stage, which also provides an eviscerating look at the automated future of tomorrow's laughter.Opening music: Black to Comms - Hotel Freund is used with kind permission of the artist in December 2017.Credits to music and all sound effects used, as well as links to bands/songs/files, can be found here: docs.google.com/document/d/1gdm9d…/edit?usp=sharingAll copyright: Neil Fitzgerald Contact the writer; producer and performer for rights, etc: [email protected] support the author, go to https://neil-fitzgerald.com/ or buy me a coffee, you tight bastards: https://buymeacoffee.com/neilfitzgerald Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When two of the world's most unlikely cultural commentators, Brian Hnnng and Goatie McWimaway, forge a rare podcast partnership, their seemingly inconsequential political punditry is life-changing for all concerned. Unmissable drama, hilarious off-shoots.All copyright: Neil Fitzgerald Contact the writer; producer and performer for rights, etc: [email protected] support the author, go to https://neil-fitzgerald.com/Buy me a coffee you tight bastards: https://buymeacoffee.com/neilfitzgerald Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More weird stories coming soon including 'The Rest Is Bollocks', 'Murdering Gloves: The Musical' and so much more weirdness! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SERIES FINALE! The waking nightmare life of Sir Kazuo Ishiguro and its enslavement to one of his characters.All copyright: Neil Fitzgerald Contact the writer; producer and performer for rights, etc: [email protected] support the author, go to https://neil-fitzgerald.com/Buy me a coffee you tight bastards: https://ko-fi.com/neilfitzgerald Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A failed attempt to ride the New Nature Writing gravy train with A Year In A Puddle.TRIGGER WARNING: mention is made of 'Driver Tizer', 'hedge-porn' and tree fetishism.Written, performed, recorded & produced by Neil Fitzgerald. For more info about him, and to support his projects, go to: neil-fitzgerald.comBuy me a coffee you tight bastards: https://ko-fi.com/neilfitzgerald Credits & Acknowledgements: All sound FX sourced on Freesound.org and are used under a Creative Commons Attribution license. For links to individual files, see link. The following sound FX are used under a Creative Commons Attribution license. All sound FX sourced on freesound.org. For links to individual files, see: docs.google.com/document/d/1Psou6…/edit?usp=sharingOther music samples used under Fair Usage rights include:Charley Patton - High Water Everywhere Pt. 1Real Estate - Pool SwimmersDas Rheingold - Prelude - Solti/VPOEnd song: No Demons Here - Every Second Darker is used with kind permission of the artist. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A despairing journalist tries to steer the so-called 'Elvis of nose-tweaking, T-shirt tugging and cultural theory' Slavoy Zizek away from the magnetic conversational pole of Castro's penis.All copyright: Neil Fitzgerald Contact the writer; producer and performer for rights, etc: [email protected] support the author, go to https://neil-fitzgerald.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When the cosmic abomination Cthulhu decides to diversity his portfolio and invest in civet-digested Arabica coffee beans, the future of humanity and independent coffee shops becomes imperilled. Dedicated to Lovecraft devotee, Andy Miller.Written, performed, recorded & produced by Neil FitzgeraldCredits & Acknowledgements:Sample of Molly Burch's Downhearted used with kind permission of the artist and Captured Tracks/Omnia Music GroupSample of Danger Beach's Apache used with kind permission of the artist.Closing song: Small Sur's cover of Little Wings' Fall Skull also used with kind permission of the artist.Originally appeared as episode of 'The Latte Art Catastrophe' in 2018.All sound FX sourced on Freesound.org and are used under a Creative Commons Attribution license. For links to individual files, see link: docs.google.com/document/d/127nz1…/edit?usp=sharing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brexyt Is Icumen In examines the disturbing reaction of the villagers of Oughtiton when a suspected saboteur doesn't put any bunting out on Brexyt Day. A classic of the folk horror genre.TRIGGER WARNING: ample use is made of a Morris Dancing field recording.All copyright: Neil Fitzgerald Contact the writer; producer and performer for rights, etc: [email protected] support the author, go to https://neil-fitzgerald.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Toby Gulch finds himself in court as his joke experiment to cross the species divide and transition into a toad takes a more serious turn.All copyright: Neil Fitzgerald Contact the writer; producer and performer for rights, etc: [email protected] support the author, go to https://neil-fitzgerald.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.